Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Many thanks to Carin for today’s HHD fodder. No guys late for algebra in this batch.
Flowers for me?
Loose?
Or in a man bun?
Couple of the models were covered in tattoos, but not this one.
Coffee. (or should that be covfefe?)
Last but not least.
Thank you for your attention, thanks to Pirate’s Cove for the linky love, and y’all have a good day.
August 29, 2018
Categories: As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Man, Marez-ee-dotes, Oso made me do it!!!!, Rumpus Room Rumba, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Where's Cyn?, whiskey, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant
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The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
April 6, 2020 2:52 pm
From day one, my bullshit meter has been at 11.
Additionally, I don’t believe in crashing the greatest economy in the world because some people may die.
Like all things in a free country, there is a risk.
It’s been said many times but I’m not giving up my guns so you can feel safe. I’m not driving slow so you can feel safe, I’m not going to wear a helmet riding a bike because you think it’s safer. I’m going to play/watch sports that you won’t because you think they’re not safe. I’m going to eat meat that you may not think is good for my health or the effing planet. I don’t give a shit if you think it’s better to be locked up in our houses getting arrested and getting tickets for going outside. You’re wrong. This is America. Freedom over safety. Also, FUCK OFF.
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The coffee guy posted comparison pics of himself now (age 52) vs. at age 27. Order of magnitude more hunky now than then.
Beasn, my condolences on your FIL.
NSFW if you have the sound turned up.
http://americangg.net/offensive-coffee-commercial/
Nice! wakey wakey.
On Monday – everyone need to think an extra special prayer for my friend Rob. That’s the day we’re doing the WOD for him, and the other gyms too. Everyone thinking and praying positive thoughts all on the same day …
They say he’s pretty much healed up from all the other injuries.
They upped my food again. Seriously, they’re trying to kill me.
I like how he zooms in on the boobs each time. Funny.
That mug is kick ass.
there’s a cassette tape in the sugar ray vid.
the boob zoom
That chick in the second pic is kinda cute. Impressive beard.
https://www.dailywire.com/news/35119/brown-university-researcher-released-study-about-ben-shapiro
There needs to be a better way of labeling these links. I read Car in’s link as “Brown University researcher released study about Ben Shapiro.”
Already praying for Rob and family but will be ready for Monday – whether you hear from me or not.
There are a few others close to me doing the same.
Yea, I had to double check that I was linking the correct story.
Thank you Chi.
See … now I’m reading this article (and someone can set me straight):
https://www.clarionledger.com/story/news/2018/08/27/emmett-tills-killers-tried-erase-crime-scene-history/906654002/
This: “We need to know our history,” said Dickerson, whose family was the first to integrate the all-white Drew High School. “Then we can come out from under that history and be free.””
Why is the murder of Till any more poignant than – say the murder of that (white) couple who were kidnapped, raped and brutalized for days by that group of black thugs a few years back?
“Can you imagine what it was like for him, tortured by those brutal men, crying out for his mama, with no one to help him?” she asked.
She spoke of the ghosts that seem to haunt this space, filled with mud daubers and twisted pieces of wood.
Yea … how do you think that couple felt? How do you think people feel all the time who are attacked and killed?
I just don’t know/understand why some have meaning and should be “taught” and others are just numbers.
palemoon was pissing me off, so I downloaded Firefox. Lots faster.
You guys are pissing me off. I’m going to download a new h2.
(I’m just seriously dragging my feet because my to-do list begins with a job I’d rather not do)
ugh.
I guess it shouldn’t be on the top of the list. Rookie mistake.
I have plans to actually leave the house today. Will be the first time since Thursday.
Yes , those plans include hanging out at Fred’s house – my buddy with the hole in his back yard that tried to kill me.
But at least he feels guilty enough to buy me a decent lunch.
I haven’t so much as limped to the mailbox 120′ away since then, but if he’s buying prime rib, I can hobble off the front porch. I’ll see if they have a lobster appetizer.
The white kids don’t get caught up because they can’t be used to leverage white guilt and bludgeon us into submission.
I hate even thinking in those terms, but evidence and stated intent can be a stone bitch at times.
OK, the stated intent may have been overselling it. I’m in a worse than usual mood this morning.
I think it just demonstrates how problematic it can be to create a narrative of meaning from a single event. We still see them doing it to this day (with Trayvon, Brown etc which has lead to the NFL /knee bs). They left would have us believe that certain things have MEANING while other stuff are just random events.
You can’t have it both ways. You can’t say THIS ISOLATED EVENT has a larger meaning, while this other thing is just a random occurrence. I mean, they DO exactly that, so I guess the “can” have it both ways.
