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taco tuesday

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I hate tacos.

I hate every iota of a taco.

Crunchy, fall apart, playing with your food, nasty damn things….

not really a taco –

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taco artwork

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room temperature butter not-taco

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buy this not-taco thing – cuz you need it:

https://hips.hearstapps.com/cos.h-cdn.co/assets/14/42/2560x1706/1413401188-3hhec69.png?resize=980:*

hike this taco:

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taco wallet for that special someone
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taco building that GLanD probably designed – HotsySpot was the contractor of record:

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not really keto taco:

https://hips.hearstapps.com/cos.h-cdn.co/assets/14/39/2560x1706/ffcofxl.jpg?resize=980:*

fruit taco:

https://hips.hearstapps.com/cos.h-cdn.co/assets/14/39/2560x1706/vagina3.jpg?resize=980:*

donut taco – definitely keto:

https://hips.hearstapps.com/cos.h-cdn.co/assets/14/39/2560x1706/efa2tvl.png?resize=980:*

mouse taco:

https://hips.hearstapps.com/cos.h-cdn.co/assets/14/39/2560x1706/rzizi.jpg?resize=980:*

mj’s carry on bag for taco’s:

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taco stadium – aka: Your Mom’s Home Field:

https://hips.hearstapps.com/cos.h-cdn.co/assets/14/39/2560x1706/al-wakrah-stadium-011.jpg?resize=980:*

leon’s mushroom taco:

https://hips.hearstapps.com/cos.h-cdn.co/assets/14/39/plant_1.jpg?crop=1.0xw:1xh;center,top&resize=980:*

beasn’s tiled taco:

https://hips.hearstapps.com/cos.h-cdn.co/assets/14/39/1600x2644/nrm_1411404365-pic_4_copy.jpg?resize=980:*

taco grabbers:

https://hips.hearstapps.com/cos.h-cdn.co/assets/14/39/2560x1914/nrm_1411404422-pic_6_copy.jpg?resize=980:*

taco sandwich:

https://hips.hearstapps.com/cos.h-cdn.co/assets/14/39/2560x1914/nrm_1411404456-pic_7_copy.jpg?resize=980:*

keep dreaming about your taco:

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164 Comments

  1. Comment by Jimbro on March 12, 2019 6:34 am

    Mouse taco be my favorite one. Office productivity would suffer.

  2. Comment by Jimbro on March 12, 2019 6:37 am

    Do Mexican people even eat tacos? I mean those crunchy motherfuckers that fall apart at the first bite? It just seems like a chore whereas eating should be more enjoyable.

  3. Comment by Pupster on March 12, 2019 6:43 am

    How do you say “ham sandwich” in Spanish?

  4. Comment by Jimbro on March 12, 2019 6:59 am

    Pretty sure jamon is involved. There might be a tilde or accent mark in there too.

  5. Comment by mare on March 12, 2019 7:10 am

    I love tacos! *cough* What’s not to like?

    Mexican food is delicious. *cough*

  6. Comment by mare on March 12, 2019 7:10 am

    WTF am I coughing so much?

  7. Comment by mare on March 12, 2019 7:13 am

    If I saw a co-worker with that mouse I’d secretly play the recording of Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally and watch the office hijinks ensue.

  8. Comment by lauraw on March 12, 2019 7:43 am

    Isn’t there something you’re supposed to do to keep the taco from crumbling apart like that? There’s got to be some trick to it, otherwise it’s just an annoying food.

  9. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 12, 2019 7:44 am

    And Tesla continues to circle the drain.

  10. Comment by Car in on March 12, 2019 8:30 am

    Wakey wakey

    https://kdvr.com/2019/03/11/new-york-city-will-have-meatless-mondays-in-all-public-schools/?fbclid=IwAR3S_34p4wsR_M3RXLIy8E7hcl-QElmkxhxuz02xem76gXamoHUIW2f7Q9M

  11. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 12, 2019 8:39 am

    soft shell tacos don’t crumble. And the mess is worth it anyway.

  12. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 12, 2019 8:40 am

    Guess Elon is hinting for more sweet sweet govt money. and the tree huggers will laud him for it, while berating Trump for being a dirty capitalist.

  13. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 12, 2019 8:41 am

    I have a good job, and am reasonably well adjusted, and I never had breakfast, or supper served to me by the school. Plus the lunches didn’t suck, either. Our lunch ladies rocked.

