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Your model for today was born in New Richmond, Wisconsin on August 20th, 1994.  She stands 5′ 10″ and measures 402838 and 150 lbs.  Please shelter in place and settle down with Miss Antje Utgaard !

 

156 Comments

  1. Miss Utgaard wants to be an actress. I would have thought with all her Chess-playing maybe a politician, a math major or engineer.

  2. It’s Friday? How did that happen?

  3. Wakey wakey

  4. We need a test to determine if you’ve had it and are immune. Then we can go back to work.

  5. That’ll do, Pupster. That’ll do.

  6. ” COVID-19 patients average time on ventilator: 11 – 21 days (vs. 3 – 4 days for non-COVID-19 patients). “We have patients that have been 20 days 30 days on a ventilator. The longer you are on a ventilator, the more likely you are not going get off a ventilator”

    Gov Cuomo

  7. What’s the average age of those people, and what are their comorbidities?

    ( learned that word from my bad-ass nurse friend Andrea – who MJ will be able to meet if they don’t cancel our race).

    She’s a real bad ass. I mean, serious.

  8. Some wit on Instagram:

    “Eighth day of self-isolation and it’s like Vegas
    in my house. We’re losing money by the minute,
    Cocktails are acceptable at any hour,
    and nobody knows what day or time it is.”

  9. Do any of you listen to or follow Metabolic Mike (High Intensity Health)? He a health, metabolism nerd.

    He was looking at the numbers coming out of Italy and they show hypertension and diabetes are factors in death rates.

  10. Antje Utgaard

    Doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue.

    NTTAWT

  11. Born in ’94

    One foot in the grave …

  12. https://www.umassmed.edu/news/news-archives/2020/03/umms-three-boston-medical-schools-to-accelerate-graduation-of-class-of-2020/

    Shit just got real for these “kids”. Young adults is more like it. Spring of my 4th year at UMMS I did an ER rotation in my hometown to live at home with my parents for a month, took a trip to Europe for a few weeks and generally enjoyed a brief respite knowing my next several years were gonna suck.

    “Welcome to the suck”

  13. I was just telling my husband this would be a good idea ^^^ what Jimbro just posted.

  14. Urrgh, high winds all night. Gusts to 50 today. No fun at all.

  15. https://tinyurl.com/skg24pv

  16. How Coronavirus kills

  17. 9/10 would smash

  18. https://tinyurl.com/su77lq7

  19. ah yes, 9MM shopping, usually more effective than 5 finger discount.

  20. https://www.breitbart.com/health/2020/03/26/seiu-healthcare-union-suddenly-finds-39-million-n95-masks/

    ” Craig Stevens • 10 hours ago

    This is probably the same warehouse where they find Democrat votes the day after every election.”

  21. SEIU hoards masks, then finds them late in the game, yet they look like the heros? No, they are TP hoarders. Assholes.

  22. With plans to sell them for 3-4 x profit. As a commenter said, I’m sure there will be no shortage of Dem governors to buy them for a little kickback

  23. Yep, how is that different than the guy who bought up all the hand sanitizer? The government basically confiscated that. When will they be confiscating the masks?

  24. SEIU is the worst. Even worse than AFSCME. Makes UAW look like the Elk’s Lodge.

  25. Story time

    Our neighbors at the end of the driveway have 2 cats who live indoors/outdoors and every now and then we see them around our yard. So far Lola has not seen them and Rowan is so focused on the frisbee he (thankfully) misses seeing them when they’re around. We see them on the security camera every now and then on our back deck in the middle of the night. About a week ago Paula said “I think the Pease’s are moving because their looking to re-home their cats”. Other than thinking it was a tough time to sell in the pandemic I soon forgot about it. So yesterday Paula was out playing ball with the dogs and after a few turns with the frisbee they both tore into the woods. By the time she got there Lola had the cat on it’s back and was going for its throat. Paula threw her off the cat using her Crossfit muscles and Rowan got a swat to the snout with its claws and backed off. After marching them both in by their collars she went back and the cat had climbed a tree and was hanging in the branches looking half dead. She texted the neighbors and they came over to see. By then the cat had come part way down and it looked like it was going to live. He was kind of a dick to Paula about it. Turns out the reason the cats are looking for a new home is they’re getting a divorce and moving to different places. Hopefully someone normal moves into their house.

    Lola has earned her reputation as a cat killer, her owners were wise to let her go with the new baby coming. Rowan has the urge to chase small animals but lacks the same killer instinct. He’d probably wait a couple of days before eating our corpses.

