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Hello teetotalers, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Big Baisemain Friday.

 

baisemain (beɪzˈmæn) n : archaic a kissing of the hand; thus, a sign of respect

 

 

Your model for today was born May 19th, 1997 in Orlando, Florida.  She stands 5′ 3″, 36E-28-35 and 125 lbs.  Please make yourself comfortable and say hello to Miss Brittney White.

 

 

 

157 Comments

  1. seek and ye shall boob

  2. nice music selection pup.

  3. Someday, my baby, when I am a man,
    and other’s have taught me
    the best that they can
    they’ll sell me a suit
    and cut off my hair
    and send me to work in tall buildings

    and it’s goodbye to the sunshine
    goodbye to the dew
    goodbye to the flowers
    and goodbye to you
    I’m off to the subway
    I must not be late
    going to work in tall buildings

  4. i hate working in any major city –
    i feel trapped.

  5. my country customers get a price break

  6. How about city customers?

    Gang rape prices?

  7. wakey wakey

  8. She has one of the cutest faces we’ve had here on BBF. That first pic is of a fresh faced teen. I know she’s of age, she just looks particularly young without makeup.

  9. So, the coke thing from yesterday … who thinks it was to subliminally bring her back to Anita Hill?

  10. Good observation Carin. I missed it but Paula asked me what kind of doctor she was because all the doctors she knows very rarely drink Coke. I told her she was a university professor of some sort and got an audible eye roll back.

  11. Oh, regarding our model for today, two thumbs up!

  12. Someone said (jokingly) that the coke bottle had Brett on it.

  13. Question, if you had to choose would you leave your 12 year old daughter with Kavanaugh or Blumenthal?

  14. Kavanaugh. Blumenthal is such a pussy that she’d walk all over him.

  15. Plus Blumenthal was eyeing 16 year olds when he was 31. And his creep factor is pushing my weirdo needle to 11.

  16. So….are we gang banging this chick or do we have to take a numberand wait our turn?

  17. This chick lost her virginity on film

  18. Classy. PG you’ll have to take a number –
    For which ever train will be next.

  19. I’ll be right over here (as usual) putting the drugs into the punch and making sure the lines to the rape room don’t bunch up.

  20. A number of women on twitter have mentioned rightly that this kind of farce Ford and the Democrats put on the last two weeks, does not help or support women who have actually been sexually assaulted.

    My personal burden of proof has tripled with this absolute nothing burger. Pics, witnesses, dates, times, everything or as we like to say, “didn’t happen.”

    Sorry real victims but the dems used a clown and made it harder for you.

  21. I’ll be pin-balling down the stairs/hallway.

  22. Yep. You are right mare.

  23. https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

  24. Imma giving dr calie douchebag a pass on wether or not some teenage boy got humpy with her 30 some odd years ago – but I will call her out for being a lefty scumbag and making hay from it to push a proggy agenda.
    Fuck her.

  25. Ford has two front doors because she rents room to Google employees. That is the ONLY reason to have two front doors. Part of your home is a rental property.

    If any of you think Ford is credible my “I may have to find a new place to hang out” still stands.

  26. Mare?
    https://tinyurl.com/ycmdsqzk

  27. Possibly.

  28. *WARNING* Diet talk:

    My husband is doing carnivore as an elimination diet (to try and determine what foods cause aches and inflammation in his shoulder and hands). It’s been 5 full days and his shoulder and hands already feel better while working out and less achy in the morning. I think he’s going to go two weeks then add in avocados and salad greens. It will be interesting (to us) to see if the light beers or that golden margarita stuff from Costco causes problems. Don’t know when he’s going to reintroduce those.

  29. Heh, if you were Ford’s parents, would YOU go watch?

  30. Weird. I’ve been trying to run carnivore on all your computers, and I’m disturbed by what I’m finding.

    You fuckers are weird.

  31. FTR – I think *something* happened to Ford, but not with Kavanaugh, and it wasn’t attempted rape. Some guy got handsy – perhaps she was putting out signals – bla bla bla. She just wants to be a victim (and I’m guessing she’s not the most stable person out there) so … false memory, etc.

