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Your model for today was born December 13th, 1996 in Melbourne, Australia. She stands 5′ 9″ and measures 342839 and who knows how many pounds.  Please sign the check now and pay for it later with Miss Lauren Searle.




  1. Good & Plenty

  2. Wow, she’s adorable.

    And those boobs. Yawwwza.

  3. 10/10 would smash

  4. wakey wakey

  5. I only know what day it is by our poats.

  6. She’s a fetching little Sheila!

  7. 3″ of snow. I’ll have to brush the truck clean if I want to go anywhere.

  8. **adds blue lacy bra to wish list**

  9. Welcome gif made me laugh.

  10. Looks like some of the Florida beaches are reopening. Good.

  11. You see who is on drums in that video?

    If you want to see a great documentary on this band and the Paris attack “Nos Amis”. It’s really good.

  12. Jesse Hughes is bff with Josh.

  13. /stamps post “APPROVED”

  14. Tomorrow is wife’s birthday.

    I think I’m stuck making a card with daughter.

    Present is taken care of, the spin bike was bought early when the gym closed.


  16. Present is taken care of, the spin bike was bought early when the gym closed
    See, I’m not the only peloton husband!

  17. Is it a peloton or a regular one? If it’s regular, there are some GREAT apps you can use instead of the programming.

  18. Paula’s bike supposedly arrives today. I’m not betting on that happening. Everything I’ve ordered in the last month or so has taken longer than anticipated. Which is fine, nothing was all that mission critical

  19. Where has Hotspur been? Anyone know?

  20. It’s a regular one, she just watches spin classes on yootoob.

  21. Wow, Dan Crenshaw went medieval on Jennifer Rubin. See this to see how to argue with idiots about “Trump Inaction”:

  22. Hey, twitchy, dumbasses, Jen Rubin is not a “conservative” blogger.

  23. The Governor of Michigan is a horrible bitch.

  24. I use cyclecast – and it’s amazing. It has different length classes, and it’s $6 a month or something.

  25. I stopped following twitchy because they sent too many emails and after a while the cool words they use like “wrecked” and “owned” on every other post were getting annoying

  26. But otherwise I agree with Crenshaw. He was facing some heat for some reason in the last week or two. Something about allowing illegals in the country maybe?

  27. Still snowing.

  28. I remember when we were moving to Michigan many years ago and it was April 14 and it snowed.

    It was a poor omen.

  29. Snowing here, but mostly just annoying flurries.

  30. My ass

  31. What about your ass?

  32. Mare, twitchy rips on Rubin a lot. Washington Compost still advertises her as their conservative columnist, along with a pic from 15 years ago.

  33. Some of these are pretty good.

    Need ones with the blob fish and that guy from SC that Rosetta liked.

  34. Roamy, those are hilarious.

  35. The governor from MI is the perfect Karen.

    Frequently wrong but never in doubt.

  36. The governor from MI is the perfect Karen.

    Frequently wrong but never in doubt.


    I was literally (no, really, literally) horrified to watch this stupid bitch laugh while she’s instating limits on what we can buy.

    “heheheheh, doesn’t matter because it’s snowing anyway.”

    Dumb F8ck

  37. She banned bait piles for deer hunting by XO as one of her first official acts. She took the time to do that.

    Total bitch who knows nothing about anything, but is sure she knows better than you.

  38. Never, ever, underestimate how stupid, authoritarian, or egotistical a politician can be.

    Your interests mean nothing to them.

  39. Tries to get the VP slot…

    Makes herself the face of Covid

  40. My normally sane brother went off the deep end this week. I talked to him last night, and he was ranting about the people in Lansing, how irresponsible they were, and I was thinking, how different would you be if you weren’t on paid leave? And he’s freaked-out paranoid that he will get the virus from take-out food. Well, if you’d be nervous about getting E. coli from their take-out (I’m looking at you, Chipotle), then don’t get food from there now.

  41. Roamy, this is another example of how well the media has completely scared the shit out of otherwise rational (or maybe not so rational) people.

    I don’t know what kind of health your brother is in but almost everyone has forgotten we have an immune system. Yes, humans have a specific system in their bodies to fight invaders.

  42. The Gridlock protest was the nicest thing we could do at this point.

    She mocked it. Publicly.

  43. Bitch banned the sale of infant car seats.

    Megan McFucking McCain mocked her for that.

  44. Leon, what did she say about the protest?

  45. I was trying to think about the different types of fear that humans experience last night and why this is so pervasive and deep.

