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133 Comments

  1. Heh, that ginger one.

  2. The judgy dog is me at Walmart, the beach and looking in a mirror.

  3. Epic, Pups!

  4. https://tinyurl.com/yxjtl3uj

  5. The “straight home” was for Scott.

    Today is going to be a good day, don’t you think?

    https://tinyurl.com/y6qkpbv2

  6. Comment by PepeLp on June 22, 2019 7:58 am
    https://tinyurl.com/yxjtl3uj

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    That was just so excellent! Except for that cat who kicked that dog’s ass who was attacking a kid, this is why dogs are man’s best friend.

  7. https://tinyurl.com/y6gxqo5c

  8. Today is going to be a good day, don’t you think?

    https://tinyurl.com/y6qkpbv2

    ———

    Well done! It is going to be a good day.

  9. I’ve cleaned out two closets. And my own closet got its butt kicked and lots of stuff I never wear, was gross, or too big got the boot. I even color coded everything meaning all black here, all green next blah blah blah. I also switched enough stuff from other closets to have all matching hangers. HUZZAH!! Now I can find stuff.*

    *I have the least amount of clothes of anyone ANYONE I know. Even my husband has more stuff. I don’t like clothes shopping. It’s a holdover from when I was puffier.

  10. There’s a few photos in the comment section that give a better idea of the devastation

    https://www.bostonherald.com/2019/06/22/7-dead-3-hurt-in-fiery-crash-between-truck-motorcycles/

  11. Cleaning out closets is forever on my to do list. Maybe if I did it even once I’d realize the benefits like Mare does

  12. Gotta motivate the boy to get up to camp for lawnmowing

  13. Holy cow, what a horrible, horrible accident.

  14. I probably should clean out my closet today because I threw a bunch of stuff in there higgledy-piggledy when I was getting the carpets cleaned (sywm), but I’d rather keep working on the basement.

    Bad storm came through here last night, knocked out the power for a bit.

  15. Mr. RFH is making new bookcases for Rocketboy’s old bedroom, and I can hardly wait until they are done.

  16. HA! I just noticed the title of the poat, “Let Meme be Clear.”

    A throwback to that total douche, Obama.

  17. A throwback to that total douche, Obama.

    I don’t miss him one iota. Though I can’t wait for Shit Midas to drive someone else’s ratings in the polls down, because I will point and laugh.

  18. When Trump wins again, the left is going to go so nuts, it will make the last 2 and a half years look normal.

  19. https://victorygirlsblog.com/coming-to-a-toy-store-near-you-mattels-newest-doll-hijab-barbie/

    The twitter comments on this (within the article) are excellent.

  20. This Mattel deal is old, I just thought the comments were great. Also, this is from Instapundit and is a sister article explaining how poorly Mattel is doing now. The term “can’t be salvaged” was used.

  21. Hey, anyone know how XBRADTC is doing? I haven’t even seen him do a driveby lately.

  22. He posts on Twitter and I see those occasionally

  23. Speaking of Twitter, this made me laugh.

  24. The hijab Barbie reminds me, one of my co-workers is going to Egypt next week. I wonder if she’s going to cover up while she’s there. She did finally get rid of the dreadful dreadlocks.

  25. Democrat candidate Marianne Williamson called mandatory vaccines “Orwellian”. George Orwell died of tuberculosis, which can be prevented by vaccination. Irony meter is on the fritz.

  26. Salad from the garden for breakfast.

    lettuce with dill, sweet onion, strawberries, roasted cashews, and some homemade balsalmic dressing.

    Pretty nice. Some sharp cheese would dress it up but this is good enough.

  27. Drove to camp. Ben asked if I had the padlock key for the garage. Texted Paula. Key is on her ring and she’s at work till 7. No mowing occurred. We did salvage the trip by getting dog kibble on the way home.

  28. “Roman” providing “healthcare” (i.e.: erection pills) for men is analogous to Planned Parenthood providing “healthcare” for women. Ditto for the oddly named Hims.

  29. BABY SKINKS!

    Living in the threshold under my back door.

    Well, one anyway. I’ll try and get a picture but they are fast fuckers.

    Looked like dis:

    https://tinyurl.com/y597zq6z

  30. Small enough for a chickadee to try and eat for lunch.

    Very cute.

  31. AHHHH! AHHHHH!

    Oh wait, no, never mind, that thing is freakin’ cute.

  32. That small? You should fill a birdfeeder with them and see what happens.

    Yes, I am a monster.

  33. About the size of my pinky. Blue/Teal colored tail.

  34. Not fat like my pinky, about that long from tip to tail.

    Skink Farm!

