I’m just gonna apologize in advance for what’s about to happen here today. Deeply, and with heartfelt empathy for your flaccid donut, I’m sorry.
Today’s musical selection is of the deep hizouse variety and features a smokin’ hot Eastern European babe as the visual accompaniment to a lovely track. I wrote this while measuring the hourly bacteria count on countertop butter. That’s a lie. I didn’t write this song. I’ll allow you a second to recover.
Honestly, I feel bad about this. Brandy Talore is a former adult movie star, turned professional trailer trash, back to porn, then back to full time trash. She got her start in the yogurt catching business after a brief stint as a nude model. But fear not, she made sure that her family knew what she was doing. It’s also posited that her rather large udders and nips were the products of nursing two children all before the advanced age of 22. Nine years later Brandy called it quits but then briefly came back to the biz in 2017. To say that the off camera years were a bit hard on her is like saying that Illan Omar has the grace of a debutante. Poor fap disaster!
I hope you all have a great weekend. The best thing about this picture are the little matchbox cars on the lounge. No, it’s the butt crack peaking out from her bottoms. No, no, no, no, it’s the ‘Infamous’ tattoo on her left arm. Don’t you feel worse having read this? You’ve suffered as much as anyone in WWII. Take the day off, hostage!
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Terrible. I feel terrible about this. Sorry guys.
heh, it really is Amy!
Hah, those tattoos are like ad space.
Horrific. Disgusting. Ugh.
Her poor parent.
Time changes everything
I wish the best for Miss Talore, now and in all her future endeavors
Why did Wells Fargo finance the Death Star?
Anyone else have the sense that AOC’s “daily briefing” comes from reading DK’s or DU’s screamiest threads?
Her father will be ashamed when he finally gets home from buying cigarettes.
Anyone else have the sense that AOC’s “daily briefing” comes from reading DK’s or DU’s screamiest threads?
Probably. It’s wonderful.
I want a rep that gets his daily briefing from Sefton.
https://www.chronicle.com/article/Higher-Educationthe/245881
The recently revealed admissions scandal seems to have it all: Three Stooges levels of ineptitude, crude Photoshops, six-figure payoffs, corrupt coaches, and a cadre of low-level celebrities for good measure. But those who see this scandal as anything other than a moment of levity are missing the forest for the trees. The U.S. Department of Justice filings confirm what we already knew — or should have known: Elite-college admissions exists chiefly to replicate class privilege…
Meritocratic admissions at elite institutions is the real scam. The idea of a phony soccer player is goofy for its novelty; Division III athletes being tipped into admitted classes through a warped quota system that benefits wealthy white men is a grim reality. The construction of a fabricated profile with illegitimate test scores and extracurriculars is tragicomic; a prep-school applicant carefully curated by elite counselors, tutors, essay writers, and independent admissions advisers is routine.
In short, the real corruption of elite-college admissions is more mundane than this scandal suggests, though far more deleterious to America’s meritocratic ideals. To view this scandal as the problem is to unintentionally reinforce the actual problem: In a truly meritocratic society, higher education should correct inequity; instead, elite higher education exacerbates inequity.
https://npcdaily.com/1126/finally-transgender-disney-princess-in-the-works-lgbtq-gets-their-first-disney-spotlight/
It’s funny, because it could be true.
She weighs 115 lbs.
You left that part out.
I’d wager she enjoys a good Nascar race.
The sad part is that she looks like a lot of the women around here in Ohio.
The midwest in general suffers from an excess of HFCS consumption, Alex. A normal-weight adult woman or a man without a belly is a rarity.
OH come on, if I wanted to see this shite, I’d just go down to Walmart…
Magnum Pi
Leon it’s not the weight, but the tattoos. It seems like every third woman here in Columbus is covered in ink.
Really???!!!
https://politics.theonion.com/beto-o-rourke-announces-he-starting-obama-cover-campaig-1833305932
Somebody notify wiser
This wagon has ugly tits, no ass, and so she got all inked up to distract from that stuff and her blubber.
Rosetta would be proud.
Plus she shits out Hot Wheels™.
Has anyone noted that Hillary is a cunt yet? If not, why not.
