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“Sarah’s Daddy” texts made me lol and earned me a concerned look from the couch.
Good morning. Gonna throw pants on and head to Sam’s for the NYE/NYD shopping. Not really sure what I’m getting, this will be live without a list.
I don’t know what the plan for the day is. Everyone else is going to sword fighting class. I finished all the Christmas baking (finally!) last night. I’m mostly caught up on laundry.
go in heavy
go in heavy
That’s me for the New Year. Got to get back on track.
Lol, same. Starting the year with two asses. Hope to get back down to 1 ass by Summer. Irritating, because I already lost all this weight this year.
I’m weighing myself today. I don’t bother with it much anymore because I mostly care about my circumference, but I’m curious.
F that noise. I know I’ve been naughty, don’t need to flog myself about it. I’m not weighing myself until a week or three into the diet.
garbanzo
1 ass is a good indian name
miss moscow 2018 – probably not a single Y chromosome in the group:
http://tinyurl.com/y7j8zsb6
“…why do you ask, Squaw With Two Asses?”
183. Up 2 since just before my birthday. Not too bad. Still down 50 or so from my highest, and only up 15 from my lightest.
Correction, I was 184 on Dec 2. I’m down a pound.
*ducks*
Don’t feel bad, you’re all half ass to me.
miss moscow 2018 – probably not a single Y chromosome in the group:
Dribbling down their legs or chins.
So I’m reading the local rag in the mechanic’s waiting room and there’s a story about a local restaurateur who was deported back to Mexico. Supposed to feel bad bc ICE gave him no co0urt hearing, nada.
Because this isn’t the first time he was deported. They don’t bother with court IF YOU HAVE ALREADY BEEN DEPORTED BEFORE.
Sorry, was I yelling?
If the reporter has the ages and dates right, the first daughter was a baby when he was deported the first time, then he came back and had another kid here.
These now teenage/ young adult children are so upset their dad is gone. How will we survive. It’s all so mysterious how this could happen. Pure evil, really.
He came here just a few years after the Reagan amnesty.
Possum got a teepee from her aunt and uncle. We are appropriating some culture right now in my living room.
Deport the whole ingrate family. Ballistically.
Got down to 4 below last night. 10 degrees now. Not too bad because it isn’t windy.
HOW!!
http://tinyurl.com/yauwew56
if you look up midget indian make sure you have your filter set…
just sayin’
peps – i saw a news clip of some knuckle head turning across a couple of lanes of traffic on one of the highways down there to get out of the snow; oddly enough the semi he cut off wasn’t as nimble as the car….
i raffed.
hopefully the trucker didn’t get hurt
“a few years after the Reagan amnesty”
tip o’neil was an absolute scum bag. trying to work with that piece of shit was one of Reagan’s few errors.
Correction, I was 184 on Dec 2. I’m down a pound.
*ducks*
One pound? Drink some water.
The villain for season 2 of The Punisher is going to be an alt-right Christian fundamentalist. Fuck you, Netflix.
Good read, and timely for some of us:
https://www.propublica.org/article/older-workers-united-states-pushed-out-of-work-forced-retirement
Why pay someone’s high salary when you can hire a shitty H1B and promote a younger employee.
This is also why you get unions.
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1078830244428042241.html
Why pay someone’s high salary when you can hire a shitty H1B and promote a younger employee.
Friend of mine is a game programmer. He hates his job, hates getting yanked around by management, hates the delayed paychecks and no raises, but he stays because he has healthcare, and he knows jobs for those over 50 are like hen’s teeth.
That was awesome. Sounds like something I would do, which would piss Scott off.
Related: when I had an idea for an outdoor water-composting tank, and built it, right off the rear of the house, with a gutter running down into it.
Weeks go by.
High Summer arrives.
We are out in the yard, having a fine time, doing things. Working on our various projects and such. Not paying any attention to each other.
When suddenly
Scott: (bellowing from the porch) “WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE FLIES COMING FROM?!”
Laura: (quickly and silently disassembling my great invention, trying unsuccessfully to not be seen)
Unrelated: Did you guys know that there are species of flies that like to reproduce in watery muck? True story.
swamp water is awesome.
it’s the cradle of life
Friend of mine is a game programmer. He hates his job, hates getting yanked around by management, hates the delayed paychecks and no raises, but he stays because he has healthcare, and he knows jobs for those over 50 are like hen’s teeth.