    -$20-

  26. Michigan has suspended all real estate transactions as too risky for Wuhan Lung Rot transmission.

  27. Wow, that’s fucked up for a cattle dog. They do tend to have more varied personalities than some other breeds, but usually they are known to *not* hunt. Dorkus got his nose swatted repeatedly by a tiny kitten and all he did was cry and look at me piteously.

    Our red ACD gal Ruby would do things like pick up a baby bunny and stuff the whole thing in her mouf (alive) and skulk around looking guilty. It wasn’t killer instinct, though, she just liked to play with little foofy things.

  28. Jimbro, people are assholes.

  29. I’m slowly getting sick of debating with stupid people. BUt what else am I going to do?

    I’ve cleaned the basement. Reorganized my pantry. It’s yucky outside. Moose is sitting on my feet.

  30. If you’re cat is outdoor, roaming, what happens to it is what happens.

  31. Bet the cats won’t be in your yard anymore.

  32. I’ve been making my own avocado oil mayonnaise and it’s so fast and simple. I bought a good quality, jug of cold-pressed oil on sale at Costco.

    ^^best comment ever!

    I feel like a pioneer.

    (that last line was a joke)

  33. Little mare on the prairie

  34. Did anyone find the avocado tree in Dances With Wolves?

  35. I’m slowly getting sick of debating with stupid people. BUt what else am I going to do?

    Burpees. Double-unders. Wallballs.

  36. people are assholes.

    If you’re cat is outdoor, roaming, what happens to it is what happens.
    ——–
    Completely agree on both counts. Neighbor guy is a corrections guard and managed to fill the oldest boy’s head full of bad advice. I’ve avoided discussing a lot of the older kid’s troubles because P. asked me not to share them, it’s embarrassing for her because she raised him better than he behaves. Anyway, part of his then bail conditions/now probation terms is not smoking marijuana. The idiot next door not only smoked weed with him he told him they’re unlikely to test him because of the expense. When she finally caught wind of it she was livid (as you might imagine). Neighbor woman is nice and normal. A loss to see her go but he can go pound sand up his bunghole.

  37. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2020 10:38 am
    Little mare on the prairie

    ———–

    HA! Exactly, with my immersion blender.

  38. Laura, we know Rowan’s provenance from the breeder. P likes to call him “My purebred cattle dog”. Lola was the product of a guy who crossed two cattle dogs somewhere in Maine and sold the pups. P’s name for her? “My trailer park girl”

  39. I like cats a lot and they love roaming around. But there are risks like coyotes, dogs, animal bites, etc.. Letting your cats outside is risky. I don’t do it.

    When I said assholes, Jimbro, I was referring to the guy who was kind of a dick to Paula.

  40. The idiot next door not only smoked weed with him he told him they’re unlikely to test him because of the expense.

    Idiot is too kind a word for that.

  41. ‘Sup, cunts?

  42. Exactly, see my last comment that fleshed his assholishness out in greater detail

  43. Pupster, I laughed at the gif where today’s model is cleaning the counter because it reminded me of dusting the bed. Nice job.

  44. Welcome back from the great beyond Hotspur

    Who had 3/27/20 @ 10:55 AM in the pool?

  45. Hotpsur!!! I was so worried you were dead from the virus because you are so old and icky and have no muscle tone and are just kind of old and gross.

    SO HAPPY you’re okay.

  46. I love you too.

  47. Contender.

    Also, someone please cure the damn Chinabug before I go nutz. I don’t need official guidance to do for two weeks what I normally do for a weekend.

  48. Huh, he was an asshole.

    Hey, screw up your life, leave a neighbor’s kid out of your assholeishness.

  49. Oh Lord, someone posted a “Religion versus Science” post at Insty and all the usual idiots are out.

  50. Jay, I was just kinda listening to your link in the background until he started talking about pimps. Wha?

  51. IKR? Kind of out there. Started out a pretty good explanation.

  52. Any asshole who starts out by declaring himself a “world famous” anything is a dickface in my book.

    Jimbro is one of the very few docs I know who didn’t grow a fucking skyscraper ego in med school.

  53. I saw the doc somewhere else and listened for a bit but much of the information was aimed at people who were smoking pot instead of studying inro biology, so I grew bored.

    When he does an AP version, I’ll tune in.

  54. Only interesting tidbit I took away before I turned it off that Hung Flu is bad for people with a BMI over 40.

  55. “If Biden was a Republican, and especially a GOP nominee for president, the mainstream media would have crucified him long before this. That doesn’t mean we should, as we don’t know all of the facts yet and some of them simply can’t be knowable after 27 years. However, we can certainly point out the hypocrisy of the media who use #MeToo as a convenient and only occasional tool for accountability.”

