No Rush

MJ says today’s brystals will be of the noon-ish flavor.

So you swine will have to wait a lil’ while.

 

Here’s some inspirational posters to help you along.

 

26 Comments

  1. Haha, New twist on Learn to Code

  2. you misspelled patients.

  3. Even though I hate it when people tell me to be patient, I “liked” this poat and gave it a thumbs up because I don’t want Lauraw to kill me or start talking about soil.

  4. Mare, calm down.

  5. We should talk about squats.

  6. Let’s talk about celery juice drinking which is all the rage which I didn’t know about and wonder how these things get traction.

  7. You guys are assholes (Hotspur) but you’re MY internet assholes.

  8. Do you think MJ is going to go Bruce Jenner on BBF? Eeeeeeeeesh.

  9. I’m thinking about getting a fence-post auger for my many future fence projects. Probably a come-along too. I’ve got to get the eggmobile built in the next couple of months and figure out if I’m buying chicks to keep in the basement for a few weeks.

  10. Remember the days when we use to watch monkeys washing cats?https://tinyurl.com/m6bdl4f

    Those were special, special days.

  11. I’m thinking about getting a fence-post auger for my many future fence projects. Probably a come-along too. I’ve got to get the eggmobile built in the next couple of months and figure out if I’m buying chicks to keep in the basement for a few weeks.

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    One of my favorite things about Leon’s comments? They can be interpreted in so many fun/disturbing ways.

  12. I will have many naked chicks in my front yard soon, caged so that they may not escape. I’m not even going to permit them to have names.

  13. hhahahahhhhahaha

  14. Random thought: Dehumanizing is an important element to a successful serial killer.

  15. They will have better lives in this environment than the vast majority of their kind. They should be thanking me.

  16. I used a fence post auger on your mom once. She didn’t feel a thing.

  17. Random thought: anthropomorphizing is an important element of vegan propaganda.

  18. I lied, that wasn’t random.

  19. Is the alphabet in the order that it is in just because of a fucking nursery rhyme?

  20. No, the rhyme is a modern pnemonic device, the order goes back to ancient Greece, though a lot of letters were added later as the pidgin of modern English was being built, as well as some being lost.

  21. Ypsilanti City Manager resigns because he hired a white guy just because he had a better resume than a black guy.

    Hanging behind City Council – Black Lives Matter flag, One Human Family flag, and the queer flag.

    Ypsilanti is fuxxored.

    Too bad my daughter lives there.

  22. You know what’s always amazed me? Seemingly incredibly intelligent people decided to name the internet with the only letter that is comprised of two syllables. WWW. Can you imagine how much time has been wasted every time those three extra syllables have been uttered over the past twenty five years?

  23. I like that article. It’s nice and uses “BC”.

  24. I’ve always been bothered that we pronounce it “double-yew” when German calls it “veh”. English is a Germanic language with Latin insertions, seems like we could have kept the name even if we were going to adopt the Latinate pronunciation.

  25. New post


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