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248 Comments

  1. Bumped up a weekend poat until Jam2 finishes his troop grooming duties.

  2. High fives pups.
    Low fives pups.
    Middle fives pups.
    Rubs and sanitizes hand.

    I love our devotion to memes. Not only are they hilariously funny there is a faction in this Nation that wants to control or get rid of them. So we need to use the crap out of them.

  3. Why no fist bump?

  4. Damn, missed it by —–><—— that much!

  5. wakey wakey

  6. Excellent poat, Pups.

  7. Local news coverage of the Sri Lanka bombings didn’t mention churches, or muslims. Still investigating……….

  8. It’s because we hate muslims. Or fear Islam. Or something.

  9. “Phobias” are irrational fears.

    There is no such thing as islamophobia.

  10. Morning, homos.

  11. Ba haaa haaaa haaa …

    I’m going to quote you in the argument room Leon. Heads will explode.

  12. Carin watching GoT

    https://tinyurl.com/y56386ot

  13. ^pretty close

  14. Scott?

    https://tinyurl.com/y3wmpj84

  15. So I went to the doc yesterday, on account of another instance of UTI invading kidneys. I was smarter this time–hydrated the hell outta myself–so I’m not in the hospital this time. No, what bugs me is that the day previous I could feel my BP was elevated, I think it’s up a little today, but yesterday at the docs? 126/whatever.

    My own health trolls me.

  16. Comment by PepeLp on April 23, 2019 10:40 am
    Carin watching GoT

    Can’t be. That dog is eating carbs.

  17. Popcorn isn’t carbs. It’s like celery.

  18. Comment by Jay in Ames on April 23, 2019 8:44 am
    It’s because we hate muslims. Or fear Islam. Or something.

    ——

    Not speaking for anyone else, but…..

  19. Brother Cavil, STAY hydrated, do not hydrate. Can you take walks? Not trying to be funny. Going outside (just being in nature) especially if it’s beautiful is really good for you. The nerd people talk about “grounding” which is walking barefoot on grass, but that’s dicey with dogs around.

  20. Even moslems should be terrified of moslems. Arguably, especially. moslems.

  21. Pretty sure that spelling of Muslim is racist.

  22. Yeah, I’d been slacking on hydration, which is probably why it happened (not nearly as badly as last time though, which is probably why it didn’t get so bad). I should walk more–there’s been lovely weather of late, a walk after work would do me some good.

    I just have to get that little voice to STFU and quit derailing me all the time.

  23. I just have to get that little voice to STFU and quit derailing me all the time.
    ———–

    Always the hard part! We all have our little derailers.

    When I successfully lose weight, not at goal but doing well, I get what I I have termed, The Cocky Syndrome (TM). I start eating or drinking stuff because I think I can….NO! NO! NO!

  24. Mare drinks cock?

    I guess I knew that.

  25. Why are you repeatedly developing UTI? Your Uro say anything on those lines?

  26. Feminist sex dolls seems like a market failure. What bitch SJW wrote that bidness plan?

  27. To BEAT the CROWD!

  28. Feminist sex dolls peg their owners until the former turn 30, and then they leave for someone whom they’d rather have children with.

  29. If you don’t like derailing, then the H2 isn’t very healthy. We’re experts at derailing.

    OOOOOO SHINY!

  30. Saw my Uro on Friday. Good news is the RAA hasn’t changed, Bad News is my right kidney is full of stones and cysts. Said there wasn’t much to be done about either and I was to call if they gave me pain….then the funny started when I told I would’t be calling him as I know he a) wouldnt be able to see me immediately and b) couldn’t prescribe me pain mgmt without seeing me. I advised I would present at the ER and the ER doc could call him. He looked at me and kinda sheepishly said “yeah, your right.” Only other noteworthy thing is this guy was like movie star soap opera Dr good looking. I was like “why aren’t you out in LA or Scottsdale or the Hamptons?”

  31. The nerd people talk about “grounding” which is walking barefoot on grass, but that’s dicey with dogs around.

    The guy told John McClane to take off his shoes and socks, and make fists with his toes. It sounds crazy!

  32. Say what you will, but McClane survived the night and none of the terrorists did.

    That toe thing might have been the key.

  33. https://www.city-journal.org/5g-communication-revolution

    I’m not so sanguine about these things. My gut and a bit of industry knowledge tells me the power level on these will let them be used as sources for bistatic RADAR that will be able to do some scary invasive shit, like count change in pockets. Or it might cook surface skin cells and bacteria. Or both.

