MMM 363: Not Spring

It snowed here yesterday and my dad tried to tell me that California’s stupidities “don’t affect you”.  My mom shut me down before I could give him a deserved — respectful — verbal thrashing.

Glistening.

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They don’t always have to match.

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Are bellybutton piercings still a thing?  Seems so 90’s.

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Hint of quad.

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Seems like you’d want your hair back for this.

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Pupster ’bout to take a swim.

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183 Comments

  1. wakey wakey

  2. Local news was covering it with a straight face.

    Yes, I said that ironically.

    ——-

    What are you referring to, Leon?

  3. Hair girl seems pretty normal.

  4. Local news is gushing because George RR Martin attended the premiere of Game of Thrones last night in Santa Fe. I figure he just wants to know how it all turns out……….

  5. Local news was covering it with a straight face.

    Yes, I said that ironically.

    ——-

    What are you referring to, Leon?

    Mayor Buttplug entering the presidential race.

  6. Congratulation

  7. 2020 dems:

    a squaw
    a skank
    a couple of queers
    a corpse
    a fondler
    a drunken driver
    a boulder in a dress
    some others who don’t even cause a blip on the radar

    Who wants to bet against me that the nominee will be Cankles or the Wookie?

  8. And the philandering spouse abuser can eat shit. Fuck him. The average American sports fan can blow me. He shouldn’t have even been allowed on the course.

  9. I’m betting skank. Cankles is done and the Wookie knows her negatives are too high.

  10. Agreed. Harris is the most likely choice.

    It won’t be an old white dude like Biden or Sanders.
    Buttigieg and Beto are lightweights.
    Gillibrand and Klobuchar are too middle-class.
    The rest don’t have the support/recognition required to win.

  11. Buttplug is running for VP on the gamble that he can deliver Rust Belt votes.

  12. If you vote for Gigabutt because he’s gay, you’re mental. Unfortunately there is no other reason to vote for him.

    If those Mother effers try to foist Michelle Obama on us I will lose my shit, worse than normal.

  13. That was my thought as well.

  14. Honestly, I don’t think Michelle wants to run.

    The Obamas wanted the prestige and power,but hated the politicking that went on to get it.

  15. Ilhan Omar claims she’s getting death threats.

    Who would just threaten that rotten traitorous jihadi? Fake news again.

  16. Of note: no one reported death threats prior to the James Hodgkinson assault on the Republican softball team. People who really want to kill you don’t generally bother with threats.

  17. House dems to IRS: give us Trump’s tax returns

    IRS: Eat a bag of dicks

  18. Sanctuary cities: We won’t turn you over to ICE

    Trump: Here, have some more illegal aliens

    *gets popcorn*

  19. LOLOL Leon?

  20. Thank goodness for Pupster, said no one ever. Except for me last week.

  21. Bah, I tossed my own porn collection.

  22. MJ, where do you keep your porn collection?

  23. Hotspur, I wonder if the guy GETTING A DIVORCE has a clue why $29,000 worth of porn would be bad for a marriage?

  24. “he lawsuit includes an email from the man’s father, explaining why the parents ditched the porn. “I did you a big favor by getting rid of all this stuff,” the father wrote his son.

  25. Look, I know smoking is bad for you, but throwing away someone’s cigarettes is still a dick move no matter how much you love them.

  26. Comment by Hotspur on April 15, 2019 10:52 am
    MJ, where do you keep your porn collection?

    His porn collection is on a bunch of DVDs marked, “Best of Sesame Street”, and “Best of the Muppets.”

  27. Hotspur, I wonder if the guy GETTING A DIVORCE has a clue why $29,000 worth of porn would be bad for a marriage?

    I’m wondering if his wife got $14,500 from him in the settlement.

  28. Turns out even the NYT’s Best Seller List is a crooked liberal shit stain.

  29. Look, I know smoking is bad for you, but throwing away someone’s cigarettes is still a dick move no matter how much you love them.

    Yea, well – he STORED it at their house. You ask me to keep some stuff for you, and it turns out to be a big ole pile of porn …

  30. Oh, that shit would be in the bonfire if you left it at my place.

  31. I hope he didn’t pay his parents anything. The stupid courts now a days are likely to side with the idiot son. Since he didn’t pay them maybe it wasn’t a “contract.” Or maybe they could countersue on religious grounds. Just spitballing.

