Sitting and Looking at Stuff

In the long tradition of pictures of people looking at stuff or kinda doing stuff, sticking their tongue out, or trying to electrocute themselves, I bring you this post of the a very cute hostage baby.
Matching LGBTQRIFLSIFFQQNBIST hat and jacket
 MOZART, BITCHES
I resemble this monkey shaped noise machine. Hmmmmmmmm.
Eh, I’m sure it’ll be fine.
Naked recon before bath time. Climbing under things is REALLY big right now. Guys, buy stock in things you can crawl under. It’s all the rage.
Future hostage…poor lil guy

98 Comments

  1. got him doing planks already? What about wall balls? Dips? Squats?

  2. Better explain the Page function to mare before she complains about the lack of pictures.

  3. Ah shit. I didn’t mean to do that.

  4. I see a horse…

  5. Page, More, Potato, Potahto

  6. On a positive note, the experience with Viking Cruises was amazing. They handle everything from arranging flights, to handling all of your baggage, the service on board, and the tours ashore were incredible. The food was really good. Drinks during mealtimes were included, and outside of mealtimes prices were very reasonable. $8 for a martini, $4.50 for a glass of house wine, which by the way was quite good. No reason to get a more costly premium wine.

    Our stateroom was very nice, and the onboard spaces – dining room, lounge, bar, on deck accommodations, etc., were all really really nice.

    I would definitely do another cruise with them.

  7. Eh, I’m sure it’ll be fine.

    So that is how you recharge them!

  8. Cute little guy. MJ’s decor looks too tidy though, no toddler can live in a house that uncluttered.

  9. Cute kid, MJ.

  10. GTFO. You went on a Viking cruise?

    I’ve heard they’re really nice and I’m sort of interested in doing one once the baby can be left with someone for a bit.

  11. Splash mountain.

  12. Sounds like an awesome trip, Hotspur. Glad you got to take it.

  13. I’ve heard they’re really nice and I’m sort of interested in doing one once the baby can be left with someone for a bit.

    *cough*Car in*cough*

  14. New construction. It’s modern, so it looks really clean and tidy. In truth, there’s a lot of storage.

  15. Drop the baber off mj. Moose is an excellent babysitter.

  16. Seriously, I have to wonder if God hasn’t decided to punish the left by slowly driving them into madness. Can you imagine the heaven and earth they’d move to try and get out the vote if RBG had fallen last week? Now, instead, they are impotent.

  17. Babysitting is just the distraction that Erin needs.

  18. Do you have a railing on the deck yet?

  19. In fact, Car in could just swing by Atlanta on her way home and pick MJr up…

  20. That’s why we had to keep Possum indoors when we were there. Fearless to a literal fault, that one.

  21. Yeah, our guy will dive head first off of anything.

    This morning he head butted the bed.

    SOOPER JEANYUS

  22. We need to match MJr and Possum as soon as possible. Sounds like the ultimate hostage kid!

  23. Hopefully RBG has a DNR on file….. #osospeak

    “It’s only broken ribs.”
    “Hmmm, a morphine drip would help with the pain…..Do we still have that unit that malfunctioned and didn’t limit the dosage?”

  24. Thomas is going to step down right after she kicks it.*

    LOL

    At some point everyone will be calling this the Trump court.

    *my money is still on Kagan or Sotomoyer going first.

  25. He’s much too young for her, Alex. He’s half her age, for heaven’s sake!

  26. *sends Sotomayor more buñuelos*

  27. Seriously, if you went back in time and told conservatives in the 90s that a Republican would humiliate Hillary Clinton in a presidential election, name 4 SCOTUS picks that shifts the court right for a generation, fills over 100 lower court vacancies with recommendations from the Federalist Society that does the same, implements a steady program of deregulation, pushes back against Chinese and islamic expansionism, demands NATO pull its weight, and pushes back against the imperial presidency by demanding that Congress do its job, AND regularly humiliates the leftist press… they’d all need to see their doctors four hours later.

    But somehow Trump is a monster that all True Conservatives must oppose because he says mean things.

  28. Squeeeeeee!

  29. Dawww MJr!!! Such a sweet bebbeh!

  30. This baby is awesome and way too good for MJ.

  31. hahahahah, I was thinking pro faggot baby before I saw the caption.

    Calm down everyone, I’m not anti faggot.

