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Your model for today was born January 1st, 1997 in Colombia, South America.  She stands 5′ 5” and measures 41DD-25-36 and 130 lbs. Please cheer up , turn on some lights, and welcome Miss Kendra Roll!

 

 

199 Comments

  1. ella parece agradable

  2. Well, she’s adorable with a beautiful body and as long as we don’t get arrested and don’t have to register when we move to different counties or states I’m happy if you boys are happy.

  3. Two or more thumbs up

    ¡Ay, caramba!

  4. Rival Sons are good too. I’ve got a youboob mix of them running in the background. Swamp rock.

  5. This guy runs a good blog with 2-3 posts/week. It’s a quick read and a funny take on the craziness of politics and the world in general. I guess what I’m saying is “Sign up for his stuff”

    https://tinyurl.com/y6ahywnw

  6. Dios mio!

  7. https://tinyurl.com/y64zfsg2

  8. Mare, I have this perpetual debate…

    Is Trump playing ninth dimensional chess or does he just have good instincts that tend to play out in his favor?

  9. MJ, I lean towards good instincts. He has the ability to read the room, know what the mood is, and know where to attack. It’s why he seems to thrive on the chaos: when things are crazy people reveal who they are, and when Things are uncertain then Trump has options.

  10. If her nickname isn’t “Tootsie”, shes doing it wrong.

    Nice job, pupster!

  11. I’m trying to think of times that he threw up a trial balloon and it didn’t take. Any thoughts?

  12. Is Trump playing ninth dimensional chess or does he just have good instincts that tend to play out in his favor?

    ——–

    He has great instincts and only an idiot would not be able to predict lefty responses to everything. It’s soooooo predictable. Do not underestimate getting “man on the street” stuff from his son. Who is an avid outdoorsman (fisherman, hunter, archer etc.). His daughter and son in law not so much.

    I think he is an absolute people person and like most people who work for affirmation and whatnot, he does NOT want to let his base down. He wants to do what is right and now sees that those flyover country, rubes are really his people. They love him, he knows it and now, like he does with those he’s close to in his personal life, he’ll do anything for them.

  13. But then again, I really do think he’s a smart guy and generally has smart people he trusts giving him info. Kellyanne Conway comes to mind.

    Off topic, but Kellyanne Conway’s husband is insane, fat, weird, insecure and pathetic.

  14. My husband who is the best kind of goody-two-shoes (doesn’t swear, honorable, unselfish, moral and actively studies his faith and looks for wisdom) watched his latest rally and just really loves the guy.

  15. Anytime someone punches a lefty in the nuts my husband appreciates it. Although, he would never use the terminology I just did.

  16. I have yet to see (H2 please remind me if I’ve forgotten) a circumstance where the left has tried to corner Trump and he didn’t come out on top.

  17. Very well said, mare.

  18. The wall. That hasn’t been done and probably won’t be.

    Immigration in general. It’s been a disappointment in general, although he seems to be trying.

  19. Comment by MJ on July 19, 2019 7:47 am
    https://babylonbee.com/news/millennial-horrified-as-old-age-filter-shows-him-living-on-his-own-working-steady-job

    ——–

    LOL

    I love how they used a hipster douche.

    Babylon Bee is nailing it.

  20. PS

    My husband would hate that I described him that way because he is not a prude or judgmental (like me). He’s just a good guy.

  21. So many impediments in Trump’s way. You can always count on an injunction on virtually every Trump initiative. If it went both ways it’s possible everyone would say “This is why we have 3 branches of government” but it always seems to tip toward increasing government control, regulation and progressive causes in general.

  22. Mare, when I saw your recent wedding photos I thought to myself that Mr. Mare looked like a guy who could step onto the set of the “Taken” movie franchise and no one would miss a beat.

  23. Mare, when I saw your recent wedding photos I thought to myself that Mr. Mare looked like a guy who could step onto the set of the “Taken” movie franchise and no one would miss a beat.
    ———————-
    ?????????

    How and where can I see this?

  24. Wakey wakey. It’s doing to be a billion degrees up here in Lapeer. I predict a whole lotta nothing happens today.

  25. ColOmbia.

  26. Plus I have an extra newfie for the weekend (nephew is going biking out west). moose is already over it, and has been hiding under my computer table for most of the night. I think Stella is wore out too.

