My post got eaten in the mail when WordPress effed up. This is a pale imitation of the glorious post I had prepared. Not angry. Nope.
Alright, maybe a little angry
Angry tattoo time
Alright, feeling better now. Time to examine my post-prep timing. Like, maybe not waiting until the last minute. Nah, fukkit. I do my best work with a deadline.
August 15, 2019
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The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
February 23, 2020
Oh, man, the dems are actually going to nominate Bernie. How insane is this?
Well done, lefties. Your corruption of our educational system has paid off. Hats off to you and your bullshit.
The weak-minded have been thoroughly manipulated.
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
https://nypost.com/2019/08/15/epstein-autopsy-determined-he-had-several-broken-neck-bones-report/
Rid your otherwise excellent poats of those two delinquents at top of each. Surely you can find something funny to replace their picture.
Center: Me; Periphery: All Your Moms
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Tastes like chicken
https://tinyurl.com/y4cvlb9y
The funny from the header lies in the constantly changing comment (CCC or C3) you’ll find in the top left column as well as the seemingly endless application of the disgusted kids’ picture to current events.
Steve king stepped in it this time. https://whotv.com/2019/08/14/steve-king-says-world-is-populated-due-to-rape-and-incest-in-defense-of-opposition-to-abortion-law-exemptions/
ww
Nothing King says is particularly controversial.
You go far enough back into anyone’s family history, you find nasty shit, including rape and incest.
Happy birthday J’ames!!!
I’m fairly certain I wouldn’t be here today if an ancestor (or 50) of mine didn’t kill some people, neither would most of us.
The idea that at least a few of them also weren’t especially modern in their thinking of what amount of consent was needed for conception doesn’t strike me as unlikely either.
That said, I know the majority of them would only have had willing relations and stayed around to be good parents, because instinct alone draws me to that outcome.
the left is really gunning for him, and he isn’t the smoothest talker. It’s a deep red district, but Ames was put in his district, so now the blue college students are all up in arms about him. He’s a really nice guy, one of the few my mom and dad donate campaign money to. They are on his list.
Thanks Car in.
Got done with the Clancy audiobooks again, so I’ve been listening to music again. The Wall, still really good.
I know I have it written down, but not handy. I should give Tool a chance. Which ones do I HAVE to have?
“I should give five dwarves shitting in a bucket a chance”
Happy Birthday to one of the nicest guys we know! And J’Ames too!
*light punch on the shoulder*
Yeah, “hard truths” are for the polemecists and public intellectuals to promulgate. An elected official has every reason to be circumspect.
HB, Jay.
Man. Best tool? Hard to say. Some say start with the beginning, but the early stuff is harder. There are only four albums, so … no excuses for not checking it all out. I would start with Latereralus.
That’s weird. Hannah’s boyfriend just started following me on Instagram.
Yes, I’m weirded out by that.
Only 4? What’s all the hubub about? The new song is LOOOOOONG!
I think King will get primaried out. I’ve been getting calls from his GOP opponent. And all this press is going to hurt. There is NO good press for King.
Yes, they new album is going to have some epic long songs.
They also have two EPs. So, 6. This will be their 7th release. One album is redos and covers, and super hard to find (and not on iTunes).
That’s the one that has the masterful version of No Quarter.
That’s weird. Hannah’s boyfriend just started following me on Instagram.
He’s hoping for locker room butt selfies.
Which, given that he’s dating your daughter, is super creepy.
I never post on instagram. Maybe a chicken picture or something. I follow garden people and music /bands.
crossfit stuff. My kids. Hannah isn’t on facebook, so she’s been posting pictures of Peru on instagram.
Comment by leoncaruthers on August 15, 2019 9:16 am
Which, given that he’s dating your daughter, is super creepy.
Porn has given him unrealistic expectations.
I really don’t know much of the creepy side of instagram. lol. For me, it’s garden/chickens/crossfit/kids.
This one chick … though, has made me hate myself. She’s a gardener out in california and has convinced me that I really suck. I should unfollow her, because she just makes me feel bad about myself.
you should send her some tomato blight
Gardening in CA is EZ mode.
