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Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. This one is going to be shortchanged, as I worked overtime today, dealt with picking up a car from the shop, and will have to get up in the wee hours to go catch a plane. I like the hunks but not for giving up sleep.
Mr. RFH and I had dinner one night last week at Huddle House. Sober, which I didn’t think was allowed. This song came on, and we sang along, because it was Huddle House, despite being sober.

If you haven’t seen the cartoon, it’s here.
Now for the hunks.


Birthday boy Kevin Sorbo.

With a nice smile.

This was an ad for something. Shows how much I pay attention.

Nice.

Last, but not least.

Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.

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September 25, 2019
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, bacon, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Earworm dammit, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, macadamia, Oso made me do it!!!!, Rumpus Room Rumba, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant

135 Comments

  1. Comment by Jimbro on September 25, 2019 6:32 am

    First class derp there Sean!

  2. Comment by Jimbro on September 25, 2019 6:33 am

    Where’s the memes?

  3. Comment by Jimbro on September 25, 2019 6:35 am

    “The memes are coming from inside the house.”

    AAAAAAaaaaaahhhhhh ……. !!!!!!

  4. Comment by Jimbro on September 25, 2019 6:37 am

    Impeachment Trial Balloon is going nowhere but it is giving thrills up countless legs of Dems and Never Trumpers

    “Inquiry”

  5. Comment by Jimbro on September 25, 2019 6:45 am

    Yesterday Howie Carr (talk radio) used the Greta “How dare you!” sound bite over and over again throughout the show.

    https://tinyurl.com/y2g69woc

    So far youtoob hasn’t cut any 5 second clips of it … yet

  6. Comment by Jimbro on September 25, 2019 6:45 am

    6

  7. Comment by MJ on September 25, 2019 6:46 am

    I like fake impeachment. All the sizzle but no steak.

    Most of the rubes won’t catch on and the media will gladly repeat that Trump has been impeached, I’m guessing.

  8. Comment by MJ on September 25, 2019 6:49 am

    I really hope the phone call transcript says something like,

    ‘NANCY PELOSI CAN SUCK MY FAT BALLS’ right in the middle.

  9. Comment by Jimbro on September 25, 2019 6:56 am

    … repeat that Trump has been impeached …
    ——
    Definitely agree MJ. Good point really. It is now time for them to repeat that ad nauseam until that becomes “common knowledge”

  10. Comment by Jimbro on September 25, 2019 7:02 am

    https://www.bostonherald.com/2019/09/24/the-democrats-dangerous-game-against-trump/

  11. Comment by mare on September 25, 2019 7:17 am

    Hey, faggottry questioners, Trump ‘s UN speech was excellent. That’s why the insane turds announced an inquiry that night. Total dickless, chumps.

  12. Comment by Car in on September 25, 2019 7:53 am

    wakey wakey

  13. Comment by Car in on September 25, 2019 7:54 am

    I’m stocking up on extra sleep. Been doing it all week. You guys don’t want to know how much sleep I’ve been getting.

  14. Comment by mare on September 25, 2019 8:07 am

    Is the race this weekend? And forgive me but how long is it? Mudrun or just running?

  15. Comment by Car in on September 25, 2019 8:10 am

    We start running Friday morning (start time is 5:30). It’s JUST running, but I run six legs for the 200 miles: 6.2 miles, 3 m, 3m, 7.5 miles, 6.2 miles, 7.1 miles.

    We should be done sometime Saturday after 4.

  16. Comment by Car in on September 25, 2019 8:11 am

    I think right after that 7.5 (it’s got hills too) I’m going to start evaluating my life choices.

  17. Comment by Car in on September 25, 2019 8:12 am

    My fifth run has 377 feet of elevation. I think that’s the leg that is completely flat, then this horrid hill at the end.

  18. Comment by Car in on September 25, 2019 8:22 am

    Someone make a list of things I need to get at the store.

  19. Comment by mare on September 25, 2019 8:52 am

    Kick ass, Carin. This dump doesn’t appreciate losers. Well, obviously, we do — but whatever.

  20. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 25, 2019 8:56 am

    No more paste for mare. She’s gotten all judgy and shit.

  21. Comment by Car in on September 25, 2019 8:58 am

    I’ll try NOT to increase the loser quotient at the H2.

  22. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 25, 2019 8:59 am

    Too late, Car in!

