Too Late For Meme

Sorry, got busy yesterday.

But, at least I didn’t do this!

YouCantBeLate


AmericanGirlDoll

IBrokeUpTheBeatles

MahomesKelce

ThanksAgainForAllYouDo

TheEconomyIsDoingSoWell

TheySayYouEat7SpidersAsYouSleep

TrumpDonatedHisSalaryWhatDoYouMeanINeedToBehave

WhatIfIToldYou

WhatsFlatBlackAndGlowsInTheDark

WhatTheHeckIsAMeme

WhenAWomanSays5Minutes

WifeTextsOnColdWinterMorning

YoureNotTheStupidest

YouveGotTheWholePlane

And before you lament not having a pun today, just remember:

A goat giving birth is just kidding.

78 Comments

  1. If I get any better at this, Imma gonna need a statue.

  2. Great. Now my phone’s on the fritz too. Had to email to work. This is not a good day by any measure.

  3. At least it’s a beautiful day!

  4. /looks outside at overcast

    Well what the hell, it’s not raining anvils, I’ll take it.

  5. Trying to get “free trial” month of Skype going for emergency purposes. Site not cooperating.

    Some days it doesn’t pay to get outta bed.

  6. Gotta take what you can get.

    Get a cup of coffee, and start at step one. Pretend it’s Monday.

  7. Goin’ out on a limb and saying the combo of delay in getting antidepressants refilled + Day of Mounting Frustrations is one of the Adversary’s more blatant attempts to get me to step in front of a train today.

    Mind you I’d have to FIND a train, they ain’t exactly common nowadays. Not convinced Satan thought this one all the way through.

  8. Vent a little bit, seems to help. You’ll see the light at the end of the tunnel, soon!

  9. Especially if it’s the headlight.

  10. Well fuck, “free trial” is for calls to India. No use for me at all. Cancelling that one quickly…

    Sigh. What a morning.

  11. Apparently the court cancelled the jury at the last minute. I called last night and the message said to show up, but the gal this morning told me that they were cancelled. Should have called again before I left the apartment.

  12. They settled. Happened to me last time.

  13. Yeah, that’s what I figured as well.
    Oh well, I’ve still got two or three more dates I have to show up.

  14. I was getting called for jury duty every 6 months. It was cray.

    They had 4 or 5 variations of my name.

    My real first name is Jonathan. I never use it, but it’s on my drivers license. I vote as Scott.

    I pay taxes as Scott, or J, Scott, or Jonathan Scott, or Jonathan S……..

    ALL of the above were on the jury pool list.

    I finally got is straightened out.

  15. Good morning errybody!

    I hope Pay has a good procedure, quick recovery, and everything goes the right way.

    Things will be a little more crazy than usual around here for a few days as the canines assess each other and vie for position.

    The female always wins. Especially ACD bitches. When we introduced Dorkus to our home, our gal Ruby was set back on her heels for a few, but she eventually reasserted herself. It got ugly at times. Keep a pile of blankets handy.

  16. I’ve been subpoenaed to testify more times than I’ve been called for jury duty since I’ve lived here. I’ve only had to actually testify once. All child abuse and custody cases which comes with the territory

  17. I don’t want to mention jury duty without a piece of wood to knock on.

  18. We have an Arlo system with 5 cameras. The cameras have motion alerts and every now and then I’ve watched them because Paula has her hands full dealing with them. I did hear her yell “Rowan, you’re such a jackass!” when he was running around the shitpen barking at Lola like a lunatic

  19. We have lots of blankets in the living room, both for covering the couches and keeping warm. I’ll text her with the suggestion for breaking up dog fights just in case.

    Years ago when my ex and I brought a new Australian Shepherd puppy home my ACD tore a hole in its belly. Thankfully just skin and muscle, not into the peritoneum. We kept them apart for a few months which was a pain

  20. MMT (Modern Monetary Theory) sounds dangerous to me, but this is what libs are behind (AOC for example). Lots of smart people behind this, and it does have some bright spots.

    https://www.businessinsider.com/modern-monetary-theory-mmt-explained-aoc-2019-3?r=US&IR=T

  21. I’m willing to try to keep the peace with dogs like that, but I’m not willing to rely on someone else (read: Mrs Jay, or other relatives) to have to do it.

    Hence my dilemna with Elliot and the biting. If it was just me, no big deal, I can handle it. I couldn’t abide with him biting someone else.

    Just in case you were thinking I was a heartless bastard for the cold way I possibly approach such problems.

  22. Just texted her. There’s been a few knock down drag outs so far and she’s keeping them apart for a while. The oldest boy is there “helping” her but he’s arguing with her about doing what she wants (must think he’s the Dog Whisperer after watching too many episodes). Ben gets home in a few hours and he’ll be more useful

  23. Meh, I don’t see MMT as that outrageous in the underlying ideas, but it also doesn’t promise nearly what the left wants.

