Public Urination

What’s up with the current rush to coarsen everything in society. From San Fran to NYC everybody is pissing in the streets.

I thought it was a french tradition. Now it’s all fashionable to drop trou and go…

I guess gone are the simpler times of panhandling.

ok.

enough ranting like i’m my grandfather.

Onward to more important news updates.

Ahhh-ite, time to stop pissing around and get shit done…

 

128 Comments

  1. OY!!!!

  2. did the beavers kill hot-n-tot?

  3. i would have thought he’d have been the first one voted off the island

  4. Stupid fitness center treadmills are broken. I guess I’ll go sign up for a gym membership after work today…

  5. I’m fortunate enough to own property where I can take a wizz on over 90% of the land. Maybe another 5% would be OK if no one was looking when you were in the act of pissing. Why risk it?

  6. Didn’t see anyone taking a piss but did see an inordinate number of shirtless guys in WV. Six in one day, usually by the 7-11. No HHD material.

  7. Also barefoot women by the 7-11.

  8. I go barefoot a lot for foot health. I wouldn’t walk within 3 miles of a 7-11 without shoes.

  9. Return of the Primative wasn’t supposed to be a how-to manual.

  10. Day two of my Very Busy Week.

    Last night was a shitshow of children causing me problems. I got texts from pretty much all of them while I was at work.

    Can I make them all 2 again? ugh.

  11. wakey wakey.

    Task 1: find cat for 9:30 doc appointment.

  12. Mini-me has left for school, Rocketboy has left for work, Mr. RFH has another day of bereavement leave so he’s still asleep, FDIL is still asleep. I should go to work, but I’m draggin’ ass. Forgive me if I’ve already ranted about this, but the branch meeting last Thursday sucked. My boss finished up what she wanted to say and said, “Does anyone have any news to share?” She then looked directly at me and amended, “Any GOOD news to share?” Fuck you.

  13. I did find out why the medical examiner got involved. It’s a requirement for a permit for cremation. I guess it’s so that you can’t destroy evidence if there’s a crime and also to identify things like a pacemaker that should be removed before the cremation. Funeral home can get shut down if they don’t comply. I was like why do you need an autopsy, we know damn well cancer killed her. It delayed planning the funeral by a couple of days, which was a big stress.

  14. Hey Jimbro, did they identify the bugs that were on your patient?

  15. Stupid. This is government in action.

  16. https://tinyurl.com/y8qlkw7p

  17. Makes sense I guess. I just checked and Maine has the same deal: 48 hours and ME release. Lots of other funky laws in here which I never knew before

    https://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/maine-home-funeral-laws.html

  18. *hugs Romacita*

    Hang in there, sweetie.

    *more hugging*

    *gently slides a jar of pickles into her robe pocket*

  19. Not yet Pepe. I went home Saturday morning to access my work stuff off site and didn’t see a note from the pediatrician. I was so busy yesterday it slipped my mind. I’m seeing her this week for post-op films in her cast and I’ll track it down then. I’m getting calls about a swollen knee that I may end up seeing and if Sutri is on duty I’ll ask her what she found.

  20. SIL’s remains look like an ugly cement ball. I told Mr. RFH I don’t care if I get a casket or cremated, but if cremated then put me in a pretty urn.

    BIL is still deciding what to do with her remains. I’m not fond of his leading idea because he wants to bury her on their property but plans to sell the place and move. But it’s not my call.

  21. (((hugs Lauraw back)))

    Here, let me buff the hump while I’m here. Looks like MJ did it last.

    Pickles sound good.

  22. Younger boy’s dad’s ashes were illegally scattered at Schoodic Point

  23. Crazy, a judge is letting the muslims who were arrested last week out on bail. Just because a kid died during a religious ritual, and the other starving kids told the FBI they were being trained to attack schools, etc. is no reason to hold onto them.

  24. SCORE

  25. Crazy, a judge is letting the muslims who were arrested last week out on bail. Just because a kid died during a religious ritual, and the other starving kids told the FBI they were being trained to attack schools, etc. is no reason to hold onto them.

    This is how we get lynch mobs.

  26. Rob got a trach and a PEG done yesterday. I don’t know why they waited … I suppose they didn’t want to mess with him while his head was still swelling.

  27. Sounds right Carin. Neurosurgeon probably making them wait. Hard to know the final outcome from that news but they face a long road regardless. This is the time for benefits to be organized and held.

  28. Sympathy and condolences, roamy. Look on the bright side, you aren’t having to get it done before Christmas/New Year’s. I have all the experience I could never want in that department… >.<

  29. There is a go-me fund, and we’re doing a fundraiser at the gym . Lots of people have said they’re going (from surrounding gyms).

