Everyone shut your smollet hole and pay attention for a second. Donald Trump is god’s gift to conservatives. You may quibble with his demeanor, his communication style, or his brash NY sensibilities. You may not quibble with his results. As George Washington once said of the great Civil War general Winston Churchill, ‘I can’t spare this man. He fights.’
Ladies and gentleman, I believe this is the difference between the GOP and Trump voters. The CC republicans can’t and won’t fight, whereas his base is begging for it. Brigadier General Jay-Z said it best when referring to the chickenheads of the Afrikorps on the eve of the battle of Saratoga…
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strong arm a ho (never trump)
This is not a ho in the sense of having a pussy
But a pussy having no goddamn sense try and push me
I tried to ignore ’em, talk to the Lord
Pray for ’em, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type, loud as a motorbike
But wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight
If that doesn’t perfectly describe Jonah Goldberg I don’t what does. Loud as a motorbike, but couldn’t bust a grape in a food fight. Dammit man, do a few burpees and have some self respect.
Today’s model is a gorgeous and slim bed duster. You’re welcome! Please put down your ski masks, white face, clothesline, and red hats and welcome Antonella Khallo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
1461 – Edward IV secured his claim to the English thrown by defeating Henry VI’s Lancastrians at the battle of Towdon.
1638 – First permanent European settlement in Delaware was established.
1848 – Niagara Falls stopped flowing for one day due to an ice jam.
1867 – The British Parliament passed the North America Act to create the Dominion of Canada.
1882 – The Knights of Columbus organization was granted a charter by the State of CT.
1901 – The first federal elections were held in Australia.
1903 – A regular news service began between New York and London on Marconi’s wireless.
1913 – The Reichstag announced a raise in taxes in order to finance the new military budget.
1916 – The Italians call off the fifth attack on Isonzo.
1932 – Jack Benny made his radio debut.
1936 – Italy firebombed the Ethiopian city of Harar.
1941 – The British sank five Italian warships off the Peloponnesus coast in the Mediterranean.
1946 – Fiorella LaGuardia became the director general of the United Nations Relief and Rehabilitation Organization.
1946 – Gold Coast became the first British colony to hold an African parliamentary majority.
1951 – The Chinese reject MacArthur’s offer for a truce in Korea.
1962 – Cuba opened the trial of the Bay of Pigs invaders.
1962 – Jack Paar made his final appearance on the “Tonight” show.
1966 – Leonid Brezhnev became the First Secretary of the Soviet Communist Party. He denounced the American policy in Vietnam and called it one of aggression.
1967 – France launched its first nuclear submarine.
1971 – A jury in Los Angeles recommended the death penalty for Charles Manson and three female followers for the 1969 Tate-La Bianca murders. The death sentences were later commuted to live in prison.
1973 – “Hommy,” the Puerto Rican version of the rock opera “Tommy,” opened in New York City.
1974 – Mariner 10, the US space probe became the first spacecraft to reach the planet Mercury. It had been launched on November 3, 1973.
1974 – Eight Ohio National Guardsmen were indicted on charges stemming from the shooting deaths of four students at Kent State University on May 4, 1970. All the guardsmen were later acquitted.
1975 – Egyptian president Anwar Sadat declared that he would reopen the Suez Canal on June 5, 1975.
1982 – The soap opera “Search for Tomorrow” changed from CBS to NBC.
1983 – Erno Rubik was granted a patent for his Magic Cube. (U.S. Patent 4,378,116)
1992 – Democratic presidential front-runner Bill Clinton said “I didn’t inhale and I didn’t try it again” in reference to when he had experimented with marijuana.
1993 – The South Korean government agreed to pay financial support to women who had been forced to have sex with Japanese troops during World War II.
1993 – Clint MotherFucking Eastwood won his first Oscars. He won them for best film and best director for the film “Unforgiven.”
1995 – The US House of Representatives rejected a constitutional amendment that would have limited terms to 12 years in the US House and Senate.
1998 – Tennessee won the woman’s college basketball championship over Louisiana. Tennessee had set a NCAA record with regular season record or 39-0.
1999 – At least 87 people died in an earthquake in India’s Himalayan foothills.
1999 – The Dow Jones industrial average closed above the 10,000 mark for the first time.
2004 – Bulgaria, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Romania, Slovakia and Slovenia became members of NATO.
2010 – In Japan, the Tokyo Skytree tower became the tallest structure in Japan when it reached 1,109 feet.
Ya’ll have a great weekend. Love each other and say yes to whatever your special someone asks you to do. But not that. Don’t do that. Gross.
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LOL! Rosetta would be proud. And turgid.
Those are bigger than her head. It’s horrifying.
