UUF (Ugly Unmotivated Friday)

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today was born in Los Vegas, NV on December 30th, 1991.  She stands 5′ 3″, weighs a bunch and measures a beefy 40F-32-40.  Please have some more cake and say hello to Miss Felicia Clover!

 

 

126 Comments

  1. Speechless…

  2. Wide load with a narrow appeal

    I bet she could plow a field and churn some butter without breaking a sweat

  3. What temperature is John McCain?

  4. This poat May well qualify for EPA Superfund cleanup status.

  5. Chick needs her own zip code.

    Hell, her own AREA code.

  6. Hoo boy.

  7. Haaahhhhaa PD!!! Where have you been?

  8. Ok, this model choice … I dunno. But I did notice that she actually looks prettier in the shots with less makeup and crap.

  9. *

    on poat *

    nice joob pup!!

  10. What temperature is John McCain?

    “Room temp” in AZ might be above 98.6F, so maybe the better question is whether he’s holding Cindy’s senate seat.

    I suspect she’ll be even worse.

  11. The pigtails are nice. P-I-G-tails.

    And just out of view in one picture is a feather duster. I’m sure Mare will notice.

  12. She’ll switch to D. She wears N0H8 tape on her mouth with her ample daughter Megaton.

  13. Haha, the penguin and Scot playing a bagpipe pic on AOS makes me raff.

  14. I never wanted to hate, but we’re deep, deep into Awakened Saxon territory.

  15. Dude on youtube does reactions to music. He just started doing tool. He’d – like – never heard it.

    Anyway, he compared Maynard’s voice to Chris Cornell’s. Nope. that’s off. Everything else he’s pretty spot on.

  16. Somewhere in the Ether, Rosie smiles.

  17. I don’t get the bullshit, “Hey, I’ve owned this senate seat for 50 years so I’m going to pressure everyone into shutting their mouths when I pass it on to my wife (who is a ***t, don’t worry, that’s what I call my wives).”

  18. Well, he did buy that seat with her money.

  19. Jeb and Hillary think this country needs more political dynasties.

  20. Dude probably flatlined weeks ago, they just held off to pull this stunt.

  21. Obama is working on it.

  22. Held on long enough so AZ doesn’t hold a special election.

  23. “Held on” = “Fudged date of passing”

  24. is this a trick question?
    Suppose a firm has sales in cash. When does the inflow of cash occur?

    cannot be determined with the information provided

    depends on the terms of credit

    depends on collection patterns

    at the time of the sale

  25. Oof. Especially skeevy today. You had to turn over a few rocks to find this one, I’m sure.

  26. My answer is D “at the time of sale”.

  27. Which of the following is not an accurate trade-off relevant to working capital management?

    A firm makes large investments in cash and marketable securities, which reduces its overall rate of return but protects the firm from risk.

    Reducing the risk of illiquidity may decrease profitability.

    Short-term debt is repaid or rolled over more often, which may place an undue burden on the firm at a bad time of the year, and its interest rates are less predictable; by contrast, long-term debt is more predictable, less risky, and less profitable.

    Firms with few current assets are more liquid than those with more.


  28. Firms with few current assets are more liquid than those with more.

  29. I’m with MJ, ONE of the worst things to happen to this Country is political dynasties (Oligarchies).

    Kennedy (drunk and horny is no way to go through life)
    Bush (let’s hug it out but only if we can cross the aisle doing it)
    Clinton (you can’t fix completely corrupted)
    McCain (I’m tough but only when kick my base squarely in the vagina)

  30. I’m proud of Carin. She’s doing what it takes to drag her kid across the finish line. Totally get it.

  31. (drunk and horny is no way to go through life)

    You shut your whore mouth.

  32. She shouldn’t have to drag her kid across the finish line.

  33. Which of the following statements about working capital management is false?

    Working capital management decides what portion of the firm’s debts should be financed through short-term and long-term sources.

    Working capital management is concerned with the difference between the current assets and current liabilities.

    Working capital management involves reducing the risk of illiquidity.

    Working capital management tries to match short-lived assets with long-term financing.

  34. They shouldn’t have put her in a college course.

    /continues dragging

    I’ve finished all the project pretty much. I bombed this quiz earlier, but once I’m done then I just have the final.

    And then me and Jimmy are going to the soda fountain for a malt, and he’s going to teach me out to smoke.

  35. I’m thinking it’s the last answer, but I’ve just skimmed this college course.

  36. Working capital management tries to match short-lived assets with long-term financing.

    “The primary purpose of working capital management is to make sure the company always maintains sufficient cash flow to meet its short-term operating costs and short-term debt obligations.”
    https://www.investopedia.com/terms/w/workingcapitalmanagement.asp#ixzz5HBg2D4oU

  37. I had to laugh, because after I got the book to open, I’m reading a bit and it says something about “you probably learned about this in your accounting course …”

    And I raffed and raffed.