    I have to check into this but there seems to be two big types of fear:

    1. I know how frightening this is and have to face it

    2. The fear is totally unknown and unseen

    If you’re afraid of spiders, imagine that they are invisible and could be there anytime, about to crawl on you.

    Imagine that you hear all day and all night about the number of people attacked by invisible spiders and that some of them are dying. You never see the horrors described but it’s endlessly discussed and 90% of the information is inaccurate.

    At any minute you could be bitten. It’d be pandemonium.

  46. “So, we just had snow — I’ve got snow on the ground here in Lansing,” Whitmer said on Wednesday morning. “We’re expecting up to 30 inches in the Upper Peninsula. The fact that we’re cracking down on people traveling in between homes or planting or landscaping or golfing, really for a couple more weeks, isn’t going to meaningfully impact people’s ability to do that because the snow will do that in and of itself.”

    “It’s OK to be frustrated, and it’s OK to be angry”, Whitmer said Monday, adding: “If it makes you feel better to direct it at me, that’s OK, too. I’ve got thick skin.”

  47. The things people said about the protestors … put me into a blind rage.

  48. Comment by leoncaruthers on April 17, 2020 10:44 am
    She banned bait piles for deer hunting by XO as one of her first official acts.


    Limits hunting, then starts a commission to address the deer overpopulation issue……

  49. And she’s fucking stupid, because is is yucky out today? Yep. Tomorrow onward is going to be nice. is she unaware that michigan weather varies? stupid bitch.

  50. Also seemingly unaware that northern gardeners begin seeds indoors well before warm weather

  51. This is timely and beautiful. You’ll get it if you’ve seen the African funeral dancers meme.

  52. <script async src=

  53. I’ve been thinking of that point the entire time.

    People were saying “flatten the curve” w/o even thinking about what it meant though.

  54. Exactly Car in!

    And it’s doctors that are posting that crap now, they should know better

  55. everyone was going to get it, just slower.

  56. And we are “supposed” to get it. That’s the herd immunity that rational doctors talk about. It goes through a population, people get it, either have no symptoms, mild symptoms, rough symptoms or die. The part that is frustrating to me is that only a tiny amount are in “the die” group.

    Do I want them to die? Of course no. They are vulnerable to so many things. They just need to be quarantined to ease their fears if not prevent them from being exposed which is really difficult.

  57. I do not pretend to know if genetic modifications were made in a lab that altered this in such a way it will run through a population differently.

    That sentence sucked but I can’t be bothered to care. Malaise.

  58. That’s the whole part of quarantining the at-risk population. Now that a bunch of people probably have herd immunity, now we can reopen, and not have a spike in cases that will overwhelm hospitals.

    Now we will spend weeks proving it, and the politics will start again.

  59. I have no idea what will happen but there will be winners and losers.

    So far we’re the losers.

  60. Huh, well said, MJ.

    I’m a hardass so I refrain from saying what I’m really thinking which is:

    Tough shit, life is hard, you got the short straw.

  61. All you guys do is sit around and bitch.

    Someone should tell us a story.

  62. Your mom


  63. So I’ve been occasionally mulling the idea of installing some base cabinets with butcher block counter on the other wall of the kitchen. Called the store today to ask if they have different wood samples that I can look at, and they apparently don’t, but they do have an 8-ft piece of birch butcher block counter in stock right now for a good price.

    So I’m gonna go look at it. If the wood is too yellow-ish I don’t know if I want it, but it can’t hurt to go look. I kind of wanted rubberwood or beech. We’ll see.

    I have a feeling I know what my project is going to be for the next few days. As in most things, there is a long period of thought and inaction and then suddenly I get my ass in gear and everything must happen at once.

  64. Hotspur, I told a riveting story about my laundry yesterday. If you weren’t an old, crusty, cuss and bothered to come around here more, you’d have heard about it.

  65. How did your laundry turn out?

    Did your family enjoy the soup?

  66. Hotspur, what have you been doing that is so exciting you’d like to share?

  67. My laundry was as fresh as a daisy.

    The water was pretty yucky.

  68. Imagine that you hear all day and all night about the number of people attacked by invisible spiders and that some of them are dying. You never see the horrors described but it’s endlessly discussed

    It’s the shark in “Jaws”.

  69. I’ve been in quarantine.

  70. It’s the shark in “Jaws”.

    This is a much better example.

  71. You tell us a story.

  72. Grandpa Hotspur, tell us a story.

    Not the lies where you are heroic, either. The true ones.

