Election Coverage 2019, Now with 90% More Ghey

Ladies, gentlemen, agender, androgyn, androgynous, bigender, cis, cisgender, cismale, cisfemale, cis man, cis woman, female to male, FTM, gender fluid, gender nonconforming, gender questioning, gender variant, genderqueer, intersex, male to female, MTF, neither, neutrois, non-binary, other, pan gender, trans female, trans male, trans person, transmasculine, transfeminine, transexual, I believe we are at a turning point in the 2020 campaign. Our dear friend gay friend is surging in the Iowa polls.

The purple veiny line is growing and expanding!

Here’s what you need to know about my thesis, which is 100% correct, the best thesis, totally smart, and obviously correctly the best: white bishes love them some gay men. Especially white, wine drinking, upper middle class suburban bishes.

And if we’ve learned anything in the past few years its that the party of Booth is run by the half drunken white chicks that get their hair done by gay dudes, shop with their gay friends, have their vanity dogs walked and trained by gay dudes, plan charity wine drinking events that never happen with gay guys, and buy all of their makeup, clothes, shoes, furniture, pretty little vases and shit, from our disco dancing friends of Dorothy.

The Venn diagram of what gets a wine mom and a gay man out of bed in the morning is basically a dot. They love all the same shit right down to the Real Housewives and dick. Lots of dick.

At this point you might be wondering how these women actually control the Democrat party. And you’d be right to do so. It’s simple. Politics has leaked into most corners of pop culture. Corporations are woke. Your kids school wants to hire a tranny to read stories to the chillen. Faux celebrities have opinions, money, and desperately want to be taken seriously. And these women consume pop culture and corporate marketing with a voracious appetite.

On top of that, they control the money and their husbands. When it comes time to vote in the primary, the wives will ‘ask’ their husbands to vote for mayor Pete. And my guess is they’ll do so because there’s not downside. They vote for Pete, get a few unenthusiastic blow jobs until the election, then vote for Trump. That’s better than no blow jobs.

So this is why Corey Booker is surging and can’t be beaten.

Just kidding. Pete Buttigieg has this thing wrapped up. Corey Booker is black and the white suburban wine moms don’t know any black people.

119 Comments

  1. It was time, hadn’t heard from roamy.

  2. [trump voice]
    WRONG

  3. TPTB won’t run Buttplug unless they think they can’t win 2020 no matter what.

    Possible upside: the media will go so balls-deep on ghey that they’ll turn the average person into a shameless homo-nauseated h8r.

  4. I don’t even think 5 out of 10 gay guys would smash buttplug.

  5. There’s some truth to this, specifically:

    At this point you might be wondering how these women actually control the Democrat party. And you’d be right to do so. It’s simple. Politics has leaked into most corners of pop culture. Corporations are woke. Your kids school wants to hire a tranny to read stories to the chillen. Faux celebrities have opinions, money, and desperately want to be taken seriously. And these women consume pop culture and corporate marketing with a voracious appetite.

    This, by the way, is why I think polyamory is going to be normalized fairly quickly. Wine moms have had their heads filled with the notion that they need to be good feminists, and that being sexually different makes you special. Polyamory gives them the option to keep their marriage and kids (which they actually want) but still allows them to signal their feminist creds by having a girlfriend or they get to fuck Jorge the burly construction worker on the side.

  6. Dentist appointments all afternoon, so I took the day off. But my boss wanted me to listen in to the house education committee meeting so I’ve got it running in the background. School funding formula. Pray for oso.

  7. MJ ended his post elegantly with only one category. It feels curated.

    Still, I disagree. Buttplug isn’t the kind of gay that winemoms like. He’s too boring. Nobody can imagine this square freaking out in a Neiman Marcus.

  8. My gay friend is going to crossfit with me today. He’s very liberal. I’ll ask him if he likes buttplug.

    I’m going to have to practice saying his name correctly. That would be awkward if it just slipped out. It has before. sorry not sorry.