Part of the reason I took this job is the stability of government work. My goal is to get enough experience that I can start my own consulting business on the side in case I ever need to leave.
Compost tea is best made far from the house.
i’m surprised PA isn’t on the high list.
PA drivers suck.
no offense 3peeohh
https://deplorablekel.com/2018/12/28/man-fired-after-freaking-out-over-customers-trump-shirt/
I’m a bit on the fence. On the one hand, I’m moderately disgruntled about some stuff at my company lately, but I’m also pretty sure my job is secure unless the company itself folds up completely. If I change jobs now, I’ve got at least a good decade before I can expect the pushing to start, and that’s plenty long enough to get debt free and set up some farm infrastructure so I can eat free and keep the horses in hay, but that only holds as long as I can still do the work. Dad is slower now, but could still do all I’d expect to do on the farm, and he’s almost 70.
The question is whether I could set myself up with any non-farm income in addition, whether it be real estate rents or – heaven forbid – being permitted to make money on my actual skills.
Ooof. That was painful. Sorry.
Wind is really rippin’ today. Cold front coming in. Dammit. Got the day off tomorrow, wanted to sling some compost around on the new beds.
It’s cooling off here as the day wears on. Snow yesterday followed by rain overnight. I saw a couple of cars off the road on my way to Sam’s.
Got steaks for Sunday dinner and a pork loin draped with bacon for NYD. The Christmas stuff is deeply discounted and occupies a small part of a row and the garden stuff is making an appearance
One would think the weed would make the clerk more mellow than that.
I just watched laura’s video. The son is sitting over there hearing it. When I tell him why the shit clerk is freaking out and then laughed over the first comment about ‘TURD’, the son says “oh..oh…sounds no different than when obama was in office”. W..t…f?
Please tell me when someone ever reacted to an obama supporter in such a manner ever, you little shit? You never heard of such a reaction to anyone wearing obama t’s or hats and you never heard of anyone harassing one in a restaurant or asking them to leave.
You really dropped that child on his head, didn’t you?
1) wakey wakey
2) I’m about the same weight, Maybe 2 pounds up, but really w/in my range
3) just kicked ass doing 1000 box steps with 35 pounds on my back.
4) tomorrow, I’m going to need some help with the stairs and going to the bathroom
5) it was the perfect workout for my gym friends, who has an asshole husband who has decided to just start seeing some other woman around the holidays, when they have 3 young ones. She had lots of anger/stress and didn’t need to think. Just keep moving.
who has an asshole husband who has decided to just start seeing some other woman around the holidays,
For time:
1000x baseball bat swings
2000m body drag
6ft hole dig
I didn’t but the husband did. But his head wasn’t harmed in the dropping. When he was two or three, one of those shelves with a drop down door, clanked down on his noggin. Things may have gone awry during puberty when the cranky set in and after years of watching Jon Stewart….arrogance.
I don’t know what the f*ck his problem is. I don’t see him getting married if this is how he talks to people whom he wants to stop talking. Hard pill to swallow. He got none of his dad’s easy to get along with, sees the good in everyone, personality.
CoAlex from yesterday…
“Beasn, I see so many dating profiles where women compare themselves to her.”
Mine would be a cross between Ron Swanson and April.
Her asshole husband is pretty fit. She joined crossfit so she could do the obstacle runs with him. She super sweet and really cute. A redhead.
She was a machine today. Usually I’m a bit ahead of her, but today I basically had to stay on it just to stay pace with her.
We agreed to a $2500 repair.
Bill was $1900.
So happy I found that place.
And that’s why you’re a catch.
The problem is that so many women have been sold the idea that they need to be busybody careerists and they’re looking for some delicate beta male who will support their career.
YaY scott! Glad you’re getting it ‘fixed’. Don’t want those brakes going out on an icy highway.
Car in, is she going to stay with the asshole or is she going to find a honey badger of a lawyer?
She served him papers two weeks ago.
He basically was sneaking out and seeing the girlfriend. Her PARENTS caught him at a restaurant with her. @@.
The problem is that so many women have been sold the idea that they need to be busybody careerists ..
I just don’t get it. Oblivious to the obnoxious of it all.