  27. Jimbro, he’s got really wide shoulders. He also has long arms which made him a really good boxer. He was kind of slouching in that shot which he never does. He’s a waterman. Surfing, sailing, paddling, prone board, windsurfing and dabbled in kite surfing. He’s also the most natural skier I’ve ever seen. No lessons. Skies glued together and he can go down any face. Kind of irritating. I want to be good at stuff and it comes naturally to him.

    Most importantly, he’s a really good person.

  28. Search the media file MJ. Pretty sure it’s there about a week back. A warning though, you will be sick of looking at beautiful women and handsome gents afterwards.

  29. MJ, go to our Media and then library. Scroll around. I accidentally uploaded some a few times. D’OH!!

  30. He’s not a genius and doesn’t have to be. I think most of our current crop of politicians are just exactly that self-deluded and stupid, MJ.

    Recall the trade deals where the Trump did his actual job, stood up for the best deal for America, and told other nations’ leaders to stop fucking us up the ass? And how he got a lot of the concessions he wanted, even while those other leaders were pretending he was the idiot? That’s because they are not skilled in trade. They are just in The Club and have been blowing smoke up each others’ asses their whole lives. Easy for The Donald to roll over. They have no fucking clue how to be tough in business.

  31. *hugs Jimbro*

  32. DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT

    My old neighbor’s house is up for sale. If I’d never started this madness, I’d be able to put 50% down on it RIGHT NOW.

    DAMMIT.

  33. Lauraw, makes a good point, Trump actually doing things makes him a much better and more accomplished President.

    As normal Americans, we were all wondering HTF did this or that deal happen? Only a moron would agree to that!

  34. It’s been said before but it cannot be said enough, our “political class” is garbage. Actual garbage. They do nothing and get fricken rich doing it. The only thing they are capable of doing is infringing on my rights and costing me money. A problem is NEVER solved. Eff them.

  35. Leon, don’t second guess things you can’t change. Chances are if you were still there he wouldn’t sell, because he lived to be the thorn in your side.

  36. Mare, and that’s why smaller government is really the only answer

  37. Oh FFS.

    Mare is actually pretty. And her husband could kick my ass which makes me wonder about all of those fat lady comments.

    Who got married?

  38. I’m back to 90% work from home and almost no travel, so you assface bishes will probably have to suffer more of my company.

  39. I might even put up a post or two. Non baby, of course.

  40. My oldest daughter, MJ. The blond in the pic in the car is my youngest daughter,

  41. He’s using my realtor. I likely inspired him.

    Statistically, though, he’s likely had a second heart attack now and either died or decided he couldn’t manage that much land.

  42. I may become insufferable over the next two months. I ‘m just warning you guys. I have all sorts of fun stuff, and I’m probably going to talk about it way too much. First concert is next wednesday, and I’ve waited years for the chance to see them (Chevelle).

    Did I tell you guys about my ragnar issues? That’s the long run thing. One runner is prego. So our reserve person is running (she really wanted to but couldn’t commit way back when). Another runner – he knocked up his (19 y/o) girlfriend. He’s young twenties, just out of active duty. I REALLY like him. Don’t care for the gf.

    ANyway, he’s already cancelled one thing he was attending due to this. Which – it was a very long weekend deal with crossfitters. So I was waiting for him to tell me he’s dropping out the ragnar. Nothing. SO I asked him the other day, and he said he may have to drop out because he doesn’t know when her doctor appointments are going to be.

    He apparently (and this is confirmed by my daughters who know her) has got himself a princess. Because, you know – you can schedule appointments around your schedule. the ONLY day he’d be busy is the friday. That’s it. One friday, over two months away.

    But whatever. I have a back up for him now. Now I just need another back up.

  43. I like how the left throws every possible roadblock in Trump’s way to the wall. We’ve voted for it, there was supposed to be money for it, it’s supposed to exist. Trump tries and tries to get money for it, gets contractors to submit plans, gets trial walls built, no dice. Neither side will budge.

    And then, when everything goes to shit (not mare’s husband’s term) they blame Trump for the whole fiasco, like he’s the one that’s dropped the ball. It’s been them (both sides of Congress) the entire time. And now the left is telling us we should drop Trump because he didn’t get it done?

    I’m with others, he’s no genius, he just gets little things done. Goes to show how little other presidents ever really get done. All he did was talk to Whoa Fat and presto, we have soldiers back, and a nuke deal is being bandied about.

    Gah, the left pisses me off so much, so disingenuous.