  9. Laura’s right. He’s perfected his closeted persona on stage.

    He’ll need to mince, lisp, and loosen his wrists to get winemoms, and that will lose him… everyone else.

  10. TPTB is just a funny way of spelling Hillary.

    If this keeps up TPTB will kill him.

  11. Posting here so I don’t offend.

    If you go to a fitness class, and it is super FUN … you’re probably not going to get fit.

    just saying.

  12. NY Times: White House Ukraine Expert Sought to Correct Transcript of Trump Call

    Ok, now we didn’t get the actual call. Trump released the transcript, but it wasn’t the actual call.

    Come on!

  13. Not necessarily true, Car in. It can be fun, and hard. Depends on the participation level. My workouts were fun, but they challenged me too. Maybe it’s my definition of fun.

  14. I used to work on Friday nights because it was fun doing something I’m really good at. Even though it’s hard.

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  16. Fun mostly comes from the people you’re with. If there’s a good energy, then hard workouts are still fun.

  17. What happened to HHD?

  18. this is HHD. it’s about the ghey now.

  19. Still, I disagree. Buttplug isn’t the kind of gay that winemoms like. He’s too boring. Nobody can imagine this square freaking out in a Neiman Marcus.
    ———————————-
    This is actually a really good point. He’s not your typical gay dude that wine moms like, but he’s close enough. No one else even comes close to their world.

  20. Imma gonna listen to my buddy wiser

  21. The “not authentically gay” attack has already come from the gay left.

  22. I say this as someone who LOVES working out. Basically addicted. I love going. But yesterday, halfway through the workout, I was dying and would have never said it was fun.

    Just some fitness programs are so gimmicky …. because let’s be honest, a LOT of people simply don’t want to push themselves that hard. So, in an effort to get business … they up the fun at the expensive of … results.

    I would never say the crossfit workouts are “fun”. I’ve enjoyed some of them. Most of them hurt.

  23. like … for example … “Drumming exercise”. It may be fun. It may be great for someone with physical challenges. But mostly it’s a gimmick.

  24. I don’t have a problem with workouts that aren’t pushing people to their absolute limit. If the goal is to get people moving then you balance the workout versus making it as much a community thing. I’d rather people do a lighter workout regularly than go to a class that leaves them miserable and say, “fuck that” and never go back.

  25. But, I will say a “fun” workout may be a good way to get people initially into the gym.

  26. The “not authentically gay” attack has already come from the gay left.
    ——————————-
    I remember when Obama wasn’t authentically black. He actually lost a House race to Bobby Rush because of it.

    And then BOOM he was Frederick Douglas when white people started getting behind him.

  27. “I’d like to get kids playing an instrument that they can play all their lives.”

    Shoot me now.

  28. The girl who inspired this … she’s young, and pretty athletic. Or can be. She’s going to the competitor gym in town and I’m irritated. They irritate me.

    Just go with this.

  29. But, I think it’s really about reality and expectations. Going to buts and guts class probably isn’t going to change you much. They’re selling you a product. Playing on your negatives. To transform your body in the manner they’re selling, you have to do more than a 20 min fun workout.

  30. I get annoyed when I see the attempts to make fitness “fun”, especially for kids.

    “Alright everyone, lets do pushups! YAY!”
    “Now we’re going to go for a run! WOOHOO!”

    What’s fun is playing pickup football and winning, or hiking to the top of a mountain in Colorado, or dancing tango all night under the stars, etc. We work out to build up the capabilities to do those things because they are fun, even if the workout isn’t.

  31. “I’d like to get kids playing an instrument that they can play all their lives.”

    This is why the Oriental* kids get violins and pianos. You can’t be a trumpet prodigy, not enough wind until you’re a teenager.

    *I’m taking it back. “Asian” isn’t accurate enough.

  32. Going to buts and guts class probably isn’t going to change you much. They’re selling you a product. Playing on your negatives. To transform your body in the manner they’re selling, you have to do more than a 20 min fun workout.

    Yeah, those classes are about being around other people, not the workout.

