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You Gotta Be Shittin’ Me

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In the long, long line of things we’re supposed to believe but can’t possibly be true, a flying Stacey Abrams is perhaps the most ridiculous.

That cape better be four football fields long and have great health insurance cuz it’s gonna be a long day getting SuperFudge off the ground.

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May 18, 2020
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127 Comments

  1. Comment by MJ on May 18, 2020 6:58 am

    Placeholder until Leon puts up some post about an ancient culture that probably didn’t survive because of climate change or lack of diversity.

  2. Comment by MJ on May 18, 2020 7:03 am

    I can’t stop laughing. Multiple people, including Stacey Abrams thought this was a good idea.

    By all means, tell us that a morbidly obese, unaccomplished, whiny, sore loser, conspiracy theorist is fit to be president.

    No not Trump, you asshole. I meant Tank.

  3. Comment by MJ on May 18, 2020 7:04 am

    The real hero in this picture: the kitten heel she’s wearing.

  4. Comment by mare on May 18, 2020 7:18 am

    Comment by MJ on May 18, 2020 7:04 am
    The real hero in this picture: the kitten heel she’s wearing.

    ———

    You stole my joke.

    They are really pushing this fattie. Don’t get it. She’s awful.

    PROTIP: When someone is self-aggrandizing and they haven’t done anything, they won’t be less of a jackass when they get power.

    See: California politicians

  5. Comment by MJ on May 18, 2020 7:24 am

    The Biden people already struck her off the list, apparently. It’s sort of funny how late this is.

  6. Comment by mare on May 18, 2020 7:34 am

    I didn’t see it, but apparently, there was a Biden/Abrams/Newsidiot on split-screen and he was asked about putting her on the ballot right there with her on air and he did not do it.

  7. Comment by Car in on May 18, 2020 7:36 am

    ww

  8. Comment by MJ on May 18, 2020 7:42 am

    This is pretty interesting. Def confirms confirmation bias but his information is well substantiated. I also think this will be the prevailing wisdom in a few years, if anyone decides to learn anything. Which is doubtful.

    http://www.spiked-online.com/2020/05/15/we-could-open-up-again-and-forget-the-whole-thing/

  9. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 18, 2020 7:44 am

    I really can’t top this.

  10. Comment by MJ on May 18, 2020 7:46 am

    Yeah, you could kind of see the hope die off from her face.

    It was sad.

    She doesn’t really add voters. Black women are the core of the democrat party, whoever is on the ticket and she’s unlikely to bring in working class voters. Perhaps some wine moms, but again, they don’t really know black people. It’s a hard connection to make.

    I think Biden’s choices are:

    1. Midwestern retail politician
    2. Progressive
    3. Black
    4. Drop out and let someone without obvious dame bramage run

    My guess is option 2

  11. Comment by MJ on May 18, 2020 7:47 am

    I was particularly proud of SuperFudge but also can see how it might be a weency bit racist.

    Oh well. Laughs > race

  12. Comment by mare on May 18, 2020 7:49 am

    I loved SuperFudge and kind of wished I’d thought of it.

  13. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 18, 2020 7:49 am

    I wonder if he’s tried to pull Evan Bayh out of retirement.

  14. Comment by mare on May 18, 2020 7:50 am

    But she’s not super so…

    AverageFudge
    Split-toothFudge

  15. Comment by mare on May 18, 2020 7:55 am

    When I saw the word Fudge, I did not think “black” I thought “fat.” Was that wrong of me?

  16. Comment by mare on May 18, 2020 7:55 am

    Maybe close to “pudge?”

  17. Comment by MJ on May 18, 2020 7:56 am

    I didn’t think black either, I though fat. But I could see being black and thinking that was a cheap shot.

  18. Comment by MJ on May 18, 2020 7:57 am

    Evan Bayh is so boring. He would practically sleep in board meetings, never said a word. Just like a potted plant.

  19. Comment by Jimbro on May 18, 2020 7:57 am

    The ONT mentioned this but I didn’t click. The comparison was with the photo shoot Esquire did with Beto. Abrams version of this was called “DiaBeto”

  20. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 18, 2020 8:06 am

    So you’re saying he’d make Joe look high energy?

    It’s a strategy.