  23. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 25, 2019 9:00 am

    I will be spending my lunch hour hosted by the Iowa DOT. Have to get my star on the license for air travel. Ironic, huh?

  24. Comment by MJ on September 25, 2019 9:02 am

    Where is this taking place?

    The running thing.

  25. Comment by Hotspur on September 25, 2019 9:34 am

    So, evidently enough time has passed that we are buying the products of the companies that we said we would never buy from again.

  26. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 25, 2019 9:40 am

    Oh that’s no good.

    I make my wife check for P&G when we buy anything now thanks to Gilette.

  27. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 25, 2019 9:43 am

    That is true, HS.

  28. Comment by Pendejo on September 25, 2019 9:45 am

    I bought a bathroom scale at Walmart the other day. I didn’t know anybody else in town that might sell one. I denounce myself.

  29. Comment by lauraw on September 25, 2019 9:49 am

    What is Hotspur babbling about now?

  30. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on September 25, 2019 9:52 am

    I have a can of Gillette shaving cream, but that’s lasted since before their stupidity. Once it’s gone I’ll find another brand. I don’t drink Busch beers.

  31. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 25, 2019 9:53 am

    BTW, Ram is now an independent company, not part of Dodge. They split because Dodge wanted to focus on cars. Fiat probably made that decision.

    Didn’t weigh into my decision, but there it is.

  32. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 25, 2019 9:56 am

    I don’t buy beer at all. And we here in civilization have Meijer and don’t need Wal-Mart.

    I bought a Phillips electric razor.

  33. Comment by Hotspur on September 25, 2019 10:02 am

    I’m just fucking with you, Jay. I’ve driven imports my entire life. My second car was a British Ford, third car was an Austin Healy, and I’ve been driving foreign cars ever since. Anytime anyone would question why I didn’t drive American, I would just say, “Because American car companies don’t make what I like. Period.”

    Other than my first car which was a Chevy, and a Dodge Ram with a Cummins diesel that I bought new in ’94, I’ve owned only foreign cars.

    Drive what you like.

  34. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 25, 2019 10:04 am

    True statement is a true statement

  35. Comment by Brother Cavil on September 25, 2019 10:18 am

    Buggerit.

    The 21st century gives me a headache.

    Creepy Greta is a deep one. No, seriously, she’s a Deep One, got the Innsmouth look and everything.

  36. Comment by mare on September 25, 2019 10:27 am

    Comment by Car in on September 25, 2019 8:58 am
    I’ll try NOT to increase the loser quotient at the H2.

    ———

    This is what I was hoping for…

  37. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on September 25, 2019 10:29 am

    https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trumps-ukraine-call-transcript-read-the-document

  38. Comment by Brother Cavil on September 25, 2019 11:31 am

    …and an hour later, we’re all still laughing.

  39. Comment by Jimbro on September 25, 2019 11:42 am

    So, no “PELOSI CAN SUCK MY FAT BALLS” moment?

  40. Comment by Hotspur on September 25, 2019 11:47 am

    It’s implied.

  41. Comment by Car in on September 25, 2019 11:50 am

    OMG. I just made a realization. SO, I had a dream where I went to visit Paula and Jimbro … and I walk in and immediately start talking with Paula, completely ignoring JImbro. Because I didn’t recognize him. BECAUSE IN MY DREAM HE LOOKED LIKE HIS AVATARD. lol.

  42. Comment by TeeRoy Jenkins on September 25, 2019 11:51 am

    The shitbirds will counter with “We were talking about the other call.” If I cipher correctly there were two calls. One when the Uke Pres won and one when they won the Uke parliament. I’m hoping that call to the Uke Pres was just a quicky congrats on the win and that they are ready to release that one also.

    Love that shit in there about the incompetency of Mueller, draining the swamp and the shitbird Ambassador. The globalist shitbirds are fucking up the entire world and it needs to be stopped.

  43. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on September 25, 2019 11:51 am

    I assume everyone resembles their avatard.

  44. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 25, 2019 12:03 pm

    I resemble a pumpkin far more than I’d like these days.

  45. Comment by Car in on September 25, 2019 12:07 pm

    It’s just weird, because I know what Jimbro looks like – and I’ve never really paid that much attention to his avatard for whatever reason. But yep. That was the dude in my dream.

  46. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 25, 2019 12:16 pm

    What about me?