I think I was this lardass working the cash register at Dollar General yesterday.
Tick warning
mare, pay attention.
That Yang guy is crazy. White people aren’t going to shoot Asians.
Statistically, we’re just going to steal their women. Us and the jooooos, at least. He’ll bring that up next, I’m sure.
Manna from heaven
Based on the text, I always assumed the manna was mycelium.
Not trying to diminish the miracle, just saying that it sounded an awful lot like mycelium or lichens blooming in morning dew.
Why Johnny Can’t Think
Boomers and Gen x’rs were building chain link fences around water, when they should have been teaching how to swim.
Part of the reason for a broad, classic liberal arts education, was to give the student enough knowledge that they knew they were ignorant, but also could begin to ask intelligent questions when approaching any problem.
I think the rise of fatherless children is a huge part of that. I see the difference in parenting just between me and the Mrs. I’m way more likely to tell Possum to be careful and let her get a little hurt as a lesson. Not neglect, I’d never let her get seriously harmed, but a scraped knee is a grand teacher.
I think the rise of fatherless children is a huge part of that. I see the difference in parenting just between me and the Mrs. I’m way more likely to tell Possum to be careful and let her get a little hurt as a lesson.
I think that the family court system’s idea that a child is best with their mother is completely backwards. After about age 6-7, the child is best with their father. Too many women never fully move beyond the years they spent nursing and caring for an infant and toddler, and so cannot balance the desire to protect and care for a child with the need to let the child learn and grow, even if it is occasionally painful. Hence why we often have stories of a younger son who is spoiled/weak. This was less of an issue in previous generations when large families were more common and a mother often had another young child to keep her attention.
Frickin’ tats. Ugh.
Boomers and Gen X’s built those fences because some damn fool would drown or get badly hurt and sue them. “Learn to swim” is less than universally accepted as a defense in those matters, rightly or wrongly.
Lawyers screw everything up, I swear.
The “attractive nuisance” doctrine is the dumbest load of shit ever foisted on the legal system.
This story makes me so happy:
https://www.dailywire.com/news/44631/mother-11-year-old-drag-kid-who-performed-gay-bar-amanda-prestigiacomo
They are being watched, thank God. I pray that poor boy escapes this.
It all could have been solved with one easy fix – loser pays.
But that never happened for one reason, and one reason only. We elect lawyers.
I’m eagerly awaiting the anti-anti-muslim backlash sure to unfold in the wake of the Mosque shooting.
Rather than the preference cascade of anti-muslim backlash that we keep hearing about and not seeing.
The dumb dumb dumb thing about the Desmond is amazing bs is that if that were a little girl, with men hooting and giving her money, EVERYONE would be outraged. EVERYONE. There would be no one, zero people, defending this bs.
wakey wakey
Given that pederasty is a huge part of gay culture, they are starting the push there. Gotta keep the slope a-slidin’. Boys first, girls next.
The whole thing is ridiculous.
As is all the following of Jazz.
https://www.kens5.com/mobile/article/news/politics/bexar-cty-democratic-party-under-investigation-for-allegations-of-money-laundering-theft/273-49400d94-4c0c-4706-a9db-683bea0df552?fbclid=IwAR08PIYIF6K4_8o3aDyZlgnWxoejlHWsZtn_X3n-QbOio3KpM-BpWYgwoQw?fbclid=IwAR08PIYIF6K4_8o3aDyZlgnWxoejlHWsZtn_X3n-QbOio3KpM-BpWYgwoQw
Texas Democrats aren’t content to just steal taxpayer money. They’ve started stealing from themselves.
Castro Bros turf. ^^
Once you’re run out of other peoples’ money, you start redefining “other people”…
Looks like the Detroit Public School system.
How many mosques have you shot up today? Round to the nearest hadith.
Too soon?
Whose turn is it to work over MJ’s nutsack with a 2 lb shop hammer?
Liam Neeson is tired of making action movies
I don’t see a future where we peacefully coexist within the same borders. We’ll either expel them or they’ll conquer us. No middle ground.
I see “expel” as the least bad option but that requires state sanction. If it’s not pursued, I think you’ll keep seeing things like this until we’re conquered.
