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84 Comments

  1. ACKphbt

    WTF am I doing up at this hour, my sleep cycle sucks

  2. 92 votes. We have 10-15 active commenters and as many occasional commenters. All you L-urkers should not fear the bullwhip (after the first one pain becomes an abstract concept) and give us a piece of your mind. What’s on your mind could not possibly be more tortured or demented than an average day here.

    Wait … there’s a lot of sick ducks out there. How about you just say “Hi”?

  3. The guys at our shop all voted.

  4. ww

  5. In new year, change picture of those two kids to something else. Try Clinton and Palin together as headliners.

  6. No.

  7. There are so many good memes here I cannot decide on my favorite.

    I love the 35th-anniversary one and…every other one!

  8. hhahahahahahaha, John McCain is a bigger asshole than we thought. How is that effing possible?

  9. I don’t really like celebrities. Well, actually, I kind of hate them.

    However, there are a couple I do not hate and I saw one of them about 10 feet away in the ski lodge. Clint Eastwood was chit-chatting with Steve Wynn. He looks great for his age. Skiing still, and smiling the whole time.

  10. I just unsubscribed from the Born Primitive emails. The headline on the one from this morning was in all caps and offered “CAMO WOD JORTS” as a special offer

  11. I don’t mind celebrities if they just live their lives and don’t try to tell me how to live mine

  12. WTF R JORTS?

  13. fools chocolate is a personal favorite

  14. Comment by Jimbro on December 28, 2019 9:19 am
    I don’t mind celebrities if they just live their lives and don’t try to tell me how to live mine

    ——-

    I would say that is a very fair statement and I agree. If only.

  15. Interesting, the little lefties Tom Hanks and his wife Rita Wilson are not known as friendly celebs in town (own a home in town) and she has kind of a bitch reputation.

  16. Jay, the wrestling meme at Ace’s where the huge wrestler is jumping a guy laying in the ring, reminds me of you and your puns.

  17. JORTS is a contraction of jean shorts based on the accompanying images in the email.

  18. I’ve been sending Jay’s puns to Mr. RFH. Sometime this past year he started sending Mini-me a dad joke a day, and now he’s been challenged to keep it going for every day she’s off at college. He’s keeping an Excel file with the ones he’s collected, marking them off when he uses them.

    He’s collected over 800 dad jokes so far. He’s calculated he needs 1,642 for the days she’s at college (no daily dad joke when she’s home). It’s been funny and painful at the same time.

  19. But a very sweet Dad/Daughter connection!

  20. Roamie?

    https://tinyurl.com/sjfyn9f

  21. It is, Mare.

    I just sent him the high maintenance woman one from AoS.

  22. Mare, where are you?

  23. Car in?

  24. Good morning! Countdown to 2020 has begun. Gaze upon my little baby New Year avatar. He’s adorable.

    Sunny out, Scott says it’s like a Spring morning outside. One of those rare lovely Winter days. I have to work the weekend. BOO!!

    Suppose I could check it out until it’s time to get ready to go.

  25. Some people are saying it is the beginning of a new decade, which we all know is bullshit. A new decade doesn’t begin until January 1, 2021.

    Fucking fake news douches.

  26. Oso?

    https://tinyurl.com/qk8prr9

  27. Some idiot tweeted that Trump has nominated nothing but white, male, racist, homophobic judges, and I like that someone countered with an entire website of the women and minority judges.

  28. Dad stuff

    https://tinyurl.com/tjz6ma6

  29. Pepe, there was a fun moment in Scotland, I think it was Urquhart Castle, where they had this yuge trebuchet, and the rest of the family spent 20 minutes analyzing the whole thing. I don’t think it was War Wolf, but it was impressive.

  30. HS, don’t get me started about the massively amplified error of the New Year 2000 celebrations. It’s like society had just given up and decided to embrace stupidity. Embarrassing.

  31. I had numerous arguments with friends about NY 2000.

  32. My explanations went something like:

    Me: Okay, pretend this is DAY ONE of Creation. How many years have gone by?