    Or they could just tell the judge, “My son is a huge douchebag” the judge after listening to the son agrees with the parents and says, “case dismissed.”

  32. Yea, that’s why it wasn’t out of bounds. It’s not as his parents went to HIS house and threw it away.

  33. One of the guys that worked at my friend’s battery business was a porn collector. Long Gone Joe (a play on his real name and an apt descriptor). At one point before he did a big rebuild of the whole store there was a storage container full of dirty magazines. One of his clients was the distributor and Joe always got a box. The trailer is long gone and Joe has moved on.

  34. We found a buyer for my F-150. I was really hoping to sell the land first, but it’s time.

    I’ll be looking at Tundras soon.

  35. That land belongs to the indians. You really should give it back.

  36. Solutrean Hypothesis says my people were here first.

    I have simply taken it back. The Indians can walk back to Siberia.

  37. White man speak with forked tongue.

  38. Got my marathon training program today. I’m not doing a marathon, but it seems like the best guide to follow. I’m doing six runs, and my legs will PROBABLY be:

    6 mile (hard), 3 (easy), 3.2 (easy) 6.1 hard, 6.5 hard and 7.1 hard. I’m lettting everyone else pick their legs first. Right now there are two legs left – and the other is a total of 35.7 miles and I’m sure the military young fella is gonna want that one. He rucked about that in one day last week with 100 pounds on his back.

  39. Fucksticks, Notre Dame, where I proposed to HotBride is burning.

  40. Is anyone tired of winning?

    I’m sure Jeb! (please clap) would have called everyone’s bullshit by threatening to pipe thousands of illegal aliens into sanctuary cities.

    I’m sure Jeb! (my wife is Meh Hee Can) would have tried to build the wall.

  41. MJ, where do you keep your porn collection?
    ————————
    Sock drawer. Same as any self respecting man.

  42. Well, that’s handy.

  43. Agreed. Harris is the most likely choice.
    It won’t be an old white dude like Biden or Sanders.
    Buttigieg and Beto are lightweights.
    Gillibrand and Klobuchar are too middle-class.
    The rest don’t have the support/recognition required to win.
    ———————-
    I’ll bet its Buttigig.

    Dems will overcompensate by 14 year old gay dude from the direct center of the country. They’re idiots. This is the safest bet for who wins the primary.

    And they’ll know it won’t matter who they nominate so they won’t throw away a good one on 2020.

  44. I’ll bet its Buttigig.

    Dems will overcompensate by 14 year old gay dude from the direct center of the country. They’re idiots. This is the safest bet for who wins the primary.

    And they’ll know it won’t matter who they nominate so they won’t throw away a good one on 2020.

    In any normal party you’d be correct. But this primary is less about running against Trump than it is about staking a claim on who controls the ideology, and money, of the Democrat Party.

  45. I don’t think they are going to get this under control.

  46. This is the exact spot where I proposed to HotBride on a Sunday morning after Mass.

  47. Holy shit, how many popes are we getting now?

  48. The 300 foot spire over the Apse just collapsed,

  49. Leon, look at dodge rams. great values right now

  50. If they rebuild it, it will be a mosque.

  51. They’re going to lose the whole building. I feel like crying.

  52. Well the Triduum, and Easter are going to sad.

  53. to be

  54. Really glad my elder niece got to see it when she was younger. This is a damn shame and a crime.

  55. Same here. It was beautiful, even if they did have to cover all the glass with protective shields.

  56. Oh, Lord, save that place. Holy Week!!! I feel like Hotspur, sick.

  57. The wooden interior’s gone. Spire’s gone. Maybe they save the bell towers and the outer shell.

    Feels like a massive evil omen. Utterly heartsick.

  58. I’ve been inside to tour and to attend Mass. The building is full of priceless art, statues, furniture, and the stained glass windows are toast – the pieces are soldered together using sheet copper to edge the glass. No way it can stand up to heat.

  59. Looks like maybe they can save the Narthex and belltowers.

  60. Is it bad that my first thoughts were, “when they rebuild it they’ll probably turn it into some modernist monstrosity”?