    *finger guns

  47. Comment by TeeRoy Jenkins on September 25, 2019 12:18 pm

    Everybody knows you dont have a mustache Jay.

  48. Comment by Jimbro on September 25, 2019 12:20 pm

    Haha, if I ever comment on another wordpress site that avatard follows me. I comment on a coin collecting site a few times a year and it looks funny with the rest of the avatars being either coin related or blanks.

  49. Comment by Jimbro on September 25, 2019 12:21 pm

    So when are you visiting Carin? Should we purchase some extra dog beds for the visit as well?

  50. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 25, 2019 12:28 pm

    She’s just gonna keep running when RAGNAR is finished, like Forrest Gump did.

  51. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on September 25, 2019 12:47 pm

    How’s she gonna keep running after the Ragnar when she’s going to die from running the Ragnar?

  52. Comment by Brother Cavil on September 25, 2019 12:49 pm

    I don’t look like my avvy. For one I’m in full color instead of B&W.

  53. Comment by lauraw on September 25, 2019 12:49 pm

    Haha haaa, that’s funny about the avatar. Now I think about it, it’s probably the reason why I always think Colex is a sad guy or down in the dumps all the time.

  54. Comment by Jimbro on September 25, 2019 12:49 pm

    She’s going to hit the tip of PEI and then turn around and do it again

  55. Comment by Car in on September 25, 2019 12:50 pm

    LOL. Me and my weird dreams.

    I’m probably going to stop running BEFORE the Ragnar is finished. A facedouche friend who has done a ragnar ultra before was just talking me through one of my more difficult runs. Strategies.

  56. Comment by lauraw on September 25, 2019 12:55 pm

    I love that phone call. OMG. Just finished reading it.

    Pres: BUDDY.
    Pres: YO!!! HA HA HAAA! WOOO!
    Pres: RIGHT??!
    Pres: Hey, we’re recalling that ambassador. She’s a dumb bitch.
    Pres: I KNOW, RIGHT??! Such a dumb bitch.
    Pres: I got a good feeling about your future, man.
    Pres: *dap*

  57. Comment by Jimbro on September 25, 2019 12:57 pm

    https://kunstler.com/clusterfuck-nation/the-odor-of-desperation-2/

  58. Comment by Car in on September 25, 2019 12:58 pm

    Yea, good luck on those Impeachment proceedings, and the reaction on election day …

  59. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on September 25, 2019 1:00 pm

    Haha haaa, that’s funny about the avatar. Now I think about it, it’s probably the reason why I always think Colex is a sad guy or down in the dumps all the time.

    Well, I am, but I’m not as thin and scrawny as Sad Hipster.

  60. Comment by Car in on September 25, 2019 1:03 pm

    Let me just get this out there. Jimbro is kind of creepy in person.

    I tried to be nice, for Paula’s sake.

  61. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 25, 2019 1:04 pm

    Finally found someone to turn the field of weeds into a field of hay.

    His estimate was $15k. Seems… high.

  62. Comment by Car in on September 25, 2019 1:08 pm

    Have I mentioned how easy it was to grow Pot? Did mention that I am growing two plants? It grows … like a weed.

    /just saying

  63. Comment by Car in on September 25, 2019 1:10 pm

    Wasn’t she just married to someone? So, she breaks up with a girlfriend of two months, and we’re supposed to admire how she just *somehow* soldiers on.

    https://www.eonline.com/news/1075478/miley-cyrus-sings-her-heart-out-at-iheartradio-music-festival-after-kaitlynn-carter-breakup?fbclid=IwAR04cUn4oYcySPKdPccLxhXFhgSiIHCCJ1lhN4s02QExNByxdFtuNc0SRHM

  64. Comment by mare on September 25, 2019 1:26 pm

    BECAUSE IN MY DREAM HE LOOKED LIKE HIS AVATARD. lol.

    ——–

    Wait, he doesn’t?

    Hoo boy, if I ever meet Jay I’m in for a big surprise.

  65. Comment by mare on September 25, 2019 1:29 pm

    For the record, I do, in fact, look like my avatar.

  66. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 25, 2019 1:41 pm

    I can’t feed weed to horses, nor sell it to humans in good conscience.

  67. Comment by Jimbro on September 25, 2019 1:49 pm

    Is the 15 grand a one and done? Any follow up care for the sum?

