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Hello packmates, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was born October 3rd, 1993 in Berlin, Germany. She stands 5’10”, 38E-26-39. Please reach out and say Achtung Baby to Miss Leila Lowfire.

 

 

 

Updated with teh FUNNAH:

 

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241 Comments

  1. I think this lady has the attributes that men enjoy.

    Although she should have worked on her stage name for more than 30 seconds.

  2. Sie scheint nett zu sein.

  3. I’ve been listening to that album featured. It’s pretty good.

    Today it’s the APC album. I didn’t really care for it at first, but it’s growing on me.

    wakey wakey.

  4. And HA HA HAAAAA FUCK YOU ALL YOU LEFTEST WHO BLAMED MILO AND TRUMP FOR YESTERDAY’S ATTACK.

  5. Really cute, but – that’s just too damned much boobage.

  6. Pump action shotgun is really going to hurt the narrative.
    How many shells do they typically hold? Without the plug, mine can hold 4 + 1 in the pipe (it sits loaded within a few feet of me now).

  7. Liking the curly mop. And the magnificent rack.

  8. I agree with Mare about her nom de bewb

    LL Big Boob

  9. Eye makeup: covering for psychosis and general mental vacancy since time immemorial

  10. I’m uncomfortable leaving Oso’s phone number on the previous poat, but I want Jam to get it before I delete it.

  11. Roamy, can you copy it and email it to him?

  12. Don’t worry, all us stalkers already wrote it down.

  13. Pump action shotgun. The guy had to stop and reload. I pray to God if I’m ever in a situation like that, that I will FIGHT BACK. Guns are banned at my workplace, but I have a 5-iron and a can of wasp spray, dammit. Don’t let me cower and just wait to die.

  14. Okay, I did have his email. Phone # sent, comment edited.

  15. Police spokesman says both Annapolis PD and Arundel County cops entered the building within 60 to 90 seconds – at the same time. He still had time to reload multiple times (magazine fed?).

  16. I gotta better organize my address book.

  17. Okay, I oversold it, Norfolk is going to cost more than Columbus, but probably not 40k more. I suspect it would eat the difference in pay.

  18. I stand by your original assessment, leon.

  19. With a shotgun and a shell pouch, he was probably stuffing 1 or 2 in the magazine every time he had no one in sight. It’d be faster than reloading completely and he’d always have a shot until the pouch ran out.

  20. My visits to Virginia are almost always to Fairfax. A friend lives in an 1800 sq ft brownstone with shared walls on both sides and a 200 sq ft “back yard” that he could sell for $475k. Gas when I go down there is always about 50c more expensive than Belleville, and the per diem hotel rates are the highest in the country, about 40% higher than Detroit. What I don’t have real sense of is how much more expensive Columbus is relative to those same Detroit numbers.

  21. Quick Bingle search :
    Avg rent Columbus Ohio – $1073
    Avg rent Norfolk, VA – $1037

    Don’t get me wrong – I wouldn’t recommend anyone move to this shithole ghetto by choice. But it ain’t 30 or 40% more expensive than any other minor market in America.

  22. Doesn’t Norfolk have a giant naval base?

  23. Tax burden looks comparable between the two, so that’s not a factor.

  24. I like the Hampton, VA area but wouldn’t want to deal with hurricanes.

  25. I think there are occasional floods in the OH river valley, plus they sometimes get heavy snow, but no giant oceanic storms or earthquakes.

  26. The largest Military installation in the free world (I think that is counting all the bases in the area). Norfolk Naval Staion, NAS Oceana, Little Creek, Langley in Hampton, and many more – we’re a major target for nuclear attack should it ever happen

    We’re a very blue collar area (I believe the largest private employer is the shipyard). Huge port, shibiluilding, used to be the largest Ford truck plant, but they shut down.
    Norfolk is NOT Fairfax. Fairfax is Washington DC’s backyard. I had friends visit from up there. They saw my modest brick ranch on one acre and thought I was a millionaire. Not by a long shot.

  27. There is an animal trapped behind the pellet stove. As far as I can tell we have two options

    1) let unknown animal out and into the house
    2) let unknown animal die

  28. BIRD IN THE HOUSE!

    BIRD IN THE HOUSE!