On the other hand, you have young women wanting to settle down and the young men won’t take a hint and get off their asses.
*not only thinking of my daughter’s boyfriend but of my friends son…who finally married his girlfriend after five years, last year….and dragging the feet on starting a family as they both turn 30..
.
. and her daughter’s boyfriend, took seven years to ask her daughter — date is still not set….*
And we, as mothers, are over here yelling ‘PISS OR GET OFF THE POT!’ My friend describes the situation as ‘boys are stupid’ (meaning our girls need to put their feet down).
She served him papers two weeks ago.
Good.
Coalex, and other folks who are facedouche friends can see what my friend with the douche husband looks like. Not only super cute, but really nice.
I dated a woman who was with her fiance for something like eight years. The whole time he worked part time at Barnes and Noble and lived with his parents. She finally called off the wedding because she realized that she was getting herself into a bad situation.
I blame two factors: the feminist push for young women to spend their twenties sleeping around and climbing the corporate ladder, and the shitty economy that Obama gave us. Young women feel ashamed to say that they want to be wives and mothers and put their careers on hold to do that. Furthermore, the sexual revolution and the meat market that is modern dating means, I think, that they’d rather stick with the loser living with his parents and working a mediocre job, than try her luck finding someone else.
Car in, I did notice her picture and looked at her FB page. She’s cute. Unfortunately, with three kids her dating prospects are going to be slim.
So was her dick husband seeing another fitness nut? Cow orker?
Ok, so this is the sort of stuff that bugs me. My mom just posted on facedouche – this bs:
My spidey sense went off, and I looked for confirmation of what I figured was actually happening.
https://www.cartalk.com/blogs/dear-car-talk/what-happened-all-dead-bugs
Do I tell her?
I have no idea who the dick is seeing. But I think you’re wrong. She’s going to get snatched up as soon as her heart heals.
She’s mid 30’s. She’s not looking for some guy wanting to start a family.
Better off staying single and unattached while the kids are young, if she can.
Starting the year with two asses.
https://tinyurl.com/y76do9sa
That’s the Dr Laura angle – and not one that I necessarily disagree with. But I do know some wonderfully blended families. /shrugs.
I would be picky, if I were her. But absolutes are not something I really stick with anymore.
‘boys are stupid’
Local kid I hired lasted 4 days. We encountered some difficulty one day and I never heard from him again.
He’s been out of school for 5 years, works part time at Subway and lives with his mom.
5 years and you are a part timer at Subway?
Good luck finding a real job.
I wouldn’t mind two asses if they were that cute, Pups!
He’s been out of school for 5 years, works part time at Subway and lives with his mom.
5 years and you are a part timer at Subway?
Good luck finding a real job.
That’s entirely on the mother. She should have kicked his ass to the curb years ago.
I can’t decide between getting a couple plum trees or a couple pear trees.
Get both!
Comment by Car in on December 29, 2018 2:02 pm
She’s mid 30’s. She’s not looking for some guy wanting to start a family.
Yeah, but guys her age or older are most likely not looking for an instant family, combined with all the drama of the ex husband and kids who are not happy that mom and dad divorced or the new guy in mom’s life.
I can’t decide between getting a couple plum trees or a couple pear trees.
Catalogues start arriving? Yea, here too.
and the meat market that is modern dating means, I think, that they’d rather stick with the loser living with his parents and working a mediocre job, than try her luck finding someone else.
My husband is Godfather to one of his good buddy’s daughters. The oldest daughter got engaged to her friend since childhood. The fiancee got a job out in San Francisco and she went out there with him. No wedding date for the foreseeable future. ($3k/month for a studio dump)…..and that is because the daughter is holding off hoping he changes* and afraid that if she dumps him, she might not be able to find anyone else. She’s tall, blonde, and could be a feature here on Fridays.
*when he’s not working, he’s playing video games
*he’s also a first generation Chinese…and she didn’t care for his parents reprimanding her for not continuing where they left off in his care.
Yeah, but guys her age or older are most likely not looking for an instant family, combined with all the drama of the ex husband and kids who are not happy that mom and dad divorced or the new guy in mom’s life.
Perhaps where I live, but women and men with previous kids really don’t seem to have a hard time of it. Most of the single moms I know are, now, happily married (or almost) to single dads. The only one who isn’t has decided she likes women better.
and that is because the daughter is holding off hoping he changes* and afraid that if she dumps him, she might not be able to find anyone else. She’s tall, blonde, and could be a feature here on Fridays.