  33. Just some fitness programs are so gimmicky …. because let’s be honest, a LOT of people simply don’t want to push themselves that hard. So, in an effort to get business … they up the fun at the expensive of … results.

    Joel Osteen, call your parsonage.

  34. I want to be around people who like to push themselves. I’m a weirdo though.

  35. Yea, Pendejo. It’s similar.

  36. Imma gonna listen to my buddy wiser

    Speaking of gay dudes…

  37. This is why the Oriental* kids get violins and pianos. You can’t be a trumpet prodigy, not enough wind until you’re a teenager.

    *I’m taking it back. “Asian” isn’t accurate enough.

    What’s hilarious is that piano and violin are now so cliched that an oriental kid who plays them doesn’t impress college admissions anymore.

    You’d be better off learning to play bluegrass banjo and writing your essay about the summer your mom took you from New York City to road trip through the South listening to bands and visiting various famous bluegrass venues.

    Meh, learn music because it’s a vital part of being human. Learn to play because it can connect you with your past, and with the people around you. Learn music because it’s fun.

    Also, because chicks dig a guy with a guitar.

  38. Evangelical Church: We’ve turned down the application by a yoga studio to use our basement space. We feel that it would be unchristian to have a hedonistic practice that reeks of paganism and cult-like behavior sharing our space.

    Congregation: Oh well.

    Evangelical Church: However, we are pleased to announce that instead we will be starting up CrossFit classes instead.

  39. shush.

  40. There are actually many crossfit gyms that are Christian. And all are pro-military. Or they are in my experience.

  41. I know. There are also plenty of Christians who like yoga for the exercise benefits. They just ignore the spiritual mumbo-jumbo.

  42. I’m hoping to get Possum interested in violin because my mom has one that she could inherit.

    I want to learn viola at the same time so I can summon the Elder Gods.

  43. The reason I started hiking 20+ years ago is because it was fun. It’s not automatically going to transform your body (although it did that to me, back then), but a few hours of hiking here and there is still a benefit to the body.

    Especially as we get older, ANY kind of regular exercise will assist in balance and strength and help us age gracefully and avoid mobility-ending injuries. Yes, even 20 minutes of dancy-fun every couple days. Research has shown that a few basic exercise moves, done regularly, improves strength, balance, and mobility for old people even if they never exercised before when they were younger. This puts them farther away from the kinds of injuries that shorten their lives.

    ‘Fit’ means different things to different people. Most people just want to maintain their ability to get around and do the things they need to do.

    /geriatric nurse

  44. I need to get another violin and start practicing again. Right now I have a mandolin so that I can keep practicing fingerwork. My sis took my guitar while I was deployed, and I’m pretty sure she never uses it.

  45. I’m not disputing that Lauraw. But a lot of people have goals that do not line up with their regime. I’m not even getting into whether the goals are realistic or admirable.

  46. Fitness industry is a huge marketing scam. That’s pretty much what irritates me.

  47. I’m not disputing that Lauraw.

    Well, I’m just going to proceed as if you are.

    *builds straw-Carin and prepares to joust*

  48. https://tinyurl.com/y3gbbwvd

  49. I’m going to try to bench 400 pounds by tomorrow morning.

    I did three pull ups and a jump squat. On your mom’s face, but it still counts right?

  50. Spotters are for sissies, MJ. Get that PR!

  51. Does Straw-Carin have a nice rack?

  52. Comment by Hotspur on October 30, 2019 11:30 am
    Does Straw-Carin have a nice rack?

    It’s ok, but you should see her ass.

  53. althouse would totes vote for Buttplug.

  54. Speaking of which, she’s got her slobber on for the first ghey preznit, again.

    “Evoking Jesus, Obama said: “If all you’re doing is casting stones, you are probably not going to get that far.”
    There’s a lot of good in his call-out of call-out culture:”

    Please. That is all that f*cker ever did in every aspect of his reign of terror. From Title lX to weaponizing fedzilla to go after his opponents, which he’s still doing.

