titillating tuesday twaddle

Recently a friend of the family wanted me to talk to their daughter about opportunities in engineering.

It was kind of odd going over my experiences in industry – likes / dislikes, where I thought industry in general was going, and trying to help a youngster make what will be a major decision in how her life will unfold.

I was told she was academically gifted… upon further conversation I learned that she has modest SAT scores and “gifted” must have a different meaning nowadays. Shoot-boy-howdy… If she can get into an engineering school bully for her, if she makes it through sophomore year I’ll be amazed and honestly ecstatic for her.

No good deed goes unpunished. Telling a friend their kid should look into a junior college is a road fraught with danger. I don’t think I stepped on my dick too many times.

Over the weekend the Mom told me that gifted child is looking into a 3-2 engineering program at a small state school… yeah team! I guess they actually listened to my advice. That should save them about 50 thousand dollars of exploration costs…

-Ahh-ite, back to monkeyin’ around-

196 Comments

  1. my friend actually recognized me during yesterday’s visit.
    he’s not all there, but he’s not as bad as i thought he might be.
    he has a strange eye thing going on – eyes point up and out – i’d imagine it’s meaningful to the neurology types.
    he remembers some of our mutual friends.
    he wasn’t trying to grope the nurse tho – so i am concerned that the trauma may have turned him ghey….

  2. Yea, a lot of people have been over-hyped about their child’s abilities. I usually let it be. THey’ll figure it out eventually.

  3. wakey wakey

  4. My day is filled with appointments. Should be fun.

  5. if you’re making cabinet level appointments count me in for head of the dept of hunting and fishing

  6. Yea, a lot of people have been over-hyped about their child’s abilities. I usually let it be. THey’ll figure it out eventually.

    Every parent has that moment when they come to the horrifying realization that their child is an idiot?

  7. i’ll then hire scott as the undersecretary in charge of treasure hunting and beach-combing

  8. LR6 SO4 AR3

    That’s all I remember about control of extraocular muscles. It’ll take me a minute to remember the names of the cranial nerves. One of those things I need to recall infrequently.

  9. Or that your child is just average.

    If your kid is a good person, kind, generous, thoughtful, hard working you really shouldn’t care that theyre average because really they’re not.

  10. Commenting from a phone with fat fingers sucks.

  11. O
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    https://circleofdocs.com/tricks-to-remember-the-cranial-nerves/

    Oh Oh Oh To Touch And Feel Virgin Girls Vagina Ah Heaven

  12. Suck on your Seven F’s Ivy Leaguers

  13. they have his hands in big puffy glove restraints.
    he wanted me to take one off for him.
    the nurse looked at me and showed some teeth – not sure if it was a smile or a warning
    ng tube & a lot of shit hanging off the IV stand

    there are 2 holes in his head. 1 labeled GVD and ICP

    the icp i assume is for insane clown posse – prolly piping in some music for him

  14. “Suck on your Seven F’s Ivy Leaguers”

    hahahaaa!

  15. jimes he’s at your old stompin ground (i think) umass mem med – worcester

  16. mare-zee-dotes, you’re 100% on. this kid is a real sweetheart.
    smart (maybe not a genius), a real hard worker, and a really decent human being

  17. Indeed, I spent 10 years there but left in ’97. There has been a dramatic transformation of that campus in the intervening years. I’ve driven by there a few times in the last 10 years to visit my battery store friend and have been gobsmacked at the changes. Another buddy works for the competition downtown doing shoulder surgery and he’s told me about some other changes there too.

  18. https://pjmedia.com/parenting/how-christine-blasey-ford-proof-your-son/

    Bonus: learning what THOT means.

    That is Paula’s take on this whole thing. I think it was Alex who mentioned the fury mothers are having to even think their own son’s lives could be ruined by a THOT

  19. It’s not that I’m dissing kids who aren’t super geniuses. It’s the idea that kids HAVE to be something super special. To be worthy. Realizing your kid’s actual strengths and weaknesses is essential to help them grow, bla bla bla.