  44. Did you ever talk to your neighbor about selling his land, leon?

  45. If I can ride a scooter, I can fill in. RAGNAR is handicap accesible, right? I’ll borrow someone’s handicap mirror thingy.

  46. From last night:

    Was the cheese you put in the jar with the bacon the cream cheese, or some other cheese?

    I mixed the cream cheese with the eggs in the blender. Then put some bacon and shredded cheddar at the bottom of the jar before pouring in the mix. Put a little cheddar on top and microwaved to melt.

    The bacon I used isn’t very good. I’m going to try some good ham, and some veggies next time.

  47. princess likes to control her man, don’t she?

  48. Other than the C-Section scar, she looks like a contender.

  49. He indicated that he wanted to buy my woods at one point (about 1.5 acres at the back of the property), but no, I never told him I wanted to buy his place. My plan had always been to wait him out, but there were too many loose dog encounters with my barn cats and then with my daughter, so we decided it was time. Then we ran into all that trouble with building in Comstock, then we found this place and that was that.

  50. princess likes to control her man, don’t she?

    Yea, plus she’s 19 – so that helpless thing is still strong in her. And I’m sure she’s playing it to the hilt. Poor guy. None of us (crossfitters) like her. Even my friend Sam, who wouldn’t say shit if she had a mouth full of it, doesn’t like her.

    She doesn’t like crossfitting, and obviously doesn’t like it the things that take him away from her.

    How does it go from “I love you and everything you do” to … “please stop doing all those things you liked doing when I met you”? And the poor sap is bending to her will. Does he think she’s going to change?

  51. Top Gun: Maverick. Summer 2020

    oh yeah!

  52. But whatever. I have a back up for him now. Now I just need another back up.

    Concerts full of your weird music is my limit. I hate running.

  53. She’s shit testing him big time. He needs to step up and say, “I made this commitment, and I’m going to honor it and run that Friday.”

  54. The wall is slowly being built. Trump is willing to fight, but he won’t win every battle. He’s also not the kind of guy to throw good money after bad, which means he’s going to change direction if he doesn’t think something is working (see: the Census).

  55. The oldest son of my first office manager married a “Princess” girl he met in college. I saw my old practice manager (Katie) a couple of months ago in passing and we got caught up. He’s divorced from princess and married to another woman with a couple of kids and has one with her and another on the way.

  56. Brian Eno – Apollo: Atmospheres & Soundtracks (Full Album)

    If you like instrumental music / Brian Eno stuff this is on youtube. Good background music all about space travel (somehow it is although I think you need to be all weeded up to get the connection).

    Anyway, Apollo 11 Anniversary and all

  57. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on July 19, 2019 9:22 am
    She’s shit testing him big time. He needs to step up and say, “I made this commitment, and I’m going to honor it and run that Friday.”

    ——–
    This is a good lesson for a father to be.

  58. My oldest daughter, MJ. The blond in the pic in the car is my youngest daughter,
    ————————–
    I missed all of this! Congratulations!

  59. Photos

    The anti-drone guns look silly, the clown manning the door gun is just wrong.

  60. Thanks, MJ.

  61. This is a good lesson for a father to be.

    If she loves him, she’ll insist that he honor his commitment. He needs to tell her that.

  62. Tom Cruise gets dentures.

    Top Gum, then the Bottom Gum.

  63. Yea, I think she’s testing him or trying to set the parameters. He just doesn’t understand that.

    He is *super* fit and strong, but she’s been begging for burger king every night (because I’m pregnant) and he’s giving in (eating it with her, you know, to be supportive). My friend dana pointed out the fat in what he was eating …

    Once the “she’s so beautiful” wears off … chances are high he’s going to be miserable.

  64. I know he really, really wants to do it. If he’s already sacrificing what he wants to do when the baby is the size of a golfball, he’s just doomed. It’s a friday, saturday thing. She could go.

  65. Coalex – I’m hoping behemouth plays first, because I do NOT care for them. Since we have actual seats anyway, it’s not as if we couldn’t just go wonder during their set.

  66. Car in,

    Sounds good.

  67. She’s beginning her transition to dependapotamus giganticus.

  68. 19

    Dude needs to figure out how to wrap it up.

  69. she’s probably really hot.

  70. Trump really understands economic leverage and knows how to use it.

    He knew China was a huge issue and they were abusing us. He set up trade agreements with other Asian countries and India. Then when the trade war heated up, companies had alternatives to China production. He made it easy for companies to leave.