  35. Skink is a fun word. Not as great as skank, but fun!

  36. Skink-tacular!

  37. Drive to Chicago this morning for a wedding. I know no one. My life is wonderful and I’m the luckiest gal alive.

    Pray for Oso.

  38. Long drive just to crash a wedding, but you do you.

  39. Irony aside, there genuinely is something Orwellian about being forced to inject an unknown substance into your children or having them abducted by “benevolent government agents”.

  40. Helluva party, Mare!

    https://tinyurl.com/y6ofp928

  41. Leon, true, I’m not for forcing vaccines on anyone, I just wish the Jenny McCarthys could get shouted down.

    Mini-me had to get the meningitis vaccine. Still hasn’t gotten the Gardisil one yet, and I’ll admit, it’s the Tardasil meme that is holding me back.

  42. I bet Peej would come back if she knew we had lizard pics.

  43. Today was the first day of block scheduling. I will be working 4-12:30 from now on. My days off are Sunday Thursday. This roll out is weak. Supposed to be life/work balance. We don’t have enough associates for this to work. I’m seeing lots of OT in my future.

  44. Drive to Chicago this morning for a wedding. I know no one. My life is wonderful and I’m the luckiest gal alive.

    Just get drunk. No one knows you.

  45. Has anyone ever heard the dicho “Work like a N-word, paid like a Messican” before? 2nd gen Mexico Mexican said it today. She recently found out I wasn’t Anglo.

  46. https://tinyurl.com/y3fauym8

  47. Comment by PepeLp on June 22, 2019 5:20 pm
    Helluva party, Mare!

    https://tinyurl.com/y6ofp928
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    Pepe wants his poon kicked.

  48. So, lizard in the apartment again. And I have no idea how the damn thing got in here…

  49. https://tinyurl.com/y2b97tyu

  50. I’m seeing lots of OT in my future.

    https://tinyurl.com/y47985ny

  51. This hit me over the head and jumped into my shopping cart while I was woozy.

    https://tinyurl.com/yxp9yyz3

  52. That’s disgusting, I’ll be right over.

  53. https://tinyurl.com/y3h7wgjr

  54. had a Reeses blizzard today. Does that count?

  55. The Cuatro is replaced! *flips it open over and over

  56. We have Kit Kat cones at the Club. So yummy.

  57. https://tinyurl.com/y2b97tyu
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    That’s the story of my life with Rowan. Eyeing the frisbee, tug of war toys and dog treats.

  58. ‘Sup, cunts?

  59. SHHHH, he’s back.

  60. Who is? And does he want a treat?

  61. Elliot loves treats. He looks like that when you have food.

  62. Damn, I had no idea everybody would actually do as I said!

  63. OK, why is my computer taking ten minutes to refresh the blog?

  64. Just let it run for a while longer laura, I’ve got almost all the info I need…

  65. We’ve got a skink or two living in the rocks, under the deck stairs. A month ago, husband was working at home and heard his mom start screeching. He runs downstairs, thinking she fell or something, and she’s got one of them cornered in the kitchen, with a broom. Yelling obscenities at it in German.
    He must have gotten in when she left the door open while she watered one of her potted plants.

  66. Daughter was telling me about a couple from Boston, that were in her tour group. They got engaged on the trip. Two carat solitaire. Said they were kinda obnoxious…the woman worse than the man in being negative and complaining about everything.
    The Spanish tour guide, who would send silly texts of his face out every morning with the words ‘WAKEY WAKEY!’, at one point, looked at her – the complainer lady, and said, ‘You complain too much. Stop it.’

  67. It rained most of yesterday. It rained way early this morning until afternoon.
    Waiting for the next line of storms. Though I’m looking at the radar and that line is going northeast. Maybe we’ll get the tail end of it.

  68. Glub glub glub….like your mom

  69. Complainers are the WORST!

    Let me tell you about the shitty day I had at work…

  70. I can believe Lauraw had a literally shitty day. Changing someone’s Depends or something.

    I can believe lady from Boston complaining about the hotel sheet thread count not being 3000 or the restaurant not having mint chamomile tea.

    Today’s storm knocked out the power again but only briefly.

  71. Psych nursing is relatively clean work, actually. I was just riffing on the ‘complainers’ thing.

  72. Nothing stopped the goober from planning her own trip and booking in exclusive hotels with 3000 sheet thread counts. Can’t expect such a thing with a tour that laid it out that they would be staying in hostels most of the time. Daughter said they were nice, and clean. Once she got the 2 carats, she should have STFU.
    One morning complainer lady complained about not having enough choices for breakfast. Daughter said they had everything you can think of to have for a breakfast and more.