    If you think they the BESTEST SMARTEST PERSON ever, and you push them to be an engineer- and they get there and suddenly the reality of the situation hits them (when they actually are confronted with huge brains) … it just isn’t a good idea.

  20. My boys all can recognizes thots.

  21. That video – those women are being honest in a way that feminsts hate. But they speak total truth. WE KNOW HOW WOMEN ACT. We know what they do. They lie. They tease. They get drunk and make bad decisions. They regret. They play games.

    Fuck feminists. They’re ruining society.

  22. Jam, I hope she figures it out.

  23. I’ve seen a lot of kids over the years at various age ranges and the majority of them are in my practice for less than a year. It’s become easy for me to recognize kids with potential. Even if they aren’t the sharpest tool in the shed they’re aware of their environment, follow the proceedings and even —gasp— look me in the eyes and ask me questions directly. They may not become engineers or CEO’s, maybe new car salesmen or a psychopath racking up body counts out west somewhere in the desert, but they have potential dammit!

  24. Liberal cousin posted some SJW piece of gobbledegook with the comment “Truth!”, and I’m over here thinking, yeah, that’s why you’re still single and turning into a crazy cat lady. Using “patriarchy” and “cishet” in a conversation ought to be like the bright colors of a poisonous tree frog, a warning.

  25. “interrupting men’s patterns of lowkey dominating women” said in all seriousness.

  26. Huh, another new term

    https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cishet

  27. If Hotspur were here, he’d say “I lowkey dominated your mom last night.”

  28. Feminism is cancer.

  29. Feminism is cancer

  30. So nice it was said twice.

  31. Milo Jianopolis?

  32. Happy birthday to Jewstin and Tushar’s anchor babies. And Michael.

  33. Have they named the restaurant in DC where they protested Ted Cruz? Because I won’t eat there, not if they can’t call the police and stop that shit.

  34. Time was, you could isolate the THOTs and the man-haters and that was that. Now the system is rigged to give them all the power. That’s not healthy for anyone. Can’t imagine it can last long, if only because the whole misbegotten thing collapses under its own weight.

  35. Oh! And happy B-Day to Tushar’s lads.

  36. We need to redevelop the trade schools in high school.

    Firstly, it turns kids toward their strength. These kids become tradesmen. Secondly, they start businesses of their own and become conservative because they are sick of taxes and bureaucratic garbage. Lastly, it keeps them away from the 4 year leftist nazis. Yes, I said nazi.

    And we really do need good “tradespeople.”

  37. Ha! Roamy, I always fell for the “Michael’s Birthday” deal.

  38. Mare, it’s too late. All of the shop classes, business classes, nursing classes, home economics classes, etc. are gone. The school districts are broke because of overpaid administrators and teachers, so there’s no money to reinstate them. Shop and business classrooms are really expensive to outfit, and who the fuck is going to teach them anyway?

    My carpenters make $35 an hour. Teachers make around $27 per hour with 6 years of useless college.

  39. Make that “useless EXPENSIVE college”.

  40. Mare, that’s what I’m doing with my kids. Hannah is a problem but because she got that academic scholarship. Hard to say no to free college. Hopefully we’ll see her through the difficult times of college indoctrination.

  41. Yea, a lot of people have been over-hyped about their child’s abilities. I usually let it be. THey’ll figure it out eventually.

    Some of us lived up to the hype.

  42. Hotspur, are appenticeships still a thing? Can one of your master carpenters just bring on a young guy and make him carry his toolbox for a couple of years to learn the trade?

  43. I’m of the opinion that a lot of professions as currently practiced really ought to revert to the apprentice-journeyman-master model. Programming especially. A guy with a BSCS is deep in debt but likely has no business writing mission-critical code for 5-10 years yet. Same guy straight out of high school could learn on the job for 5 years, be useful instead of useless at 23, and not have a dime of debt.

  44. *cough

  45. Usually a job in the service industry will cure people of high expectations of other people.

    Sometimes it’s a job in the professional area.

  46. Hotspur, are appenticeships still a thing? Can one of your master carpenters just bring on a young guy and make him carry his toolbox for a couple of years to learn the trade?

    Yeah, if you could find a young person who was worth a shit, show up on time, and follow orders without getting butthurt.