The tradition in Michigan for Labor Day is that the governor walks with a bunch of dumber than dirt people across the Mackinac Bridge from the Upper Peninsula to the Lower Peninsula. It’s about five miles. They used to allow the northbound traffic to go on as usual. Last year they prohibited any traffic.
This year the Coast Guard is prohibiting recreational boat traffic within one quarter mile of the bridge.
The fucking terrorists have won.
Vacationing on labor day is a commie plot anyway. Fuck those inconvenienced.
The “terrorists” are in the f’ing government.
They should just abandon the whole thing.
It’s stupid.
“OK, the stated intent may have been overselling it”
no you’re not –
http://tinyurl.com/lj729mm
I don’t really care. I’m no where near the bridge in the morning hours of labor day- and if I was, I’d just make sure I didn’t need to get across the bridge at that time. It always seemed like a fun event, and certainly one I would have participated in if I lived nearby.
I’m sure the Detroit marathon is a bigger inconvenience for people – since we close the bridge and tunnel for a longer period of time, but tough tooties. plan better.
lol.
Who can I piss off next? Where’s mare?
Yeah, I’m just trying to train myself to not say things on the Internet I can’t immediately back up.
being a hostage means never having to say your sorry for being a hostage.
Mare doesn’t come here anymore because of you.
you’re
I’m pretty sure in the private chat about why she avoid this place, you’re* name came up several times.
*correct me AGAIN and see what happens.
(nothing. nothing is going to happen. I just like to pretend to be a badass)
We should have a flame thread. I don’t think we’ve had one of those in years.
Because I have PROBLEMS with YOU PEOPLE.
Yeah, but being a hostage doesn’t mean taking yourself hostage to being a hostage. Wait…that makes even less sense than my usual spewing…oh well.
Speaking of flame threads, why is Jay being such an asshole lately?
And do not even get me started on MJ.
MJ’s hormone treatments are probably causing him to act out. J’ames is just pissy because his beer probably only won a participation award in it’s last competition.
But, well done! Thanks for showing up.
jay’s always been an asshole, it’s the mid-west way of life
Taking tips from you, mr Sails Away to Beaver Island and forgets everyone else.
Ok, I’m off to do that horrible task.
Which is step up from this shit-hole dump.
and you michigander’s….
well at least you can use the lead in the water as an excuse
being called an asshole by someone from NY is a high honor indeed.They set the bar, after all.
speaking of assholes – i watched part of the ny demoncraps AG debate last night –
ho
lee
fuk
they were all trying to out douche each other…. it was hilarious
it was all about new york city
if i were the emperor ape of new york state i’d saw nyc off and let it set sail into the sunrise
the rest of the state doesn’t exist for those scumbags
I would post a proper flame, but I had to ask someone if I have standing to call y’all “damn yankees”, since I wasn’t actually born in the South. Most annoying.
Car in, is that chick who ran into your crossfit buddy going to see any jail time? She should.
Regarding the talk about hillary and China, where is the most recent report you all were talking about?
Mothership 1:11 PM yesterday.
I don’t know what charges the driver might be facing. Since it didn’t happen close to Lapeer, its not really local “news”.
Flame me. Try to piss me off. Who is safe and who isn’t?
I have been kicked off better shithole blogs than this – I can get just as nasty as the next redneck…
No one is safe, Chi.
NO. ONE.
Except Lauraw. She’ll send her flying monkeys after you.
/thin-skinned little bitch
Bunch’a effin’ crossfit heretics…
chicken sounds really good today
Neil Young just married Darryl Hannah?
I had no idea that he was desperate for attention.
That bitch is nuttier than squirrel poop.
The entire US clandestine network in China was assassinated between 2010-2012
I bet they’re a fun couple.
Imagine a dinner party with them and Randy Quaid & wife.
Good times!
Who would the guests be?
Rob Reiner?
Michael Moore, for sure. An Hotspur. Because he’s used to be surrounded by loony liberals. He can tell them all about that time he saw that lesbian act at The Ark.
… at The Ark?
More like ON the Ark!
***looks in***
***sees flame war in progress, backs away slowly***
[lassos Teresa back in]
I thought people from Texas had bigger balls?
Aww, just heard the news.
They aren’t going to make yardsticks any longer.
No lesbians on the Ark. Just guessing.
They’re not going to make them any shorter either, is what I heard.
not according to the new Methodist bible.
In other news: https://www.liveaction.org/news/united-methodist-church-removing-pro-life/
leon, what if one of the lesbians was trans?
leon, what if one of the lesbians was trans?
The Deluge wiped the world clean of such degeneracy. Next time will be fire.
not according to the new Methodist bible.
It’s funny how some heretics think the Kingdom of God is a democracy and we can just vote the Commandments away.
Christ isn’t an elected position.
