Music Meme

Things are getting out of hand these days:

EverNoticeHowGenderReassignment

EverSinceHealerClaraMovedIn

HowMuchForAGram

Things aren’t all bad, so

IFellThroughMyHammock

IfLifeGivesYouLemons

Everyones attitude needs a little

JesusWasNotASocialist

manCatchesWomenSwimmingNaked

For a good time, call

OurChocolateCakeIsSoRich

PleaseDontFlush

When the sun goes down, you can look forward to

WelcomeToSalsaClass

WhenMyAlarmGoesOff

Maybe you forgot the word Smokeshow

YouSaidYouOwnACastleAndAJet

How many songs can he tease?

RosemaryThought

Good Tuesday to ya!

108 Comments

  1. ok, pictures adjusted

  2. What do we want? HHD. When do we want it? NOW.

  3. You’ll get memes and LIKE IT, missy!

  4. When Roamy comes back, you’re going to be in SO MUCH TROUBLE.

  5. Wife has never seen The Black Hole, so I’m going to see if I can get a copy.

  6. Racist

  7. This is pretty neat.

    The RPI and Yale team’s new grafts are made with bio ink containing cells from infant foreskin, human endothelial cells from umbilical cord blood, human endothelial colony forming cells, and human placental pericytes from placenta tissue, all suspended in collagen from rat tails. This forms the inner layer of the skin, the dermis. A second bio ink, made from another type of human foreskin cells, keratinocytes, is printed on top to form the outer layer of the skin, the epidermis. Then, in the petri dish, endothelial cells and the placental pericytes begin to assemble themselves into tiny vascular networks.

    The team implanted the grafts on mice and found that the blood vessels connected with the mice’s own vascular networks within four weeks. That meant blood was flowing between the mouse and the skin graft.

  8. I can’t win. If I say I like the black hole, I’m racist. If I say I don’t like it, I’m racist.

    I’m white. If I don’t say anything at all, I’m racist.

  9. A second bio ink, made from another type of human foreskin cells, keratinocytes, is printed on top to form the outer layer of the skin, the epidermis.

    This is why American circumcisions take so much more tissue than traditional Jewish ones. $$$$$$$$$$

  10. Hopefully they can figure out a way to use other cell types to accomplish the same results, and then expand the types of organs constructed. I want 3-D printed organs on demand, damn it.

  11. American Circumcissions™

    Is there anything we don’t excel at?

  12. Clitoridectomy?

  13. Comment by Hotspur on November 19, 2019 9:39 am
    American Circumcissions™

    Is there anything we don’t excel at?

    Comment by Jimbro on November 19, 2019 9:43 am
    Clitoridectomy?

    ———-

    Bravo!

    Jay, you’re pretty damn good as a poater. You’re no Swalwell but you’re good.

  14. /lifts left cheek to fart

  15. There is talk of Trump giving testimony at the House hearings on impeachment.

    Other than doing a Swalwell in their direction, he shouldn’t give this circus any legitimacy.

  16. The oatmeal cookies made me gassy. Not “destroy the chair” gassy like Swallowswell, but gassy.

    I have a mesh chair so my crack doesn’t get sweaty, though, so it just blows through.

  17. Other than doing a Swalwell in their direction, he shouldn’t give this circus any legitimacy.

    I disagree. It would be like CS Lewis getting to step in and change the narrative in an HG Wells novel midway through the story.

  18. There is no question he would shred them to bits. But this is an embarrassing travesty.

  19. Given the ratings, it would be the only part of the whole farce most people would see, and that’s a powerful narrative shift if he makes some… clarifying statements.

  20. Is Vindman still in the military?

    If so, why? And when does he get prosecuted for treason?

  21. Infrared evidence!

    https://tinyurl.com/rzbpek3

  22. Why is it that so many of these career military guys these days look like cunts?

    How do they even advance in rank when they are such pussies?

    I’m afraid that it means that our military is rotten at the top. It’s only a matter of time before the whole thing shits the bed.

  23. Shit…need to fix that…brb

  24. Past a certain point officers are political by their nature. It’s how they get to that stage. Add in the Deep State and eight years of Barack the Wonder Tard and voila, the force may not be hollow, but its leadership sure as fuck is.

  25. Hotspur, you forget that the cunt obama purged the military of many of the older and experienced guys, who didn’t care for his social engineering. Thus we have been left with pussies.

  26. Comment by Hotspur on November 19, 2019 11:32 am
    Why is it that so many of these career military guys these days look like cunts?

    —-

    Agree. Fat, doughy, losers. Poor speakers and huge egos.

  27. I’m w Hotspur. I’d like to think our career military is made of stern stuff. Men’s men. The last three or four colonels and generals I’ve seen on tv look like they might end up in a draw with Tammy Faye Baker.

  28. Re…Trump showing up to the show trial. He should have never said anything and arranged to crash the party with Nunes.
    “Point of order.”
    “Gentleman is not recognized.”
    “Point of order.”
    “Gentleman is not recognized.”