  61. Been there a few times. Hotspur, remember all the excavation they were doing in the basement with the acrylic viewing “glass?”

  62. My first thought was terrorism to be followed by a mosque. I wasn’t kidding.

  63. Yeah, there were a lot of people buried there.

  64. If it was a workmans fault how do you possibly fess up to that?

  65. If it’s a muzzie, he’ll be a hero to his own.

    If it isn’t, he may become the most hated man in Christendom.

  66. How can they every know what really happened? If it was not an accident you can be sure the French Government would cover that shit up. They don’t need any more riots.

  67. ever know

  68. They may get riots anyway. They have no credibility as it stands.

  69. It’ll end up being a some fucking shithead islamist “workman.” And no, I have no hesitation about saying that. What the FUCKING FUCK!? THEY DONT HAVE FUCKING FIRE WATCHES OVER THERE??

    too much…must be quiet now.

  70. Sacre Couer just got busier.

  71. Shit, now there are flames in the west tower.

  72. Sacre Couer just got busier.

    ——–

    That’s a real beauty.

  73. Mrs. P and I took the Chunnel train to Paris for a one day sight see in 13. We spent the morning at Notre Dame and the afternoon at the Eiffel Tower. I hate that one of the western world’s jewels will be no more. If it does turn out to be a muzzie maybe it’ll serve to refocus the flibertygibbets for a little while on who the true enemy is.

  74. The “it was an accident!” proclamation came too early and too forcefully. It won’t matter what caused it, in the end. Causus belli has long since been established.

  75. A lot of twitter people showing pics of churches being vandalized in France within the last two weeks.

  76. I think if the muzzies did this they would already be taking credit, and cheering.

  77. Thankfully, it seems a lot of the art (including at least some of the bronze statues) were saved, so there’s that.

  78. Hotspur, reach for your BP meds.

    https://www.theamericanmirror.com/?p=39629

  79. Heard a rumor on twitter that the Crown of Thorns was saved.

  80. The actual Crown of Thorns exists?? I did not know that.

  81. It’s a part of it. Not the entire thing.

  82. The actual Crown of Thorns exists?? I did not know that.

    If someone offers to sell you some, don’t buy it.

    That’s simony.

  83. LOL Look at Leon putting’ some knowledge.

  84. A friend of mine who made rosaries explained that to me when I asked if they were blessed and he told me why he’d have to give them away if they were.

  85. They say it was a piece of the Crown. Regardless it was highly valued and can be traced as far back as early 1000’s.

  86. What an irreplaceable loss.

    Always wanted to go see it one day – it was so beautiful.

  87. That’s simony.

    I had that electronic game when I was a kid.

  88. Ah…Ok. I had no doubt there was a actual crown of thorns, I just didn’t know that any of it had been preserved. That is very cool, something I would like to see.

  89. Most of Clinton’s campaign people went to the Harris 2020 team.

    I’ll put my money on Skankles.

    Hillary can be Secretary of State again and pull in a few billion more.

  90. I wonder what happened to the reed they put in his hand after they crowned him with it. Or the robe they put on him, for that matter.

  91. I don’t believe in coincidences. The 3 women who were on trial for trying to blow up Notre Dame 3 years ago were sentenced TODAY.

    Saw that on twitter and someone linked a news deal at Ace’s.

  92. Relics are a screwy subject. If you put all the claimed pieces of the True Cross together, you could probably build a house with them.

  93. Relics are fine. Don’t buy any especially in the 21st century unless they’ve undergone some serious scrutiny. Carbon dating, soil/pollen analysis, etc.. Relics like icons can be used to release your faith. Sometimes we need them.

  94. I love the idea of the Shroud of Turin and want to believe.

    However, the face of the Shroud sure looks like drawings of Leonardo De Vinci. My head tells me one thing, my heart another.

    But I choose to believe anyway.

  95. Ace commentors are saying that Cardinal Dolan was expressing suspicion about the cause of the fire and Cavuto hung up on him.

    Dolan. Huh. First time for everything, I guess.

