Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. This one is going to be shortchanged, as I worked overtime today, dealt with picking up a car from the shop, and will have to get up in the wee hours to go catch a plane. I like the hunks but not for giving up sleep.
Mr. RFH and I had dinner one night last week at Huddle House. Sober, which I didn’t think was allowed. This song came on, and we sang along, because it was Huddle House, despite being sober.
If you haven’t seen the cartoon, it’s here.
Now for the hunks.
Birthday boy Kevin Sorbo.
With a nice smile.
This was an ad for something. Shows how much I pay attention.
Nice.
Last, but not least.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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First class derp there Sean!
Where’s the memes?
“The memes are coming from inside the house.”
AAAAAAaaaaaahhhhhh ……. !!!!!!
Impeachment Trial Balloon is going nowhere but it is giving thrills up countless legs of Dems and Never Trumpers
“Inquiry”
Yesterday Howie Carr (talk radio) used the Greta “How dare you!” sound bite over and over again throughout the show.
https://tinyurl.com/y2g69woc
So far youtoob hasn’t cut any 5 second clips of it … yet
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I like fake impeachment. All the sizzle but no steak.
Most of the rubes won’t catch on and the media will gladly repeat that Trump has been impeached, I’m guessing.
I really hope the phone call transcript says something like,
‘NANCY PELOSI CAN SUCK MY FAT BALLS’ right in the middle.
… repeat that Trump has been impeached …
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Definitely agree MJ. Good point really. It is now time for them to repeat that ad nauseam until that becomes “common knowledge”
https://www.bostonherald.com/2019/09/24/the-democrats-dangerous-game-against-trump/
Hey, faggottry questioners, Trump ‘s UN speech was excellent. That’s why the insane turds announced an inquiry that night. Total dickless, chumps.
wakey wakey
I’m stocking up on extra sleep. Been doing it all week. You guys don’t want to know how much sleep I’ve been getting.
Is the race this weekend? And forgive me but how long is it? Mudrun or just running?
We start running Friday morning (start time is 5:30). It’s JUST running, but I run six legs for the 200 miles: 6.2 miles, 3 m, 3m, 7.5 miles, 6.2 miles, 7.1 miles.
We should be done sometime Saturday after 4.
I think right after that 7.5 (it’s got hills too) I’m going to start evaluating my life choices.
My fifth run has 377 feet of elevation. I think that’s the leg that is completely flat, then this horrid hill at the end.
Someone make a list of things I need to get at the store.
Kick ass, Carin. This dump doesn’t appreciate losers. Well, obviously, we do — but whatever.
No more paste for mare. She’s gotten all judgy and shit.
I’ll try NOT to increase the loser quotient at the H2.
Too late, Car in!
I will be spending my lunch hour hosted by the Iowa DOT. Have to get my star on the license for air travel. Ironic, huh?
Where is this taking place?
The running thing.
So, evidently enough time has passed that we are buying the products of the companies that we said we would never buy from again.
Oh that’s no good.
I make my wife check for P&G when we buy anything now thanks to Gilette.
That is true, HS.
I bought a bathroom scale at Walmart the other day. I didn’t know anybody else in town that might sell one. I denounce myself.
What is Hotspur babbling about now?
I have a can of Gillette shaving cream, but that’s lasted since before their stupidity. Once it’s gone I’ll find another brand. I don’t drink Busch beers.
BTW, Ram is now an independent company, not part of Dodge. They split because Dodge wanted to focus on cars. Fiat probably made that decision.
Didn’t weigh into my decision, but there it is.
I don’t buy beer at all. And we here in civilization have Meijer and don’t need Wal-Mart.
I bought a Phillips electric razor.
I’m just fucking with you, Jay. I’ve driven imports my entire life. My second car was a British Ford, third car was an Austin Healy, and I’ve been driving foreign cars ever since. Anytime anyone would question why I didn’t drive American, I would just say, “Because American car companies don’t make what I like. Period.”
Other than my first car which was a Chevy, and a Dodge Ram with a Cummins diesel that I bought new in ’94, I’ve owned only foreign cars.