I’m only half joking that the Colorado Alex Sex Ed Course would consist of having girls repeat, “I don’t have a magic pussy” and guys repeat, “Don’t stick your dick in crazy.” A lot of women seem to think that playing house with a guy will magically cause him to change.
So what you’re saying is my quest to start my career path over at 48 are fucked from the start…
Her parents flew out to see her some weeks ago. She took them to a gay parade featuring lots of nudity. They were not happy.
WTF? How are people that stupid? “Hey mom, dad, I know you’re probably super conservative, but let’s go see something that will likely offend you!”
She’s probably used to it seeing as how that is what San Francisco does on regular basis. Her parents aren’t Bible thumpers by any stretch so I’m pretty sure seeing old gay pervs marching around the place would gross most normal people out.
If it were me, I’d be flying her home. Especially after their own media declared it a third world shithole.
DAMMITALL…
I totally forgot to get clam dip fixins’ today!
Notre Dame is getting spanked.
Whoop-de-do.
https://is.gd/e5lWrV
mj is getting kinda touchy.
he may need to re-regulate the meds:
http://tinyurl.com/y7bpwrm5
or was that wiser?
“get clam dip fixins’”
the low hanging fruit not withstanding – damn i could go for chips and dip now….
steak on the grill
the girls went to see a movie.
they’re taking one of jamette’s buddies.
i think they said they were going to see mary poppins
HA – The liberal vape store freak out guy is now a Drudge headline.
BroCav – i don’t remember what you said you do currently, but nursing is a wide open field for motivated peeps.
a lot of schools around here offer evening/weekend programs for working stiffs.
my wife started in the field as a second career (40’s – first career as a chemist)- she’s kinda rocketing up through the ranks and really enjoying her work life.
also the radiology ppl that i talk to really seem to enjoy what they do & i think some areas of that do pretty well financially.
plus you have an opportunity to hook up with cute nurses that can’t find a match because of crazy hours.
Imaging tech is what ide consider pursuing in the med field.
https://tinyurl.com/y84n3als
X-ray techs get to specialize too. Entry is doing standard x-rays and running a portable fluoroscopy machine (C-arm). Then you can go to extra schooling for CT tech, ultrasound tech, MRI tech, nuclear medicine tech I might be missing one or two there but extra training means better hours and mo’ money.
There is always professional cornhole.
Comment by lauraw on December 29, 2018 11:59 am
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Made me lol.
I don’t know what I will do when I get too old to do my job.
We hired a mason many years ago who was running up and down ladders, carrying bricks, at the age of 80.
He gives me hope.
I think the key is not stopping.
Ha! I’d go back to school again but I’m still paying off the last round. I’m just hoping the H1B madness gets reined in so my A+/Network+/Security+ plan gets me somewhere.
“I think the key is not stopping.”
This is true.
We hired some bug company to spray at the farm, quarterly. The guy who shows up is in his 90s. One time the husband was there when he came, and the old guy took the husband into town for lunch at the local diner…..and introduced him to the big shots he usually has lunch with…the sheriff, mayor, councilmen.
Interesting guy.
It’s the old guy’s business. He’s been at it for over 50 years.
Not dead yet.
I delivered 2000 lbs of household goods this morning, in under an hour, by myself.
Crossfit is stupid if it doesn’t start a moving company.
Scott, did you change you nic on purpose?
Damn but fast food got expensive these days. I had a craving and went to Popeyes today.
More than $10 for a piece of chicken, 2 sides and a couple biscuits??
No wonder it’s been a good ten years since I had that shit.
It’ll be another decade before I try it again.
How would they brag about it on facebook?
Today I did 12 clockpacks (for time) and 3 couchies.
Possum went to sleep early, so we started to – finally watch John Wick. She woke up just after the scene at the chop shop, so that’s on hold. I’m watching Clash of the Titans until the wife gets back.
Don’t you dare ask which version. Only one such movie was ever made, and it’s got Laurence fucking Olivier.
popeyes is more economical than KFC lately. I don’t pay that much in Iowa. Not sure why that was $10
Heh, now everytime I see a Servpro ad (Like it never happened) I think about their bowl game.