  32. The ladies link is Richard Armitage in “North and South”. HHD fodder, thanks.

  33. Concur with Roamy!!

  34. So she left her best friend alone with a bunch of guys, two of which were drunk and sexually aggressive, without a word, without a warning, without “hey, let’s go home”. And the best friend left in said situation didn’t say the next day, what happened, why’d you disappear.

    Not buying it.

  35. Oh, and she can’t remember what happened two months ago (the therapist’s notes, when she took the polygraph), but we’re supposed to trust her memory of 36 years ago.

  36. Oh, she remembers. Lawyers coached her, and gave her Hillary’s advice “I don’t recall”.

  37. *snort*

    Kurt Schlichter on Hillary’s “must-watch” cameo on Murphy Brown, “I prefer to pee blood.”

  38. Hmm, starting up an old series that I’ll still never watch.

  39. BTW, the restaurant that the protesters chased Cruz out of? Cruz returned minutes after the protesters were out, and finished his meal:

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/09/surprise-ted-cruz-and-wife-finished-meal-at-fiola-restaurant-in-peace-minutes-after-protesters-forced-them-out/

    Politics, like elbows, are best left off the dining table and we welcome everyone’s

  40. Not verified, but saw on Twitter that Ford made $400K from GoFundMe.

  41. Well, verified by Slate and NYSlimes. Not linking them.

  42. *little girl voice “but I have to figure it out, because I’ve never had one

    *tee hee

    #barf

  43. I read that Jay and think it was an entirely appropriate response.

  44. Believe in something…

  45. So she left her best friend alone with a bunch of guys, two of which were drunk and sexually aggressive, without a word, without a warning, without “hey, let’s go home”.

    Because that’s not what happened. As I said, I imagine some guy got frisky, she realized she was drunk and behaving stupidly so left. It’s through therapy and false memory that has turned a rather clumsy teenage experience into a rape. She comes across as a rather weak minded pushover who could easily re-imagine what actually happened.

    Definition of a snowflake.

    Honestly, my hs memories are so fuzzy. It’s like snapshots of this and that time. I can honestly see how one could – over a decade – fill in the empty spots with that which you eventually become CERTAIN actually happened.

    as for “survivor” stuff – I certainly do remember a lot about when I was molested, but not really specific things that were said,etc. And I’m pretty sure one reason my memory is a bit more specific is because I reported it and had to tell the story several times over at the time.

  46. I couldn’t tell you why I was where I was. Or where I was before hand. I remember who I was with. And, she can verify. Maybe she wouldn’t because she’s now an uber lib.

  47. Like Ann Coulter has said, several guys from college swear they dated her. They did not.

    My problem with Ford? She’s nutty, her case is shit, she was paid, there are so many holes it’s pathetic and if she’s all you got, you got nothing.

  48. Maybe she wouldn’t because she’s now an uber lib.

    If the molester is a Republican she’ll confirm and find a few people who weren’t even there to back you up.

  49. I could retire on a $400k payday, and would.

  50. Nice model! Buy that girl a drink with a quaalude!

  51. I wouldn’t. no way.

  52. Nice model! Buy that girl a drink with a quaalude!

    It’s too early for that shit. The rape room doesn’t open until 9 pm.

  53. By “retire” I mean I’d only do the work I wanted to do, like farming or gardening.

  54. I hate to say this but the rumors are that the GOFUNDME is now at $900,000.

  55. Fools and their money … soon parted.

  56. @GovMikeHuckabee

    Hearing Blumenthal (Sgt. “Stolen Valor” who lied about being in Vietnam) talk about “truth” is like having Jeffrey Dahmer talk about table manners.

  57. Blah. I feel like crap, but I’ve done all the telework I can do from here. Probably better that I step away from the politics for a few hours. Worky worky.

  58. How many women and minorities will die when Kavanaugh is confirmed?

    Round to the nearest 100 million.

  59. Ok, I’m writing my “Five year WOD” for crossfit. Tell me what you think:

    WOD:
    1 mile run, 10 Body weight Dead lifts, 20 Box jumps
    800m run, 8 DL 16 BJ
    600 M run 6 dead, 12 BJ
    400m run 4 DL, 8 BJ
    200 m run, 2 DL, 4 BJ

    I wanted a WOD that almost everyone “Could” do and didn’t have any fancy movements that are too hard for some folks.