MJ needs his poon kicked hard on a playground for this abomination.
“Assimilate” would be better, but we’ve been trying that for 13 centuries.
I wonder what horrendous abuse our “model” suffered as a child?
Oh, crap, that last pic looks like she lives in Florida.
Maybe you guys will appreciate me now.
Nope. Still a BBF jackass like MJ.
Wait, who are we talking about coexisting with here? Because the list of folks I’m willing to coexist with has kinda been shrinking.
Muslims, Cavil. And the Left, but they are the same thing anymore, really.
/updates list
https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/2019/03/226968/lori-loughlin-daughter-olivia-jade-usc-spring-break-yacht
Alternate title: work study program for embattled teen daughter of Loughlin cut short because of scandal.
Olivia Jade has the initials OJ and was born after the White Bronco Low Speed Chase.
Weird.
Honestly, all things considered…..after seeing women and children run down while shopping for CHRISTMAS (on more than one occasion), after seeing countless videos of jihadi’s getting their jihad on with someone else’s head, after workplace and nightclub shootings…after grooming and rape gangs…my give a fuck meter barely registered on this…..a big part of that may be because it happened in NZ.
Every time one of those events occurred we were told to “be careful to not engage in backlash”, you think they are going to extend the same consideration to whitey? Or do you think they’ll attempt to use this to fuel a fire?
24hr rule is still in effect. See what his “manifesto” reveals and where he’s been for 7 yrs.
Oh no, the global(ist) media will absolutely encourage and participate in the backlash.
They are summoning demons and they do not care.
Troy, I hear you. I don’t care about the shooting. I’m rapidly taking the position that everyone outside of the U.S. is a barbarian, and what happens to them… happens.
Comment by Jay in Ames on March 15, 2019 2:31 pm
https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/2019/03/226968/lori-loughlin-daughter-olivia-jade-usc-spring-break-yacht
Alternate title: work study program for embattled teen daughter of Loughlin cut short because of scandal.
That’s one of the best parts of this whole scandal. It’s like some weird screwball comedy with a large dose of black humor.
Your disgust only encourages me.
Comment by MJ on March 15, 2019 3:03 pm
Your disgust only encourages me.
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hhahahahhhhahah. It’s meant to.
Hey, share some of that ice cream!
I still feel a certain solidarity with the 5 eyes, but yeah, me too.
LOL, Jay!
Thought you might like that one, TiFW
About half of those in the US are barbarians too.
To be honest, I’m kinda not even sure about y’all. Some of you have tendencies. That whole carrot chili thing… /shudders
Dude, I don’t even put beans in chili.
That Bcock guy is just sick in the head.
Chili is cubes of beef, cooked with spices, onions, and garlic in a broth made with beef stock. Anything else is an abomination.
I don’t care. Beans are good in chili.
Chili? You mean like Hormel over a bowl of ramen with a slab of velvetta on top? I love me some chili!
mmmm, hot hormel and ritz crackers.
with beans.
You people are why Baby Jesus cries.
Or Wolf brand Jay! Even more hormelly than hormel…..
I like their beans, haven’t had the chili. Wife said it’s good.
Costco has Stagg brand chili, and that is pretty good for a meal in a hurry.
Hormel Chili, because you’ve got to have someplace to send the cancer-eye cows……
Link to the video/livestream of the mosque shooting. They’ve been taking these down, so I don’t know if it will last. NSFW, don’t watch if you get nightmares. Just a good reminder of how random stuff can be, and to train.
https://tinyurl.com/y38nszs5
They should never say this shooters or any shooters name.
I have not seen the news on this NZ shooting.
I don’t watch network news.
Can someone tell me if this guy is dead now? What was his motivation?
Mare, gotta wait at least 24 hours for all the craziness to shake out before commenting.
Agree, Pepe.
Love this. Look at the pile of scrap on the ground.
https://tinyurl.com/yxsb7fvl
He had some interesting things written on his rifle……like names. He had the name Charles Martel written on a 60 rnd mag. Reportedly there was also the names of victims of Islamic terrorists….
https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/michigans-lesbian-ag-investigating-catholic-media-org-as-part-of-hate-group-crackdown
In the midst of that video I did notice the writing on his rifle. Every reporter in the US is scanning freeze frame shots looking for the tell tale MAGA somewhere on it.