Drive what you like.
True statement is a true statement
Buggerit.
The 21st century gives me a headache.
Creepy Greta is a deep one. No, seriously, she’s a Deep One, got the Innsmouth look and everything.
Comment by Car in on September 25, 2019 8:58 am
I’ll try NOT to increase the loser quotient at the H2.
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This is what I was hoping for…
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trumps-ukraine-call-transcript-read-the-document
…and an hour later, we’re all still laughing.
So, no “PELOSI CAN SUCK MY FAT BALLS” moment?
It’s implied.
OMG. I just made a realization. SO, I had a dream where I went to visit Paula and Jimbro … and I walk in and immediately start talking with Paula, completely ignoring JImbro. Because I didn’t recognize him. BECAUSE IN MY DREAM HE LOOKED LIKE HIS AVATARD. lol.
The shitbirds will counter with “We were talking about the other call.” If I cipher correctly there were two calls. One when the Uke Pres won and one when they won the Uke parliament. I’m hoping that call to the Uke Pres was just a quicky congrats on the win and that they are ready to release that one also.
Love that shit in there about the incompetency of Mueller, draining the swamp and the shitbird Ambassador. The globalist shitbirds are fucking up the entire world and it needs to be stopped.
I assume everyone resembles their avatard.
I resemble a pumpkin far more than I’d like these days.
It’s just weird, because I know what Jimbro looks like – and I’ve never really paid that much attention to his avatard for whatever reason. But yep. That was the dude in my dream.
What about me?
*finger guns
Everybody knows you dont have a mustache Jay.
Haha, if I ever comment on another wordpress site that avatard follows me. I comment on a coin collecting site a few times a year and it looks funny with the rest of the avatars being either coin related or blanks.
So when are you visiting Carin? Should we purchase some extra dog beds for the visit as well?
She’s just gonna keep running when RAGNAR is finished, like Forrest Gump did.
How’s she gonna keep running after the Ragnar when she’s going to die from running the Ragnar?
I don’t look like my avvy. For one I’m in full color instead of B&W.
Haha haaa, that’s funny about the avatar. Now I think about it, it’s probably the reason why I always think Colex is a sad guy or down in the dumps all the time.
She’s going to hit the tip of PEI and then turn around and do it again
LOL. Me and my weird dreams.
I’m probably going to stop running BEFORE the Ragnar is finished. A facedouche friend who has done a ragnar ultra before was just talking me through one of my more difficult runs. Strategies.
I love that phone call. OMG. Just finished reading it.
Pres: BUDDY.
Pres: YO!!! HA HA HAAA! WOOO!
Pres: RIGHT??!
Pres: Hey, we’re recalling that ambassador. She’s a dumb bitch.
Pres: I KNOW, RIGHT??! Such a dumb bitch.
Pres: I got a good feeling about your future, man.
Pres: *dap*
https://kunstler.com/clusterfuck-nation/the-odor-of-desperation-2/
Yea, good luck on those Impeachment proceedings, and the reaction on election day …
Haha haaa, that’s funny about the avatar. Now I think about it, it’s probably the reason why I always think Colex is a sad guy or down in the dumps all the time.
Well, I am, but I’m not as thin and scrawny as Sad Hipster.
Let me just get this out there. Jimbro is kind of creepy in person.
I tried to be nice, for Paula’s sake.
Finally found someone to turn the field of weeds into a field of hay.
His estimate was $15k. Seems… high.
Have I mentioned how easy it was to grow Pot? Did mention that I am growing two plants? It grows … like a weed.
/just saying
Wasn’t she just married to someone? So, she breaks up with a girlfriend of two months, and we’re supposed to admire how she just *somehow* soldiers on.
https://www.eonline.com/news/1075478/miley-cyrus-sings-her-heart-out-at-iheartradio-music-festival-after-kaitlynn-carter-breakup?fbclid=IwAR04cUn4oYcySPKdPccLxhXFhgSiIHCCJ1lhN4s02QExNByxdFtuNc0SRHM
BECAUSE IN MY DREAM HE LOOKED LIKE HIS AVATARD. lol.
