BBF 2018 Semi-Finals Round 5

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday 2018 Semi Finals Round 5

 

 

 

 

Valentina Nappi

 

https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2018/10/26/bbf-158/

Your model for today was born November 6th, 1990 in Pompei, Napoli, Italy.  She stands 5′ 5″, 34-24-36 and 110 lbs.  Please freshen your breath and say buongiorno to Miss Valentina Nappi!

 

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Nina North

 

https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2018/09/07/bbf-151/

 

Your model was born in Durham, Florida on March 5th, 1995.  She stands 5’3″, 34D-22-32 and 108 lbs.  Please play along and welcome Miss Nina North.

 

 

 

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Tera Patrick

https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2018/08/10/bbf-147/

Your model for today was born July 25th, 1976 in Great Falls, Montana.  She stands 5’9″, 36-24-38 and weights 112 lbs.  Please give us a smile and welcome Miss Tera Patrick!

 

 

 

 

 

Catherine Bell

 

https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2018/07/20/bbf-out-on-a-limb/

Catherine Bell

August 14, 1968 – winning lottery numbers: 38D-25-36 5’10” 147#

 

 

 

 

 

 

113 Comments

  1. 6 votes and no comments. What the actual fcuk?!?

  2. I just got here, so it wasn’t me.

  3. I voted for Catherine Bell because she has an incredible body without looking skanky. But there is a caveat, She does Hallmark movies and she had her upper lip. injected with filler and it looks mental. The pics here don’t show how she trashed her lip.

  4. I’m voting for the one who didn’t lie about her weight.

    wakey wakey.

  5. I figured Russia was messing with our votes.

  6. Last weeks surprising results:

    White guilt.

  7. looks like a kamikaze attack occurred on the poll

  8. a poll that will live in infamy

  9. imma blame MARE!!!!

  10. AVENGE ME!!

  11. I don’t know what I’m saying.

  12. I voted for the first one because she looks like a total ho.

    All are 7-9/10 would smash.

  13. I need help with a graduate degree.

    Each of you will be assigned a class to take online in the coming months. Don’t ask questions, just please do the course and pretend you are me.

    TYIA nice people.

  14. I can only take finance courses.

  15. It was a challenge this week like usual but I also went with the Napster. Catherine Bell was my second choice. Lots of JAG points or whatever show she was on. I see where she didn’t lie about her weight.

  16. I will take the course, Wine and Food Pairing 301.

    You’re welcome, MJ!

  17. Do you have to take a course on crossfit? Because I’ll do that too.

  18. I have a boat load of online courses to do for work. Our place calls it “Icare” and it’s all the stupid HR shit. You used to be able to take a pretest and get credit for the lesson. People started writing down answers and exchanging them. Now they have videos or slides you need to click through before the test. In the past I’ve paid people to do mine or Paula has done it for me. No such luck this year.

  19. I integrated a video surveillance system with a card access system this week. Looked a little something like this:

    https://is.gd/CaLpPk

  20. I have a boat load of online courses to do for work.

    Me too, and I can’t do them from home any more.

  21. I already went to grad school.

    Do I at least get to ogle college chicks?

    I’ll take your math course.

  22. I haven’t checked to see if it can be done remotely. I have a feeling it’s gonna be a “No”.

  23. Comment by leoncaruthers on November 30, 2018 8:59 am
    I already went to grad school.

    Do I at least get to ogle college chicks?

    I’ll take your math course.

    The one thing I’ll miss about grad school was working out in the weight room when the girls’ soccer team came in to do their warmup stretches.

  24. You can click through those things pretty fast. Or so I’ve heard.

  25. Heh, a new nickname for Elizabeth Warren. Pocahonky.

  26. hahahhhhahaha…Stupid Elizabeth Warren.

  27. Don’t ask questions, just please do the course and pretend you are me.

    I like dick.

  28. Some of the classes you can click through quickly. The worst ones have video or audio, and you have to let the whole thing play before it lets you advance.

  29. I detest those.

  30. You can advance the chapters of those videos and skim through those quicker.

    Or so I’ve heard.

  31. My nurse did her’s last week and said she was able to google quite a few of the questions. Autocomplete would come up with the answer when she was less than halfway through so I’m sure it’s a common tactic

  32. I voted for the Italian, because they should win something this millennia. Otherwise I would also choose Ms. Bell.

  33. I am going to beat my dog to death with a shovel. Anyone want t o take a swing?

  34. No, but I won’t stop you. Sure you’ve got your reasons.

    Having killed multiple things with a shovel, I encourage spear strikes rather than whaps.