    I don’t have any hope for this generation, or future ones for that matter.

    And before you say that it should be up tp businesses to lobby the schools, believe me, we have been. For over 20 years, I have been on the board at the contractors association and builders association, we do a huge annual career expo, and we regularly visit schools to try to get kids to think about construction as a career.

  47. I don’t have any hope either, HS.

  48. I’ve got a 20-something BIL who isn’t afraid to work. Unfortunately I’ve also got a 20-something BIL who is afraid to talk to other human beings in person.

  49. The problem for the trades is a) the stupid cultural disdain for them and b) the very real concern about job security. Especially in light of (a), since politicians and upper-middle-class voters don’t particularly care about the fate of blue-collar workers and so have no problems with the idea of importing several million workers from South America to do those jobs.

  50. I’ve also got a 20-something BIL who is afraid to talk to other human beings in person.

    In his defense, people suck. And anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of public opinion decades from now.

  51. For over 20 years, I have been on the board at the contractors association and builders association, we do a huge annual career expo, and we regularly visit schools to try to get kids to think about construction as a career.

    Gen Z dudes on chans regularly talk about doing carpentry and construction work, how it’ll keep you /fit and can’t be outsourced to Dumbfuckistan or China. They look at the pantywaist millennials and cringe as much as we do. I’ve got some hope.

  52. Unfortunately I’ve also got a 20-something BIL who is afraid to talk to other human beings in person.

    See, that right there is a huge deal breaker for me. Even if that person could actually get through an interview, I have to put my people in clients’ homes and places of business where my they have to interact with the clients. If they have no social skills it doesn’t work.

  53. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being average UNLESS that’s all you aspire to.

  54. “LR6 SO4 AR3″Jimbro, I use those all the time. Cranial nerves are: O,O,O To Touch And Feel Virgin Girls’ Vagina, AH

    Hope that wasn’t too dirty for you dainty types. One of my medical students accused me of sexual harassment because of the harsh words, so I failed her :-)

  55. Gen Z dudes on chans regularly talk about doing carpentry and construction work, how it’ll keep you /fit and can’t be outsourced to Dumbfuckistan or China.

    I don’t buy either of that. The carpenters and construction workers I saw growing up (dad worked as a framer and had his own company for decades) all looked basically like middle-aged men. You can’t outsource it yet, but you can import cheap labor.

  56. There is certainly that. You’ve gotta compete with Pedro and Juan these days. I’d tell a young guy to go into plumbing. It takes skill, you have to be able to communicate with clients in English, and you can charge white collar types $100 for half an hour and they won’t blink if the toilet flushes again.

  57. You can import cheap labor, but if the fuckers don’t speak English their only utility is on a roof or drywalling. Nobody wants to be around drywallers.

  58. https://tinyurl.com/ybyfv7vb

  59. https://tinyurl.com/ybncz3cs

  60. What about dick size? Is average ok?

    Hotspur?

  61. Nobody wants to be around drywallers.

    Is it the stench of pot? Or the stench of shame and failed dreams?

  62. Hotspur?

    No.

  63. “Is it the stench of pot? Or the stench of shame and failed dreams?”

    yes

  64. I’m curious… what do you do when you have a drywall job within 100 yards of a school?

  65. I’ve come to terms with my averageness and I’m okay with being average or below average in lots of things and above average and way above average in others. I want my kids to focus on their strong points work hard at work and cultivate hobbies.

    I gave my oldest drawing pencils, and a couple of SIMPLE books on drawing and she enjoys it. She ordered a Halloween drawing (not coloring) book and she made this cool, intricate haunted house. She said the book was probably for 8 year olds but she was enjoying it and I said, “who the heck cares? You’re doing something hand-eye and not just sitting around watching tv!”

  66. This same daughter doesn’t even have cable so sitting around watching TV isn’t her thing anyway. She’s very fit and works out a lot, likes bike riding, volleyball, hiking and whatnot. She also likes doing pottery with her dad. SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTHS!!!!

  67. “You’re doing something hand-eye ………………”

    Like XBrad?