  34. I always wondered what it would look like if you could “see” just the SMS data packets flying through the air….or any other radio type wave for that matter…..

  35. Why are you repeatedly developing UTI? Your Uro say anything on those lines?

    I’ll just say I’ve developed an issue over the last few years that has made maintaining hygiene in a certain area very, very difficult. As a result, I’ve become prone to this crap from time to time. Surgery will be required to fix, but who has time or money for that? So I carry on best I can.

    Probably part of my vicious spiral, but there it is.

  36. Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

  37. Pupster doing yoga

    https://tinyurl.com/y4pebfnl

  38. “Die Hard is a Christmas movie.”

    Absolutely!

  39. How could it not be? He says “Ho Ho Ho. Now I have a machine gun”….see Santa Claus brought him a MG for Christmas and in the end the Baby Jesus smiles…..only infidels and fags think Die Hard isnt a xmas movie…

  40. BWHAHAHAHA

    Pupster’s balls!

  41. This made me lol.

    https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

  42. Isis says Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie. And Bernie Sanders.

  43. I dont SPEAK ISIS!!

    /

  44. beasn, I saw this on Facedouche:

    I need to change the tiles on my bathroom shower anyone you can recommend me. Thanks — looking for recommendations.

    Want me to send them your info?

  45. I’ve been watching videos of DIY ceder hot tubs, and now I want to make one.

  46. I love Babylon Bee so much.

    https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

  47. So Close, Hillary!

  48. nice job, mare! you beat me!

  49. You did it better though, Jay. More of a surprise.

    *hangs head in shame*

  50. The fact that the lefties coordinated not saying “Christians” exposes them for the C*NTS they are.

  51. I laughed out loud when I read that. The little picture of Hillary in the corner is genius.

  52. Comment by Jay in Ames on April 23, 2019 4:37 pm
    http://time.com/collection/100-most-influential-people-2019/5567861/brie-larson/

    Yeah, that article was “written” by Tessa Thompson, a gay, black actress/activist who was quite attractive until she opened her yap about LGBT and social justice issues.

    Shut up and act, sweetheart.

  53. Abandoned & Little-Known Airfields

    http://www.airfields-freeman.com/index.htm

    Very cool, old school site

  54. THE GALL OF THIS CRIMINAL BITCH

    https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

  55. MARE!

    https://tinyurl.com/yy2xvzja

  56. Okay, that’s precious.

  57. I got gas today for $1.39!

  58. Hey bitches. What the fuck?

  59. What did I miss?

  60. Jewstin! How is life treating you?

  61. My methedout boyfriend ruined things. Do you have any idea how hard it is to keep up with a tweaker?

  62. Where the hell are carin wiser cyn mare and pups?

  63. J’Ames you are still pony.

  64. Goddamn Scott and Laura had best be smoking the fuck out of shit..

  65. jewstin!

    no cyn, sorry. the others will be around sometime.

  66. Meth is bad.

  67. You lot have my apologies. I had a twisted fucking time with a bad dude and I just haven’t maintained.

  68. Want me to send them your info?

    No.

  69. Beasnssses are you well?

  70. JEWSTIN!! We’ve missed you.

    *puts on mom hat*
    You should prolly avoid dudes on drugs.

    Other than that, how the heck have you been.

  71. But yes, I am well. Weller now that I have set all the tile (long story).

  72. Just a lot of angry. Moms know that guys and drugs are bad. But lesson learned.

  73. Ooh. I have to ask is it pretty tile?

  74. Jewstin, man, welcome back.

  75. Thanks Brad. Are you still collecting hospital fruit ?

  76. The floor tile is very pretty.

    https://www.tileshop.com/products/ted-baker-partridge-ceramic-wall-and-floor-tile-13-in-680473

    The subway tile was a bish to set. Older home…wavy walls.

  77. Wiser is putting puzzles together. NOT A EUPHEMISM

  78. –Just a lot of angry. —

    Ah, but he’s gone and hopefully you have landed on your paws okay. Or will be able to.

  79. xbrad, how are YOU doing? Feeling better?