Huh. Saw an actual black-feathered swan yesterday, and a red-tailed hawk today. Though the hawks aren’t that uncommon in these parts.
Every week I say to myself, “It can’t get any worse.”
Got home, and my wife told me my 5 year old wasn’t mine
She’s disgusting. Well done.
The cupcakes shot is the worst.
I wasn’t going to eat the cupcakes anyhow, but that really seals it.
Lymph nodes under my jaw are swollen. I’m not sure how long they have been, but they are firm to the touch.
I might be dying.
The Vagina Cupcake shot is actually hot (and put me in the Christmas spirit!) in comparison to the Purple FUPA one
She’s a bit fleshy.
Also, could we have an abbreviated version of this day in history next time? Maybe limit it to five or six entries? Okthanks.
https://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2019/03/55528708_2219646584749538_4003940277663301632_n.jpg?resize=160%2C160
I don’t know why that is so small.
have your uterus checked, leon
Maybe it’s cold in here, Car in.
I just found out that new private homes in Maryland have to have fire suppression sprinklers installed to be sold under their current building code, and that substantial portions of the system must be copper piping.
What The Fuck?
http://tinyurl.com/y2d43yag
Well, I’ll be receiving my “here’s how fucked you are physically report” from my Shaman this afternoon. Probably a good thing considering my right kidney has decided to be “active” starting at 3am.
I had a comment on the cupcakes earlier, but then decided not to post it. But since its been tabled….it looks like those tiny cupcakes are under threat to be eaten by a giant vagina….
PG, why do you hate learning some shit?
It’s not just Maryland, Leon. It’s part of the International Residential Construction Code. That provision was adopted in, I think, 2010. Sprinkler contractor associations and insurance companies paid for thousands of fire chiefs to fly out to the code convention in Minneapolis to lobby for it. They stayed one day – the day that provision was being debated.
Crooked as hell.
The Michigan Association of Home Builders, of which I am an active participant, then lobbied the Michigan legislature, and we got it struck out of our state residential code.
Sprinklers don’t save lives, they save property, hence the involvement of the insurance companies. Smoke and CO detectors save lives.
Completely fucking ridiculous.
Red Pill moments: why did you switch to the GOP?
fun to watch.
Ridiculous Bullshit! even
Mr. Reagan: Defense of Donald Trump
Good collection of stuff everyone uses against Trump. This guy’s stuff is pretty good!
I can only take Mr Reagan in small doses. He is too verbose.
that he is, HS
He spends too much time explaining stuff that you can easily figure out for yourself if he would just roll the fucking tape.
I did like his 2 part series on who is actually backing these whacko douchebags who are getting elected.
LOL Rahm blames the Smollett bullshit on Trump. And Smollett Is being nominated for an NAACP award. Does he think Trump gets credit for that too?
These fucking racist black cunts are ridiculous.
How do sprinklers save property? Perhaps the structure but not property property. Floors, drywall, mattresses, etc – gone.
“The Illinois Prosecutors Bar Association issues statement condemning the Cook County State’s Attorney’s handling of the Jussie Smollett case.”
http://www.ilpba.org/announcements/7249825
So is this just a slap on the wrist or will they move to disbar her? Same kind of racist bitch St. Louis has, Kim Gardner, who did everything dirty to get rid of Greitens. And she only got a slap on the wrist.
I love this post so much! It’s like having that jackass Rosetta here. I lol’d in my pants!
I give this post the coveted “Purulent Pudenda Award”
hahahhahahahaha
PG, why do you hate learning some shit?
I only have time to learn important shit.
The tornado warnings, in my city, malfunctioned at 4:30 this morning. Went on for 45 minutes. Had a hard time falling asleep after. Meh. Now I’m all discomboobliated. Must finish grouting on back wall of shower. Why oh why does that take me so damn long?
Does important shit smell better or worse than regular shit?
This might explain Barbara Bush…her husband was a filthy cunt.
“The Matriarch Barbara Bush and the Making of an American Dynasty,” quoted in The Daily Mail, “‘I would pull over and park so I wouldn’t go hit a tree.’ Barbara Bush revealed how she fell into a deep depression and considered suicide while her husband George carried on decade-long affair with younger aide, explosive new bio reveals.”
No wonder he loved him some Clenis.
She always struck me as the kind of women that would be all smiles and “nice” in public and then be locking her kids in the fucking closet after dipping them in scalding bath water……I had no trust in that women on sight.
WHAT??? Barbara Bush is a POS. She should have taken that to her grave. I have zero sympathies for that fat, abortion loving, America hating (except for its money) BITCH. She can’t love America and not see what’s happening and be horrified especially with her insider look.
Nope, not calming down.
I agree with Troy. She gave me the creeps and I’ve been saying it for years and years.