    Them: None

    Me: Correct. After 365 days, how many years have gone by?

    Them: 1

    Me: How many days in a decade?

    Them: 3,650 (Sometimes I had to coach them on this)

    Me: On Day 3,651, a whole decade has gone by, what year is it?

    Them: ???

    Me: It’s the first day of Year 11. So the new decade starts on Day One of Year 11. Right?

    Them: I guess.

    Me: Accordingly, a new century would start on Day One of Year 1001. Right?

    Them: No, it starts on Day One of Year 1000.

    Me: 0_0

  33. Right, right. The look you get when you say, “There was no year zero.” You know what’s worse than being a pedant? Being wrong. Because by definition, being wrong is worse than being right. Rarrrr!!!

  34. Lol, I should have refeshed the page before submitting my comment.

  35. I remember reading an article about the NY celebrations on Jan 1, 1900. You know what they celebrated? The new year 1900. Do you know what was celebrated on Jan 1, 1901? The New Millennium. Because people weren’t so fucking retarded one hundred years ago as they are today.

    Sad.

  36. All I want to know is……Are we going out into the yard at midnight and indiscriminately firing our guns in the air while intoxicated or not? Should I save the tracers for next year?

  37. That’s the New Mexico tradition, TeeRoy. All the cops in ABQ park under overpasses or some other cover.

  38. A friend heard someone too off a couple of mags of full auto fire a few years ago.

  39. “rip off” a couple of mags.

  40. Good God. Seriously?? That’s insane.

  41. A decade is *any* ten years, it’s just that X0-X9 are more convenient than, like, X1-Y0 or whatever.

    FURTHERMOAR As a cultural era, you can argue that a “decade” (for lack of a better term) doesn’t literally have to be the Xties. You can argue that The Fifties didn’t really end until JFK was assassinated in ’63, and so on. Musically, anything released early in 1980 (for example) was presumably worked on, recorded, etc. in 1979, so to confine “80’s music” to releases ONLY January 1, 1980- December 31, 1989 seems a bit silly. If you want a semi-logical cutoff point, Nevermind was released in September of 1991.

    Or whatever. You do and say what you want; I’m not some fascist trying to dominate or control– I’m just some rando with semi-coherent thoughts, and an urgent need to anonymously rant to strangers.

  42. I just caught my neighbor stealing cigarette butts out of my ashtray.

    https://tinyurl.com/vdscsl9

  43. She tried to deny it, but her throat pouch full of smoke gave it away.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolina_anole

  44. Comment by Abbot Normal on December 28, 2019 1:59 pm

    A decade is *any* ten years, it’s just that X0-X9 are more convenient than, like, X1-Y0 or whatever.

    FURTHERMOAR As a cultural era, you can argue that a “decade” (for lack of a better term) doesn’t literally have to be the Xties. You can argue that The Fifties didn’t really end until JFK was assassinated in ’63, and so on. Musically, anything released early in 1980 (for example) was presumably worked on, recorded, etc. in 1979, so to confine “80’s music” to releases ONLY January 1, 1980- December 31, 1989 seems a bit silly. If you want a semi-logical cutoff point, Nevermind was released in September of 1991.

    Or whatever. You do and say what you want; I’m not some fascist trying to dominate or control– I’m just some rando with semi-coherent thoughts, and an urgent need to anonymously rant to strangers.

    How many bullwhips do you have shoved up your ass in any given decade?

  45. My disdain for the entertainment industry is off the charts. I see maybe three movies in a theater in a good year. My bride and I went to see Richard Jewell last night. If you haven’t see it yet, then do so. A very powerful indictment of the feds and the msm. Evidently it’s only gotten worse in the last 23 years.

  46. Visiting my mom in Tucson. We were looking forward to some warm sunny weather, if course it is raining and cold…..

    I just got a diet coke out of the refrigerator, it was awful. Checked the date and it expired in June, blech.

    Traffic was really heavy on the way over yesterday. Seems like that was the big travel day for everyone to go home.

