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Your model for today was born in San Francisco, California on December 7th, 1991.  She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 38 – 25 – 36 and 143 lbs.  Please check your breath and talk about Keto with Miss Laci Kay Somers!

 

 

July 12, 2019
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, American Hero, ann coulter, Balls, bangin' your bud, BBF, Boobs, Genital Itch, Good Stupid, Incisor, Juice, Luckiest Dog Alive, misogyny, Moist, Molar, monkey love, Nice Melons, paris hilton whore, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, robust hindquarters, slut, starfish, Steamed Lobster, Stetson, Stetson (for men), stupid fucking hippies, Suck It. . . Author: Pupster

93 Comments

  1. Comment by n8sebaka on July 12, 2019 4:42 am

    She thick.

  2. Comment by mare on July 12, 2019 5:29 am

    She doesn’t seem very fun.

  3. Comment by Pupster on July 12, 2019 6:15 am

    She is buoyant though.

  4. Comment by n8sebaka on July 12, 2019 6:29 am

    Two man band, huh. Wonder if they’re accepting resumes for a hype man.

  5. Comment by Brother Cavil on July 12, 2019 6:38 am

    Bleached silicone blonde. I’m calling a DQ.

  6. Comment by Tex Lovera on July 12, 2019 7:24 am

    Fantastic bod (although her upper is modded). Not a fan of the dyed-grey look.

    Only one facial expression, which does not betray a high IQ…

  7. Comment by n8sebaka on July 12, 2019 7:49 am

    I can see it now. “We’d like the stuffed crust pizza stuffed with cheese and sauce.”

    https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/villa-italian-kitchen-just-the-crust-pizza

  8. Comment by Jimbro on July 12, 2019 8:03 am

    Kaci’s Smash Status is a 8 out of 10. I haven’t watched the videos so I may need to amend that

  9. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 12, 2019 8:04 am

    Isn’t that just… breadsticks?

    Fuck it all. World’s gone mad, this is the End of Days.

  10. Comment by mare on July 12, 2019 8:29 am

    Have any of you seen Toy Story 4 or Aladdin?

    Asking for a friend.

  11. Comment by mare on July 12, 2019 8:31 am

    I may need to amend that

    ———

    I believe we have a pretty broad amend policy here at the H2. But definitely bring your receipt.

  12. Comment by lauraw on July 12, 2019 8:33 am

    I saw your mom ‘acting’ in a version of Toy Story 4, but it wasn’t shown in a regular theater. Pretty sure she has been filmed rubbing the living Hell out of Aladdin’s lamp, too.

  13. Comment by lauraw on July 12, 2019 8:36 am

    So, yesterday I went with some fam on a daytrip to Salem. Weird place. Very nice, though, by the ocean. All the little shops are witch-themed. It’s all rather silly.

    The going rate at restaurants for some rawbar oysters was 2.75-2.95 a piece, and that just seems idiotic.

  14. Comment by mare on July 12, 2019 8:39 am

    I can’t believe you would rank on my Mom’s acting skills. RUDE.

  15. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 12, 2019 8:42 am

    I can see it now. “We’d like the stuffed crust pizza stuffed with cheese and sauce.”

    1) Perfect side business for the Chuck E Cheese next door. Kids eat all the pizza, pack up the crusts, and sell them next door!

    2) ?

    4) Profit!

  16. Comment by Jimbro on July 12, 2019 9:05 am

    Paula took Ben to Salem with a couple of her friends a while ago. It was all “Witch this, Witch that” and I was glad I skipped it. Pretty sure they toured the House Of Seven Gables.

  17. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 12, 2019 9:37 am

    So, ordinarily when recruiters hit me up on LinkedIn, I tell them where I live and that I cannot relocate, then ask if the work can be done remotely. 6/10 never respond, 3.99999999/10 say “no, has to be on-site in this urban shithole”.

    Today, for the first time ever, one said “I’ll check, can you send me a current resume?”

