Meme on the Run

Let the music play!

We’ve all been there.
APersonWhoWinsAnArgumentWithALiberal

You know they are evil.
DucksHowToMakeThemPay

Check all the boxes!
ICommittedAll7Sins

Every single day.
IfIHadANickel

One thing first, dems!
Impeachment

Watch your mouth!
IRealizedIHaveARoadRageProblem

MJ, you smooth talker!
TellMeSomethingRomantic

They grow up so fast!
TheresATalkingRaccoonOnMyCouch

Sun Tzu, isn’t it?
TheSecretRepublicanPlot

There’s always that one guy, isn’t there?
WhenYouPushAPullDoor

Did we get all of them?
WhiteBlackStraightGay

I know, I know, you’re dying here.

 

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168 Comments

  1. Test testes test

  2. Jimbro filter is finally operational.

  3. Now Lauraw is our sole source of medical advice. “Rub some mulch and manure enriched microwaved hot dirt on it”.

  4. Jimbro Filter Defeated by the power of TESTES!

  5. “Hmm, you better put some ice on that”

  6. I thought I was finally locked out of H2.

    *feels sheepish I made several nasty comments on H4*

  7. High fives Jay for his choice of categories.

  8. WSJ article title from this morning:

    “Nike Nixes ‘Betsy Ross Flag’ Sneaker After Colin Kaepernick Intervenes”
    -Sneaker maker pulls Independence Day-themed shoe after NFL star raised concerns about symbolism-

    He’s still all in on this. Wonder why the NFL doesn’t want him around.

  9. Mornin’ all. Jeez, how may H’s are there, anyway?

  10. Don’t move, Pupster.

    *mulches Pupster *

    STAY.

  11. Leon (I think) mentioned this recently

    https://www.collective-evolution.com/2019/07/01/did-mark-zuckerberg-really-create-facebook/

    Tinfoil hat-wearing people are sometimes right.

    *starts Facebook group for dog mulchers*

  12. Don’t wear metal on your head. You’ll be a shiny dot in the SAR imagery. Mind-control tech works through your smartphone anyhow, not your skull.

  13. The writing on that site is surprisingly coherent considering the topics they appear to cover. I wonder if the articles are AI-generated.

  14. I wonder if Shakira is hairy

    https://tinyurl.com/y5n9yk3s

    After all, she’s got some Lebanese in her

  15. I got my Celestron C8 telescope out of its footlocker over the weekend. First time I’ve had it out in probably 25 years. SYWM

    I’m taking it up north this weekend where the skies are really dark. HotBride’s never seen it. SYWM again, you filthy minded degenerates.

  16. Ok, why couldn’t Jimbro post?

  17. Fantastic news!

    I hope you spot Uranus

  18. Not sure, hopefully it was a one time thing and Pupster fixtit.

  19. I was just wondering what setting I missed. Or if WordPress gave us a new “feature” that I missed.

  20. I love conspiracy theories. Especially the Trump is Russian asset.

    I asked my FIL this weekend when it was going to end. He fervently believes there are pee tapes, racist tapes, and that Trump is a Russian spy and has been for 30 years.

    I asked him when it ends. When does he decide that it’s not real. He told me that Mueller will set all this straight when he testifies. This time, for the 4000th time, this is going to be it.

    I asked him what if it doesn’t.

    He told me that if Mueller is a bust it must be because he’s compromised.

    We did this for about 30 mins. I loved every second.

    Absence of proof is proof.

  21. Scott’s thought that MA and CT will be paying for those motorcycle deaths is looking more and more prescient

    https://www.bostonherald.com/2019/07/01/hundreds-of-licenses-suspended-as-rmv-probe-unveils-broad-mismanagement/

  22. Wakey wakey

    You guys need to hear this.

  23. I checked the post settings and couldn’t find a problem, Jay. Dindonuffin.

  24. Coalex has agreed to come up and see one of my cats fucking in a closet concerts. Just thought you guys should know. So you can all stop making fun of my music as if NO ONE ELSE likes it.

    Unless … this is all a plot. He’s going as a spy?