  21. Comment by bcochran81 on May 18, 2020 8:17 am

    #NoCapes

  22. Comment by Car in on May 18, 2020 8:17 am

    Busy weekend here.

    FIRST, I’m sorry to hear that Oso’s pupper is having serious issues 😦

  23. Comment by Car in on May 18, 2020 8:19 am

    Had a houseful. Bil , nephew, all kids except for social distancing Hannah. Four newfies (facedouche friends have seen the pictures.)

    All my floors need to be mopped, even though I mopped them about every four hours all weekend. Laundry.

    Crossfit is open today – BREAKING THE LAW BREAKING THE LAW. We’ll see how long this lasts.

    Put a new faucet in the kitchen. Need to get a “bar sized” one for the other sink but can’t decide which one i want.

    Ordered flooring for the laundry room, so hopefully that mess will be over soon.

  24. Comment by scott on May 18, 2020 8:20 am

    Abrams would just be another person Hillary would have to kill.

  25. Comment by Car in on May 18, 2020 8:24 am

    I think the worry is that you don’t want a vp pick that will outshine Biden … which – let’s be honest – just about everyone can. So they need someone who can bring votes, but be the obvious VP candidate and not overshadow Biden.

    We can laugh, but perhaps we should have a bit of sympathy for the situation they’ve put themselves in.

    B ahaaa haaa haaaaa …

  26. Comment by bcochran81 on May 18, 2020 8:25 am

    Eh, the diabeetus and heart disease will probably get her before Clinton, scott.

  27. Comment by scott on May 18, 2020 8:31 am

    She can make it look like corona.

  28. Comment by mare on May 18, 2020 8:35 am

    Is Hannah concerned that Texas and Florida will be dead soon?

  29. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 18, 2020 8:39 am

    The real tragedy is that FL and TX will still have all their electoral votes despite 99% of them having died of Wu Tang Flu. So undemocratic.

  30. Comment by bcochran81 on May 18, 2020 8:40 am

    I’m actually already dead. I’m commenting from beyond the grave.

  31. Comment by MJ on May 18, 2020 8:40 am

    Obamagate is going to be a good story.

    You can tell because all of the stories say it’s bullshit but offer no points to back the claim.

  32. Comment by Brother Tim on May 18, 2020 8:41 am

    There must be some seriously rich stupid people pushing Abrams, because that’s the only reason this is a thing. Once the money goes away, so does she.

  33. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 18, 2020 8:42 am

    No mare, that’s a feature, not a bug, of the incoming liberal voter problem.

  34. Comment by Brother Tim on May 18, 2020 8:45 am

    Also, condolences to Oso and family. Four legs or two. family is family.

  35. Comment by Jimbro on May 18, 2020 8:49 am

    About Obamagate (which autocorrect wants to change to Obamacare), the main reaction of the few I’ve seen from the left, is that “Unmasking happens all the time”. So what’s the big deal?

  36. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 18, 2020 8:54 am

    I love that reason, jimbro.

  37. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 18, 2020 8:54 am

    No one is going to jail for Obamagate. We all know it.

    https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2020/05/18/forget-about-seeing-any-justice-for-obamagate-n2568924

  38. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on May 18, 2020 8:57 am

    I went to the WaPo site to read the Tank Abrams story, and it’s been memory-holed already. In its place is “Stacey Abrams’ public push for veep slot complicates Biden’s search”.

    You can’t make this stuff up.

  39. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on May 18, 2020 8:58 am

    It’s nowhere on the front page, and I had to dig for ^^^ that one on the politics page. SuperStacey is gone.

  40. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on May 18, 2020 9:01 am

    Ugh, her fat feet bulge out of her shoes. (Don’t look, I can’t unsee it.)

  41. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 18, 2020 9:09 am

    Women her size really should take better care of their metatarsals.

  42. Comment by MJ on May 18, 2020 9:13 am

    Agreed. Obamagate won’t produce results.

    But its a great story that freaks the left out. When attempting a coup, don’t be so obvious!