  71. she’s probably really hot.

    She’s 19, if she’s not really hot her genetics are trash.

  72. SHe’s not bad, but she’s not as attractive as my daughters. Plus- lots of makeup. She doesn’t have a natural look.

  73. His social media – mostly pictures of her. Her social media – mostly pictures of her.

  74. Dennis Prager & Jordan Peterson

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0GL_4cAkhI

  75. I bet she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch

  76. Men are stupid.

  77. Hey Mare.

  78. Comment by MJ on July 19, 2019 10:42 am
    I bet she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch

    Not anymore. She’s got him trapped. Maybe in a few years when she gets bored and starts hitting the bars while he’s working late.

  79. Once the “she’s so beautiful” wears off … chances are high he’s going to be miserable.

    He’s pussywhipped. They’re going to have to get married in order to break up.

    Seen it a million times.

  80. I feel awful for the poor child they’ve made.

  81. In more positive news, a gal at work got pregnant weeks after getting married (missed a pill or two during the honeymoon or something). Hubby didn’t want it, possible never kids ever. She made the appointment to abort, but then didn’t show to her appointment – even knowing it might end their marriage.

    Baby was born Wednesday and both mommy AND daddy are thrilled.

  82. With my running issue friend, it just seems they should have been together long enough to work out these control issues before they jumped into having a baby.

  83. I don’t think to thank God daily for allowing me to go through life married to the perfect woman. But I should. Being single seems to be a gateway condition for being insane.

  84. And I don’t want it to turn out badly, but it’s probably going to be on of those eventual “I told you so” things.

  85. Hubby didn’t want it, possible never kids ever. She made the appointment to abort, but then didn’t show to her appointment – even knowing it might end their marriage.

    Baby was born Wednesday and both mommy AND daddy are thrilled.

    It seems to me that if your bf or gf say that they don’t want kids and you do, or even think that you do… walk away. Now. Don’t wait around for another year or five hoping that they’ll change their minds. You’re only hurting yourself. Don’t marry them!

    It goes the same for when a girl is dating a guy who is an utter loser, such as living in his parent’s basement, no motivation for a career, only plays video games, etc. Your pussy isn’t magic, dear. It’s not going to transform him into marriage material.

  86. She didn’t want kids either . Or maybe possibly one day, but she had said before that she thought they might never have kids .

    But then she got pregnant.

    She was upset that she got pregnant – but she just couldn’t go through with the abortion.

    It has a pretty happy ending.

  87. Very happy ending.

  88. Ah, ok. Yes, a happy ending indeed.

  89. Your mom was a happy ending.

  90. good lord, if neither of them wanted kids, someone should have gotten fixed. Sounds like they couldn’t make up their minds, or weren’t really sure.

    There’s 1 way with each gender to solve that issue.

  91. Krysten Sinema seems to be playing the long game, establishing herself as a moderate Dem in a time when her party is going hard left. My guess is that she’s positioning herself to be a leader once they get smashed in 2020.

  92. I’m just pissy cuz no one can make a decision at work, again. Sorry.

  93. ood lord, if neither of them wanted kids, someone should have gotten fixed. Sounds like they couldn’t make up their minds, or weren’t really sure.

    There’s 1 way with each gender to solve that issue.

    May be that they both had never really gotten to the point where it was a definite NO. Getting shocked one month after the wedding …The initial reaction … etc …

    Happy ending. I imagine they’re going to think back and … remember how close they came to not having this child.

  94. Children change everything. When our first was born, it was as if I had been reborn into a new life. Pretty freaking awesome. Then came potty training.

  95. Ok, math time. Top Gun came out in 1986 (33 years ago). If, in TG2, Maverick is anything but a Four Star General, he had a sh*tty career.

  96. Not necessarily. Once you become colonel (or captain in the Navy) promotions after that are mostly political in nature.

  97. Some guys just don’t have the stomach for the ass kissing and horseshit.

  98. Ok, math time. Top Gun came out in 1986 (33 years ago). If, in TG2, Maverick is anything but a Four Star General, he had a sh*tty career.

    That’s like the opening conversation in the trailer. And admiral asks Maverick why he’s still only a Captain instead of at least a two-star and Maverick replies that it’s “one of life’s mysteries.” My guess is that they’ll write it as he didn’t want to give up flying, but his heroics in the first movie made it difficult to push him into retirement.

