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Your model for today was born May 21st, 1966 in Los Angeles, California.  She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 34 – 26 – 35 and 135 lbs.  Please show some respect and offer a drink to Miss Darla Crane (real name Shelly Shelnutt).

 

 

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  1. Today’s musical selection is a sneaky one, speedgrass.

  2. Super Sonic MILF-A-Tronic

  3. I wasted 8:12 of my life watching “Company Loyalty” anticipating the money shot all for naught

  4. “Shelly Shelnutt”

    More like Shelly He’ll Nut

  5. TbT “Wait So Long” is an excellent choice for song of the day. Watching them get that music out of traditional instruments was great. Glad I watched it.

  6. wasted 8:12 of my life watching “Company Loyalty” anticipating the money shot all for naught

    This is a family friendly blerg.

  7. Does she administer spankings? I’m asking for a friend.

  8. I’m a little surprised there is a bikini picture market for 53-year-old women.

    Surprised, sanguine, slightly nauseated.

    She does have a good waist to hip ratio.

  9. I’m a friend, so it’s not even like you’re lying.

  10. L.A. WOMAN

    L.A. WOMAN

    L.A. WOMAN GONNA HAVE TO DO

  11. She’s so hot she gets hot flashes.

  12. Hugh Hewitt had a good point – we need the citizenship question on the census for the CBO to determine how much the Dems’ proposal for healthcare for all illegal immigrants is going to cost.

    We need it on there anyway, because I’d rather AL not lose a seat to CA’s dumpster fire.

  13. Surprised, sanguine, slightly nauseated.

    You forgot “jealous”.

  14. wakey wakey

  15. Stella is getting so big, i had a hard time picking her up yesterday. She is growing so fast.

  16. I only made it through the first hour of the debates last night. It’s really only fun if I can comment here while watching and my phone with it’s log in issue. It’s been long enough, I really should fix that.

  17. Nope. Except for her waist…niiiice. And that face is kind of butter.

  18. Her tramp stamp is not her best selling point. Well, it does point, to her moneymaker but that’s long past its “best by” date.

  19. Test

  20. Fixed it !!!!yea

  21. When logging in and it says you can use your email – it’s lying to me. Only works if i use my username.

  22. Comment by n8sebaka on June 28, 2019 8:04 am
    She’s so hot she gets hot flashes.
    =======

    Golf clap.

  23. I thought the ankle monitor tattoo was stylish….

  24. Well, there’s your proof. Silicone never sags.

  25. Meh.

  26. This is even better:

  27. Good cover this morning from the NY Post
    https://nypost.com/cover/covers-for-friday-june-28-2019/

  28. Her fun bags look lopsided.

  29. https://www.eviemagazine.com/post/the-rise-of-instagram-prostitution/

    The world needs a cleansing fire.

  30. I went to a new hair gal yesterday and she is the most NORMAL hair person I’ve ever had. Lovely, gorgeous figure, nicely dressed, soft-spoken, pretty hair (most hair people have crazy hair), no tats NTTIATWWT, no piercings, normal Ohio (heh, pups) upbringing. Anyway, she said when she first got to St Pete, she was asked out and went on a date with TWO different men who told her they were married when they sat down to dinner. TWO! They just wanted a side piece and thought that was perfectly normal. WTF is wrong with people???? She was horrified.

    Also, CAULK!!!

  31. Mare, I see more dating profiles for women in open marriages here in Ohio than I did in California.

    Relationships are completely fucked up.

  32. She did mention that these scum men said their wives were “open dating” too.

    WTFF?

    Cleansing fire indeed!

  33. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on June 28, 2019 9:23 am
    Her fun bags look lopsided.

    ——-

    That’s a great comment.

  34. I now have one of those adjustable desks that you can sit or stand at. I’m not sure how I feel about this.

  35. Alex, feel great about it, my husband happens to have a very good metabolism regardless, when he stands at his desk rather than sits, his calorie burn is so much higher. *

    *Measured by using his TomTom tracker.

  36. Mare, that’s kind of my hope, that and I won’t feel so stiff (SYWM) at the end of the day.

  37. Talking to #1 Son while scrolling through Facedouche. He’s describing an electrical problem with a solar well, testing it with a multimeter, etc. Next ad that pops up in Facedouche is for courses in electrical repair and multimeters……….

  38. Jebus, 20 stamps online is $17? Price sure went up there!

  39. Today’s model doesn’t really look healthy.

  40. https://mobile.twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/1144629684686262273

  41. She certainly has that Stormy Daniels vibe.

  42. So we finally got your mom for the bbf model. Took long enough.

  43. Heh, that’s almost as good as operator quotes with the Dalai Lama.

  44. She’s 50+ and has sex on camera for money.

    “Healthy” doesn’t even enter her township.

