2019 BBF Championship Semi-Final Round 1

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday 2019 Championship Semi-Final Round 1.

 

 

 

 

 

The contestant’s name in the sub-headers below are links to their original 2019 BBF post.

 

 

Contestant #1- MONIKA PIETRASINSKA

Your model for today was born in Warsaw, Poland on December 2nd, 1987.  She stands 5′ 8“, and measures 36 – 24 – 36 and 95 lbs.  Please make yourself available to Miss Monika Pietrasinska AKA Banyka Dipell Dela Riva.

 

 

Contestant #2 – GIA GENEVIEVE

Your model for today has been featured before,   born September 28th, 1988 in Pasadena, CA, she stands 5’8″, 36F-27-36 and 130 lbs.  Please welcome back  Miss Gia Genevieve!

 

 

 

Contestant #3 – JENNA JENOVICH

Your model for today was born on April 10th, 1987 in Belgrade, Serbia.  She stands 5′ 10″, 36DD-24-38.  Please strut around and say “Ви сте игралиште и ја сам осам година на одмору” to Miss Jenna Jenovich!

 

 

 

 

Contestant #4 – ISABELA SONCINI

Your model for today was born in Brazil May 18th, 1990.  She stands 5′ 9″, 34-29-34 and 128 lbs.  Please speak up and say ” Eu quero comprar uma casa para você ” to Miss Isabela Soncini!

 

 

 

 

Contestant #5 – PIA MUEHLENBECK

Your model for today was born November 5th, 1991 in Reutlingen, Germany.  She stands 5′ 8″ and measures 38-24-32 and 117 lbs.  Please cuddle-up and say guten tag to Miss Pia Muehlenbeck!

 

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ROUND 1 RESULTS

138 Comments

  1. Feels like we just voted on boobs recently. Damn, time really does speed up as you age. Impossible to vote this early. I may need to open 4 different windows to do a side by side comparison.

  2. Where’s the voting box?

  3. Just below Pia’s last picture.

  4. Ooh, difficult choice. I must…meditate…upon the relative…merits…of the contestants.

  5. I lean strongly toward door # 1 Monty. We’ve gone from Fall to Frozen in the space of 24hrs. Not diggin it yo diggity. Day off. Gotta pay bills and take down the decorations once it gets above freezing.

  6. I’ve going with the all-American titties.

  7. I voted for the Polish girl because Poland is a great ally. No, I’m not making everything political, it was just too hard to choose so I had to use criteria I could respect.

  8. Odd, I don’t remember BBF’s this beautiful (face and body) during the year. The big, gross ones are all I can remember.

  9. It’s been a good year for tiddies.

  10. mare is right. Monica all the way, viva le Polski!

  11. LOL, Cuccinelli talking about Wasserman Schultz, that she got her soundbite, got on her broom, and left.

  12. Da Pole.

  13. Though the Brazilian is delectable as well.

  14. Friend with a pilot’s license is flying me up to MO and we’ll bring Mini-me home for the weekend and the punkin chunkin. Esscited.

  15. What kind of plane, roamy? I love flying in smaller planes, even though the flight is rougher.

  16. As a German, I voted to invade Poland.

  17. wakey waeky.

  18. Prayers for Fair Sky and a good heater in the aircraft for Roamy..

  19. A Cessna 182? A four-passenger plane with IFR, because he needs three IFR landings to keep up his certs.

  20. Awesome weekend plans Roamy.

    She wins the weekend at the H2.

  21. Hmm. On further review, I’m goin’ with the Pole as well. Some bias, there’s good Polish blood in the family tree (though not in my genetic descent, adoption’s like that).

  22. Should have a good view of the scenery. Cursory check shows a overhead wing and a cruise speed of 167 mph. Im kinda jelly. Used to love to fly, haven’t been up in a while.

  23. I was going to vote for the pole, but then I thought to myself,”Boy, I’d like to get a hold of that pole.” I laughed so hard I voted for someone else. Have fun flying, love the Cessna 182!

  24. I voted for your mom.

  25. No, I voted for the Pole. And BTW, MJ is a pole-smoker.

  26. it’s fun to be friends with pilots keeping up their licenses. You get to fly a lot.