  68. Comment by Jimbro on September 25, 2019 1:50 pm

    Let me just get this out there. Jimbro is kind of creepy in person.
    ——-
    My avatard not only has 2 eyes but also has teeth

  69. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 25, 2019 1:52 pm

    We have mowing and baling secured already, and hay fields last decades if managed well, so one and done, but it’s spraying, mowing, tilling to 6″, seeds, and drill seeding 7.87 acres.

    I’d be a hay producer after that, not a consumer. Probably net a few hundred $$ on the excess produced each year.

  70. Comment by Pupster on September 25, 2019 1:54 pm

    I look my avatar as well, 10 years on.

  71. Comment by Jimbro on September 25, 2019 1:54 pm

    15 grand seems like someone trying to pull a fast one on someone who they perceive to be naïve. For that much money I’d expect every landscaping job in my yard to be done. And a reach around.

  72. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 25, 2019 1:58 pm

    The seeds alone would be $3k. No idea how much the herbicide will cost, but it’s not cheap either. He might be inflating it. We’re thinking of doing it in the spring instead so the power line guys don’t trample the new field as it’s being seeded, so that gives us time to get a second estimate.

  73. Comment by mare on September 25, 2019 2:00 pm

    Miley Cyrus is a skanky attention whore.

    Now, I’m about 99.9% sure she was sexually abused at some point in her very early life. You cannot be that sexually out there at 13 unless you’ve seen, heard or participated in some horrible stuff.

    She’s gone the extra yard trying to be a porny girl so I’m not sympathetic to her origin story.

  74. Comment by mare on September 25, 2019 2:01 pm

    Also, CAULK!

  75. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 25, 2019 2:20 pm

    How can the seeds run $3? Is he buying them in packages at Whole Foods?

  76. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 25, 2019 2:20 pm

    $3k, even

  77. Comment by mare on September 25, 2019 2:25 pm

    Beasnsnsnsns, remember when I couldn’t believe Greta was 16? Evidently, she’s had an eating disorder and therefore had bouts of malnourishment making her smaller than normal.

  78. Comment by osoloco11 on September 25, 2019 2:26 pm

    My sister’s first car was an Arrow. That song was on her cruising cassette. I H8 that song. LOLGF. (My mom would make me tag along with my sister and her friends. She thought I would put the brakes on “Drugs and wild behavior” I would take a book and a flashlight)

  79. Comment by osoloco11 on September 25, 2019 2:27 pm

    Mare!!!! Reading comments at the HQ, pretty good case for FAS as well. (Fetal Alcohol Syndrome)

  80. Comment by MJ on September 25, 2019 2:32 pm

    I read the transcript too.

    I’m pretty biased but I’m not seeing how this is anything other than a normal conversation.

    WTF are people talking about? Besides, Biden is toast. The minute people saw him for the first time in 4 years they noticed he looked old and doddering.

  81. Comment by MJ on September 25, 2019 2:34 pm

    Mittens is concerned, though. LOLGFMUWL.

  82. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 25, 2019 2:38 pm

    8 acres of pasture mix is like 3 tons of grass/alfalfa seed, Jay.

  83. Comment by Hotspur on September 25, 2019 2:40 pm

    Don’t interrupt the left while they are eating their bag of dicks.

  84. Comment by Car in on September 25, 2019 2:40 pm

    Watching Greta makes me want to drink … so there’s that.

  85. Comment by mare on September 25, 2019 2:41 pm

    Mitt Romney is a C**T!!

  86. Comment by osoloco11 on September 25, 2019 2:43 pm

    MARE! Check out islamicat on Twitter.

  87. Comment by osoloco11 on September 25, 2019 2:43 pm

    🤣🤣🤣 DNC server outed in transcript. Seth Rich

  88. Comment by Car in on September 25, 2019 2:44 pm

    What did ROmney do now?

  89. Comment by mare on September 25, 2019 2:47 pm

    High fives Oso…AGAIN!

  90. Comment by MJ on September 25, 2019 2:47 pm

    Pass the dicks, please.

    –Nancy Pelosi

  91. Comment by osoloco11 on September 25, 2019 2:57 pm

    He’s bagging on 45. Still can’t get over the fact that Trump won. Utah’s McCain. Principled non-crass wing of the GOP. BLERGH

  92. Comment by Hotspur on September 25, 2019 3:02 pm

    Romney is a carpetbagging twatwaffle. I’m still pissed that we had to vote for his flatulent clusterfuck dick in the ass in 2012.