    This is why the Hot Air, GOPe crowd loses elections. They aren’t playing the same game as everyone else.

  56. Rather than attack the candidate, they just want to call the media big meanies and leave it at that.

  57. After nearly a century of public groping and hair sniffing, I’m supposed to believe that Skeezy Joe hasn’t raped someone?

    Nigga please.

  58. Sorry, too many blaxploitation movies.

  59. I don’t think he’s raped anyone. I do think that he and “Dr. Jill” have an understanding.

    If Biden wasn’t a Senator he’d own a chain of car dealerships and head to Vegas a couple times a year with his third wife to go to swinger parties.

  60. I don’t believe the story. But that’s not relevant.

  61. Oh, I don’t think it was rape rape, just regular rape where the girl is underage or goes along with it for money or prestige.

  62. He has zero respect for anybody’s person and obviously feels entitled to run his filthy fucking hands over anybody, any time, even children. I believe it all.

  63. He’s pretty gross. 50 years at the trough and never shy about leveraging his dead family members.

  64. Comment by lauraw on March 27, 2020 11:52 am
    He has zero respect for anybody’s person and obviously feels entitled to run his filthy fucking hands over anybody, any time, even children. I believe it all.

    ———

    Thank you!

    Why are people not believing their own eyes?

    And remember how he doesn’t care if the secret service or female agents he’ll swim naked if he wants to!!*

    *It’s more the attitude than the nakedness

  65. *It’s more the attitude than the nakedness

    If I wanted to see a 1 1/2 inch gentleman’s Vienna, I’d ask MJ to post pics.

  66. Oh man. That totally reminds me of the weird phase we had on the blog where micropenis was a topic.

    I think we ended up on bellybuttonmicropenis as the most absurd phrase ever.

  67. I got perved on when I was 12 years old by some guy that was a friend of my uncle. My dad and uncle left the area I was sitting for just like 5 minutes, and this guy said some filthy things to me. I was shocked to the core. It was so abrupt. There wasn’t a sexual aspect to my mind at that point in life, at all. I was just past Barbie doll age. Thank God, he didn’t touch me.

    Fucking Joe Biden will feel up your preteen daughter right in front of your face. SS agents said they had to run interference when there were women in the room, all the time, and wouldn’t leave women alone with him.

    You say you were alone with Joe, and he backed you up to a wall and put his hands all over you? I believe you.

  68. German has this fun rule where you can essentially coin a new word just by compounding, so in high school we came up with some fun ones.

    Mine was Pilzvermittelnichtungshexenmeister.

  69. I believe that he groped her. He’s a creep and a pervert. I just don’t think he has raped anyone. He’s used to getting away with the pervy stuff, in large part because many women are willing to enable him for their own benefit.

  70. mare, stop scaring the baby!

  71. Leon, weren’t you reading some books on Alchemy? Which books did you read?

  72. Is digital penetration not rape?

  73. You say you were alone with Joe, and he backed you up to a wall and put his hands all over you? I believe you.

    #metoo

    Leon, weren’t you reading some books on Alchemy? Which books did you read?

    Complete Idiot’s Guide to Alchemy (surprisingly good survey of literature and terms of art, as well as basic modern practice), and Real Alchemy by Robert Allen Bartlett. In both cases I was struck by the anti-Christian stance of the authors in light of Newton being a primary source, but I ascribe that to the modern stance of most occultist types. Bartlett is a working research chemist with a real PhD, so his writing on procedures is extremely careful and thorough.

  74. IMHO, no. Not saying it’s in any way good, and certainly abuse and sexual assault, but I don’t see it as rape.

  75. In Michigan I believe that’s 2nd degree sexual misconduct. Rape only happens when there’s a possibility of pregnancy based on the activity.

    But that’s a nuance-y bullshit legal definition. If I as father would kill you for doing it to my daughter, I’m not going to quibble. It was rape.

  76. It’s not rape-rape.

  77. Well, the law on that seems to vary from state to state. From the victim’s standpoint there really is no difference except for the chance of pregnancy and some diseases. If someone did that to me I would consider it a rape.

    I seem to remember there was one of these famous mass-rapists from the 60s or 70s whose victim told him she had herpes as a way to keep from getting raped, so he used a chair leg instead. No body part of his was involved except what he used to restrain her, but it’s still rape, and a brutal one at that.

  78. You know what, let’s change the subject. I’m sorry, that was just gross. Want me to delete it? Or go ahead if you want to, I understand completely.

  79. We can change the subject if you like. It’s an ugly topic, but I thing we all understand that decent people can have differing views on where the line is.

  80. I remember hearing about that case, usually as an example of it being a crime of power rather than sex. I never got that out the story, but whatever.