    I hope the gal’s fiance is paying attention.

  73. FDIL did complain about all the hiking in Maine, but she was fine the rest of the time. Different philosophy on vacations. Mr RFH and I have always been the same about vacations, so the subject never came up.

  74. Damein’s ego remains problematic.

  75. Yeah, a lifetime of misery for the poor bahstahd marrying the 2-carat complainer. He probably spent so much on the rock he was forced to go with this guided tour and she is clearly used to caviar and champagne. Hopefully he backs out and just loses the ring.

  76. My old office manager Katie had 3 kids and her oldest ended up marrying someone who sounds like the complainer chick. Just listening to the stories and hearing how her family treated her “like a princess” made me cringe. Fast forward to a few months ago when I saw her and caught up with Katie after an at least 5 year time span. He’s divorced her and remarried another woman who had a couple of kids as well as two of his own. Good for him. He’s a good person, he used to do some clerical work in my old office when he was in HS.

  77. *frets about whether Carin a new purse in time to crash the Chicago wedding*

  78. https://tinyurl.com/y45oyvl3

  79. https://tinyurl.com/yxveg4rt

  80. Comment by Jimbro on June 23, 2019 5:15 am
    *frets about whether Carin a new purse in time to crash the Chicago wedding*

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    Good one.

  81. The H2 link foo is excellent this morning.

  82. Did some googling on the house flipper next door.

    He lives in a $600,000 house in town and is employed by the State of Connecticut.

    No show job.

    That explains the 3 digit license plates.

    Government is organized crime.

  83. Howie Carr regularly covers MA government corruption, it makes up at least half his content. It’s infuriating and everyone not in the system hates it yet it never seems to go away. They occasionally appoint a “Blue Ribbon Commission” to look into it and then as soon as the heat is off it’s back to business as usual.

  84. My HS girlfriend became a juvenile probation officer and, in MA, it’s classified under the same rules as LEO’s. I haven’t seen her since a random encounter a few years after HS but our class notes mentioned she was retired at least 10 years ago. Left unstated was the pension MA taxpayers will be footing for the next 40+ years.

  85. Speaking of license plates, there’s a Michigan one here on the arsenal with “DV” (plus a number) and an expiration of 2023. Do you not have to renew your tag every year in Michigan?

  86. Every year, yep.

  87. I made it home.

    I didn’t crash the wedding – I knew the grooms mother and family. Who were mostly busy with the wedding.

  88. It’s raining again.

  89. Anyone read “The Prize: the epic quest for oil, money, and power”?

  90. Steak and BBQ pork chops on the grill. Pray for yourselves bitch my life is outstanding.

  91. It’s raining again.

    Hallelujah?

  92. Im working for Scott today. On our way to the last job, which will fill the van.

  93. I have a cousin who got a master’s degree in Sociology last year. She’s 48 and trying to get her first non waitress/dog-walker/actress/housesitter type job. She applied to the FBI, but failed her first lie detector test. She’s really hoping for this job, because if she’s hired, they cancel all her student loan debt!!!!! WTF??? Go to school off and on for 20 years, rack up student loans, get a Federal job and they wipe the slate clean?

  94. https://tinyurl.com/y49jp6us

  95. I have a cousin who got a master’s degree in Sociology last year. She’s 48 and trying to get her first non waitress/dog-walker/actress/housesitter type job. She applied to the FBI, but failed her first lie detector test. She’s really hoping for this job, because if she’s hired, they cancel all her student loan debt!!!!! WTF??? Go to school off and on for 20 years, rack up student loans, get a Federal job and they wipe the slate clean?

    My sister spent 8 years in college, including a year abroad. I don’t know what the hell she does for work these days, but I don’t think she makes that much.

  96. financial slavery. Run up a big college bill, now Uncle Sugar is the only one who can pay it off.

  97. It’s raining again.

    Hallelujah?

    No.

    They’re worried about Fair St. Louis. Water is still way up on the riverfront. No way will it be down and cleaned up for the 4th festivities. Not to mention water getting in the pumps…which ain’t so good for the businesses down there.

    My tomato plants don’t like so much water.

  98. …river water in the pumps..

  99. Go to school off and on for 20 years, rack up student loans, get a Federal job and they wipe the slate clean?

    Bend over and grab your ankles.

  100. gonna be a game tonight, beasnnsnsnssnns?

  101. financial slavery. Run up a big college bill, now Uncle Sugar is the only one who can pay it off.

