Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. They might be ghey, but they’re not sporting front holes. Let’s get started.
I don’t remember why I saved this one, except older, fit guy. Might be someone famous.
Someone tagged me on FB with a link to hunks, but it was in the middle of flight hardware delivery/delay/college visit/cousin visit/Dad fiasco/FDIL visit/SIL passing and now I can’t find it. Email it to me, please.
And more tractors.
Fake redhead for Carin.
Last but not least.
Thank you for your attention, thanks to Pirate’s Cove for the linky love, and y’all have a good day.
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the early bird avoids the front hole
booked an evening fishing gig for the crew.
Something’s going on in tractor boy’s pantular district.
Probably just the keys to the tractor?
i convinced the gang to go visit Wilbur and Orville’s place.
i’m looking forward to it
tractor boy seems a bit fey
FFA – fey farmers ass ociation
trying to get the lazy bums up to hit the surf…
no takers.
windy as an old lady’s frock here
Yeah, it’s windy around there. That’s kind of a central theme at Kitty Hawk, too. I hope you enjoy it. We found it fascinating.
Wilbur and Orville invented some awesome popcorn
Try waking them by dumping an ice cold chum bucket in their beds.
shush yer front hole
Pupster joins the Jamettes at Kitty Hawk
https://tinyurl.com/y8vqqwtj
and it begins. aclu attacks gov Reynolds for politicizing the tibbets murder
I love how people are filling in for Sean on the daily derp.
So, I got home around midnight last night. There’s a few pieces of mail left for me. I get around to opening a letter from my MIL just now.
*tears open the seal*
*pulls out two small folded pieces of paper*
?
*unfold*
Two cash register printout coupons for the local food store we like. No note, nothing but two coupons.
She cracks me up, I love her.
Predictable reaction Jay. Ignore the obvious infraction and attack anyone pointing it out.
After learning about neo-Marxist and post modern ideology I’m fairly sure it’s ok to kill white girls.
Especially if the president was mean to your abuela.
I used to just toss the BJ’s coupon books when they came in the mail. One time I was bored and opened it up to flip through. I had a lightbulb moment when I realized there were some pretty good discounts on stuff we actually buy. I’ve started ripping them out and actually using them.
wakey wakey
Publix has digital coupons. I saved $16 once.
And yes, it was on stuff I actually wanted and used. My ex-SIL was very bad about buying things that were on sale just because they were on sale.
I’m pretty sure being upset about a murdered white girl is racist. I’m ashamed of all of you.
I would think not being upset about murdered black people is racist, but Chicago doesn’t fucking care.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-news-chicago-boys-shot-20180821-story.html
We can’t be upset about murdered black teenage boys because they were murdered by other black people.
/sweep under rug
I used to just toss the BJ’s coupon books when they came in the mail. One time I was bored and opened it up to flip through. I had a lightbulb moment when I realized there were some pretty good discounts on stuff we actually buy. I’ve started ripping them out and actually using them.
Yeah, those books aren’t random crap.
MJ got a coupon book for BJs?
The coupons from the grocery store tape are the ones we get back the most at the pizza place.
That was up for an HOUR and no one said anything.
I’m so terribly disappointed in you guys. AGAIN.
Weird diet update:
Last night I realized I was way under – both in protein (SYWM) and carbs. I had to eat three cups of cereal (staying awake, stuffing it in) and almost lost hope when I realized some dried figs would finish me off.
Still weigh the same, killing it at workouts and I slept like a freakin BABY.
They’ll put me in “fat loss” after my half marathon in October.
Today’s goal: 125 protein (that stays the same), 55g fat, 249 g carbs.
Car in, I may have to buy that book. I’ve tried low carb, but it’s hard to maintain, especially now that I’m working downtown. The only places to eat within walking distance are sandwich shops, a burrito place, and a couple of taco joints.
Ever since the term front-hole has come into the vernacular we haven’t heard a word from Cankles.
It’s unfortunately not a book. I looked and looked. I think they used to have a book about it, but now it’s an app with a subscription. You get assigned coaches, etc. I imagine after doing it for a while (and getting to a place where you’re happy) you could drop it. It’s called Eat To Perform. I used my fitness pal (there is a free version of that) to track my macros, but ETP give me the guide lines and adjustments. There are about 5 of us at the gym using it.
They have facebook pages for support as well.
I dont coupon much but I am the KING of the refill cup at the local stop n rob. I rarely pay full price for a fountain drink. Saves me about .25 a day. I figure I refill 300 days of yr. Been doing it consistently now for about 3 yrs.
