Good morning, and welcome to yet another edition of Hunky Hump Day, where pants need to be zipped and orientation doesn’t matter. Let’s get started.
(can you tell I’m sick of this weather?)
Let’s see who is in the hunky folder for today.
Libtard, but nice to look at.
Most of today’s HHD fodder came from an FB group of cute guys with cats.
Happy to be here.
That cat is saying, “WTF?”
Cute guy, but he’s looking at the cat like it barfed up a hairball.
And another pic of last week’s veterinarian.
Thank you for your attention, thanks to Pirate’s Cove for the links, and y’all have a good day.
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I like this poat…for the cats!
HA! Roamy! Your categories made me lol.
So this is what it feels like to be a cat lady, alone, talking to themselves or their cats. Wondering what life would have been like had they made different commenting decisions.
are we still hating on hr?
Why did you call Arizona Cardinals Coach Kliff Kingsbury a libtard? I’ve followed his career fairly closely and have never heard him say anything political.
wakey wakey
This week and probably for a few weeks more I’ll be hating on HR. Let’s just say, this is a “time of transition” at my place of employment. Situation is fluid at the moment with new shit coming every day.
Being spoken to by the HR lady in her mommy voice is infuriating.
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/politics/aoc-living-wage-rules-allow-her-staff-to-dodge-financial-disclosure-laws
New treatment for depression approved by FDA. Esketamine is a cousin of ketamine. Wonder if you’ll be seeing that lauraw
Just wait. The fall will be EPIC.
But of course, she’ll become fabulously wealthy over the next few years.
I don’t just want to see her fall.
I want to see her ruined. Penniless. Afraid to go out in public. The punchline of jokes for decades to come.
I want her to become the new Lewinski.
Her mom moved to Florida to avoid NY’s taxes.
Does she have a dad?
My spidey sense says no.
Dad died. cancer.
Not what I was expecting, but at least my spidey sense wasn’t wrong.
I don’t want to see her ruined. I want her to settle down, get married, have kids, and become a SAHM.
But before that happens, especially after 2020, she’ll get destroyed by the moderates in her party.
People thought Trump was nuts to talk bout immigration. It’s the #1 issue for voters. He’s actually taking the path of least resistance with the electorate.
Climate change is dead last on everyone’s list. It’s been last for 20 years even with the non stop coverage. No one cares.
Eventually the Ds should realize they are shackled to a corpse.
I think her boyfriend is a full on lefty too, so I doubt the future you imagine is possible.
I’d settle for seeing her penitent, but we never will, so ruined is all I can hope for.
No children
Earth is gonna go tits up from climate change
Comment by Car in on March 6, 2019 8:31 am
Dad died.
cancer.because he fucking wanted to.Fixt
Being spoken to by the HR lady in her mommy voice is infuriating.
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They love that crap.
Weight Watchers stock crapped its pants at about 30% down. Don’t know if it’s gone back up using its fat, low musculature legs.
Pro tip: If you’re going to buy WW stock and become its spokesman, at some point you have to lose weight. Oprah, I’m looking at you. You are one of the richest women in America, you have the means to use weight watchers in the most delicious way possible and still, you’re a fat ass?
They’ll have kids and live a really nice suburban life. I’d bet $1 on it.
I don’t like the little socialist, power hungry, another twat who thinks she’s the shit but she’s actually embarrassingly stupid (like Obama), bitch.
I hope she crashes and burns. I also hope that behind the scenes power brokers crash her silly media ride HARD. She’s cost them a shit ton of grift money and they don’t like that.
“Being spoken to by the HR lady in her mommy voice is infuriating”
Were you a bad,bad, boy?
Dude from ETP has been watching the WW crash and burn for a while.
https://www.eattoperform.com/2018/10/17/think-weight-watchers-dropping-weight-watchers-part/?fbclid=IwAR1KWHmVrPFkm47ULOzwQiO3F2nrXCbuammbSq64wEWyquAWjjmmrT2OI1A
Oprah’s metabolism must be a complete wreck at this point.