  68. See, here’s the thing, what did folks who weren’t “people persons” do back in the day? The world got remade to the benefit of the hypersocial, and it’s always been an advantage, but how did it work before?

  69. a friend of mine was a union plumber –
    80 bucks an hour according to him…

    can’t find good carpenters around here – bad ones cover the area like mold – the good ones are booked out for a year or charge so much you might wanna consider buying a new house.

    the market will correct this.
    i tell all the kids i talk to to seriously consider a trade.
    LOTS of financial potential – ya just have to work is all.

    if i were to reset the school thing i’d probably take a couple of accounting classes, go to trade school, and fund it all by running moonshine, shrooms, and hookers.

  70. but how did it work before?

    ——–

    They were the creepy aunt and uncles?

  71. Jam has an excellent business plan. I’m telling my kids.

  72. *throws pup a lozenge*
    http://tinyurl.com/yc2djxfe

  73. Is it possible that CBF doesn’t exist? As in, she’ll never testify, we’ll never hear from her again, and her lawyers will invent some story about not being ‘safe’ and having to flee the country?

  74. Maybe, MJ. But her picture (without glasses) shows a woman whose attraction level is consistent with crazy, middle aged, woman. These are often related. Jealousy, dissatisfaction, anger, daddy issues. Ugly inside, ugly outside.

    I just read a tweet from Lori Hendry that Ford’s admitted to sleeping with a lot of guys in high school and Kavanaugh was a virgin through college. Case of unrequited love? She sounds like white trash with more issues than average. She’s gross.

  75. She’s a psychology prof. What more is there to say?

  76. these brothers started out building decks…
    amazing life story –
    now they have a lot of fun:

  77. There’s so little information.

    And I have no idea why anyone would take this seriously. An allegation, totally unsubstantiated and denied by everyone involved is not credible.

    Fake rape is perhaps the lowest of the low. I was thinking about how its possible CBF is a victim but unless she’s mentally ill, she should face serious legal consequences.

  78. She’s a whore.

  79. It’s not low, when it’s a Republican. That is the message, and one that millions of Americans are wholeheartedly supporting. Usually without thinking, only feeling.

  80. They want to believe, MJ. Someone should do a photoshop of that (the old poster, X-files).

  81. My FIL is in town this weekend. Ug.

    He’ll want to talk about this. Last time he ruined everyone’s night by getting super high and deciding that abortion is a great topic to accompany a nice Cabernet.

    What a dick.

  82. MJ, we should somehow arrange an exchange of some sort. WHile I can’t confront my mom, and you need to be careful with your FIL, if we SWITCHED PLACES. It could be cathartic.

  83. Hit him with this:

    – The whore can’t remember where it happened.
    – The whore can’t remember when it happened.
    – Everyone the whore claimed was there has denied it, including a lifelong close friend.
    – There ain’t no there there.
    – Shut your piehole, dickface.

  84. I’m ok with that.

    Should we try to do this a la 80s movie, where some sort of magic happens and two people switch bodies?

    I think there was a Steve Martin movie with the same plot. Also Kirk Cameron/Dudley Moore.

  85. She’s a psychology prof. What more is there to say?

    ——-

    AMEN, Hotspur. Don’t know of one that isn’t nuts besides Jordan Peterson.

  86. But I confronted him last time. I told him his old ass would be sleeping outside in the snow if he spoke to me with such disrespect again.

    He knows almost nothing but thinks he’s a genius. It’s all bumper stickers. No man should decide abortion. It’s between a woman and her doctor. It’s a clump of cells. Etc, etc.

    I think I really lit his fuse when I told his claims were as shallow as a kiddie pool.

  87. Also, print a photo of him, draw a giant penis on his face, frame it, and put it on the mantel.

  88. Hmmm.

    We need a catchy title for this movie. Something with Trans in it. Trans is so hot right now.

  89. Last time he ruined everyone’s night by getting super high and deciding that abortion is a great topic to accompany a nice Cabernet.

    What a dick.

    —-

    Dick, indeed.