    *worried*

  80. Fucking beautiful beasns.

  81. Jewstin, what state do you now reside?

  82. Still in Wyoming. Way the hell out in the sticks.

  83. The prodigal shirtless son returns home. Let’s butcher a pig and smoke that motherfucker.

  84. Sticks can be a good thing. I’m tempted to take the husband up on moving out to our farm. There may be eagles moving in the elm at the back on the property.

    Okay, time for me to call it a night. Be well and you better stick around, Squirrel.

  85. Mmmm….smoked pig.

  86. Jewstin!!!!! ***tackle hugs***

    We were all so worried about you – glad you are all right, sweetie 😊💞

  87. I know a place pigs spike do good stuff.

  88. Pendejo, to answer your question from a few weeks ago, yes, I DO know JJ Guidry; he is Mr. TiFW’s nephew. I met him when he was 5-6 years old!

    He is now a coach in Brackettville, and his 3 kiddos are growing like weeds 😊

  89. Are we going to burn some shit down?

  90. I kinda halfass know him. He coached hoop in ktown at one time.

  91. Bring on the petrochemicals and a fucking leaf blower.

  92. All my vacuum works on reverse. We could give that a try.

  93. The hospital cut down all the fruit trees. No one was picking it and it was attracting rats.

    I’m doing well. I cut out caffeine. And I’ve gone 48 hours without a cigarette.

  94. How’s the BP XB?

  95. I’m afraid to check, but not as bad as it was. Weirdly, seems to spike in the evenings.

  96. Hmmm…Took three tries for Dan’s meds. Lowest readings were after spending the day at the zoo.

  97. Doreen’s empanadas received praise.

  98. https://tinyurl.com/ydcmn8m3

  99. It’s like my cat just dragged in a squirrel. Next time Jewstin dates a methhead, we need a safeword, so we can go rescue him from the situation.

  100. Hola lollers

  101. Jewstin sighting. He’s been awol long enough that my auto text didn’t suggest his name after the first few letters

  102. It’s like Easter. He is risen.

    Coincidence?

    Yea, probably.

  103. Well, well, well, Little Squirrel has returned home to the world’s squirrely-est nest.

  104. anyone seen or heard from roamy?

  105. hmmm, so now walking my dog is staking out territory, and excluding minorities.

    I give up.

  106. Mornin.

  107. Everything white people do is racist.

  108. Morning Jewstin. So … what’s new?

  109. Phew, we can vote for Kamala again, she changed her mind. Record time, too!

  110. Rentlady kicked out my old neighbor. I get a new neighbor.

  111. Those people are a sucking chest wound of natrcissm.

  112. I carn’t spell good.

  113. It’s NOT a mental illness!

    It’s NOT a mental illness!

    THEY ARE JUST HATERS WARPED BY A SICK SOCIETY THAT SAYS I’M NOT AS GOOD AS A “REAL” GIRL!

  114. Yes, where is Roamy?

  115. Jewstin is back, so next we need to get Phat back here. Wiser is too good for us, now that he’s a big-time celebrity rolling in that fat local-radio dough.

  116. Jewstin – the only guy to ever set up a meatup, and then not meatup.

    LOL

    Welcome back.

  117. I hear phatback makes for good bacon.

  118. I agree with ace: someone needs to ask the Dem candidates if it’s bigoted to refuse to date a trans person because they are trans.

  119. Jewstin used to do HHD poats too.

  120. Wiser doesn’t think he’s too good for us, but now that he’s in media, I reckon he’s turning into a democrat.

  121. I find it interesting – because women – most women – in general don’t like anal sex. And here this trans person is claiming that she’s just as much a woman as the next gal (w/o a penis) – yet all she can think about is getting it up her arse. IN a very male way – the way he/she talks about sex.

    I’ve generally heard women complaining that it had been a long time, etc and whining, but I honestly think most women crave MORE the closeness, etc. WOmen simply don’t have the male primal urge to “fuck” (as the writer uses that word over and over and over again.)

    I think the pornization of culture does promote that women feel that way … but IRL I don’t find that to be true.

  122. He’s like the big-city career gal who’s about to make partner at her law firm, but desperately tries to hide her past as a little girl from backwoods Alabama from her workaholic fiance.

  123. THen if you go to the author’s next article, you get a big long description of why he/she doesn’t “top”. The politics of being a bottom is connected to her womanhood.

    Look, if that’s your kink fine. But don’t turn it into being tied to being a woman.

    There are so many ways I could go with this.