Well, “elect” in the Latinate meaning of “chosen”, but yeah, you don’t get a vote. He’s God and you’re not.
not sure how the various pro abortion denominations square the whole “Thou shalt not murder” thing
“It’s not a person, so it’s not murder”.
Which isn’t that far from
“They aren’t people, they are just beasts of burden that talk”.
OOH. FFDP put a version of Blue on Black on their new album. I like.
Beasn – do they perform that in concert?
“what if one of the lesbians was trans?”
Love they neighbor?
love thy neighbor’s wife’s ass…?
Watched a documentary once. About the process of fertilization / conception….had the sperm happily swimming to the egg and managing to wiggle in…..and at the exact moment the sperm breaks through and makes a connection the narrator said (and they visually depicted in a very sciencey way ) that there was a measurable electric wave or spark that flashed and then dissipated throughout the egg. This wasnt a “sum dudes” internet video, this was on PBS. Point being, for me (if thats true) that answers my question of “when does life begin”. The veritable “spark of life.”
Comment by Jay in Ames on August 29, 2018 1:46 pm
not according to the new Methodist bible.
In other news: https://www.liveaction.org/news/united-methodist-church-removing-pro-life/
Left the “Methodist Church” that I had loved since childhood because of crap like this.
It became more and more obvious that the radicals who have taken over the hierarchy wanted nothing to do with God’s teachings, and wanted to replace those with the latest SJW cause du jour.
It’s as if they think that they are real Gods themselves.
The spark is critical, it’s what triggers the cell membrane of the egg going from “open” to “shut” and lets the single sperm claim the egg and become a unique human being.
Yep, TT. Spark of life.
You are all hatey hateful science deniers.
It’s ok to hate/deny science when it doesn’t push your agenda (see my link from this morning)
Wasn’t it the Methodist Church that was first to embrace the idea of lesbian women priests, gays, gay marriage and eventually the whole LGBLT thing?
One more reason I have a problem “joining” a church. Organized religion seems counterintuitive to me.
I was watching a Jefferson Moore movie/TV show on TBN last week and heard something interesting. The word “church” comes from ancient Greek and translates most directly to something along the order of “a group pertaining to the lord” (or something close?).
Therefore, one doesn’t go TO church, but to be WITH church. Simply put, a gathering not a building.
True or not, food for thought.
I thought “Church” in English came from the Germanic word “Kirche”, and the Greek for that was “Ecclesia”, which means something like “to come together” with a connotation of “for worship”. Ecclesia is where we get words like “cleric” and “Ecclesiastic” and so on. The German word is actually closer to “Kitchen” in the sense of “where we cook/eat together”, which makes a Eucharistic kind of sense to a Catholic.
In earlier Greek, KURIOS or KURIAKIOS. Translates to “church,” probably where Kirk and circus came from in old England.
Ecclesia is an entirely different word.
Kuriakos appears twice in the New Testament (once in Revelations, once in Corinthians – both times referring to “the Lord”). Ecclesia on the other hand, appears well over 100 times.
Not circus, but “chirche” – I smite thee, autocucumber
Maybe I’m mixing up Greek and Latin, wouldn’t be the first time.
Yeah, “Ecclesia” is Latin, not Greek, Spanish renders it as “Iglesia”.
somebody check their green cards
Ugh. I thought it was Tuesday.
I lost an entire day.
There is absolutely no cover up in the New Mexico Terrorist camp story. And if you think there is you are a conspiracy nut, loser, psycho, anti brown people, racist, scumbag moron freak.
F U Twitter. It magically sins me up to follow f’ing Omarosa and will not let me unfollow. It will not let me like certain accounts and its run by f’ing assholes.
I am happier without twitter in my life.
Another church I’m glad I never took part in – Twitter.
Nor Facebook, or Instagram, or any of that over shapchatty crap.
I may be a Luddite, but I don’t have to hear my Lib family except for one day each in November and December.
Mom is cool, so I see her a few times per week. I think it’s because she is 100% apolitical – hasn’t voted once in her life.
https://is.gd/EPRxA8
Hey all, just wanted to check in real quick. Been busy with making arrangements for the funeral tomorrow. Not looking forward to that. But I want to thank everyone for their kindness. A lot of people have reached out and offered to help, and I feel bad for not knowing what to say other than pray for us. And on that note, I’d like to thank roamy especially for arranging for a mass to be said for Dad. That was so very kind and it really touched my heart.
One other thing. Today marks seven years of no Indians. You have all been so helpful to me in my efforts to stay sober and live a better life that I can’t even begin to express my gratitude. My immediate family got smaller a couple of weeks ago, but I’ve been shown over and over that I have a far bigger family, and you inbred cousins are one of my favorite branches of that family.
https://is.gd/NqifYY
That $20 has boob sweat on it.