  45. If, by some miracle, the “Progressive” label for the modern totalitarian globalist socialist left is actually dashed aside, we really are in Rectfication times.

    Muy essitamundo.

  46. Big silicone model ….wth with those eyebrows? I hate the look and am so glad I don’t have to paint mine on. Can you imagine when she’s 70 and has Parkinsons or something?

  47. Srsly lady. She would be more MILFy if she was more natural from eyebrows, losing the fakies, to getting rid of the tramp stamp. Ick.

  48. If I can lose 20 lbs, I still wouldn’t wear a bikini out in public. Small frame + huge babies = destruction below the rib cage.

    Or I could and then blame it on the husband since it’s all his fault anyways.

  49. I didn’t watch any of the clown show. I watched The 70s Show and Drew Carey. Red and Mimi rock.
    But I giggled in my shorts over yous alls commentary. Love those tweets up yonder, mare.

  50. Red Foreman’s best work was when he was fighting Robocop.

  51. Is it too late for today’s model to learn to code?

    MILF or GMILF?

  52. Srsly lady. She would be more MILFy if she was meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

  53. I still think Plugs will power through. But I love seeing him go through this. I’ll never forget his dimeanor when debating Ryan. Such a smarmy SOB.

  54. “…meow meow meow…”

    Just giving some constructive criticism, pups. She’s got a good base and then fouled it all up with the drawn on eyebrows and fake boobs. The bar fly look is gross.

  55. L to R

    Pup, Beasnesedefsges

    https://tinyurl.com/yxejfevs

  56. When are you upgrading your wardrobe Alex?

  57. Honestly, I love a nice suit and tie. It would be interesting to get something in that style of cut, but maybe less ostentatious, if just for going out dancing.

  58. /i/ Modern day dandy, 25, who has dressed only in Regency-period clothes since burning his jeans at 14 says his eccentric attire has seen him receive ‘countless offers of marriage’ /-i/

  59. I’m hearing that Bern’s free college plan is only $26 a month! For everyone! Such a bargain!

  60. “I’m Sally Struthers. For just $26 a month, you can support a gender-queer dragonkin attend college to study the history of 17th century lesbian art, with a minor in dance performance…”

  61. So, dude in the UK has only worn Regency era clothing since he was 14. Is now 24, and…well, looks pretty good:

    https://is.gd/vAzenr

  62. Countless offers if marriage . . . from dudes. NTTAWWT

  63. Oh my, tell me Trump isn’t the trollmaster:

    https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trumps-jokes-to-putin-dont-meddle-in-the-election

  64. *cough attentionwhore *cough

  65. Srsly lady. She would be more MILFy if she was meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

    ba haa haaa haaa …

    I’m just saying, there are women that age (not me) who look 1) better and 2) more natural. Something about the hair and face … maybe she’s just had too much sun or something.

  66. I’m thinking the guy is gay too.

  67. Who has two thumbs and has to come into work tomorrow despite having nothing to do?

  68. Are you salaried or hourly?

    I don’t know if it’s abusive or merely stupid.

  69. Go with “and”.

  70. Hanlon’s Razor, Cavil.

  71. I’m thinking the guy is gay too.

    There’s a certain subset of women that swoon over dandies that aren’t. Steven Tyler got plenty of trim and he’s not exactly a tough guy.

  72. ba haa haaa haaa …

    I’m just saying, there are women that age (not me) who look 1) better and 2) more natural. Something about the hair and face … maybe she’s just had too much sun or something.

    ———
    LOL

    Exactly. I don’t know who Pups hangs out with but she’s not the best 53 year old I’ve seen… just this hour…at Walmart.

  73. Salary. There’s a logical reason for it: the House and Senate can’t come to an agreement about which version of the budget to use as the base for the conference committee version, so we have to have coverage all weekend to support them, and if they do come to an agreement we all have to come back in to work on everything that needs to be prepared before both chambers vote on the final bill.

    I’m going to use the time to keep working on R programming, and maybe fiddle with this Minsky program a bit.

  74. There’s a different subset who will date a guy just because he has a hot car, so don’t act like wimmens are all super rational about this.

  75. There’s a certain subset of women that swoon over dandies that aren’t. Steven Tyler got plenty of trim and he’s not exactly a tough guy.

    Robert Greene talks about the Dandy type in his book on seduction.

  76. Hanlon gave too much credit. Sez I: “If you can’t be sure if it’s malice or stupidity, assume malice. That way either the stupid may learn something, or a malefactor is dealt with appropriately.”

  77. Hanlon’s Razor is a form of Charity, in the “supernatural virtue” sense of the word.

    It’s charitable to see stupidity first and malice only with confirmation.

  78. A knock on me, perhaps, but I’ve seen malice play stupid too many times I guess.

  79. 50% of people are of below average intelligence, a scant few are truly evil. Less stressful to assume the former.