  81. Nobody wants to guess at my German neologism?

  82. “Mushroom mediating sorcerer” is the literal translation, but I have no idea what it’s supposed to mean

  83. Fungicidal wizard.

  84. well, the house passed the stimulus, on a voice vote. Amazing, what they will do to get out of recording a vote.

  85. anyone see that first run movies are on demand, now? They released The Hunt, the one where the liberals hunt down the conservatives. I’m not spending $20 on that POS.

  86. Didn’t mean to make fun of the actual incident.

    If someone did that to one of my family members they’d be just as dead, no matter what.

  87. Why would the SEIU union have millions upon millions of n95 masks in the first place?

  88. And wtf didn’t they offer them up 3 weeks ago? F*ckers.

  89. Probably because they work in jobs like janitorial and general labor where they need them. We supply them to our guys, but we’ve been out of them for over a week, and can’t get them anywhere.

    Now it doesn’t matter because they’re all sitting at home.

  90. *kicks blog*

  91. Hung Flu is bad for people with a BMI over 40.

  92. I thought we had Rapey Tuesday, not Rapey Friday…

  93. I have a coworker named Hung. He’s oriental, though, so I suspect it’s ironic.

  94. hello?

    via ytCropper

  95. Today’s model is semi famous in Southern Canada where I used to live, New Richmond is just across the border from the Minneapolis metro. Nice little farm town.

  96. ah, linky no worky, nevermind it wasn’t very funny anyway

  97. That’s better than the link at the bottom of mare’s twitter links that HS likes.

  98. I wonder what it’s like to be a famous pair of tits.

  99. As of Tuesday, 95% of the New Yorkers who have died from COVID-19 had underlying conditions, including diabetes, lung disease, cancer, heart disease, high blood pressure, and asthma.

    https://www.businessinsider.com/new-york-city-coronavirus-cases-deaths-hospitalizations-by-age-chart-2020-3

    Its more and more of the same. bigger numbers of infections mean bigger numbers of this. Part of me just feels – from what I read – that some people are just going to have a hard time surviving if they get a certain point. Getting one of the sacred vents isn’t going to save your life for a lot lot lot of the people.

  100. I wonder what it’s like to be a famous pair of tits.

    You know, i’m just like everyone else. I put my bra on one cup at a time.

    ****

    So my friend dana and I have done a couple of mudruns and you HAVE to change after them. Big room, naked women. Anyway, so she’s seen the girls a couple of times and she’s told EVERYONE at the gym that they are still perky. I mean, they are. It’s always sort of been my thing. So the other day, we’re working out and she’s lamenting how saggy her’s are and whips ’em out (stop me if I’ve told this story before). I was wearing my Shefit, so the babies were secured tightly away and could not be put on display.

  101. Getting one of the sacred vents isn’t going to save your life for a lot lot lot of the people.

    That Imperial College feller who walked back his Dawn of the Dead coronavirus projections says that of the 20K UK deaths he (now) projects, 2/3 would have died of other causes within a year anyway.

  102. Yep. I read that yesterday.

  103. So my friend dana and I have done a couple of mudruns and you HAVE to change after them. Big room, naked women. Anyway, so she’s seen the girls a couple of times and she’s told EVERYONE at the gym that they are still perky. I mean, they are. It’s always sort of been my thing. So the other day, we’re working out and she’s lamenting how saggy her’s are and whips ’em out (stop me if I’ve told this story before). I was wearing my Shefit, so the babies were secured tightly away and could not be put on display.

    This is the biggest load of bullshit that has ever been posted on the blog.

  104. So, let’s shut down the entire world?

  105. This is the biggest load of bullshit that has ever been posted on the blog.

    …and yet the bunk, she beckons.

  106. I put my bra on one cup at a time.
    ——-
    That’s some funny right there

  107. So my friend dana and I have done a couple of mudruns and you HAVE to change after them. Big room, naked women. Anyway, so she’s seen the girls a couple of times and she’s told EVERYONE at the gym that they are still perky. I mean, they are. It’s always sort of been my thing. So the other day, we’re working out and she’s lamenting how saggy her’s are and whips ’em out (stop me if I’ve told this story before). I was wearing my Shefit, so the babies were secured tightly away and could not be put on display.

    Tell me more about this room full of naked, hard-bodied women covered in mud and sweat.

    Hang on, let me pour a cocktail first.