  73. Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse gets $20 million in loan program. You know, the one that’s out of money now:

  74. Hahahahahaha (from FB)

    Avoid Wal-Mart for the next few days because it will be full of “He’s Not My President” people spending that money

  75. You and about 330 million other folks…

  76. Killed it. I’ll take credit

  77. Comment by Hotspur on April 17, 2020 12:00 pm
    All you guys do is sit around and bitch.


    Yeah, Hotspur never bitches.


  78. Pete and Repete went up in a plane. Pete jumped out. Who was left?

  79. Michigan’s deceased are not 41% black. Age appears to be creeping up as well. Average age is up to 73.6.

  80. not – now

  81. I bet the age crept up because it got into a few nursing homes.

  82. Speaking of which, just found out they moved my friend Rob home. Bad time to be in a nursing home. I think he’s still the same. They wanted to move him home for a while, but there were hurdles. Perhaps with this, they sped up the process.

  83. Shit squirters is a cool term. It describes just about every liberal I know.

  84. Repete?

  85. There’s a word for this bitch and Hotspur knows what it is:

    <script async src=

  86. She’s so fricken phony it makes me want to puke.

  87. Her fake ass smile makes me want to spit.

  88. Her over botoxed face is like a creepy mask.

  89. The way she speaks is so grating it’s on par with Hillary.

    This bitch is going to be the #2 hated woman in America.


    OMG, I just saw the caption for the comment box.

    Mare loves Hotspur.

  91. Where’s my Hawaiian judge injunction, goddammit!?

  92. Will no one rid us of this meddlesome cunt?

  93. Bought the counter top and three base cabinets. It’s on like Donkey Kong.

    There’s a 3/4″ thick wood wall base molding on that wall. Would it be better to remove it and install the cabs flush to the wall, or install to the molding and use a filler strip?

  94. That’s exciting, Lauraw. I love home improvement.

  95. I’d take the base molding off. I like flush

  96. Alternate Headline: Michigan Governor won’t be happy until National Guard is shooting people she disagrees with.

  97. If the wall is plumb, install the cabinet tight to it. If it isn’t plumb, a filler will let you scribe to the wall so you don’t have a wonky shadow line.

  98. Never thought I’d be contemplating whether Granmole would do a better job.

  99. Nothing in this house is square, level, or plumb. Everything I do in here is an adventure in math and fakery.

  100. Gonna get these puppies painted to match the paint job I did on the existing cabinets first, then I’m gonna buy a fucking cart full of shims, lol.

  101. That’s super ambitious Lauraw. I cleaned my closet out.

  102. I descaled the coffee maker.

  103. *high fives Jimbro*

    WOO HOO!! Doesn’t it feel good to get something done!

  104. Thanks for reminding me, I need to pick up a gallon of vinegar. Gonna do the dishwasher and the coffee maker.

    We have a newer stainless steel thermos coffee pot, and the coffee scale builds up like effing concrete in there. It’s bizarre, I don’t remember this ever happening with another coffee pot.

  105. I rototilled about 10,000 sf today. Squash, zucchini, tomatoes, and cucumbers will be take the place formerly occupied by grass and weeds starting Monday.

  106. It’s off-putting. Not as disgusting as Mare’s laundry, but off-putting.

  107. Also, kudos to Leon on meddlesome cunt. I like the way that rolls off of my tongue. I may practice it on my wife later.

  108. Nice, Pendejo! In a couple weeks I’ll be putting my warm weather crops in the greenhouse to toughen up.

  109. It definitely needed it. Something I’ve been putting off for a long time. It was like I had the Saudi Arabia of pants in my closet. I found pants I haven’t worn in years, dress pants I wore once, a couple of suit coats not worn in years. Some of the pants were thicker canvas ones I never wear because they’re stiff. I figured if I wore them more often and they cycled through the wash they’d soften up over time. Only one pair didn’t fit on the waist (yay!) and one was kind of short so they went in the Goodwill pile. I did the dressers a few weeks ago and got rid of a lot of logo t-shirts I can’t be seen in public wearing. I also discovered that I don’t need to buy socks for the rest of my life.

  110. Lauraw, why hasn’t your governor prevented the lowly masses from buying seeds?*

    *I’m sure you get them online or cultivate them from previous harvests. I think my point is, why would any governor discourage people from starting their seedlings like the bitch in Michigan?

  111. Trump Checks are here!!! Buy TVs. Steal food. NM strong

  112. Where my money at?

  113. Anyone else find this guy shifty as shit? His Dad was a real piece of work too, his father was the head of Planned Parenthood.

