Some Meme about Biden’s Zombie campaign

Hey, I got Meme in the name!

And now on to the memes!

AndThisIsADemocrat

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IWearMySonsGlassesAtNight

JustMyLuck

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MenCanUnderstandAllTheseGauges

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TechSupport

WentOutForChineseFood

YouCanUseThePlantHolders

Just heard this song recently, after hearing the story that the lead singer of the Cranberries, Dolores O’Riordan, was supposed to sing this song with a group, Bad Wolves. She passed away before this could happen. Bad Wolves did a cover anyway, and donated $250,000 to her kids.

How the Cranberries’ ‘Zombie’ Got a Second Life Thanks to Hard Rock Band Bad Wolves
This is a cover that kicks ass. The metal feel really makes it pop.

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93 Comments

  1. It might just be me getting older, but there are very few songs that I will listen to past the second chorus. Cranberries don’t even make it to the hook if I can get to the next button in time.

  2. Masks could not protect these criminals if lefty strongholds weren’t overtly protecting their criminal activity.
    ——
    Good point that Lauraw made last night while sorting through her geegaws.

    “It’s not about the mask”

  3. Cranberries run hot and cold for me. Some of their songs like Zombie get turned up. Others get the FF.

  4. Who is Jay in Ames and who gave him the ability to post?

  5. No fucking shrimp or he die

  6. The Bad Wolves version, though. That is what the song was meant to be. I think that’s why O’Riordan was gonna lay down vocals for the band the next day.

  7. Really warm this morning. It only cooled down to 70 last night, usually it’s in the low 50’s.

  8. i’m not sure I have the ability to post. The opportunity, and the means, yes.

  9. Now what should we talk about?

  10. Can’t believe I have to go to work today, like a common peasant. Like YOU people.

    Although, one of the really fun things about where I work is coming back after being gone for a few days. There’s those first few moments when you’re assessing the patient load and seeing who is still on the boards and who has been discharged. Finding that someone with a real testy behavioral problem that you dread dealing with has gone away is so fun.

    You know that happy feeling of relief when you quit a horrible job, or eliminate an asshole from your life? That feeling. It’s enjoyable. It should have a name of it’s own, really, because it’s a goodie.

  11. My boss kinda crawled up my ass on the phone friday because we were high bid on a job he wanted. I had the opportunity to show him the plans and specs this morning and I didn’t get an apology for Friday, but I did get some vindication because I did everything right. I’d rather get the benefit of doubt.

  12. Hopefully you’ve earned enough trust that this won’t happen again.

  13. There is probably a multi-syllable German word for that.

    Dontlethedoorhityaass

  14. Leon, we need a convoluted yet genius German word for that great feeling you have when a horrible person leaves your life. They came up with ‘schadenfreude,’ this one should be a cinch.

  15. It’s like freedom, an oppressive weight lifting, a wonderful bubbly feeling.

  16. wakey wakey

  17. Verlustefreude – joy from a loss.

  18. And Leon with the win.

  19. $20

    How to get Banned from Wal Mart:

    RETIRED HUSBAND

    After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to WalMart. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter, from the local WalMart:

    Dear Mrs. Harris:

    Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store.
    We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to, ban both of you from the store.

    Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:

    1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people’s carts when they weren’t looking.

    2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

    3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women’s restroom.

    4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, ‘Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away’. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. We don’t have a Code 3.

    5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

    6. August 14: Moved a, ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

    7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he’d invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

    8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’ EMTs were called.

    9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

    10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

    11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while, loudly humming the, ‘Mission Impossible’ theme.

    12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his, ‘Madonna Look’ using different sizes of funnels.

    13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled ‘PICK ME! PICK ME!’

    14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed;
    ‘OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!’

    15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room?

    And last, but not least:

    16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile; then yelled very loudly, ‘Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here.’ One of the clerks passed out.

    *takes back $20

    It was a deposit

  20. A union grievance, at Wal-Mart? I call bullshit.

  21. Another German long word is IwaslookingforajobwhenIwalkedthroughthedoor.

  22. J’Ames, thank God I have some self-restraint or I’d have to be explaining to co-workers why I was laughing so loudly.

  23. roamy, beasn, the next Hostage baby gets this! Make it happen.