If you believe there is a possibility the earth is going to be inhabitable in 12 years, what kind of monster do you have to be to have children?
Oh, I think she’ll have kids, but her own hypocrisy is kind of hilarious.
Were you a bad,bad, boy?
That’s not the mommy voice…
this is so freakin funny.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6774823/Mayor-claims-hate-crime-victim-yellow-sticky-substance-car.html?fbclid=IwAR0KSSLKvRKSJCc2N_890cDG6yfKBctEAK00Q8EveLqj9z_cwZR7D_supn4
I can’t say what I want to say but I will say this, that mayor is stupid. She’s a stupid, race-baiting, asshole.
Do they really believe the earth will be desolate in 12 years or is this another one of those, ‘if we don’t sign this thing or do this thing it’ll be too late’ scams.
I checked.
“Twelve years. According to climate scientists, that’s how long until we hit the 1.5C tipping point if we carry on as we are.
Such a shift in our planetary temperature will imperil not only low-lying areas because of the increased risk of floods, but will have consequences for all of us – not least due to the necessary migration of millions of people away from areas that become uninhabitable.
Coral reefs will vanish; many ancient trees will not survive; extreme weather events will become ever more common. The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change paints a bleak picture.
Yet the scientists are also clear that we can still hold the line on further damaging change – if we’re prepared to act fast and invest a great deal of money.”
It’s just another ‘ACT NOW’ scam.
Do they really believe the earth will be desolate in 12 years or is this another one of those, ‘if we don’t sign this thing or do this thing it’ll be too late’ scams.
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OF COURSE, it’s one of those scams (RE: Al Gore). But the true believers believe anything their cult leaders say. And IT IS a cult. I’ll try and find the link to a twitter guy who researched cults and compared climate morons. .
In twelve years NYC and Chicago will be covered with water.
I mean, a glacier is technically water…
But, yes, Carin, it’s pretty funny.
You know who has a punchable face? That Jew-hating, brother loving, c*nt, Omar.
^^But I mean that in a nice way.^^
Anyone else looking forward to the next Olympics wherein men win all the women’s events because they now allow not surgically transitioned transgenders?
I don’t know WTF I’m saying.
Didn’t someone calculate that if all the ice melted that sea levels would rise by inches, not feet?
PG, did you find the hiring of Kingsbury by the Cardinals as weird as I did? He couldn’t even guide a Texas school to a championship.
Didn’t someone calculate that if all the ice melted that sea levels would rise by inches, not feet?
I believe so, and most of the difference in the US would be in the interior as the Mississippi and Missouri rivers swelled. The coasts wouldn’t shift much. No lost islands, no massive floods, just a bigger wheat belt. Oh the horror.
As was pointed out in the alt-science book Underworld (the main thesis of which is that the flooding at the end of the LMG was catastrophic rather than gradual, and piecemeal/regional as ice dams melted and local inundations occurred), no matter how you look at it, we already live in a flooded, post-Deluge world. An entire North America’s worth of arable land was lost already between Doggerland, Oceana, the edge of Africa (to which Madagascar used to be attached), and the lost coast of the Indian subcontinent. There simply isn’t enough water on the planet to do that again.
Everything will kill you, so choose something fun!
https://fox6now.com/2019/03/05/officials-man-infected-with-measles-violated-his-quarantine-with-help-from-wife-to-get-to-gym/
What an asshole.
NOT Crossfit!
Comment by Jay in Ames on March 6, 2019 10:12 am
Everything will kill you, so choose something fun!
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I love that.
Cats are ghey.
CLINT!!!! How very dare you!
Answer to Jay in Iowa City:
tl/dr: he’s been in the right place at the right time……twice in a row.