    “Point of order for the President of the United States who you are harassing and committing fraud against the American people.”

    And in barrels Trump, like the Kool-Aid man, down the aisle.

  29. They wanted a show trial. Give the motherf*ckers a show trial.

  30. How do they even advance in rank when they are such pussies?

    Time in service, lack of fuckup, sufficient kissup. It’s more like the legends* I’ve heard of corporate culture in the 50’s and 60’s than the esprit de cour of an Athenian militia.

    *I have to call them this, as I’ve only heard of such things, never seen them in person. More’s the pity.

  31. This… this is the technology we’ve been waiting for.

    These are the heroes we need.

    https://www.fastcompany.com/90432084/this-new-magical-coating-saves-water-by-making-toilets-so-slippery-that-poop-basically-flushes-itself

  32. Kinda like Metamucil.

  33. I wish I’d worked on that. I can’t even imagine the pride one could take in succeeding at such an effort.

  34. Hey, this old retired Lt. Col woke up at 6 am, walked the dog, went to the gym and emptied the dishwasher. All before 9 am. #notallheroeswearcapes.

  35. I let the dog out, fed the cat, and made coffee that I would share but she won’t drink.

    I’m basically Spider-man.

  36. I woke up at 4 and went back to sleep after surmising that there was no threat to the homestead.

    #ModernPaulRevere

  37. Mare … answering your earlier question about free access to Disney+: Our all access Verizon plan is giving it to us free for a year, then $6.99/year after that.

  38. Unlimited plan, not all access

  39. Huh, thanks again, Clint.

  40. $6.99/year
    —-
    /month?

  41. Advanced toilet technology is an American standard.

  42. Which orifice do you think Vindman prefers taking it in?

  43. Hola, degenerates. Whose turn is it to change the charcoal filter in Leon’s office chair?

  44. I just switched to the mesh one. So much better than my leather seat.

  45. Which orifice do you think Vindman prefers taking it in?

    His mouth.

  46. I have a mesh chair too. Not that I need it. Women don’t fart.

  47. Whenever you think those working in high government positions or leadership positions know more than you, you’re wrong.

  48. LOL

  49. I was just watching a Shawn Baker video and I didn’t know Cam Newton was a vegan. Is he nuts? Cam said his foot is not healing and he’s out for the season. Shawn said “it’s a hard injury to heal from but your stupid f*cking vegan diet, Cam..eat some meat!”

    LOL

    Cam Newton is as dumb as I thought.

  50. Isn’t he the same one who had to start wearing a scarf all the time? Very fashionable among vegan “men”, because they no longer have enough energy to both generate body heat and live.

  51. To be fair, regardless of diet, he has an injury that’s hard to heal and play football at the same time

    https://tinyurl.com/revnb48

    They described it as a midfoot sprain and I read somewhere he’s debating having surgery for it. I don’t know whether that means it’s worse than a sprain or he just wants to accelerate healing to be assured of playing next year. Pretty sure he’s done with the Panthers and will play elsewhere next year.

    And the scarf? He’s dressed like a pimp for years, even before B12 deficiency and its associated brain fog

  52. The NFL can suck my dick.

  53. Yes, $6.99/month

  54. And the scarf? He’s dressed like a pimp for years, even before B12 deficiency and its associated brain fog

    Check out popular vegan yootoobers. All of them are perpetually cold unless they live in the tropics. Cam started wearing his right after he announced his vegan superiority. I’m only repeating what other people have noticed.

  55. NFL never interested me. UM Football lost me in the middle of RichRod’s first season.

    I hear the Edwardsburg High School team is fantastic and airs on local TV. Could watch that.

  56. James Cameron invested $140M in a pea protein isolate company, then put out a vegan crockumentary about athletes who go vegan (and then see their performance suffer and their injuries fail to heal).

  57. Humn … two stoners discussing history. This is how such things happens. They know a little bit and then just kind of fill in and assume the rest.

    Why can’t Rogan ask his guests about … say … something they KNOW about? Perhaps something they are … an … expert at?

    Seriously, he makes a big point about how … Hey … they speak Spanish in Mexico … as if no one knows this.

  58. I mean, I’m going to listen. Just hope they stop talking about history.

  59. Why can’t Rogan ask his guests about … say … something they KNOW about? Perhaps something they are … an … expert at?

    He should ask what Josh thinks about the latest Tool album.

  60. He should ask him about The Goofy Movie.

    Even if they haven’t seen it they’d both be more credible.

  61. The Black Hole was $5 on DVD and $67 on Blu-Ray.

  62. Jimbro, Shawn said in the quote it’s a hard injury to heal.

  63. Car in, how is Pay’s arm? Is Pat pitching in more around the house to help out?

  64. He should ask what Josh thinks about the latest Tool album.

    That WOULD be interesting. Or him commenting in general about music in any way. Listening to the two of them talking about how white man bad, pure Indian was driven from his land … not so much. They sound like two high school stoners .

  65. Arm still not working. So no. He’s not pitching in around the house.

  66. Also, had to put a cat down today. I’m really ready to hand off that duty to someone else.

  67. The Olmecs and Aztecs

    Had

    It

    Coming.