  124. So help me, one morning I’m coming in without my WP login and use an assumed name instead of…um…my usual assumed name. Which isn’t even my original Internet assumed name…oh bugger, that’s too much work to even think about.

  125. For women sex is a very emotional thing and for guys it’s just a whole lotta fun.

  126. THen if you go to the author’s next article, you get a big long description of why he/she doesn’t “top”. The politics of being a bottom is connected to her womanhood.

    Look, if that’s your kink fine. But don’t turn it into being tied to being a woman.

    There are so many ways I could go with this.

    This is a critical point to understanding the left: sex is a political act for them.

  127. Everything is about power with them. It’s why they’re such deadly bores. Often literally.

  128. For women sex is a very emotional thing and for guys it’s just a whole lotta fun.

    exactly. And this is one of the fundamental differences between men and women. SO … when a man says he’s really a woman, this is yet another reason why it just isn’t so. And this article is yet another example of why a man just can’t become (or be) a woman. Do what you want, but biology isn’t just a tool of the white patriarchy bla bla bla

  129. The normalization of heterosexual anal sex was at least in part done to condition the public to think of such relations as equivalent (and thus relationships based on them) to coitus. Forget that the anus is not meant for such actions and is frequently irreversibly damaged by repeated intrusions, and that it requires technological intervention (oils or other external lubrication) to even be capable of being even remotely safe or pleasurable for either the receiver or the intruder.

    Personally, once I learned that doggy style was a thing (not growing up on a farm has its disadvantages), anal sex lost all appeal.

  130. I can’t quite understand why sex is a societal problem. It’s something rather private and individual. No need to spray it out there like a fucking muskrat marking territory. Figure that shit out on your own.

  131. On the subject of people getting fucked in the ass, the left is really going all in on wiping out college debt.

  132. LOL, right? But this is more of a political thing, imho. She is trying to validate – politically – her personal choices.

    She doesn’t just want to get her freak on in the bedroom with random guys. She wants us to accept and endorse her choices.

  133. It’s a cudgel, that’s why. A weapon to use against what remains of Christendom, a way to divide Americans against each other and profit by the division. “Trans” people are just a convenient weapon to the Left, just like gays were and are (bake the cake!) and as blacks have been since at least LBJ.

  134. And, “she” wants hot straight guys to have sex with him/her. She is clearly judging them for not bending to her will.

  135. She is trying to validate – politically – her personal choices.

    He, his. Participating in the delusion is no aid to the madman.

  136. Oh, you’ll see I usually do not change the pronoun. If I can use gender non-specific terms I will. But it did get confusing, and I was trying to be clear.

  137. On the subject of people getting fucked in the ass, the left is really going all in on wiping out college debt.

    That’s why 0bama nationalized it in the first place, to create a constituency. They’ll never deliver it, the point is to keep young idiots on the plantation. It’s like Republicans and the Wall.

  138. Just ordered three more running bottoms. Which have nothing to do with “bottoms” in the story I linked.

    Jewstin, I’m running a 200 mile relay with 5 other people this fall. I’m currently in the “purchasing shit for the run”. I hope to move to the training phase very soon.

  139. Two reasons:

    1) There are a lot of insecure, unhappy people who desperately need to make others either uncomfortable, or convince them that said unhappy people are actually having wonderful lives.

    2) You can’t reshape society without reshaping the fundamental aspects of human nature (since social institutions derive from ways to try and channel and control human nature). Sex is a huge part of that. They want to convince society that monogamy is overrated so that people don’t feel strong attachments to one another, and instead see each other merely as ‘things’ to be used for selfish pleasure. Do that an you destroy the foundations of the family, church, and all other social institutions.

  140. We’ve had a long discussion in the argument room about the college forgiveness thing. Where my views have been completely misrepresented by the usual suspects. Not Mikey anymore, because he got the boot.

  141. Carin you need an extra pair of skorts. You might want them after that run.

  142. That’s why 0bama nationalized it in the first place, to create a constituency. They’ll never deliver it, the point is to keep young idiots on the plantation. It’s like Republicans and the Wall.

    I have a bit of sympathy for millennials stuck with massive debts. It’s easy for others, especially older generations, to sneer and say, “you did it to yourself”, but the reality is that for twenty years there was a collective madness by much of society that pushed in homes, schools, and the popular culture the idea that if you didn’t go to college, no matter the cost, you were going to be a failure in life. If you’re an 18 year old kid who’s grown up with everyone telling you that college is the only way to get a good job, be cool, etc., and now you’re staring at a promissory note while your parents tell you to sign it… how many are going to say, ‘no’?