  96. Nope, Bill Donohue, not Dolan. I’m less surprised.

  97. Good ole Shep

    https://dailycaller.com/2019/04/15/shep-smith-france-notre-dame-cathedral-fire/

    Around 1:30

    “Not on my watch” lol

  98. Shep Smith is the googly eyed, sodomite who is also that word that Hotspur uses (appropriately).

  99. I trust my instincts. On 9/11, I knew it was OBL. My instincts today are Aloha Snackbar. My instincts from Vegas continue to be Aloha Snackbar. The guy at MOA…Aloha Snackbar. Way past time to call evil, evil. Hotspur, I guess I never knew your beautiful memory of proposing to HotBride. It has become one of my favorite “Once Upon A Time” memories. ❤️❤️❤️🙏🏻

  100. Have to admit I had no idea creepy former president used this term. Why wasn’t this plastered everywhere…heck even now???

    https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

  101. Turned on Fox News when I went in for lunch so Penelope could see. She’s been to the cathedral.

    Reporter says: “In France there is an actual separation of church and state…” (The “unlike the US” was implied.)

    Me: Shakes head.
    Penelope: WTF??

  102. Fox is shit news. Can’t believe anyone watches it. But I have to admit, I haven’t watch TV news since 9-11. Even on election night I go to my trusty computer or phone. Twitter informs me pretty quickly about news.

    And anyone watching those morning talk show whores is literally nuts.

  103. Mare, 45 read the Clinton playbook. He hasn’t forgotten the Clenis and his ability to hoodwink middle America. He also correctly read HRCs hatred towards her husband. When the Clenis suggested to HRC the need to campaign in WI, MI, and OH, she and her handlers disagreed.

  104. Reporter says: “In France there is an actual separation of church and state…” (The “unlike the US” was implied.)

    Because France has been a godless shithole since the Revolution.

  105. Leon, Mexico, too.

  106. First time I’ve turned on anything other than local news in years.

  107. Tax Day Miracle: we needed 2 legal sized envelopes and 3 stamps. We had 2 envelopes and 3 stamps. 38$ Fed refund y’all

  108. Whose turn is it to scream ‘CUNT!’ at the top of their- oh, wait, just did

  109. HahahahahHhhhahhahz

  110. Congolese with suspected Ebola being held at Nuevo Laredo. 20 of them. Am I wrong for laughing?

  111. I’m watching the Sanders thing.

    He looks like shit and is barely coherent. He looks ill.

    Poor commie fuck.

  112. Surprised they are even holding them rather than putting them up at a nice hotel near an airport or something.

  113. @ Oso

    Yes.

  114. Has Ilhan Omar thrown any Jews into the fire at Notre Dame yet?

  115. Oso, when did I tell you that story?

  116. TT 💩 Typhoid, measles, and now ebola?

  117. Hotspur, TODAY. You told me today.

  118. Oh, that’s only a tiny part of the story? Tiny.

  119. Hey slackers, Jam2 is jammed up with monkey business and is taking some time off the blerg, any of you want to take on Tuesday posting for a few weeks?

    *ignores muppet hand waving frantically*

    Anyone at all?

    Bueller?

  120. I’ll do it tomorrow. I’ll tell the saga of how Hotspur got engaged in Paris.

  121. Did Jam get another DUI?

  122. Or did he touch someone inappropriately?

  123. I bet he touched someone inappropriately.

  124. https://is.gd/xxy0YH

  125. We got engaged in a Bennigans before a Yankees/Rangers game. No alcohol involved. Green Cathedrals non withstanding.

  126. He’s Jam3 now.

  127. Just watched a few minutes on the youtubes about the cathredral. Said it took 2 hours for firefighters to get there. They are blaming tourists getting in the way. WTF? Not buying it.

    My first thought was muzzie. Second thought, you have a treasure like that in 2019, with lots of old timber within, and have no fire safety in place…like sprinkler systems or a fire hydrant on four corners or something in place while doing rehab in the event something sparks those timbers?

    Throw in no-go zones and migrants living in the streets turning them into trash piles and lying government shitweasels, I smell a dirty mo-rat.

  128. Beasn, today the law came down on 3 Muslimas with the Cathedral in their crosshairs. We all know what is what. Everything to come is keeping the rubes placated.

