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Your model for today was born November 24th, 1994 in Clearwater, Florida.  She stands 5′ 5” and measures 32E – 24 -35 and 125 lbs.  Please follow established safety procedures and  introduce yourself to Miss Brittney Shumaker !

 

 

78 Comments

  1. My IPad won’t play nice with WordPress anymore. I can’t log in to my account.

  2. She seems very nice.

  3. hhahahaahhaha….safety procedures.

    She’s the “Classic Florida Man’s” Giselle Bundchen.

  4. Needs more camel toe

  5. Wait, what? Cow Bell, not camel toe!

  6. wwakey

  7. Actual headline in the WSJ today

    “Logs Are Littering California Towns as Trees Are Cut to Prevent Wildfires”

    Well yeah, when you cut down trees you end up with logs and branches, maybe some wood chips too …

  8. OFFS, like logs are worse than defecating, mentally unstable, filthy, garbage hoarding, homeless people.

    Get back to me CA when you’ve figured out you need to get tough on the homeless deal.

  9. The “logs” littering SF are from a different source entirely.

    This is Fake News intended to make it harder to search for stories about human waste on the streets.

  10. ^^what Leon said^^

  11. And I didn’t read the article *snicker* but I love how anti-tree cutting Californians are loud and proud. However, when there is a huge wildfire they blame “a what could have been contained natural occurrence” on climate change. Idiots.

  12. I’m not sure but I think a Trump EO allowed the logging to begin after the wildfire. Maybe that was just federal lands, dunno Anyway, you know the reversal of that EO will be greeted with much joy by the same idiots bitching about dead logs being stacked in temporary lots.

  13. Interesting birthmark.

  14. Corn on the cob today,
    Corn on the log tomorrow.

  15. speaking of which, had some good corn last night from the grocery store. Usually it’s pretty hard, but this seemed pretty fresh.

  16. Over at IB, Sobek’s bird paintings are getting really good. Check out today’s crow. I love it.

  17. The crazy rolls off this one in waves, like the flop sweat running off your mom.

  18. Why didn’t you stop this, Jay?

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  19. Burn it all to the fucking ground.

  20. Deep Blue Ames. We are currently in a crisis, where a guy burned a Pride flag. We’re busy.

  21. Deep Blue Ames. We are currently in a crisis, where a guy burned a Pride flag. We’re busy.

    Oh, wow, that’s pretty extreme. I mean I get being upset and wanting to correct this horror, but it seems like you could just peacefully protest or lodge a complaint with the city or something.

    Ohhhhhhhhh, you said flag.

  22. I joke, but I don’t want violence. The people who arranged that spectacle want violence and think it will help their cause. I suspect they are wrong.

  23. Every slippery slope argument was entirely correct. Next time I hear that called a fallacy Imma ‘splode.

  24. Well, he was outside a gentleman’s club, went to a local church and stole the flag (yes, I said the flag was at the church, I didn’t mis-type that) and paraded around before burning it.

  25. WTF are they having drag queens at public libraries? And, obviously, that’s not the worst part of that story.

  26. https://www.centralmaine.com/2019/06/01/protesters-face-off-over-drag-queen-reading-in-waterville/

    There has to be a way to shove it in their faces. Eddie Eagle reading to kids and showing gun safety with live firearms

  27. 17-year cicadas are out again this year in the NE.

    Last time they were out, marriage was still marriage, drag shows were still ‘adult’ entertainment, and DJT was a reality TV star.

    Things are changing too fast.

  28. We always have cicadas, but this year there are tons.

  29. Every slippery slope argument was entirely correct. Next time I hear that called a fallacy Imma ‘splode.

    This. So many predictions turned out to be true.

  30. “slippery slope”

    Isn’t that one of your mom’s nick names?

  31. It’s what she calls her backhole.

  32. I should move to Austin.

    Key line, “Guys are lazy! It’s like 25-35 year old guys who have moved here because they want a more fun lifestyle.” How much do you want to bet that many of the women complaining about this have “No Trump supporters” on their dating profiles?

  33. Austin looks like Ann Arbor with better weather.

  34. Heir #2 lives in Austin. The last time I went downtown with her on a Saturday afternoon the number smashworthy females I encountered ran at a constant rate of roughly one dozen per minute. I didn’t mention this observation to my daughter.

  35. Pendejo, it sounds like Santa Barbara. The whole town is rich old folks or gorgeous coeds.

  36. These folks will be mental trainwrecks with wasted lives in 25 years. It’s sad.

  37. Worked til midnight last night. Couldn’t fall asleep until 2. Woke up at 7 because a bird sat outside my window chirping. Got up. Was drinking coffee and planning a leisurely day when Scott told me his help called in sick and he had two big furniture jobs today. I am writing from the passenger seat of Banglar Worky Van II. Pray for Oso.

  38. Although, its just as well. On my voicemail was a message from work, asking me to come in and cover someone else’s sick day there too. Id rather be with Scott today.

  39. On my voicemail was a message from work, asking me to come in and cover someone else’s sick day there too. Id rather be with Scott today.

    At least Scott pays in seafood.

  40. Boss Nurse: Hi, can you come in and work an extra shift? We could really use you.
    Lauraw: I have another commitment today
    Boss Nurse: Time and a half …
    Lauraw: Hmm … sorry.
    Boss Nurse: We’ll throw in twin boiled lobsters!
    Lauraw: See you at 3.

  41. Off topic thought: the General Welfare clause that empowers the Federal Government to “make regular” trade between the several states. Could it be argued that all of the “… to sell such and such in the State of California, you must… ” bullshit amounts in an interstate tariff and violates the constitution?