Free advertising!
Maybe because I ordered everything a la carte?
Red beans & rice, mashed potatoes & gravy, 2 biscuits and a chicken thigh.
Dont get me wrong – it was good stuff, but damed expensive. I could’ve made enough beans & rice to eat for a week for that price.
Heh, I was gonna say leon, that sounds like John Wick 2, but then I remember he takes the car to his friend’s chop shop.
yeah, you can order a 2 piece dinner, comes with a side, a biscuit, and a drink for a lot less.
OU actually made this a game, but it was over when Bama went up by 21.
Alabama losing their cool while winning? Amazing.
Fucking Alabama and fucking Clemson again.
Why am I up so damn late?
Not like that isn’t fixable…
Honestly, I have no sleep discipline any longer.
Djibouti’s elephants rampage periodically.
Once again, Notre Dame is overrated and is dominated in a bowl game. They are always ranked at least 5 spots higher than they should be.
4 below again here this morning. Cold sucks.
“Comment by Sean M. on December 30, 2018 4:46 am”
HAAAHHAAAAHA – Sean bringing the A Game!!
J’imes and TeeRoy were very gentle in correcting my radiology flub last night i see –
the x-ray / imaging shits’z’s is what i meant –
i have known a couple of docs that i do think went to an evening/weekend program for their degrees tho….
Good news, I’m getting the clam dip fixins today! Paula and Ben are making a last minute trip to the grocery store before the game.
New Years is saved!
what is in “clam dip”?
So it turns out Paula didn’t have food poisoning. She went to her box yesterday and struggled through a workout. Turns out several gym members had the same thing. And the older boy was up all night puking. So my original suspicion of a norovirus was right. “Winter vomiting sickness”
I’m avoiding contact with pretty much everything until it runs its course.
Basically cream cheese, clams, lemon and Worcestershire sauce
“clam dip”
Let’s all take bets for when Jimbro gets the plague. I’m thinking New Years day. He’s going to blame the “clam dip”.
The clam dip is for NYD while watching football. No way am I risking eating something that promises to be satanic on the return trip until 24-36 hours pass by safely.
Is Paula gonna do “chad” Jimbro?
Tell her it’s horrible, so if she does it, make sure she partners up with someone who she’s somewhat competitive with. Otherwise, the desire to drop weight is really freakin strong.
Rowan goes in and out of the sick room and lays on the blankets for a while. When he’s bored he’ll come back to me hoping to spur some frisbee action. No way am I even petting the dog during the quarantine period
When is chad happening? Right now she’s still weak from blowing chunks and just looking at survival mode for the next few days
https://tinyurl.com/y8kqp7sf
Is Paula gonna do “chad” Jimbro?
She’s a married woman. Now.
Jeebus. Today and tomorrow left in 2018. I don’t rightly know if I went forward or backwards this year–there’s cases to be made for both…
#1 Son got stomach flu, Penelope got it 2 days ago. I figure my days are numbered. Freaking impossible to avoid touching all the surfaces. Doors, faucets, refrigerator, bathroom, etc. Aaaaarrrrgh.
Purell all of the things!
When is chad happening? Right now she’s still weak from blowing chunks and just looking at survival mode for the next few days
Chad is whenever. Dave Castro posted it on his insta, and everyone’s been doing it since. Some gyms programmed it. I did it at open gym with a friend. It’s a bit harsh to program – although I think people scaled it a lot.
This commercial made me snicker in my pantaloons
https://tinyurl.com/y98f39to
Couldn’t get it to play but I’ve seen it. There’s one with a tattoo artist too. Good concept!
The mechanic – “if your brakes don’t stop you, something else will.”
I just saw one on tv about a restaurant.
No Chad plans as of now. She knew what it was, 1000 steps with a weighted vest I think. Maybe sometime during the winter. Weighted vest is being used for pull ups in the quest for a muscle up.
Dang. Muscle up? I don’t honestly think I’ll ever get those. But then my shoulder is probably asking me please to not try.
I still have issues, and I’m not willing to press the issue until it’s pain free. Which may be never.
Then again … gah. I’d love to have it.
I just saw one on tv about a restaurant.
The sushi one? That was funny.
She’s convinced there’s some basic technique thing she needs to “get” to master it (on top of the whole strength thing).