  25. He’s hoping to get cougar-hunted by one of your crackfat friends.

    And I’m hoping he succeeds.

  26. Agent CoAlex ABORT ABORT ABORT!

  27. Looks like it would take more than a “couple of beers” to impair Mr Martinez. I don’t think he weighs 100 pounds.

  28. LOL. Two chicks are going and both have boyfriends. They’re both super nice and fun though. They’re turning into my “go to” concert buds.

  29. In college I worked with a mother and daughter, the mother was pure Colombian and the daughter was Lebanese-Colombian. Both were smoking hot.

  30. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 2, 2019 9:18 am
    Agent CoAlex ABORT ABORT ABORT!

    *activates emergency transponder*
    *inflates skyhook system*
    *waits for C-17 to pull me to safety*

  31. These guys are playing – and they are just … I’m obsessed.

  32. https://imgur.com/gallery/M5MhSsp

  33. LOL. the tickets aren’t bought yet.

    But I do want to firm up in the next day or two.

  34. It’s Gojira, Slipknot, Volbeat and one other band I’m not super familiar with.

    I’ve had people tell me slipknot is amazing in concert.

  35. I couldn’t post either, Jay. Some glitch.

  36. LOL. the tickets aren’t bought yet.

    But I do want to firm up in the next day or two.

    I’m in. It sounds like it will be fun.

  37. “After all, she’s got some Lebanese in her”

    ========

    Like to put a little more Lebanese in her? ;)

  38. A different arrangement of Shooting Star. Texas Style.

  39. But I do want to firm up in the next day or two.

    So do most men.

  40. For Car in

  41. So… he wants to feel pain and suffering because the soldiers who died can no longer feel pain and suffering??

    Ooookayy….

  42. Like to put a little more Lebanese in her? ;)

    I was waiting for that one!

  43. I think it’s more he wants to push himself, because he still can. Waaay too many people always seek the easy route. We’ve become soft and lazy. Anything that is hard is to be avoided.

  44. Anything that is hard is to be avoided.

    The fruit hangs so low in this place, even xBrad won’t touch it.

  45. The weather has finally been dry enough for me to get some scythe mowing in here and there. Pretty sure if I did that often enough I’d be hard as wood without needing a gym ever.

    Plus grip strength 4 dayz.

  46. GardFit.

    Hipsters pay you $100 a month to scythe your lawn, spread compost, haul rocks, etc.

  47. Heh.

    I’m thinking about building a driveway and a “tiny house” on the Kazoo land and leasing it to hippies for gardening. You can’t legally live there with a domicile or anything, but you can “camp” there and do whatever you like with the land so long as you haul away your waste. I’m thinking we might get to the point of at least covering the property taxes.

  48. Great, now a bunch of border guards in a facebook group are under investigation because they post bad things about AOC.

    I hope no one here posts anything derogatory.

  49. Hey everyone, remember when the right was mocked for suggesting that the left wanted to abolish marriage?

  50. This is where we are:

    In 2019 we’re talking about busing to integrate schools.

    Have I been hit in the head with a lemon bear?

  51. This place is too caucasian.

  52. We should have a quota.

    Where’s my gays at? O HI EVERYONE!

  53. I’m a black man, we’re fine.

  54. I am a meat Popsicle.

  55. Funny thing GND said yesterday:

    It was like balls of silicone in my mouth

    I’ll give you three guesses as to what she was describing.

  56. speaking of gay jokes, you should be watching The Greg Gutfeld show on saturdays on Fox. Still hilarious. He needs to get Andy Levy back.

  57. I’ll give you three guesses as to what she was describing.

    Having silicone balls in her mouth?

  58. Potential Meat Up activity

    https://tinyurl.com/yxff554d

  59. I’ll give you three guesses as to what she was describing.

    Me?

  60. I’ll take causation or correlation for $200

    Single people, by contrast, are far more connected to the social world around them. On average, they provide more care for their siblings and aging parents. They have more friends. They are more likely to offer help to neighbors and ask for it in return. This is especially true for those who have always been single, shattering the myth of the spinster cat lady entirely. Single women in particular are more politically engaged—attending rallies and fundraising for causes that are important to them—than married women

  61. https://www.neuticles.com/

  62. Single women in particular are more politically engaged—attending rallies and fundraising for causes that are important to them—than married women

    Typically to the detriment of important things, like civilization and stuff.