  129. Can’t have any anti-moslem backlash that might put a dent in the globalist shock troops. No reporting on church desecrations, no acknowledgement of rape gangs, wouldn’t want to start a panic.

  130. Rap gangs.

  131. Why do the globalists want to turn the globe into a caliphate? Are they all taking arab $$?

  132. Pretense for a strengthened police state. An invaded and balkanized nation is one that will clamor for order.

  133. A lot of them suffer from the delusion that other cultures are simply upper middle class westerners in funny hats.

    They go to the touristy parts of North Africa and the middle East and think that’s what everyone is like.

  134. Yeah, Bush and his ‘islam is a religion of peace’ bullshit. He may really believe that and if he does, he’s a lot dumber than I suspected.

  135. The way it’s going, leon, is not in that direction. Once invaded, you are f*cked. Look what happens, throughout Europe if you object to said invasion or want to ask questions about the crime rate. Thousands of their daughters used as sex slaves and noone said ‘boo’ so as not to offend their offending overlords.

  136. Ask a question or object, get an anal and charged with a hate crime.

  137. For BroCav: http://www.ncregister.com/daily-news/taking-the-measure-of-relics-of-the-true-cross

  138. Thank you, Lauraw, that was the song my parents danced to on their wedding day.

  139. Leon, there are competing robes. I saw the reliquary of the one in Trier.

  140. The new ending theme to GOT is magnificent. Solo Cello opening up.

  141. Reporter says: “In France there is an actual separation of church and state…” (The “unlike the US” was implied.)

    Me: Shakes head.
    Penelope: WTF??

    I heard that and did exactly the same thing. Shep is an asshole.

  142. I made sure all the young people at work knew the significance of the Notre Dame. It’s beauty, etc.

  143. Heh. I don’t doubt some are the real deal, but it’s helpful to remember that scam artists have always been with us…

  144. Notre Dame was the apex of Western architecture in the High Middle Ages. It was no less a masterpiece than anything by Michaelangelo or Rembrandt, maybe moreso considering the capabilities of the time. We lost a legit wonder of the world today. Makes me sick thinking of it.

  145. Deploy every resource, Paris.

  146. Just watched a few minutes on the youtube about the cathedral. Said it took 2 hours for firefighters to get there. They are blaming tourists getting in the way. WTF? Not buying it.

    My first thought was muzzie. Second thought, you have a treasure like that in 2019, with lots of old timber within, and have no fire safety in place…like sprinkler systems or a fire hydrant on four corners or something in place while doing rehab in the event something sparks those timbers?

    Throw in no-go zones and migrants living in the streets turning them into trash piles and lying government shitweasels, I smell a dirty mo-rat.
    ———
    Here Here (or is it Hear Hear, dammit, Hair Hair), this sums up my thoughts on it as well. I was trying to think of something they could have done in light of the wood structure like a coating to preserve the wood and add a measure of fireproofing. Problem with that is the knowledge that in 100 years it may be discovered as the reason the wood disintegrated and no one wants to be that guy. Simply having hydrants and firefighting tools pre-positioned would have made a lot of sense.

  147. I tip my chapeau to you Sean

  148. Every derp has been a jewel for weeks on end. I really don’t know how he does it. Sleeps with a thesaurus under his pillow, I suspect.

  149. I’ve been working hard in the garden every day for three days, mostly carving paths and cutting those invading tree roots *shakes shovel in anger at trees*
    I’ve been managing not waking up sore in the morning by taking some slo-mag and a couple of Scott’s nettles supplements at bedtime. With how my shoulders felt last night, it’s a miracle. Just a little tight across my upper back, but that’s it. Remarkable.

  150. I heard one announcer saying this was France’s 9-11 (specifically mentioning “without the loss of life”). Lot to unpack in that statement. Being a good PC reporter I’m sure he meant it in terms of destruction of an iconic landmark and not in terms of muzzie attacks on the way of life of a country. It will never be revealed by the gendarmes if a muzzie stoked the flames, too much at risk since they’ve already been thoroughly invaded and the enemy of western values has a hair trigger. The moslem population knows what happened and knows they’re winning. Do not expect this to stop.