  90. In laws are cunts. I’ve had six, and they were all cunts.

  91. Also, print a photo of him, draw a giant penis on his face, frame it, and put it on the mantel.

    ——————————————
    LOL. This is why I can’t stay away from you people.

  92. But I confronted him last time. I told him his old ass would be sleeping outside in the snow if he spoke to me with such disrespect again.

    ———-

    YES! And thank you, MJ. Why people allow assholes to walk all over them in their own home is a mystery to me.

    I understand the basic concepts of hospitality, but your FIL CERTAINLY broke them and you’re under no obligation to be a vacuum for his stupidity.

  93. Also, print a photo of him, draw a giant penis on his face, frame it, and put it on the mantel.

    ——

    hahaaaaahhhhhh

    Setting the tone for the visit.

  94. Did you see those C**ts who heckled Ted Cruz and his wife out of a DC restaurant?

    Holy hell, do they not get this is actual 1950-60’s bigotry style stuff?

  95. I would have given xbradtc’s left nut to see those pussy shits get their asses beat by patriot bystanders once they left the restaurant.

  96. My MiL voted for Trump and drives a big rig. She’s a gem.

  97. My FiL (whom I’ve never met and with the grace of God will never meet), is a priest of Odin who’s had multiple drug convictions and other petty crimes.

    Pretty sure he also voted for Trump, if he voted at all. He’s not a gem.

  98. Hotspur is the idea man of the group.

  99. Transplant: The Story of Two Gardeners Switching Bodies

  100. Transpotting: A Heroin Addict and an Altar Boy Switch Bodies

  101. Transpacific – the Preferred Distance Between Me and My Dickface FIL.

  102. I want to take a moment and thank MJ for using the correct “altar” in that context. Purportedly learned peoples on the innernetwebtubes appear entirely ignorant of that homophone.

  103. What if Michael Avenatti was your FIL?

  104. I’d secretly film that asshole and sell it to the highest bidder.

  105. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 25, 2018 11:58 am
    My MiL voted for Trump and drives a big rig. She’s a gem.

    Comment by leoncaruthers on September 25, 2018 12:05 pm
    My FiL (whom I’ve never met and with the grace of God will never meet), is a priest of Odin who’s had multiple drug convictions and other petty crimes.

    Pretty sure he also voted for Trump, if he voted at all. He’s not a gem.

    There’s a story there…

    Also, possibly, a country song.

  106. Recruiting life:
    “My child is gifted.”
    “Ma’am, your child rolled a 28 on the ASVAB.”

  107. Rolling a 28 on the ASVAB is better than rolling a blunt on it, right?

  108. Rolling a 28 means you’ve probably been rolling a few too many blunts.

  109. rip≥[v.zs ujpo09pgc ; 9 ; ;’/jou9oup9iuopuopcx./

  110. Did MJ just butt-poat?

    Wait…

    MJr, how many bullwhips are in your ass, RIGHT NOW?

  111. Roamy asked if the restaurant that Cruz was chased out of had been named. It’s Fiola, in DC.

    https://www.eater.com/2018/9/25/17900370/protesters-ted-cruz-brett-kavanaugh-heckled-dc-restaurant-fiola

    Protesters stormed chef Fabio Trabocchi’s D.C. restaurant Fiola on Monday to heckle Senator Ted Cruz, a longtime friend of Supreme Court Justice nominee Brett Kavanaugh.

  112. Last night, a group of protesters unexpectedly entered Fiola with the purpose of confronting Senator Cruz. Recognizing that there was a potential for escalation and concerned for the safety of all our customers, our management did what they could do to diffuse a difficult situation and, as is our policy, if there is ever an event of this nature, the police were immediately called. We are trained at hospitality not public safety, and our highest priority is always the well-being of our customers. Separated from the protesters, the Senator exited the restaurant and the protesters left soon thereafter.

    Statement from the restaurant. The police were called immediately. Protesters weren’t in the restaurant, they left shortly after Cruz.

  113. https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

  114. Cruz should have stood his ground, and waited for the cops. After a few arrests and prosecutions maybe these cunts will learn something.