I had good luck with TKD (LeanGains style) and CKD (Anabolic Diet), Alex, but I had to be training hard. I’ll switch back to one of the two when I can get back to it. CKD was more binge-y and fun, but I’d basically pass out after a big plate of meat and potatoes/rice a couple of times on the weekend.
Yeah, screw that. I’m not paying a subscription for someone to tell me what to eat.
It’s a cult.
The LeanGains guide is still online, and I can send you a pdf of Anabolic Diet if you want it.
I just didn’t know how to cycle my macros, and didn’t want to have to figure it out. I looked, but math …
I cycled your mom’s macros.
You need to balance your chakras.
And after doing Paleo/low carb/IF … I just like pretty much not having to think about food/ wanting food. Not the problem is always how to fit more food into my day comfortably.
The cereal incident last night was my fault. I honestly default to not eating/low carb – after years of doing that. So when I find myself having to eat cereal at night, it’s usually my fault. I don’t mind a cup at night. IT’s almost a dessert.
And I can’t deny that my sleeping has improved 10000 fold. Insomnia has long been an issue with me (since I was a teenager).
I’m fueling my body to do stuff, not chasing a look – that’s the mentality of the plan and perhaps it just affects my psyche better? I dunno. It’s working for me.
https://www.thecollegefix.com/post/48073/
Activists at Colorado State University have created a “Feminist Fight Club” where participants will learn about “interrupting problematic behaviors” and confronting “subtle sexism” on the public university’s campus. Group members will also learn how to raise their testosterone by posing their bodies in certain ways.
Smell the crazy.
Group members will also learn how to raise their testosterone by posing their bodies in certain ways.
Which they will then promptly abrogate by eating like livestock and squealing like mewling crybabies about sexism.
We need an Ice Age.
College campuses are sewers.
Another activity in which club participants take part is a drinking game devoted to ridding members of their tendency to use filler words and phrases. Each time a member uses a phrase like “um” or “kind of” others are supposed to point it out and make them take a drink.
Obama would get polluted drunk at that game.
“learn how to raise their testosterone by posing their bodies in certain ways.”
Cause nothing screams “feminine” more than a bunch of testosterone……
Im wondering when actual women are going to retake “feminism” from the lesbians…..
Every time they talk about this shit, I laugh and laugh and laugh:
blockquote error
Take a drink.
Left-think is such bullshit.
“Sorry, Mr. President, teleprompters are not allowed in the bar”
Forcing all normal-thinking white people to have a shared identity (“white people” didn’t exist 100 years ago, they had distinct ethnic groups and didn’t see each other as a common tribe), seems like a tremendously bad plan on the part of the Left.
Erin’s driving, so if something happens just know I love you all.
Scott can have my record collection.
(To Ann Arbor)
38 years ago, Mr. TiFW and I got hitched.
He says that I have given him 10 of the happiest years of his life 😁
Erin’s driving, so if something happens just know I love you all.
Scott can have my record collection.
Bullcrap. You hate us all.
So very much
The Duncan Hunter story is hilarious for how blatantly corrupt he and his wife were, and how horrible their spending habits were.
Happy anniversary, Teresa and Paul!
Group members will also learn how to raise their testosterone by posing their bodies in certain ways.
What I suspected. Femi-nazis really want to be men.
Checking out of political threads at the HQ for a while. Need to focus the mind on more positive crap for a while.
Intersectionality
After that word, I only hear Charlie Brown’s teacher.
“Erin’s driving….”
Don’t forget to wear a helmet and double check your seatbelt is secure.
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TERESA AND Mr. TiFW!!
Don’t forget to wear a helmet and double check your
seatbelt4-pt safety harness is secure.Fixt.
Is your will up to date? I can provide an updated one…no, ignore that section, that’s just standard boilerplate…no, I’m sure that will never be invoked…
Heh heh….the worm has turned for ole Ace. Last nite he put up a post discussing the potential for Civ War 2.0………2 yrs ago that stuff would’ve resulted in a banning for any commenter attempting to discuss the topic
/initials everything highlighted
Ok, I’m all set now.
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY T!!!!
& mr T!
Well, I think a low but hot civil war has actually already started. Citizens are beating each other in the streets. There have been shootings. There’s undoubtedly more happening right now that is not being reported.
I read and enjoyed his post about the Berniebro being beat up for carrying the Stars And Stripes. His observation that people assume, by default, that beating up conservatives (aka the “right target”) is somehow allowed was the revelation that I completely missed. Excellent point.