  14. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 12, 2019 8:42 am

    Lunch Lady is still a good term, right?

  15. Comment by Car in on March 12, 2019 8:43 am

    The meatless monday thing is also in the hospitals. They’re nudging.

  16. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 12, 2019 8:46 am

    Pretty soon NYC will be the healthiest place on earth! Also, they will probably close some schools soon, since they abort 50% of the babies born there, and will probably soon climb, since they can abort up to the third grade now, right?

  17. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 12, 2019 8:51 am

    For Car in: I’m so tired after crossfit this morning

  18. Comment by scott on March 12, 2019 9:28 am

    McDonald’s monday.

  19. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 12, 2019 9:28 am

    Mutton Monday.

  20. Comment by Brother Cavil on March 12, 2019 9:29 am

    FWIW that thing ain’t a fungus, it’s an actual plant. Hydnora africana. Ugly as sin and smells about as pleasant apparently.

  21. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 12, 2019 9:39 am

    I was going to mention that. It’s one of that class of corpse-stink flowers that uses scavenging insects as pollinators.

  22. Comment by Car in on March 12, 2019 9:44 am

    I’m beginning to be swayed by the “she auditioned for the part’ theory of AOC. She says the most dingbat things. She’s a mish-mosh of code words and progressive tropes.

  23. Comment by terribletroy on March 12, 2019 9:45 am

    Today is another HAPPY Day boys n girls! Cause….

    gunparts in my mailbox make me………Ok, schtick feels old…gotta come up with something new…..

    Today we are receiving One Sig Sauer Optic, 10 PMags, One set of M-Lok SL (slim) handguards (carbine length) and 3 bottles of various lubricant products (you got yer grease, you got yer oils, you got yer “protectants”)……once these items are applied to the newly created machines we will be ready to spread happiness on the range and to those that need immediate enlightenment.

  24. Comment by Car in on March 12, 2019 9:45 am

  25. Comment by terribletroy on March 12, 2019 9:46 am

    And the baby jesus will smile…..amen

  26. Comment by Car in on March 12, 2019 9:48 am

    As silly as that is, actually hearing her thoughts is just as painful. She throws out “tragedy of the commons” in one bit, and – it completely has zero to do with what she’s talking about. Zero. I scratched my head over that one.

  27. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 12, 2019 9:50 am

    She’s a stupid person trying to signal intelligence. It works on other stupid people, and she’s surrounded by them.

  28. Comment by Car in on March 12, 2019 9:55 am

    xactly. And no one – from what I can see – is given the opportunity to call her on it in actual interviews.

  29. Comment by terribletroy on March 12, 2019 10:00 am

    Last night I came to the conclusion that this is dumbest time to be alive EVAH! We are literally regressing intellectually. I repeat dumbest time ever, you historians are going to have to work pretty hard to show a time in history when humans were this fucking stupid…..

    It really is time for the adults to reassert control over this fucking nonsense. Little Miss Squeaky voice is obviously stupid and yet it being praised…..more emperor has no clothes bullshit….

  30. Comment by Car in on March 12, 2019 10:01 am

    College is destroying our youth. Ugh.

  31. Comment by scott on March 12, 2019 10:01 am

    I don’t believe she has a degree in economics.

    “Unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs.” AOC

  32. Comment by Car in on March 12, 2019 10:03 am

    She’s said so many stupid things, It would be hard to pick out the dumbest.

  33. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 12, 2019 10:03 am

    Find me anyone who was in one of her 400-level classes that remembers her. It was only 7 years ago.

  34. Comment by Car in on March 12, 2019 10:04 am

    That little interview she did over the weekend (or last friday, I’m not sure) is a treasure trove.

  35. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 12, 2019 10:09 am

    come on, she’s an economics major! graduated cumme laude!

  36. Comment by Hotspur on March 12, 2019 10:12 am

    …graduated cum loudly…

  37. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 12, 2019 10:24 am

    Her O-face must be horrifying.

  38. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 12, 2019 10:28 am

    All those horse teeth…

    Wonder if she smells like oats…

  39. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 12, 2019 10:34 am

    No one has ever seen Ilhan Omar’s o-face, because she’s never had one. Which explains a lot.

