Boulevard of Broken Memes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

55 Comments

  1. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on May 15, 2020 9:29 pm

    Can’t believe no one commented about the camel toe link.
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    Oh, I saw it, just couldn’t think up a tasteful comment

  2. “Buy a Toyota” meme is so true as is the company I bought an HDMI cable from 6 years ago

  3. Comment by Jimbro on May 16, 2020 6:36 am
    Comment by roamingfirehydrant on May 15, 2020 9:29 pm

    Can’t believe no one commented about the camel toe link.
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    Oh, I saw it, just couldn’t think up a tasteful comment

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    Was that the Rosie O’Donnell hellscape?

    Yeah, we saw it and yet we still like you, Roamy. So there’s that.

  4. Jimbro said it well last week, I have favorites then I forget by the time I get to the bottom.

    For some reason the “I can’t wait to look like this in the corner of a bar again” made me LOL

    As well as the “family being ripped apart.” *And Leon thinks he as spiritual issues. Welcome to the party, pal!

  5. Oh, and the “ruined cougar” was excellent.

  6. Is it just me or do the “journalists” wearing masks in the WH briefing room look like pussies and dumbasses?

  7. I don’t know what’s going on with those dogs, but I want to know.

  8. I see I’m the only Hostage jacked up on Black Rifle coffee. Well then.

  9. So, H2 had a pool and no one told me. Guess who’s peeing in it when I’m done with my coffee?

  10. We get updates from our HOA and someone said coyotes have been seen around the lake. The lake isn’t THAT big, what? But it explains why I haven’t seen the bunny I mentioned last week.

  11. I’m not naming names but the pool has not one but two “baby ruths” floating in it.

  12. Leon, I believe that’s why Reconciliation is a sacrament. We ain’t perfect, but we’re trying.

    The two dogs at the end especially for me right now just for general human contact. Been a rough couple of months.

  13. Though the weather isn’t cooperating.

  14. I often wonder what St. Paul’s “affliction” was. It

    It followed him.

  15. Was that the Rosie O’Donnell hellscape?

    No, it was the BBF model.

  16. Neighbor with big titties, Thor as a Jedi, and my reaction to pretty much everything are my favorites, but I saved the light at the end of the tunnel for later use. Thanks, Pupster!

  17. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on May 16, 2020 8:25 am
    Was that the Rosie O’Donnell hellscape?

    No, it was the BBF model.

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    BWAHAHAHAHAAH

  18. Someone, somewhere, linked a pic of Rosie O’Donnell wearing too small light gray bike shorts, a ripped disgusting looking shirt and she just looked horrendous.

    I don’t know how women would even be attracted to her.

    Money?

  19. Status. Her huge BBC.

  20. I don’t get how women are attracted to Ellen, either, unless they’re severely damaged themselves.

  21. Got our “how we’re doing mass in this difficult time, now that our gracious government has permitted gatherings again” link in email today. https://www.stpius.net/resume

    I think I’ll wait until they stop being cowards or until Indiana stops being asshoe.

  22. Reischfuhrer Whitmer is reportedly considering allowing groups of 10 or more to gather as soon as June 1.

    Because, you know, that’s within her authority and is the only sensible thing.

    God help your 4H projects this year, kids, because Gretchen don’t care.

  23. Leon, there’s supposed to be Mass here this weekend. Our names will be recorded for contact tracing in case anyone gets sick. Half the pews have been blocked off, families to sit six feet apart, people to wear masks but not when receiving. A plexiglass sneezeguard has been set up, so we’ll get a squirt of hand sanitizer before we approach that and hold out our hands underneath to receive. The priest will not be distributing Communion, only EME’s, because he is over 65 and will be retiring in September.

    I have waffled on not going, but I would like to receive, and I went to confession to get ready for it. I did ask if the contact tracing was going to be submitted to the state, but it’s only if someone gets sick.

  24. Contact tracing: My name is Wretched Gitmer, I live in Lansing.

  25. Yeah, memorize the address of your governor’s mansion. That’s the address Dad used to always give to Radio Shack.

  26. Was that the Rosie O’Donnell hellscape?

    No, it was the BBF model.

    I actually edited out most of that gif, it was a clip stolen from her Onlyfans pay per view site. It’s the “25” in her measurements for you internet sleuth/stalkers.

  27. This is damning and will be ignored because walking back a lie of this magnitude is impossible.

    https://www.conservativereview.com/news/horowitz-now-know-majority-contract-covid-19-asymptomatic-changes-everything/

  28. I don’t want to live in a world where OnlyFans can see camel toes

  29. Comment by lauraw on May 16, 2020 10:12 am
    Yeah, memorize the address of your governor’s mansion. That’s the address Dad used to always give to Radio Shack.