  93. Comment by MJ on September 25, 2019 3:07 pm

    I still can’t understand why Romney would take a job as a Senator after losing the presidency.

    I guess he’s setting up his kid. It’s the only thing I can think of.

  94. Comment by mare on September 25, 2019 3:08 pm

    Principled non-crass wing of the GOP

    ——–

    I’m assuming you’re being sarcastic.

  95. Comment by mare on September 25, 2019 3:10 pm

    This may be the greatest thing I’ve seen in weeks:

    Vile, Brexit-inspired Pusslim abuse caught on camera. Fortunately, this brother was quick to initiate defensive jee-had, meowshallah pic.twitter.com/JFFFsQcUfI

    — Islamicat 💣😾🕌 (@_Islamicat) September 25, 2019

    https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

  96. Comment by osoloco11 on September 25, 2019 3:18 pm

    BLERGH is my / tag

  97. Comment by mare on September 25, 2019 3:27 pm

    Oh, gotcha. I forgot to speak Oso.

  98. Comment by mare on September 25, 2019 3:33 pm

    So have Dems completely given up on "Trump is a Russian spy, and is colluding with Putin," to instead pursue, "Trump is colluding with Ukraine, Russia's enemy"?

    — Harry Khachatrian (@Harry1T6) September 25, 2019

    https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

  99. Comment by osoloco11 on September 25, 2019 3:38 pm

    Yes!!!

  100. Comment by osoloco11 on September 25, 2019 3:41 pm

    I love the way Trump treats the press with utter disdain. Fuckers. Make them live by their own rules. Poor kid, Carson King, just trying to make money for kids with cancer. Cancel culture MFers.

  101. Comment by PepeLp on September 25, 2019 3:44 pm

    Comment by Car in on September 25, 2019 1:08 pm
    Have I mentioned how easy it was to grow Pot?
    =======

    Why are you growing pot? A little extra income from the dishwasher set? Bribing suitors for the daughter? Homeopathic remedy for after a long run? Keeps Moose mellow?

  102. Comment by lauraw on September 25, 2019 3:50 pm

    Finally trying Pupster’s keto bread recipe today. And another one, as an experiment.

  103. Comment by osoloco11 on September 25, 2019 3:50 pm

    Jewstin is having a birthday. Tushar follows Islamicat on Twitter. H2 approved

  104. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 25, 2019 4:11 pm

    3 tons of seed, 3 tons of naturally processed animal fertilizer, same thing.

  105. Comment by osoloco11 on September 25, 2019 4:17 pm

    J’ames, my experience with Dodge. We like the Durango, don’t need the Third seat. Dodge: resell. Us: We aren’t worried about resell. Don’t need the third seat. Buy it and store for resell. Oso: Take off the 700 dollars and you store for resell. Long story short, we bought an Xterra.

  106. Comment by osoloco11 on September 25, 2019 4:50 pm

    I’m still on overnights. Inventory is this weekend. Our schedule is so jacked it looks like Spanish mass on three hour sleep for Oso. Dan is not a fan of the Hablo.

  107. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on September 25, 2019 5:07 pm

    “I said ‘Latin mass’, ‘LATIN mass’…”

  108. Comment by Hotspur on September 25, 2019 5:16 pm

    I sold your mom some seed.

  109. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 25, 2019 5:27 pm

    “sold”

  110. Comment by osoloco11 on September 25, 2019 5:31 pm

    Dan had a skin cancer removed yesterday. His doc is my cousin. She is the HIPAA poster child. I had to wish her and her husband happy birthday through text. Not facedouche.

  111. Comment by scott on September 25, 2019 5:31 pm

    You buying used or new?

  112. Comment by Brother Cavil on September 25, 2019 5:40 pm

    Sigh. Ten years in this job and I still see the same stupid mistakes on paperwork submitted. I need to get outta here.

  113. Comment by Pupster on September 25, 2019 5:49 pm

    Finally trying Pupster’s keto bread recipe today. And another one, as an experiment.

    The almond flour and cheese deal? It’s been a long time since I made fake bread.

  114. Comment by lauraw on September 25, 2019 6:10 pm

    Almond flour and whipped egg whites – the bread, not the pizza dough. I made two mini-loaves and put the slices in the freezer for convenience. I’ll be making the calzones and crackers and stuff with the mozzarella dough soon too.

