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Your model for today was born April 3rd, 1999 in Saitama Prefecture, Japan.  She stands 5′ 3″ and her stats are a well kept secret.  Please make your intentions clear before you welcome, Miss Rina Asakawa!

 

 

148 Comments

  1. Hey, I like this one.

  2. https://tinyurl.com/yyoaydhf

  3. Gross.

    But I’m into it. 4/10 would smash pupster.

  4. Drunk wimmins with puppies is great

  5. Three thumbs up for today’s model

  6. Well, she’s lovely.

    *checks to make sure I’m at H2*

  7. ‘she’

  8. wakey wakey

  9. Oh man. I shouldn’t have eaten those oysters and sushi I picked up at the gas station last night.

  10. Which candidate do we WANT to win on the D side and who do we THINK will win.

    I want Biden but I think it’ll be the Butt guy.

  11. I don’t think the Butt guy has a chance.

  12. The first time (he’s already done it) Buttagigigigigig kisses his “husband” on air if he’s the candidate it’s over. It was bad enough with Al Gore.

  13. I suspect he knows he can’t keep the mayor’s seat and this is his best chance at building name recognition for some statewide office.

  14. Oh. my. gosh. The Babylon Bee is brilliant. Latest headline:

    Joe Biden Appointed as Head of the TSA.

  15. Just imagine the campaign slogans and funny nicknames. Which will prove that Republicans are homophobes and the worst people EVER, once again. Won’t matter though.

    Buddygagger doesn’t have a chance.

  16. I know that these weirdos get into the race in order to stash Presidential Candidate Money. I think they do it for that reason. However, I’ve found (as have we all) that these people are so literally nuts they may actually think they can win. Hard to tell. Greedy vs Mentally ill. Both are in the Dem wheelhouse.

    Many are under the delusion, since Trump won and he’s no politician, anyone can win. WRONG.

  17. The other day I was thinking about 2024…

    Who can Out-Trump Trump?

    It’s going to be a return to the GOP where everyone clutches their pearls and gets the old bufu

  18. Mare, most of ’em still don’t understand why Trump one.

    Item: McCain’s family endorsing Biden.

  19. I was today years old when I learned Jimbro has extra thumbs stashed away for special occasions.

  20. Who can Out-Trump Trump?

    Don Jr.

  21. Or Vince McMahon.

  22. The inside of my throat feels like I’ve been gargling thumbtacks.

  23. Thumb gargler

  24. Lauraw, insane amounts of Vitamin C. It’s incredibly difficult to od on Vit C and the upside is tremendous.

    Sore throats are the worst. Of course not as bad as an amputation, but that feeling is just awful.

  25. I have my doubts there will be a 2024 election. I think 2020 will be the last before the Reckoning. As for the dem ticket, I only know that for sure one of the candidates will have to meet the check boxes for POC and “Alternative Lifestyles.”

  26. This year like most, I traveled long distances on planes which is basically a petri dish and of course, the airport surfaces are a biohazard and my downing large amounts of vitamin C before, during and after with Elderberry tablets thrown in appeared to have saved me from my annual cold. Not to mention flu, but I don’t get the flu (knock on Biden’s head).

  27. Pence WILL NOT cut it after Trump. Like Leon says, Trump Jr is about it. I follow him on twitter and he has guts like his Dad. He does not bow down to the PC bullshit. He’s got his Dad’s common sense + business approach to problem-solving. I really like the guy as a political ally.

    That being said, political dynasties sicken me.

  28. Nobody else is even trying. That’s the problem. We’ve been sold out by everyone. We might as well just hit the reset button, shuffle the deck, and start over once he’s done.

  29. Yeah, Christmas season over at the old store I used to juice cranberries in the morning and drink that (diluted with lots of water, it’s undrinkably sour and burns your mouth without it) to ward off the creepies.

  30. Well who the Hell is going to step up while Trump is taking all the political fire? There’s no sense to jumping out there now.