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    This is brilliant.

    Contact tracing is asshoe.

  30. Naomi and Lana made me laf.

  31. I didn’t get the mama monkey one.

  32. Love these ❤️❤️❤️🤣🤣🤣👋🏻

  33. Did the “small mowing” around the house and 2 of the outbuildings and got a lot of good sun.

    Hands are numb from the vibration, though. I hate that. I can type but can’t safely cook over flame until it subsides.

  34. Least it wasn’t a baby shark reference. Di Dee di doo

  35. I sing that to my daughter while I chase her around the yard.

  36. My grandson is fond of the tune.

  37. leon, you expressed the same frustrations I think a lot of us are having. You articulate them well, so I nominate you to talk it out with a priest and then report back to my lesser monkey brain.

    I also ask ‘what’s the point?’ Maybe that is the point, don’t stop trying. It’s all I got.

  38. My favorite is the covid pick-up lines and the kitty with the boobles.

  39. My mom took a road trip around her town with my sister to pick up few things. They stopped at DQ and bought ice cream sandwiches (Dilly is the name of one sandwich so I guess “Dillies”). As they drove by her church they saw the drive through confessional was empty so they dropped off an ice cream Dilly with the priest. He was happy about that. He’s a Nigerian guy covering 3 parishes. Pretty sure he’s the guy who said my dad’s funeral mass. As he finished up his Dilly he got a customer and they bid him adieu.

  40. Its official, spring is here. I just finished taking the clippers to my cairn terrier. My doggies have two grooming standards, May through Sept the get high n tights. Oct through April they get to be gawdammned hippies and grow their hair all long and girly.

    I say again, Spring has Sprung. Now get out there and fuck some shit up!

  41. Now, I want a Dilly Bar. Rain hasn’t let up. May not be getting my prime rib dinner after all. Parking is limited. We had planned on walking to another casino.

  42. It’s been raining all day here. It’s kind of nice.

    Leon, are you OK, buddy? Always remember that God loves you, especially when you are in a dark place. No matter what, He loves you. That’s why He is God, and we are just humans.

    Think of it as the relationship between you and Possum, only God is you, and you are Possum. You will ALWAYS love Possum, even when she is doing things that disappoint you.

    THAT is God’s love in a nutshell. Perfect, prevenient love.

  43. https://tinyurl.com/yadf93om

  44. ***tap, tap, tap***
    Is this blog on?

  45. It’s resting.

  46. Oct through April they get to be gawdammned hippies and grow their hair all long and girly.

    That is how it was with my Peruvian “Rico Suave'” piggie, George. If I didn’t trim him, he’d turn into Rapunzel. I did keep his bangs and butt hair trimmed year round. I miss him.

    Handsome George

  47. I hope that bear suit was well-padded.

  48. George!

  49. Looks like some of Carin’s chickens. My maine coon-ish cat had to be shaved regularly or he’d get terrible mats.

    I’m fine Teresa. God loves me, but demands that I love him or He’ll send me to Hell, and I don’t seem to love him very much — and certainly not above all else — and I don’t see that changing, so God made me and though I’ve willed it and promised it and sought sacramental help in repairing my ability to resist temptations He insists I resist, I can’t or don’t, so I gave up. I said “I can’t beat this, not on my own, so if you want me to stop, I leave it in your hands, I can’t do it, I’ve tried and failed. If you want this to stop, I need more help than you’re giving me.” And nothing happened. I kept being tempted, kept giving in, and I stopped feeling any real guilt or any need to repent, since I’d asked for help and none came. If this serves some greater purpose, it’s opaque to me, I don’t care and He’s not telling. These are His rules, it’s His game and I’m just a creature bound by them. I exist. I’d rather not, but I didn’t get a choice in that, so I’m stuck with a God who loves me and made me to love Him, but also didn’t make me adequately equipped to behave in the manner He demands to demonstrate a reciprocation of that love. So my choices are to grovel for mercy in perpetuity for failing to be adequately equipped by Him to obey Him, or to shrug and accept my fate. I’m currently leaning toward the latter.

  50. The Week In Pictures

    https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2020/05/the-week-in-pictures-lockdown-or-lockout-edition.php?utm_source=whatfinger

    Be sure to look in the comments…

  51. Urgh. Spent the day branding. Left the house at 5:00am. Got back and did chores at 6:30. Even more fun, we get to brand our calves tomorrow. It’s going to be a looooong day.

  52. I had to stop branding after they broke up NXIVM. Too high-profile.

  53. Debate ended, Russell prevailed.


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