  32. I wish RBG a speedy recovery, I really do. Falling is hard on old people.

    But can you believe the timing on this? It’s like Alex said, God is sending the left into madness.

  33. F**K!!! Florida isn’t out of the woods yet. I hate the left so much.

  34. But can you believe the timing on this? It’s like Alex said, God is sending the left into madness.

    I’ve half joked that she’ll pass peacefully in her sleep on the night that Trump is reelected, but man if she passes shortly after the midterms…

  35. Ugh. I hate this time of year at work. Project that comes every year, that I’ve begged to not be on or at least have a second set of eyes on, because I always seem to screw something up no matter how obsessive I get at double-checking (which is why you never rely on the person to did the work to confirm it if you’re sane). I need a new job but this shit kills my confidence that I could get a better one, or even a similar one that would put up with my issues.

    FML.

  36. If she passes away we’re in store for a lot of lecturing about the need to preserve the qualities of the “Ginsberg Seat”

  37. Cute kid. Too bad about his nose.
    https://is.gd/UN58R5

  38. Did you know you can go to a gun show, and most of the people there don’t have FFLs. So they just do private sales.

    EVERYONE DOES IT! That’s what caused 1000 oaks.

  39. So, they found more votes in Florida too?

  40. YOU GIVE HIS NOSE BACK!

  41. Jay, they did but the votes were for Pat Buchanan.

  42. Silly Alex, he’s not a democrat. There are no votes if they aren’t democrats.

  43. Seriously, if you went back in time and told conservatives in the 90s that a Republican would humiliate Hillary Clinton in a presidential election, name 4 SCOTUS picks that shifts the court right for a generation, fills over 100 lower court vacancies with recommendations from the Federalist Society that does the same, implements a steady program of deregulation, pushes back against Chinese and islamic expansionism, demands NATO pull its weight, and pushes back against the imperial presidency by demanding that Congress do its job, AND regularly humiliates the leftist press… they’d all need to see their doctors four hours later.
    —————————————
    While you’re back in time, also tell them the kid from Who’s the Boss grows up to be an insufferable cunt, but totally hot. Tell them they weren’t wrong to think about kissing her in her swimsuit area.

    And that it’s ok to like beer.

    And that no one knows what happened to the entire cast of 90210 yet the entire cast of NWA is now doing kids movies.

    And that grunge is so old its trendy again–everyone is wearing plaid shirts wrapped around their waists.

  44. Those would be the third thing I do.

    My proposal would be the second.

    First would be to tell myself to buy bitcoins when they first appear, and hold until the summer of 2018.

  45. Haven’t we earned the effing right to not hear from Jeb! anymore?

    Everything he says is shit. SHIT.

  46. And it’s low energy shit.

  47. I think it’s kind of cool MJ has a pole set up in his living room to teach little MJ pole dancing, you know, to put himself through college.

  48. I love your stairway, MJ. Love the darkwood risers and the metal railings.

  49. Wait risers are the white part, well, whatever.

  50. I have to do that to my stairs. But I want oak, not black.

  51. I think it’s kind of cool MJ has a pole set up in his living room to teach little MJ pole dancing, you know, to put himself through college.
    ——————————-
    LOL, you whore assface.

  52. I’m still working on those house pics for you, mare. But the house is never really picked up.

  53. That reminds me. As soon as I get my outdoor toys picked up and put away, it will be time to buy flooring and replace the kitchen floor. Then paint. I’m stoked. I want to get that done before Christmas, but we’ll see. Might be January before I get to it. Working straight thru the holiday season this year.

  54. Toddlers are like drunks. Clean houses are impossible.

  55. Rubio can redeem himself 1% if he leads the charge that the ballots “found” in Broward County are bullshit.

    Fight, pussy, show the rest of us you’re not a total douche.

  56. Cruised through the day thinking it was Wednesday.

    I hate when that happens.

  57. No worries. I thought yesterday was Tuesday.

    Only thing worse than being confronted by your own foulups is for them to be trumped by someone else’s far worse foulups.

    Head may asplode by day’s end. Could get messy.

  58. Brooklyn is fun, it’s a little run down but everybody is really nice and friendly.

  59. Do they make baby Rogaine?

  60. Disney … I’m just gonna say it. A lot of gays

  61. NTTAWWT

  62. Comment by Pupster on November 8, 2018 5:32 pm
    Do they make baby Rogaine?

    ——-hhahahahahhaaa

  63. We’re going to a knife show in NY/NJ next week. We usually go into the city a couple of nights with locals. Always fun.