  31. Agree Lauraw, but who has the personality and fortitude to take what Trump takes? AND dish it right back. I know lots of people don’t like his looks (? whatever) but Ted Cruz is smart and funny and he’s deflected criticism with fact and humor. He’s a conservative, a real one. He’s also savvy with tech use (twitter and whatnot).

    But that’s just my pick. Although if we didn’t have Cruz in Texas that idiot Beto might be our Senator right now. Can’t even imagine that.

  32. It will probably be someone who isn’t even on the radar right now.

  33. Yes, probably.

  34. Rush said yesterday that based on a rather liber think tank study only 22% of Americans have anything to do with Twitter. And those that do the majority are young, rich, liberal, millennials.

    Just thought that was interesting.

  35. Barely legal BBF models are one thing, but when they look like they are about 15, we should draw a line.

  36. If Cruz had what it took, Trump would never have had an opening. He has a good role to play, but it’s not President.

  37. Even though I’ve said I would wait several weeks to go see Avengers, I might have to move that date up so I can post spoilers to the chagrin of all the threatening people on Facebook who promise horrible repercussions for doing so.

  38. Agreed, lauraw. Nobody expected Donald Effing Trump to be the man to step up–if someone else does (if!) we won’t expect who it is.

  39. Tell them Thanos is Steve Rogers’ father.

  40. Carin?

    https://tinyurl.com/y3kmjham

    Mare?
    https://tinyurl.com/y34g3ahs

  41. Spoilers for The Avengers would not be a bother to me, because I will never see it.

  42. The only way I’ll watch Endgame is if they break the 4th wall and fire Brie Larson mid-movie on camera.

  43. Even though I’ve said I would wait several weeks to go see Avengers,</em.

    I'm going to go to a matinee sometime next week. Because I know people are going to talk.

  44. It’s already all up on Wikipedia, you realize.

  45. You also realize that Wikipedia doesn’t just magically open to the Avenger’s page …

  46. clintbird, I have heard that the movie is quite action packed and the last hour, there is zero opportunity to use the bathroom. There is one (15 min) opportunity right about an hour in at a lunch scene.

  47. The soundtrack was amazing. Apparently they secretly got Maynard to compose the whole thing.

  48. clintbird, I have heard that the movie is quite action packed and the last hour, there is zero opportunity to use the bathroom. There is one (15 min) opportunity right about an hour in at a lunch scene.

    Remember when movies actually had an intermission so people could use the bathroom and get more popcorn?

  49. I didn’t like the love triangle between Captain America, Thor, and The Hulk. It just felt forced.

  50. Trump Jr is about it. I follow him on twitter and he has guts like his Dad.

    Yeah, both of his sons have his guts and are quite articulate. They aren’t as off-putting as Trump can be at times. Perhaps the husband would be on board were he more like them in that regard.

  51. Barely legal BBF models are one thing, but when they look like they are about 15, we should draw a line.

    Asian women look 15 until they hit about 45, then they look 65.

  52. beasn: “clintbird, I have heard that the movie is quite action packed and the last hour, there is zero opportunity to use the bathroom. There is one (15 min) opportunity right about an hour in at a lunch scene.”

    Such things can be problematic for us ol’ farts, right Mare?

  53. Let’s all go to the lobby,
    Let’s all go to the lobby,
    Leeeet’s aaaall go to theeee lobbbbby,
    And there we’ll fuck your mom!

  54. No soda or popcorn, and this isn’t a problem.

  55. Such things can be problematic for us ol’ farts, right Mare?

    Astronaut Diapers.

  56. Soda? You’re from the midwest, say it right.

  57. Matt Brackens second book “Domestic Enemies” is free on Kindle today. Bracken is a former old school SEAL Officer and I enjoyed his work more than Schlicters (if that means anything). Anyway, FREE is good so I thought I’d share.

  58. Pretty sure I just got some malware on my phone.

    I needed a new one anyhow, but I don’t know how much damage it will do in the meanwhile.