Well, not Northern CA
Wow, Hannah’s boyfriend looks like the classic left-wing douchebag.
let me guess, horn rimmed glasses and a beard?
Nah, clean shaven and not glasses, but the tall, lanky, looks like he’d be more comfortable reading off soyviet propoganda.
https://www.breakingisraelnews.com/135406/netanyahu-blocks-ilhan-omar-rashida-tlaib-from-entering-israel/
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/9716145/spurglars-women-baby-hoodwinked-pregnant/
Yea, that’s him.
“I really don’t know much of the creepy side of instagram. lol. For me, it’s garden/chickens/crossfit/kids.”
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Sounds pretty creepy to me.
you should send her some tomato blight
YOU, my friend, are an Idea person.
Her boyfriend is a musician? You must be proud about how she’s supporting the underprivileged….. ;)
sigh
Despite the fact that the members of the ‘squad’ support boycotting efforts of the Jewish state, the two congresswomen also use Wix, an Israeli company, to power their websites.
The hypocrisy runs deep. Wonder if they even know?
Bold move by Binny. Curbstomping their media moment.
Last day at work here in my job I’ve had for 7 yrs…..they’re running the auction out there now……mixed emotions….this means I have to go back out into the world and spread happiness and cheer to all I meet….only problem is…..I pretty much hate the world and I’m not a good actor…..
good luck, tt!
The hypocrisy runs deep. Wonder if they even know?
Of course they don’t.
“Garden chicken crossfit kids” sounds like a series of kids’ cult/exercise videos.
“Garden chicken crossfit kids” sounds like a series of kids’ cult/exercise videos.
“Garden Chicken Crossfit Kids” = worst Red Hot Chili Peppers album ever.
We used to call it Lemon Bear Dick Punch.
Speaking of spurglers, where’s MJ been?
MJ is blowing Wiserbud.
Man, they aren’t even trying to hide the Epstein killing.
Which means it was either
1) bungled because the original plan failed and improv was needed
2) done by morons rather than pros
3) done exactly as intended to send a message, that message being “you will agree this was a suicide, or you’re crazy”
Best tool? Vice grips.
I’ve gotten more mileage out of ratchet straps. If I could have only one tool, though, it would be a hatchet.
Hammer. Because then everything is a nail.
Shovel is pretty handy too. /just saying
Shovels are very handy, but I can dig without one if I have to. Hard to fell trees with a shovel.
sharpen the edge, Mr Survival Compound
If civilization ended tomorrow I’d probably be pretty happy to own a chainsaw. Numerous replacement chains and a couple of hundred gallons of 100% petroleum based gasoline. And my .45.
One tool? Just One? ……Leatherman.
Yup, vice grips. It’s a wrench, it’s pliers, it’s a clamp, it’s a hammer…
If civilization ended tomorrow I’d probably be pretty happy to own a chainsaw. Numerous replacement chains and a couple of hundred gallons of 100% petroleum based gasoline. And my .45.
Groovy.
If civilization ended tomorrow, I know which tool your moms would want.
chainsaw would be handy. This sous vide machine is too.
https://babylonbee.com/news/america-offers-to-trade-its-communists-for-democratic-protesters-in-hong-kong?fbclid=IwAR0BB2mBTOQIqV7aHxsxzrFqcmXw6ICMb18Nizohg2R2zigQzKTg9GeszUk
I’m back.
What did I miss?
I was in Chicago. I actually got to experience the one nice day they have every year.
Hotspear slandered you a bit. Car in got us talking about tools. Other than that, nothing.
April Ryan’s beaver showed up
Even when the weather’s nice, you’re still in Chicago.
Is Buttigieg still doing ok? I have a lot of money (no money) riding on his candidacy.
He’s polling above the fake messican irish guy, last I checked.
More like he’s poling above the fake messican.
Rich white people really love Buttigieg. LOVE HIM.
Blacks? Not so much.