  29. https://tinyurl.com/yb9l7p37

  30. Jacques Pepìn has a good recipe for pigeon. Just sayin’

  31. i didn’t see it roamy.
    i’ll send you an email in a sec or two

  32. Yellow Flicker. We coaxed her onto the porch,

  33. “Really cute, but – that’s just too damned much boobage.”

    sumtins really wrong with that boy

  34. ha!!
    found my phone
    & read the comments

    Thanks Roamy!!
    you’re da best!

  35. Norfolk is NOT Fairfax. Fairfax is Washington DC’s backyard. I had friends visit from up there. They saw my modest brick ranch on one acre and thought I was a millionaire. Not by a long shot.

    Fair enough. I used to tell people in Fairfax I had a 5 acre horse farm and their eyes would bug out.

  36. Pigeon = squab. Not sure if the substitute name is better.

  37. Jam, she’s a little too endowed for me, too. Plus way too tall.

  38. Isn’t everyone too tall?

  39. https://tinyurl.com/yb9l7p37

    **lifts coffee cup to memory of Rosetta

  40. 5-10 is perfect

  41. “**lifts coffee cup to memory of Rosetta””

    i raffed

  42. to clarify:
    5’10” tall, 110lbs of boobs and stompy boots….

  43. She’s tall. That’s all. That’s it. No shit.

  44. Too tall. My ex wife was 5’9″ and it was awkward.

  45. Oooh yeah, the stompy boots.

  46. 110 pound? yea, I don’t think so.

  47. Heh, 5’10” and 110.

  48. sumtins really wrong with that boy

    Proof positive that it is possible to have too much of a good thing.

  49. this is what 5’10, 110 pounds looks like:

    http://www.height-weight-chart.com/510-110.html

  50. Mad Maxine just cancelled her trip to Birmingham. B’ham is 73% black. PR ploy or actual threat?

  51. Even 130 at that height is slender:
    http://www.height-weight-chart.com/510-130.html

  52. Ploy. Plus, she needs time to memorize some lines. She definitely needs to cut back on her “off script” stuff.

  53. Columbus is 100 miles away from the Ohio River Valley, but it is at the confluence of the Scioto and Olentangy rivers which are pretty well dammed and flood-walled. I liked Columbus when we lived there, I moved there to go to school and there were no jerbs back home when I graduated, so I stayed, met Mrs. Pupster and raised a family there, it is a nice place to live.

    The biggest natural threat is always tornadoes, but 90% of the houses have basements and there are tornado sirens every 1/4 mile or so.

    I’ve never lived in Virginia, but I think the Blue Ridge Mountains are my favorite scenic area that I’ve ever seen.

    Not to call out Scott too much, but there is also green water to go with the brown.

  54. My brother just purchased a townhouse in Haymarket Va. (Prince William County right next door to Fairfax) 350k. He is still in the game doing security at a undisclosed location and his wife is a school teacher. 350K to live in a townhouse development that in 20 yrs will be full of mariachi music all nite long.

    Given my druthers I’d be more comfortable in the Columbus area than Norfolk. No Offence to Chi, but my bestest childhood friend just retired from the Portsmouth PD, he doesnt have very nice things to say about the area.

  55. Anna Kendrick is like 110 and she’s my height and the girl has sticks for legs.

  56. Someone (Jay I think) linked the top cartoon yesterday but scroll down for more laughs with Stilton

    http://stiltonsplace.blogspot.com/2018/06/supreme-irony.html

  57. Awwwwww, Rosetta bird throwback!

    Buys Scott a coffee or nine.

  58. It will be interesting to see what Doug Jones will do with a Trump nominee. My guess is he will do Schumer’s bidding, thus writing the ads for the Republican candidate in 2020 (Roy Moore, stay home please.)

  59. can’t believe I didn’t get any comments on that one. I thought it was hilarious.

  60. Of course he’ll do Schumer’s bidding. But, we’ve underestimated Trump at every step. Maybe he’s got another rabbit to pull out of his hat.