  59. While “pop” and “soda” are interchangable here in Central Illinois, it is mostly referred to as Soda. The only place I’ve been where “pop” dominates the description is Ohio

  60. I was a wee young lass when I decided I didn’t care for the word “pop”. I think it was actually the Canadian pronunciation/ use of it that drove me nuts.

  61. It’s pop in Michigan, though that’s changing. Young people don’t know that soda is something you bake with or mix with whiskey.

  62. Everyone knows that it’s “coke”.

  63. It’s all Coke where I grew up. Want a Coke? What kind?

  64. Well, that’s soda water. Which is what you mix with all of the flavorings to make coke, sprite, etc.

  65. I am starting to price out venues for wedding. The girl only wants a room to feed her guests brunch and then send them on their way.
    Holy shit, weddings are a racket.

  66. While “pop” and “soda” are interchangable here in Central Illinois, it is mostly referred to as Soda.

    Pretty sure the term Soda is communist, due to the left leaning government in Illinois. Makes the rulers feel elite.

  67. If we still lived in our old neighborhood, we could rent the community clubhouse for $500. It’s a nice place where we held oma’s 90th bday, some 20 years ago.

  68. Keep in mind parking for Banglar Wedding Party Van, beasn

  69. Pop is very west coast. I’d never heard the term “soda” (used in conversation) until I was about 30.

  70. What does the church cost to use? Ours, even with just a 15-30 min Catholic blessing ceremony is $800 for parishioners and $1200 for non.

    That is absolutely ridiculous.

  71. Annnd our church does not let out their very large downstairs facility. Shit.

  72. Gee, I wonder why Catholics are getting married in the forest or on the beach with a lesbian/gay officiator?

  73. Any place in Ferguson? Probably pretty cheap, there!

  74. Community centers?

  75. Gee, I wonder why Catholics are getting married in the forest or on the beach with a lesbian/gay officiator?

    I thought it was because it would make Nullity easier. Or because they’re ill-catechized.

  76. VFW
    American Legion

  77. To MJ’s earlier Q, I still think it’ll be Willie Brown’s fluffer and Buttplug, but it’s entirely possible it’ll be Creepy Joe and Kamala Hoe-bag.

  78. Banquet center by us is booked through October. Husband already ixnayed the other banquet center by us.

    The banquet center midway between us and his family only has one room left for that date.

    Clubhouse in old neighborhood only rents to residents.

    Will start looking for community centers and VFWs. (recently attended a baby shower at one and it resembled a hangar.)

  79. Wanna see some crazy shit. Check out the outfits at the NFL Draft yesterday and then checkout “President Comacho’s” outfit from Idiocracy,,,,,,,almost there folks….almost there…..

  80. I actually found this model last year, and struggled with the decision to post her or not, but she just had a birthday so fuck off Hotspur.

  81. LOL

  82. Friday weddings. Barns. Think outside the box.

    Have it at my lake house.

  83. So Ho-Bag Anita Hill is back for another five minutes of shame fame.

  84. President Comacho’s” outfit from Idiocracy,,,,,,,almost there folks….almost there…..

    Mrs. Pupster called me from the grocery store to ask if one of the Avengers wore a purple cape, because the grocery cart wrangler was wearing one today. Turns out it was for The March of Dimes.

  85. I read that as Cat Wrangler, and that struck me as quite hilarious.

  86. Wanna see some crazy shit. Check out the outfits at the NFL Draft yesterday and then checkout “President Comacho’s” outfit from Idiocracy,,,,,,,almost there folks….almost there…..

    googled it. Huh. If only young men had father’s who would cuff them on the head when they did stupid stuff.

  87. Biden: World leaders are begging me to run!

    Mare: Who? That weasel with the fake eyebrows in Canada?

    Fin

  88. Keto hot dogs

    I’m digging this website. Truly disgusting stuff on here.