    It’s in Kazoo. I could commute a couple of times a week if I had to.

  18. Comment by Hotspur on July 12, 2019 9:51 am

    Chicks with dicks.

  19. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 12, 2019 9:59 am

    They are really just boys with boobs.

  20. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 12, 2019 10:12 am

    Recruiter wants to talk at 11.

    I’m cautiously optimistic.

  21. Comment by Brother Cavil on July 12, 2019 10:15 am

    Salem’s a tourist trap. Also, a scam.

  22. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 12, 2019 10:25 am

    after this morning’s deployment adventures, I want to talk to a recruiter too.

  23. Comment by mare on July 12, 2019 10:29 am

    There were three climate change warriors who were standing on blocks of ice with nooses around their necks, anyone know if they hung themselves? It’s colossally stupid but I’ll give props if they gave their lives for their stupid cause.

  24. Comment by PepeLp on July 12, 2019 10:52 am

    Expression on the cat’s face…..

    https://tinyurl.com/y2ddacqd

  25. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on July 12, 2019 11:24 am

    “For the love of God, someone please fuck her…”

  26. Comment by n8sebaka on July 12, 2019 11:30 am

    Epstein Dead Pool. https://f30.bimmerpost.com/forums/showthread.php?p=25018248

  28. Comment by beasn on July 12, 2019 11:48 am

    The voles are back. While looking over the garden, I saw movement in my periphery….a fat little cute f*cker, destroyer of all things pretty in my garden, in no hurry to get under my porch.
    Closer inspection, half of the lobelia has been chewed to the ground.
    FRACK!

    Will be setting traps later today.

  29. Comment by n8sebaka on July 12, 2019 11:49 am

    I sent that to my parents, Jay.

    In all seriousness, Epstein should be denied bail and kept in protective custody under suicide watch.

  30. Comment by Jimbro on July 12, 2019 11:52 am

    I’d like to amend my 8/10 smash to a 6/10 smash after watching/skimming through the videos.

    #1. She needs a better sound man. Can barely hear her speaking.

    #b. What I did hear from her confirmed her vapidity. “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt”.

    #z. Why did the Vlog called “Bikini’s In Breckenridge” use the possessive form of bikini?

    #&. She’s a couple of tacos away from a sad life of chasing MLM schemes and pining away for the good old days

  31. Comment by Jimbro on July 12, 2019 12:02 pm

    Huh, Acosta resigned. Probably to end the distraction of the Dems/MSM associating Trump with Epstein via him.

  32. Comment by Car in on July 12, 2019 12:09 pm

    wakey wakey

  33. Comment by Car in on July 12, 2019 12:11 pm

    I think Michael Hugo may be the densest person ever. And he can shove his socratic method of asking questions up his ass. He does it to avoid actual argument.

  34. Comment by Car in on July 12, 2019 12:12 pm

    trying to schedule the lasik surgery this fine day AND THEY’RE NOT CALLING ME BACK.

    I guess the gal who does the scheduling is doing shit. whatever.

  35. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 12, 2019 12:56 pm

    Quite the butterface.

  36. Comment by Brother Cavil on July 12, 2019 12:59 pm

    Damn near tranny face. I mean, San Francisco, come on…

  37. Comment by Pendejo on July 12, 2019 1:03 pm

    Is she using caulk for her cosmetics? That shit is thick.

    CAULK!!!!

  38. Comment by Jimbro on July 12, 2019 1:41 pm

    Rush is proudly mentioning there’s NOW 120 KNOCKOFFS!!!

    ZOMG1!!!1!1

  39. Comment by n8sebaka on July 12, 2019 1:45 pm

    I’m listening too, Jimbro. But no one, NO ONE, has the fabric he uses. And the artwork . . .!

  40. Comment by Jimbro on July 12, 2019 1:54 pm

    On to Rush Revere!!!

  41. Comment by Brother Cavil on July 12, 2019 2:15 pm

    Rush was always a huckster among everything else, but it seems like he’s gone over the top now.