  115. Cruz learned from the Red Hen incident with Sanders. Quiet protest. And he didn’t even have to post a thing.

  116. In this case the restaurateur might be innocent of collusion unlike the twat in VA. The protesters found Cruz on their own. Cops were called. If we find out different then, yeah, let it burn.

    (Yeah, I had to look up how to spell restaurateur)

  117. Did the rest of shutting down of camp earlier today with Paula. Just need to get the boards up on the porch before the snow flies.

  118. He should have dropped his pants and slapped them with his dick.

  119. Someone inside the restaurant probably tipped off the protesters.

  120. Hope there’s video footage so the government employees among the protestors can be identified and O’Keefed.

  121. There was video. I’m sure they are combing through it.

  122. Video was posted by the Smash Racism DC Antifa group.

  123. Heh, the story about Avanatti getting catfished on AOS is great. Anonymous, unverified gold.

  124. It’s 4chan’s world, we just live in it.

  125. 4chan hoax FTW.

  126. I’m in u of m dental school- so literally everyone here is liberal, and I’m dying!!!!!

  127. But is the hoax legit, or is it…a hoax hoax?

  128. http://tinyurl.com/ydhtj2p2

  129. MJr first comment ^^^^

    He hijacked the mac

  130. WE KNOW HOW WOMEN ACT. We know what they do. They lie. They tease. They get drunk and make bad decisions. They regret. They play games.

    This.

    Mr. B. said he saw a poll that said more women tended to believe the THOT. I said the poll was bullshit because women KNOW women. Regular, sane, women know some women are evil, vindictive, ho’s.

  131. Look, CeffingNN had 5 women on expecting them to say Kavanaugh was a sexual assaulter. It didn’t happen all five said nope, ridiculous accusation. They knew. So the poll Mr. B saw was bullshit.

  132. Mr. B. said he saw a poll that said more women tended to believe the THOT. I said the poll was bullshit because women KNOW women.

    “Son, don’t try to understand women. Women understand women, and they hate each other.” -Al Bundy

  133. The CNN interview was with 5 republican women. If they didn’t get the right answer, that’s CNN’s fault. I think they got exactly what they wanted.

  134. who whips out their dick in public and waves it in someones face? is that a common thing?

    i’ve been horrendously intoxicated in the past – and i can say with about five nines surety it’s never crossed my mind

  135. Who whipped out their weiner, Jam?

  136. It was at a party. Not sure how public Ramirez was intending her story to be.

  137. https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

    Notice who is walking behind Hillary…that is Ford’s lawyer.

  138. Jam, if you believe that happened I will never speak to you again. Or click on your links. Or anything.

  139. ^^^^^hollow threat

  140. If the Kavanaugh thing fails, DJT should nominate mare to the SC.

    Or someone to her right.

    Her first majority opinion will be something like this:

    Carry that rape baby to term you short skirt wearing whore!

  141. Correct, MJ.

    I think it was Glenn Beck on the Prager show who said, “If they don’t confirm Kavanaugh, I hope President Trump gets an eye twitch and unloads a nominee who is such a serious conservative justice they make Kavanaugh look squishy” (paraphrasing)

  142. Ann Coulter.

    That would be fun.

  143. Comment by scott on September 25, 2018 5:18 pm
    Ann Coulter.

    That would be fun.

    $20 says she would light up a cigarette during some Senator’s opening remarks, and flip open a magazine.

  144. Raining cats and dogs today. They closed I-95 due to flooding.

  145. Local talk radio covered education costs this morning.

    Yale is over $70,000 per year.

  146. Graduating special snowflakes that need to be protected from offensive halloween costumes.

  147. What are you guys using for a browser? Anybody heard of Brave?

  148. I think Kavanaugh would be on the high court by now if it weren’t for Collins, Murkowsi, and Flake. Fuckers three. Flake hates Trump and is willing to sacrifice a good man over it, Murkowski is a democrat – why does anyone rely on her or bring her name up in these matters, and Collins says she wants to hear from the second accuser. o_O
    Even though Farrow and the other yellow jour-no-list said they could find ZERO eyewitnesses.

  149. What are the odds that Ford’s lawyer shortly before the “story” breaks is meeting with Hillary Clinton? What are the odds that a nobody professor has an attorney tied to Hillary Clinton? What are the fricken odds?