    They’re really going to miss The Patriarchy when it’s gone. Oh wait, no they won’t. They’ll be burka-clad sex-slaves of a sultan, imam, or feudal warlord after they finish tearing down the tattered remains of Christendom.

  63. I’ll give you three guesses as to what she was describing.

    Bert, Ernie, Big Bird

  64. Do we really want a president who has had cock up the ass?

  65. I think MJ would do all right.

  66. This is fucked up. I hate my generation

    Dr. Fisher says her research suggests today’s singles seek to learn as much as possible about a potential partner before they spend time, energy and money on courtship. As a result, the path to romance has changed significantly. Whereas a “first date” used to represent the getting-to-know you phase of a courtship, now going on an official date with someone comes later in the relationship.

    And for some singles, sex has become the getting-to-know you phase of courtship. In a study conducted for Match.com, Dr. Fisher found that among a representative sample, 34 percent of singles had sex with somebody before the first date. She calls it “the sex interview.”

    “In my day you went out on a first date with someone you didn’t know very well, and you went to dinner or mini golf,” she said. “The first date has changed — it’s time consuming and expensive. Now they have a sex interview with a person to see if they want to invest in a first date.”.

  67. Funny thing GND said yesterday:

    It was like balls of silicone in my mouth

    I’ll give you three guesses as to what she was describing.

    Bubble tea?

  68. Dr. Fisher says her research suggests today’s singles seek to learn as much as possible about a potential partner before they spend time, energy and money on courtship. As a result, the path to romance has changed significantly. Whereas a “first date” used to represent the getting-to-know you phase of a courtship, now going on an official date with someone comes later in the relationship.

    And for some singles, sex has become the getting-to-know you phase of courtship. In a study conducted for Match.com, Dr. Fisher found that among a representative sample, 34 percent of singles had sex with somebody before the first date. She calls it “the sex interview.”

    “In my day you went out on a first date with someone you didn’t know very well, and you went to dinner or mini golf,” she said. “The first date has changed — it’s time consuming and expensive. Now they have a sex interview with a person to see if they want to invest in a first date.”.

    Jesus, I don’t know if I’ll ever really be ready, but please come soon.

  69. Comment by Hotspur on July 2, 2019 1:54 pm
    Do we really want a president who has had cock up the ass?

    ———-

    HA! Hotspur has already forgotten about Obama.

  70. Storytime!

    I was leaving Tractor Supply with a big bag of dog food and a HUGE box – (dog crate). A older man and a young boy (both wearing cowboy hats) saw me leaving – and the young man followed me to the car and said “I’ll help you with that!” He was 9ish. After we emptied everything, he took the cart and said “I got that for you.” I certainly didn’t want to wreck it and tell them that I could certainly handle the load. It was literally the cutest thing ever. I’m thinking it was grandpa teaching his grandson how to be a man.

  71. It’s what I call the werewolf problem…that might be a nice person to start a life with, that might be someone you’ll part with on bad terms, or you could get your throat ripped out when they wind up being a werewolf. Either you spend a lot of time figuring out what they are as best you can or you decide whether it’s worth taking the chance. (It’s the same problem as we have with immigration these days, and some other areas it seems.)

  72. I’m still sad that I didn’t actually turn out to be a werewolf. I was really hoping for that.

    Thanks Cavil, now I’m going to be sad all day.

  73. I like shaming the teenagers at stores by helping their parents/grandparents with their groceries. I especially like the acid glares.