  61. to re-re-re clarify the clarification of the clearness of big boobs on bbf:

    “110lbs of boobs”

  62. *high paws Pup for another awesome joob*

  63. *flings poo at haters*

  64. *monkey raffs on way out*

  65. maxy H2O’s handlers are trying to get out in front of her assaulting that reporter chick & pelosi distancing herself from the a-bomb level of stupid that’s exploding from teh mad maxine

  66. i’d offer to be her body guard if she keeps on talking –
    or at least send 20 bucks to help defray costs….

    with the exception of lefty’s wanting the stupid to stop, you’d have to be a moron to want to shut her up…

    she’s one of the best ads we have for mid-terms

  67. Maxine cancelling is a big deal, from either side. That’s gotta be one of her safe spaces. So if there is a threat from the right, that’s gonna come out. However, if her handlers think her appearing there will hurt, and they are cancelling because of that, we’ll never hear anything about it.

  68. Rare photo of Lincoln

  69. LOL, stolen from Faceplant and added to.

    Things I Will Not Judge You For
    1. Your religion
    2. Your political beliefs (I’m just quoting here, because I totally will. Probably for religion, too, if you belong to a cult.)
    3. Your sexuality
    4. Your race.

    Things I Will Judge You For
    1. Not using your blinkers while driving
    2. How you treat an animal
    3. How you treat wait staff
    4. The direction in which you place the toilet paper roll
    5. Whether you refill the ice trays
    6. Incorrect use of apostrophes
    7. How many selfies you take

  70. I understand the ice trays. But what is the etiquette on only emptying one ice tray, instead of filling the bin?

    *taps finger

  71. Why the hell is the withered old cunt with a bad wig appearing in Alabama and Texas?

    Go back to California where you don’t even live in your district, you gorilla cookie mold.

  72. I judge people for pretty much everything, according to Meyers-Briggs.

    I judge myself more harshly than I do other people, though, because I usually give them the benefit of the doubt or assume their bad behavior or incorrect belief is rooted in ignorance or cognitive limitation. I don’t allow myself either indulgence. I know better, I’m just awful.

  73. I’m judging all of YOU PEOPLE right now.

  74. “this is what 5’10, 110 pounds looks like:”
    ========
    Anybody else find it strange that they give the body surface area? Where does this come in handy? Calculating burn size? Chemical warfare?

  75. I understand the ice trays. But what is the etiquette on only emptying one ice tray, instead of filling the bin?

    That person is a monster who should be pilloried for a period of no less than 6 hours in the public square.

  76. BSA is used to calculate certain drug dosages, iirc.

    Whose turn is it to coat Jay in molasses and drop him on an anthill?

  77. I’ll do it.

  78. Yep, Cankles is still a cunt, and she’s also still not president.

    http://dailycaller.com/2018/06/29/hillary-uncivil-trump-strength/

  79. That’s a solid, man. Thanks.

    W Family Theater Presents: A Bird In The House

    Laura: Scott, wake up.

    Scott: (mumble) whut

    Laura: The pellet stove is rattling like crazy. Something is behind it. Squirrel or bird or something.

    Scott: (mumble) shit

    Laura: Please, baby.

    Scott: (sigh) Just turn the pellet stove on.

    Laura: Ewwww No! Gross!

    Later: I was outside tying up my tomatillos when Scott came out and told me he saw it was a Flicker. If it was an English house sparrow I’d say let it die and we’ll fish out the body, but I’d never do that to a Flicker.

    It was a lovely big bird. I grabbed a couple of big white sheets that I use for covering stuff in the garden and we blocked off the upstairs stairway. Frickin’ thing hid behind the stove where we couldn’t reach it and wouldn’t come out unless we went in other rooms. It flew into the work room and tried to get out through the closed window.

    Then it flew into the kitchen, smacked into that window, and alighted on the kitchen faucet. It took a shit in the sink and finally flew out onto the porch where it again smashed into a window.

    Woodpeckers are the stupidest birds. If you move the suet feeder three feet away from where it usually is, they will fail to find it for a long time and keep looking in the old place. I don’t know how these dummies survive.

    Now I have to confront my superstition about birds inside the house.

  80. I use my turn signals aggressively. Not really a “hey, can I get over?” More of a “get out of my way, you have 2 seconds”.

