Memegrass

Today, we have a new music category!

I may not survive to write more posts, so enjoy it while you can!

He does a cool version of Gallows Pole, too.

BoughtThisPrisonBus

CanIGetAReddsAppleAle

HappyBirthdayDick

IJustBoughtANewJeep

ImLookingToAdoptAKid

JakeFrommStateFarm

JustBurned3000Calories

RaceCardHasBeenDeclined

SomePeopleWontAdmitTheirFaults

StevieNicksMadeHerEx

WhenItsBeenARuffDay

YoureCurrentlyFailingYourEthicsClass

Applause? TURN IT UP!

DontForgetToTipYourServer

151 Comments

  1. Foist biotch

  2. So we’re a meme blog now. OK!

  3. wakey wakey

  4. Memes are a cheap substitute for content.

  5. I liked “Gallows Pole” better than “Mexican Cowboy”. Probably because it’s a Child Ballad or I’m racist.

  6. So are boobs, fags, and freaks. What’s your point?

  7. MJ, meme blogs are the best blogs. So shut your little bitch mouth.

  8. Mexican Pole

  9. When did this chat room ever have “content?”

  10. See? Y’all looked at that and took it as a slight.

    Content is overrated. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

  11. And I like the memes, too. Favorite today is tipping the server.

  12. Are we a country music blog now?

  13. MJ, meme blogs are the best blogs. So shut your little bitch mouth.
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    https://giphy.com/gifs/gngO1gmBhS9na/fullscreen

  14. memes = lazy

    See? Simple

  15. roamy I liked the familiarity of Gallows Pole, combined with the presentation. Mexican Cowboy was just fun. I like what little I’ve heard of Willie Watson.

    *hopes he has a Tool cover, so Car in will settle down

  16. * open blog door…looks inside….closes door and walks away

  17. libs on facebook aren’t happy:

    Not really thrilled to see Schiff and others saying Trump “crossed the Rubicon” with this Ukraine thing given that Caesar got away with it.

    And

    I mean he didn’t necessarily “get away” with it. You can look forward to a collection of moderate Democrat and Republican senators breaking out the long knives sometime in the back half of Trump’s second term…but only after the institutions of The Republic have been destroyed beyond restoration.

    Like they were concerned about The Republic.

  18. It’s ok. I’ve got tool playing here anyway.

  19. Drove the Chevy, the GMC, and the Ram. Ram was the best, hands down, and the best value.

  20. Pretty sure the Redd’s Apple Ale one was used before, or maybe it was somewhere else, fuckit, as if I care

  21. MJ, meme blogs are the best blogs. So shut your little bitch mouth.

    OMG I’m dying here.

  22. I try to not have repeats, but it’s possible. I’m busy killing brain cells over here.

  23. Pretty sure the Redd’s Apple Ale one was used before, or maybe it was somewhere else, fuckit, as if I care

    It was. But Jay is getting old, so we indulge him.

  24. Don’t mind Hotspur, he’s a little slow.

  25. ANyone want to run 33 miles for me this weekend?

  26. Sure, I’ll do it.

  27. Speaking of little bitch mouths, has the Swedish cunt gone home yet?

  28. I’ll run 33 miles for you, if by running 33 miles you mean getting into the Porsche with the top down and driving to Cabela’s and back.

  29. Sure, I’ll do it for you. Do I need my 20lb ruck or 40lb?

  30. Greta’s still hear, I believe. I heard that they need to fly the sailboat crew back to the US for her return trip.

  31. C130 heading down the strip…
    Airborne Ranger take a little trip….

    May I suggest that Car get some cadence song mp3’s for her listening device?

  32. The boat she rode in on has left and is already back in Eurostan. Her next stop is Chile for more UN bullshit.

  33. I see we’re back to impeachment. For real you guys, this time for serious.

    *eyeroll

    And all of the squish republican media taking this seriously can go SAD. You think they’d see through this by now.