I thought Az hire was brutally stupid. But here’s what I think is happening. Because he was OC at tamu the year Johnny Football won the heisman, ttu in an act of desperation after fucking themselves royally by firing Leach and hiring the football equivalent of Jimmy Carter in tuberville, decided kliff was the next guru. Plus he was an alum. The huge majority of black kids in Texas live at least 300 miles from Lubbock and It’s hard as shit to recruit them to go there. So they have to get by with three star kids and they struggle. Especially on defense. Kliff gets a kid named Mahomes to come to ttu because nobody else will take a chance on him because he’s been drafted out of hs by MLB. Mahomes becomes the cock of the nfl this year and Kliff gets a lot of the credit for his development. Az is desperately hoping Kliff can coach them up the next Mahomes. Johnny Football got Kliff his first head job and Patrick Mahomes got him his second one. Timing is everything.
Dad died…… because he fucking wanted to.
Fixt
LOL. Pendejo brings the funneh.
Comment by MJ on March 6, 2019 9:12 am
They’ll have kids and live a really nice suburban life. I’d bet $1 on it.
She’ll ditch him eventually for some lobbyist or young up and comer with a lefty law firm.
Don’t know how some of you people can fast 24 hours or more.
I’m at 16.5 hours RIGHT NOW and I’m going to have to have something SOON.
Made some green tea and had to put a teaspoon of honey in it.
I’m guessing some horse-owning sugar daddy who wants to breed mules.
I last ate yesterday at 8pm. Planning to hold out until Communion, which I can’t take until Reconciliation, which I don’t think I can do until Saturday unless there’s another opportunity during the week.
We’re all going to drown in 12 years or burn up? Which is it and isn’t it what Algore said 12 years ago.
*pinches self*
OW. Self is not a pile of ash, adrift on watery currents of nothingness.
At the very least, I’m not eating today at all. I know I can do that.
I’m eating. I’m going to give the church a chance this Lenten season, but I’m not fasting. I’ll abstain. Fasting messes me up.
Time for church.
There are a ton of carve-outs from the fasting obligation. Waitressing is manual labor, so there you go.
I guess I’d have to work up to it. Not sure I want to. 16-18 seems good enough for me, for now.
Oh crap, today is Ash Wednesday. We’ve got leftover stuffed peppers for dinner. Hmm. Guess I could still throw those in the freezer.
*puts cheese pizza on list*
…pizza is for the family….I’ll do eggs.
Is the left seriously obsessing over Trump keeping his high-school grades under wraps?
WTF?
They can’t be this stupid. They really can’t. They can’t want to drag someone’s entire life into public, no matter how small or mundane the details.
Shit. Yes, they can.
While they were totally incurious about obama spent millions in sealing all of his ‘educational’ records.
spending…
Nice breakdown, PG.
Answer to Jay in Iowa City
You realize I have to come down there and beat you until beasn is tired now, right?
You realize I have to come down there and beat you until beasn is tired now, right?
That’s going to result in a big, pulpy, wet mess, seeing as how I don’t get tired until about 1am.
It won’t last long, beasn. I’m picking a fight with an ex football player. Might not go well for me.
Kneecaps, Jay. Kneecaps. Once he’s down, have at it.
Otherwise, yes, you become the wet spot.
That or pay Mrs. pendejo to flash him.
Ya’ll are in a cult.
Fasting messes up my workouts.
Ya’ll are in a cult.
Technically true. It’s a big one, though.
If you are fat adapted *cough* fasting is much easier.
That’s a fact, jack.
I really hope the whole Jesus/God thing is right cuz I really want to say, ‘goddam, it was true all along’ when I die.
If he laughs I’ll know where I stand.
If not, old testament god it is and I’ll prepare for the eternal flame.
I work out fasted all the time and kick ass.
Me too, but I perform much better with a little carbs and coffee in my system.
Coffee especially.
Mass/Ashes this morning was done without music and I can’t tell you how much my husband and I enjoyed it.
I know, I know, “sing your praises” and all that, I’m just saying I felt closer to the mass saying it instead of singing it.
If I’m doing my 36 hours fast, I don’t even have cream in my coffee. Coffee (2 cups) and water that’s it. But I have fat to use for fuel so I’m golden. Although I’m a size 6/8 now and have less fat to use.
I said I was going to do my Sunday night to Tuesday morning fast (as well as the usual Friday fasts) all through lent and I’m already regretting that bold statement. BUT I CAN DO THIS!!