    <script async src=

    "Gates notes that vaccines do not work well in the elderly which is a big issue here as Coronavirus is most deadly for the old.

    Gates says that to use his vaccine to vaccinate the entire population. He also says manufacturers will need indemnification to be protected from liability lawsuits.

    He repeats the statement in the interview about 12:35 in “that decision lets go and give this vaccine to the entire world”, government will have to be involved, because there will be some risk and indemnification needed, before that can be decided on”.

  114. Oh, and Bill liked to ride in ol’ Epstein’s plane quite a bit. Freak.

  115. I H8 the Gates.

  116. If you weren’t anti-vax before, you really ought to be now.

  117. I haven’t checked in with my anti-vaxer Chiropractor friend. He’s big into acupuncture and TCM. I wonder if the Traditional Chinese Medicine approach to the Rona involves bat or eye of newt.

  118. If the “vaccine” (for a viral type that generally cannot be vaccinated against) comes from Bill Gates and you take it willingly, you deserve whatever happens to you.

  119. Mare, I had the same question. Best I can figure is that, unlike Michigan, Connecticut contains no sizeable population of hick conservatives that need trolling/oppressing by our dumbshit leftist “betters.” If our Idiot Governor outlawed buying seeds, his own base of crunchy leftists would be howling for his head. Also, and thank you because I never really realized how lucky we are: he is not a spiteful little bitch that just enjoys hurting people.

  120. They are going to be sending out checks for several months.

  121. 5 million checks a week.

    I hope mine comes before the postal service goes belly up.

  122. Granholm wouldn’t have done this. She was better at politics.

  123. Granholm’s facial mole was better at politics.


  125. Is it time to sent the bat signal out on Alex?

  126. I think I’ve told this story before, but I spent an immensely enjoyable lunch hour watching one of these machines clear a wooded lot. One dude with a flatbed semi and a bobcat.


  128. I emailed him. He said he’s taking a break until Wu Tang Flu has subsided.

  129. Good night. I dropped my iPad. Broke it. Only method of commenting here. Needs to charge.


  131. Pupster, the 7:52 one is requiring me to give imgur my phone number?

  132. Today was a nice sunny day and in a moment of misguided optimism I turned the heat down and opened a few windows. Since the house was warm and I was walking around doing stuff I failed to notice it was not quite as warm as I imagined. Holy crap, I’m freezing! Windows were closed hours ago and the heat went back up to 65 at the same time. Thankfully it’s supposed to be warmer tomorrow.

  133. Yeah, 7:52 says:

    This page may contain erotic or adult imagery. You’ll need to sign in if you still want to view it.

    By continuing, you acknowledge that you are 18+ years of age.


  134. It isn’t.

    It is safe.

  135. “When the news broke that a man had been hiding in the woods of Maine for 27 years, it turned into a media sensation. Overnight, the identity of the legendary ‘North Pond Hermit’ was disclosed and he became the talk of the town.

    “The Hermit” is a good-humored documentary ultimately about the extensive impact made by someone who spent a lifetime trying to erase any hint of his own existence.”

  136. I don’t know what y’all are seeing, it’s just a short video clip of a dog trying to get through a doggie door with a large stuffed dinosaur toy.

    Neither one has clothes on, but still.

    I don’t get a message at all.

  137. I think I’ve told this story before, but I spent an immensely enjoyable lunch hour watching one of these machines clear a wooded lot. One dude with a flatbed semi and a bobcat.

    Can I get one of those at Lowe’s?

  138. I get the same message as Jimbro, and when I try to sign in, it wants my phone number.

  139. Oso?

  140. Thanks for that hermit link Jimbro, I read about that guy, he seemed like kind of an asshole.

  141. Comment by Pendejo on April 17, 2020 6:04 pm
    Also, kudos to Leon on meddlesome cunt. I like the way that rolls off of my tongue. I may practice it on my wife later.


    Bold strategy, Pendejo…..

  142. I don’t know why you guys are getting dog-blocked.

    The link works for me with no issues.

  143. Pup nice selection for today. She reminds me of a brunet Kate Upton. Kind of has the same body too. Spectacular above the waist and a little lacking below.

  144. no message here

  145. 7:52 is fine for me. Doggie/dino gif

  146. Bar Rescue guy on Ingraham talking about robotic restaurants, no raw proteins, servers bringing out silverware sanitized. Man, restaurants are screwed.

  147. Dude, eagles represent patriotism!

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