  99. Comment by scott on July 19, 2019 9:42 am
    Tom Cruise gets dentures.
    Top Gum, then the Bottom Gum.

    —–

    HA! Scott needs to write for Hollywood.

  100. Maybe he’ll be a Rear Admiral in this one.

  101. Comment by Pendejo on July 19, 2019 11:06 am
    I don’t think to thank God daily for allowing me to go through life married to the perfect woman. But I should. Being single seems to be a gateway condition for being insane.

    ——-

    I love hearing H2ers say lovely things about their husbands or wives. There’s enough bashing out there. I was kind of gushing about my husband but other than being boring, it’s not a bad thing.

  102. Still haven’t watched the trailer, but I will.
    I see Top Gun 2 as the Hollywood equivalent of internet click bait.

  103. Comment by Hotspur on July 19, 2019 10:48 am
    Hey Mare.

    ——–

    HO-LEE-SHIT.

    2 things.

    1.People are dumb.
    2.People have very low standards.

  104. “Top psychologists group member says…”

    Flush that shit right down the toilet.

  105. Just watched it. Looks like another volleyball scene is in it. Pass.

  106. not watching because of a volleyball scene? ok then

  107. not watching because of a volleyball scene? ok then
    Not gonna watch it ’cause it’s gonna suck more than Hotspur’s Mom on the 1st of the month.

  108. Rent’s gotta get paid, man.

  109. Wouldn’t she suck harder on the 31st, then?

  110. I’ve been subpoenaed to testify on a child abuse case multiple times. Same case, kept getting rescheduled. Eventually it was live for this morning so I figured I ought to figure out who the kid was and review my notes and the films. The subpoena listed 4 names and after searching for close to an hour I came up with nothing. I finally asked the hospital lawyer WTF in a more conventional way. The kid’s name was spelled wrong on the subpoena. Right before leaving work I looked it up and it was close to 2 years ago that I saw them twice in total. Zero memory of the kid. Anyway, I checked my work email at 10 last night and it was still on. Got up dreading the day, got ready and put decent clothes on and then went downstairs to drink coffee. On a whim I checked my phone walking by the coffee pot. They didn’t need me to testify according to 2 emails that came in after midnight. Fucking A. I’ve changed my schedule for this multiple times. Hopefully it’s concluded with the obvious perpetrator getting justice.

  111. Test

  112. It’s still on time if it comes on the 1st.

  113. Hell, it’s still on time if it comes in on the 10th.

  114. test

  115. There. Fixed

  116. hmm, what was wrong?

  117. did you go to the chinese Apple store, and order Sum Ting Wong?

  118. My shirts arrived Jay and they’re spectacular. The fabric, the design, the packaging … all top notch!

  119. awesome, mine is shipped, just waiting now. I’m glad to hear about the fabric not sucking.

  120. just checked the tracking, supposed to be here tomorrow!

  121. I think they’re going to be better after washing them a couple of times to soften the fabric. Cotton t-shirts generally get better with a couple of washes

  122. Someone needs to give me the keys so that I can see the mare wedding pictures. That, or you need to put one in POL, mare.

  123. The wall. That hasn’t been done and probably won’t be.

    Immigration in general. It’s been a disappointment

    Only so much Trump can do. Blame the f*ckwits, starting with Paul Ryan, who – along with the other RINOs refused to do shit out of the gate.

  124. do you have my email, beasn? send me a message with your login, so I can invite you

  125. I sent you a message with the address I have

  126. haha, hotspur had a trashcan comment from Meme on the Run. I approved it.

  127. I have to think if Trump is re-elected then Congress will flip to Rs and some serious border wall construction will occur.

  128. Speaking of husbands and wives. My husband almost pee’d himself when the guy was describing the beat down old man after years of marriage.

    Understanding The Wife’s Code. Jeff Allen

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccTYpVUP4kA

  129. We played that for the kids after their evening couples mentoring session. That was our contribution to mentoring them.

  130. Jimbro, would you mind linking your shirt again? I don’t want to get a cheap knock-off from Rush’s site.

  131. I have to think if Trump is re-elected then Congress will flip to Rs

    Never underestimate the demrat capacity for tripling down on massive voter fraud (i.e. – ballot harvesting) and the GOPe letting it happen.

  132. Never underestimate the demrat capacity for tripling down on massive voter fraud (i.e. – ballot harvesting) and the GOPe letting it happen.

