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Hello do-gooders, and welcome to Big Belonephilia Friday.

 

belonephilia – sexual obsession with sharp objects

 

 

 

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Your model for today was born in Boston, Massachusetts on July 14, 1991.  She stands 5′ 8” and measures 34-24-32 and 110 lbs.  Please move on and say hello to Miss Emma Hernan!

 

 

 

 

 

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108 Comments

  1. *stunned silence*

  2. Ho-lee-crap.

    Get out if your bunks, scum!

  3. Smashing

  4. Nice, Pups!

  5. Cautionary tale? Challenge?

    https://tinyurl.com/ybqkr68v

  6. So I got an interesting email on Christmas Day, from a polite lady in the UK asking me to remove the pictures in a BBF post from 2016. She used her real name, and a little light stalking reveals that she is a highly accomplished PH.D. working in neuroscience and still smoking hot instead of the usual train wreck of a dumpster fire we get on Fridays.

  7. I put the post back in drafts.

    https://www.highersteaks.com/stephanie-wallis

  8. Not much snow here, Oso. Internet is slow and phone is erratic. 20 degrees right now, but supposed to be near zero tonight. Power keeps blinking, so that’s fun.

  9. wakey wakey

  10. I took Nyquil last night and went to bed at 630. Woke up once at 2am when my cough came back, then again at 750 when the cat wanted food. I may or may not be able to function today without a cocktail of drugs.

  11. Steak’ums? More like SteakYum!

  12. You should have told her about the restocking fee.

  13. crap – why can’t i ever get to work for the hot ones?

  14. that peptide link mentioned one of B’Cock’s ED trips:

    ““TOOK A SODA BOTTLE WITH FIREBALL WHISKEY VIA HIS RECTUM, STUCK BOTTLE IN RECTUM AND SQUEEZED””

  15. “restocking fee”

    1 rubber fist and a gross of bullwhips

  16. Dayquil, Sudafed, and coffee. Breakfast if people who live in oppressive country where cocaine isn’t legal.

  17. “I put the post back in drafts.”

    good move…

    when the pics of the jag chick went up i actually wondered whether or not it might end up with a XBTC type violation…. hopefully some of our lawyer types would warn us if we dance too close to the fire.

  18. Of, not if, you autocucumberimng fucktard phone.

  19. “Fair use” is in an odd place right now. There’s going to be a knock-down drag-out about it in the next five to ten years, max.

  20. Cautionary tale? Challenge?

    “KEY CHAIN WITH FLASHLIGHT & BATTERY”

    …and we’ll drive out of here!

  21. Especially when it’s living subjects. Personally I think you did right, pup.

  22. I took Nyquil last night and went to bed at 630. Woke up once at 2am when my cough came back, then again at 750 when the cat wanted food. I may or may not be able to function today without a cocktail of drugs.

    I had a nasty bout of insomnia on Tuesday night. I managed to make it through Wednesday, stagger home, and was in bed by 6:45pm and slept until 5am.

  23. I don’t know if alphabet inc. changed their image search criteria, but more and more often when I am looking for bewb pics and gifs I get pointed back at this here shithole blog.

    I don’t know if I should engage the good Doctor with an email reply or just leave it alone, I want to tell her that we are not a commercial site, we are not attempting to monetize her copyrighted images in any way, and I want her to have babies with me until the end of time.

  24. “I may or may not be able to function today without a cocktail of drugs.”

    Better Living through Chemistry!

  25. I don’t like to take the drugs, as that always seems to prolong the illness, but the wife was tired after getting Possum to bed late again, and needed another hour in bed herself, so I’m hopped up on near-meth so I can function.

    I’m going to have to go full Toxic Patriarch on bedtimes after I get better.

  26. What was her general impression of the rest of our shithole dump?

  27. Did you let her know about the year end competition and her chance to win valuable prizes?

  28. He probably did and she’s probably still huddled in the shower scrubbing and scrubbing.

  29. Maybe she should have thought through the possible outcomes before she had pics of her tiddies taken for dinero.

    You’d think that a PhD chick would be smarter than this.

  30. I worked with a smartie pants chick at a major pharma joint that stripped … she said the money was amazing – I’m sure the daddy issues had something to do with it too. She’s still anailable if colex wants a number….

  31. n=v

  32. I’m sure she’s analable, too.

  33. That costs a lot more, though, and it’s extremely unhygenic.

  34. I work with a lady who posed for Johnny Walker ads to pay for her Ph.D. I’ve never seen her legs, but apparently they were nice way back when.