  35. If you’re worth a shit, just tell them no on the online course bullshit. What are they going to do? Replace you with a fucking drone who is willing to go along with their jackassery but doesn’t hold candle to what you can actually do.

    It’s all bullshit, either made up by some government twat, insurance dickface, or HR loser.

  36. The one thing I’ll miss about grad school was working out in the weight room when the girls’ soccer team came in to do their warmup stretches.

    One of the highlights of TITS 1 was the girls swim team working out in the hotel swimming pool each day.

  37. It’s all bullshit, either made up by some government twat, insurance dickface, or HR loser.

    ______

    This is a brilliant line and can be used for almost anything.

  38. Heh, my daughter is in HR.*

    But she’s a sweetie. There are 2 HR people in her company, she’s more of an assistant but the employees go to her office when they don’t want drama. hahahahhah They actually tell her that.

  39. My husband works with HR women quite a bit and there are very few that should actually have a job. They’re awful.

  40. FB friend is trying to find a job for her nephew. Holy crap, in this economy, if you can’t find work, you’re not looking hard enough, you have a bullshit degree (e.g., gender studies), or you can’t pass a drug test. You might have to move, but the jobs are out there.

  41. We told erin the other night that with her work ethic and ability to pass a drug test, there is a pretty wide world out there of opportunity.

  42. We can’t find enough people to work at the pizza place. This includes full time management positions, with no college required.

  43. And we are always understaffed in IT.

  44. One of the highlights of TITS 1 was the girls swim team working out in the hotel swimming pool each day.

    Heh, I remember that. And Chad and the two cute flight attendants.

  45. Oso and Dan may have to avoid DC.

  46. https://is.gd/fAG0hA

  47. We have a houseguest who is looking for a job. But, he wants to live in Austin, and he wants a job at Onnit fitness or something near there. He has a degree in IT, but that’s 8 years ago. He’s also pretty autistic and doesn’t come off well at first. Great guy, but he has issues and competition for those type of jobs in Austin is stiff.

  48. Having dealt with government functionaries in DC, I have an immediate image in my mind of the clerk that didn’t know NM was a state.

    It’s a racist image, but I’d bet $1000 that I’m right.

  49. Then your friend has to find affordable housing in Austin.

    Hmmmm

  50. Is she pear shaped?

  51. Had a date last night. Nice gal, but I’m not interested.

  52. Sharp elbows?

  53. Had a date last night. Nice gal, but I’m not interested.

    Is she pear shaped?

  54. Pears are tasty. Just sayin!

  55. This is why Snowden did it the wrong way. Do it the right way and they’ll fuck you over anyhow.

    https://dailycaller.com/2018/11/29/fbi-whistleblower-clinton-uranium/

  56. I’m not saying I agree with Snowden or that he did the right thing, but going up the right chain if he was concerned would probably have got him at least as screwed as this guy, if not simply disappeared.

  57. Is she pear shaped?

    Yes, beyond that. More importantly, personality wise I don’t think we would be a good match.

  58. I like dick.
    ————
    Took me a second but I laughed.

  59. The whistleblower is now on the Clinton Enemy List

  60. Had a date last night. Nice gal, but I’m not interested.

    I’m thinking two date minimum. That’s just me. There were plenty of people I’ve met /worked with and the first few times I “met” them, worked with them – I kinda didn’t care for them. Then I got to know them. Some of my favorite people I didn’t care for at first meet up. And people who I liked on day one, fell off the list.

    /just saying

  61. Normally I try to see where things stand after a second date, but in this case I know I’m not interested, and to be honest I’m not looking to make new friends. I have enough trouble keeping the ones I already have.

  62. I know you’re not looking for friends. I – personally- can’t tell if I like someone after one day. I can’t . Some people come off really well (first impressions) and some people it takes a little longer. What may have been super cool with a stranger/new person becomes really irritating. Or, a person is too reserved with new people to let their true personality come out.

    /just saying.

  63. I feel like I had it easy when I was in my dating years. Working in hospitals and being surrounded by single nurses and residents who you could observe in stressful situations to gain insight into their way of thinking not to mention how they filled out their scrubs was awesome. I still managed to fuck it up first time around but that’s a whole other story.

  64. Happens to a lot of us, Jimbro.

  65. Having dealt with government functionaries in DC, I have an immediate image in my mind of the clerk that didn’t know NM was a state.