  30. https://www.gofundme.com/robcatalano

  31. We e gotten a bunch of donated stuff for a raffle. I should ask work if they’d donate a gift certificate . Owner is a cheap bastard though. I’ll mention they were regulars- they were.

  32. Auction off a date with Erin.

  33. Would the date automatically come with a “friend zoned” t-shirt?

  34. It should.

  35. prayers for roamy, rob, & bro-cav

  36. When I die I want a shrine on the mantle for my ashes. It should include a photo or some kind of medium of my image, a US flag, a Big Ass Kitchen Knife, and my handgun…… What I’ll get is put on a shelf in a closet or attic til some (hopefully) great grand kid finds me and has me “responsibly recycled.” All that is premised that they will want to claim my body to begin with….

  37. prayers for roamy, rob, & bro-cav

    Same here, though I haven’t said it.

  38. Auction off a second date with Erin. You’ll get higher bidding.

  39. JackStraw linked this in the morning report thread:
    https://apelbaum.wordpress.com/2018/03/17/the-mechanics-of-deception/

    I joke about it, but reptoids are popular because it’s comforting to think that the conspiracy against us isn’t human. It’s not hard to conclude there’s such a conspiracy, the evidence is everywhere (see link), but good people don’t want to believe that other humans are behind it.

    On the plus side, humans have names, addresses, a need for sleep, and can be dealt with.

  40. I started reading then saw it was a novella.

    Saved for later

  41. Regarding the cheap bastard owners … why do you suppose they’re like that? The obvious answer of simply being cheap bastards doesn’t explain their thinking or motivation. Are they worried about getting a deluge of requests, have they not suffered a tragedy where the idea of a benefit raffle would have been a comfort, are they lacking any empathy for the human condition? In my mind donating a gift card is a winning notion all around: minor tax write off, free publicity, recognition of the owner’s fake or real generosity and increased business as a result.

    *donated BOGO amputation card*

  42. donates

    Stupid autocorrect

  43. He’s just cheap. He’s an odd duck

  44. In my experience, the owners don’t want to open the door to a flood of requests. Where do you draw the line?

    They prefer to donate privately, and not tie the business to a cause.

  45. Tying the business to a cause seems like a risky venture these days.

  46. Let’s just pray for all of us. I doubt there’s a person here who couldn’t use it.

  47. I’m a one man show business wise – I get asked for donations once in a while. I sponsored a b-ball team for a local tournament and laughed when the guy tried to up sell me on banners and shit with my company name on it. I’ve got a better chance of winning lotto than finding a customer in this county.

  48. RE: The muslims in NM being released. My first thought was maybe the locals will take care of them. My second thought was….these people live in shack in the desert. Jail was probably a upgrade in their standard of living. Hot N Cold water (filtered), and AC.

    One thing that strikes me about the case is that the courts haven’t hesitated to prosecute Christians that tried to “pray the illness away” that resulted in the death of the child. I’m pretty sure I saw a case splashed over the web late last week depicting two parents reacting to being charged with murder under the same circumstance. And they reported the death and didnt bury the body in a shallow grave. So that kinda confuses me.

  49. I usually just do a private donation. Small businesses like mine whether an llc or s-Corp are usually tied to your ssn anyway.

  50. BroCavil, well put

    Agree

  51. I used to sponsor a kid’s hockey team way back when I owned my own practice. Never saw one of their games but it made me laugh to think of a bunch of kids skating around and hitting each other wearing my practice name on their shirts.

  52. Ortho should sponsor the Rodeo. Which gets me wondering….whats the most bone breaking sport?

  53. Bet gymnasts are up in the top 5…

  54. Off the top of my head a list of common sports I see fractures from: soccer (volume), football, skiing, cheering more than gymnastics but still often enough, playground falls off monkey bars, 4-wheelers, etc etc etc

    Not too many cross county injuries.

  55. “Flyers” on the cheer team have to be at the greatest risk. Football is going to give you a lot more soft-tissue (read: brain) injury.

  56. ““Flyers” on the cheer team”
    i cringe every time the cheer kids launch each other…

  57. “Bet gymnasts are up in the top 5…”

    badminton & dodge-ball

  58. H2 croquet

  59. &
    bowling with MJ

  60. So it appears Sweden is receiving the full benefit of their recent rush to diversify. Its seems the “migrant youth” managed to use “social media” to conduct a coordinated car fire campaign in four separate cities. And Im not talking one or two cars spread out over a area, Im talking all the cars in one place……Europe is DONE…..they literally invited in their own destruction and then let them rape and destroy shit in the name of “tolerance.” Sad thing is, the only thing the “migrants” understand is force. They need a totalitarian state to maintain order or else the people go crazy. This is why the region has always been run by what amounts to War Lords (Saddam, Qaddafi, etc.)