    ———

    This x 1000.

  133. I don’t want to get a cheap knock-off from Rush’s site.

    Hahahahaha, Car in would like a word with you…

  134. I just volunteered to golf tomorrow. It’s only gonna be 95+

    I’m stupid

  135. Mare, your girls are lovely!! Beautiful family. Your daughter’s dress is similar to the one my daughter chose.

    https://tinyurl.com/yxvwhlum

  136. My daughter went for her fitting a few days ago. One of the things that had to be ‘fitted’ was the bodice. While there, the seamstress mentioned ‘cups’ and we’re like okay and she gave my daughter more padding. I’m like ‘wut’? Um, my daughter is willowy from head-to-toe. Adding two cup sizes is going to stick out like a really sore thumb.
    No cups, no cups.
    Seamstress is like, okay, usually the brides are okay with a little enhancement. Not us. We want her to look like her gown fits.

  137. Speaking of husbands and wives. My husband almost pee’d himself when the guy was describing the beat down old man after years of marriage.

    This is why sexbots that can cook a decent steak will be the end of our species.

  138. Also mare, if I buy the same MOB dress, that you wore, we would almost be twins — the hair color — though I’d be the chunky one.

  139. Admit the skit was funny, leon. If it weren’t for women, y’all die a lot sooner. And lilac bushes would live a lot longer.

  140. Why would you assume I meant female sexbots?

    Don’t women like shagging and good meals? And husbandobot won’t frost you by leaving his unnerwear on the bed/floor/lampshade.

  141. The thing in the skit about having to infer what is meant from the wife’s question is spot on.

  142. Thank you, Beasnsnsnsnssn. Your daughter’s dress is beautiful. That style is so flattering to the slender ones, with nice arms and good posture. She’s going to be a knockout!

    I’m game for twinning, Besnsnsnsnsns

    Beasnsnsnsnsnsm, between you and me, Amazon and Target sell *cough* covers that have adhesive and lift so no bodice is necessary.
    Something like this, although the non fabricy ones are nicer. Thy just look like silicone.
    https://tinyurl.com/y4w3hyvy

    Daughter said the adhesive worked all day and we were in Florida in serious humidity and I’m sure lots of sweating was going on.

  143. They worked for at least 13 hours.

  144. They are natural-looking, no increase in size. Acts like a bra without the lines of a bodice. And if you don’t wear them the dress style can look a little too natural IYKWIMAITTYD.

  145. mare, beasnette doesn’t have enough to lift. That’s why she needs the bodice tailored down to her AA size. There are cups in the gown now, but they’re probably a B cup.
    Small chested and quite thin = she can wear almost anything and rock it.

  146. When the seamstress brought out the other set of cups, that brought her to a C cup. Umm, big nope. The girl stands sideways and disappears.

  147. Bodice blog on BBF. Coincidence?

  148. If she chose a dress without cups, A round bandaid is probably all she would need. HAHAHA

  149. Bitty Boob Friday.

    That can either mean ‘small’ or ‘old’.

  150. And husbandobot won’t frost you by leaving his unnerwear on the bed/floor/lampshade.

    Hmm, I hadn’t thought of that. They wouldn’t chop down lilacs unless you programmed them to chop lilacs.

    You’ll be able to program a lot of things *cough*.

    I’ll have to give this more thought.

  151. Nah, maybe as a toy.

  152. Ugh, I need to mow tonight but it’s 90F out there. I don’t want to kill the tractor.

  153. It’s 96 here. Humidity makes it feel like 107.
    I did a little gardening at 8:30 this morning. Had a nice breeze going on then.
    Picked the first banana peppers of the year. Made sure to mix in a bunch of ground up egg shells before planting. No brown spots YAY!

  154. Beasnette’s dress is gorgeous. Future Beasnsoninlaw better appreciate what he has.

  155. Soninlaw-to-be is a nice kid. I hope he’s healthy enough to reproduce. He’s thinner than my son, who, btw, has put on a few pounds.

    When son came in for my SIL’s mother’s funeral, I thought he looked better than normal. He said he’s now a bit over 150. I wish he would find a nice girl.

  156. I’d have loved to set you up with my daughter, CoAlex, but she’s a nervous little filly and spooked easily. SIL-to-be is also on the shy side and has the same clammy handshake. I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or bad.