    Reminds me of the guy who called my co-worker a liar when he said he had driven from Seattle to Alaska. His map of the US showed Alaska off by itself, just like Hawaii.

  66. Then I got to know them. Some of my favorite people I didn’t care for at first meet up. And people who I liked on day one, fell off the list.
    ————————————————
    I’m sorry I peed in your bathtub! Jeez.

  67. Really, MJ, it was what you did with my hand towels that was the deal killer …

  68. Hand towels. Now you tell me.

  69. ha ha ha …

  70. The Daily Ocasio

  71. Otherwise they’d call them ass towels. Don’t feel bad though, I only learned that recently too.

  72. Sorry, I meant to say ‘butt towels.’ My apologies

  73. It’s really a damn shame too, because they work great and feel amazing.

  74. I’m having a hard time believing anyone would put out a soft fluffy towel for your hand.

    No one has ever said, ‘damn, this toilet paper is way too rough for my hands. Wish I had something softer and fluffier.’

    Conclusion: fluffy butt towels. Disposable paper rolls are to dry your hands.

  75. Work had better be fun tonight.

  76. As long as you aren’t on butt towel duty, it couldn’t be any worse, right?

  77. jay your Daily Ocasio’s are killing me….

    i’m impressed that the dopes on the left were able to get someone stupider than pelosi, waters, hank johnson, et al – but they overcame™!!!

    and to think that she will be president someday…

  78. oi

  79. this chat room has had farts with a higher IQ

  80. Just like most lefty arguments, jamster.

    Those are mostly from a facebook group called The Daily Ocasio. One of the highlights of facedouche.

  81. Why isn’t your monkey in christmas gear?

  82. I think I got a bit too drunk lazt night.
    I ordered $25 in delivery food and never touched it (the calzone was great for lunch!)
    There is a spider web of laundry in the hallway that I couldn’t recreate if you paid me.
    I woke up to see my bible on the floor beside me. There was a box of Kraft macaroni & cheese on top of of it.

  83. Did you bury the dog yet?

  84. Chi is a real party animal. ANIMAL!

  85. She is so effing dumb. The left sickens me with their bullshit.

  86. I didn’t even know that there was mac & cheese in the house. When did I buy that crap?
    And no. The dog will be buried after he starves to death. A week? Two?

  87. Might be longer if he finds your stash of mac & cheese

  88. If he’s as fat as my dogs, it could be a month.

  89. How are there 57 votes!?

    WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?

  90. Brenda Snipes is overseeing the vote count.

  91. I’ll just have to console Niña after her inevitable loss, then.

  92. I’ve been typing too much español and autocucumber fixed “Nina” for me. Hilarious.

  93. Mare’s panic room
    https://tinyurl.com/y9s27j5l

  94. I knew what it was before I clicked.

  95. We all did.

    Still funny

  96. Since I’ve been trying to lose a few I haven’t been drinking much, when I have bought chardonnay it tastes like crap. I’ve realized it probably always did. I can’t afford to drink good wine. I don’t even know any good ones reasonably priced.

    Sad.

    Moral of the story? Winos should never stop drinking.

  97. Switch to spirits. Less fructose.

  98. Have you tried smoking crack, mare? I mean, it won’t compare to a good wine, but you won’t care about that anymore.

  99. Aldi’s has a red blend that’s pretty good for about $8. I put some with beef tips for dinner Wednesday night.

  100. Weed on its own is low calorie, but is well known for inspiring midnight trips to Taco Bell.

  101. * beef tips *

  102. http://is.gd/CBmasb

  103. I’m mixed about NM. I told Austrian airport worker to flag luggage in NY after getting tired about arguing NM was a state. Planned on walking through luggage at JFK. Luggage ended up in St Louis. TWA had to taxi luggage to us in NM. Ask any NM educated person which 4 states are featured at 4 Corners if you want maximum laughs

  104. Osita, I will admit that the lyrics from “El Paso” help me keep Arizona and New Mexico in the right geographical order.

    I still need to visit NM at some point.

  105. I watched the original “Rocky” for the first time tonight.

  106. George H.W. Bush has died.

  107. Yeah, I saw the ghouls coming out of the woodwork and figured that had to be it. Why those idiots can’t show a little common decency is beyond me.

    RIP, sir.

  108. I was at one of his rallies in SC in 1988. Mom shook his hand.

  109. Common decency is in short supply these days. RIP, Poppy.

  110. they sure felt sorry for Palin’s house getting damaged in the quake too

  111. Dead elder, RIP Poppy

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