  81. I just get hummingbirds in the house. They tire out pretty quickly and then are easy to catch

  82. I’ve never heard the term, “Flicker” before. I see now they are in the woodpecker family.

  83. This part of Roamy’s list is excellent.

    1. Not using your blinkers while driving
    2. How you treat an animal
    3. How you treat wait staff
    4. The direction in which you place the toilet paper roll
    5. Whether you refill the ice trays
    6. Incorrect use of apostrophes
    7. How many selfies you take

  84. Also, there’s really not even enough meat on ’em for a nugget.

  85. 8. Camping out in the left lane going slow.

  86. Flickers are usually seen on the ground around here, eating ants.

  87. 9. Not getting a new roll of TP when you use one up

  88. 10. Your mom

  89. I judge myself more harshly than I do other people, though, because I usually give them the benefit of the doubt or assume their bad behavior or incorrect belief is rooted in ignorance or cognitive limitation. I don’t allow myself either indulgence. I know better, I’m just awful.

    This is me. Also, I’m continually surprised at the things that people think are big intellectual revelations. Things I just kind of assumed from the beginning.

    Also, Norfolk seems to be about 12% more expensive than Columbus. The jerb would be with a company I previously worked for, and they would sponsor my clearance renewal, which is why I’m considering it a possibility if the interviews go well and they make an offer.

  90. 10. Not bothering looking to merge with traffic until the very last inch of the on ramp. Like the end of the lane is a sudden fucking surprise.

  91. That’s entirely reasonable, Alex. A security clearance is the closest thing a middle-aged white guy has to job security anymore.

  92. That or you have to be so effin’ good that they’re scared you’ll leave.

  93. but but but that’s a zipper merge, most efficient!

    *loads guns, pulls charging handle

  94. I think the giant artichoke that I saved from last year and is doing so well in my garden is actually a cardoon. The flowerbud doesn’t look right. Not like an artichoke. Similar. Looks like a cardoon. Dammit.

    Every now and then I get a contaminated pack of seeds of some kind or another. This would explain why this one plant survived colder conditions than all the other artichoke seedlings last year.

  95. We call them Northern Flickers around here. Why, I don’t know, because they’re ubiquitous. I get tons of them every year.

  96. It’s not the maneuver itself, Jay, it’s the failure to look around and line it up ahead of time. If they don’t and someone is right next to them, they’re driving in the breakdown lane if lucky.

  97. “I know how awful I am”.

    Yeppers. This is why I like movies with a redemption theme underlying the charcters motivations.

  98. I hate Flickers. They knock big holes in everything. Also pretty sneaky and hard to shoot.

  99. body surface area? Where does this come in handy? Calculating burn size?
    —–
    The only drugs I know based on BSA are some of the chemotherapy drugs. There’s probably some others too, just not something I ever need for my practice. For the most common drugs we use it’s mg/kg and I always adjust down to be on the safe side with narcotics.

    https://tinyurl.com/Burn-Estimate-Chart

  100. My pet peeve is the overly cautious driver who puts the brakes on completely rather than slowly yields onto the highway. All the cars behind you are anticipating the merge and looking onto the highway and need to jam their brakes too to avoid rear ending the train of cars.

  101. heh, and you can just see the blue hair that can barely see over the steering wheel in that case

  102. Kill this thing.

    https://is.gd/tB1AoF

    I don’t understand why we waste prison space for this particular offense.

  103. Ok, last night before I went to bed I caught the beginning of some show “in transition” or some such about people (mostly men) transitioning.

    Those people just aren’t right.

  104. New York plates. Yup, sound about right.

    twitter.com/TheTrumpParty/status/1012452503357620227

  105. I hate people who tailgate me. Just happened. LOOK THERE IS NO WHERE FOR ME TO GO. There is a car right ahead of me, so please go fuck yourself.

  106. When my Dad is sitting in dead stopped gridlock, and some dork behinds him starts honking the horn, Dad rolls down his window, puts his arm out, and does the ‘go around me’ wave. Hilarious. They stop.

  107. Ha ha ha … that’s good.

  108. I should do that the next time someone tailgates me like that. Why be an ass to someone who has NOTHING TO DO with whatever is causing your major malfunction.

  109. Because they can.

  110. And what to do with this …

    “I hope you motherfuckers who fan the flames and/or support those who fan the flames of American ISIS are proud of yourselves after yesterday’s shooting of journalists. You don’t have to support this, you have a choice, this is not your home team and you root for them no matter what. You are complicit.

