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In the long, long line of things we’re supposed to believe but can’t possibly be true, a flying Stacey Abrams is perhaps the most ridiculous.
That cape better be four football fields long and have great health insurance cuz it’s gonna be a long day getting SuperFudge off the ground.
UPDATE: LOLGFY, SF
May 18, 2020
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March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.
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Placeholder until Leon puts up some post about an ancient culture that probably didn’t survive because of climate change or lack of diversity.
I can’t stop laughing. Multiple people, including Stacey Abrams thought this was a good idea.
By all means, tell us that a morbidly obese, unaccomplished, whiny, sore loser, conspiracy theorist is fit to be president.
No not Trump, you asshole. I meant Tank.
The real hero in this picture: the kitten heel she’s wearing.
Comment by MJ on May 18, 2020 7:04 am
The real hero in this picture: the kitten heel she’s wearing.
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You stole my joke.
They are really pushing this fattie. Don’t get it. She’s awful.
PROTIP: When someone is self-aggrandizing and they haven’t done anything, they won’t be less of a jackass when they get power.
See: California politicians
The Biden people already struck her off the list, apparently. It’s sort of funny how late this is.
I didn’t see it, but apparently, there was a Biden/Abrams/Newsidiot on split-screen and he was asked about putting her on the ballot right there with her on air and he did not do it.
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This is pretty interesting. Def confirms confirmation bias but his information is well substantiated. I also think this will be the prevailing wisdom in a few years, if anyone decides to learn anything. Which is doubtful.
http://www.spiked-online.com/2020/05/15/we-could-open-up-again-and-forget-the-whole-thing/
I really can’t top this.
Yeah, you could kind of see the hope die off from her face.
It was sad.
She doesn’t really add voters. Black women are the core of the democrat party, whoever is on the ticket and she’s unlikely to bring in working class voters. Perhaps some wine moms, but again, they don’t really know black people. It’s a hard connection to make.
I think Biden’s choices are:
1. Midwestern retail politician
2. Progressive
3. Black
4. Drop out and let someone without obvious dame bramage run
My guess is option 2
I was particularly proud of SuperFudge but also can see how it might be a weency bit racist.
Oh well. Laughs > race
I loved SuperFudge and kind of wished I’d thought of it.
I wonder if he’s tried to pull Evan Bayh out of retirement.
But she’s not super so…
AverageFudge
Split-toothFudge
When I saw the word Fudge, I did not think “black” I thought “fat.” Was that wrong of me?
Maybe close to “pudge?”
I didn’t think black either, I though fat. But I could see being black and thinking that was a cheap shot.
Evan Bayh is so boring. He would practically sleep in board meetings, never said a word. Just like a potted plant.
The ONT mentioned this but I didn’t click. The comparison was with the photo shoot Esquire did with Beto. Abrams version of this was called “DiaBeto”
So you’re saying he’d make Joe look high energy?
It’s a strategy.
#NoCapes
Busy weekend here.
FIRST, I’m sorry to hear that Oso’s pupper is having serious issues 😦
Had a houseful. Bil , nephew, all kids except for social distancing Hannah. Four newfies (facedouche friends have seen the pictures.)
All my floors need to be mopped, even though I mopped them about every four hours all weekend. Laundry.
Crossfit is open today – BREAKING THE LAW BREAKING THE LAW. We’ll see how long this lasts.
Put a new faucet in the kitchen. Need to get a “bar sized” one for the other sink but can’t decide which one i want.
Ordered flooring for the laundry room, so hopefully that mess will be over soon.
Abrams would just be another person Hillary would have to kill.
I think the worry is that you don’t want a vp pick that will outshine Biden … which – let’s be honest – just about everyone can. So they need someone who can bring votes, but be the obvious VP candidate and not overshadow Biden.
We can laugh, but perhaps we should have a bit of sympathy for the situation they’ve put themselves in.
B ahaaa haaa haaaaa …
Eh, the diabeetus and heart disease will probably get her before Clinton, scott.
She can make it look like corona.
Is Hannah concerned that Texas and Florida will be dead soon?