  74. Yeah, but did they post mean things about the pastors? That’s the important thing.

  75. https://tinyurl.com/y5l9yfnf

  76. Pupster tried the whole werewolf thing, but couldn’t quite get it right…

  77. I was leaving Tractor Supply with a big bag of dog food and a HUGE box – (dog crate).

    He looks too old for Erin.

    https://tinyurl.com/y4mzgf77

  78. Bubble tea?
    —————-
    That was a helluva guess, but no.

  79. Grocery-store cherry tomatoes?

  80. It really sucks that my clearance expired. Makes job hunting so much fun.

  81. And the Alpaca goes on a 3 county killing spree.

    https://tinyurl.com/y3n48zzf

  82. The alpaca is likely there as a livestock guardian. A lot of people say not to oversocialize with those as they can get careless to threats or something.

  83. Yeah, you can tell by the expression on the alpaca’s face at the end that he knows he got hosed. He went off to deal with the rejection.

  84. I love how the baby goats were all, “Me, I’m next, pick me up now.”

  85. I saw this in a movie. They all go back to the barn and plot against the human.

  86. The alpaca has his face covered, and wears a lot of black now.

  87. Veterinarian: How did you get all these cuts on your forelegs?

    Alpaa: *looks down and away* Stop pretending you even care.

  88. Aww, baby goats are adorable. Grown up goats are asking to be sacrificed. Brrr

  89. Anything that is hard is to be avoided.

    That is not what she said.

  90. I’ve been watching videos of designers – and others – who have left ravelry. Sounds like they’ve been cunts for a long time. From affirmative actioning designer work to disappearing groups in their forum section to being a part of the mob attack of a wool merchant/fiber artist on instagram. If you didn’t join in the attacks, you were attacked/banned….destroying many a small business. Not to mention doing squat about all the pirating of intellectual property going on.
    Leftist f*cks have to destroy everything they touch. F*ckers.

  91. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  92. Pendejo, I’m not related to any D-Rat Rio Arriba Martinez. Rio Arriba used to be one of the most corrupt counties in NM. My cousin, Donald, was a cop there. He kept getting in trouble for “Ticketing” the wrong people. Became a cop in Santa Fe. This former Magistrate Judge/Current Judiciary leader will probably end up getting the cop fired.

  93. Penelope used to spend a lot of time on Ravelry. Once they started with the politics, she pretty much dropped it. She’s in several local groups for knitting, quilting, library board, etc. The vast majority of members are older lefty women. She just ignores it when they go on their rants about Trump is evil, and Hillary is so perfect. I expect her to stab someone with a knitting needle someday.

  94. Hahaha. When my mom was still flying, TSA would make her check her knitting needles, crochet hooks, and she had a circular thing that was also not allowed in the cabin. I H8 the TSA. We keep getting the pre-check upgrade. Didn’t get it in May. I forgot to take off my shoes, separate my electronics, and I left my hoodie on…Bad Oso. I didn’t get the creepy/perv treatment, but I did take 15 minutes to clear TSA. I had the K9s on, so I was able to clue Dan into why the fat guy was screaming “I want to speak to your supervisor! I’m not talking to you, I want someone that isn’t an idiot!”. (Fat Guy was asked to take off his belt and turn on his electronics)

  95. Maybe Tushar can translate:

    https://tinyurl.com/y3l35ehq

  96. We ran errands today. After going through multiple intersections, Dan: Where did all the beggars go? Oso: Panhandlers. Dan: 👀Oso: I guess I should be happy you’re no longer calling them bums and hobos.

  97. The Comstock land has now been on the market for 3 full months. Some interest, no offers. I either have to think of some way to make money on it or drop the price and increase my loss.

  98. Does the land have neighbors, Leon? Tell them about the middle eastern people you’re selling it to who plan to start a terrorist training camp, or maybe you’ll sell it to the hippies who are starting a nature commune, etc.

  99. It has one neighbor whose means are… limited. I don’t think I can spur them to buy if they haven’t offered yet.

  100. You should open a Zombie Possum preserve.

  101. They interviewed one of the managers for the Apollo 11 50th anniversary. (I expect this is a series.) I’m grateful comments are disabled for the video because I can only imagine the flames. He said, “My parents wuz not educated…”, and I’m thinking, well, neither were you, at least not in English. Topped it off by saying how well he remembers the date for Apollo 11 and getting it wrong. Cringe.