  150. Jam, the stories I heard, while in college, of the goings on at frat parties would make your ears burn. Hazing consisted of making the pledges pick up grapes with their butt cheeks, waddle to bucket at the other end of the room, and release. Drunk.

    In my sorority – LOL, yeah me *snort* – pledges were strictly held to some modest standard while some of the members whored so loudly, they woke the people in the next room. The hypocrisy was one reason why I stopped going to meetings. I could see one or two of these gals pulling a Kavanaugh on one of their male conquests.

  151. mare, Ford’s lead atty donated to Clinton and is associated with the Soros group whose sole purpose is dedicated to derailing Trump’s high court nominees. Back in the 90s she repeatedly said Paula Jones accusation/lawsuit was weak. She defended Al Franken in ’17. “He didn’t do it while senator…he was an entertainer”.

  152. There is a rumor on twitter that on some of Ford’s social media (before she scrubbed it, and why would she scrub it?) she was pretty vocal that someone should cry rape about Gorsuch to derail his nomination.

    Do I believe this, absolutely.

  153. Some of the frats got into a lot of hot water with the university. But the black frat, nothing was done to them when their pledges were dressed in fatigues and had to carry a chain of bricks around campus for however long it took to become members….and for their final ‘test’, they were branded and required to pick at the scab until a keloid formed in the shape of the frat letters. I saw it.

    It wasn’t until about ten years after I graduated, after one of their pledges died during a hazing, and a lawsuit by his parents, that the university put their foot down.

  154. mare, too bad noone took a screen shot.

  155. ” I will never speak to you again. Or click on your links. Or anything.”

    hahahaaa! i love you too marezeedotes.

    my thought process really was based around: what kind of ppl does / did that psycho chick hang out with that they twirl their peckers in ppls faces as a matter de rigueur.
    she evidently thinks this is so common as to be believable when trying to derail a scotus nominee.

    i don’t for a second believe Kavanaugh is a penis poseur btw. that’s a technique deployed by the likes of antknee weiner and his ilk.

    you would actually have to be mentally deficient to believe this whole thing is anything but a political hit-job

  156. Oh, I’m sure something exists, beasannaananasn

  157. Nominate Hillary so that maybe she’d legit get investigated for once in her evil life.

  158. jam, Clenis twirled his pecker in Paula Jones face. But then he’s of the Antnee wiener type…

    “Plaintiff states that she sat down at the end of the sofa nearest the door, but that the governor approached the sofa where she had taken a seat and, as he sat down, “lowered his trousers and underwear, exposed his penis (which was erect) and told (her) to ‘kiss it.”‘ … She states that she was “horrified” by this and that she “jumped up from the couch” and told the governor that she had to go, saying something to the effect that she had to get back to the registration desk. … Plaintiff states that the governor, “while fondling his penis,” said, “Well, I don’t want to make you do anything you don’t want to do,” and then pulled up his pants and said, “If you get in trouble for leaving work, have Dave call me immediately and I’ll take care of it.” … She states that as she left the room (the door of which was not locked), the governor “detained” her momentarily, “looked sternly” at her, and said, “You are smart. Let’s keep this between ourselves.”

    http://www.cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/1998/04/03/jones.opinion/

  159. She should have kicked him in the junk. What would he do, strangle her there in the doorway?

  160. Pepe, Laura has been using Brave for a while.

  161. Hope that wasn’t too dirty for you dainty types.

    I don’t think B is a real doctor.

    That airplane race video monkey linked at 11:11? I’ve been on that mountain. Not the top, but on.

  162. beasnzesz – i went to a nerd school. 9 to 1 male to female. frat hazing was mostly alcohol based. they lost about one kid a year to frat related stupidity. drunk and naked in the north country in the winter is a recipe for death.
    i know of one frat that drove some pledges out of the village a few miles and made them strip and walk back… below zero. the frat was closed, not sure if anyone was arrested.
    one kid fell off a bridge (drunk) into the raquette river. they found him in the spring i think.

    women were a rare and much sought after (near mythical) creature; they were treated well. never heard rumors of winky whirling.