    In the case of MMT, the fundamental idea is that fiat money doesn’t behave the same way in an economy as commodity money, and that the fundamental purpose of money is not to serve as a means of exchange but as a unit of account. Hence, governments who print their own money never need to go bankrupt, since they can always print more money to cover debts denominated in that currency, and because they demand taxes be paid in that currency there is always a demand. I compare econ to medieval astronomy: you’re observing something going on, trying to model what you observe, but you have limited tools to do so and don’t even know precisely what you’re observing. MMT is sort of like the geocentrism/heliocentrism debate: you’re as much arguing over the frame of reference.

    That said, you still run into problems with massive government spending. First, starting with the basic quantity theory of money identity, MV = PY, then you can’t expand the amount of money, “M”, without causing a corresponding increase in either the price level “P” or the overall economic output “Y”. More likely you end up with a mixture of both, in proportions that are difficult if not impossible to predict. High taxes to try and remove that money from circulation will only create further distortions and inefficiencies. Second, pumping lots of cash into the economy constantly is like loading up on carbs. Sure, if you’re using a lot of energy, say running a Ragnar or working a physically demanding job, then this may be valuable in the short run, but doing it constantly is going to have negative effects on your body’s functions in the long run. In the case of the economy, all that money pumped into the system encourages inefficiencies and drowns out the market’s natural price signals.

  24. Looks like James O’Keefe and Project Veritas are dropping something today. Someone is Sanders’ campaign, saying the russian gulags weren’t that bad.

    Can’t find it on youtube, FB has it #expose2020

  25. If you had “Dems will come out in favor of gulags” for your 2020 predictions, please collect your winnings at the window.

    Fucking Trump, man. I swear he has to be favored by God to have enemies this arrogant and stupid.

  26. If you had “Dems will come out in favor of gulags” for your 2020 predictions, please collect your winnings at the window.

    WOOOOOOOOOO!

  27. Questions that Bernie won’t be asked at tonight’s debate:

    “Do you favor putting American citizens in camps to ‘re-educate’ them?”

  28. Heh, and the debate is right down the road from me.

    They probably have lookouts to make sure I don’t get near there.

  29. https://tinyurl.com/thez38l

  30. Moose definitely needs to go workout with Carin

    https://tinyurl.com/ttorfg2

    https://tinyurl.com/s3ql5n4

  31. Meh, I don’t see MMT as that outrageous in the underlying ideas, but it also doesn’t promise nearly what the left wants.
    In the case of MMT, the fundamental idea is that fiat money doesn’t behave the same way in an economy as commodity money, and that the fundamental purpose of money is not to serve as a means of exchange but as a unit of account. Hence, governments who print their own money never need to go bankrupt, since they can always print more money to cover debts denominated in that currency, and because they demand taxes be paid in that currency there is always a demand. I compare econ to medieval astronomy: you’re observing something going on, trying to model what you observe, but you have limited tools to do so and don’t even know precisely what you’re observing. MMT is sort of like the geocentrism/heliocentrism debate: you’re as much arguing over the frame of reference.
    That said, you still run into problems with massive government spending. First, starting with the basic quantity theory of money identity, MV = PY, then you can’t expand the amount of money, “M”, without causing a corresponding increase in either the price level “P” or the overall economic output “Y”. More likely you end up with a mixture of both, in proportions that are difficult if not impossible to predict. High taxes to try and remove that money from circulation will only create further distortions and inefficiencies. Second, pumping lots of cash into the economy constantly is like loading up on carbs. Sure, if you’re using a lot of energy, say running a Ragnar or working a physically demanding job, then this may be valuable in the short run, but doing it constantly is going to have negative effects on your body’s functions in the long run. In the case of the economy, all that money pumped into the system encourages inefficiencies and drowns out the market’s natural price signals.
    ————
    Really? Please explain.

  32. It’ll cost you $20 MJ

  33. I understand MMT well enough, but it still makes me want to stockpile ammo, moonshine, and peppercorns.

  34. MJ, how did James O’Keefe get a hidden camera video of your father-in-law?

  35. MMT = Government can always have what it wants because ultimately it’s not like they’re who pay the price, in any way shape or form.

    Moral hazard writ extra-large. One might say super-sized.

    Donald Trump is more likely to drop $20 million in my bank account than MMT is to result in anything but disaster, especially given the nature of the SOBs calling the shots these days. It’s elites justifying their choices with a lot of BS and dressing it up as “economic theory”.

  36. DU had one short thread about the Project Veritas thing and immediately buried it, lol. Nobody talked about the content of the video, it’s all just, “Is O’Keefe still a thing?? YAWN” type reactions.