  42. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 12, 2019 2:16 pm

    hehe, can’t wait to get my knockoff that I bought before Rush had shirts.

    I even bought one for Paul Anka.

  43. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 12, 2019 2:20 pm

    Hugo is an ass. Nailed him with the census question as he was misleading someone else, and he wouldn’t admit a fact. Long form census is indeed a census form, and was counted. He was misleading to make it seem like it wasn’t.

  44. Comment by n8sebaka on July 12, 2019 2:21 pm

    He totally dropped a deuce on that kid’s Rush Revere idea. Glad he got a new iPad, though.

  45. Comment by Jimbro on July 12, 2019 2:22 pm

    I’ve always identified him as a huckster. The whole “knockoff” thing has really been over the top.

  46. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 12, 2019 2:24 pm

    he makes millions for a reason. Used Car Salesman, New Car Salesman, all are salesmen.

  47. Comment by Car in on July 12, 2019 2:29 pm

    Rush’s shirts profits all go to the tunnels to towers charity.

    I think he’s really just trying to make a HUGE point, politically, and using the sale of the shirts to do it.

  48. Comment by Car in on July 12, 2019 2:30 pm

    I’m going to assume the knockoff shirts do NOT go to charity.

  49. Comment by Car in on July 12, 2019 2:31 pm

    I will not allow you people to disparage Rush. He’s done more to create new and younger conservatives than anyone. What other political analyst /huckster can you say that about? Jonah Goldberg? David Frum?

  50. Comment by Car in on July 12, 2019 2:31 pm

    And, no I don’t listen to him every day, although I used to. I mostly listen to metal music. Duh.

  51. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 12, 2019 2:33 pm

    Phone interview Monday at 430.

  52. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 12, 2019 2:37 pm

    Heh, I’m not trying to disparage him, just his over the top shirt huckstering.

  53. Comment by n8sebaka on July 12, 2019 2:43 pm

    Sweet. Now you have the whole weekend to stress.

  54. Comment by Brother Cavil on July 12, 2019 2:50 pm

    Look, the man’s a huckster, and he’s brought up some fine talent in his wake. Both things are true. Stating one does not deny the other.

    Besides, he’s OUR huckster.

  55. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 12, 2019 2:54 pm

    Mapped it. If I can’t work from home most of the time it’s a non-starter. Bing says 96 minutes at 6am. They have another office in South Bend, but that might not be an option either.

  56. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 12, 2019 2:55 pm

    Going to look at a possible rental property tomorrow morning. I really should just retire early and become a slumlord like Tushar.

  57. Comment by Car in on July 12, 2019 3:06 pm

    Is he really a “huckter” if what he is hucking goes to charity?

  58. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on July 12, 2019 3:07 pm

    Considering the finances of most charities these days…

  59. Comment by Jimbro on July 12, 2019 3:08 pm

    Like Jay said, I’m not disparaging him at all. The shirt thing is over the top though. He mentioned he was on F&F this morning. That will drive sales up and increase profits for the charity which is a good thing. The shirt I bought also benefits a charity. No mention of that.

  60. Comment by Brother Cavil on July 12, 2019 3:46 pm

    Man didn’t get where he is without self-promotion. Not to say he hasn’t done a lot of good while he was at it. Just the nature of the game.

  61. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on July 12, 2019 3:46 pm

    they can’t really learn to code because they’re retards.
    Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 03:34 PM

    ace, when you work with enough developers, you find that’s not an impenetrable barrier to entry.
    Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2019 03:38 PM (DMUuz)

  62. Comment by Brother Cavil on July 12, 2019 3:47 pm

    OK, looks like our soon-to-barely-be-a-hurricane will take a wide path around me. Just as well, we’ve had enough damage in the gulf from anything or anyone named “Barry” in the past decade.