    PS…don’t bother to post your bull shit reply to convince me otherwise. Today I’m not open for your business. I’m busy, and I simply don’t give a shit today and my rage is real.”

    Unhinged. A facebook “friend”

  111. My mom just called Trump a fascist monster.

    sigh.

  112. I don’t understand why we waste prison space for this particular offense.

    Because they might not be guilty. Lots of men have been accused of this by estranged wives to wrangle divorce concessions and deprive them of custody and visitation. It’s rare rare rare when we’ve got someone dead to rights on any crime. If you caught him doing it and you’re armed and killed him, you’re not guilty of anything in my book. If the State has only testimony and no video or physical evidence? Giving them the authority to execute is no good.

  113. PS…don’t bother to post your bull shit reply to convince me otherwise. Today I’m not open for your business. I’m busy, and I simply don’t give a shit today and my rage is real.

    The only thing that’s real is your rage, bitch. Everything else you said is dreamstuff and hallucinations less real than gray aliens.

  114. What is that thing that makes you think you matter, that you are special? The id? The ego? I forget. I need to destroy mine. Blow it up. I get marginalized at work and I want to fucking burn the place down. I just got the stiff arm from our IT professional, “someone more important than you needs to ask for me to do what you want”.

    https://is.gd/KSZAsW

  115. It’s a dude. Not that it matters. I just don’t want people to think all crazy libs are female. You men are well represented.

  116. And I did bother to post my bullshit reply, because fuck you dude.

  117. Honestly, it sounds the rantings of a lib woman.

  118. What is that thing that makes you think you matter, that you are special? The id? The ego? I forget. I need to destroy mine. Blow it up. I get marginalized at work and I want to fucking burn the place down. I just got the stiff arm from our IT professional, “someone more important than you needs to ask for me to do what you want”.

    This isn’t ‘Nam. There are rules.

  119. Am I RIGHT?

  120. Ego, Pup.

    IT guys will take any excuse to do nada, much like HR ‘professionals’.

  121. That said, DMT is supposed to be pretty good for ego destruction.

  122. You know, this chick would have been perfect to play the female on “Outlander”. the gal they picked is too small.

  123. Mom and sis are curly-haired brunettes, so I can’t fully appreciate today’s model.

  124. People who yack on their cell phone while driving should be banned for life from owning a car or a cell phone.

    Texting? Death sentence, to be carried out on the spot.

    Words cannot express the depth of my loathing for such folk.

  125. Ok, I have a good one for you guys. I’ll put it in the poat.

  126. Today’s model appears to be somewhat fond of vittles.

  127. Nice update Carin. I can honestly say that since Kennedy announced his retirement my thoughts have centered on RBG’s health a couple of times. I’m sure she’s holding on till 2020 and will just shit a brick if it’s Trump 2020-2024. She’ll be fossilized by then.

  128. The left is soooo losing it’s collective mind right now. I worry. Their gripe on reality isn’t hanging by a thread. It’s in freefall.

  129. Their gripe on reality…

    That typo is SO fucking awesome, I almost thought it was intentional.

  130. I should do that the next time someone tailgates me like that.

    =========

    Wait until there’s an oncoming semi. There was an Addams Family cartoon of this, but I can’t find it.

  131. If RBG dies on 4 November, 2020, it will prove that God has a twisted sense of humor. It will also break the Left.

  132. hat typo is SO fucking awesome, I almost thought it was intentional.

    The only way it was intentional is if my subconscious did it. Which … maybe.

  133. Ok. Yard is ok. House is sorta clean. I just need to rehang every picture in my house and then I’m ready for guests tomorrow.

    FML

  134. How many teenagers are in your basement at this moment?

  135. Leon read the article Lauraw linked. That POS admitted that one of the kids whose picture he sent was one of the kids he abused.

    “Upon being taken into custody he confessed to police that the pictures he provided them were of a 13 year old boy he abused. ”

    A couple of other indicators that this creep was guilty. Young, gay, and overly vocal about abuse. I’ve seen that quite a bit. Hiding in plain sight. He was a big Hillary supporter.

    And the dumbass Disney company probably just loved having this “diverse” person wear their rainbow pin.

  136. Carin, how are you going to avoid political talk?

  137. No clue.

  138. There is just one teenager in my basement right now – and she’s mine so it’s ok. Ethan is working. All of Erin’s male “Friends” are being kept at bay by new boyfriend. Heysus.