  102. I got an email from JPL about detecting rising methane levels on Mars, and the Hostage in me asked “who farted?”

  103. True Story, D🐀 people I work with are increasingly pro Trump. Mostly over SNAP illegals with their sense of entitlement. Anecdotal 5 previous Spanish speaking associates refuse to speak Spanish. Really pissing off the illegals. Other day, not one single associate agreed to speak Spanish. I told the Member to Sam’s Club.com. We had 5 Spanish speakers on the clock. They were all in full FU. Prove it. Target had special name tags that said Yo Hablo. Didn’t pay extra. Nobody wore it.

  104. It was aliens

  105. Car in, are you buying the tickets and I’ll reimburse you?

  106. Yes

  107. Erin had boys over and I had to supervise.

  108. How many are currently professing their love outside her bedroom window?

  109. She’d be less annoyed if they stopped playing Peter Gabriel and instead played Pucifer.

  110. Leon, have you considered establishing some type of sanctuary? Maybe turtles. Fence it, drop some friendly animals in, raise donations. Car in could do the tearful pleas.

  111. She just ignores it when they go on their rants about Trump is evil, and Hillary is so perfect. I expect her to stab someone with a knitting needle someday.

    I hope she does. Htf did so many people get so f*cking stupid?

    My mom started pulling her shit at my nephew’s confirmation. Informed me that the last time she got a robocall from Trump, she cussed out whoever was on the other end. o_O
    I wanted to say, “Says the woman who voted for cop-hating obama, twice. How did that ass taste?” (My dad being a retired cop. They still haven’t learned.)

  112. Detaining escapists remains problematic.

  113. I made the mistake of reading crap before going to bed. Now I’m too anxious to sleep and that voice in my head is all ‘why bother about anything anymore, the world sucks, Trump is just a speed bump before the acceleration of the destruction because really, all them f*cks we voted in don’t care, and you’re a ghost when you don’t suck. A tidal wave of suck and we’re under it.
    Good thing I can’t stand the taste of booze.

    *sits next to BroCav and asks if he’ll hold my hand while we look at pictures of Moose and Stella*

  114. Dan was right, many of them are bums and hobos.

  115. The Comstock land has now been on the market for 3 full months.

    Can you rent it to farmers?

  116. Is Kamaltoe even eligible to run for president?

  117. Comment by beasn on July 2, 2019 4:46 pm
    Anything that is hard is to be avoided.

    That is not what she said.

    ——–

    That really made me LOL.

  118. Wakey wakey

    /shakes blog

    WAKEY WAKEY

    /tries unplugging and plugging it back in

  119. Can you rent it to farmers?

    Our tenant farmer from last year wasn’t able to get out there to plant because springtime rains were too heavy. It’s a prairie right now.

  120. You need goats now

  121. I considered trying to turn it into more wetland to get the tax credits and abatement promised on property taxes for establishing a new wetland, but that means I can never sell the land, and apparently getting those credits is a favor handed out sparingly, rather than something equally applied. Local rightwing-ish thinktank has been highly critical of the de facto vs de jure on that one.

  122. If it were even 20 minutes closer, I could farm it myself and would be able to make it worth owning, but it’s an hour’s drive for me.

  123. They boys left and erin said “They sound so stupid”.

    Erin may not have been a great student, but she’s not dumb. She does sell herself short (not really taking credit for her abilities).

  124. They haven’t learned how to talk around women they’re interested in. You need to turn off the dude speak and bro talk around the ladies.

  125. Well, yes. But they’re too nervous to actually attempt to ask her out on a date (smart move, she’d probably say no) so they came in a team. And talking normal around your bro is apparently impossible.

  126. And I’m really not sure which is interested. Maybe both. Troubling times.

  127. Lasik appointment at 10:30

  128. For you?

  129. Yes. we’ll see.

  130. Enjoy life without night vision.

  131. Good luck. I had my eyes done a few days before 9/11 (the attack makes it easy to remember the timing). I’m happy with the results. I had the typical night time glare from oncoming headlights but that gradually faded. The guy who did it told me I’d need reading glasses at some point and he was right.