  40. Comment by Car in on March 12, 2019 10:38 am

    If she’s a good little Somali Muslim, she’s had the good bits removed from her front hole.

  41. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 12, 2019 10:38 am

    If she is reverting to type, she’s had that particular piece of anatomy forcibly removed, right?

  42. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 12, 2019 10:38 am

    dammit car in

  43. Comment by terribletroy on March 12, 2019 10:42 am

    “Her O-face must be horrifying.”

    Sumthin wrong wit ewe boy….. you just aint right in the head….

  44. Comment by Car in on March 12, 2019 10:43 am

    Gotta be quicker.

  45. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 12, 2019 10:47 am

    Sumthin wrong wit ewe boy….. you just aint right in the head….

    Well, I am here.

    If she’s a good little Somali Muslim, she’s had the good bits removed from her front hole.

    That was my point.

  46. Comment by Car in on March 12, 2019 10:50 am

    ^ yea, but I said it funnier.

  47. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 12, 2019 10:54 am

    I actually kind of think the dems might try a real false flag with her if she becomes too inconvenient to them. Get rid of her and then use her as a martyr to beat people with for decades. Ditto for AOC and Tlaib.

  48. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 12, 2019 10:56 am

    ^and I said it ironically

  49. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 12, 2019 10:56 am

    Comment by leoncaruthers on March 12, 2019 10:24 am
    Her O-face must be horrifying.

    I doubt her boyfriend would be able to confirm or deny.

  50. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 12, 2019 11:10 am

    Ronald Reagan was a racist, according to AOC

  51. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 12, 2019 11:14 am

    Orange you glad it wasn’t a banana?

  52. Comment by Car in on March 12, 2019 11:19 am

    We should start a go-me fund to pay to send Sean Penn to Venezuela.

  53. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 12, 2019 11:21 am

    And all those leftist twats in the responses who buy that lie. Ugh.

  54. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 12, 2019 11:21 am

    For Lent, this man gives up everything except beer

    A True Catholic

  55. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 12, 2019 11:24 am

    Comment by Jay in Ames on March 12, 2019 11:21 am
    For Lent, this man gives up everything except beer

    A True Catholic

    Yeah… that sounds like Ohio.

  56. Comment by Car in on March 12, 2019 11:33 am

    Bye Germany.

    https://www.infowars.com/man-yells-allahu-akbar-at-funeral-of-german-woman-murdered-by-muslim-boyfriend/

  57. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 12, 2019 11:33 am

    Or Ireland, really.

  58. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 12, 2019 11:36 am

    Every German that would have fought this invasion off never got to be born because his wouldabeen grampa picked the wrong fight 80 years ago. Gerabia? Deutchistan?

  59. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 12, 2019 11:37 am

    I wish Paul Joseph Watson was somewhere else, than InfoWars.

  60. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 12, 2019 11:41 am

    Deutchistan

  61. Comment by Car in on March 12, 2019 11:41 am

    agreed

  62. Comment by Car in on March 12, 2019 11:42 am

    They’ve pretty effectively neutered Germans with shame.

  63. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 12, 2019 11:42 am

    To Avoid Confusing Words, Ilhan Omar Will Now Respond To All Questions With ‘I Am Groot’

    Could apply to AOC too.

  64. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 12, 2019 11:44 am

    I pray Poland invades them. It’s only fair.

  65. Comment by Car in on March 12, 2019 11:44 am

    Ba haaa haa

  66. Comment by scott on March 12, 2019 11:44 am

    Everything is fake. Article linked on Drudge

    Paragraphs 1-3 – describe a remarkable find in Northern California by a marine biologist. Jellyfish never spotted this far north.
    —OMG could this be global warming?

    Paragraph 7 – Between 2014 and 2016 marine biologists find 37 species never seen in Northern California
    –OMG could this be global warming?

    Paragraph 9 – this is only a glimpse of what a warming climate will bring.

    –OMG IT IS GLOBAL WARMING!

    Paragraph 16. SIX-FREAKING-TEEN – Ocean conditions returned to normal in 2016 and the influx of species ended abruptly.

  67. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 12, 2019 11:49 am

    If only there was something to explain all these huge temperature changes. It would have to be big, though, on the scale of our sun.

  68. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 12, 2019 11:53 am

    Watch as Tucker Carlson vows to NEVER bow to the leftist mob

    Perfect: you are a sinner asking for the forgiveness of Twitter.