  163. Only chick’s face I ever twirled my junk in front of was your mom.

  164. Trump should nominate himself.

    It’s Trumps all the way down.

  165. My mom said ‘twirl’ was a huge overstatement.

  166. I have witnesses.

  167. Thank you so much, Romacita. Prayers. Our community mailbox was broken into again, so Dan has to pick up mail at the post office, again.

  168. “I don’t think B is a real doctor. ”

    whaaaaaaaa? doesn’t bullwhip extraction count as a revered specialty anymore?

  169. Somebody has to do it.

  170. Been using Brave for a couple weeks. Handles memory better than Firefox, lots of built in ad blockers. I like it.

  171. I spend 4 hours driving erin to appointments today. Now I just dropped 2 hours with Ethan practicing driving. Please everyone pray that he passes his driving test tomorrow.

    It will bring part of this nightmare to an end.

  172. I still have 15 carbs I need to consume. I think I’ll waste them on a glass of wine.

  173. Bottle.

  174. I needed the bottle working in parking with him. I’m ok now.

  175. Mmm, this Great Western Blond Ale is getting better with age. The Imperial stout is sitting at 9% ABV. That won’t take much!

  176. I use Brave at home. Some sites with too much clever code built in don’t work, but that’s the fault of the website builders for doing too much bullshit instead of a nice, simple page that doesn’t hog resources.

  177. One thing about the early 80s that promoted condoms and virginity was HIV/AIDS. It was extremely scary. Getting tested was scary. I used to break out in hives before tests. From 80 to 85, I lost so many friends. All about handies and condoms. But hey, let’s use 2018 values for a bunch of kids in early 80s MD/DC.

  178. You’re welcome, Osita. It’s helping me.

  179. Never had anyone’s junk twirled in my face, but I did get mooned during a Truth or Dare game, and that was with everyone cold sober (but extremely silly).

  180. Osita, yes about AIDS, herpes, too, but in the Bible Belt, there were the girls who slept around and the nice girls you married. It’s a joke now, but birth control was a dime – you kept it between your knees, and if it fell to the floor, you used it to call for a ride home. My sister was bullied by the mean girls in high school, and it didn’t help that she got married her junior year. Nine month baby watch.

  181. Thank you for gifting me with your mom’s books. Hail Mary’s for your mom. Praying her home.

  182. We had cops/university police that would escort you home after night classes. I would just give them blowjobs to get rid of them after the escort. Not any different than male friends that offered protection on campus.

  183. Those were some of her favorites. I had to throw away a bunch because they were ruined in storage. She kept a pile of books with the covers ripped off, and I don’t see any point to keeping those. It’s still hard going through all the boxes of her stuff.

    Thank you for the prayers.

  184. Give a guy a bj, and he’ll follow you anywhere.

    VT cops were too busy writing parking tickets to be escorts.

  185. Is it wrong that I enjoy praying Catholic prayers for Roamy’s mom and her classic romances that Roamy gifts me with? Hail Mary 10x plus a day

  186. We had guys that had been vetted by campus police to be escorts, and they were a bunch of man hos. Campus police were assholes. I lived on campus. They were the biggest horn dogs ever. Worse than frat guys. My friends had a rule. Arrive together, leave together. We did. I have regrets. Millionaire future baseball player and richest rancher in NM. My friends made me go home. No follow up from either guy. Until it was too late, and I was engaged to Dan. Still think I made the right choice.

  187. I still can’t believe I whored myself out for Lucky Charms and multiple $20s. My grandfather bribed my silence, and I still betrayed him.

  188. Place your guesses: how much has Oso had to drink tonight?

  189. OSO GO TO BED

    love you.

  190. I just got home from work 20 minutes ago and I have to get up at 6 am for some other stupid thing. Bleargh.

  191. I’m sober tonight. 3 days straight. Love you too, Lauraw.

  192. Please be careful. If you’re a daily drinker, 3 days/ 72 hours is about when withdrawal starts.

  193. Goodnight shmoopies.

  194. Diaghilev eschewed realist painters.


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