The real tragedy is that FL and TX will still have all their electoral votes despite 99% of them having died of Wu Tang Flu. So undemocratic.
I’m actually already dead. I’m commenting from beyond the grave.
Obamagate is going to be a good story.
You can tell because all of the stories say it’s bullshit but offer no points to back the claim.
There must be some seriously rich stupid people pushing Abrams, because that’s the only reason this is a thing. Once the money goes away, so does she.
No mare, that’s a feature, not a bug, of the incoming liberal voter problem.
Also, condolences to Oso and family. Four legs or two. family is family.
About Obamagate (which autocorrect wants to change to Obamacare), the main reaction of the few I’ve seen from the left, is that “Unmasking happens all the time”. So what’s the big deal?
I love that reason, jimbro.
No one is going to jail for Obamagate. We all know it.
https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2020/05/18/forget-about-seeing-any-justice-for-obamagate-n2568924
I went to the WaPo site to read the Tank Abrams story, and it’s been memory-holed already. In its place is “Stacey Abrams’ public push for veep slot complicates Biden’s search”.
You can’t make this stuff up.
It’s nowhere on the front page, and I had to dig for ^^^ that one on the politics page. SuperStacey is gone.
Ugh, her fat feet bulge out of her shoes. (Don’t look, I can’t unsee it.)
Women her size really should take better care of their metatarsals.
Agreed. Obamagate won’t produce results.
But its a great story that freaks the left out. When attempting a coup, don’t be so obvious!
LOL, I finally did find the article. The comments are split between how wonderful she is (one hollering for a citizens arrest of Kemp for stealing the election), how fawning WaPo is (liberal white guilt much?), and some funny snark. “Pound for pound, the strongest candidate for VP”. “Is she trying out for a Harry Potter role?” “She’s not sniff worthy.” “the inexperienced Mrs. Butterworth.”
Hope Oso and Dan are okay.
Pound for pound is pretty funny. I bet one of the talking heads on tv will say it but not understand what they are saying.
4/10 MJ would smash.
4/10 is two fifths. That’s what it would take for MJ to smash.
When I saw SuperFudge my brain read it as SuperFridge. As in the heavier version of William “The Fridge” Perry. I think y’all can see why my brain jumped the track.
If someone repeats the “pound for pound” line on air, I might pee myself laughing.
That great American philosopher, Chris Rock, had the Tank Abrams schtick figured out years ago.
I love the Stacey Abrams push so much.
She’s beautiful and accomplished. Like a runway model and Obama mixed together!
She’s beautiful and accomplished. Like a runway model and Obama mixed together!
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If only Melania was as beautiful and accomplished as SuperPudge then she could earn a place on the front of a magazine!
She’s a real porker.
That is classic Chris Rock, still makes me howl with laughter.
Didn’t get arrested at the gym.
Georgia Governor Stacy Abrams Makes Cameo Appearance in 1987 Whitesnake video
“She’s beautiful and accomplished. Like a runway model and Obama mixed together!”
Such barf. Especially since Mooch is even more vomit inducing.
I couldn’t do it. They were able to stabilize her and the anti-seizure meds were working. We brought her home and we are trying the meds first.
She is aptly named, that’s for sure.
You will know when it’s time Oso. My mom kept our childhood dog going for about a year with Vet prescribed Lasix and prednisone tablets given now and then. It was a sad day when she gave me a call to come home from Worcester to take her to the Vet one last time.
Yo Homeslice!
‘Sup?
New lawn implements have arrived. Craftsman 20v cordless weedeater is going to work just fine for my harry homeowner needs although it’s obviously not designed for more rigorous applications. Conundrum with the new 150cc push mower…..oil weight…5w30, sae 30, or just regular ole 10w30…..decisions, decisions.
If the meds work and your critter is still finding some joy, interacting with you, eating, minimal pain…keep loving on her.
Is the sun shining where y’all live? I haven’t seen it in nearly two weeks and I’m bout ready to lose my remaining marbles.
My understanding is that small air cooled engines do better w a single viscosity oil. I’d go w SAE 30.
92 today.
Sun is shining, yay! Temperature at 90°, not so yay.