  69. Comment by beasn on March 12, 2019 12:03 pm

    ttroy, get your pooper scoped. If it’s clean as a whistle, you won’t have to get it done for another 10 years. The prep, which you do at home, is the worst part. The procedure itself is an awesome nap. The worst part of that is the tootage as they’re wheeling you out of there.

    If they find polyps, like they did in me and Mr. B. – three apiece – they tell you to come back in five. Friend of mine had nine polyps removed. Her mother, who never had a colonoscopy, died of colon cancer in her early 70s. She took her in and cared for her, as she died.

    Former coworker of Mr. B’s, kept putting off his colonoscopy. His wife finally bullied him into getting it done. They found early stage cancer and had to remove a foot or so of plumbing. Think he was 53ish. He’s doing okay now.

    Get one done.

  70. Comment by PepeLp on March 12, 2019 12:11 pm

    I was scheduled for a colonoscopy once. Didn’t do it. The people were horrible. Covered by insurance, unless we decided to take a biopsy, then it isn’t covered and it costs you $8K. Talked to a couple of friends who went there, they said it was horrible, they were treated horribly and would never go back. (Only place in NM!!)

  71. Comment by beasn on March 12, 2019 12:14 pm

    That was excellent, Jay.

  72. Comment by beasn on March 12, 2019 12:16 pm

    That sucks Pepe. It would be interesting to see the rates of colon cancer deaths in NM vs the rest of the country.

  73. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 12, 2019 12:49 pm

    Won’t eating a bunch of scorpion peppers accomplish the same thing? Sure feels like it the next day.

  74. Comment by mare on March 12, 2019 12:52 pm

    Comment by Jay in Ames on March 12, 2019 10:28 am
    All those horse teeth…
    Wonder if she smells like oats…

    ——–

    HEY!!! (and not the kind you eat)

  75. Comment by terribletroy on March 12, 2019 12:56 pm

    “They’ve pretty effectively neutered Germans with shame.”

    Same playbook they are trying here on the “whites” and our sins are apparently never ending. Make no bones about it, I have no problem with whatever my ancestors did to any primitive culture they ran across. Fuck em. Should’ve evolved faster

  76. Comment by mare on March 12, 2019 12:58 pm

    Obamacare ruined (by absolutely trashing the private health insurance market) our healthcare and well care visit schedule.

    If my husband and I want colonoscopies we pay way over $3000/person. No family history, no problem with that bodily system. So, not getting one. Over $6000 on scans or other tests/well care would be far better spent.

    Lots of insurance plans that are not cushy union plans have deductibles up to $10,000. Shit, that’s the deductible in the Obamacare plan we would have if were dumbass enough to purchase that shit plan. And a $1500/month premium.

    Eff you, Jonathan Gruber.

  77. Comment by mare on March 12, 2019 12:59 pm

    they were treated horribly

    ———

    I’m very curious about what that means.

  78. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 12, 2019 1:01 pm

    No history of colon cancer in my family, I’m not planning to get one.

  79. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 12, 2019 1:03 pm

    but leon, you’re full of shit.

  80. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 12, 2019 1:03 pm

    It protects the colon.

  81. Comment by mare on March 12, 2019 1:04 pm

    I’m pretty pissed that dumbass city kids who go out and use their money to party and everything else they want pay around $50/month for insurance I effing pay for. I can’t get the same government policy for less than $1500 with MUCH higher deductibles.

    Those assholes, Gruber et al, who sat around a table eating and drinking on our dime, deciding on our medical fate still enrage the shit out of me and they admit (google Gruber lying) they lied to get it passed.

    The Audacity of Unearned Arrogance

  82. Comment by Brother Cavil on March 12, 2019 1:05 pm

    Shit. As an adoptee I have no idea WTF the family history is. Fuckit, if I don’t shit blood I’m not bothering.

  83. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 12, 2019 1:06 pm

    you’ve come a long way, leon. Just a while ago, you would have been pissy with me for that joke.

    Can we start with engineer jokes now? *runs

  84. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 12, 2019 1:09 pm

    Right, like you can outrun anything.