    I’m sympathetic to the anger by a lot of my generation. When you’re 18, you’ve spent most of your life hearing about how you have to go to college if you want to ever be successful, how college is always a net benefit, and how everyone around you is going to college, and when you’re sitting there at the dinner table with the financial documents and it’s some weird mixture of grants, scholarships, and loans, and mom and dad are telling you to sign the paperwork, and your school and parents never taught you any financial literacy courses…

    Most young adults are going to sign the papers. They don’t grasp the full impact, and really can’t until later.

  102. I’ll take “Questions that Answer Themselves” for $100,000, Alex.

    Is the Hellcat-powered Jeep Wrangler Rubicon 75th Anniversary Hard Rock Edition 6×6 the vehicle of your dreams?

    https://tinyurl.com/y67g7th7

  103. I might be in the bucket.

  104. Nope.

  105. gonna be a game tonight, beasnnsnsnssnns?

    Of grabbing my ankles? Not if I can help it.

  106. I’m sympathetic to the anger by a lot of my generation.

    My generation came up under Jimmeh Cahtah. The School of Hard Knocks and my parents discouraging college talk and pushing government jobs. We guided our kids into making good decisions regarding college and finance.

    I’m almost thinking I should have gone government job. But in another, more gouging state.

  107. “…Most young adults are going to sign the papers. They don’t grasp the full impact, and really can’t until later.”

    ======

    Maybe, but she’s 48!!! Time to grow up and get an adult job. My aunt, her mother, is 76 and still “helping” her with living expenses.

  108. Do we need to start a “go fund me” for TTroy’s bail?

  109. Oh, I agree that at 48 you should already have your life together. Hell, by 28 you should have your life together.

  110. Crap. I can’t remember the comment I made when sober that I thought got bucketed.

  111. nothing in the bucket from you, oso.

  112. 48? Wonder how long she plans on working. And she didn’t pass the first lie detector test, I hope she doesn’t get a job.

  113. Great. I made the most perfect comment ever. Posted. It was lost. Thought it was bucketed. I have no idea what I said. Knowing me, I never hit post. My brilliance is lost, forever. Drink Ovaltine.

  114. St. Pete had their gay pride parade this weekend I think. Largest in Florida. Just going to regular stores there was a shit ton of freaks everywhere. Lots of weird face paint, pride shirts, weirdness and looks challenging you to say something. Society is circling the toilet.

    Love is love is bullshit.

    Pedos love this shit.

  115. I’m praying for Oso.

  116. It was probably something about Dan. Or doxies.

    “All these comments lost, like tears in rain…”

  117. We didn’t get home until after 8, that should count as a double.

  118. Lumper Solutions

  119. Flipping through the channels, landed on Americas Got Talent. Simon was asking a thirteen year old girl what she would do if she won the million dollars. The girl responds, “I’m going to get a guinea pig and name him Simon Cowell and my sister is going to get one and name him ‘Howie’.”
    Well hell, I had to stick around to see what she could do and boy howdy, she was pretty good. She belted out this…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua2k52n_Bvw

  120. Wth? Wordpus disappeared my comment.

  121. Totally different comment than what disappeared into the ether….another cop shot in N. St. Louis. He just died.

  122. out of the bucket, beasn. We’re keeping an eye on you.

  123. because if she’s hired, they cancel all her student loan debt!

    If they are having trouble filling a job opening, then they are allowed to offer assistance with student loan debt, because the salary is locked in. The most I’ve ever heard was $10K. Those are some shitty jobs because usually there’s plenty of applicants.

  124. I went digging around the gov’t jobs website just to see what was there for someone with a sociology degree. She’s not qualified for one of them, they have an age cutoff at 37. The others look like either childcare or prison counselor.

  125. Geez, try to stay offline for a while…ah, who am I fooling.

    OK, about those skinks. We got ’em all over hereabouts, they’re pretty common. Be careful with pets though, I hear they’re toxic and can screw up a four-legged friend if they eat ’em.

  126. Daniel’s expertise remained priceless.

  127. I woke up wide awake at 4:30 this morning. My internal clock is shifting. Doesn’t that happen with old people? Yikes.

  128. https://tinyurl.com/y4ux4j7p

  129. Stella’s internal clock is a 5 am riser.

  130. We were up around the same time because our red dog decided it was time to start gnawing on a Nylabone. It sounds like someone taking a file to smooth a wooden surface down. His ugly stepdogsister was growling at him from under the bed where she had crawled to spend the night. In their defense the sun was up and it was nearly as bright as it is now at that point.


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