  115. Comment by lauraw on September 25, 2019 6:25 pm

    The other recipe I tried is called ‘Soul bread’. It has a lot of cream cheese and eggs in it, and uses whey as the ‘flour.’ I didn’t have whey protein powder and I don’t want to use whey, anyway. So I subbed some collagen powder (hey, protein for protein, right?) and added some psyllium powder to bulk it up a little bit.

    It looked gorgeous, tall and fluffy. As soon as I took it out of the oven it started to slowly and hilariously deflate into a shriveled mass right before my eyes. I sliced a bit off. The crust is delicious and bready. The inside has a slippery slimy texture, like fresh snot. Tasted okay but you just can’t stand to have it in your mouth. I laughed when it deflated and again when I tasted it, so weird. Oh well.

  116. Comment by Pupster on September 25, 2019 6:41 pm

    No whey? Why not?

  117. Comment by Pupster on September 25, 2019 6:52 pm

    Leon, 15K seems like a pretty sizable part of a used tractor and some accoutrements.

  118. Comment by beasn on September 25, 2019 6:57 pm

    I assume everyone resembles their avatard.

    You would be correct.

    *scratches flaky scalp*

    *farts*

  119. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 25, 2019 7:00 pm

    But not the seeds or the herbicide. I’d only need the drill seeder, sprayer, and tiller once.

  120. Comment by beasn on September 25, 2019 7:03 pm

    Evidently, she’s had an eating disorder and therefore had bouts of malnourishment making her smaller than normal.

    Her brain as well.
    But you can’t criticize because VIRGIN MARY!!

  121. Comment by Car in on September 25, 2019 7:05 pm

    . The inside has a slippery slimy texture, like fresh snot. Tasted okay but you just can’t stand to have it in your mouth.

    Calling Xbrad. Please pick up the red courtesy phone.

  122. Comment by lauraw on September 25, 2019 7:06 pm

    I don’t remember, Pupster. I read something bad about it somewhere. Maybe digestibility? No remember, but for some reason I trust my faulty memory.

  123. Comment by PepeLp on September 25, 2019 7:10 pm

    Reminds me of your mom….
    https://tinyurl.com/y4rsy4do

    Reminds me of your sister….
    https://tinyurl.com/y5urgdse

  124. Comment by mare on September 25, 2019 7:18 pm

    Mitt Romney thought the UkraineTrain would be his ride to winnersville if he hopped on. He chose poorly.
    https://tinyurl.com/y66jdcqj

  125. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on September 25, 2019 7:47 pm

    New Proof of Life pic.

  126. Comment by Jimbro on September 25, 2019 8:11 pm

    Not that I plan on going viral anytime soon but the whole Carson King thing makes me glad I signed up for an app called Jumbo.

    https://fossbytes.com/jumbo-ios-app-features/

    Tweets older than 30 days are deleted and stored. I don’t actually tweet much of anything original, occasional retweet something that makes me laugh. So I’m surely a criminal in the eyes of many losers. Anyway, Jumbo is probably a scam run by the NSA so please visit me in the internment camp and bring a fruitcake (with a file baked in it).

  127. Comment by mare on September 25, 2019 8:12 pm

    Niiiiiiiice, Alex. You look very suave! I thought you were part of the HHD picture grouping. HUZZAH!!

  128. Comment by mare on September 25, 2019 8:13 pm

    I feel bad my kids can’t run for office because of the crap I’ve written here,

  129. Comment by lauraw on September 25, 2019 8:15 pm

    Calm down, Mare.

  130. Comment by MJ on September 25, 2019 8:27 pm

    Get fired up mare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Just kidding. Calm your tits.

  131. Comment by scott on September 25, 2019 9:15 pm

    CAULK for every pot.

  132. Comment by scott on September 25, 2019 9:59 pm

    or a kitten.

  133. Comment by Pendejo on September 25, 2019 11:14 pm

    🐈 killed it.

  134. Comment by lauraw on September 26, 2019 12:10 am

    We gotta leave here for a jerb in New York State in 9 hours and I’m wide freakin’ awake.

    Better go try to sleep and see what happens.

    goodnight hotsausages

  135. Comment by Sean M. on September 26, 2019 4:06 am

    Druids encircled Roland’s palace.


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