  85. Comment by terribletroy on March 12, 2019 1:12 pm

    So it appears I lucked out on this new Dr roll of the dice. Seemed like a good guy, I had looked him up and found that he had done his residency in Brooklyn so I mentioned that and my NYC association. Come to find out this guys career path was enlisted Medic US Army, to Physicians Asst, to MD and during the course of the convo he asked me what I thought of the 5.7 round….so there we were shooting the shit becoming all battle buddy and the motherfucker pulls a Carl and violates me with his finger….I was like shit man, you could’ve at least given me a kiss or a hug first…… I mean it is the first date! So yeah…..lost my virginity today…….blood work draw tomorrow after fasting, MRI with contrast for my aneurysm, and seeing if he can get me into the best gastro guy my Doc knows cept he’s retiring in two weeks for the Scope..

  86. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 12, 2019 1:15 pm

    elephants are pretty quick in a sprint. just sayin!

  87. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 12, 2019 1:21 pm

    hobbit

  88. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 12, 2019 1:32 pm

    I sure hope you can outrun that elephant, Jay.

  89. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 12, 2019 1:50 pm

    According to DDG, elephants top out at 11.2mph.

    You’ve got this, Jay!

  90. Comment by mare on March 12, 2019 1:50 pm

    Tech nerd humor.

    *runs*

  91. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 12, 2019 1:53 pm

    We need Oso’s nerd glasses for Jay.

  92. Comment by Car in on March 12, 2019 2:07 pm

    Heh. https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/lori-loughlins-kid-olivia-jade-said-she-didnt-really-care-about-school-in-vid-amid-college-scam-charges

  93. Comment by Car in on March 12, 2019 2:08 pm

    Anyone who participates, in any way, to these elite assholes being successful because ???? should be shamed and humiliated. Seriously, what “job” and what “projects” does that twit have? Hollywood people should be lined up and smacked, HARD, across the face.

  94. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 12, 2019 2:10 pm

    The world would be a richer, better place without ‘social media influencers’ in every respect.

  95. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 12, 2019 2:12 pm

    Well, Lori Laughlin is hot, so there’s that.

  96. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 12, 2019 2:24 pm

    Peak Lori:

    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089981/

  97. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 12, 2019 2:29 pm

    Oddly, not peak Kelly Preston. Peak Kelly was Sky High when she was in her 40s.

  98. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 12, 2019 2:33 pm

    mmmm kelly preston. For Love of the Game Kelly

  99. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 12, 2019 2:44 pm

    Honestly, I think it was part of the deliberate intention of the costume/makeup folks. Kelly was made to look unreal, plastic, to match the character, while they left Lori with her natural hair color, soft earth-toned makeup, and the illusion of attainability intact.

  100. Comment by Car in on March 12, 2019 2:51 pm

    Part of her attractiveness was her … honest look. GND. Nice. Not conniving.

    Apparently she was a better actress than we thought.

  101. Comment by terribletroy on March 12, 2019 2:52 pm

    Sadness and gloom have washed over my life….no packages have arrived as of lunch time (like fucking normal!) this does not bode well. This day is going downhill quick…

  102. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 12, 2019 2:53 pm

    And this — this — is why you should choose Ginger over Mary Anne.

  103. Comment by Car in on March 12, 2019 2:54 pm

    While trying to figure out who some of these people are I discovered that this gal was on the show somehow.

    Jurnee Smollett-Bell

    Jussie’s sister.

  104. Comment by XBradTC, HSD (@xbradtc) on March 12, 2019 2:57 pm

    Jurnee Smollett-Bell was good in Friday Night Lights.

  105. Comment by Hotspur on March 12, 2019 3:02 pm

    Mare, you seem bitter.

  106. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 12, 2019 3:17 pm

    She just needs to calm down.

  107. Comment by mare on March 12, 2019 4:34 pm

    Pissed as shit!

  108. Comment by mare on March 12, 2019 4:43 pm

    I could care less that rich people bribed their kid’s way into college. Until they get rid of the affirmative action bullshit where every moron of color gets to go to elite schools and very undeservedly, seems like it’s rigged for stupid people either way.

    The only people really effed are Asians and hard-working, middle class, white kids.

  109. Comment by mare on March 12, 2019 4:51 pm

    And lots of these AA kids are the protesting “ism” majors.

  110. Comment by mare on March 12, 2019 4:54 pm

    But, hey, glad the FBI is doing something other than being totally corrupt. hahahahahahahahah. Those assholes must have done some polling to figure out what would piss off poor people, maybe get some good press. Dumbshits.