  132. How many bags of fireworks have you bought for Possum to set off Leon?

  133. I have terrible night vision now.

  134. None, actually. We just go out at dusk and watch hundreds of fireflies over the field out back.

  135. I’m not sold on it, this is just a consultation. BUT, I can’t wear contacts (after two eye infections, I just don’t want to – they were HORRIBLE) and I can’t stand always wearing glasses. They fog up when I work out, etc etc etc…

  136. fireflies, pshaw. BAD PARENT AWARD!

  137. Is mare working on HHD?

  138. I gave my daughter a pony, James. I’m so far ahead of the game that I can slide on toy munitions.

  139. How are you going to get her to transition to male if you don’t expose her to explosives? GI Joe?

  140. I could put up a baby post for HHD.

  141. I was going to do a pet post, but yours is a better idea MJ.

  142. How are you going to get her to transition to male if you don’t expose her to explosives? GI Joe?

    What makes you think she hasn’t already transitioned and I’m just honoring her wishes?

  143. Her? She? Why aren’t you acknowledging her pronouns?

    Man, this is hard to keep straight. No wonder lefties are so fucked up.

  144. Possum’s future

  145. Why aren’t you acknowledging her pronouns?

    I am. I made the mistake of saying something like “that’s a big loaf of bread, man” and she said “I’m not a man! I’m a girl!” quite forcefully.

    I’ve been dressing her as a girl ever since and using appropriate English pronouns where needed.

  146. “I’m not a man! I’m a girl!”

    Has MJ been in town, and I wasn’t made aware of it?

  147. Can’t decide if I’m going to put in some work on my ongoing kitchen project this morning, or go outside and play. There’s compost needs turning.

    Or I could just sit right here.

    *sips coffee*

    I’m working tonight, starting a run of working the next 6 days out of 7. I get a break on day 5. And we have hellion patients, at least one of whom is guaranteed to be mine every single day. She grabs, she bites, she scratches, she hits, she screams at the top of her lungs. Groannnn.

    *sips coffee*

    Really can’t decide. Chipping away at long projects bit by bit is the best and only way I can get things done with this kind of work schedule, won’t have any days off for at least the next couple months.

  148. MJ get your ass in gear and post a baby post, Dick!

  149. She grabs, she bites, she scratches, she hits, she screams at the top of her lungs.

    Like Mare does when her husband eats the last of the ice cream?

  150. Shut your whore mouth, Hotspur.

  151. 50% chance of rain now until Sunday, but then 3 days of sun. I’ll have to plan to make hay Sunday out of the rest of our grassy field. I could probably machine-mow later today and trim a bunch of the landscape plants that are out of control.

    Still have to find some sort of rugged roof-type material for my coal chute hat.

  152. Not THAT bad, sheesh. This lady is incontinent and demented, but she still has some shred of dignity.

  153. All whore mouths need to be shut!

  154. anybody want some ice cream?

  155. beasn, don’t go all me, OK? I’m a frakking depressive, I need someone who ain’t screwed in the head to talk me off the ledge!

    Seriously though, the nice thing about Christ is, you know already we win in the end. It’s gonna suck for a while first, but that doesn’t change the fact…

  156. let go and let God!

  157. Whoa! Alaska governor tells state supreme court, since you keep mandating state funded abortions, you pay for it!

    https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/alaska-gov-to-state-supreme-court-the-abortion-funding-you-mandated-is-coming-from-your-budget

  158. Pretty sure the EO has the sub-heading: LOLGF

  159. https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/its-not-about-the-tanks/

    Really? Chairman Mao? Imperial Presidency?

  160. The logic in that ruling has to be the most tortured sophistry imaginable, btw.

    How the fuck do you find that Alaskans have a legal obligation to pay for the murder of other, unborn Alaskans?

  161. Well, there’s a Hyde amendment, yet federal dollars still flow to Planned Murderhood. So there’s a precedent.

  162. New Pet post added!

  163. It’s a state court ruling based on the Alaska Code, though. what penumbra do they find that lets them allocate state funds at all? They aren’t the state senate or house.


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