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Wait, he doesn’t?
Hoo boy, if I ever meet Jay I’m in for a big surprise.
For the record, I do, in fact, look like my avatar.
I can’t feed weed to horses, nor sell it to humans in good conscience.
Is the 15 grand a one and done? Any follow up care for the sum?
Let me just get this out there. Jimbro is kind of creepy in person.
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My avatard not only has 2 eyes but also has teeth
We have mowing and baling secured already, and hay fields last decades if managed well, so one and done, but it’s spraying, mowing, tilling to 6″, seeds, and drill seeding 7.87 acres.
I’d be a hay producer after that, not a consumer. Probably net a few hundred $$ on the excess produced each year.
I look my avatar as well, 10 years on.
15 grand seems like someone trying to pull a fast one on someone who they perceive to be naïve. For that much money I’d expect every landscaping job in my yard to be done. And a reach around.
The seeds alone would be $3k. No idea how much the herbicide will cost, but it’s not cheap either. He might be inflating it. We’re thinking of doing it in the spring instead so the power line guys don’t trample the new field as it’s being seeded, so that gives us time to get a second estimate.
Miley Cyrus is a skanky attention whore.
Now, I’m about 99.9% sure she was sexually abused at some point in her very early life. You cannot be that sexually out there at 13 unless you’ve seen, heard or participated in some horrible stuff.
She’s gone the extra yard trying to be a porny girl so I’m not sympathetic to her origin story.
Also, CAULK!
How can the seeds run $3? Is he buying them in packages at Whole Foods?
$3k, even
Beasnsnsnsns, remember when I couldn’t believe Greta was 16? Evidently, she’s had an eating disorder and therefore had bouts of malnourishment making her smaller than normal.
My sister’s first car was an Arrow. That song was on her cruising cassette. I H8 that song. LOLGF. (My mom would make me tag along with my sister and her friends. She thought I would put the brakes on “Drugs and wild behavior” I would take a book and a flashlight)
Mare!!!! Reading comments at the HQ, pretty good case for FAS as well. (Fetal Alcohol Syndrome)
I read the transcript too.
I’m pretty biased but I’m not seeing how this is anything other than a normal conversation.
WTF are people talking about? Besides, Biden is toast. The minute people saw him for the first time in 4 years they noticed he looked old and doddering.
Mittens is concerned, though. LOLGFMUWL.
8 acres of pasture mix is like 3 tons of grass/alfalfa seed, Jay.
Don’t interrupt the left while they are eating their bag of dicks.
Watching Greta makes me want to drink … so there’s that.
Mitt Romney is a C**T!!
MARE! Check out islamicat on Twitter.
🤣🤣🤣 DNC server outed in transcript. Seth Rich
What did ROmney do now?
High fives Oso…AGAIN!
Pass the dicks, please.
–Nancy Pelosi
He’s bagging on 45. Still can’t get over the fact that Trump won. Utah’s McCain. Principled non-crass wing of the GOP. BLERGH
Romney is a carpetbagging twatwaffle. I’m still pissed that we had to vote for his flatulent clusterfuck dick in the ass in 2012.
I still can’t understand why Romney would take a job as a Senator after losing the presidency.
I guess he’s setting up his kid. It’s the only thing I can think of.
Principled non-crass wing of the GOP
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I’m assuming you’re being sarcastic.
This may be the greatest thing I’ve seen in weeks:
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js
BLERGH is my / tag
Oh, gotcha. I forgot to speak Oso.
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js
Yes!!!
I love the way Trump treats the press with utter disdain. Fuckers. Make them live by their own rules. Poor kid, Carson King, just trying to make money for kids with cancer. Cancel culture MFers.
Comment by Car in on September 25, 2019 1:08 pm
Have I mentioned how easy it was to grow Pot?
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Why are you growing pot? A little extra income from the dishwasher set? Bribing suitors for the daughter? Homeopathic remedy for after a long run? Keeps Moose mellow?
Finally trying Pupster’s keto bread recipe today. And another one, as an experiment.