  24. Verlustefreude! Verlustefreude. Perfect, Leon.

    *tosses Leon a bag of rare gold coins worth $millions*

    Don’t say I never gave you anything, man.

  25. What else you got?

  26. *rummages through cartons and bins and mysterious crates*

    Here’s a partial list: an old orange pomander, an incomplete deck of sicilian scopa cards, smelling salts, a small vial of blood, a medium jar of blood, a large bottle of blood, a coonskin cap, three pairs of men’s red leather platform shoes, a bandsaw, a 1938 Gibson tube amplifier, a collection of vacuum tubes that don’t fit this amp, a signed copy of Slaughterhouse 5, and a brand new unopened pack of Newport 100’s.

  27. OMGosh, Jay, that is adorable!

    MJ, get on with making another baby boy RIGHT NOW!

  28. I like the first meme.

  29. ChrisP made a good point re: masks. Perhaps ‘our’ side should show up wearing them too (hmm, why haven’t they figured this out already). Then lefty mayors will ban them.

  30. Yeah, Walmart does what it can to keep the unions out.

    Today is supposed to be shopping day but we’re waiting to see what the sky is going to do. Storms are dropping a bit north of us.

    Going to make some fresh basghetti tonight with all the tomatoes i picked the past few days. It’s going to be great!

    Oooops…and a first wave of wind hitting the front corner of the house……….

  31. MJ, get on with making another baby boy RIGHT NOW!
    ——————————–
    I’m trying but Mrs MJ is currently wrapped up in being mean AF.

    It’s a gift she has. A super power, really.

  32. No, the new law will be enforced unequally, just as the laws against assault and vandalism are now. How about cons stop stupidly showing up at lefty enclaves? Can they do that?

    It is true that most every place where antifa is unmasked by police before they are allowed to enter the protest area, or have their masks removed by police wherever they are seen, the acts of violence end abruptly.

    However, when you are going somewhere that the police are lefties, such as lefty power base cities, you are going to get your ass beaten, and nothing will happen to the aggressors. Stop going to these places.

  33. Here, MJ, I got you a book.

  34. If you’re a cop and want to keep your job, you do what your lefty higher-ups tell you to do, even if it means watching them burn a city down. And then the residents will gnash their teeth and blame it on the police.

  35. You stand there and eat the bottles of piss or molotov cocktails thrown at you. If you even look at the little fucks wrong, YOU RAYCISS.

  36. What happens if the cops are ordered to stand aside, and one of them doesn’t and an antifa rioter gets hurt or killed? I could see the left-wing government pressing charges against the cop, or the department refusing to back the officer up.

  37. The union not backing a cop would obliterate the whole department.

  38. MAGA red bandanas is going to be a thing.

  39. Why doesn’t everyone with any love for the country move South?

    It’s nice here. The weather is good. We like America. Taxes are low. Police will fuck a bish up if they wear a mask when they aren’t allowed to. For the most part people live together, work together, and get along.

  40. MJ, I’d love to move to Texas, but I don’t see it happening any time soon. Also, a buddy is trying to convince me to move to Tampa.

    Just submitted an application for a job in Troy, MI.

  41. WTF, Alex. MI is North.

    Wrong way.

    Tampa is pretty awesome right now. Huge growth and the city itself is finally starting to turn a corner.

  42. Michigan is awesome. Shut your whore mouth MJ.

  43. It’s cold. The girl that got away lives there.

    YOU live there.

    ’nuff said

  44. The cold kills things that could kill me. So good. Maybe Coalex could find the girl that got away (win/win?). And me living here is just bonus.

  45. Michigan has no monkeys or lizards. It’s pretty great.

  46. Michigan is pretty nice. It’s no Iowa, but then …

  47. Florida has Cuban women in tiny bikinis.

  48. Florida has pythons and alligators.

  49. Florida also has those weirdos who put carrots in their chili. Also, Florida Man.

  50. Michigan is pretty nice. It’s no Iowa, but then …

    I’d dearly miss all our mountainous terrain.

  51. I’d dearly miss all our mountainous terrain.

    *Laughs in Coloradan*

  52. Great poat.

  53. After that commie meeting went viral because they looked so stupid do you think they were embarrassed?

  54. Lizards are cool.

  55. Maybe Coalex could find the girl that got away (win/win?).
    —————————-
    I….I….I’d be so happy for them. Truly happy. Not jealous at all.