    Used to buzz mom’s house when my friend was keeping his hours up.

  27. The Pole is too skinny. I’m going with the Serb. She has a butt, a cute bralette (shrugs), and a pretty face. Plus my husband’s people are from that region.

  28. I used #3’s 1st photo just to hook Leon and the trap remains unsprung. Huh. I thought the Serbian would win with that pow-pow-bang.

  29. I like the gif where the little kid learns about gravity. Stoopid kid.

  30. The new Highly Suspect album sucks. I just spared you 58 min. You’re welcome.

  31. What did we tell you about nipples, Pupster? No nipples! WordPress is gonna discipline us or something.

    *spray paints big black Xs over all the aureolas in this poat*

    Ha ha, now they look like their tits are dead.

  32. This is awesome. Woman rips Beto a new one.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnUhmiHgDqI

  33. HAHA, look who the monkeys dropped off. I was just about to ask the status of laura’s house and tarped carcass.

  34. We got hammered with wind and rain last night. The rain lifted around 9AM but the wind has kept up. Most of the trees that were hanging on to their leaves have given up the ghost and lost them.

  35. that was awesome. I bet Beto peed a little bit in his pants.

  36. Same here, Jimbro.

    Funny thing about tarps, beasn, Scott found one in our yard this morning that does not belong to us.

  37. Panties….his panties.

  38. Still can’t see the poll box or I’d vote for the Polish Box. I disabled ad blocker plus and privacy badger and still got nothing. Add one for Monika by other means if the vote is close. And the Serbian tush definitely made me ponder the meaning of life and its relation to the T-to-A-Ratio.

  39. The Serb is suspiciously close to Kim K butt, a disqualifier in my book.

  40. Scott found one in our yard this morning that does not belong to us.

    Did you try it on like a hermit crab looking for roomier digs?

  41. Serbian butt is not that freakishly big. Kim K should be with a traveling circus.

  42. It’s all in the pose.

  43. Serbian gal is nice.

  44. I’m voting American.

  45. The American chick has some major yabbos on display in that blue frilly outfit. This round of the playoffs is a veritable United Nations of mammaries

  46. Warren’s fully payed for M4A plan with no tax hikes on the middle class comes with the cherry on top of an extra $12,000 per year in new spending money for the average family of four.

    Yep, they are that stupid. We can afford 5 Trillion a year in new spending, and not raise taxes a dime. This is a PhD, real person posting this.

  47. You might have to enable cookies Jimbro.

  48. Those nipples are in your head.

  49. I’d maybe have voted for the bleach blonde had she not bleached her hair. I’m petty like that.

  50. Has anyone else watched ‘Better Call Saul’? Husband and I are in Season 2.
    So far my favorite character is Mike (Jonathon Banks).

  51. I used to watch it. need to catch up again, got really slow.

  52. Another datapoint against MJ’s Buttplug theory. I just found out Mare Pete is my height.

    No way he wins the nom. Too short.

  53. Did you try it on like a hermit crab looking for roomier digs?

    uhm. Nooooope.

    *nervous rustling*

  54. Another datapoint against MJ’s Buttplug theory. I just found out Mare Pete is my height.

    No way he wins the nom. Too short.

    Won’t that win him union support? What, with being a member of the lollipop guild and all…

  55. *whispers*

    How’s the fit? Does it bring out the color of your eye? I bet the lawn debris is a nice organic touch.

  56. No way he wins the nom. Too short.

    What if they always have him on a crate strategically placed behind the podium he will travel with?

  57. Platform shoes. He’d be our first disco president.

  58. Won’t that win him union support? What, with being a member of the lollipop guild and all…

    That’s only for munchkins. They get all the sweet movie roles. At my height you just get ignored by women and basketball coaches. I blame the lack of union representation.

  59. Too tall for the Lollipop Guild, too stocky for the Thieve’s Guild.

  60. 9/10 would smash all, preferably at the same time.

  61. Another datapoint against MJ’s Buttplug theory. I just found out Mare Pete is my height.
    No way he wins the nom. Too short.
    ———————————-
    Biden is 6 0, which means he’s actually 5 9. Dude is smaller than me.