  111. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 12, 2019 5:13 pm

    You know when you buy a bag of salad and it gets all brown?

  112. Comment by beasn on March 12, 2019 5:19 pm

    I’m kinda with you, mare. I’ll wait to get mad over the richie riches buying their way in when affirmative action goes tits up.

  113. Comment by terribletroy on March 12, 2019 5:21 pm

    The clouds have lifted, there are rays of sunshine, birds are singing ……and my packages have arrived……the day is looking brighter…

    Hey, did TiFW get any word on her stone? I thought she was going to Doc on Monday

  114. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 12, 2019 5:34 pm

    The only people really effed are Asians and hard-working, middle class, white kids.

    The rented mules of modern America.

  115. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 12, 2019 5:42 pm

    The rented mules of modern America.

    What are you doing away from your Productivity Cube? Work harder, peon! There are lesbian poets of color relying on your taxes to pay for their healthcare!

  116. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 12, 2019 6:04 pm

    What are you doing away from your Productivity Cube?

    Me and Zhang were chatting about Office Space.

  117. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 12, 2019 7:06 pm

    What does the N on Nebraska's helmet stand for?

    NotpayingmilliondollarbribestogotoYale

    — David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 12, 2019

  118. Comment by Carin's log in doesn't work on March 12, 2019 7:15 pm

    I could care less that rich people bribed their kid’s way into college. Until they get rid of the affirmative action bullshit where every moron of color gets to go to elite schools and very undeservedly, seem
    *****

    I care, because they’re fucking lying hypocritical elitist scum. Fuck them. If I could find a way to destroy their social media influence, I’d jump on that train too.

  119. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 12, 2019 7:25 pm

    I care that it’s exposed for all to see. Any supposed meritocracy is a complete sham, and needs to be seen as such. A degree is, apparently, just a pricy piece of paper. It enjoyed a good long while as a genuine signifier and a proxy for the IQ tests that were outlawed by Griggs, but that’s gotta die and we’re going to need something new to take its place.

  120. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 12, 2019 7:42 pm

    Hopefully this helps break the stranglehold of the ivies on government. No more Harvard douchebags in cushy lobbying jobs, or Yalies infesting the State Department.

  121. Comment by mare on March 12, 2019 7:42 pm

    Ummmmm, you do know rich people have been buying into elite universities since they began? Holy shit, does the name Kennedy sound familiar? How about Clinton? Name any building at any elite university and I bet a codicil has been written into the millions contracted for said building so that future generations can be quietly admitted (worthy or not) for generations.

    I happen to know of at least one very well.

  122. Comment by mare on March 12, 2019 7:52 pm

    They “cheated” because many of them didn’t have the grades, the SATs the ACTs or the grade points to attend. And I’d bet several had records and drug problems. Not fair at all especially when only so many slots are available.

    Admitted because your grandfather has a shitton and you’re an idiot or admitted because your mom has a shitton and the coach said you’re one of theirs and your an idiot.

  123. Comment by mare on March 12, 2019 7:52 pm

    I think the FBI could RICO themselves several times over.

  124. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 12, 2019 7:53 pm

    Oh, of course. But, in a strange way, that stuff is acceptable because it’s honest. The legacy admissions, the “daddy donated a new science wing” admissions… they are baked into the cake as a part of the price for colleges to do business. People expect it. SAT ringers, fake athletic scholarships, non-existent extracurricular activities are just plain old fraud, and apparently widespread.

  125. Comment by mare on March 12, 2019 7:53 pm

    Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 12, 2019 7:42 pm
    Hopefully this helps break the stranglehold of the ivies on government. No more Harvard douchebags in cushy lobbying jobs, or Yalies infesting the State Department.

    ——–

    Nope, no way. Nothing will change except being more discrete.

  126. Comment by mare on March 12, 2019 8:03 pm

    their social media influence

    ———

    What social media influence?

    Did the 50 involved have such? I think Loughlin’s kid had a youtube page, never seen it, never heard of it and I’m on youtube all the time.

    Lori Loughlin is on the Hallmark channel and does really family friendly stuff. I like her. I like her influence. Her kid is, evidently, an idiot.

  127. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 12, 2019 8:16 pm

    Lori Loughlin is trading in her Hallmark Specials for a Lifetime Movie of the Week.