    I also liked the idea that the runs should go faster. should be an under 30 min workout.

  60. How many women and minorities will die when Kavanaugh is confirmed?

    There is lots of stupid out there. Vox published an article using the movie 16 candles to explain the rape culture of the 80s.

  61. Needs more tricep and chest work.

  62. It’s not an all-body workout. It’s basically lower body. Because I’m a runner and i like to work on my leg endurance. Perfect Wod to follow Bench press work.

  63. Dems walk out of committee meeting, Leahy and Whitehouse returned. Flake says he’s a yes.

  64. That’s a lot of beejers.

  65. So what do we think about K-Rape? Is he getting confirmed?

  66. “Needs more … chest work.”

    leon dissing car in? on bbf?

  67. I think Justice Kavanaugh pre-rape-accusation would have been the new Tony Kennedy, if they’d just waved him on like they should have.

    I hope and pray that K-Rape will make them wish he was only as bad as the protesters claimed he would be.

  68. I’ve been saying that it’s going to be fun if/when a challenge to Sullivan reaches SCOTUS with Kavanaugh on it. Someone on insty also mentioned any of the challenges to Title IX campus rape cases.

  69. The dems continually want an investigation, and Mark Judge on the stand. They are delay delay delay in the hearings today.

  70. Klobuchar is pontificating at length. Background checks, jobs, interviews, etc

  71. That was unbearable.

  72. GorillaPundit’s Trump meme is perfect.

  73. The reason that they’re so angry is because after Obama they believed that they had won, and that history was over. Hillary would skate to election, and no Republican would ever win the WH again thanks to a Dem coalition of women, minorities, and young urban millennials. And since they had already won, they didn’t need to pretend to respect the rest of the country anymore.

    Now they are out of power, and they can’t stand it. The especially can’t stand that winning might require them to humble themselves and make common accord with working-class whites, because they believe that they are fundamentally better than WCWs.

  74. Scott and I are dragging today. We did an almost 5-mile hike yesterday, which is no big deal, except that one mile of it was ledge-scrambling. Hands and feet, climbing and crawling type work that we’re not used to seeing in a ‘moderate’ rated hike. Then about a mile from the end, I decided to take a fancy to some sparkly rocks that were lining the path and I definitely needed to take something home.

    After picking up and discarding several, I settled on three pretty hefty ones. I carried one and Scott carried two, for the last half mile.

    My riblets and my little chicken wings are angry today, lol.

  75. Vote at 1:30?

  76. Remember how the Rebulicans were going to be wandering in the woods for decades? lol

  77. Can’t you use the rocks you already have at home?

  78. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 28, 2018 12:02 pm
    Can’t you use the rocks you already have at home?

    Too much of a risk that the police with link those rocks to the murder weapon.

  79. They just want to delay it. They are counting on the blue wave. That’s all they have, since Corker and Flake flaked on them.

    There is still Murkowski and Collins. Collins has a hefty gofundme out for her, too.

  80. I found it interesting that Ms. Ford WOULD NOT mention the name of the guy who introduced her to Kavanaugh, even though his name is out there. She dated him, for Heaven’s sake!

    Something hinky going on there.

    And those scumbag lawyers wouldn’t let her testify in private at home. What douchebags. Only in it for the circus.

    At least that part is over.

  81. Recipe Blog!

    Chicken Mole

    1 tsp Paprika
    2 Tbsp Chili Powder
    2 tsp Chipotle Powder
    2 tsp Onion Powder
    1/2 tsp Garlic Powder
    1/2 tsp Cumin
    1 tsp Oregano
    1/2 tsp Allspice
    1/2 tsp Cinnamon
    2 tsp Salt
    1/2 tsp Pepper
    2 Tbsp Cocoa Powder

    3 Tbsp Flour
    3 Tbsp Butter

    1/2 Med Onion, sliced thin
    1 pkg mushrooms, sliced
    8 Chicken Thighs

    4 c Chicken Stock

    Brown chicken thighs over high heat with a small amount of butter, oil, or bacon fat, and add browned chicken to crockpot. Lower heat to medium and caramalize onions and transfer to crockpot. Cook mushrooms until they are reduced, and their liquid is released and cooked off. Transfer mushrooms to crockpot. Melt butter and add flour and cook to create a roux, then add all spices except for cocoa powder, then slowly add chicken stock while whisking until the spices are incorporated into a sauce. Simmer over medium heat until slightly thickened. Add cocoa powder and whisk until smooth. Add to crockpot. Cook on low for 8-10 hours.