  68. Sorry Carin. I’ve lost three cats in the last couple of years. One I had to put down, the others I found dead. All I loved. The last one left is aloof enough that we don’t have much of a relationship, so it’ll be easier when he goes.

    I want him to be the last, at least for awhile, but we’ll see how that goes.

  69. We’ve had Cosmo for almost 18 years. He was a good cat. Gray. Got him from a shelter, and he was waaay too small to be away from it’s mom. He basically taught all the animals how to deal with him. Taught the dogs … while other cats ran, and it became a game, cosmo was patient, and didn’t run … and could eventually do what he wanted w/o whatever dog was newest bugging him.

    He had gotten very thin, but he still was living his best life. Over the weekend, he started losing control of his back lets. I’m not sure if it was one or both or what – he could for a few days actually get up and sort of walk. It was time. Poor thing.

  70. still purred all the way to the vet

  71. My diabetic Maine Coon went the same way. 14 years old, but he’d been on twice-daily insulin for 5 years. Stopped being able to stand up, lost bowel control. I cleaned him and took him in between Christmas and New Year’s at the end of 2017. Ground was frozen, so his ashes are in a box on the bookshelf.

  72. I’m wrong, that was the end of 2016, start of 2017.

  73. Two of my piggos lost control of their back ends. Poor babies. Breaks my heart. George’s last meal was a cherry tomato on the way to the vet. He was six and a half.

  74. PHAT?!

  75. The ever loving and forgiving phat-wife made a deal with me this am.

    She gets to pick the breed of our next dog, I get to name her.

    She didn’t understand why I started immediately started giggling like a schoolgirl.

    Of course the new puppy will be named ‘Moon Moon’.

    She doesn’t get why that is funny. Which makes it all the more funny.

  76. All we have are barn cats. Eventually they just disappear.

  77. Great. I’ve had “Forever Autumn” stuck in my head for two weeks now. Of all the songs…

  78. I’m sorry, Carin.

    And this made me want to cry,

    Comment by Car in on November 19, 2019 4:31 pm
    still purred all the way to the vet

    What a good boy.

  79. Damn, how frustrating for Pay. What are his options to even determine what, exactly, is wrong with his arm?

  80. Beasnsnsnsn, what’s the life expectancy of a guinea pig?

  81. Mare, me too.

  82. Stuck in committee since 5pm. House primary and secondary education. We’re about halfway done. Pray for Oso.

  83. I’m gonna make Mrs Caruthers watch The Last Startfighter. She lacks culture.

  84. I don’t watch space movies.

    Never have.

  85. The Last Starfighter is not a space movie. It’s “Reluctant American Hero from a Trailer Park” movie that has scenes in space.

    No sequels, no George Lucas, no Giant Rat.

    Intact and pristine, like a beautiful time capsule of an America that still believed in itself and had hope for a brighter future.

  86. If you only watch one space movie, it should be this one.

    If you watch two, the other one should be Flash Gordon.

  87. Rule also applies to superheros, vampires, and zombies.

  88. The only good superhero movies are Darkman, Unbreakable, and Robocop.

  89. The original Fright Night and Fright Night 2 are decent vampire movies.

    All zombie movies are bad, some are watchable in spite of that.

  90. Zombie literature is where it’s at

  91. World War Z is a great read. It’s a shame they never made a movie of it.

  92. Watching movies I own on Disney +. I ❤️ Fright Night. “You’re so weird, Brewster”

  93. I worked 4 pallets of books in two days. Dan came over to help me with my backstock. Dan “These boxes are heavier than anything in Meat or Deli” Oso “They can get pretty heavy”. Dan “You better not hurt yourself before vacation”

  94. GOTG is the best movie in the multiverse.

  95. Pay’s going to see a chiropractor on Thursday. Maybe they’ll have a better answer. Something out of alignment makes sense to me

  96. Cosmo ruled the roost here. He was a very muscular cat, and while he didn’t like being fucked with by other animals, he could be slowly won over.

    I’m calling a pass on the next long trip to the vet. I’ve really served overtime in that respect. I’ve been there for all the dogs. I’m passing on the cats from now on. That’s fair.

  97. He probably needs his 7th chakra released.

  98. Well, medical science has no answer. Maybe it’s all Chaka’s fault

  99. I blame Tool.

  100. Tool would have healed him. We’ll never know

  101. I thought it was his arm that was messed up. Is something wrong with his tool, too?

    They have pills for that now. No shame in it if that’s what he needs.

  102. Fear Inoculum will heal all sickness.

    ITS SCIENCE!

  103. Beasnsnsnsn, what’s the life expectancy of a guinea pig?

    On average, five years. George, biggest and most handsome, lasted the longest (6.5). Neva, my smartest, was only three.

  104. I’m sorry about Cosmo, Car in. Use your crossfit skills to convince others to step up.

  105. Sorry for your loss, Carin. Also hope Pat feels better soon.

  106. Dastardly enemies raided Peru.


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