I have zero sympathy for the spurglar story. You don’t want kids or something itchy/oozy, don’t sleep around unprotected, you dumbasses.
And if women want a committed relationship and children, they need to quit giving it out for free.
Which means it was either
4. It was done exactly as planned as a warning to anyone else – anywhere – even those wanting to look into it. F*ck with us (the Swamp of Swine), you could be next.
-harvested all the potatoes (should have done it a month ago, the rodents got a bunch)
-all the onions
-one small batch of enormous beets
Now I have a clear 16-foot row for my autumn broccoli and escaroles.
Itll be the Fake Indian and the Fag….so basically …two fags.
“escaroles”……I have no idea what this means…..educate me please.
It’s an algonquin word for “inedible vegetation”.
So, apparently the two Jew haters who aren’t going to be allowed in Israel had stated that their visit was to Palestine, and they didn’t plan on meeting with any jewish leaders
It’s any of a group of greens, a variety of chicory with a tender leaf, used for both salads, braises, and soup greens.
I am growing sugarloaf, which forms a long, crunchy, mild flavored head. And an ‘endive’ type called broad-leaf batavian, which forms a rosette of loose leaves that are pale yellow in the heart and make a nice wilted salad with some hot bacon grease.
I was gonna grow chinese cabbage this year too but I think I ran out of time. I was sidetracked by the kitchen project. Oh well, next year. I have way too many regular ball cabbages just sitting out there in the garden anyway.
*whips gardening gloves out and snaps Leon on the jimmie*
Is this CrossFit, Carin?
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When Dad is watching the kids….
https://tinyurl.com/y3d4y6ty
The world is your Easter egg Teeroy. I was discouraged during the first 2 weeks of job search, but the demand for experienced people who know how to work hard and get things done properly is strong, you’ll do fine.
Also, you believed in Santa for years, you can believe in yourself long enough to fool a potential employer.
I’m headed out on a job interview tomorrow afternoon after turning down a job last Friday. It’s only for a 1-year contract, and I’d have to commute 60-90 minutes twice a day, 5 days a week for the first three months, then transitioning down to some smaller number of days/week.
I should just cancel and hold on to my current work until everything really falls apart.
I recommend riding a company into death and even to the underworld if at all possible. The times I quit when there was trouble and jumped like a flea to another company, I ended up in a new frying pan/fire situation while my former coworkers waited it out and coasted on funemployment and took their time finding places they wanted to work.
Happy Birthday, J’ames.
Thank you all for the birthday wishes.
Congrats on surviving another circuit around the Sun Jay
I’ve been putting out resumes myself, trying to find something closer to home. I injured my back in 2015. It’s never really healed properly because sitting in a car aggravates it the most. My commute has been anywhere from 2-3 hours a day. In the meantime, I’ve been moved in to a position I hate working for people I despise for going on 2 years now.
Will, life’s too short to put up with that crap.
Ask Jay. He’s old.
Happy birthday, Jay! and Michael.
It is crap, but so far I haven’t got so much as a bite. Even on stuff I’m perfectly qualified for. I can only assume the SJW HR monsters aren’t interested in bringing in another middle-aged white guy looking at starting over in another career track.
*smokes some ribs in honor of Jay’s bday*
Middle aged? GTFOOH
With the start up of the new school year, daughter called yesterday upset with her first day. “People suck…parents lie…too much effing paperwork (she’s speech pathologist), I just need to find a job where I don’t have to work with people.”
Hmm, I suggested she work with older folks since you won’t have to deal with their parents. Paperwork would be the same because medicaid/medicare, but old farts probably are more motivated and the time with them isn’t as long as with kids with various other behavioral ‘issues’.
She’s a perfect candidate for SAHM but she’s accepted her fate of earning more than the boy, who doesn’t seem at all motivated to work more than his 3 days/week. (yes there is overtime but not every week)
I’m going to cancel it in the morning rather than waste their time, I think.
Will, what do you do? I know people in places.
Happy Birthday, J’Ames!!
Happy Birthday, James!