    Personally, I’d be willing to accept a proposal along the lines of, anyone can request that the US Gov pay off half their debts, with a maximum remaining debt of $60k. But, in return, you get hit with a tax penalty every year for the next twenty years equal to the Standard Deduction. Heck, require their parents to sign an agreement to the penalty as well, if they cosigned for student loans. All government backing of student loans from this point forward is phased out over the next three years at 75%, 50%, 25% of tuition before being completely out.

  143. CoAlex,

    Lurking today for the first time in awhile.

    Been a busy few months. Built a new house and moved in last month, did a European river cruise (Viking) earlier this month and the eldest phatspawn graduates college next month.

    In Amsterdam now on an airline trip.

  144. Carin you need an extra pair of skorts. You might want them after that run.

    Yea, I figured I may need to change 5 times. It’s a relay, so we’re doing the 200 miles in 12 legs – we each get 6.

  145. Holy carp, the phatspawn is done with college?! Where the hell is time going?

  146. What does phatspawn want to do after graduation?

  147. It goes fast. Hannah’s finals start this week, and she’ll be done with her third year of college.

  148. She won’t graduate next year, because she’s both a double major AND she’s in the honor’s college – which has it’s own list of courses you need to take. I think an extra summer and fall term.

  149. Joe Biden is announcing his candidacy tomorrow. Harris will need to push hard on Joe’s creepy behaviour to get rid of him.

    Also, his numerous facial operations look weird. Eye job. A couple of facelifts, botox and peels. Yikes.

  150. I”ve always wondered why porn starlets often seem to name themselves after expensive perfumes, jewels, high end department stores, etc. Seems to me it would be more appropriate if they named themselves after canned seafood luncheon meats.

  151. Heh, Clint.

  152. I am not sure I could get into a porn star named Chicken of the Sea.

  153. “Salami…to the main stage…”

    “That’s SALOME!”

    “…hey, I don’t make the rules”

  154. Macy Marshall? Tiffany Sakowitz? Target Nieman-Marcus? Ehh….I’m no good at this shit.

  155. Totally agreed Mare.

    Biden looks a bit different and weird. When he left the public eye he was kinda normal. Now he actually reflects his nickname, Creepy Uncle Joe.

  156. Wiser doesn’t think he’s too good for us, but now that he’s in media, I reckon he’s turning into a democrat.
    —————
    Actually he says he’s too good for us in our secret emails. It’s in the subject line, ‘1001 reasons why I’m too good for Hotspur.’

  157. Think of how weird he’ll be in a couple years, when he’s president. And then in 4 more when he runs again, after Trump beats him.

  158. 2 old white guys doesn’t sound like a good look for the #metoo and SJW democrat party.

    Kamala checks the most boxes. Especially if she comes out with a G/G video to give her the gay angle. Buttplug is currently the only one with that.

  159. Considering how poorly all those groups get along, it won’t be long before that becomes a liability within their own coalition. Especially when the cynical nature of the exercise becomes clear to even the most committed moonbats.

  160. It is entertaining to see them cannibalize one another.

  161. I actually feel a little bad for Biden and all people that have no idea when to make an exit.

    That being said, he’s a fucking idiot.

  162. I just got a robocall and the computer chick was speaking Chinese. What the fuck is this world coming to? She sounded kinda hot though.

  163. Biden is a scrote. And kind of a wrinkly one at that.

  164. If he wasn’t in government, Biden would own a used car dealership and would take trips to swinger clubs with his third-wife.

  165. If he wasn’t in government, Biden would own a used car dealership and would take trips to swinger clubs with his third-wife.

    ——-

    Absolutely this.

    By all accounts, Biden is an asshole, not a nice guy. He just has a smarmy smile. Another mistake, poorly done veneers. Too big. Gross.

    He’s a manufactured empty, train riding fool, with a coke-addled son. Who together with said son did billion dollar dirty deals in China and Ukraine.

  166. I’m taking my Workplace Active Shooter training.

  167. Biden likes key parties. Kinda sucks when he gets a dude’s key.

  168. Everyone but Hotspur click this link:

    https://is.gd/iYAPnZ

  169. hhahahhahaaaaah, MJ you’re a douche, and I love you.