  62. Thieves Guild?

    Does it belong to them or is it a group of them or both?

  63. 9/10 would smash all, preferably at the same time.

    Seven seconds of glory…

  64. Supposedly Liawatha is 5’8″ and Buttplug is shorter than she is on stage.

    If she’s lying he’s gotta be 5’2″. I could look down on him as a tiny, gay midget.

  65. I can’t remember…who do you think is going to win, leon?

  66. I couldn’t believe how short Palin was.

  67. My younger daughter ran into Julian Castro at a bar in Austin a couple of months ago and had someone shoot a pic of them together. She’s 5’6” and could post his little beaner ass up any day of the week.

  68. Comment by lauraw on November 1, 2019 11:27 am
    What did we tell you about nipples, Pupster? No nipples! WordPress is gonna discipline us or something.
    =====

    That no nipples rule is gonna put a crimp in HHD.

  69. If buttplug is 5’2” that means he could stand flat footed and blow trump at their first presidential debate. I doubt trump would agree to it though. Which will get him labeled as a bigot.

  70. I think it’ll come down to internal polling. If they really think they can’t win, they might run Buttplug, but I think it’s more likely to be Biden or Sanders just so they’ll go away afterward, and both will be better fundraisers than Warren. It won’t be Warren, no money in it for the grifters that live on rents extracted from Dem campaigning.

    If they think they have a real shot at unseating Trump and 2020 isn’t going to be an exercise in Dem failure theater, they might run Warren if she’s primaried well, but it still might be Biden (for the machine connections) or Sanders (because he’s an easy puppet).

    They’re going to tap my governor for the VP slot in hopes of taking back Michigan. It might work.

  71. oooooh, Elliot is incredibly handsome!

  72. I think I’ve mentioned to you all that I’m old. I like birds and generally, people have to prove their not assholes for me to hang around them. Well, I’ve taken another step into old age, I started putting together a puzzle. And I like it!! I can now see this as a hobby.

    *holy crap I”m old and gross and boring*

  73. I think they’ll understand that they can’t win and will run buttplug.

    He sounds like GW Bush, for crying out loud.

  74. I see Warren’s plan is going to try to run on taxing the rich and corporations to pay for everyone’s insurance.

    That would effectively destroy the economy. She can’t be the nominee.

  75. Elliot looks distinguished in his birthday picture

    10/10, would give ear scritches

  76. I see Warren’s plan is going to try to run on taxing the rich and corporations to pay for everyone’s insurance.

    That would effectively destroy the economy. She can’t be the nominee.

    That’s what she says in public to rubes. What she commits to in closed-teepee sessions is anyone’s guess.

  77. We do a lot of puzzles in this house, mare. Granted, they only have a few pieces, but still.

    Here is a list of funny things the baby is saying these days:

    POOP COMING (trust me, he has to go when he says that)
    BIG FART
    Bye bye gentleman’s sausage (when you put on his pants)
    Daddy burp
    More FIRE please (after blowing out birthday candles)
    Mommy’s tush (then he spanks her on the butt)
    I’m a big helper vacuuming (he likes to vacuum)

  78. HBDAY Elliot!!!!!!!!!!!!! More fire!!!!!!!!!!!

  79. HAHahahhahahahhh

    Kids are the best thing in the world. Next to pets and booze.

  80. That’s what she says in public to rubes. What she commits to in closed-teepee sessions is anyone’s guess.
    ————————–
    She laid out a plan to raise 20.5T in taxes by having about 40% paid for by corporations and the rest as taxes on the financial sector, wealth, and a few other fake things like ‘fraud reduction’.

    It’s not possible.

  81. Right, and no one capable of basic arithmetic thinks it is, so they know it’s a put-up job from the get go.

    It’s an obvious lie to LIVs that’s clearly an obvious lie to anyone running a corporation. She’s actually signalling that they’ll be fine, since there’s NFW it’s happening.

    If her fundraising improves, you’ll know I’m right.

  82. I’m not sure it matters. She’s really hard to watch or listen to.

    She’s just so awkward and tries too hard. Disingenuous.

  83. Agreed, which is why I don’t think she’ll primary well. My money’s on Biden or Sanders. If Biden loses Iowa, you might even see Hillary.