    As an aside, gendarmes comes from gens d’armes, men at arms. Comes from a time when France had both men and armed people.

  151. Oh, and shoveling compost, and wood chips. So many wood chips. I put a hurtin’ on that pile of woodchips. About 20 barrow loads. With these last few paths I might finally use it up.

  152. You guys are a couple of weeks ahead of us as far as spring goes. Our lawn is still 99% brown with a few green blades of grass in odd locations.

  153. When it is rebuilt, they will try to burn it again.

  154. Grass greened up last week, the forsythias are blooming, our magnolia is lit up. It’s gorgeous. I should take a picture.

  155. Family member made a blow job joke on Facedouche late last night. Don’t drink and poat, people, especially when Dad is going to read it.

  156. Ha ha ha haa, that’s funny. Hope he/she can delete it in time.

  157. Ever wake up on the RIGHT side of the bed? That’s how I feel. I woke up with ‘Walkin’ on Sunshine’ as an earworm, I shit you not. And I’m in a great mood. Must be all this exercise + help from dirt microbes.

  158. On the same idea of “France’s 9-11” it will be years before they get a replacement cathedral and I’m sure whatever is put there will be a committee-approved, modern architecture monstrosity with “elements of design” designed to recognize Paris’s new mohammedan overlords.

  159. Yep, microbes have invaded your brain. They have made it so you will serve the needs of the dirt microbes.

  160. From a friend who occasionally lurks here:
    The cause of the fire at Notre Dame Cathedral is still unknown, but one of the locals has a hunch.

  161. *suddenly looks up, from eating handful of dirt with sugar sprinkled on top*

    huh?

  162. Scott hired me for a small move today. I’m bringing my shovel. People love it when you move their stuff by literally shoveling it into a van.

    Family china, furniture, clothes, shovel, shovel-shovel, shovel.

    I might be getting fired today.

  163. We aren’t leaving for hours. I might actually go out there and get dirty again before work. I’m a grownup and nobody tells me I can’t do it if that’s what I want to do.

  164. On the north side of the yard (shitty picture): https://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2019/04/mag1.jpg

    Yesterday after it rained:

  165. How the Hell did that happen?

  166. Anyway, if you click it, the bigger pic is nicer. It’s prettier in sunshine obvs, but I liked the contrast with the wood darkened by rain.

  167. This kind of shit is why Carin hates you so much.

  168. *hump deflates slightly*

  169. Yep, way ahead of us. I was just outside playing frisbee with my red dog and noticed the grass is definitely starting to green up. Won’t be long now. I have seen a few shit flies out there so nature is awakening

  170. I have seen a few shit flies out there

    Maine in Spring sounds nice.

  171. Oh, no worries. Soon the lobsters will awaken and rise up from the river to keep the shit fly population under control.

  172. *imagines a crustacean army rising to slaughter shitflies*

    Like a land of magic and wonder!

  173. Comment by lauraw on April 16, 2019 6:52 am
    Ever wake up on the RIGHT side of the bed?

    ======

    No……..

  174. So I just learned that Pete Buttplug is a David Axelrod creation.

  175. https://is.gd/2pRzcm

  176. Prior to being with Paula I never labeled house flies as shit flies. For her, every fly is a shit fly. I’m sure it’s from her dad who has a long list of expressions that she uses on occasion. She is a woman who knows how to swear like a sailor and makes me laugh when she’s going off on something even though I’m not supposed to be laughing.

  177. Time to hit the gym?

    http://tinyurl.com/y2j4g85r

  178. Raining here today. Between freezing cold, then rain, then snow – i haven’t really gotten into the garden at all. I still need to get dirt, but not today in the rain.

  179. Gym last night, deadlifts and3.5 miles of intervals.

  180. Weather here’s been lovely. Haven’t run heat or A/C for a couple of days. Green and blooming have been the course of things for weeks, pollen counts have been awful for a while now.

  181. My white lilac is blooming, the trees are getting ready to launch their helicopters, and everyone’s lawn is lush. But best of all, all the birds sound so happy. Lots and lots of cardinals over at the rental house because there are lots and lots more very mature trees.

    *thinks into the future when we have to cut down the fat 50ft cottonwood*


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