  55. Well, I’m just going to proceed as if you are.

    *builds straw-Carin and prepares to joust*

    /prancercises away …

  56. Althouse loves her some college-faculty types.

  57. I’m sure if you gathered together college professors from every discipline, you could solve all the world’s problems.

    Theoretically.

  58. Althouse is an idiot.

    I’m sure if you gathered together college professors from every discipline and then dropped them into a pit and sealed it up, you could solve all the world’s problems.

    Fixed it for ya.

  59. I’m 25 mins into a 2 hour interview of Kanye West.

    He’s very smart. But also a little crazy.

    What I find fascinating is that he’s basically free of price ceilings. He can move all production to the US, hire ex cons, build a great manufacturing facility and charge whatever he wants for his shoes.

    Right now, they’re like $4-600 for a pair of sneakers. The person that buys those would pay $800.

  60. Most very smart people are a little crazy.

    Some crazy people are convinced that the eccentricity means they are smart.

    I’m not sure which category I rightfully belong in.

  61. Pretty sure a competent leatherworker would make you bespoke deerhide moccasins for that much, MJ.

  62. I would never buy something like an 800 dollar gym shoe.

    Handmade boots? Yeah.

  63. I would never buy something like an 800 dollar gym shoe.

    What if $800 was for the pair?

  64. I’ve given serious thought to having literal kid gloves made.

  65. I own literal kid gloves. Mom gave them to me. They were hers as a young lady. They go almost to the elbow. Pretty beat up, but so thin and nice. I should just kill them the rest of the way with gardening, but I just keep them for some reason.

  66. Leon, did you see the link I left in the other poat?

  67. heh, gardening with long gloves. Don’t soil your petticoat!

  68. What the eff happened to Roamie today? Leon was dicking bimbos on Monday, so she thinks it’s okay to slough off today?

    This place is going downhill fast. Next thing you know Mare will quit putting out for just anyone.

  69. I know, right? Even the anal insertion of bullwhips has fallen way off lately…

  70. I’ll be back next Monday.

  71. Everyone knows how many bullwhips the regulars have shoved up their asses at any given moment. It’s the newbs that we need to know about.

  72. https://tinyurl.com/4ntukm4

  73. Im going to keep my mouth shut re: Bishes and their voting habits.

    I vote SAMMICH!

    And I just want to say that I am deeply offended by MJ’s patriarchal, misogynistic, hetero normative thesis and think he should be banned, purged and subject to derision and unemployment until tomorrow.

    I can haz sammich now?

  74. First day in MN, we get a call from Pet Paradise. MA is having GI problems. They put her on probiotics. As a Senior Dog, we have to sign a consent letter for treatment. Counselors spent extra time snuggling and cuddling MA.

  75. Hopefully MA is doing better.

  76. And I just want to say that I am deeply offended by MJ’s patriarchal, misogynistic, hetero normative thesis and think he should be banned, purged and subject to derision and unemployment until tomorrow.

    You mean any day ending in Y?

  77. She is on meds and braunschweiger. 16 years. We brought the cold weather with us. She’s using puppy pads today. Windy and cold.

  78. 45 retweeted a photoshop of the doggo that took down Al Baghdadi getting the Medal of Freedom. Tweet was fact checked. Left can’t Meme. Leftists are stoopid.

  79. Biden denied Communion in SC. Real Catholics understand and don’t understand why more Priests aren’t on board with Canon. The comments. Never read the comments.

  80. https://tinyurl.com/y5bqjurv

  81. You mean any day ending in Y?

    Yeah, just those. Not any of the other ones

  82. Sorry about no HHD. Mr. RFH was in a car accident yesterday. He’s fine. Other driver didn’t admit it, but I would bet my next paycheck she was on her damn phone and not paying attention.