  34. Hellz, the GOPe-squish-media are down with it, he made them look like the useless gits they are and they want revenge. Fuck ’em all with flaming razorwire wrapped pineapples.

  35. The funniest thing would be if they finally got something on Trump, but everyone ignored it ala “The boy who cried wolf”.

  36. I heard someone describe the process of impeachment and how once it’s kicked to the Senate, McConnell will go full throttle on the Bidens and Clintons vis a vie (heh) the Ukraine clusterf*ck. It will blow up in their stupid faces like it always does.

    Schiff has such crazy eyes I cannot take him seriously. Not that I would but, come on, doesn’t everyone look at him and say “meds!! STAT!!” HA! I bet Jimbro just rolled his eyes.

  37. I look at him and tighten my sphincter.

  38. Impeach? You mean like Bill Clinton?

    Any of you folks decided if your going to assemble your own AR yet? I took mine out yesterday and dialed it in tiiiiiiiiight. I’m getting 1.5 groups if I do my part. After everything is said and done you may want to go with a 16 inch barrel as the 10.5 is a LOUD sumbitch. What I’de really like now is some of those super deluxe molded noise cancelling ear protection inserts.

    PS. If you decide to assemble, get as high a quality of a trigger group as you can

  39. Phat was asking about Greta’s sponsor. Chrispy, as always, chimes in with a perfect comment of Greta being photographed with Soros and then I saw this:

    Wyatt
    @SayWhenLA
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    8h
    Her handler literally works for George Soros and Bill Gates organization you piss head.

  40. This whole thing seems fishy…

    Warren started this because the media loves her and it damages both Biden and Trump. They’ll run with it.

    Biden started it thinking it would show his electability and Trump as corrupt but the boomerang wasn’t quite understood.

    Trump started it knowing that he’s likely to benefit when there’s talk of impeachment, Dems/media overreach, and there’s really nothing there so they look ‘fake’ again.

    Which is it? What am I missing?

  41. TeeRoy, do you have to have the special sellers license to get a suppressor? And even then it’s a loooooong process. Right?

  42. The Dems are screwed. The hard left is crazy and wants to chase these stupid accusations, but every time they do it ends up exposing how dirty the left’s politicians and financiers are. Meanwhile, voters are increasingly turned off by it. The problem is that there’s no strong leadership on the left right now, so everyone has an incentive to encourage this crap in order to bolster their own power base.

  43. You shut your goddamn Greta mouth, mare!

  44. Suppressors are considered Class 3 items and require a individual ticket for each owned. I think admin costs alone to apply are at least a couple of hundred dollars and the wait period from application to approval is considered about a year. There are alos considerations on the guns mechanical operation when adding suppressors. So no suppressors in my future.

    Besides that, my 10.5 is a truck gun, purchased for being compact and maneuverable. If I added a suppressor, it would extend the overall length and conflict with my desired purpose. I was able to break it down and carry it in my standard size back pack on a recent trip which I was cool (to me).

  45. HAHAHHHHAHAHAHA! MJ!

  46. I was able to break it down and carry it in my standard size back pack on a recent trip which I was cool (to me).

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    Huh, love that.

  47. Suppressors need a background check including fingerprints and a $200 fee. They are still pretty loud for the shooter with semi-auto weapons, because a lot of the noise comes back through the action when it cycles. They work much better on bolt actions.

    I recently picked up a couple of AKs. Pretty neat guns. Everyone should know how to run an AR and an AK.

  48. I know how to run your mom.

  49. Short Barrel Rifle

  50. Comment by Jimbro on September 24, 2019 10:49 am
    Short Barrel Rifle

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    Do you think it’s appropriate, here, to talk about Hotpur’s weiner?

  51. SBRs have the same requirements as a suppressor. I’ve been told that the background check is no more thorough than buying a regular gun. The backlog ( up to a year) is just because they are understaffed, or work at the usual inefficient government pace.