  43. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on May 18, 2020 9:29 am

    LOL, I finally did find the article. The comments are split between how wonderful she is (one hollering for a citizens arrest of Kemp for stealing the election), how fawning WaPo is (liberal white guilt much?), and some funny snark. “Pound for pound, the strongest candidate for VP”. “Is she trying out for a Harry Potter role?” “She’s not sniff worthy.” “the inexperienced Mrs. Butterworth.”

  44. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 18, 2020 9:32 am

    Hope Oso and Dan are okay.

  45. Comment by MJ on May 18, 2020 9:48 am

    Pound for pound is pretty funny. I bet one of the talking heads on tv will say it but not understand what they are saying.

  46. Comment by Hotspur on May 18, 2020 9:53 am

    4/10 MJ would smash.

  47. Comment by Hotspur on May 18, 2020 9:54 am

    4/10 is two fifths. That’s what it would take for MJ to smash.

  48. Comment by Pendejo on May 18, 2020 10:16 am

    When I saw SuperFudge my brain read it as SuperFridge. As in the heavier version of William “The Fridge” Perry. I think y’all can see why my brain jumped the track.

  49. Comment by bcochran81 on May 18, 2020 10:19 am

    If someone repeats the “pound for pound” line on air, I might pee myself laughing.

  50. Comment by Pendejo on May 18, 2020 10:32 am

    That great American philosopher, Chris Rock, had the Tank Abrams schtick figured out years ago.

  51. Comment by MJ on May 18, 2020 11:31 am

    I love the Stacey Abrams push so much.

    She’s beautiful and accomplished. Like a runway model and Obama mixed together!

  52. Comment by mare on May 18, 2020 11:59 am

    She’s beautiful and accomplished. Like a runway model and Obama mixed together!

    ——–

    If only Melania was as beautiful and accomplished as SuperPudge then she could earn a place on the front of a magazine!

  53. Comment by Hotspur on May 18, 2020 12:08 pm

    She’s a real porker.

  54. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on May 18, 2020 12:15 pm

    That is classic Chris Rock, still makes me howl with laughter.

  55. Comment by Car in on May 18, 2020 12:16 pm

    Didn’t get arrested at the gym.

  56. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 18, 2020 12:20 pm

    Georgia Governor Stacy Abrams Makes Cameo Appearance in 1987 Whitesnake video

  57. Comment by beasn on May 18, 2020 12:29 pm

    “She’s beautiful and accomplished. Like a runway model and Obama mixed together!”

    Such barf. Especially since Mooch is even more vomit inducing.

  58. Comment by osoloco11 on May 18, 2020 1:07 pm

    I couldn’t do it. They were able to stabilize her and the anti-seizure meds were working. We brought her home and we are trying the meds first.

  59. Comment by Hamslice in Tucson on May 18, 2020 1:10 pm

    She is aptly named, that’s for sure.

  60. Comment by Jimbro on May 18, 2020 1:20 pm

    You will know when it’s time Oso. My mom kept our childhood dog going for about a year with Vet prescribed Lasix and prednisone tablets given now and then. It was a sad day when she gave me a call to come home from Worcester to take her to the Vet one last time.

  61. Comment by Jimbro on May 18, 2020 1:22 pm

    Yo Homeslice!

    ‘Sup?

  62. Comment by TeeRoy Jenkins on May 18, 2020 2:10 pm

    New lawn implements have arrived. Craftsman 20v cordless weedeater is going to work just fine for my harry homeowner needs although it’s obviously not designed for more rigorous applications. Conundrum with the new 150cc push mower…..oil weight…5w30, sae 30, or just regular ole 10w30…..decisions, decisions.

  63. Comment by beasn on May 18, 2020 2:24 pm

    If the meds work and your critter is still finding some joy, interacting with you, eating, minimal pain…keep loving on her.

  64. Comment by beasn on May 18, 2020 2:27 pm

    Is the sun shining where y’all live? I haven’t seen it in nearly two weeks and I’m bout ready to lose my remaining marbles.

  65. Comment by Pendejo on May 18, 2020 2:50 pm

    My understanding is that small air cooled engines do better w a single viscosity oil. I’d go w SAE 30.

  66. Comment by osoloco11 on May 18, 2020 2:52 pm

    92 today.

  67. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on May 18, 2020 2:54 pm

    Sun is shining, yay! Temperature at 90°, not so yay.

    Oso, glad that MA is still here for you guys to love on.