I’m planning to lift at 4 and go to mass at 6.
Dear God, make them stop.
I did squats this morning. I had to make it a quick workout because of work, but tomorrow will be bench and press and a run.
It’s been a rather long time. I didn’t remember that Ash Wednesday was a full mass.
Since my Lenten pledge is to go to church, the fasting is an “advanced” obligation. I’m going to have to work up to that (although fasting isn’t really a big deal for me, I just don’t like doing it – is basically the opposite of my ETP stuff).
Baby steps.
Who keeps changing all the responses, and why?
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Depends on the parish. In Belleville, we had normal morning mass and then ashes in the morning, but then just ashes at noon and 6.
There’s a mass near my work at 5:15 that I’ll try to make. I don’t know if it’s full mass or just ashes.
To the rarer attendees: Ash Wednesday is NOT a holy day of obligation, just a good idea.
I am going to unfollow anyone who posts anything positive about Nancy Pelosi.
Nancy Pelosi is a white feminist.
White feminists are white supremacists.
Nancy Pelosi is a white supremacist.
And if you idolize Nancy Pelosi, you may as well declare allegiance to David Duke.
I want a reaction pic from David Duke. He has to be laughing his ass off at this and clapping like a seal. This woman has no idea what she’s doing.
A part of me loves to see this crap, but the other part hates it because the more the left eats itself, the more the GOP establishment thinks that they can move to the left and undercut Trump.
To the rarer attendees: Ash Wednesday is NOT a holy day of obligation, just a good idea.
sets a tone for Lent, for sure.
Protestants miss out on all the cool shit.
Oh, I dunno, I wouldn’t mind watching them chase all the white people, non-muslim blacks, and observant Jews out of the Democrat party.
I just put a cross on my forehead from salt brine leftovers on my car and called it good.
Protestants miss out on all the cool shit.
The episcopalians in Ann Arbor had drive-through ashes.
Hillsong Church just modified one of those t-shirt mortars.
like the one in the new state farm ad, Alex?
I seem to remember last year some other churches were adding the ash wednesday stuff.
Jump Around!
We’ve had ash wednesday for ages. Damn Lutherans.
Martin Luther was buried with his rosary. True story.
And jello was served at his funeral. Possibly a true story.
Todd Starnes is having fun with that racist pollen story.
“Must’ve been a white pine.”
“This is a case of a blooming idiot.”
LOL…other comments..
Was the pine trees wearing a red cap?
Definitely a hate crime…fir real
Those commenters need to leaf her alone, she’s trying to root out some serious racism.
Someone designed a logo for Donkey Chompers.
She’s seen that before. A lot.
Crap, there is no 6pm mass. 5 or 7. I might just end the workday now and aim for 5pm.
hahahahaaaaaahhhh, Hotspur!
Im willing to bet my life this whole “villify whitey” thing isn’t going to have the happy ending the fucking leftist scum shitbirds are hoping for…….
LOLOL
Whole Foods workers are complaining that their hours got cut subsequent to Amazon adopting a $15 minimum hourly wage.
What the fuck did they think would happen? Whole Foods would raise prices – most expensive supermarket in town?
Douchenozzles
Whole Paycheck raises prices.
Pendejo, it’s Chris Evans the actor, not coach Kliff Kingsbury. Unless it was mislabeled.
pretty sure he’s yanking your chain, roamy.
Missing out on all the fasting/dieting. I walked the dog this morning then recovered with a Diet Coke and some M&Ms. I’m probably going to die……
IT’S FREAKIN 32 DEGREES! I’M GONNA WEAR MY SHORTS!
Only if you mixed them, pepe.
More exercise related fun.
https://tinyurl.com/yxmd3grw
https://tinyurl.com/y48r7y4u
Pepe, you’re thinking of Diet Coke and Mentos. Or Jolt Cola and Pop Rocks.
what if he mixed Jolt and Mentos? Hmm? HMMMM?
Total. Protonic. Reversion.
Excuse me, “Total. Protonic. Reversal.”