  139. My sister is bringing tequila because cousin’s husband wants to try it (it’s some fancy tequila). This may not end well.

  140. mmm, what kind of tequila?

  141. This may not end well.

    ——-

    Heh.

    Yes, tequila, guests you’re not too fond of and a political climate where one half of the country has lost their effing mind. Can’t wait to hear how it goes!

  142. Tequila Sunrise is a good summer sipping drink.
    Margaritas tend to get me in trouble. They go down like your mother on a hot day – way to fast and they tend to bite.

  143. Something I’ve also been wondering, Carin, if your Mom (who seems to be very emotionally caught up in politics and therefore I can assume, based on her FB stuff you link, is kind of passionate about it) hates Trump so much, when you have lunch or a visit or whatever, how do you handle it (if) when she brings it up?

  144. don julio.

    I’m thinking with 95 degree weather it’s a Olberon kind of day. My mint is also kick ass right now, so mojitos would be good.

    I also bought some lacroix, so i could try Leon’s suggestion of that tanquray /lime stuff.

  145. I try to change the subject when my mom or sister bring up Trump – because they are literally insane. It’s not even worth it.

  146. Cousin’s hubby may be in check because his fil will be there. But their strategy is to zip the lip and say nothing because … you know … ? They’ve basically made it so my uncle has to be unpolitical 24/7.

  147. I’m going to go pick up a pizza later, and I may swing by the store for limes for a gin and tonic this evening, once the packing is done.

  148. See, CoAlex – you could have come up to help me out tomorrow if you were in Ohio. lol.

  149. Did anyone listen to that song I posted upthread? It is fantastic.

  150. Just tell them you can’t wait for Trump’s next Supreme Court pick, and the next one when Ginsberg expires.

  151. I’m sure most of you are unaware of a fringe of the loonie left who revere RBG. Witness this

    https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/25422234-notorious-rbg

    If you search Notorious RBG you’ll get the full effect

  152. See, CoAlex – you could have come up to help me out tomorrow if you were in Ohio. lol.

    Darn it, so close.

  153. Mmm. Fresh mint. I should go check to see if mine survived the winter. Or walk next door to see if Miss Emily has any – mint julep sounds great right now.

  154. From Jimbro’s link. FFS this is the first review:

    Rachael rated it it was amazing
    Shelves: non-fiction
    For every millennial who thinks Lena Dunham is an important feminist, pick up this tidy gem of the feminist movement and fucking digest. Ruth Bader Ginsburg is bae.

  155. I planted some last year, my Nurse has an abundance. It was neglected after the first week or two and it still survived. It’s growing slowly now but it’s in a bed full of compost and I expect it will gradually take over which is the plan.

  156. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on June 29, 2018 2:39 pm

    How many teenagers are in your basement at this moment?

    =======

    Are you guys having a contest? How many are in your basement, CoAlex?

  157. I wish I had my kids in my basement.

  158. Almost time to start the charcoal chimney.
    I’m going to grill/smoke a couple huge chicken breasts and try (for the first time) to make an orange sauce/glaze.
    My simple Asian rice and some other side side yet TBD. Frozen peas?

  159. Did you know a soccer ball survived the Challenger explosion, and sat in a display case in Clear Lake High School in Houston, and hardly anyone knew about it?

    http://www.espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/23902766/nasa-astronaut-ellison-onizuka-soccer-ball-survived-challenger-explosion?sf192867462=1

  160. Leon read the article Lauraw linked. That POS admitted that one of the kids whose picture he sent was one of the kids he abused.

    You don’t get admissions like that out of someone who knows it means summary execution. Look, I get the sentiment. I’d stake the guy out and burn him alive if I’d caught him. I DO NOT trust the state with that kind of power over citizens.

  161. Carin?

    https://tinyurl.com/y9n2kac7

  162. Like a boss……

    https://tinyurl.com/ybznmn4e

  163. Like a boss……

    Is that Scott & Laura?

  164. I don’t have any faith in any of our institutions anymore. The FBI…seriously, a bunch of not bright, clowns. The CIA? Uufffffffffff, The Congress? A bunch of mentally deficient buffoons. Trump is about the only guy I think is working for me. But who knows, I may be eating my words on that too.