  56. https://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/2019/08/uber-whistleblower-autonomous-vehicles-need-new-safety-metrics-arent-really-any-safer/

    For reference, humans average a collision once per 50k miles driven, with 1 fatality per million miles driven.

    Also they are rolling bombs capable of delivering a 1000# warhead.

  57. Girl who got away is probably too old for my taste.

  58. Mid 30s.

  59. actually 33

  60. Does she live in Troy?

  61. 33 is possible.

  62. It’s you Leon.

  63. Lack of sex makes MJ funnier.

    Who knew?

  64. When we were trying to get pregnant I wasn’t funny at all.

    I smiled a lot more, but no jokes came to mind.

  65. That’s not true, I was still hilarious.

  66. It’s you Leon.

    Unpossible, I’m 43 and feel 50 today. Iron filter sprayed out of the pit again and I mopped the basement from 130am (when I woke up with my heart racing after a nightmare about trying to cut my own eyes out with a scalpel, then realized I needed to check the basement) to 515am.

  67. Oh, yeah, the ol’ “cut your own eyes out with a scalpel” dream. Sooo cliche. Right up there with ‘naked and can’t find my class’. Lol

    No seriously though that’s a terrifying dream, stop it.

  68. Was it dirty or clean? The scalpel, you pig.

  69. I kinda lost my sense of humor when your mom got in that “insistent” phase.

  70. Dirty. Rusty, too.

    It was awful. I have those occasionally (nightmares, this was the first about the specific topic) and I’m always scared I’m about to have a grabber when I manage to wake up.

  71. Anyone sous vide?

  72. I don’t cook or store food in plastic, generally.

  73. I saw the tat shirt and laughed really hard.

  74. are you trying to tenderize humans, MJ? Time and temp, time and temp

  75. Nah, midgets. They’re not really human if you think about it.

  76. midgets won’t take as long to tenderize, they are smaller. Easier to get in the vacuum bags, too.

  77. Lib teacher is going to be using the lesson plans from the New York Slimes 1619 Project. I’m so glad my kids are out of school, and I’m waiting for the flameout. Surprise, it’s compatible with Common Core.

  78. Twitter fight between CFA and Popeyes over chicken sammich. I didn’t know Popeyes had a sammich that wasn’t a Po Boy. Popeyes beats H8 Chkn. 🐔War Twitter is awesome!

  79. I haven’t seen the 1619 thing yet but I’m curious about it. I’m not sure I’d teach from a source that actually hasn’t been read in full.

    What if the good people at the 1619 project via the NYT tell everyone that the country isn’t founded on racism???

  80. Pigs will fly.

  81. When Candy Crowley is riding thermals, its best to leave the convertible in the garage.

  82. I can end the chicken war in one shot.

    Dear Black people, Fags prefer Popeyes.

  83. My 1605 people were indentured servants. Some of them married black servants that were indentured, not slaves. Post 1776, they were granted land in OH for fighting in the revolution. One of my ggs died after his internment in Andersonville. Where are my reparations?

  84. I want reparations for the 200+ family members I don’t have because my distant uncle died fighting for the union.

  85. Candy Crowley, heh. Can still remember the look of hate Romney gave her when she stuck up and lied for JEF

  86. I hesitate to give National Review a link, but Jim Geraghty does pick apart the 1619 project and all the famous black people it leaves out. I will link to Twitchy instead for the highlights, and you can read the whole thing linked from there.

    https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2019/08/20/jim-geraghty-notices-some-very-important-figures-are-missing-from-nyts-1619-project-examining-american-history-through-the-lens-of-slavery/

    I skimmed through the 100 pages. A lot of purple prose, the worst of which says we had the Revolution to keep slavery. (England didn’t ban slavery until 1833, IIRC.) Some “poems” which sucked. Definitely promoting a culture of victimhood.

  87. Getting real tired of people who write history that ignore it, and lie about it. Slavery was not the reason for the Revolution, and we are the best chance for anyone.

  88. Nairobi, Kenya. Take a tour and report back.

  89. Drugs eroded Reginald’s perceptiveness.


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