    Suppressors and SBRs shouldn’t require the additional form and tax. The only reason SBRs are regulated is because in 1934, the government was trying to completely ban handguns. As part of that legislation, they made short barrels on rifles and shotguns illegal so people wouldn’t conceal them in place of a handgun. They couldn’t get the handgun ban passed, but left the SBR ban in place. It’s ridiculous.

  52. The problem is that there’s no strong leadership on the left right now, so everyone has an incentive to encourage this crap in order to bolster their own power base.
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    This is a bit back to the power struggle on the left? I tend to agree. Its a shit show.

  53. Do you think it’s appropriate, here, to talk about Hotpur’s weiner?
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA

  54. The barrel might be short but the buttstock makes it look large

  55. Woke up at 10:45. Holy Scaramucci, that’s late. Guess I needed the sleep, but now I don’t have time to do much before work.

    Why is Mare talking about Hotspur’s weinus again?

  56. It’s a rather narrow topic.

  57. Is there really all that much to talk about?

  58. Nah. You just get started, and boom, you’re already done.

  59. Speaking of firearms, I was out at the range yesterday with Mare. We were shooting various loads testing penetration and performance.

  60. Shoot any blanks?

  61. No, but we did shoot some wad cutters.

  62. Testing penetration with Mare sounds good.

  63. Hang the bastards.

  64. Well, the catholic leadership cut their dicks off again.

    https://www.breitbart.com/faith/2019/09/24/catholic-missionaries-compare-greta-thunberg-to-virgin-mary/

  65. She’s young and female.

    Here endeth the comparison. It’s all contrast from here forward.

  66. Comment by Hotspur on September 24, 2019 11:39 am
    Speaking of firearms, I was out at the range yesterday with Mare. We were shooting various loads testing penetration and performance.

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    hahahahaha, that made me laugh because you’re a jackass.

  67. https://www.breitbart.com/faith/2019/09/24/catholic-missionaries-compare-greta-thunberg-to-virgin-mary/

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    OFFS. It’s embarrassing how stupid some are in the Catholic church.
    No rational thought. No critical thinking. Nothing, just shooting some emotion in your face. Much like Hotspur does to your mom.

  68. I should think by now what with all that’s coming to light plus their Commie “Pope” the Catholic Church has zero credibility with anyone about any issue.

  69. They were comparing somewhere to Che … which … hilarious.

  70. Trent Horn (Catholic Answers guy) had a great comment regarding Klopfer (the abortionist from the city of Mayor Buttplug):

    If a veterinarian had kept 2000 bodies of dogs he’d euthanized in his house, you’d see some real media coverage.

  71. No rational thought. No critical thinking. Nothing, just shooting some emotion in your face.

    This is the story of Medugorje.

  72. Well, it’s also a scam and money laundering operation, but it runs on theological idiocy.

  73. This is great

  74. I dont own a SBR. I own a AR Pistol with a 10.5 barrel. I registered the lower as a pistol and used a ATF approved “brace.” and (drum roll) ….TADA! AR Pistol. Of course I face the very real possibility that the ATF will change their letter of understanding on the matter and require me to get a class 3 for it …..and of course I will comply because Im a law abiding citizen……. I also have some unique properties for sale in San Fran & NYC if you are interested….CHEAP.

    #SAT CONG

  75. but only after the institutions of The Republic have been destroyed beyond restoration.

    ??!! Isn’t what they were cheering for under the JEF?

  76. Rush is playing clips of Trump’s speech at the UN. Pretty good.
    Nicely telling them to eat a bag of dicks.

  77. I love that gif. I can watch it over and over. I wish it lasted a little longer though because it looks like the douche staggers and is about to go down.

  78. Trump’s speech.

  79. Where are the teleprompters?

  80. Take a wander over to Americandigest.org and check out the video he has up (music) you can thank or hate me later. Fuck the Politics.