    We have 2 separate well drillers working on the ranch today. Nothing like gambling $20K+ hoping they hit water. It’s hit or miss in our area. One guy got a 120 gallons/minute well. The guy 1/4 mile away went down to 1,000 feet and got nothing. Fingers crossed.

  47. Good luck with the drilling Pepe.

    Lazy day here, trying to watch bowl games but Hulu keeps shitting itself.

  48. I’m burning wood in the yard. We have a lot. Started with the goal of just burning all the cardboard from Christmas, and it kinda snowballed. Inside for a soup break then I’m heading out to finish.

    Good luck pepe.

  49. I think I was all geeked up on sugar cookies. I was out there almost two hours. I’m kinda tired now.

  50. I warned Laura that there is important football on tv today.

  51. The pig meme in ADORABLE!!

  52. The juice carton, I live with an idiot, meme….that’s my house. Not just juice cartons. Cereal boxes, Cheez-it boxes, etc…half the time opened from the bottom. Oreo packages that have the flap now for easy open…ignored.

  53. https://pjmedia.com/trending/mayor-pete-wants-to-decriminalize-meth-coke-ecstasy-not-just-pot/

    A popper in every chickenhawk.

  54. Good luck, Pepe.

  55. LSU is doing well

  56. Dan deserves a Woody Hayes upside the head. Jabber jabber Clemson is the better team. The Buckeyes are overrated. Blah blah

  57. I had a dream this morning, in it, Nick Saban was my dad, and we were at the grocery store filling out paperwork for something.

  58. Pupster, that’s weird. 👀🤣🤣🤣

  59. … filling out paperwork for something.

    Gender Reassignment. Thank goodness you woke up

  60. Only a matter of time before Pepe is buying this for the grandbaby

  61. Alex, I was in Sun Valley with my daughter her husband, my younger daughter, my husband, a sister, her husband and the hosts were my brother and his wife. They have a GORGEOUS 4 bedroom home 5 minutes from the ski lifts.

    My good fortune with successful, generous relatives is off the charts!

    I’m hitting Maui at my sister/brother in laws place in January. I get on my knees in thanks every dang day!

  62. Mare, have you ever gone to Mass at St Therese in Kihei?

  63. I’m nervous for Pups!

  64. Oso, many, many times. I go to Sat at 5:30 with the Tongan choir and just love it!

  65. How many times will Herbstreet say “physicality”?

  66. “The Buckeyes are overrated. Blah blah”

    Dan is overrated.

  67. Gonna be honest, I feel weird not being a Buckeye cultist while living in Columbus.

  68. Wow! Buckeyes!

  69. Oso ❤️ Mare. After Mass we whale watch from the Rectory lawn. On Kauai, Immaculate Conception in Lihue. Filipino nuns. Slack key musicians from local hotels. In Las Vegas, our Mass at Dawn had a professional from casino live music.

  70. Thank you, Scott. He wouldn’t put money on my Buckeyes.

  71. Mare ❤️ Oso!!

    Hawaii in our hearts!!

  72. Ohana

  73. 😍

  74. We had a pretty clear night, rare this time of year, a couple nights ago and I was out with a ‘smoke & a coke’ looking at the stars.

    I saw a satellite heading NE and thought Cool! Not seen ISS or other satellite for a while, as it’s overcast this time of year.
    Then, I saw another, and another, and another, and I realized what I was looking at:

    https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-50870117

    These are what I was watching. They are much farther apart, now.
    They will form a ring, eventually a sphere, around the globe.
    There will be *MANY* more, and it will be a traffic problem…

  75. Incredible, Chrispy.

  76. A friend used to work with lasers. Occasionally they’d have to zap a satellite and they had to be really careful to hit the right window because there was so much stuff floating around out there.

  77. Disguised, Eduardo replaced Pedro.

  78. Pedro had that shit coming.

  79. Howdy! Long-time lurker, first time poster….

  80. Head over to the other post wixy, there’s a fresh supply of bullwhips waiting for you

  81. Impeach Pedro

  82. The view of space isn’t the big concern. A belt of debris denying us access to orbit and beyond, THAT’S the nightmare.


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