Awww, man! Alex Trebek diagnosed with stage 4 pancreatic cancer. Same as my MIL. Ugh.
Pepe brining the funny!
If you are fat adapted *cough* fasting is much easier.
Mrs. Pupster is fat husband adapted.
Or bringing, whatever.
Mrs. Pupster is fat husband adapted.
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There you go!
I love how Alex Trebeck told the public. I like his style and his hope and fighting spirit.
So, there are two catholic churches to choose from. On in lapeer, 7 miles from my house. I do know people there (not FROM there, but merely because it’s a small town). But the church has … well … it’s just meh.
About 15-20 minutes away is an amazing catholic church. I pretty much love everything about it. Except – I don’t live there – it’s not my community.
Discuss this quandary.
Carin, that is EXACTLY my quandary. I don’t care about “community” as much but any time you have to drive the freeway here you’re taking your life in your hands.
The church further away (20 minutes) has a great priest, is itself, beautiful and has a younger crowd generally due to the attached school.
I drive the freeway every day, that’s not really the problem but if I want to get really involved in the church and all the Lenten stuff I’d be going a number of times a week.
The further church doesn’t involve freeway. It’s it not really that fare milage wise. Both churches have attached school, but one is bigger. The nicer church is a LOT bigger. I like the priests better, the music, the layout, the everything. The people are younger too.
Hostages listening to Mare telling a riveting story about church:
https://tinyurl.com/yyllmv3e
Missing out on all the fasting/dieting. I walked the dog this morning then recovered with a Diet Coke and some M&Ms. I’m probably going to die……
Like they tell you when you get the ashes “thou art dust, and to dust thou shalt return”.
When the Catholic church close to my dad’s had a nutty priest, we drove 23 miles to the next closest one.
That crazy priest broke down crying during Mass over Michael Jackson’s death. Terrible, stream-of-consciousness sermons, not homilies. The priest who is there now is fantastic and has worked very hard to bring the church back.
I know you are not supposed to parish shop, but you need to go where you feel welcome and they have the best intent to get you to heaven, not bleed your wallet or entertain you.
I think the objective is to attend the facility that best promotes a optimal spiritual interface…..it’s what Jesus would do……
Hey TTroy, it was like Christmas today. I was cleaning out some stuff and found a Geissele AR trigger that I ordered a long time ago and completely forgot about.
That crazy priest broke down crying during Mass over Michael Jackson’s death.
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That made me lol.
Ash Wednesday is a scam.
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Hotspur, shut your chardonnay hole.
I may have fired one of my biggest customers today.
He gave me ton of work. In return, I would occasional move stuff for him. Occasionally slowly became regularly and it kept getting worse.
The last time I picked up at his place, I was informed I needed to pay his employee for the time I was there.
Then last night I get an email, a list of my chores
– move marble top dresser from Litchfield to West Hartford
– move rug from Litchfield to Bristol
– pick up two rugs in Burlington
– move a truckload of crap out of New Jersey
If he wanted to see how far I could be pushed, he found out today.
I won’t be doing any of the above, and I will never move anything for him again.
I put odds on ever seeing him again at 50/50.
LOL. I think that guy is going directly to jail. Won’t pass Go. Won’t collect $200.
Nothing wrong with parish shopping. The bishops have to move the priests around every five years or so, so that a parish doesn’t have a shit priest inflicted on them long term.
It’s only a matter of time before you get a shit priest. Then it’s time to shop.
My favorite priest retired, and my second favorite joined the Navy.
When the narcissistic little fat priest showed up, it was time to go shopping.
So, all you jews who vote democrat, how you like your racist antisemite party now?
Mare, it was cringeworthy. I never want to be so wrapped up in a musician or actor that I would sob like that. Cry like that over a family member who loved you back, not someone famous who couldn’t care less.
Or someone who diddled little boys. But hey…..priest.
I just need a church that results in me contemplating what is said. The far away church does that. The nearby church – I sorta feel like I’m ticket punching
I’m still laughing over Carin’s hate crime article. Because racists always put a yellow film on your car to show how much they hate you. That’s much more Hatey McHaterson than tagging the car or slashing the tires.