  89. It’s really hard to come up with words to describe how wrong this was. Because you look at the ingredients and think, “This should be okay at least. I mean, there’s no onion in it. And the gelatin is unflavored. It should just taste like cold macaroni and cheese.” But no. It’s bad. Really, really, really bad. The aftertaste of mayo is intense. It actually brings tears to your eyes.When I took a bite and chewed it, I actually twitched when the mayo flavor hit me. Imagine that you have an eject button in your mouth, and the flavor of mayo just saunters right up to that button and kicks it. Really hard. It was an effort not spit my bite across the room, and swallowing it was an even bigger struggle. The creaminess and tang that most people love in mayo is actually the worst possible taste and texture for this dish, and it comes at the worst possible time in the tasting.

    Vile, vile stuff.

    http://www.midcenturymenu.com/2015/02/frankfurter-macaroni-salad-loaf-1955-a-mid-century-recipe-test/

  90. Left: Trump is the puppet of foreign leaders who want him to change US policies for their benefit.

    Biden: Foreign leaders want me to run because they are afraid of the effects of current US policies.

  91. I don’t want to go to work.

    /pout

  92. Foreign leaders know how dumb he is.

  93. * happy dance *

    Just got paid for a job, All of the iffy checks are going to be good.

    From now on estimated taxes get paid in full.

  94. Can’t you call in pregnant, Car in?

  95. Where’s Mare?

    She’s into self defense classes https://tinyurl.com/y3xzpm3a

  96. Today’s child model looks so terribly sad in most of the pictures….

  97. LOL I’ve seen that before Scott and almost wet my pants.

  98. Well, shit fire. We just lost one of the three pending jobs til cessation of operations. This accelerates my pending unemployment. Hope to get to July but its not looking good.

  99. That’s some of the best South American humor I’ve ever seen. When the guy is demonstrating kicking it out of the other’s hand and he has to lower the spatula.

    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  100. Really thought this was an MJ. BRB reading comments.

  101. Shoot, Troy. Deep breath. You’re good at what you do. Something will turn around or pop up unexpectedly. I am horrible at “networking” how are you about networking in the security/gun/whatnot community?

  102. *I actually don’t know what you do*

  103. I risked dehydration before End Game. Still had to use the “Facilities”. (In Living Color’d) Hadn’t Planned on seeing until next week. Nurse at rehab gave my mom too much insulin again. Dropped to the 30s again. When my Padrinos showed up, Dan and I went to Endgame. At 7 AM. My mom is okay. We get her biopsy results on the 2nd. Dr doesn’t think the tumor is back. She’s lost 60# between fluid and tumor since surgery. Mom was doing much better when I saw her after the movie.

  104. RINOs are planning on primarying 45. Kasich. Did you know his dad was a postman? Amash…I’m the TRUE Libertanian. Mittens is listening to the Beltway Yachtboys.

  105. Y’know, if a bunch of RINOs back impeachment, they won’t risk being primaried. They’ll risk a million rifle-toting, pissed off deplorables materializing in DC with little or no warning.

    That’s what happens when 500-odd entitled gits decide they can nullify an election just because the winner isn’t “in the club”. This madness is tap-dancing on a twitchy H-Bomb.

  106. BC, yep. I H8 dynasties too, Mare. I think DJT Jr has better political instincts than his dad. I find it funny that Eric and Ivanka might actually become GOPers after seeing what the MSM and DNC has done to their family/dad

  107. Fuck the GOP. They’re just about as responsible for this round robin Charlie Foxtrot as the Dems.

  108. hahahahahahaha, WTF would vote for that POS Kasich over Trump.

    Only a mental deficient.

  109. Why on earth would these fucks primary Trump? What exactly are they going to run on that he’s not doing? They going to fight for illegal’s ‘rights’…more regulations/not less…? Do they not notice Trumps approval rating amongst GOP voters is in the 80%?