Oso, glad that MA is still here for you guys to love on.
Jimbro, our Vet told us in February that MA would let us know. We thought she was letting us know. This morning, she was so happy to see Dan. I couldn’t let her go. 5 hour drive of Dan saying “Are we on the same page?” and me agreeing while crying.
Beasn, I firmly believe that St Francis intervened. Emergency Vet hadn’t ever witnessed a recovery like MA. When we arrived, we were seated in the Euthanasia room. MA immediately perked up when they brought her into the room.
So, Hamslice in Tucson, how many bullwhips do you have shoved up your ass right now?
Now I want ham.
Oh man. Ham salad. Is there anything better?
Ham salad with chopped up sweet pickles…mmm
The best.
https://www.saveur.com/article/Recipes/Southern-Ham-Salad/
Gotta say – I’ve had chicken salad and tuna salad, but never egg salad or ham salad. Wonder if that is a regional thing.
Went to my new gardening friend’s house today to get some plant and her neighbor has a cattle dog that looks a lot like Dorkus. I asked him if I could pet his dog, and then fought back tears afterwards. Fucking hormones, so goddamned embarrassing. I apologized but I’m sure she thinks I’m a nut.
Oso, I’m sure MA was so happy to see you she forgot all about being sick.
Any dog lover gets it. Especially ACD owners who are used to their antics. And by antics I mean how they’re assholes that you can’t help but love
I get most of my ham salad sandwiches at catered lunches or potlucks. Every now and then I’ll grab them in the deli case.
Just gonna leave this here
http://www.cattledogmaine.com/index.html
We can’t find Braunschweiger anywhere. Lauraw, yes. She is happy to be home. We really needed the vacay. South Dakota is awesome. Vet thinks MA was stressed by not being at home. TiFW, hubby’s family made egg salad and ham salad. Mini breads at grocery stores. Open face. I didn’t even know the mini breads existed before I got married.
There’s a picture of Rowan about halfway down the Photo Gallery tab wearing an orange bandanna
The owners of the place are retired nurses from MA
Rowan is handsome as can be. And an asshole, of course. They all are. It kind of cracked me up how utterly indifferent this dog was to attention from strangers. He was focused on his owner, and fetching the ball, and ignored my smoochy sounds and whistles. The guy whipped the ball toward me just so the dog would come close to me, then the dog noticed me and came over for a brief polite scritch and sniff.
If he was a golden retriever I would have been covered with slobber from the first ‘hey buddy!’ Not so with cattle dogs.
I’ve never had ham salad. Sounds weird.
Egg salad, of course, is wonderful. On buttered toast with a little thinly sliced onion. Ohhh baby. Un-gourmet and satisfying.
Beef price spike happened to me today. 7.99/lb for angus top round, 5.99/lb for 85/25 ground beef, max 2 per customer. You have got to be kidding me. Thank goodness we bought some ahead, wish we had got more.
wait, no, 6.99 for the top rounds, not 7.99. But still that’s way high.
Super Whale?
Cattle dogs have personality. They are the Peter Falk of Columbo dogs. My friend trains Malinois. They are LEO dogs.
TMI I stopped menstruation with an eating disorder. I was 25 before it started again. Multiple years of fertility treatment. I was in my 30s before I regulated. Didn’t matter. I don’t ovulate. I’m almost 57 years old and I still menstruate. Hubby really wants the “Change”
https://tinyurl.com/turn-the-sound-on-Roamie
Oso – Mirena IUD. I’m just sayin’…..
https://tinyurl.com/MJ-Kitten
We finally got our Trump Check. MA just cost us most of it. Dan called Pet Paradise. They made the decision to upgrade her care. Phone calls yesterday. Lots of tears. Drove her from Vet to Vet. They really love our dog. Dan is using PTO to stay with MaryAnn.
https://tinyurl.com/y7dcbfu8
Yeah, Spike Lee is a leftie tool but Pups link made me think of this preview which I just saw
I went with SAE 5w30. Cause that’s me. That’s who I am, a rebel, a wild man, a push the envelope kinda guy…….and it’s all I had out in the garage.