I won’t be doing any of the above, and I will never move anything for him again.
Good for you, Scott. You shouldn’t be taken for granted.
I may be showing my age, but Mass was a lot more meaningful before Intercessions, holding hands during the Our Father, and the bullshit “Lord be with you” handshake shit. It’s as phoney as Cankles’ southern drawl.
I just say, “God bless you.” It seems more real. You may be a total jackass, and I don’t want the Lord to be with a jackass, but I think you deserve God’s blessing.
The palmetto kit I used came with a “EPT” (enhanced polished trigger) but nothing in the realm of a Geissle. I think it was a sign from God that you need to install it in a nice new lower…….this time, I’m really pretty sure it’s what Jesus would do….
Jesus wouldn’t eat paczkis to begin Lent.
In fact, I don’t think Jesus would approve of Lent.
He’d encourage prayer, but fasting would be voluntary, and almsgiving would definitely not be his message.
We’re planning on trying a couple of parishes on this side of town this Lent.
I’m in a very negative point in my life about the church. For years I was a daily Communicant.
Now about the only things I agree with are anti capital punishment, and anti abortion.
Polish Jesus loved him some paczkis
We have a shit pope, and many rotten bishops.
And to be fair, you guys who are getting grace and salvation from your faith, I hope you won’t think me a dick. I don’t mean to be.
Did my annual clinic at a local long term care place for kids/young adults today. All with profound developmental delays, mental retardation, cerebral palsy, etc. Usually I see them in an exercise room, wheeled in one by one on beds but the flu has hit the place hard so I went room by room with a lot of hand washing and wearing gowns/gloves/mask for the flu kids. I’m glad I did that. Their rooms were filled with pictures of family and decorations. New spin on how I see them now. The staff there is excellent. Every kid has about 5 or 6 mother figures doting on them.
Paczkis started as a way to get rid of the extra lard in the house back when Lent was much stricter (look up St Thomas Aquinas on Lent and see how harsh they used to be).
Lent is the center of my liturgical year, it gets me back on track every year and reminds me why I’m Christian. Man is made for seasons, feasting and fasting. Modern Lent has ONE fasting day (today, Good Friday is part of Triduum, not Lent) and a few Fridays of abstinence. Given the pre-christian calendar of feasts and fasts, I can’t see Jesus or the same God who told the Israelites to remember Passover each year disapproving of it.
Jimbro, that’s what Jesus would do. God bless you.
And yeah, Francis is St Gallen Mafia and is stacking the deck for the next conclave as best he can. I am fasting and praying for his conversion.
The part I don’t like about Lent fasting and abstinence is the way people complain about it and consider it a burden. Suffer in silence, cunts.
Yeah, the Ash Wednesday reading is always Jesus tilling you to fast and make no show of it. I tell people my plans if it comes up, but I never piss and moan about it.
And I like paczkis, so I have one beforehand. PFFFFFFT.
Then last night I get an email, a list of my chores
Email him back with how much that is going to cost him.
I just need a church that results in me contemplating what is said. The far away church does that.
You have your answer.
Didn’t make it for ashes. Went to the house to move the appliances out of the kitchen and shop vac the heck out of the floor as the vinyl will be installed tomorrow morning. Then got the tub surround ready for some tiling.
Hotspur is a barrel of laughs when he fills in for the priest in the confessional.
One time when I was younger the priest in the confessional said, “You come back every time and confess the same sins. That’s not the way it’s supposed to work, son.”
I thought that was profound.
Did he want you to find new sins?
I usually get told that it’s better to keep confessing the same ones than to move on to different offenses.
Didn’t make it to ashes. Had a woodturning orientation class tonight. I really need to find a house for rent so I can set up a workshop…
Pendejo, it’s Chris Evans the actor, not coach Kliff Kingsbury. Unless it was mislabeled.
What Jay said. I knew it wasn’t KK. I figured it was as an actor named Ryan Gosling. Everybody says they look alike.
Ya got me.
hoo boy
Darren enthusiastically rehabilitated parolees.
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