  61. “conduct a coordinated car fire campaign”

    i’ve been wondering why there aren’t more western wildfires set by our muzzie friends –
    the potential devastation they could wreak on ppl and property is enormous.

  62. One of my most memorable cases was in my first year of practice. An adolescent girl, 13 or 14, had a both bone forearm fracture (BBFA Fx is the lingo) from tumbling. Those are common. The pucker factor was the fact she had a congenital below elbow amputation of her other arm. Sweet Jesus, talk about pressure! Fortunately everything went well. Hmm, she’s in her 30’s by now and probably telling her kids about how crazy she was as a kid!

  63. In my small town , a gift certificate promotes good will.

  64. The car fire thing is a tradition in Paris. Reading about that is where I learned the term “banlieue”

  65. i’ve been wondering why there aren’t more western wildfires set by our muzzie friends –
    the potential devastation they could wreak on ppl and property is enormous.

    As if the media and/or authorities would admit it if they did?

  66. date night at chez carin
    http://tinyurl.com/y93euya8

  67. So it appears Sweden is receiving the full benefit of their recent rush to diversify.

    “Cultural Enrichment” = widespread arson.

    Opposing it is racism, which is the worst crime imaginable.

  68. Man, forgot the sriracha on the salad today. Bland city.

  69. If your salad is more than 25% vegetation of any kind, you’re doing it wrong.

  70. Salad is what dinner eats, unless you are a disgusting fatbody, then it’s what you eat.

  71. Salad is a scam. Skip a day and have real food tomorrow.

  72. Salad is really good stuff.
    There’s chicken salad, ham salad, Lobster salad, shrimp salad…

  73. I make a pretty good chicken salad with homemade mayo, sliced almonds, and golden raisins. It’s the only time I’ve managed to get chicken and egg into the same recipe and it’s been appetizing. Chicken omelets just don’t work.

  74. Which is odd, considering it’s the same thing in different states…

  75. I’ll eat mixed greens with lots of ham and turkey and chedder cheese, so it’s basically a sandwich without bread. Chicken salad with homemade mayo is nice as well.

  76. Hey Leon, I’m looking for a non snake juice snake juice to drink on long fasts, have you tweaked crazy-head’s formula to your liking? Or do you have a recommendation? I didn’t like the way snake juice made me feel after a couple of hours.

  77. I guess if you eat balut you’re eating both the chicken and the egg.

  78. Gah, moby posts in two threads at the HQ. Soros checks must have cleared.

  79. I have to cut the salt way way down or I get diarrhea. Like a quarter teaspoon of pink salt and an eighth for NoSalt.

  80. Per quart, because liters are bullshit.

  81. Goddamn Bing. Using it to search Stackoverflow for an error. Work all afternoon on it, can’t find squat.

    One search in Google, 1st alternate search query.

  82. Has anybody tried the browser Brave?

  83. I use it at home. It’s improved since I first started.

  84. I’m on Firefox with Duck Duck Go which is just okay. Never tried Brave.

  85. Just downloaded Brave to my phone

  86. It was started by the guy who got run out of Mozilla for not being woke enough, I’ve read good and bad reviews.

  87. Jay always looks so hungry, when he goes camping the bears hide their food.

  88. They upped my carbs. I’m dead.

  89. I told Paula you were doing Eat To Perform. I’m not really sure she actually read anything about it but every time she eats between meals she claims she’s eating to perform.

  90. I don’t even want this beer, but I need the carbs.

  91. that’s why scott is a leader of men

  92. Eat to Perform was invented by John Belushi.

    https://tinyurl.com/yb24dhhn

  93. I use Brave and duckduckgo on my home laptop. I like them. Brave needed a bit of settings-tweaking but after taking the time to put in all my prefs it’s fine. Sites never auto-play videos on me anymore. Sawheeet.

  94. Ok back to the salt mines.

  95. ime she eats between meals she claims she’s eating to perform.

    Ha ha ha.

    If it means anything, I beat EVERYONE yesterday in the WOD. Even the guys. I was called several names.

  96. https://is.gd/y9RoMW

  97. I don’t really know what to wear to the Cedar Point tomorrow. I don’t know what is comfy enough for all the walking. I mean, outside of my workout clothes.