  170. MJ is a bot

  171. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/adult-children-are-costing-many-parents-their-retirements/

    I believe this constitutes a failing grade on the parenting exam. Not as bad as prison, but bad. Like a D.

  172. Honestly, it’s no worse than the many, many people I know who are resentful of their elderly parents using up their money and wasting “their” inheritance.

    Or worse. I know some pretty bad stories of families who refuse to get their parents adequate care before it will cost .

  173. Inheritance ain’t yours. That’s the point.

    I just paid a dollar for toddler poop on the potty.

    Current parent test grade: A-.

  174. I’d pay more for it being IN the potty ;)

  175. Comment by tomswifty on April 24, 2019 1:41 pm
    I’d pay more for it being IN the potty ;)

    You gotta start them early on how to drop a proper upper-decker.

  176. I believe this constitutes a failing grade on the parenting exam. Not as bad as prison, but bad. Like a D.

    Prison, The Pole, or the Dole: you’ve failed as a parent.

    But this is why I would be ameniable to the my proposal above, especially if parents who cosigned some of these student loans were made to suffer as well: they failed as parents and society is going to pay the price.

  177. It was IN the potty, but she sat ON it to do the work, which was the hard part. Gravity had the easy role here.

  178. It looks to me that a subset of trans people do not have gender dysphoria, but they are people with borderline personality disorder, for whom the ‘trans’ thing is a more handy and trendy way to be a tortured soul/an enormous pain in the ass to everybody they know. There’s frequently a history of terrible childhood abuse with borderline people, but knowing that only makes it *marginally* easier to deal with them.

  179. Inheritance ain’t yours. That’s the point.

    Of course not. I just think kids that deny their parents the best care because “there goes the home and the money I’d get from it when they die” are just especially shitty.

  180. Of course not. I just think kids that deny their parents the best care because “there goes the home and the money I’d get from it when they die” are just especially shitty.

    I think I’ve mentioned this, but my grandparents spent probably six-figures (according to mom) supporting my aunt and uncle and their kids over the years. Mortgage payments, a boat that the latter use, trucks for the cousins, and endless money for year-round baseball. When mom suggested that grandpa sell the boat and start shifting his assets around to protect them for the day when grandma needed nursing care, it started an ugly fight that has lasted years.

  181. Phat, which cruise did you do? HotBride and I did Prague, then the Danube Waltz – Passau to Budapest last October. We had a great time.

  182. Yeah, if you assume control of your parents money while they live and you’re entrusted with keeping them cared for, that’s where the money goes.

  183. So we’re a potty blog now?

  184. And I’m not clicking o0n any of MJ’s links.

  185. I’ve been listening to Victor Davis Hansen’s “The Case for Trump.”

    Very well done.

  186. I hate my supervisors. Constantly working on requests assigned to me, without letting me know, and can’t make anything clear.

    This whole fucking organization is a shit-show.

  187. Oh, how I love that, Coalex.

    Would it kill you to tell someone something, once in a while?

  188. Well, whadaya know? Cindy and Megan McSongbird are going to support Biden.

    Now that ole John Boy isn’t around to grope them and smell their hair anymore, they see a new opportunity.

  189. Right now isn’t the best time. We’re in the middle of the budget process, so people are freaking out.

    The problem, IMHO, is that my supervisor and my group leader are thick as thieves, and tend to just try and do all the work themselves rather than actually supervising, giving guidance and corrections, etc. They’ll lock themselves in the group leader’s office for hours, and afterwards I’ll find out that they were working on an assignment that they’d given to me.

  190. Where do you listen to Victor Davis Hansen? He is a thoughtful fellow. I always like his perspective.

  191. I just listened to Adam Carolla and Dennis Prager on their college tour and that was pretty terrific.

  192. VDH uses lots of big words. Vocabulary lesson.

  193. MJ got a new tattoo

  194. I bought his book in audible form at audible.com – The Case for Trump.

    I can’t read anymore, it puts me straight to sleep. So I listen to books as I drive.

  195. VDH also has lots of youtube videos that are great to take in.

  196. On to the sexual harassment class.

    It would be inappropriate on every level to watch this without pants on.

  197. almost time to go to Minneapolis. Brazilian Steakhouse tonight, before the conference!

  198. New H2 Hobby?

    Man, that shit’s creepy.