Just finished the yard, (or the lawn for you high falutin folks), looks nice. Matter of fact, it looks so dang gud that I have to reward myself with a new air rifle. Time to go shopping.
I had my first Runza. It was ok. Went to the first Cabelas. Witnessed corporate BS first hand. Bass Pro fucked Cabelas
https://freebeacon.com/satire/jennifer-rubin-column-bot/
Don’t care if it’s real or not, it might be a smidge more conservative than the real thing and just as coherent.
Runzas are good. I have made my own.
Never heard of it.
Ham salad:
Ham
Miracle Whip
Butter pickles
Put in food processor
Enjoy!
Fish stick salad:
Fish sticks
Tartar sauce
Put in food processor
Enjoy!
Comment by Jimbro on May 18, 2020 1:22 pm
Yo Homeslice!
‘Sup?
Not much, working and working some more. Not oft a commenting on here just lurking but Heya peeps!
In other news I just turned in my Costco card. Heard some people were getting refunds. Lady at the door gesturing to her mask, walked up put the card on a pillar in front of her and walked out. They have freedom to enforce bullshit feel-good measures that do nothing to promote safety, and I have freedom to shop elsewhere.
Looking at picking up new work shortly. Company I’m at got bought out so we’ll see how it goes. Shitty time to be looking for work, but everything works out in the end.
Did you answer Hotspur’s question? It’s kinda his thing.
I have no idea how it started and I don’t really want to know.
Sausage salad:
Sausages
Miracle whip
Butter pickles
Put in food processor
Enjoy!
Bag of dicks salad:
Dicks
Miracle whip
Butter pickles
Put in food processor
Enjoy!
Butter pickle salad:
Butter pickles
Miracle pickle
Bricks
Put in a pillowcase and smash against a tree
Enjoy!
Anger Management Puppet Salad:
Anger Management Puppet
loaded handgun
rage
Shoot your Anger Management Puppet right between it’s little button eyes
Enjoy!
Femur salad:
Femurs
Miracle whip
Butter pickles
Put in bone grinder
Enjoy!
I have no idea how it started and I don’t really want to know.
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It smells of Rosetta. And fish sticks.
Space Pen Salad:
Space pens
Miracle whip
Motor oil
Put in food processor
Enjoy!
Scotch salad:
Scotch
Put in MJ
Enjoy!
Underwood potted meat spread salad (cept we didn’t call it salad)
The bullwhips question is just for the guys, the women get this
Space Pen Salad:
Space pens
Miracle whip
MotorKrytox oilPut in food processor
Enjoy!
fixt for me
SuperPudge Salad
Desperation
Inaccurate sense of worth to others
Rejection by attractive men
Put in processor.
Enjoy!
Hmmmmm well I generally don’t go above one.
How bout you? https://tinyurl.com/ycwqvfcx
(that was sposed to be in reply to Hotspurj)
Pretty sure I worked a double today.
Everybody in Michigan is probably in jail.
I must be getting old. Instead of a air rifle I ordered replacement headlight lenses for my car. The ones I have now are all fogged over and that’s after I took reconditioner to em. I’m gonna have to kill some critter to eat later this week to make up for the lost man card points. Maybe go fishing.
I was upstairs looking out the window and ran downstairs and out to the mini tent greenhouse tonight because I saw a baby bunny run into it.
Never found him. He was adorable. Maybe four inches long, super cute, and I would totally step on him if I found him.
The outlaw barber in Owosso is still working. Every police agency with jurisdiction — including the state cops — has declined to arrest.
That is reassuring news, Leon.
‘Merica
Love you dorks, and that’s not just the chemicals talking, even though literally everything, is chemicals talking. Just, have your chemicals understand what mine are trying to say, please, in a good way, thanks.
My sodium is digging on your phosphorus. I think.
WTF am I still up? Oh, I know, I watched some Tucker and Ingraham on the youtubes. And then made the mistake of looking at faceass.
Sibling salad
Siblings
Miracle Whip
A cluebat
Send them to Planned Processor to see how they like it.
p.s. – Can someone tell me which republican governor is doing the kinds of things the demrats are doing?
Don’t ever release poison.