  80. What about those that are evil, just because of the fact they are stupid?

    intersect, eh?

  81. So is no one else going to notice our two bachelor hostages both linked the same gay guardian shitpost in the same afternoon?

    Alex, Cavil. Cavil, Alex. Maybe you two should have a mini-meetup instead of cruising the same gay-shit internet sites on your own.

  82. I don’t know who Pups hangs out with

    Yes, you do.

  83. heh, from facedouche:

    The one thing I miss about Connecticut is…

    Lyme disease and liberals. Yes, same line

  84. Speaking of gay-shit, how’s everyone’s Pride Month going?

  85. I plan on taking it to Confession, thanks.

  86. I haven’t had to strangle anyone with their own rainbow flag, so there’s that.

  87. The Pride, that is, along with Lust, Gluttony, and some other stuff.

  88. You were not raised Catholic, right Leon? You did your big brain scientificky research thing and chose it as the best available option? I’m sorry if this is too personal for this shit blog, feel free to tell me to mind my own.

  89. Good thread on the consolidation in the defense industry.
    https://mobile.twitter.com/matthewstoller/status/1144642216549376001

  90. A lot of this shit can be traced back to the fall of the USSR. Without the threat of communism, the libertarian right turned increasingly globalist in it’s economic outlook, and allied with the progressive left which was eager to slash military spending and troop levels.

  91. The GAP kids were all effing in on their pride bullshit. Window fronts were full of it.

  92. I don’t know who Pups hangs out with

    Yes, you do.

    ——-

    *cough*

  93. LtoL, pupster, pupster

  94. You were not raised Catholic, right Leon? You did your big brain scientificky research thing and chose it as the best available option? I’m sorry if this is too personal for this shit blog, feel free to tell me to mind my own.

    Baptized, but not raised. And yeah, it was a “head first, heart followed” situation. Apologetics and rigorous theological argument from guys who knew their Aquinas and Aristotle, followed by the axiomatic form of the only time the argument from authority isn’t a fallacy (God, being the author of all that is, does not argue, what He says, simply is). The martyrdom of most of the apostles and many early disciples clinched it.

  95. I understand some of those words.

  96. Hey Mare, let’s not fight anymore.

    *awkward hug and kiss*

    https://tinyurl.com/y3krrlsr

  97. The near martyrdom of St John the Evangelist, too, really convinced me. This is a man who survived an attempt to boil him to death, then fled into exile, then wrote his gospel account.

  98. Fight?

    Pffffffffftttttttt

    This is a fight…https://imgur.com/gallery/u4Yzd

  99. We had that wrestling ring a ways back when the boys were little and into the whole WWE thing.

  100. Fine. I’m leaving.

  101. I’ll miss you, Jay. Vaya con Dios

  102. *steals Jay’s beers before he leaves*

  103. *steals Jay’s sourdough starter before he leaves*

  104. L to R: beasnsnsnsns, pupster

  105. Dan has a friend that works off the grid, like an illegal. He and his business partner have so much work, he can’t do a co-workers backsplash until August. He fixed a bad bathroom remodel for her. NM is going after unlicensed contractors. 🤣🤣🤣

  106. “Modern day dandy”.

    Kinda wish men still dressed like that. Well, not quite like that but similar. Not so dandyish.

  107. Mangoes are .29 at the local grocery. Just had some in my salad. Pretty good.

  108. They’re from Mexico. I’m hoping I don’t get the ecoli.

  109. Property tax bills are here!

    Tax bill for my truck is $900.

    Connectizuela.

    *moves closer to the zoo*

  110. Oso family theater: In Connecticut, they pay property tax on vehicles.
    DAN: WTF. Do they pay property tax on guns, too?
    Oso:

  111. They will now.

    Thanks, Dan.

  112. Fucking, Dan.

  113. My ’16 Tundra was $128

  114. $128 can’t be your tax bill, that was probably your yearly registration.

  115. That’s just plate renewal, though.

    And no emissions testing.

  116. No, no property tax on vehicles. That’s absurd.

  117. Michigan voted for John Kerry, and Obama twice.

    You aren’t far behind.

  118. Tell UAW guys that they have to pay property tax on something that was already taxed at point of sale and see how far you get.

    They’ll kick plate renewal up, and gas taxes, but they won’t tax it as property.

  119. My daughter sent me a pic via text of her hugging Julian Castro tonight. How the fuck did I raise a democrat and when will she come around?

  120. I’m sorry Pedjo. That’s rough.

  121. https://tinyurl.com/y4aj4xpr

  122. So now we know where Sarah Ferguson went for her second career.

  123. Man, the women’s soccer team just keeps making me hate them:

    https://tinyurl.com/y32z7sal

  124. Dante emerged, reeking profusely.

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