“So very much”
don’t worry, we love you anyway
Happy Anniversary to the InFortWorths! Many happy more years to you.
Congratulations to the Koch clan! May you have many more happy years together:)
there was a non-fatal skirmish between a bunch of red-necks and a blm protest group in western nys that got no media coverage.
evidently a blm group was protesting outside of a police station and a bunch of good ole boys rolled up on them and kicked the fuck out of them (literally).
oddly it took the police over 45 minutes to respond – the only ppl left milling around were some blm types and their compatriots that needed medical attention.
from the account i got from a person that saw some video of it, the blm clowns were bum-rushed and a bunch of teeth ended up on the pavement & a number of bloody faces were had. 1 blm guy ended up with a rib or two broken.
the lefties are gonna shit in the wrong pool one of these days and i fear a serious casualty will occur.
Hooray! Paula just called me to say she accepted a full time job at the smaller hospital. She gets the same hourly rate for 3 x 12 hour shifts and it’s every third weekend rather than every other at the big house. (She was FT there before she went pool and that sucked). She worked a 12 at the big hospital yesterday and was yelled at by disgruntled patients throughout her shift. I got an email from work yesterday that the census was high and it asked all physicians to either discharge people or delay doing cases to help out. The big hospital is the referral center for many many outlying places and this isn’t going away any time soon.
in fishing news i caught a flounder this morning…
that was nice.
i chucked him back in.
i caught some other fish that i have no idea what they were.
all of them were small.
They have cover in the Blue cities. Don’t really have the guts to go into Red turf.
No, it’s the purple areas…that’s where you get fighting in earnest.
And it will get worse.
Oh, and congrats on the anniversary! I really need to focus on positive things, like I said…
https://whotv.com/2018/08/21/farm-owned-by-former-farm-bureau-president-craig-lang-employed-mollie-tibbetts-murder-suspect/
Illegal Immigrant killer passed EVerify checks to work in US.
Under what name? BTW, the farm that employed him is owned by a Republican. I’m sure you’ll be hearing about it.
I heard he passed the everify thing so that’s gonna raise red flags
The everify thing isn’t surprising. Farmers in Ventura county, for example, are very scrupulous to ensure that their hires pass a background check. Under what name is another question, but the farmer’s ass is covered.
Interesting the left thinks open borders and amnesty is the hill to die on for midterms.
Completely. Out. Of. Touch. With. Americans.
Elizabeth Warren is the dumbest of dumb bitches.
I fail to see how it was determined that this shitbird was employed on a “Republican farm” (what the fuck does that even mean?) and how such a thing has any relevancy to the case……unless we view it through the lens of Ace’s post from last nite, and jimbros comment.
Hint, it’s the ongoing villification of white and conservatives. This doesn’t end well, I remember the lessons of the Jews during ww2 and I can goddamn guarantee that won’t be how this one plays out…
The farm he was employed at is owned by a Republican. I only noted that because I wanted to be there before the rest of the media started spewing it. I don’t think it makes a bit of difference.
Tack on identity theft to his crimes, because I’m sure he used another SSN.
The left has long had a problem with choosing the short-term victory at the cost of long-term success. If they’d forced Clinton to resign, the short-term pain would have been balanced out by a Gore presidency. If they hadn’t pushed through the ACA on a party-line vote, they wouldn’t have needed to retain the presidency to keep it from collapsing on itself. If Harry Reid hadn’t killed the filibuster, as the GOP warned him not to, then they would have been in better position to oppose Trump’s nominees.
Happy Anniversary TiFW!
The GOP was the first to contemplate killing the filibuster, and didn’t. I remember lefties gleefully spouting that fact.
Completely. Out. Of. Touch. With. Americans.
Not at all, they just plan to replace us. They’ve been doing it since 1965. That plus capturing the Academy was the plan for permanent socialist rule.
Guys. GUYS.
Hey. The stupid heat wave finally broke
Hey, listen.
Listen to me now please, ok.
guys hey
BBQ season is back
OK, off to work, smokeporkulater. I mean, coleslaw!
If Harry Reid hadn’t killed the filibuster, as the GOP warned him not to, then they would have been in better position to oppose Trump’s nominees.
Fortunately, they have the GOPe to cover for them.
/vomits
With friends like these…
BBQ season never left.
It’s always BBQ season if you believe hard enough.
bbq season is permanently here
the h2 – blowin smoke and porkinulator since march 2009
Mmmm…BBQ…
Cooking in -10 F weather is something everyone should experience. Sucks, but not as bad as grilling in the rain.