  128. Comment by mare on March 12, 2019 8:22 pm

    Lori Loughlin is trading in her Hallmark Specials for a Lifetime Movie of the Week.

    ——-

    It appears so. She had such a nice career. Her husband is a clothes designer and used his name in a Target line. I can’t imagine what they are worth. Mossimo. That’s it.

  129. Comment by mare on March 12, 2019 8:24 pm

    I’m jaded (and I’m poor), this doesn’t sound like that much:

    Mossimo Giannulli net worth: Mossimo Giannulli is a fashion designer who has a net worth of $80 million. Mossimo Giannulli is the founder of the fashion house that bears his name, Mossimo. … Mossimo is known for their line of tshirts, jeans, jackets and other accessories targeted at teenagers.

  130. Comment by Hotspur on March 12, 2019 8:33 pm

    Mare, if I had your money, I’d burn mine.

  131. Comment by mare on March 12, 2019 8:34 pm

    That’s a good line but makes no sense (in my case).

  132. Comment by Carin lost her log in on March 12, 2019 8:35 pm

    That full house chicks daughter is a YouTuber. That social media influence.

  133. Comment by Carin lost her login on March 12, 2019 8:37 pm

    Her daughter is a youtuber

  134. Comment by scott on March 12, 2019 8:48 pm

    The global warming models predicted this.

  135. Comment by Pupster on March 12, 2019 9:09 pm

    https://tinyurl.com/I-need-a-road-rage-husky

  136. Comment by osoloco11 on March 12, 2019 9:14 pm

    Tacos that Messicans eat are different than Anglo/SoCal tacos. Even New Mexican tacos are different. Phrasing. Not a single Georgia O’Keefe Taco. Sadz

  137. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 12, 2019 9:18 pm

    Oso, what’s the difference between a Messican Taco and a New Messican taco?

  138. Comment by osoloco11 on March 12, 2019 9:19 pm

    I was making fun of tacos I got growing up. RL friend was one of 9 children. Never knew her mom added potatoes to the taco meat to stretch the meat. No lettuce. No tomatoes. Soft corn tortillas. Salt and pepper. Dan uses taco seasoning. Adds chopped jalapeños. Uses hard taco shells. No potatoes. Baja influence with street tacos. Not a fan. I H8 cilantro. Dan likes Rubio’s. AKA Fish tacos. As if I would give you guys low hanging fruit.

  139. Comment by osoloco11 on March 12, 2019 9:21 pm

    Cilantro is the biggest difference. NM tacos usually have potatoes. We use chile. They use pico or salsa. We don’t garnish. Salt and pepper.

  140. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 12, 2019 9:22 pm

    I should make pulled pork tacos this weekend.

    Pulled pork with adobo chilis, deep fried, with black beans and cheese and salsa…

  141. Comment by osoloco11 on March 12, 2019 9:22 pm

    Oh, Mexican tortillas are usually corn or a mixed flour and corn.

  142. Comment by osoloco11 on March 12, 2019 9:24 pm

    Lose the beans and salsa. Everything else is yummy! (I H8 Beans. I H8 Cilantro. I H8 tomatoes)

  143. Comment by osoloco11 on March 12, 2019 9:25 pm

    Pulled pork burritos are better. Breakfast burritos.

  144. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 12, 2019 9:33 pm

    Ladies, step back. This one is heavy, guys better lift it

  145. Comment by osoloco11 on March 12, 2019 9:43 pm

    We’re flour tortilla people!!!! My Grammo would make sopas just for me. People thought she was Indian so she’d make money selling “Fry Bread”. Neighbor in Cali was an old Mexican lady. She would make us corn tortillas. She would butter them and add cinnamon sugar. They were so good. My mom didn’t believe in “Wasting” corn tortillas. Once she could buy corn tortillas and tamales, my mom never made from scratch. EVER.

  146. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 12, 2019 10:07 pm

    Tacos Al oso: pulled pork cooked in applesauce, honey, and chilis.

  147. Comment by osoloco11 on March 12, 2019 10:14 pm

    That actually sounds pretty good. Needs horseradish

  148. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 12, 2019 10:31 pm

    Cooked or put on top?

  149. Comment by PepeLp on March 12, 2019 10:38 pm

    We had tacos for Thanksgiving. Saved up pulled pork, smoked brisket, chicken. Corn tortillas, fried until not soft, but not close to crispy. Excellent!