  81. Article I found via my austin dance professor with the gender non-binary child.
    https://thealexanderreport.org/2019/09/09/qa-trans-dancer-sean-dorsey-on-the-gma-boys-in-ballet-controversy/?fbclid=IwAR1PHMqAhhkLGmsPzVtwoXRp9SMwl6czRloR2hlmInEDdzz0FnsXvqFFvto

    “Everything in the dance field is set up to support, advantage and benefit cis-gender (ie. non-transgender) people: from not having trans teachers or role models, to not having all-gender bathrooms and changing rooms in theaters and studios, to uber-gendered costumes, to gender-normative partnering and choreography. This is all deeply connected to the ways that white supremacy and ableism operate in the dance field as well. ”

    @@

  82. Sean Dorsey was assigned female at birth, but “he’s” really a gay male.

    Which, must probably limit his partners in life.

  83. Who wants to go see his newest show with me? : “”Boys In Trouble” utilizes Dorsey’s signature mix of full-throttle contemporary dance, storytelling, queer partnering, dialogue and monologues and humor to explore themes including toxic masculinity, body shame, whiteness, racism, trans identity, Black queer love and joy, and humorous send-ups of ‘butch’ and ‘macho’ identities.[3″

  84. What a bunch of utter crap.

  85. Oh, that sounds delightful. I’ll bring popcorn. And paste.

  86. Yes, everything in the dance field is set up to support 99.1% of the population. Shocker.

  87. Primary Arms is selling blemished stripped lowers for under $30 right now. I may or may not have acquired a couple for use in future projects. I’m thinking a 300blk pistol that may get a can if we ever get adults back in congress. The other… I dunno yet. Since they’re blems, I don’t feel obliged to build something nice. Ugly and functional.

  88. That Trump will release the transcript of the Ukraine call tomorrow is making me lolcatz in my frilly pantaloons.

  89. That very idea the dance field isn’t 150% on-board with the LBGTQBla bla bla agenda is nonsense. That they haven’t yet made accommodations to the every little demand just goes to show how silly their demands are.

  90. Pretty sure Trans dance “dude” can pee with the other male dancers and not risk being arrested.

  91. GenderDancers and 15 y/o girls with “issues” are leading the charge against society.

  92. I’m sure there’s lots of boys who would excel at dance and based on all those videos I watched on MTV back in the day with background dancers as evidence it’s confirmed. Being a good dancer doesn’t make you gay but I’m sure it helps!

    When I see a skilled ballroom, ballet or tango dancer who is male my first thought is not “How gay they must be!” but rather an admiration of their skill.

  93. If you’re a male ballet dancer, I’d call that a target rich environment, for either persuasion.

  94. Not talking down to ya, I dont know what you know bout guns. If you’re considering a can get a adjustable gas block on your upper cause suppressors can screw with the gas which in turn will screw with the firearms ability to cycle properly. So I’ve read from multiple sources. If you do make a 300BO sound off after you finish and drive it a bit. I’d be interested in hearing how it does for you.

    I got a unblemished one for same from PSA a couple of months back. It is destined to be my nephews as a gift for maintaining high standards of performance. My next one will be a AR10 and I’ll be looking to assemble with high quality parts.

    PS. That vid I mentioned is Ringo doing a 50 yr anniversary of “The Weight”.

  95. If you’re a male ballet dancer, I’d call that a target rich environment, for either persuasion.

    This is what I’ve heard. Ditto straight men who are cheerleaders.

    My dad played HS football with a couple of guys who were linebackers and took ballet as well. They claimed it helped them stay nimble on their feet.

  96. I just assume any male dancer is gay. I bet the straight ones clean up …

  97. When I see a skilled ballroom, ballet or tango dancer who is male my first thought is not “How gay they must be!” but rather an admiration of their skill.

    I assume any professional tangeuro is fucking his dance partner.

  98. Numbers “reported” are 57%

  99. I’ll bet male nurses have 0 problems finding dates, amirite laura?

  100. “Ugly and functional.”
    =======

    Just like your mom……

  101. Why does Dorsey think it’s okay to hate on heteros and their preferred way of ballet dress? Maybe she should keep her attention whore piehole shut and just dance.