Every 20 has boob sweat in it.
And cocaine.
So proud of you, Sean!
And I hope it’s not too early, however, you’ve read about many of our experiences with our parents who have developed dementia or worse and how seeing our parents slowly forget us, their lives and everything else can be a torture for the family and that’s not even considering the hardship of the cost of memory care places etc..or a horrible decline from a cancer. I guess what I’m trying to say is that as horribly difficult as it is to lose a parent suddenly the trade off of a long drawn out illness is horrible to.
Your father had just enjoyed Hawaii with his wife of many years and that’s not a bad end of life to have.
Please forgive me if my inelegant writing has hurt you in any way.
((((Hugs again)))))
I’m proud of you, Sean, for the seven years of Diet Dr Pepper. Keep it up!
(((squishy hugs)))
you inbred cousins
Present!
Ditto Mare and RFH.
Glad you’re hanging in and checking in, Sean. Continued prayers for you and yours.
Kudos, Sean. Best wishes for your dad’s send off. I agree with Mare. Going fast is a blessing. Shock for the family, but beats the alternative of lingering and suffering.
Condolences, my friend.
Mare, you have a bit of spinach or chives between your teeth. And maybe some poppy seeds.
Poppy.
https://tinyurl.com/Pocky-Poppy
https://is.gd/aYZcMH
Congrats, Sean. So glad/happy/proud.
I don’t think poppy is a proper noun, but in case it is, “Mare, I think you have Poppy seeds between your teeth.”
Thanks for letting us know, Sean. The reason flame threads never get rolling around here anymore is that we all love each other and look out for one another, except for that rat-bastard wiserbud. Give me a call if you need to, https://is.gd/Jn4vgX .
Wiserbud is a dick.
Going to the boat (Hotspur) tomorrow- alone. HotBride has to work this weekend.
I have a bunch of projects I want to accomplish, then it’s probably haul out in late September.
Other than Beaver Reliever Island, we didn’t do much this summer, but we had to deal with 14 years if inactivity, mice, racoons, and general upkeep.
I think we’re close to back to shipshape.
Watching Uncle Buck.
I can’t believe he died 24 years ago.
Sarah Palin wasn’t invited to Songbird’s funeral. His choice for running mate in 2008.
Vindictive and petty even in death.
Fuck him hard and make him hurt.
Roamy is the best! Congrats Sean on another year. Mare, NM is effed up. Check out Lew Wallace and NM quote. Condolences, Beasn. Today, would’ve been my in laws 59th Anniversary. Dan was all “They are together on their anniversary, again”
HS, I’m done with comity and not being the Wellstone funeral. Fuck that POS.
I’m just ready for McCain’s beatification to be over with. Maybe after Sunday I can watch the news again.
Roamy, it’s so bad, Low Info Dan is binge watching Better Call Saul and Shooter to avoid Juan and Taos Compound
I thought it would at least diminish when Aretha left us.
She was certainly more loved and revered.
Shred, I’m still trying to figure out why JHud is on UK voice. She and Tom Jones rocked the Aretha
It’s not unusual…
Ignore the J’ames style comment from a previously reasonable comment guy
Prayers and thoughts for you tomorrow Sean.
Just tried the soapy water method on the muthafocking yellowjackets. I’ll let you know tomorrow if it worked.
Nighty.
I’d better not be the first one here tomorrow.
{{{hugs}}}, Sean.
I remember how supportive your Dad was 7 years ago. I am glad that he got to see your recovery. That had to be a wonderful gift for him, as well as for you. 💗
I still think that Aretha’s best work was when she paired with Duane Allman. The Weight, Son Of A Preacherman, It Aint Fair, all that early stuff.
C’mon oso – that was funny. And almost mandatory I these parts.
You laid it out there. I couldn’t NOT swing at it.
It’s not unusual…
What’s new, pussycat?
**goes off to listen to the Salt and Pepper Diner skit again**
Ca rin,
if that don’t work, 6 ounces of Sevin in a gallon of water.
Barring that, a gallon of gas. Don’t light it…
Thanks to Roamy, I’ve watched both Netflix specials. I even watched him riding in cars with Seinfeld drinking coffee
Not every low hanging curve needs to be hit. Courtesy.
I’m in AZ right now. Talk about McLame overload, yikes. Vegas tomorrow.
Reverse Oso trip for Pepe. Need restaurants?
Where in Vegas?
Show is at Planet Hollywood.
Thanks again, everyone. I’ll be getting back to doing the derp soon.
Once upon a midnight dreary,
While I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and forgotten volume of lore,
While I nodded nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber derp.
‘Tis some visitor I muttered, only this and nothing more.
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