Jewstin is having a birthday. Tushar follows Islamicat on Twitter. H2 approved
3 tons of seed, 3 tons of naturally processed animal fertilizer, same thing.
J’ames, my experience with Dodge. We like the Durango, don’t need the Third seat. Dodge: resell. Us: We aren’t worried about resell. Don’t need the third seat. Buy it and store for resell. Oso: Take off the 700 dollars and you store for resell. Long story short, we bought an Xterra.
I’m still on overnights. Inventory is this weekend. Our schedule is so jacked it looks like Spanish mass on three hour sleep for Oso. Dan is not a fan of the Hablo.
“I said ‘Latin mass’, ‘LATIN mass’…”
I sold your mom some seed.
“sold”
Dan had a skin cancer removed yesterday. His doc is my cousin. She is the HIPAA poster child. I had to wish her and her husband happy birthday through text. Not facedouche.
You buying used or new?
Sigh. Ten years in this job and I still see the same stupid mistakes on paperwork submitted. I need to get outta here.
Finally trying Pupster’s keto bread recipe today. And another one, as an experiment.
The almond flour and cheese deal? It’s been a long time since I made fake bread.
Almond flour and whipped egg whites – the bread, not the pizza dough. I made two mini-loaves and put the slices in the freezer for convenience. I’ll be making the calzones and crackers and stuff with the mozzarella dough soon too.
The other recipe I tried is called ‘Soul bread’. It has a lot of cream cheese and eggs in it, and uses whey as the ‘flour.’ I didn’t have whey protein powder and I don’t want to use whey, anyway. So I subbed some collagen powder (hey, protein for protein, right?) and added some psyllium powder to bulk it up a little bit.
It looked gorgeous, tall and fluffy. As soon as I took it out of the oven it started to slowly and hilariously deflate into a shriveled mass right before my eyes. I sliced a bit off. The crust is delicious and bready. The inside has a slippery slimy texture, like fresh snot. Tasted okay but you just can’t stand to have it in your mouth. I laughed when it deflated and again when I tasted it, so weird. Oh well.
No whey? Why not?
Leon, 15K seems like a pretty sizable part of a used tractor and some accoutrements.
I assume everyone resembles their avatard.
You would be correct.
*scratches flaky scalp*
*farts*
But not the seeds or the herbicide. I’d only need the drill seeder, sprayer, and tiller once.
Evidently, she’s had an eating disorder and therefore had bouts of malnourishment making her smaller than normal.
Her brain as well.
But you can’t criticize because VIRGIN MARY!!
. The inside has a slippery slimy texture, like fresh snot. Tasted okay but you just can’t stand to have it in your mouth.
Calling Xbrad. Please pick up the red courtesy phone.
I don’t remember, Pupster. I read something bad about it somewhere. Maybe digestibility? No remember, but for some reason I trust my faulty memory.
Reminds me of your mom….
https://tinyurl.com/y4rsy4do
Reminds me of your sister….
https://tinyurl.com/y5urgdse
Mitt Romney thought the UkraineTrain would be his ride to winnersville if he hopped on. He chose poorly.
https://tinyurl.com/y66jdcqj
New Proof of Life pic.
Not that I plan on going viral anytime soon but the whole Carson King thing makes me glad I signed up for an app called Jumbo.
https://fossbytes.com/jumbo-ios-app-features/
Tweets older than 30 days are deleted and stored. I don’t actually tweet much of anything original, occasional retweet something that makes me laugh. So I’m surely a criminal in the eyes of many losers. Anyway, Jumbo is probably a scam run by the NSA so please visit me in the internment camp and bring a fruitcake (with a file baked in it).
Niiiiiiiice, Alex. You look very suave! I thought you were part of the HHD picture grouping. HUZZAH!!
I feel bad my kids can’t run for office because of the crap I’ve written here,
Calm down, Mare.
Get fired up mare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just kidding. Calm your tits.
CAULK for every pot.
or a kitten.
🐈 killed it.
We gotta leave here for a jerb in New York State in 9 hours and I’m wide freakin’ awake.
Better go try to sleep and see what happens.
goodnight hotsausages
Druids encircled Roland’s palace.