  64. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on July 12, 2019 4:06 pm

    Aide: “Madam Speaker, your own freshman Democrats are accusing you of racism and the CBC is about ready to throw down against them.”
    Pelosi: “Could this day get any worse?”
    Aide: “President Trump just spoke up on your behalf…”

  65. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 12, 2019 4:10 pm

    Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2019 03:38 PM (DMUuz)

    hahahahhahaha

  66. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 12, 2019 4:11 pm

    damn ad blocker won’t let me read rick’s story

  67. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 12, 2019 4:16 pm

    Ross Perot supported veterans his whole life, and also the military in general. On Wings of Eagles Pretty good book too.

  68. Comment by Brother Cavil on July 12, 2019 4:56 pm

    I would say Pelosi would take up day drinking, but I suspect she’s a long-time veteran of the practice.

  69. Comment by lclintsp on July 12, 2019 5:45 pm

    Mare we saw Toy Story 4 last weekend. Decent but not great.

  70. Comment by mare on July 12, 2019 5:52 pm

    I KNEW Clint would know!!

  71. Comment by Hotspur on July 12, 2019 6:21 pm

    ‘Sup, cunts?

  72. Comment by Pupster on July 12, 2019 6:23 pm

    Going to look at a possible rental property tomorrow morning.

    Wait..you are looking for more real estate to purchase?

  73. Comment by PepeLp on July 12, 2019 7:33 pm

    Hey, he’s on a roll……….

  74. Comment by Brother Cavil on July 12, 2019 7:43 pm

    He’s going to conquer Michigan by buying it one lot at a time.

  75. Comment by Pupster on July 12, 2019 8:14 pm

    Cavil?

    https://tinyurl.com/y2eeka3q

  78. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on July 12, 2019 8:59 pm

    Pork is in the Crock-Pot with a can of chipotles and a bottle of apple cider…

  79. Comment by scott on July 12, 2019 9:29 pm

    * invents Crock Pot, Crossfit for fatties *

  80. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on July 12, 2019 9:36 pm

    Cross Pot

    CrockFit

  81. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 12, 2019 9:40 pm

    This is a trailer on a small lot in Indiana farm country. Might be a good investment. Wife wants to make an offer contingent on selling the farmland near Kazoo.

  82. Comment by XBradTC, HSD (@xbradtc) on July 12, 2019 10:00 pm

    Cross Pot

    CrockFit

    I might have shit myself a little bit laughing.

  83. Comment by scott on July 12, 2019 10:15 pm

    Three burgers and a shake for time, then burpees.

  84. Comment by Brother Cavil on July 12, 2019 10:17 pm

    Instapots spy for China.

    The toaster is still loyal.

  85. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 13, 2019 12:29 am

    I like Scott’s workout. except the burpees

  86. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 13, 2019 12:40 am

    I think imma gonna give up the pizza job. not fun anymore. I’ll sub but just not on the schedule.

  87. Comment by lauraw on July 13, 2019 12:58 am

    I’m going in a little early at work tomorrow for an in-service education blurb. Bummer, because I was hoping to get one more mini-episode of kitchen freshening-prep in, before work.

  88. Comment by osoloco11 on July 13, 2019 2:02 am

    Mare, Guy Ritchie directed Aladdin. Action sequences were great. Very parkour. Jasmine is given a feminist anthem that sucked. I became emotionally involved with the magic carpet. Scene stealer! Will Smith surprised me.

  89. Comment by osoloco11 on July 13, 2019 2:05 am

    I forget to have restaurants hold the lettuce shred and cilantro. Not a fan of wipipo tacos.

  90. Comment by osoloco11 on July 13, 2019 3:01 am

    I was watching the Angels game on my phone, using Coors Field WiFi, because my Reds suck. I’ve watched the Reds in 6 stadiums. 2-4. Dan says that “I’m a Jinx.” (His boss doesn’t like me to watch Penguin hockey. She says that I’m a Jinx)

  91. Comment by Sean M. on July 13, 2019 4:07 am

    Debt exacerbated Roberta’s problems.

  92. Comment by mare on July 13, 2019 5:48 am

    Thanks, Oso!!

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