  42. For some reason I read that as “General Warfare clause”.

  43. Off topic thought: the General Welfare clause that empowers the Federal Government to “make regular” trade between the several states. Could it be argued that all of the “… to sell such and such in the State of California, you must… ” bullshit amounts in an interstate tariff and violates the constitution?

    I doubt it. CA would likely argue that since it applies to all goods of that type, both imported and locally produced, that it’s not a tariff.

  44. I thought today’s model would generate a little more buzz.

    Boy2 looks to have landed a job, finally. He put in an application at a printing place, then followed up with a visit, and the hiring manager basically said “take this to the lab for the drug test, orientation is Monday at 0900”. When he came home with the news it went something like this:

    B2 – I got a job, I start Monday.

    Pup – Great! What’s the job?

    B2 – Customer Fulfillment Specialist

    Pup – What do you do?

    B2 – I’m not sure

    Pup – What does it pay?

    B2 – I didn’t ask

    Pup – What are the hours?

    B2 – I think there are different shifts, I don’t know

    Pup – …well that’s great!

    Boy1 has been papering the town with applications but no bites yet, with his autism there are only so many opportunities available to him, but he really wants to work.

  45. Congrats on the job for Boy #2, Pups!!

    “but he really wants to work.”
    I love hearing that about kids. Some opportunity will present itself. Fingers crossed for you both.

  46. Sorry Pup, I’m on NoBuzz.

  47. https://tinyurl.com/No-balloons-at-the-wedding besaneuhfswis

  48. I’m on NoBuzz.

    https://tinyurl.com/Leon-questionmark

  49. Carin and deadbeat boyfriend

    https://tinyurl.com/y45vtgd7

  50. Ufffffff, I clicked on a couple of videos about people who rescue dogs and find great homes for them, now, however, my youtube feed is full of horror stories of dogs mistreated by assholes. The stories have a happy ending but they are emotionally draining and rage inducing.

    Just seeing the thumbnail pictures is gut-wrenching.

  51. Mare navigating through youtube:
    https://imgur.com/gallery/3xDaVqB

  52. I developed a fondness for animal rescue videos myself a few years back. I choose to focus on the good people bringing the dogs and cats back from the brink for a second chance at life. I’m consciously trying not to focus on people being assholes, otherwise I’d stroke out.

  53. We got a ridiculous tip. Scott “you’re a freakin’ tip magnet!”

    This is true, and a bad precedent.

  54. They’re probably hoping you’ll use the $ to get that hump fixed……

  55. She said no stairs. Guess what? Stairs. Up AND down.
    (grumble,grumble)

    Carin, is this how you feel after you do a fake double?

  56. That explains the plastic surgery business card tucked among the bills, Pepe.

  57. Hey Leon

    https://imgur.com/gallery/pRkuXNU

  58. Mare!

    https://tinyurl.com/y2pe9xmy

  59. Pups, I don’t know what’s going on there, but I want to know.

  60. Hey Leon

    =======

    Works for me, Pups!

  61. Kind of worked for me too.

  62. That aussie shepherd had a Hell of a day, to look so tranquil. That little guy ran and swam about as much as a dog can run and swim. Look at his little face. So cute. So spent.

  63. HOly shit, mare, some of those whatzits look like they can break a neck…at the very least, severe whiplash. Like the third one.

  64. Cassandra looks like she could be a good lumper.

  65. Cassandra’s time would be much better spent modeling short golf skirts for me and giving me a massage.

  66. Speaking of well built female athletes. Did any of y’all see Jamaica’s goalie today? 5’10”. Very thin with a magnificent pooter.

  67. I watched the Braves beat the Phillies.

  68. Ok we are currently sans a dog. The old one made it to 14, but then old age caught up with her. We had to do the hard but right thing about a week after Carin had to. The wife wants a new dog and we think we found one online a nice1.5 year old GSD. The rescue place has a form to fill out to see if you are someone they want to have the dog. But good God I think I filled out fewer questions to get my clearance. I said screw it on the second page, but wife is still filling it out. 5 F’ing references. Is this the new normal?

  69. I don’t think rescues actually want you to rescue the dogs.

  70. She said no stairs. Guess what? Stairs. Up AND down.
    (grumble,grumble)

    Carin, is this how you feel after you do a fake double?

    Like shit warmed over? Yes.

  71. Carin and deadbeat boyfriend

    https://tinyurl.com/y45vtgd7

    they cut the camera before she pushed him over the railing.

  72. At the risk of this story being posted too late, and everyone missing … but here goes.

    So – one of my coworkers (sister to the Sean’s penis gal), has a thing for “bad boys.” When I met her, her husband was a recovered drug addict, and he eventually started using and beating and yada yada.

    She separates form him, and … starts dating (I can’t help it) bad boys. The more recent one … Casey – again, supposedly quit, but oops NOPE he’s not. So she’s been close to him, and he has a son and she still does things with him (when he’s not in jail – 30 days, 60 days kind of stuff.)

    Last night he’s at his father’s house, his son wants a popsicle … dude goes into the kitchen … and that’s the last they heard of him. Popsicles are on the counter, no dude.

    They found him, beaten up and dead, in a cemetery this morning.

  73. Wow. Sounds like a New Mexico story.

  74. Good riddance.

  75. Doubts encroach, raising perplexities.

  76. Yikes, Carin.

    People can sure mess up their lives and the people around them pay a price (or the price).

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