  84. She’s more of America’s ex-wife than Hillary was.

  85. She’s actually doing well in the primary so far. The more Dems get to know her, the more they like her. She’s the only person with a good regression line in the polling. And butt sauce of course but much smaller, lol.

    Biden’s trend is basically flat to slightly negative; same with Sanders.

  86. I really thought the preggo lie would tank her, but it turns out no one on the left even knows it was a lie, and apparently most think it’s fine to lie for affirmative action benefits.

  87. Hillary was the wife you are married to but really hate.

    Warren is the wife that the guy you don’t respect is married to.

  88. Happy Birthday Elliot 🐾🎂

  89. I really thought the preggo lie would tank her, but it turns out no one on the left even knows it was a lie, and apparently most think it’s fine to lie for affirmative action benefits.
    ——————————————
    I think most don’t really care about it. But black folks do, or will when it’s an issue.

    But this also explains why her AA support is 10%, I think. Biden is 47, Sanders is 27. The rest are spread out amongst the bottom feeders.

  90. Dan voted for Poland. Mare, as long as you don’t buy the puzzle roll and the glue to preserve the puzzle, you’re ok. (When my mom was at the VA, I would take a piece out of each puzzle box and put it in the adjacent puzzle box. Last piece would be left on a random book shelf in the game room. I’d put the remote on top of the bookcase.)

  91. https://tinyurl.com/yy7dsvbq

  92. LOL.

    Still hilarious. Get me a beer…that has been conveniently de labeled, authentically.

  93. I really hope she’s the nominee. Black men will stay home or vote Republican. Possibly black women too.

  94. Trump always ruins the Fauxcahontas line. Aunt Becky is on trial for fraud. I’m glad she didn’t plea. I hope Donnie Two Scoops speaks out about the hypocrisy. I want Lori Laughlin’s attorney to push back hard against the FBI 302 BS. Archaic 💩, that has no place in a court of law.

  95. Comment by MJ on November 1, 2019 6:04 pm
    Hillary was the wife you are married to but really hate.

    Warren is the wife that the guy you don’t respect is married to.

    ———-

    Absolutely nailed it.

  96. Comment by osoloco11 on November 1, 2019 6:16 pm
    Dan voted for Poland. Mare, as long as you don’t buy the puzzle roll and the glue to preserve the puzzle, you’re ok.

    ———

    HA! Mare loves Oso. I, unfortunately, understand what you’re talking about and have already decided the puzzles that get finished get put back in the box and go to Goodwill.

  97. I don’t know who this guy is, but he’s wise and I want to subscribe to his newsletter:

    https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

  98. Oops, I meant “they’re” instead of “their” on an earlier comment.

  99. The Babylon Bee is superior to any mainstream newspaper.

    https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

  100. Well, I see that other Hostages actually have a life and are not sitting at home doing puzzles and reading twitter.

  101. Guard weekend. Solo dad until Sunday night.

  102. I’m watching Jack Ryan, season 2.

  103. My knee pain is finally gone after 1.5 years,

    Whoop-de-do.

    Walking around the yard with a leaf blower strapped to my back was the last bit of therapy I needed.

  104. I don’t even rake anymore. It wouldn’t matter if I did.

  105. Mare, if you are close to a VA, they love that shit. Especially the Hospice wing. Those fuckers are desperate. Dan has the remote. Watching TRIPLE D on Food Network. Albuquerque. Waiting for Gopher Hockey on Big 10. (GREEN CHILE CHICKEN LASAGNA IN THE MICRO)

  106. That is a great idea.

  107. If the wind doesn’t blow them away, I wait for a dry day and mow them.

    Isnt Jack Ryan the show where Venezuela is collapsing under a right-wing dictator?

  108. So far I have put all of them into Laura’s garden. It’s 4 feet deep in places.

  109. My parents bought 3 lots from a farmer and built the house on the middle one. There was a lot of maple and oak trees and every fall my brother and I had to haul the leaves to the far back corner. We built up a mountain of leaves that just rotted back there and formed a thick layer of an almost soil-like material if you dug down into it. That was, of course, before compost was discovered so we had no idea of the gold mine we were neglecting.