    This turned out ok, a little salty with the extra salt used to season the chicken, mushrooms, and onion during cooking.

  82. I really wish a Republican would have the guts to put this into an ad. Ideally find a mother who was also a sexual assault victim to say something like, “As a victim of sexual assault, I want justice for victims. As a mother, I want due process for men like my husband or my son. The Democrats offer neither, and that is wrong.”

  83. RBG.

    I’m looking at you.

  84. When I found out Lindsay got doxed last night all I could think about was him coming out of a DC brownstone, bottle of bourbon in one hand and a long, ladies cigarette, something like a Capri between two fingers.

    In his other hand a sterling silver revolver.

    Yelling slurred obscenities to the protestors as his latin roommate, a towel draped dangerously low around his waist, implored him to come back inside.

  85. I’d send him a campaign contribution.

  86. When I found out Lindsay got doxed last night all I could think about was him coming out of a DC brownstone, bottle of bourbon in one hand and a long, ladies cigarette, something like a Capri between two fingers.

    In his other hand a sterling silver revolver.

    Yelling slurred obscenities to the protestors as his latin roommate, a towel draped dangerously low around his waist, implored him to come back inside.

    Honestly, his standing amongst conservatives would probably rise if he did something like that.

  87. That was such a disgusting display yesterday we should kick of CW2 just out of sheer spite. Or at least kick those Senators’ states out.

  88. I’ve heard you Connecticut folks bitch about Blumenthal before but fucking wow. He’s an unbelievable dick.

  89. After finishing my case I went to the dictation room and heard two of the anesthesiologists talking about Kavanaugh and cringed. I was pleasantly surprised when I heard one tell the other to call Collins’ office and leave a message to please vote for him. Surprising because so many of my colleagues are rabid liberals.

  90. Leon, where is gorilla pundits Trump meme? Link?

  91. I know we have wonderful conservative CT people here but holy shit, Blumenthal? He’s horrible. I actually can’t think of a word that encompasses his horribleness.

  92. Blumenthal is a cum guzzling penis face lying sack of shit.

  93. Her incentive is that she is going to get a many million dollar book deal. She’s a psychobitch.

  94. Blumenthal’s AG office was responsible for railroading many a decent CT business into the ground with bullshit claims. This is how he burnished his reputation as a fighter for the rights of consumers.

    The most dangerous ground on Earth is anyplace between him and a camera.

  95. Blumenthal and Schumer are from the same mold. And by mold I mean whale turd saprophytes

  96. West coast proggies vs northeast proggies – a race within a race within a race.

  97. This has turned from a shitshow to a total fucking clowncar.

  98. Mare:

  99. He would initiate legal processes against people and simultaneously freeze all their assets, and their family’s assets, so that not only could they not afford to hire an attorney to defend themselves, they couldn’t fucking feed their kids. He’s a walking excrement sculpture.

  100. Thanks, Leon.

    Thanks for the Blumenthal info, Lauraw. He’s even worse than I thought.

  101. OMG, Lauraw, I read that Valerie Hoffman case and I feel like throwing up.

  102. Lying about fighting in a war is almost as bad as lying about rape.

    I hope wassername sits on his creepy, loose skinned face.

  103. Jeff Flake is such an enormous attention whore. He actually made this all about him.

  104. You know someone tried to feel up his bitch tits, right?

    He’s a survivor too.

  105. When I was in better shape, girls sometimes felt up my arms without asking. I cry when I think about it.

    Because it doesn’t happen much these days.