Made low carb smoked sausage and cheddar soup for lunch. Kind of like a Welsh rarebit, but with meat added and no toast. No gentleman’s sausage harmed.
Been reading about Tagovailoa’s surgery to fix his sprained ankle.
Neat stuff.
Kind of funny that they subjected the kid to surgery.
The game is that important.
he’s convinced there’s some basic technique thing she needs to “get” to master it (on top of the whole strength thing).
For me, I know it’s strength. If I were 8, the technique thing would work (little gymnasts do it all day long – but of course, I’d only weight 65 pounds). At this stage of the game, I need to work on my strength. The kip, etc? I’m just going to hurt myself if I try to kip my way up.
Do you have a link to that sprained ankle article Scott? I very rarely do ankle ligament reconstructions and I’m curious what technique they used. I recently did a Modified Brostrom Procedure on an older kid.
Memo to everyone – no one actually believes the world is flat. I mean, maybe there are two people out there. But seriously, stop. Just stop.
I’m embarrassed for you with you with those “clever” the world isn’t flat memes.
Wait… that’s a thing?
(2) videos in this article. https://tinyurl.com/y8g5p4bs
2nd half of the ESPN video is about his surgery.
Ankle sprain was 12/2
Flat Earth is a 4chan meme that escaped into the wild and found fertile ground in the minds of morons.
Tightrope system is pretty cool. Tagovailoa had a high ankle sprain versus the standard chronic “low” ankle sprain my kid had. Andrews ( https://tinyurl.com/ydynkh5z ) is the sports medicine guru, no shock they went to him. It came out after my training was complete. Kids rarely have syndesmotic disruptions with their ankle fractures so I haven’t mastered the technique (it’s pretty straightforward, I just don’t have the volume to do it often enough). Last time I had a Maisonneuve Fracture about 7 or 8 years ago I went old school with 2 screws.
Another excellent example is the “A-OK = white power” meme that fooled the entirety of cable news on the left.
It really is 4chan’s world and we’re just trying to survive it.
Last time I had a Maisonneuve Fracture
Sounds dirty, and I bet Chad knows it.
Everyone knows the world isn’t flat, or cats would have pushed everything off by now.
Obviously the Earth cannot be flat, or else there would be no where for the subterrainian Reptiloids. It’s thus obviously a hollow shell.
This thread is depressing.
Asking stupid questions is a lesser known habit that should be avoided……pretty sure Plato said that.
I’ve been saying for years that Flat Earth is the psy pp2 to conceal the Hollow Earth truth.
Using Reddit.
Dammit, psy op. Autocucumber is another psy op.
Got a text message telling me my patient in Florida was DC today without a DC reconciliation and a nicotine patch. Definitely a wrong number. Jimbro, what does DC mean in this context?
Discharge? I use D/C for the abbreviation, d/c if lazy
Double Castration?
Defend Constantinople?
Dildo collection.
In my system the reconciliation is for medications. Reconciliation is done at admission, transfer between floors/services/attendings, after surgery and at discharge. It’s become better as time has gone by. When it first started there were a lot of meds not on the formulary or improperly entered. If it was some med I knew little about I’d get a pharmacy consult rather than order something harmful or useless.
Was he discharged with a nicotine patch or without one?
And who cares?
Iggles are in.
Vikings are out.
Watching RedZone now. Lots of possibilities as the day began. Most of the weird ones didn’t pan out.
Baker Mayfield owns the rookie QB TD record at 27.
I’ve been reading about mycelium, mycorrhizal fungi, etc for a couple hours. After spending a few hours today in the cool weather, shoveling mulchy stuff around in the garden. Including wood chips from a year ago that are wet and covered with white fungus, everywhere I plunge the shovel.
So it was a really good day. Working outside, smelling soil, and using big armfuls of wet leaves, is better than any spa therapy.
Fungal dominated soil is best, as I’ve heard it. Steadier pH, better nutrient uptake from the soil, and better drought tolerance.
I haven’t been able to do anything outside all week. I’m still sick.
Great game in Cleveland (I could watch it, at the end of the KC win). Baker had a lot bigger impact than I thought he would this year. Almost a winning record.
wiserbud got a new dog. He isn’t telling you here, but if he has a facedouche poll to name it I’ll let you know.
Current favorites are Nacho and Malibu.