  110. They want to take America back to being backbencher pussies that knew how to speak cuck.

  111. “Save Our Rice Bowls”

    That, or they hear the fat lady singing on the Deep State and want to be able to squash it before they have to pay the piper. HINT: No way on Earth what happened to Trump hasn’t happened repeatedly to other political opponents during the past two decades.

  112. Friday weddings. Barns. Think outside the box.

    Have it at my lake house.

    I wish. H2 wedding with cute doggies. One a ringbearer. The other, the flowergirl.

    We thought about having it up at our out-in-the-boonies farm, but that would be a 3 hour or so trip for most people. Not sure where there is a
    Catholic church up there either.
    We’re going to have it at the chapel she was baptized in, which is a couple of miles away. It looks like I secured a room at a banquet hall, 45 miles away, which is near most of our family/closer to his family.

    Since it’ll be ten in the morning wedding, I’m betting the husband that my family will be a no-show. (My one sister is late to everything and my mom/brother have a hard time getting up before 10. We’ll see.) They’ll for certain show up to feed their faces.

  113. RINOs have their heads up their asses as usual. Tho they really can’t be that stupid. They’re the reason we got Trump. We’re sick of all their shit.

  114. My reception was at a local nursery. They donated all the flowers. Another wedding didn’t show up for their order. Every wedding has “The people that price”. They made a point of telling my mom they were surprised she and my dad could afford the amount of flowers we had.

  115. If we couldn’t secure the last room at this banquet hall, I would have gone to my city’s Parks and Recreation. They have three centers that rent rooms from $345-500. The beasnette would have to decide on a caterer.

    I’ve been to the hall for other events over the years and their food isn’t bad. They catered the auction we attended last month. It was pretty good.
    For $15.95/person we’ll get the room, linens, centerpieces, buffet, open bar. That’ll be about $1300. Add in her dress, bouquet, a photographer…maybe she can get away with a $3000 wedding. Or less.

    I hope she splurges a little on her dress, though. I was talking to my MIL and she was telling me she let Uncle Joe’s mother boss her around and she didn’t get the dress she wanted. Bossy told her not to spend so much and she settled on one – a display – she didn’t care for, for half the price. It so aggravated her, that she tossed the gown several years later.
    I didn’t get the gown I really wanted either because we were paying for everything ourselves and couldn’t justify it at the time. Same situation. One I wanted was twice as much as the one I settled on (JC Penney catalog – on sale). One I wanted was simple and elegant and one to pass down. But nooooo….

  116. “No way on Earth what happened to Trump hasn’t happened repeatedly to other political opponents”

    cough Edwards cough

  117. My dress was the most expensive part of our wedding. Oops. NM. My ring was more than everything my parents paid. I forget how perfect my little diamond was/is. I got fat. Ring was cut off 24 years ago. My jewelry is in our safe deposit box at the bank. Family catered our wedding. My Grammo made tortillas for 3 days.

  118. “No way on Earth what happened to Trump hasn’t happened repeatedly to other political opponents”

    cough Edwards cough

    =========

    cough Justice Roberts cough

  119. That’s what I meant.

    Stupid brain.

  120. For $15.95/person

    ———–

    What?????????? That is incredibly inexpensive. INCREDIBLY.
    That’s wonderful.

    Beasnsnsnsns, your daughter will be able to find a gorgeous dress that she feels beautiful in and that may be one of the least expensive items.

  121. “No way on Earth what happened to Trump hasn’t happened repeatedly to other political opponents”

    ——-

    What is this referring to?

  122. Oh, are we talking about spying?

  123. Cough Kavanaugh cough

  124. Eric Trump said that they were warned about the attacks. They just didn’t realize how bad the attacks would be. He and Don Jr tried to opt out of SS protection. Go back to private company. SS wouldn’t allow. Expanded coverage to Sarah Sanders. The left is dangerously unhinged.