Laura, I’m closer to 40 than 39. Ms. Peel apparently has “plans” for my 40th.
I work in the engineering department of a company that makes commercial HVAC equipment.
First 6 years I was in an “application engineering” role, which doesn’t have anything to do with writing software. We were glorified technical support. Mostly pre-sales, but lots of post-sales as well. We helped people figure out which product they needed. If they already knew that, we helped size it. If they needed something special, we’d figure that out and shepherd it through production. I was one of the first two guys in the new role. It meant interfacing with almost every other department in the company and learning like drinking from a firehose. I was managing the group for the last 4 of those years, but the Application group is considered junior to the Development group and it was effective a deadend.
Two years ago the ownership made a very questionable call that saw the Director of Engineering leave, but not before he moved me over to the Development side to fill a seat they’d been trying for months and months to fill by stealing an experienced person from a competitor. This role was as a “junior” engineer to jump in and help a severely overworked product engineer and eventually take over one of his lines. Turns out he also had plans to leave after the questionable decision, it just took him a little longer to get things in order. I spent a few months buried under his load complete workload until they finally split it up, giving the line I could have tolerated to another guy and leaving me with the line I absolutely didn’t want.
It’s been two years of trickling out resumes, with the only feedback being a link to an online “aptitude test” which was really just an illegal IQ test in disguise.
Change your first name to Beto.
Happy birthday Jay. Don’t forget to clear your cache.
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Happy B’Day, Jay!
I don’t know your background or skill set Will, but I’ve used recruiters I found through LinkedIN for my last two jobs. The Mason Group found me some good prospects in my industry, but I don’t know if they have a division for your particular set of skills.
Did that cost you anything, pupster?
The new Director of Engineering is trying to grow the department. He’s got feelers out with recruiters and is a heavy LinkedIn user. He’s on there all the time checking for prospects to steal away from competitors. I’m not on there, and to suddenly show up would probably give it away that I’m looking. My resume would contain all the keywords he’s looking for. The VP of Engineering has a mercurial temper and habit of firing people he finds out are looking.
Getting fired would be a good thing. You need this door to close in order to open the next one. You are way too afraid of these douchebags.
NYC honors women by putting up statues of drag queens. You can’t make this stuff up. https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/for-statues-honoring-women-ny-first-lady-nixes-vote-winner-st-frances-chooses-drag-queens
Jay, no…the recruiters I use get paid by the company that hires me. It actually is a good motivator for the company to be thorough in the process, and since you are an investment they have higher motivation to make it work out.
Will, you can search around on LinkedIn without creating a profile, and you can also create a profile without advertising that you are looking. I found the Mason Group on LI and then hit their website and found the recruiter for my area, everything was through my burner cell phone and gmail. The hard part was getting privacy during the work day at the office for phone calls and interviews, but my boss knew I was looking to get out of southern Canada and I always gave him a full day’s work.
I’m posting because I just need to vent – haven’t read any comments, so apologies if I sound out of left field.
Today was my parents’ 60th anniversary. It was also their last anniversary.
My mom doesn’t want me to tell any of her friends or extended family about her diagnosis, and I have been instructed not to put anything on Facebook or my blog. So you guys are going to be my sounding board – I just need to talk about this; no responses needed.
This was supposed to be a celebratory visit. My nephew was finally reconnecting with our family after over 10 years away (his mom died in 2008, and he has been dealing with family deaths ever since. He has been overwhelmed).
Instead, everyone – my parents included – was blindsided by the news that my Mom has cancer, and she will probably not be around in 6 months.
My poor nephew is beside himself. He plans to come and visit Mom and Dad as often as possible, but there simply isn’t enough time, and my heart is just breaking for him.
All of us are heading to our respective homes tomorrow. It was a wonderful visit, but as happy as we were to all be together again, the overwhelming feeling has been sadness.
I am mentally exhausted. I am so grateful to have this forum to put my thoughts into words.
Thank you, everyone.
Hugs, TiFW.
First World problems tonight.
No derp tonight out of respect for Teresa. You and yours are in my prayers.