What does it look like?
Too late, it’s decided:
JD
Looks like a happy pup.
So that makes two dogs named after booze, and a cat named after a beer.
Thanks, Jimbro, discharge makes sense.
I think they have mixed up my number before – it’s a hospital near where my middle brother lives, and I panicked one time, thinking he was in the hospital.
There is a commercial for the Vikings program, and I think the guy is yelling someone’s name at the end, but I mishear it as “Play ballllll!!!!”
https://tinyurl.com/y7xnm8qb
I guess I am still furloughed for tomorrow.
Is that because of the shutdown, roamy?
Guess you’ll have time to do laundry.
Sean, yes.
XBrad, laundry’s been done. Moved on to more decluttering and doing stuff I’ve put off, including Mini-me’s FAFSA application.
I also baked Christmas cookies and set up some freezer meals for when I do go back to work. I’m supposed to deliver flight hardware January 23rd, and I don’t know if that date will shift with the furlough. If it doesn’t move, I’m going to be slammed.
laundry’s been done
Did everyone stop wearing clothes or do you know some kind of magic spell?
If it’s the latter, I will pay handsomely.
I don’t do Rocketboy’s or Mini-me’s laundry any more. I did mine and Mr. RFH’s yesterday and the last load this morning, and even put the clean clothes away!
YAY!!!
Doesn’t Eric remember Pamplona?
I really wish I could stop coughing. Ugh.
Are you working today Jay? Nothing worse than being sick enough to be miserable but well enough to work.
Office is scheduled for the whole day today. I’m sure there will be a high no show rate and I’ll be standing around with my pollox in my posterior for large stretches of the day.
I wonder if the business science people have figured out the effect on productivity depending on which day Christmas and New Year’s fall on. Seems like something MJ would know based on experience, something Alex learned in school and Leon would just know on general principle. Hotspur would know the calendar effect on productivity of all our moms.
no work today. Been up all night. 4 days now, draining in the back of my throat. I go back Wednesday, and I hope I can catch up on sleep a bit.
Good luck recovering. I can tell I’m battling some virus because of a low level dull headache, muscle and joint aches and a feeling like I don’t want to work on NYE. Oh wait, I’ve had that last symptom for years now. Must be fighting off the norovirus.
Heh, no kidding!
Nyquil again. Barely mobile and I must work today. MMM at about 9 unless someone beats me to it.
wakey waeky.
It’s seatbelts time. Today is going to be rough. It’s only 8:25, and I may kll #4.
At my desk, feeling slightly queasy. Let’s play Virus Roulette! Does Jim have the vomiting bug or not? Which patient will discover the moist chunky truth?
with my pollox in my posterior
**Muttley laugh**
What’s going on, Carin?
Insomnia last night. I didn’t get to sleep until about 3:30, woke up at 8:30. I’m functional, but barely. Luckily today is a half day at work, so I only have to be in until around 2pm.
It’s all in your head.
Here, have some clam dip.
Ha! Got my get-sick thing out of the way early! Smooth sailing!
/gets ebola and keels over
Where are our fucking mushrooms?
Almost there.
I think I dropped her on her head when she was a baby or something. I specifically went out to buy some command hooks yesterday to hang pictures. Her and her idiot friends used them to hang up lights in my basement – on the ceiling – for some party she never told /ask me on NYE.
I’m so livid, I’m seeing red.
I spend yesterday cleaning the basement – and it’s already a mess from having two friends over last night.
She “informed” me of this party last night/this morning at 1:20 when I went to see why Moose was barking.
Huh. I didn’t think Jimbro was going to get ebola until tomorrow. Who guessed today?
I don’t think anyone . So I still win the contest.
Using command hooks to hang lights demonstrates teh level of idiocy I’m dealing with. I’m sure it was her stupid friend Brian. THAT one. Ugh.
And she has zero control over him.
She needs to move out.
He has zero sense of sense. “I’m at someone’s house? I should act respectfully? Fuck that. I do what I want.”
I think I would say no party, especially being told about it at 1 AM.
Rocketboy is moving out in January. I don’t mind him living here, but what I’m really looking forward to is him getting his own cell phone plan. He uses literally 98% of the data on the plan and is unapologetic about it. Get your own damn data plan.
https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2018/12/31/mmm-251-review-and-resolutions/