  150. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 12, 2019 10:41 pm

    mmmm the best way, pepe. PBC tacos!

  151. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 12, 2019 10:44 pm

    When ground beef goes on a good sale, I buy a 10# tube, and smoke it in 1# discs. Makes great tacos.

  152. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 12, 2019 10:46 pm

    I got rid of my PBC, but when I had it I smoked the pork and then finished it off wrapped in foil in the oven with apple cider and chopped adobo chilis and sauce.

  153. Comment by osoloco11 on March 12, 2019 10:52 pm

    Horseradish in the honey. Serial yummy

  154. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 12, 2019 10:53 pm

    People pointing out that an Ivy League degree doesn't necessarily affect lifetime earnings for the children of, say, a successful TV star misunderstand the real function of meritocracy, which is not the facilitation of upward mobility but the legitimation of a ruling class.

    — Ross Douthat (@DouthatNYT) March 12, 2019

    This ties in, I think, with my theory of Trump as the Rectification of Names. The vast majority of people operate under the assumption that “meritocracy” means that the most talented rise to positions of power and leadership. Instead, if Douthat is correct, those in positions of power, wealth, and influence use the appearance of a meritocracy to justify their own positions in society. That will not stand. People are frustrated with the current system and the people that rise up in it, so they went with an outsider because they want to realign our language with reality.

    It’s part of why Trump is so unsettling to a lot of DC: he strayed outside his boundaries. He’s allowed to get fabulously wealthy as a businessman, but not get into politics because it’s Their Thing, and doing so would reveal that they aren’t as intelligent or skilled as they would have us believe. Either we get a new, competent, political class, or our current political class openly acknowledges that they are not the smartest and most capable but are in fact there often by nothing more than luck of birth.

  155. Comment by PepeLp on March 12, 2019 11:12 pm

    Yep, J’Ames, save some PBC goodness for tacos. Quick, easy, and oh so good. Much like your mom…….

  156. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on March 12, 2019 11:29 pm

    Comment by terribletroy on March 12, 2019 5:21 pm
    Hey, did TiFW get any word on her stone? I thought she was going to Doc on Monday

    Apparently, “Priority 1” only refers to the amount of time the schedulers are asked to make appointments, not how quickly one will be scheduled.

    The first available appointment was April 8th, with some lady doctor with lots of specialties in urology, but who I discovered isn’t board certified in any of them.

    I called my primary care doctor to ask for something slightly better for my back pain than Tylenol, and the next thing you know, I get a call from the urologist’s office telling me that they have an opening this week in another office about 20 miles from my house.

    I will see him tomorrow at 3:00.

  157. Comment by osoloco11 on March 12, 2019 11:36 pm

    My cousins went to the right schools. Got the right jobs. Still can’t beat Dan and I at board games. How seriously fucked up is that?

  158. Comment by osoloco11 on March 12, 2019 11:36 pm

    Praying TiFW

  159. Comment by osoloco11 on March 12, 2019 11:41 pm

    Look up Quelites and Calabacitas. H2 recipes

  160. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on March 12, 2019 11:42 pm

    I also got a copy of my lab reports. In researching all of the stuff on them, I am feeling slightly better about what is going on. The lab did recommend getting a CT scan of both kidneys to get a clearer view of what is going on.

    The cysts are not “simple”; rather, they are considered “mildly complex”. One of them is on the right kidney, measures 3.8 cm, and may have some calcification. The other one is on the left kidney, measures 8 mm, and also may have some calcification.

    I should know a little bit more tomorrow. I will let you guys know what the doctor says! 😊

  161. Comment by osoloco11 on March 12, 2019 11:42 pm

    G’night.

  162. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 13, 2019 12:00 am

    Prayers up, TiFW.

  163. Comment by Brother Cavil on March 13, 2019 12:17 am

    TiFW, that sounds a lot like you’ve got some stones resident in your kidneys. Often if they’re not in a bad position and not too large they’ll let them stay–I’ve had one riding along on the right side for a couple of years now, it doesn’t bother me so long as I behave.

    Just so long as you don’t have a jack stone break loose. Then, well.

  164. Comment by Sean M. on March 13, 2019 3:31 am

    Dirty edges required polishing.


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