And the whole deal about her heart going wonky because Trump was saying mean things about her mentally deficient son (you guess which one) is stupid especially for a woman practically born and raised in politics.
Does important shit smell better or worse than regular shit?
Metaphorical shit is generally odorless.
I don’t care about Barbara Bush’s deathbed book, because I don’t care about the Bushes. Just go away, all of them.
Just go away, all of them.
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I agree but they won’t, hence her bullshit book. Which we should all scorn.
Wasn’t I yammering on about this book the other day?
Our self-styled “rulers” claim to be the best and brightest, but they’re the dregs and the dumbest.
Honestly, I think a little upheaval to clean out the dross might be just the thing, though it’s going to suck to live through it. Or, well, not live through it.
We all were, Carin. The new “revelation” is her husband was a pig.
Bush’s affair was Trump’s fault
Bush never paid off a porn star
HA! Somehow it must be.
Bush’s affair was a tawdry, yet somehow remained classy
Tawdry, yet never classy.
Sounds like it should be in the title bar.
Comment by Jimbro on March 29, 2019 3:13 pm
Bush’s affair was a tawdry, yet somehow remained classy
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Correct, and yet anything Trump does is gauche.
Barbara Bush needs to apologize to the American people for playing a part in foisting JEB! on us.
Imagine JEB! and his insane wife and the bullshit, lefty licking they would be doing as the first couple.
GAG.
Sure hope pupster is all right.
JEB! The answer to the question: Who has prostituted for politics with fewer people than Kamala, sipped fewer penises than Cory, committed fewer felonies than Beto, groped fewer minors than Biden and has fewer houses and less vacation time in Russia than Bernie?
Shouldn’t Pups be champagne toasting with his wife now that the move is over and everyone is in the same state?
http://www.centralfloridapost.com/2019/03/28/a-pro-choice-review-of-pro-life-film-unplanned/
Interesting
How do sprinklers save property?
Because they extinguish the fire. There is still damage, but the building does not become more of a loss, than if the fire is allowed to spread by the time the firefighters can put it out.
MJ, Rosetta would be proud.
They our working on our next tax increase.
Every two years they are $2 billion short, so they have to figure out how to extract an additional $1200 per taxpayer.
Property values are starting to tank.
A lightning strike to this house might be our ticket out.
*grounds lightning rod to propane tank *
Can’t you just get the rich to pay their fair share? I’m assured that’s the answer.
They just proposed a gas tax for the 4 months a year we have heavy tourist traffic.
https://www.nbcboston.com/news/local/Maine-Lawmaker-Proposes-Seasonal-Gas-Tax-Aimed-at-Tourists-507540541.html
Never considered tourists already pay hotel use fees and Mainers actually drive in their own state.Oh yeah, and people often say “Fuck off you bunch of idiots”.
“4 months a year”
Yeah, right
T-storm season approaches, Scott.
http://tinyurl.com/q5qoznk
How does a state get 2 billion WITH A B short?
I know most of the money probably goes to pensions but…SHHHEEEEIIIIIIT
Graft and theft, Mare. Illinois and California are in the same boat.
Sure hope pupster is all right.
I’m fine, thanks.
Moving truck will be here Sunday with our stuff, we’ve been camping out for 2 weeks in our own house.
Charlotte is nice, we like it here.
That’s great, Pups.
Illegal aliens cost us $1 billion per year, and we lose another $1.2 billion in federal funding because we are a sanctuary state.
They value illegals more than taxpayers.
Who is blevemonkey2, and how many bullwhips does he have shoved up his ass?
**measures gravitational distortion around those knockers**
Hotspur, that would be Jam2.
I think.
We have snakes, skeeters, and crocuses.
70 tomorrow.
Damn. I thought we had a new
victimfriend.TTroy’s balcony
https://tinyurl.com/y4yxzs6o
All of our snakes are harmless except one – the Eastern Massasauga. And unless you’re a child, or very frail they won’t kill you. We supposedly have Black Widows, but I’ve never encountered one. We have Brown Recluses but luckily I’ve never encountered one of those either.
Otherwise we’re a pretty tame state.
That’s fucking terrific! I wish.
Mare!
https://tinyurl.com/yxotcgwx
Hotspur?
https://tinyurl.com/y3qq7gv4
MJ
https://tinyurl.com/yxejdgns
MJ will watch that for hours.
The bartender looks like she just stepped out of 1985.
She was born in 1997.
Fuck me. When did I get old?
Who the fuck puts Goodnight Saigon on the jukebox?
WOrky worky sucked.
https://tinyurl.com/y2ey88jt
Ttroy, what did the doctor have to say?
Don’t eat rice puffs.
Detente eased Russia’s pugnacity.
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