  106. Oh well, my dwarfish friend. You still have the memories.

  107. The nice thing about marijuana therapy is you can remember anything you want.

  108. Or so your mom tells me.

  109. A different way of looking at Ford: Body Language: Brett Kavanaugh Hearing Christine Blasey Ford

  110. I’m guessing MJ would 10/10 smash the brunette chick sitting behind the Ford lying whore.

  111. And while we’re on the subject of the Ford lying whore, what 50 year old woman speaks like her? She sounds like she’s stayed 15 ever since her fantasy rape idea hatched in her adolescent crush on Kavanaugh.

  112. Alyssa Milano is back there too. He can have a threesome. She was evidently wearing some revealing outfit.

  113. The body language lady calls it “cute pose”. It’s all manipulation.

  114. I’d like to talk to some of her students and ask them if she really talks like that. I bet she doesn’t. It was a fucking act.

  115. But I still want to know if MJ would 10/10 smash the brunette whore.

  116. They would need to be former students or their garde would be held hostage

  117. MJ’s a manwhore. He’d 1/10 would smash.

  118. How the eff and what the eff are they going to investigate that was not hashed during the hearing and that 6 previous investigations didn’t find? In a week. Yeah, she didn’t delay at all before. Now it will be even worse.

    This is about throwing more accusations at this man.

    Fuck them all.

  119. So can the FBI be trusted with a seventh Kavanaugh anal? Sure hope whoever doing the investigating isn’t on hillary’s payroll.

    Will Ford’s friend, who was left at the alleged party, change her story when she sees Ford’s payoff?

    I knew Flake
    was going to aid the democrats when he made some lame 15 second statement yesterday and asked zero questions. Motherfucker hates Trump that bad.

  120. A stolen truck drove through the Entrance at my Club this AM. Masked driver stumbled towards jewelry case before fleeing. Not sure if this was a probe, or actual attempt. Our location no longer has an overnight shift. APD was supposed to start holding meetings in our parking lot instead of Krispy Kreme or Chick FiL A

  121. Is anyone as suspicious as me as to why the rats were so adamant about Kavanaugh demanding a FBI investigation, one right after another?
    What do you think they have planned?
    And how come the FBI doesn’t come out and say they’ve alrrady investigated and found nothing?

  122. Oso, is Sams open 24 hours?

  123. Pretty sure these have to go in your workout, Carin

    https://tinyurl.com/y8pq7ob6
    https://tinyurl.com/ydecdxqt

  124. This one too.

    https://tinyurl.com/y9bssavm

  125. “What do you think they have planned?”

    – They want his confirmation to happen closer to the midterms.

    – They need time to manufacture more victims.

    – Hillary’s people in the FBI will find something and we will need a fresh round of hearings.

  126. Negative, ghost rider. 7-8:30. We used to have a crew that worked overnight. Our location is empty of associates from 11-4. Alarms and cameras. Police substation across the street. They were supposed to increase their presence once we changed our hours.

  127. I bet she could bale some hay.

    https://is.gd/EGfHmE

  128. That was my thinking scott.
    Btw, I hear the Koch bros are backing democrats for midterms.

    Also millions are flowing into MO to help Hillary Jr. We’re just waiting for Hawley to be Kavanaugh’d. Her commercials are bigger lies than normal.
    Same money flow into Texas to unseat Cruz.

  129. I kinda suspect the same people who cleared Hillary before interviewing her, just might find some dirt on Kavanaugh.

    The Clinton crime family is still in charge.

  130. How does the FBI have credibility if it finds something that they missed six times before? First question, what else have you missed, and when will we know about it? Cunts!

  131. Poated CoAlex’s recipe on the recipe blog.

  132. Jeff Flake hasn’t learned that when you reach across the aisle, the Dems stab you in the back.

  133. I bet he has ties to Russia.

  134. Could have illegals cutting his lawn.

  135. Harry Reid knows a guy who says Kavanaugh doesn’t pay his taxes.

  136. Jeff Flake is one if them. That is why he is not running for reelection…his constituents figured him out.

    I agree scott. Is Trump or McConnell going to make sure those agents aren’t Clinton seat sniffers? Will they be the mythical rank and file, just want to do a good job types? And when the hell are they going to reopen the investigation into Bitchface? Srsly losing patience with the man.

    Okay, someone talk me down. Getting a serious stomachache over this blatant gangraping going on. And most of the senate allowing it to happen.

    Even as a little kid this kind of shit drove me nuts. I was able to do something then and did.