  110. Isnt Jack Ryan the show where Venezuela is collapsing under a right-wing dictator?

    Pretty much, although they haven’t really made it clear that he’s right-wing.

  111. If you look at a satellite map or drive through my old neighborhood now it’s hard to believe it was all woodland with a farm on it compared with all houses there now. As a kid I could walk to the back fence and say hi to Mr. Sauka’s cows as they walked by.

  112. I might haul some to a garden if I had one, but I either have to hire a roto till guy, dig it up myself (which circumstances never permit), or build raised beds (see scenario 2).

  113. Rototill isn’t cool anymore.

    It messes up the fungi.

  114. That makes me happy. I hate rototilling.

    It uses muscles that you don’t use for anything else.

  115. I don’t want to till it for several reasons, but that means getting plantable soil some other way if I want it. I can’t risk the horse soil for the next couple of years even if it’s fully composted, so that means raised beds, which means I dig or buy. And I’ve got to manage however much time it takes to build them against everything else I need to do. I’d likely be better off starting with the chicken infrastructure.

  116. * pictures a bridge made out of chicken ^

  117. It’s for them, not of them. Need a coop (likely mobile) and some portable electric fence. And some long, colorful ribbons.

  118. If you slice them thin, you can probably make a coop out of a couple dozen chickens.

  119. IM starting to doubt Leon will be ready for the zombie pocky lips in time. Clock is ticking Leon…..

    Hey Mare! I said CLOCK!

  120. Mini-me is home. Rocketboy came over for dinner. I’m so stinkin’ happy, I’m obnoxious.

  121. We throw all grass clippings(acres) for the year and all the chestnut leaves on the garden. They lay there all year. In the spring, we ’till them in, stir it up several times, then plant.
    The Oak leaves are very acid, so they are mulched and thrown on the flower beds and around the rhodies to keep weeds down. They are good for a couple years. Works well. Lasts long time.
    We have a 4′ ’tiller I mount on the three-point on the back of the Kubota to stir this all in.
    Now, we are getting old and may not be able to do this much longer. We’re gonna have some decisions to make

  122. Roamy,
    Was your flight cool?
    I ask as a pilot with a lot of time in C-182.
    It should have been fun and not scary…

  123. The flights went well, about 3 hours there and 2 hours 20 minutes back. Listening to ATC is interesting for the first 20 minutes then less so when you’re trying to carry on a conversation. Someone taking off from Cape Girardeau had the best drawl ever. The airport we landed at has a T-28, and it took off while we were there. Awesome sound. Don’t know about a heater, the pilot kept his vent open, so I’m only now thawing out. I was seriously challenged on both acrophobia and claustrophobia fronts, but I have my baby home. And yeah, looks like I’m going to do it again on Sunday.

  124. ChrisP, it was scary at first because my friend has more time in the Cessna 172, so there was some adjustment at the beginning to the 182.

  125. Crispy, check out Charles Dowding’s no-till gardening. Much less work, nicer soil.

  126. I use oak leaves whole, to top the veggie beds that I will plant first in Spring. They are sturdy and a thick pile of them will shed rain off the raised beds like shingles. I never wait anymore to plant earliest Spring beds “when the soil is dry enough.” It’s always in perfect condition under there.

  127. Hmm, how does no till work with leaves and grass? Thought you had to work them in.

  128. I’m a lazy gardener. I just throw shit on top of my raised beds.

  129. Don’t work them in. That’s actually less beneficial to the soil. Do what Carin does. Just throw them on top. Stop tilling. No till, no dig. Leave the soil alone.

  130. Elizabeth Warren looks kinda like Porky Pig.

    OK, off to bed now. Get some sleep and enjoy life, shmoops.

  131. just lay on top of the covers. NO DIGGING!

  132. Ugh. The borrowed time I’ve been on financially is about to run out and the job search has moved slowly, though that’s largely my fault. Time to see if I can haul a rabbit out of my hat in a hurry or I’m going to have to cut back on luxuries. Like, say, food and gas.

    Nobody’s fault but mine, as the song goes. Oh well. Pray for me to get my shit together in time, I’m going to need it.

  133. Desperately, Edgar requested parole.

  134. Happy Saturday hosers

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