    My kids would probably kill me if I wore a running skirt.

  98. My kids would probably kill me if I wore a running skirt.

    You know what to do, then, don’t you?

  99. https://is.gd/CapzjH

  100. Running skort, crocs, and a QOTSA t-shirt.

  101. They can’t kill you until they get their licenses, or else they won’t have anyone to drive them around.

  102. Kinda dark, Alex. Geeze.

    https://is.gd/s651kR

  103. https://is.gd/7EbN19

  104. I make a chicken salad with diced chicken cooked in olive oil with garlic and onion, diced avocado, crumbled bacon, halved grape tomatoes, and Primal Kitchen chipotle mayo. The diced chicken also goes with tabbouleh made with cauliflower rice and homemade tzatziki.

    Tonight was homemade spaghetti sauce, over zucchini noodles for me, over pasta for the carb eaters in the house.

  105. I was notified by Chase that somebody tried to use my CC info to buy $300 worth of stuff at Walmart.

    Two days later Walmart suggests I change my password for “security reasons”.

    Sounds like they were hacked and keeping it a secret.

    If you use walmart.com, keep an eye on your statements.
    They make great paperweights.

  106. Looks like the Dems are going to go with Dannel P Malloy II. The excon Mayor is going down.

    Also looks like the Republicans are going to run a local version of Trump.

    This is going to be fun!

  107. Mini-me’s old school sells Walmart gift cards, and I use those on walmart.com.

    I do worry about Amazon, because I have both gift cards and CC info there.

  108. Gift cards. That’s a much smarter way.

    Imma start doing that.

  109. That’s the way to go of you’re shopping online.
    Buy prepaid VISAs or gift cards at the grocery store. Much safer.

  110. My son finally got motivated and asked when we were going to go shoot. I said first we have to build a target stand which I had purchased supplies to do two weeks ago. So tonight we went out and built the target stand. Came out good enough for something that is going to get shot repeatedly. I figure if he really wants to learn and pursue this he has to invest skin in the game first. He passed the test and Saturday he starts his formal training. I’m looking forward to coaching him til he outgrows me.

  111. How does that work when they ask for a billing address?

  112. I only use gift card codes on the Playstation Store. Sony is basically a short-skirted drunk chick at a frat party.

  113. Scott, I just use my home address for billing.

    Another thing to do if they don’t have gift cards is the virtual card number. Both Visa and Mastercard do this – it’s only good for the one transaction. I’ve also used those for transactions where they try to bill you monthly unless you cancel.

  114. I just deleted all my cc info from the interwebs.

    It sucks that you cant trust tittyweb jenkins.

  115. https://tinyurl.com/y9zbnrb8

  116. The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn’t find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

    Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in the West Bank. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Israeli soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.

    KABOOM!

    He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.

    KA-BLOOEY!

    Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.

    BULLS-EYE!

    “I’ve got to get this guy!” Coach said to himself. “He has the perfect arm!” So, he brings him to the U.S. and teaches him the great game of football. And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.

    The young man is hailed as the great hero of football and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.

    “Mom,” he says into the phone, “I just won the Super Bowl!”

    “I don’t want to talk to you,” the old woman says. “You are not my son!”

    “I don’t think you understand, Mother,” the young man pleads. “I’ve won the greatest sporting event in the world. I’m here among thousands of my adoring fans.”

    “No! Let me tell you!” his mother retorts. “At this very moment there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten to within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn’t get raped!” The old lady pauses and then tearfully says,

    “I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago!”

  117. Heh, good one

  118. I got third at brewer’s league, for my English Bitter.

    BRONZE, MUTHAFUXXXERS!

  119. No silver?

  120. Nice job Jay.

    Time to move to Milwaukee.

  121. Can you I imagine how valuable the dude that can make beer will be after the zombie apocalypse? Who run BREWTOWN?

  122. Woot! Congratulations, Jay!

  123. Apparently Omarosa was fired from four jobs with the Clinton White House.

  124. Congrats, J’Ames!

  125. Good evening Citizens!

    Just got back from two back-to-back Amsterdam trips. My days/nights are a bit messed up.

    Still working on my Mom’s estate. Have to fly down to Texas this weekend to meet with the lawyer and finish cleaning out her house.

    Hope to have it sold in the next 2 months.

  126. Where you thinking that you gotta run to now?
    With the beating of a tiny derp?
    Hang on to the things that you’re supposed to say
    Millions of stars, they open to your fate

  127. squishy hugs for Phat


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