  102. .300 Blackout runs fine with an H2 buffer. I picked up a pistol lower from PSA and one of their 8″ uppers with the FN barrel. I used it with a can for a while, but without a can, it’s so damn handy…. With a can and subsonic stuff, it’s still loud for the shooter because the sound exits the ejection port. But, 20 feet away, it’s very, very, quiet. In a bolt gun, it would be about a pellet gun level of sound.

  103. Hmm, is autism mental illness?

  104. http://www.gopusa.com/?p=76537?omhide=true

    Michael Knowles said Greta was mentally ill, and Fox apologized for him.

  105. Fuck Fox.

  106. I’ve mentioned the daughters of my husband’s buddy, a few times. The ones who went off on their dad for an hour about MO’s heartbeat bill and how it’s bad for women’s ‘health’ and how the U.S. was never good.
    Both were put in dance from an early age. It was a very expensive activity that went on through high school. Think the younger one did bit parts at the Muny and The Fox Theatre. The older one no longer dances and did a very expensive 2 year art program out in CA. The younger got a dance scholarship out in Utah with the promise she’d double major in something practical because most can’t/don’t dance forever.
    Dance cowtows to the drama, hysteria, and teh ghey and during the run-up to ’16 elections, the one daughter was fraught with worry and anguish that all of her gay friends, which are many, would be rounded up and put in gulags. For realz. Her parents had to talk her down from the ledge. Gay went from being pets to bowing to all that is Attention Whore Me ME ME. (disclaimer, the loud voices of the whores drown out the sane, leave me the hell alones).

  107. …the younger one will not fulfill her promise of that practical degree….and after giving out the milk for free, she was dumped by her jerk of a boyfriend and she’s all what can I change about my physical appearance to make him regret that move….

    Dumb, dumb, millennial women.

  108. Re: Knowles

    I’m all for saying whatever you want, but knowing how the left works, you have to outsmart the f*ckers. Take the angle of how children are being frightened into doing the dirty work for those waiting to cash in.

  109. My dad played HS football with a couple of guys who were linebackers and took ballet as well. They claimed it helped them stay nimble on their feet.

    This was a chapter in The Brain That Changes Itself. Studies proved the effect. Writing pretty cursive improves free throws, too.

  110. This was a chapter in The Brain That Changes Itself. Studies proved the effect. Writing pretty cursive improves free throws, too.

    I’ll have to read that book.

  111. …the younger one will not fulfill her promise of that practical degree….and after giving out the milk for free, she was dumped by her jerk of a boyfriend and she’s all what can I change about my physical appearance to make him regret that move….

    Dumb, dumb, millennial women.

    Obviously she needs to shave the sides of her head, dye her hair some bizarre color, get a sleeve of tats, and gain forty pounds. Then he’ll regret dumping her when he sees how “independent” and “fierce” she is.

  112. Or she could dress modestly and get a boyfriend with a job.

  113. Or she could dress modestly and get a boyfriend with a job.

    That’s crazy talk.

  114. Although, to be fair, “fierce, obese bulldyke” could fall under the modest umbrella.

  115. They are never modest.

  116. That’s crazy talk.

    The only truly edgy thing left is clean living.

    My favorite joke on 8ch (RIP) was

    “what’s your sexual fetish?”

    “To have unprotected monogamous sex with my wife in the missionary position while holding hands and making eye contact.”

    “Dude! That’s filthy! Spoiler that shit, man!”

  117. she was dumped by her jerk of a boyfriend….

    You’ve described a train wreck of a human but He’s a jerk for dumping her? Sounds to me like he was possibly a smart guy who got himself away from crazy before it cost him half.

  118. Agreed, Troy. A bullet was dodged here.

  119. Or maybe she could just blow him.

  120. Not looking at Ford, Jay?

  121. It appears that the classification of Autism is hotly debated.

  122. It’s a “developmental ” disorder, genetically based- but people don’t like to call it a “mental” disorder. But kids with Autism are actually much more likely than the general population to have (what are acceptable to call) mental disorders. OCD, etc.