At least you have something to get warmth from…
Speaking of out of touch, the dem candidate for governor of NM, is for major gun control, banning ar15s, etc. This will only cost her votes. She’s using 50% attack ads, and 50% I’ll get you free stuff ads.
What did the musician name his 3 daughters?
@ Jay
I wasn’t responding to you personally, I knew you were the messenger and I apologize for my poor writing. I had seen the reports inserting the “republican farm” into the spin. Daily Mail lead with it this morning in big block letters side column.
The only motivation for them to add this to the story is support the ongoing vilification of white conservatives aka “republicans”.
Hey all,
The planning for my dad’s funeral is moving along. My mom, my brother, and I put together the following obituary:
http://forestlawn.tributes.com/obituary/show/Timothy-Frank-Moore-106355968
We’re all hanging in there. Things aren’t great, of course, but the outpouring of love from friends and family has been a blessing. Thank you all for your thoughts, prayers, and kindness.
I know, TT, I was just clarifying. MJ and Pupster were confused, too.
porkinulator is what I call your mom when she’ makes that snorting sound.
That’s very nice, Sean.
Kinda scary that he was barely older than me…
TT,
One of the Seattle rags had the headline ‘Republican farmer employed illegal murderer’, but it’s lefty town…
No I was not either.
Sure you weren’t Pups…..sure you weren’t……
Beautiful tribute, Sean.
https://is.gd/_Alex__Your_date_is_here
https://tinyurl.com/y8v6hshw
Still needing rain. We’ve gotten 3-4″ so far this year. People about 4 miles north have gotten 17″ so far. ………even your mom is jealous.
https://tinyurl.com/ycwts7wv
How can you be hired legally when you are an illegal? The f*ck up is at the federal level.
Pepe, where I am, I’d be surprised if we got 3 inches since early spring. (SYWM) There’s been so much South of here (same state) they’ve gotten tons of flash flood warnings.
All of your rain has come here.
It’s been very rainy here, too.
Towns around here have had 11″ this month.
You mom calls 11″ a month “a dry spell”.
Wisdom kicks ass.
What is the best age?
My body is breaking down, but I am outsmarting it.
MCPO could enlighten us.
*looks away from Hotspur*
We got 0.02″ last week. Other than that, zip-point-shit for the last coupla months.
We DO have smoke from the wild-fires that is equivalent to 8-9 ciggies a day though,,,
All your rain are belong to us.
Vegas is the best for cheap summer vacay. Vagrant to Oso: Give me a quarter. Vagrant to Chief wearing tee Oso: You have money for football tickets, but nothing for me? (Fucker didn’t talk to anyone but me)
Dan kept me out of two fights today. I’m in the room while he’s getting dinner.
Oso be all gangster and shit.
“Machine Gun Preacher” is starting on rabbit ear TV.
I tried to watch it last week and remember really liking it until my body (mind?) decided to take an hour nap during the middle third of it.
I’m going to give it another try.3 hours is a bit much much for a movie, but this one compels me to watch.
Hell, Pendejo.
I picture Oso as the smallest, whitest, baddest chola in the barrio. You don’t fuck with the Crazy Bear, ese.
oy!
You should’ve kept the flounder, jam²
Darned good eatin’ – even for breakfast.
we had a blast on the boat.
ended up keeping some blues and a couple of sea trout.
that’s tonight’s dinner menu
Blues ain’t the best but not bad either. We used to grill them whole. Gut ’em and fill the cavity with onions, Lemons and butter.. Grill them – front whole or rear whole, your choice.
I grew up on that water. 30′ Sea Ray. Fishing isn’t what it was, but it’s still spectacular.
Glad you’re having fun.
the flounder was a little one – about 13 and change.
we caught a bazillion croakers and pig fish
i’m gonna set up a little different this morning and see if i can hook up with something bigger…
the blues were small.
the boat dude said they should be good.
i’ll find out i guess.
Keep a shark if you catch one. Nothing like shark steak on the grill (simple Italian dressing marinade).
Tell him to look for porgy, sheepshead, stripers probably aren’t out here yet…
Hell, make sushi from anything you catch. You’re on vacation!
In respect to Spanky,
Darla Easily Rejected Porky.
I picture Oso as the smallest, whitest, baddest chola in the barrio. You don’t fuck with the Crazy Bear, ese.
Dan has to throw her over his should while she’s screaming and flailing trying to punch some guy.
ww. another freakin busy day today. never ends.
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