  83. Feel more better Mary Ann and Mr. Hydrant.

  84. Yikes, Roamy! I can see where that would force your focus elsewhere…

  85. Glad Mr. RFH is okay.

  86. I bet Roamy would be right. We really need a horn option that is a voice saying “Get off your fucking phone”. Duluth to MSP was ridiculous. Semi driver with the swerve…phone. Every single woman in a crossover SUV…Phone.

  87. SIL got a lawyer about the in-laws will. Dan is shocked. I’m in “I told you so” mode. I could GAF. As far as I am concerned, she can have everything as long as Dan realizes we don’t have to pretend a relationship.

  88. Driving is getting more and more dangerous. Just found this

    – between 2013 and 2017 the number of people with smartphones jumped from 55% to 77%

    – number of car accidents over the same period went from 5.7 million to 6.4 million, an increase of 12%.

  89. Mr. RFH was stopped at a red light, and the other driver just rear-ended him. At least it wasn’t an illegal and she has insurance.

  90. SIL got a lawyer about the in-laws will.

    Oh boy, that’ll make the holidays awkward.

  91. Noticed a lot of motorcycles for sale last summer.

  92. – number of car accidents over the same period went from 5.7 million to 6.4 million, an increase of 12%.

    How well does that correlate to illegal immigration?

  93. Scherzer has crazy eyes.

  94. how does he fit into the blue eye theory?

  95. quite a dancer!

  96. No idea. I knew a girl in college who had one blue eye and one green eye.

  97. Apparently, in addition to the four crowns I’m getting, at some point I’ll need a root canal. I’m hoping it won’t be until after the new year.

  98. Sorry to hear about your hubby, Roamie. Glad he’s ok.

  99. Urrrgh. High of around 40 here today, with a 20 mph wind. Forecast low tonight of 10, which means around 5 at my house. No fun at all.

  100. Dentistry is a scam

  101. Wind and rain coming for Halloween here. Folks are still cleaning up from a nor’easter 2 weeks ago.

  102. Roamy, Dan and I DGAF about SIL and her BS. Cutting loose. We’ve been expecting this for years. She’s lucky that FIL went first. We’re looking forward to breaking all contact. She’s the one that is afraid that we’ll cut her off. Her lame ass lazy hubby is behind this. Bye Felecia.

  103. This week you’ll find out how good the Patriots are.

  104. Yeah, second half of the season is the real competition. Browns ripped off a few big plays in spite of their ineptitude. We’ll see how they deal with a dual threat QB.

  105. All Souls is about the Ofrenda. Nothing about sugar skulls and parties. All about family photos and remembering who came before. The big schism. White people middle class steered toward art on the walls. Only Basura display family pics. I’m torn. Family pics or art? I prefer art.

  106. Trump commercial during the World Series!

    Ha ha, that’s has to sting.

  107. stupid fingers.

  108. $2200 for a Peloton bike? Wow.

  109. And yet Peloton has yet to turn a profit.

  110. Dammit jay, when someone has a cheap bandsaw for sale, you say Interested not Is this still available. Now I’m not first in line.

  111. https://townhall.com/tipsheet/juliorosas/2019/10/29/aoc-gets-flamed-by-republican-after-accusing-gop-of-skipping-work-to-go-to-a-cocktail-party-n2555527/

    More tricks by the Democrats. Occupy all the member’s time, so they can’t attend depositions for impeachment hearings. AOC playing dumb, but she got flamed.

    OK, maybe she’s not playing dumb.

  112. I’m enjoying all the “Epstein didn’t kill himself” memes.

  113. I’m thinking that aoc is a dumb cunt. But I’ll defer to Hotspur’s judgement on this.

  114. Tomorrow makes one week since I poured the countertop. According to the Q&A on their website it’s still supposed to take a month for full hardness, but will be okay for using now, as long as we don’t park heavy stuff on there or hit it with a hammer.

    Back to cooking! So stoked.

    Next project: complete overhaul of kitchen storage contents. No cabinet will be safe. I’m taking everything out of it’s dark lair. If it doesn’t ‘spark joy,’ it’s fucking garbage.

  115. Disturbing echoes rattled Paul.


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