  68. Comment by osoloco11 on May 18, 2020 2:57 pm

    Jimbro, our Vet told us in February that MA would let us know. We thought she was letting us know. This morning, she was so happy to see Dan. I couldn’t let her go. 5 hour drive of Dan saying “Are we on the same page?” and me agreeing while crying.

  69. Comment by osoloco11 on May 18, 2020 3:00 pm

    Beasn, I firmly believe that St Francis intervened. Emergency Vet hadn’t ever witnessed a recovery like MA. When we arrived, we were seated in the Euthanasia room. MA immediately perked up when they brought her into the room.

  70. Comment by Hotspur on May 18, 2020 3:03 pm

    So, Hamslice in Tucson, how many bullwhips do you have shoved up your ass right now?

  71. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 18, 2020 3:57 pm

    Now I want ham.

  72. Comment by MJ on May 18, 2020 4:16 pm

    Oh man. Ham salad. Is there anything better?

  73. Comment by Jimbro on May 18, 2020 4:23 pm

    Ham salad with chopped up sweet pickles…mmm

  74. Comment by MJ on May 18, 2020 4:25 pm

    The best.

  75. Comment by Jimbro on May 18, 2020 4:47 pm

    https://www.saveur.com/article/Recipes/Southern-Ham-Salad/

  76. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on May 18, 2020 4:53 pm

    Gotta say – I’ve had chicken salad and tuna salad, but never egg salad or ham salad. Wonder if that is a regional thing.

  77. Comment by lauraw on May 18, 2020 4:53 pm

    Went to my new gardening friend’s house today to get some plant and her neighbor has a cattle dog that looks a lot like Dorkus. I asked him if I could pet his dog, and then fought back tears afterwards. Fucking hormones, so goddamned embarrassing. I apologized but I’m sure she thinks I’m a nut.

    Oso, I’m sure MA was so happy to see you she forgot all about being sick.

  78. Comment by Jimbro on May 18, 2020 4:59 pm

    Any dog lover gets it. Especially ACD owners who are used to their antics. And by antics I mean how they’re assholes that you can’t help but love

  79. Comment by Jimbro on May 18, 2020 5:03 pm

    I get most of my ham salad sandwiches at catered lunches or potlucks. Every now and then I’ll grab them in the deli case.

  80. Comment by Jimbro on May 18, 2020 5:06 pm

    Just gonna leave this here

    http://www.cattledogmaine.com/index.html

  81. Comment by osoloco11 on May 18, 2020 5:09 pm

    We can’t find Braunschweiger anywhere. Lauraw, yes. She is happy to be home. We really needed the vacay. South Dakota is awesome. Vet thinks MA was stressed by not being at home. TiFW, hubby’s family made egg salad and ham salad. Mini breads at grocery stores. Open face. I didn’t even know the mini breads existed before I got married.

  82. Comment by Jimbro on May 18, 2020 5:11 pm

    There’s a picture of Rowan about halfway down the Photo Gallery tab wearing an orange bandanna

    The owners of the place are retired nurses from MA

  83. Comment by lauraw on May 18, 2020 5:28 pm

    Rowan is handsome as can be. And an asshole, of course. They all are. It kind of cracked me up how utterly indifferent this dog was to attention from strangers. He was focused on his owner, and fetching the ball, and ignored my smoochy sounds and whistles. The guy whipped the ball toward me just so the dog would come close to me, then the dog noticed me and came over for a brief polite scritch and sniff.

    If he was a golden retriever I would have been covered with slobber from the first ‘hey buddy!’ Not so with cattle dogs.

  84. Comment by lauraw on May 18, 2020 5:30 pm

    I’ve never had ham salad. Sounds weird.

    Egg salad, of course, is wonderful. On buttered toast with a little thinly sliced onion. Ohhh baby. Un-gourmet and satisfying.

  85. Comment by lauraw on May 18, 2020 5:33 pm

    Beef price spike happened to me today. 7.99/lb for angus top round, 5.99/lb for 85/25 ground beef, max 2 per customer. You have got to be kidding me. Thank goodness we bought some ahead, wish we had got more.

  86. Comment by lauraw on May 18, 2020 5:33 pm

    wait, no, 6.99 for the top rounds, not 7.99. But still that’s way high.