  157. If you like Nine Lines stuff you’ll probably like Grunt Style and Ranger UP product line. If you dont, yer probably a commie fag.

    Im back……New Name, Same bad attitude…..more muscles and improved shot accuracy.

  158. Yeah, and there’s nothing better than getting set up by your mom.

  159. I had a couple of Morons try to set me up with their friend. It… did not go well.

  160. HEY!! I’m a good man picker outer.
    It’s not my fault my daughter got more of my MIL’s genes and not mine.

  161. TeeRoy! Welcome back. Where the heck you been? Your health okay?

  162. new name, bullwhips question

    although, it’s tt, so do we really want to know?

  163. Everyone left early to huff wasp spray.

    Going to do All The Yardwork tomorrow. Including painting the coal-chute house.

  164. Hey Pupster, you going to be around 9/14?
    PERSIMMON FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  165. Uh..probably?

    One persimmon fell off while it was still green, I put it on the kitchen window sill and it started to turn yellow then orange but ended up brown and gross.

    Yeah, if you are headed this way let’s pack some clocks.

  166. I painted your mom’s coal chute.

  167. I’ll have to do a photo-essay of it for Monday.

  168. We are going to explore the Asheville area.

  169. We are going to explore the Asheville area.

    Things that sound nasty but aren’t.

  170. We are going to explore the Asheville area.
    isn’t nasty
    I painted your mom’s coal chute.
    is

  171. first Friday off in years, and you guys are off doing something else. Not your brothers, I hope.

  172. I been training. My health is excellent thank you, ive improved my cardio from zero to acceptable with room for improvement, been knocking out the reps and sending rounds downrange. Heat beat my ass today but it beat everyone elses ass too.

    I see yall been busy marrying yer daughters off and talkin bout tittys (or lack thereof) and the many ways one could approach enhancing thier appearance utilizing prosthetics and adhesives……..sounds like fun times to me

  173. I’ve been stimulating the economy.

    Booking flights, rental cars, and hotels.

    Expedia is a scam.

  174. Ashville is nice, except for all the hillbillies and hippies. We are about 2 hours away, if you are flying into Charlotte I’ll hear your plane.

  175. I like hillbillies.

  176. Make sure you take a canoe trip down a river! Bring your bow and arrow.

  177. Mrs. Pupster landed a gig at the Health Food Co-op in Ashville, she is helping them with their marketing.

    frenchbroadfood.coop

    I think they are focused on too narrow of a market segment. But I’m just a dumb white guy.

  178. Just French broads?

    That is stupid.

  179. This is what goes on in the rental space above the French broad.

    https://tinyurl.com/y5cvqpyl

  180. Vole count – 2
    But not before one of the little fuckers finished off my biggest wild violet. Of all the stuff they could chew on, they zeroed in on the large salvia, most of the lobelia, and the wild violet. Gone.

  181. Pretty sure voles do their damage below ground.

    If plants are eaten to the ground it’s deer or a Fat Bastard.

    Bunnies tend to nibble.

  182. GAHHH…pupster!

    Be vewy vewy careful doing the downward dog.

  183. Your mom shops at the French Broad.

    Oui oui

  184. Scott, moles are mostly underground. Voles are field mice. They do as much damage as the rabbits. Rabbits tend to eat the flowers. Voles sometimes starts with flowers, most times they strip from the bottom up…because they’re closer to the ground.

  185. bunnies are vewy hungwy, too

  186. The hole where I’m catching them is right behind the salvia. They come out, chew a stem at ground level, slurp it like a noodle…go to the next. Sometimes venture a little farther…’oh look, a wild violet’ (which isn’t in bloom right now).

    I’ve actually seen a baby one do just that, a couple of years ago. Got six of his family that year.

    Damn snake moved out too soon.

  187. Oh goody, Schumer is at the border now.

  188. When the petunias start disappearing, I’ll know a bunny moved in somewhere close. They tend to just eat the flowers/petals. Voles eat the leaves and the flowers…and leave the naked stems to whither and die.

  189. Schumer at the border? QUICK, someone close the gate!

  190. You got it right, Beasn.

    I got my critters mixed up.

  191. watching the game, beasn?

  192. What game? We have antennae teevee and I’m not seeing any game. Husband was watching something about astronauts earlier.

  193. cards game. Not local there?

  194. Work was horrible tonight. Dripping sweat. Horrid.

  195. Dior’s elegance regained popularity.

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