  137. Can’t talk you down, Beasn, I need talking down myself. Lib cousin is soooo happy and cheering on the elevator women.

    Kavanaugh deserves better than this.

  138. I had a night of nightmares about the time Pops passed away but I didn’t get the feeling they had to do with him. The first one was I was being chased and jumped at by vicious snarling wolves. Jolted me awake. Once I fell back to sleep, another jolted me awake two hours later. That one was disturbing in another, not good, way.

    The former reminded me of the nightmares I had pre-JEF election. The latter was more …unexpected pending personal loss. Not sure what to think of it or if I can prevent it.

    NO I’M NOT totally NUTS. I’ve had dreams in the past that were warning me of something.

    Speaking of which, my SIL dreamed of Pops a few days after he passed. In her dream, she had just found a book of sayings by Pops, in the attic. While she was coming downstairs, he came up the basement stairs. He was middle-aged and happy. He didn’t say much but looked through the book with her and liked it. Then he got up and went back down the basement stairs, taking the book with him.

  139. I had a night of nightmares about the time Pops passed away but I didn’t get the feeling they had to do with him. The first one was I was being chased and jumped at by vicious snarling wolves. Jolted me awake. Once I fell back to sleep, another jolted me awake two hours later. That one was disturbing in another, not good, way.

    The former reminded me of the nightmares I had pre-JEF election. The latter was more …unexpected pending personal loss. Not sure what to think of it or if I can prevent it.

    NO I’M NOT totally NUTS. I’ve had dreams in the past that were warning me of something.

    Speaking of which, my SIL dreamed of Pops a few days after he passed. In her dream, she had just found a book of sayings by Pops, in the attic. While she was coming downstairs, he came up the basement stairs. He was middle-aged and happy. He didn’t say much but looked through the book with her and liked it. Then he got up and went back down the basement stairs, taking the book with him.
    Yes, it meant something to us.

    $20

  140. Okay, how did both of those pop up. I’m on husband’s phone and hit ‘post’, once

  141. Wordpuss sucks.

  142. I still have PTSD from my dad’s last days. He only visited me once though. It really bugs him that I don’t really have contacts with my brother and his kids.

  143. I still “see” dad, and even mom, when I’m deep in REM sleep. The specifics vary. At least I’ve stopped hearing him call out for me. That took most of a year, though.

    And that makes perfect sense, beasn. I used to have…well it wasn’t as significant in my dreams. A toy, a store I’d never seen before, a conversation at lunch, a stretch of road…nothing of particular informative value.

    Though I did get a disturbing dream the night mom took her final downturn. She died within a week.

    Anyway, I haven’t had one of “those” dreams in years. I wonder if it’s because of the depression. Oh well, never did me much good anyways.

  144. Maybe he should visit your brother to let him know the same.

    A week after SIL dreamed of Pops, beasnette dreamed of him being there and trying to say something, but she couldn’t hear him. She woke up with weird clicking in her ears.

  145. Someone bail me out of the spam bucket please?

  146. Once when Mr. B. was away on business, I dreamed he was behind a square truck of some sort..on an exit ramp or some kind of intersection but on a hill. The truck suddenly started rolling backward fast and hard. I jolted awake on impact and knew bodies were on the side of the road.

    Texted Mr. B and told him when he called to check in, to be extra careful (he drove to this particular meeting..Ohio), especially on inclines and intersections.

    Few days later, he was two miles from home, an intersection away from returning his car rental. The street he was on, leading to the intersection was an incline. He didn’t hear the siren of the ambulance that nearly t-boned him. Cop followed him into the lot. Can’t remember if he got a ticket or a warning.

    I warned him.

  147. Stupid crew chief.

  148. Couple BOOM sounds in the distance this morning. Cut through my noise machine din. It can’t be hunting season already, can it? Seems too early to be doing that shit to me on a Saturday morning.

  149. still listening to Isakov’s stuff on you tubby

  150. I’ll go work on a post, bbl

  151. nys has an early goose season to try to deal with the local canada problem… maybe youse’ll’z have something simil;ar

  152. First day of archery season is coming up soon around here. Maybe they’re using those exploding arrows I’ve seen featured in comic books.

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