I didn’t know if you tracked down the vid, TTroy. Interesting from a mindset perspective. Guy was very calm. The people froze and cowered in the corner, that didn’t help. I would think that any churchgoer, especially those who act as security, would learn valuable lessons from analyzing the video.
Church Militant mostly calls out how the Velvet Mafia has been wrecking the church from within.
With any luck this backfires fantastically.
Watching ISU and KS. I allowed the MFM and BHO to ruin college basketball for me. Still not ready for bracketology. This game reminds me why I used to love March Madness so much.
Leon, Lavender Mafia is what my Catholic friends have been calling the gay power priests and Cardinals.
I’ve heard St Gallen mafia after a particularly notorious seminary, too.
Our trucks come from Cheyenne. Wind and weather in CO are killing us. Our freezer/cooler truck was in an accident in CO yesterday. DC is feeling pressure. We ran out of chickens for Rotisserie chickens today. Starting to run out of Produce.
I haven’t seen the video cept for his approach upon arriving at the 1st mosque…he walked right by people sitting in their car. I viewed still photos of a AR and a bunch of mags and confirmed the victim names that were written, and also reference to the gates of Vienna.
Leon, si.
I double dog dawg dare the media to Google “church attack Africa”.
For Beasndottir
https://www.themarysue.com/thornback-it-is-law/
Head of Church Militant is Michael Voris. He was an active homosexual for years, hit bottom, then came home to the church. He calls it out because he can see all the cues and tells. He has some blind spots and isn’t scientifically educated in the slightest (he got snookered by the new geocentrists), but his heart is in the right place.
The AG has nothing but harassment here, the man only speaks about public events and only with regard to doctrine and dogma.
TT, Christians in Africa are getting martyred on the daily. No body cares. Doesn’t fit the narrative. Mike Obama only GAS about “Bring back our girls” until the kidnappers were made known.
No one. No body is colloquial.
Comment by Jimbro on March 15, 2019 9:12 pm
For Beasndottir
https://www.themarysue.com/thornback-it-is-law/
Beasndottir isn’t single. She’s dating Slacker McGee.
In Pittsburgh its probably neuns.
Ford should be ashamed of the seats they put in the Transit.
I could easily spend 18 hours a day driving my Sprinter.
Six hours in a Transit and I feel like I lost a fight.
https://mobile.twitter.com/BlakeBrownWx/status/1105918488508579843?fbclid=IwAR3oFTMl3V_A_fEIyLTsVqEzwY4d5FZJVT9OOWzb-127AsAaKipuLPfatnw
Amarillo. Yesterday or the day before.
Pendejo, any plans to attend a Sod Poodles game?
Scott I love our Ford 250 Transit but I an comparing it to the GMC 1500 we had before. At least it has arm rests and cruise control.
Oso, if I were going to attend a minor league beisboll game it would be the Midland Rockhounds. I won’t. I find watching men spit and scratch their nite for three hours to be painfully boring. Amarillo is four hours north of me.
Scratch their nutsack. Fucking autocrack.
Considered a after market seat?
Work was allright.
Wow, thanks for letting us know, Carin. I’ve been on pins and needles wondering how it went.
Damian emphatically refused parsnips.
There is a bird in my kitchen right now singing the praises of God. Or chirping a distress signal – i dont speak Wren.
How did he get in here? Would he have come in through Tucker’s doggie door?
Cute as all get out, but annoying as fuck…
I stand corrected.
It isn’t a Wren, I think it’s a Nuthatch. Pretty songs, but stupid as a box of toothpaste.
Indoor Ornithology is usually messy.
This BBF post is like one of those PSA’s where they show criminals before and after meth ravages their systems.
^^^
Thanks MJ !!!
I wonder how many lunatics bought these?
https://tinyurl.com/y5msxjy6
They really can’t help themselves, can they?
https://bangordailynews.com/2019/03/14/politics/janet-mills-submits-bill-to-let-people-other-than-physicians-perform-abortions/
https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2019/03/16/weekend-funnies-14/
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