  87. Comment by RobinKaty on May 18, 2020 5:40 pm

    Super Whale?

  88. Comment by osoloco11 on May 18, 2020 5:47 pm

    Cattle dogs have personality. They are the Peter Falk of Columbo dogs. My friend trains Malinois. They are LEO dogs.

  89. Comment by osoloco11 on May 18, 2020 6:02 pm

    TMI I stopped menstruation with an eating disorder. I was 25 before it started again. Multiple years of fertility treatment. I was in my 30s before I regulated. Didn’t matter. I don’t ovulate. I’m almost 57 years old and I still menstruate. Hubby really wants the “Change”

  90. Comment by Pupster on May 18, 2020 6:11 pm

    https://tinyurl.com/turn-the-sound-on-Roamie

  91. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on May 18, 2020 6:19 pm

    Oso – Mirena IUD. I’m just sayin’…..

  92. Comment by Pupster on May 18, 2020 6:20 pm

    https://tinyurl.com/MJ-Kitten

  93. Comment by osoloco11 on May 18, 2020 6:20 pm

    We finally got our Trump Check. MA just cost us most of it. Dan called Pet Paradise. They made the decision to upgrade her care. Phone calls yesterday. Lots of tears. Drove her from Vet to Vet. They really love our dog. Dan is using PTO to stay with MaryAnn.

  94. Comment by Jimbro on May 18, 2020 6:26 pm

    https://tinyurl.com/y7dcbfu8

    Yeah, Spike Lee is a leftie tool but Pups link made me think of this preview which I just saw

  95. Comment by TeeRoy Jenkins on May 18, 2020 6:34 pm

    I went with SAE 5w30. Cause that’s me. That’s who I am, a rebel, a wild man, a push the envelope kinda guy…….and it’s all I had out in the garage.

    Just finished the yard, (or the lawn for you high falutin folks), looks nice. Matter of fact, it looks so dang gud that I have to reward myself with a new air rifle. Time to go shopping.

  96. Comment by osoloco11 on May 18, 2020 6:48 pm

    I had my first Runza. It was ok. Went to the first Cabelas. Witnessed corporate BS first hand. Bass Pro fucked Cabelas

  97. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on May 18, 2020 7:28 pm

    https://freebeacon.com/satire/jennifer-rubin-column-bot/

    Don’t care if it’s real or not, it might be a smidge more conservative than the real thing and just as coherent.

  98. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on May 18, 2020 7:29 pm

    Runzas are good. I have made my own.

  99. Comment by lauraw on May 18, 2020 7:44 pm

    Never heard of it.

  100. Comment by MJ on May 18, 2020 7:55 pm

    Ham salad:

    Ham
    Miracle Whip
    Butter pickles

    Put in food processor

    Enjoy!

  101. Comment by MJ on May 18, 2020 7:59 pm

    Fish stick salad:

    Fish sticks
    Tartar sauce

    Put in food processor

    Enjoy!

  102. Comment by Hamslice in Tucson on May 18, 2020 8:04 pm

    Comment by Jimbro on May 18, 2020 1:22 pm
    Yo Homeslice!

    ‘Sup?

    Not much, working and working some more. Not oft a commenting on here just lurking but Heya peeps!

    In other news I just turned in my Costco card. Heard some people were getting refunds. Lady at the door gesturing to her mask, walked up put the card on a pillar in front of her and walked out. They have freedom to enforce bullshit feel-good measures that do nothing to promote safety, and I have freedom to shop elsewhere.

    Looking at picking up new work shortly. Company I’m at got bought out so we’ll see how it goes. Shitty time to be looking for work, but everything works out in the end.

  103. Comment by MJ on May 18, 2020 8:07 pm

    Did you answer Hotspur’s question? It’s kinda his thing.

    I have no idea how it started and I don’t really want to know.

  104. Comment by MJ on May 18, 2020 8:09 pm

    Sausage salad:

    Sausages
    Miracle whip
    Butter pickles

    Put in food processor
    Enjoy!

  105. Comment by MJ on May 18, 2020 8:10 pm

    Bag of dicks salad:

    Dicks
    Miracle whip
    Butter pickles

    Put in food processor
    Enjoy!