  35. Maybe she’s a lesbian.

  36. Speaking of lesbians, where’s MJ been lately;y?

  37. He’s probably moving.

  38. Or stripping.

  39. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 28, 2018 10:18 am
    Maybe she should have thought through the possible outcomes before she had pics of her tiddies taken for dinero.

    You’d think that a PhD chick would be smarter than this.

    Funny tangent, apparently the IRS doesn’t consider dollar bills “Nursing school micro-scholarships”.

  40. Hope Oso is okay. It is flooding here, so I’m not going anywhere today. The house is fine, but there’s water flowing over the road.

  41. My mother works with a lawyer who worked her way through law school by stripping.

    She now has a kid and a live-in boyfriend.

  42. https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/creme-brulee-recipe-1916827

    So, I made this recipe. I did everything the same, except I made it Keto: substituted a small amount of truvia for sugar, cooked it sous vide in little canning jars, and didn’t put any sweetener on the top to ‘brulee’…so it’s just the custard part, no sugar crust.

    I could eat all of these. All of them.

  43. They’re Keto, so what’s stopping you?

  44. Houseguest got me five nice plump vanilla beans in my Christmas presents. I predict short lives for them.

  45. I could. But I want them to last.

  46. Just as I view the homeless, I consider all strippers to be mentally ill until proven otherwise.

    Death to the fatty VANILLA BEANS!!

  47. Comment by lauraw on December 28, 2018 11:07 am
    I could. But I want them to last.

    Narrator: They did not, in fact, last.

  48. Last time I tried to make keto ice cream (really frozen custard) the custard got cooked. I suspect the oven/stove never got the flow restrictor you’re supposed to add for a propane conversion, so “low” is still too hot for this application. The resulting custard was still pretty good, but too thick to churn.

  49. I’m waffling on my decision to do full-on Keto after the start of the new year. First of all, I have a 40-lb crate of sweet potatoes on my porch. Second of all, I still have 20+ butternut squashes in my bay window.

    Wasting food is so bad. It’s a bad thing.

  50. I’ve got access to homogenizers that will purée a concrete block…
    Let me know if you need one.

  51. No, next time I’ll just cook the custard on a double boiler.

  52. Laura, this is why you need chickens. They can turn carbs into protein and fat. It’s magical.

  53. Your mom likes my custard.

  54. I do need chickens. They would solve so many problems.

  55. Leon, I have a “flame minder” heat diffuser that I use for things like that. I use it all the time when cooking rice because the lowest flame is still too hot.

  56. Make noodles out of the butternut squash, eat with pesto or spaghetti sauce or butter and parmesan.

  57. Which reminds me that Rocketboy has been complaining about “way too many gourds” being served around here since he came home from college. He’s moving out soon, and when he does, I’m making eggrolls, damn the carbs, full speed ahead.

  58. Eggrolls have nothing to do with gourds, it’s just that he’s pickier than Mini-me. He also won’t eat cooked carrots, anything with mushrooms, and some things with tomatoes.

  59. Just mail all your carbs to me.

    Problem solved.

  60. He also won’t eat cooked carrots, anything with mushrooms, and some things with tomatoes.

    What about onions? Onions too, and I’d just tell him to cook for himself.

  61. Make his fiance cook all his meals.

  62. “flame minder” heat diffuser
    ———-
    I have a cast iron one. Useful for soups, bone broth, long simmering. On some of my gas burners the lowest flame will shut itself off and the piezoelectric starter restarting the burner becomes annoying after a while. With the diffuser I can turn the flame up just a skosh above the lowest setting.

  63. Make his fiance cook all his meals.

    I’m all for this.

  64. Glamor Model, not a stripper, tasteful nudes, not pron. PHD with nothing better to do Christmas morning than to search google for her images and write emails to strange dogs in America.

    What a time to be alive.

  65. Glamor Model, not a stripper, tasteful nudes, not pron. PHD with nothing better to do Christmas morning than to search google for her images and write emails to strange dogs in America.

    A quick bit of internet stalking shows a Marine officer boyfriend but no kids. Probably trying to move past “that” part of her life.

  66. Aren’t we all?

  67. Let me know if you want her email address.

  68. Did you at least extend her an invite to the next meat-up? It’s the polite thing to do.

  69. You dorks are gonna get us slapped with a restraining order. The whole blog.

  70. Comment by Jimbro on December 28, 2018 2:20 pm
    Aren’t we all?

    Heck no. I’m proud of those photos. They were a way to empower my sexuality.