  125. The door latch breaks on the first hit. Not locked.

    https://tinyurl.com/y57ps5gr

  126. FFS, the girl is going to be the death of me. Or her.
    After greenlighting the call back to the banquet hall, she calls me a few minutes ago…”Will you be mad if we go and I decide I don’t want the reception there?” And then proceeds to question everything about the food, which she had at her cousin’s wedding! If they have canned green beans, that’s a tell and she’s walking. Wtf? Green beans is one of a half dozen options to choose from. Are there windows? I don’t want to feel like I’m in a dungeon. And if we’re going to have it 45 minutes away, then that opens a whole lot of different options. WTELF?

    What options?
    —“I don’t know”

    She got engaged one month ago and has called zero venues. Neither has her boyfriend who is off 4 days a week. It is six months out. I’ve been told several times today that Sept. and Oct. are prime wedding months. Good fucking luck finding a room – which you said yesterday..”Just find me a room”.

    *bangs head on table*

    Look child, this is why we’re going to check out the venue tomorrow…to ask all the questions you need to ask..to confirm the open bar to asking if their green beans are fucking fresh, not canned and if and when you can sample the food – which I’m telling you, is good.

    “You mean we have to put down a deposit before we can sample the food.”

    You should have fucking thought of this a month ago when you should have been making calls YOURSELF.

  127. You should quit that job.

  128. 🤣🤣🤣 I was Beasn daughter. Dan took care of the details.

  129. Watching the Draft. Still find it funny that Too Tall Jones isn’t really that tall.

  130. https://i.imgur.com/PuyzEtI.gifv

  131. Back in the day, he was.

    Ask Hotspur.

  132. Refrigerator Perry wasn’t that heavy. 😘

  133. Ice box.

  134. I remember when it was a big deal that Nate Newton weighed over 300 pounds.

  135. If I’m not mistaken Trump has kept his private team to a certain degree. If you were Trump would you completely trust anyone that hadn’t been with you before? Trump’s private detail is every bit as good as any SS detail and probably had more than one former SS on board. The only thing they don’t have is the resources available to a SS team. Which are very very very considerable.

    @ mare. I’m out of the biz and have been since returning in 07. It’s a young man’s game and after 15 yrs my cup was full. I do intend to apply for the local nuke plants security program. It’s all in house and subject to DOE standards which are fairly high. Good pay, good Bennie’s and I should be able to ride it to retirement. It’s just a pain in the ass going through the clearance check again. I had a DOE “Q” clearance in the early 90s which allowed me to carry firearms but it lapsed long ago.

  136. Trump just fired TFGs head of SS.

  137. Planned months ago. Not as sudden as it’s being made out. As usual.

  138. So,
    “Accuweather” was calling for snow from Montana to Michigan. Anybody got snow?
    I know a bunch of Atlantic folks got winds and power outages, but not much else…

  139. I was Beasn daughter. Dan took care of the details.

    I doubt you were. If she wants things a certain way and needs help achieving those things, she needs to give me a list. Not just say to find her a room and then when I do, when she hasn’t, knock it down.

    I could have grouted the tile today, instead.

    I was on standby if she needed help since she can’t make any calls herself while at work.
    Husband thinks she really doesn’t want to spend the money. I think she wants me to read her mind and do all the work.

  140. ” I think she wants me to read her mind and do all the work. ”
    =====

    Sounds like she’s practicing for marriage……. ;)

  141. One of the evening guys is in jail so I get a bunch of doubles until we get a new guy.

  142. Daring eagles roosted precariously.

  143. Another day of rain. This storm is wild with thunder and absolute buckets of rain coming down. Supposed to lighten up this afternoon and be clear Sunday.

  144. Maine’s Dem Governor is slowly and steadily turning us into a Socialist utopia. No more Columbus Day (Indigenous People Day!), no more photos on EBT cards, expanded Mainecare eligibility, appointing an anti-gun sheriff to her staff, expanding sick days for small business owners …

    It’s only a matter of time before the need for higher taxes is explained to the Normals.

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