  106. Comment by lauraw on May 18, 2020 8:13 pm

    Butter pickle salad:

    Butter pickles
    Miracle pickle
    Bricks

    Put in a pillowcase and smash against a tree
    Enjoy!

  107. Comment by lauraw on May 18, 2020 8:16 pm

    Anger Management Puppet Salad:

    Anger Management Puppet
    loaded handgun
    rage

    Shoot your Anger Management Puppet right between it’s little button eyes

    Enjoy!

  108. Comment by MJ on May 18, 2020 8:16 pm

    Femur salad:

    Femurs
    Miracle whip
    Butter pickles

    Put in bone grinder

    Enjoy!

  109. Comment by Jimbro on May 18, 2020 8:17 pm

    I have no idea how it started and I don’t really want to know.
    ——-
    It smells of Rosetta. And fish sticks.

  110. Comment by MJ on May 18, 2020 8:18 pm

    Space Pen Salad:

    Space pens
    Miracle whip
    Motor oil

    Put in food processor

    Enjoy!

  111. Comment by MJ on May 18, 2020 8:19 pm

    Scotch salad:

    Scotch
    Put in MJ

    Enjoy!

  112. Comment by TeeRoy Jenkins on May 18, 2020 8:20 pm

    Underwood potted meat spread salad (cept we didn’t call it salad)

  113. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on May 18, 2020 8:21 pm

    The bullwhips question is just for the guys, the women get this

  114. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on May 18, 2020 8:23 pm

    Space Pen Salad:

    Space pens
    Miracle whip
    Motor Krytox oil

    Put in food processor

    Enjoy!

    fixt for me

  115. Comment by mare on May 18, 2020 8:30 pm

    SuperPudge Salad

    Desperation
    Inaccurate sense of worth to others
    Rejection by attractive men

    Put in processor.

    Enjoy!

  116. Comment by Hamslice in Tucson on May 18, 2020 8:42 pm

    Hmmmmm well I generally don’t go above one.
    How bout you? https://tinyurl.com/ycwqvfcx

  117. Comment by Hamslice in Tucson on May 18, 2020 8:43 pm

    (that was sposed to be in reply to Hotspurj)

  118. Comment by scott on May 18, 2020 8:57 pm

    Pretty sure I worked a double today.

  119. Comment by scott on May 18, 2020 9:49 pm

    Everybody in Michigan is probably in jail.

  120. Comment by TeeRoy Jenkins on May 18, 2020 9:57 pm

    I must be getting old. Instead of a air rifle I ordered replacement headlight lenses for my car. The ones I have now are all fogged over and that’s after I took reconditioner to em. I’m gonna have to kill some critter to eat later this week to make up for the lost man card points. Maybe go fishing.

  121. Comment by lauraw on May 18, 2020 10:10 pm

    I was upstairs looking out the window and ran downstairs and out to the mini tent greenhouse tonight because I saw a baby bunny run into it.
    Never found him. He was adorable. Maybe four inches long, super cute, and I would totally step on him if I found him.

  122. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 18, 2020 10:15 pm

    The outlaw barber in Owosso is still working. Every police agency with jurisdiction — including the state cops — has declined to arrest.

  123. Comment by lauraw on May 18, 2020 10:23 pm

    That is reassuring news, Leon.

    ‘Merica

  124. Comment by lauraw on May 18, 2020 11:53 pm

    Love you dorks, and that’s not just the chemicals talking, even though literally everything, is chemicals talking. Just, have your chemicals understand what mine are trying to say, please, in a good way, thanks.

  125. Comment by Pendejo on May 19, 2020 12:14 am

    My sodium is digging on your phosphorus. I think.

  126. Comment by beasn on May 19, 2020 3:23 am

    WTF am I still up? Oh, I know, I watched some Tucker and Ingraham on the youtubes. And then made the mistake of looking at faceass.

    Sibling salad

    Siblings
    Miracle Whip
    A cluebat

    Send them to Planned Processor to see how they like it.

    p.s. – Can someone tell me which republican governor is doing the kinds of things the demrats are doing?

  127. Comment by Sean M. on May 19, 2020 3:57 am

    Don’t ever release poison.


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