  108. What’s this about Car in running a Naked Mudrun?

  109. so the babies were secured tightly away

    *whistle noise*
    *throws flag at CARin*
    *makes hand over mouth fist in the air signal*
    *turns on belt mic*

    Unacceptable pet name for perky boobs, 15 burpees and a dagwood sandwich with bacon for Pay. Player has 15 comment penalty while H2 renames her chest. Ready…

    *whistle noise*

    Nubbins

  110. Danabait

  111. Eye Hazards

  112. Slappy and Baron Ernest Von Nippler XIV.

  113. I met a guy today who provides horses for movies. Gave me a list of movies that his horses are in…Netflix mostly.

  114. Longmire?

  115. The Shirlenas

  116. Pete and Repeat

  117. Double Fried Egg Sammich

  118. Oingo Boingo

  119. The Girls

  120. “Grand” and “Teton”

  121. Tater Tots

  122. Milk Duds

  123. The A Team

  124. Tool n Tool, since you can’t have too much tool.

  125. Comment by Thermadin on March 27, 2020 7:26 pm
    Tool n Tool, since you can’t have too much tool.

    A friend of mine disputes that.

  126. “Comment by lauraw on March 27, 2020 4:06 pm

    I wonder what it’s like to be a famous pair of tits.”

    I would expect it’s similar to having a famous hump, except people stare at you from the front.

  127. I wonder what it’s like to be a famous pair of tits.

    Keep the fame. I wanna know what it’s like just regular.

  128. D’awwww…Neil Diamond doing Sweet Caroline with updated lyric. I love his wood floor.

  129. B ahaaa haaaa … I’m dying here.

    Figured my story would provide some entertainment.

  130. https://tinyurl.com/wkfeale

  131. https://tinyurl.com/tubknol

  132. I’ve been reading stories about Groping Joe from the VP housing staffed by Navy. SS felt the need to protect Female Navy personnel from VP. SS agent had to be held back by other SS agents after Groping Joe accosted his girlfriend. Lots of stories out there in addition to Groping Joe swimming nude in front of female SS agents.

  133. I think I’ve finally put my finger on it.

    We’re relying on doctors or epidemiologists to use data models that they’re just not capable to operate.

    It’s like putting a mechanical engineer behind the wheel of a race car and believing that he can win the Daytona 500.

    This isn’t a judgement thing; but these are two different skill sets. It’ will take both doctors and data scientists to produce accurate models.

  134. Everything the left claims Trump does, Biden has done. Corruption, sexual assault, abuse of power, Biden’s done it all.

  135. The A Team wins.

    It comes with a theme song. How cool is that?

  136. “I think I’ve finally put my finger on it.”

    WASH YOUR HANDS!

  137. Our vacations have been cancelled. Getting serious about bugout places.

  138. MJ, I have to disagree. The problem wasn’t the models. Early on the models were reliant on sketchy data, which seemed to show a very bad worst case scenario. Decision makers were left with two possible options: either the data was correct, and delaying could be disastrous in both economic and medical terms, or the data was wrong and a shutdown could cause significant economic harm. But it’s easier to respond to the worst case scenario and then ease off as more data comes in than it is to wait and be caught behind the curve.

    I honestly don’t any way the response could have been much better. Many of the problems have been systemic and go back years and are larger than the coronavirus. Some of them likely have no good solutions.

  139. This 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

  140. I mean this 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  141. The COVID freakout is happening for the same reason the post-9/11 freakout did: It hit the Blue coastal elites where they live. Same here. Vast majority is clustered in their turf. They’re scared and they’re dragging the rest of us along for the ride.

    Now yes, COVID is serious shit, but this kind of apocalyptic bullshit? Fuck that noise.

  142. https://www.slashfilm.com/dragons-lair-movie-ryan-reynolds/

    Ryan Reynolds seems to have hit the point where he’s wealthy enough to do whatever the hell he wants.

  143. The Shirlenas

    Carin has first dibs on this name, then I want it.

  144. oh man, red beans and rice was such a good idea, mmmmm.

    And a rice cooker is a must have for everyone. Such a simple trick makes it so useful.

  145. What’s spanish for mine are bigger?

  146. heh, mas grande

  147. https://tinyurl.com/ug7pg8o

  148. https://tinyurl.com/sj96ts7

  149. That’s for Sohos.

  150. WTF,O?
    Her and WA gov Insley are leftist “Never Trump” tools. They are like ‘fuck the people’ get Trump…

    https://www.detroitnews.com/story/opinion/2020/03/26/opinion-michigans-doctors-fight-coronavirus-and-governors-office/2922272001/

  151. ChrisP, the Nevada governor, too. I don’t understand it.

  152. It’s politics over populace, always. Whitmer is a monster elected in the so-called ‘blue wave’ by less than the margin of fraud in 2018 against a no-name Republican when the previous GOP Gov was out by term limits.

  153. Data extraction revealed patterns.

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