  123. But honestly, I don’t mean to attack Greta ( I just want to tell her to shut up). My ire is at the parents. It’s like they’ve decided to “Handle” their daughter’s difficulties by unleashing her on us.

    “Oh dear, I know you’re upset about x, y, z … but just think of all those people out there DESTROYING THE ENVIRONMENT.”

    [aside to husband] “Quick honey, call her coach. We have a situation”

  124. Honestly, it’s not either/or. It could be a jerk running from crazy. Life’s messy like that.

  125. Sounds to me like he was possibly a smart guy who got himself away from crazy before it cost him half.

    How about they both are knuckleheads. He doesn’t know what he wants to do in life and stopped taking classes last semester. Last year in college. He hikes while he tries to figure it out.

    The older sister’s fiance plays video games when he’s not working. Neither one is happy and she says if she walks away, she may never find anyone else. I’m thinking, she stays with him because she loves San Francisco and he’s footing the majority of the bill in living there.

  126. So that bitch Pelosi is going ahead with impeachment.

  127. Impeachment inquiry.

    They are still looking for a crime.

  128. Ah yes. Inquiry. It was a closed door meeting with democrats only and the media doing their thing.

  129. They’ve got him this time goshdurnit!

  130. This is going to blow up in their face.

    Nancy will have to give up the gavel.

  131. Didn’t care for the Fords, scott.

    Owner of a Ram. Got a good price.

  132. I was amazed by the prices. It’s hard to believe that people line up to buy a $70,000 truck, but apparently they do.

  133. I can buy two giant vans for the same price.

  134. That was the main point of not liking the Fords.

    We both liked the looks of the GMC and the Chevy. Then we drove them. The Ram was much better, ride and power. And the price was the best too.

  135. My son is looking into buying a VW bus to drive around and camp out of.

    o_O

    He told me he’s going to live in it near Yellowstone.
    “Please, boy, do not go goofy like your uncle. If you want to live in something like that, get a good RV or build a tiny house. AND DON’T LIVE NEAR SMELLY HIPPIES!!”

  136. The GMC tailgate probably costs $4000.

    Might be worth it.

  137. that’s a cool tailgate

  138. mine’s just hydraulic, lowers slow.

  139. Lift gate?

  140. no, just dampened. Lift gate would be cool.

    I’ll be looking for one of those unloader things. Getting Line-X sometime this week, along with a cover and running boards. otherwise my short wife wouldn’t be able to get in.

  141. Venmo beer donation story update: Now they have uncovered a facebook post Carson King made 8 years ago as a 16 year old sophomore, referencing something on Tosh 2.0. He has apologized online, and Busch Light is cutting ties with him.

    This shit is getting ridiculous.

  142. Holy crap, I think the entire state is ready to unsubscribe from the Register (the paper that did the digging). Maybe there is hope after all.

  143. Ahhhh, finally. My mid-week weekend starts now. Isaac, make me a margarita. Tart, with light salt on the rim.

    *sets up lawn chair in the yard at midnight*

  144. One of these days I’m gonna do that. Come home at midnight, fire up the grill, open a beer, have a regular after-work type celebration like normal people do, except far later. So, like, instead of the normal birds and neighbors, there will be the night versions of these things. Owls and, I guess, vampires, probably.

  145. Sean will drop by to derp ya.

  146. Right, right, and Sean. Who supposedly is not a vampire, although we never hear from him in the daylight hours, and just by coincidence, he sleeps in a coffin filled with the native soil of his ancestors.

  147. Although, if Sean became a vampire it explains a lot. He’s all like, “Hey guys, guess what? I don’t drink…alcohol…anymore! Yay!” And we’re all, “Yay! So proud of you, man!”

    And he’s all, like, just smirking his massive fangs off.

  148. Dracula eats Romanian peasants.


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