  165. https://tinyurl.com/y74rzrma

  166. The guy filling in for Rush today had a letter sent to him from an FBI agent who asked him to please not equate the DC FBI with the rank and file agents out in the rest of America. While I want to believe him I’m finding it tough to do.

  167. While I want to believe him I’m finding it tough to do.

    ——-

    Agree. I want to believe, however, the normal ones may be outliers.

  168. I’ve been reading a great book called “World WarcII At Sea: A Global History” by Craig L. Symonds and I’m on the last couple of chapters. So good I didn’t want it to finish. It came out this year so the kindle version was pricey so I got the hardcover version to pass along.

  169. World War II … not sure where the c came from

  170. I believe it.

    One of the morons we met up with a few times is a FBI agent.

    Wicked smart and conservative.

  171. I fell asleep after the local news last night and woke up when Paula got home after her shift with one of the late night shows on. I was barely conscious but heard some jackass going on and on about the poor children at the border. As I reached for the remote to turn it off I realized it was that fat bastard Michael Moore making hay with his latest lefty crusade trying to remain relevant. First class cunt. That’s where the c came from

  172. Michael Moore was extorting the people’s to “put their bodies on the line”. I’m thinking, you first Mickey, show us how it’s done.

  173. The agents living outside the DC bubble are likely just trying to do their jobs. It’s the upper level agents in DC who are the problem.

    Tear down the FBI headquarters and move it to Detroit. I would love to see a law that says no executive agency can have its headquarters or more than two dozen people stationed within two hundred miles of DC. Exempt a few military units necessary for the defense of DC and ceremonial duties, but that’s it.

  174. I have a very good friend who is an FBI agent also. Father of a volleyball player who we traveled with a lot.

    The type that wore his sidearm on the plane. At a Las Vegas volleyball tournament, he was driving the van with myself and the team and he did a fast 180 degree turn with brakes when we saw a questionable deal going down.

  175. No. All the No.
    Don’t want to even think about Michael Moore putting his his body anywhere.
    Maybe a line of rattlesnakes, burlt even then I don’t think I could look at it.

  176. Tear down the FBI headquarters and move it to Detroit. I would love to see a law that says no executive agency can have its headquarters or more than two dozen people stationed within two hundred miles of DC. Exempt a few military units necessary for the defense of DC and ceremonial duties, but that’s it.

    ——–

    Agree.

  177. Kobe Japanese Steakhouse for dinner. My life is awesome.

  178. Right on, Puppeh.

    https://is.gd/MqRdDv

  179. I was just thinking about you, Sean.

    https://is.gd/ahQZAC

  180. Oath of Office for U.S. Senator

    I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter: So help me God.

    As far as I’m concerned, Gillibrand has broken this oath.

  181. Good one, Pups. Stealing that.

  182. After re-examining the model and her attributes I have determined that one could probably make healthy babies with her. Or maybe the size of her tits just suggest the ability to well nourish a child….the woman screams “healthy baby maker”

  183. Plus she’s German, so you know she’ll love your gentleman’s sausage.

  184. Those ain’t child bearing hips, but I’d certainly take a run at her.
    She really is supercute.

  185. Depending on the picture she kinda looks like either Bebe Neuwirth or Sarah McLaughlan

  186. When I first woke up this AM, pic #2 made me think of Baby from Dirty Dancing.

  187. Yeah, if she were older and fatter.

  188. Eh. Poor lass has no ass.

  189. I think Thursday is open around here, b-rad. Shapely Ass Thursday could be your new thing.

  190. Fapworthy.

  191. Thanks Roamy. I only answer texts.

  192. Friday news dump in the Q. My cousin, Raul, is the most hated person in NM right now. He gave Michele Martens a plea deal and she took it.

  193. Wow, Oso. I hope it wasn’t for time served.

  194. Sadly, Sean, when WP nuked my blog, they nuked my account as well. I can’t post here anymore.

  195. Child abuse resulting in death. 12-15 years.

  196. Well, hell, b-rad. I guess Thursday will remain Miscellaneous Bullshit Day.

  197. I think Jimbro does a great job of poating on Thursdays.

  198. Oso, not nearly enough time, and I’m mean enough to hope her life in jail is hell.

  199. He does indeed, roamy. I was being facetious.

  200. Roamy, all of NM is in shock. She pimped her daughter out and it eventually resulted in her death. This case has most New Mexicans willing to revisit the DP, and Raul offered a plea!