  199. When you include MJ or Hotspur in a soccer group text:

    http://awkwardmom.com/woman-accidentally-added-soccer-mom-group-text-proceeds-mess-everyone/

  200. Man, that shit’s creepy

    inorite?

  201. Hotspur,

    We did the Rhine. Started in Basel and ended in Amsterdam. Stayed an extra 2 days at the end.

    Definitely doing the Danube next.

  202. Mare,

    Phatspawn has a job with a gov’t agency that she interned with last year.

    She has a Top Secret clearance and is doing things she can’t tell me about.

  203. Jewstin AND phat? What a great day!

  204. Don’t eat the chicken hearts, Jay. It’s a scam.

  205. https://tinyurl.com/yx9l6vzs

  206. Anyone seen Leon recently?

  207. Leon invented the poop fairy.

  208. Anyone seen Leon recently?

    The hero we need…

    Leon invented the poop fairy.

    My wife called me that when it happened. If it gets Possum out of diapers I don’t give a… you know.

  209. Has anyone heard from Roamy today?

  210. I thoroughly corrupted a youngster at work. He does a pretty good Kermit impression so. . .

    Me: Hey Kermit does Miss Piggy shut her mouth when you bang her?

    Kermit: No. I have to shove my little froggy dick in her mouth to shut her up.

  211. I just texted with Roamie, she is not feeling well today. I think it might have to to with her legal trouble.

    A woman is on trial for beating her husband with his guitar collection.

    Judge says, “First offender?” She says, “No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender.”

  212. Very good, Phat. Was her major IT?

  213. Phat, the only disappointment in the Danube Waltz is you only get one day in Vienna. That was ridiculous. So when we sailed for Bratislava, i went to the desk and asked them to add a few days in Budapest, otherwise we would have only had a day there. We had to buy two one way tickets home, but it only cost $570, plus the hotel, but they arranged everything, and it was well worth it.

    If you go, DO NOT let them route you through CDG. Worst fucking airport ever.

  214. Wiser doesn’t think he’s too good for us, but now that he’s in media, I reckon he’s turning into a democrat.

    https://i.imgur.com/KLLehEF.gifv

  215. Thanks for the Roamy update, Pups!

  216. It’s going to be a riot if she confuses the tooth fairy with the poop fairy.

  217. How are the rednecks treating you, Pupster?

  218. I’m running a 200 mile relay with 5 other people this fall. I’m currently in the “purchasing shit for the run”. I hope to move to the training phase very soon.

    ======

    200 miles is a long way to run, you should probably rest up. Maybe start napping a lot.

  219. OMG, so full of steak. If you have the chance, Brazilian Steakhouse is recommended. Imagine perfectly cooked hot steak varieties brought to your table constantly.

  220. I love it J’Ames. First time I went, I overdid it. Lay there groaning at 3:00AM. Totally worth it.

  221. No kidding. My BIL told me of their trickery with the salad bar. No room for steak if you have salad!

    Picanha for the win!

  222. I got my ears pierced which is kinda fun, but nobody told me how fucking hard it is to put in earrings.

  223. Sorry for the lack of HHD today. It’s been a day.

  224. Feel better, roamacita!

  225. how much to tip a bellman at a hotel for checking bags for 8 hours?

  226. Probably more than $1. Unless you want him to spit on your bags.

  227. good plan. although I can do the dollar, since I’m headed home right after. I can wash out the spit.

  228. put some ice on that ear, after you got a new piercing putting your new earrings in

  229. double overtime game 7. Wow. Talk about pressure on a goalie.

  230. Good to have you back, Jewstin and Phat.

  231. Don’t get excited, they’re just teasing us. I’ve been through this before. Like with those girls that say they’ll go shopping for hump-tarps with you. Fucking LIARS. I waited at Harbor Freight for HOURS.

  232. What are hump-tarps? Do I want one?

  233. *bites lip*

    *looks away with tears in eyes*

    It’s a tarp. For your hump.

    *runs to bedroom and slams door*

  234. OK, I had the most bizarre patient tonight and I am exhausted. Goodnight shmoopies. Stim you later. Nice to have you back, Jewstin!

    https://is.gd/aDSOSy

  235. That is a yes then.

  236. Davey enjoyed riding ponies.

  237. Goodness, Biden needs to back away from the botox. He must be using Kerry’s doctor.


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