  64. I’m glad I got my bulbs buried, yesterday, because it’s AS COLD AS TITS!! today and for the next 5-7 days.

  65. bms wallingford just told CT to fuck off – they’re closing operations

  66. “I’m glad I got my bulbs buried, yesterday,”
    oO!!

  67. cuomo is gonna get a fuck you letter soon too.

    bms is actually demo’ing buildings at the syracuse site and turning it into a park.

  68. keep fukking that chicken asswipe

  69. The hotel I’m staying at seems to have a couple of floors of refugees of some kind…what was that hurricane that came through here? Sandy? They look like displaced natives. How long does FEMA provide housing?

  70. some big friggen drones were flying around east syracuse a couple of days ago –
    i figured xb had dropped a dime on me

  71. “How long does FEMA provide housing?”
    that’s demographic dependent – nyc is probably indefinite

  72. http://tinyurl.com/ydb6jt58

  73. Could they be homeless? https://nypost.com/2018/02/03/nycs-hotels-need-homeless-people-to-stay-in-business/

  74. Could they be homeless?

    Highly likely. I heart NY.

  75. You misspelled hate.

  76. baby toes…squeeeeeeee

  77. Do you have a car, Pupster?

    You need to be driving down there to get the full experience.

    I loved NYC the first few times. After 6-7 trips I hated it.

    I refuse to go there now.

  78. So, anybody watch Tucker regularly? Have they arrested any of the terrorists yet?

  79. I’ve never been to NYC. Pretty sure I never will. HotBride says I’m a Philistine.

    There were two old hags on the ship who were New Yorkers. The sound of their voices was like fingernails on a chalkboard.

  80. Getting a box truck in and out without losing a mirror is a challenge.

  81. Pups?

    https://tinyurl.com/yc4dumuc

  82. Lol

    https://tinyurl.com/ya98lskr

  83. All my trips to NYC have been with friends who knew there way around. Been maybe 5 or 6 times for a few days at a time but not for a long time, maybe 20 years ago? Last time was just a day trip to see a doctor at Columbia and that was over 10 years ago. I’ve seen all the big sites that I care to see and don’t plan on going again anytime soon.

    —Yankees Suck—

  84. their way

  85. HS, my Padrinos have done the Viking Cruises. They loved all of them. They are cruise people, though. Weirdos that have never met a stranger. They also RV around the US. My uncle is a real rocket guy, loves Civil War battlefields and National Parks. My Madrina, likes to visit Catholic Shrines and Aquariums.

  86. I would like to do the Viking Cruise. I want to finish visiting all the states first.

    I have in-laws in NJ, so I’ve been to NYC a few times. The museums are great, especially the Cloisters and the Intrepid. Statue of Liberty is neat, as is Ellis Island (back when people came here legally and wanted to fit in). I would like to drink beers in McSorely’s Bar again.

  87. Not leaving this country.

    Nope.

  88. I don’t want to leave the US anymore. Minneapolis was ok, as long as we stayed on the rail. 30+ years ago, I toured UT. I could never shake that sniper feeling.

  89. That baby needs siblings. To make up for those of us that can’t add to the future.

  90. Palm city

  91. Palm Desert.

  92. I want to be Sean’s secret Santa so I can get him this.

    https://tinyurl.com/ya437lqk

  93. Every last f*cking ballot that was found in Broward shitsville, should be verified that it belongs to a legal, solely registered in Florida, resident. F*ckers.
    Same in Arizona.

  94. That’s awesome, roamy!

  95. “Found”, my ass. You should already know where your absentee and mail-in ballots are when the voting STARTS.

    Mail-in ballots shouldn’t be allowed unless you are serving overseas or are housebound/in the hospital.

    A 97-year-old man using two canes walked in to our polling place – his son and daughter had driven him there specifically so that he could vote.

    If he can do it, then every able-bodied person younger than 97 can do it, too.

    Oh, and Democrats Elect Rotten People.

  96. This city’s derp makes you feel so cold
    Its got so many people but its got no soul
    And its taken you so long
    To find out you were wrong
    When you thought it had everything

  97. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on November 9, 2018 12:21 am

    I want to be Sean’s secret Santa so I can get him this.

    https://tinyurl.com/ya437lqk

    *crosses fingers*

    *hopes*

    *gets this instead*


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