  201. Thor’s day poats!!! Tuesday needs work.

  202. Is Raul one of the cousins who went to Stanfurd? Because that would explain a lot.

  203. Stanturd Law

  204. Harvard undergrad and London School of Economics for Masters.

  205. Soros sponsored DA. He didn’t wear the purple tie in today’s news dump

  206. Dan has high blood pressure. I’m suddenly on a new diet. Pretty sure I’ll be a shadow of myself soon. 🎶🎶🎶wasting away again in Margaritaville🎶

  207. His dad is an AUSA

  208. Raul can eat a dick. Go Bears.

  209. My cousins Tony and Ron were Stanturd undergrads. They can eat a dick too.

  210. My cousin, Patty, is a Berkeley grad. She changed her name to Jasmine. She’s Jewish. First BF was a real Nazi from Germany. She married a Greek guy that is all open borders. Her brother, Ron, is totes Stanturd. Married a chick from Colombia.

  211. “Stanford Kids Can Eat A Dick” is traditionally sung to the tune of “The Camptown Ladies”.

  212. Doo-daaaaah!
    Doo-daaaaah!

  213. Turn up your radio and let me hear the song
    Switch on your electric light
    Then we can get down to what is really wrong
    I long to derp you tight so I can feel you
    Sweet lady of the night I shall reveal you

  214. How can I be the first one up? I worked last night.

    Wake your lazy asses up.

  215. Sod off.

  216. I’ve been up since 630 but had nothing pithy to share. New parish has 830am confession on Saturdays, so I’m trying to psych myself up for ut.

  217. L – R, Carin – Zumba

    https://tinyurl.com/yahso2x2

    Nailed it!

    https://tinyurl.com/yb4spzn6

  218. I’ve been up since 5 and I never have pithy comments so I threw a load of laundry in, tidied up the kitchen, got on my workout clothes and had 2 delicious hazelnut coffees. Now I’m jacked up and can do arms, abs and ass (actually called———>AAA).

    Rainy and cloudy here which is putting a damper on a calorie burning bike ride later.

    My husband will be installing a cat door for my daughter today, looks easy, however, anyone have any good advice for him? (Not the bullshit advice normally given around here).

  219. Hoo boy, looked up that case Oso was talking about last night. The best outcome is a shiv in jail, hopefully preventing this woman from ever having another child.

  220. I’m not sure about particulars but my twitter feed often has details on the Trump administration cracking down hard on human traffickers. Huge busts taking place.

    The human race spectrum is so wide. Such great goodness, such great evil.

  221. Hey, I haven’t owned a thread in a long time. And by “own” I mean ramble like Lena Dunham trying to convince herself she’s rational. It just goes on and on and doesn’t get anywhere.

  222. My husband will be installing a cat door for my daughter today, looks easy, however, anyone have any good advice for him? (Not the bullshit advice normally given around here).

    Why don’t you just give her a key so she can use the regular door?

  223. Hmmm, my ISP keeps dropping Ace for some reason. It won’t connect for a couple of days, then it’s fine for a while. Weird.

  224. I love the whole Jim Acosta Dear Diary deal.

    He’s a drama queen who thinks he’s smart. He gets owned so often it’s embarrassing.

  225. Chi, grammar gets me every time.

  226. Fuck that. Let cat daughter live outside.

    Freak.

  227. I was up until 3am packing and hauling crap to the dumpster. I still need to pack away my office, the last few boxes of misc crap, and then figure out if I need to make a run to the dump. I may need to just to get rid of a futon. I also have to drive two hours round trip to return a violin, sweep/mop/wipe down the house, and drive six hours to Vegas.

    Fuck my life today.

  228. About the header pic. You know, any guy that had three testicles would never think one of them was ‘extra’.

  229. Wow, that’s shitty, Colex.

  230. “shitty Colex”
    Ha!!

  231. We need to get a new account rolling for xnad-
    We should have a naming contest

  232. Oso needs to start posting too

  233. CV is years behind on his monthly funnies.

  234. CV = xb

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