    Ha ha ha, they have nothing to say. Because it’s them. This is how they really think. If someone tries to smear you by associating you with someone who is at odds with your actual values, you protest. They aren’t doing that. Nobody on the left is saying this guy doesn’t represent their views.

  37. MJ, how did James O’Keefe get a hidden camera video of your father-in-law?
    ————–
    Weed.

  38. Oh my, someone on twitchy brought up the possibility of Fauxcohontas using this video against Bernie tonight.

    *clutches pearls

    *not really

    *laughing too hard

  39. Just thinking about how disastrous the impeachment hearings will be for the campaigns of Klobuchar, Sanders, and Warren.

    The fix is in for Biden, all they have to do is keep Hunter from testifying.

  40. It’s going to be hilarious if Biden does poorly in tonight’s debate, only for Warren and Sanders to get pulled away for an impeachment trial that lasts through the Iowa caucus.

  41. The thing that shocks me about the Dems these days isn’t their malevolence or corruption, it’s their incompetence.

    Which just highlights the GOPe’s blatant malfeasance all the more.

    Just round up the lot of ’em and ship them off to someplace where they can do no further damage.

  42. Trump probably has a ton of dirt on Biden.

    I can’t wait for the October surprise.

  43. So … tired

  44. How did it go?

  45. “So … tired”

    ===========

    Some Burpees would probably perk you right up.

  46. Comment by scott on January 14, 2020 4:41 pm
    How did it go?

    Pay can now be the pretty princess he’s always dreamed of becoming.

  47. That video of the dude tossing the dummy over the banister?

    I showed that to Mr. B and asked him what he thought would happen had that been him doing that to me. He said that the wifey in the video was not upset enough. “There should have been a lot of fists flying and some blood.”

    He would never prank me. Said if he tossed the kid over a banister, it would have been a total accident…..with a probably divorce on the other side.

    Either way, something like that would have been the only time I would have punched him in the snoot.

  48. Groping Joe Bad Touch Biden

  49. Oh my, someone on twitchy brought up the possibility of Fauxcohontas using this video against Bernie tonight.

    Mark Steyn was talking to O’Keefe. He said he thought someone would mention it.

    I raffed and raffed. I’ll believe it when I see it. The Borg usually doesn’t do any serious damage to any of it’s parts.

  50. Still haven’t seen him. Surgeon said everything went fine

  51. When you see him your first words should be nice rack.

  52. LOL

  53. “Honey, the penile reduction surgery went off without a hitch!”

  54. Holds up a small jar with 2 grapes floating in it……

  55. Neither Dan nor I have ever been called for jury duty. Now, if we are called, we can’t serve. Cousin is BernCo DA and Uncle is AUSA.

  56. Mmmmm…Dan is making Skyline 4 way chili Mac.

  57. Pixabay

    Just leaving that here for safekeeping. Its a nifty site for free non-copywrited images.

  58. “Now you and MJ can be twins.”

  59. Me: Cora’s gone. Dan: What the fuck happened to Pelosi? Me: ??? Me: I said “Cora’s gone. Red Sox fired him”.Dan: I thought you said “The whore is gone”.

  60. Wait, they were cheating AND let the Yankees beat them?

  61. Howie Carr was making fun of Cora today. After the World Series win he made a big deal about not going to the White House because it was Trump.

    https://www.bostonmagazine.com/news/2019/05/06/alex-cora-white-house-visit/

    When you go against Trump bad shit happens

  62. Anyone who had Lola down for drawing first blood in the pool wins. Rowan is licking his hind quarters after the umpteenth spat they’ve had today. Some day they’ll look back at this and wonder how two crazy kids like them ever became packmates

  63. Did anyone teach her to bark at you yet?

  64. Ruby learned to bark her head off if I used the word mumps.

  65. She is surprisingly friendly for an ACD. Definitely follows Paula around everywhere (Lola had two mommies at her last house) and was trying to be a lap dog tonight. She’s a bit of a chunk-a-munk and we’ll need to get her on the feeding routine we use here gradually over the next couple of weeks. I’m heading up now and if she barks I’m going to be weirded out like Star is speaking out from the great beyond

  66. Debate time!

    Every time Joe says fact you have to drink.

  67. The Bern! Iraq is worse than Vietnam, and Iran is worse than that!

  68. Oooo, Bitchy Amy is gonna have a Surge of Diplomacy!

  69. We are all going to die in 12 years.

    We should transition from fossil fuels by 2050.

    Smartest and brightest.

  70. Heh, I think Bernie just torched Warren, with his answer about her claim.

  71. Now she doesn’t want to fight with Sanders.

  72. Do we have to drink when Amy says facts?

  73. Now Bern is repeating himself. He made sense once, so he wants to make sure we caught it.

  74. Joe isn’t well.

    Nancy is propping him up to keep her kid out of jail.

  75. Closed up kinda early tonight, huh?

  76. Dennis employs reputable professionals.


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