  71. Dammit, if I’m going to have a restraining order, I want it to be one of my own, not fractional ownership…

  72. Comment by Will on December 28, 2018 2:29 pm
    Did you at least extend her an invite to the next meat-up? It’s the polite thing to do.

    BCoch can invite Cake Girl as well.

  73. Impossible to recreate the original vibe of Woodstock which is probably not what the revisionists have told us it was

    https://tinyurl.com/y9tow3kc

    Look at the crowd shot. Young healthy people, their parents fought in WW2 and their peers went to Vietnam. What’s missing? All the fat people, weird colored hair, bizarre outfits, full body tattoos, celebrities and other assorted fame whores and, I’m sure, even more I’m missing.

  74. Snowed about 5″ so far. Forecast shows another 6″ in a few days. Not supposed to get above freezing until next Friday. Fun, fun, fun…..

  75. https://tinyurl.com/y74htj3z

  76. *snicker*

    $20 to whoever oiled that pole

  77. haha, pupster got cuffed by a glamour model. There are worse ways to go.

  78. Purdue is having a very bad day.

  79. very boring game to watch. Purdue couldn’t do anything right.

  80. https://tinyurl.com/y8gym5zr

  81. This woman is spectacular. She should be automatically forwarded to next year’s semi-finals.

  82. https://tinyurl.com/fire-up-the-subarus

  83. Is that a wall ball?

  84. Is… is that a midget?

  85. SQUEEEE!!!! LOOK HOW LITTLE AND CUTE!!

    https://newhaven.craigslist.org/grd/d/charlton-miniature-jersey-cattle-two/6749687959.html

  86. https://tinyurl.com/y7g2hdjn

  87. 13 degrees already and it’s not even 6:00 yet. No fun at all.

  88. “REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By December 31, 2018
    NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

    Class 1: Up in Winter, Down in Summer – How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs. beginning at 7:00 PM.
    Class 2: Which Takes More Energy – Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 PM for 2 hours.
    Class 3: Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?–Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 AM for 2 hours.
    Class 4: Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase–Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
    Class 5: Curling Irons–Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
    Class 6: How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
    Class 7: Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum .. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
    Class 8: Health Watch–They Make Medicine for PMS – USE IT! Three nights; Monday , Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
    Class 9: How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday’s noon , 2 hours.
    Class 10: Learning to Live–How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield . Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.
    Class 11: How to Shop by Yourself. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
    Class 12: I Was Wrong and He Was Right!–Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. ”

    Stolen, of course.

  89. Above is a list of courses for women taught by men.

  90. Who knew there were that many chickens….

    https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/how-many-chickens-are-there?

  91. He also won’t eat cooked carrots

    I get him.
    I can’t stand the smell or taste of big chunks of cooked carrots. I’ll eat them raw and when I do put them in dishes, I’ll chop them small. Same with sweet potatoes. Flavor is too intense.
    My SIL brought two pans of cooked veggies, consisting of carrots, sweet potatoes, zucchini, onions, yellow peppers. When I lifted the lid, I about gakked at the smell.

  92. Don’t care for onions either but I will cook with them since Mr. B. lurves them. I just pick any big chunks out. Raw ones do a number on my guts.

  93. My son is binge watching Parks and Recreation. The character that loves her some hillary is soo obnoxious.

  94. Beasn, I see so many dating profiles where women compare themselves to her.

  95. Pepe,
    Great article. A&P ran a contest for chicken breeding, and this is what resulted, a monster.
    Cool…

  96. Dating profiles are a scam.

    Nobody needs that.

  97. The IT guy at our office eats broccoli every day for lunch with chicken or beef and rice, he microwaves it so the whole lunch room smells like ass.

    When I eat lunch I eat at my desk.

  98. Urrrgh, 2 degrees here right now.

  99. Well, I’m home.

  100. Just for Jay, go Cyclones!

  101. he microwaves it so the whole lunch room smells like ass.

    A little splash of lemon juice on the broccoli would help.

    Someone at another center brought homemade sauerkraut, and it was reported as a gas leak. They evacuated the building.

  102. And to top our Christmas festivities off, Rebecca and I are covered in big itchy welts. Our hotel room apparently had bed bugs.

  103. TiFW, you can’t seem to catch a break. I hope it gets better.

  104. sauerkraut is a gas leak

  105. Don’t even reach, pardner.

  106. thanks roamy!

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