  38. I soo smart.

  39. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on June 1, 2018 11:17 am
    She shouldn’t have to drag her kid across the finish line.

    ——

    I agree. But not her fault and when weighing out pros and cons sometimes parents have to do shit.

  40. As an english major, I’m going to have to call bs on this. Is there ANY possible way to figure this out?

    Forty percent of a firm’s sales are collected during the first month after the sale; 35% are collected during the second month following the sale; 20% are collected during the third month following the sale; 5% are collected during the fourth month. What cash is collected in July from May’s sales, which totaled $75,000?

    $30,000

    $26,250

    $3,750

    $15,000

    July? May? WTF are they talking about.

  41. They sold $75,000 worth of goods in May. They collected 40% of that during June, and 35% during July. $75,000 x .35 = $26,250.

  42. Which of the following is not a reason for the importance of working capital management?

    Reducing the costs of short-term financing increases profitability.

    Current liabilities are not responsive to time-sensitive decisions.

    Managing assets so that inventory matches current sales can facilitate an inverse relationship between sales and their capital requirements.

    Improved working capital management improves liquidity.

  43. I’m thinking the liquidity one

  44. Maybe not. crap.

  45. Ok, I got a 70% on that one.

  46. “Current liabilities are not responsive to time-sensitive decisions.”

    This is my choice. WCM does improve liquidity.

  47. Car in, I hope your daughter pays you back in spades after all of this. You’re a good momma.

  48. It’s true that they shouldn’t have put her in the college course, and not at the last minute.

  49. Some times parents have to do shit….

    Rumor has it that my ole man and a couple of cop friends effectively relocated a child molester type that was showing interest in my sister and her friend…back in the day…… One day he was there, and then he wasn’t. Ever again.

  50. And what did I miss regarding that POS McCain? He’s passing his seat over to his recovering drug addled, non-political, wife? How can he get away with that?
    Surely the people of AZ have a say in this. Like if she wants the seat, she needs to run for it.

  51. Agree with Beasnsnsnsnsnsnsn. I’m going to buy Carin a drink. A big one. After her workout of course.

  52. Ok, so now I officially just have the final and to finish up the three projects. They’re pretty much done, but I’m not ready to “send” them just yet. I can’t figure out how to do the graph correctly for one (the CAPM thing – I got the x,y thing going but I don’t know how to put the dot in for company Z).

  53. Car in, I hope your daughter pays you back in spades healthy, born-in-wedlock-to-a-good-man grandbabies after all of this. You’re a good momma.

    Fixt.

  54. relocated a child molester type that was showing interest in my sister and her friend…back in the day…… One day he was there, and then he wasn’t. Ever again.

    ——-

    Love that story. More extreme than most but I think sometimes things need to be handled in unconventional ways.

  55. /does eye -finger thing with Leon

  56. Well duh, leon. That is what ‘spades’ means.

    Can I be an auntie, car in?

  57. Coalex, when is a good time for you and me to take this final? lol

  58. Sure thing Beasn.

  59. I can pretty much leave it open online as long as I want … so it’s not as if we have to do it w/in a huge time crunch.

  60. Not today. I’ve got to leave for work in 15 minutes, and hit the gym tonight.

  61. obviously not today. I work tonight too.

  62. I’m free this weekend, except for Saturday evening.

  63. Sunday morning? Not too early/crack of dawn shit. But I work at four, so there is a big window there.

  64. That should work.

  65. How the fight began

  66. Thanks for doing Erin’s homework, Alex and Kar en.

  67. Why are you taking a final?

    WTF?

  68. How is this a video game?

  69. MJ, you’ve missed too many episodes for me to catch you up on Lapeer Creek.

  70. Alex, have you seen the SJW bullshit the industry is putting out these days? That actually looks educational ‘n’ shit.

  71. So kind of “Money Pit” as a video game? That would be cool if the bathtub could fall through the floor and such ;)

  72. Heh. “When will it make any sense that I’m playing this game?”

    “Two weeks.”

  73. There should be a multiplayer mode where you have to succesfully renovate the house without getting a divorce or suing each other.

  74. The secret Charlie Chaplin-esque level where you’re on the scaffolding would be fun.

  75. Comment by mare on June 1, 2018 11:48 am
    relocated a child molester type that was showing interest in my sister and her friend…back in the day…… One day he was there, and then he wasn’t. Ever again.

    ——-

    Love that story. More extreme than most but I think sometimes things need to be handled in unconventional ways.

    Down here in Texas, we call that the “He needed killin’ ” defense.

  76. The H.I. McDunnough defense – “he was provoking me.”

  77. Last day off for a while. I have been gardening since 9:30 this morning. Covered with compost and sweat and bug bites. I feel fabulously happy.

    See you later, defecator.

  78. Raising Arizona reference killed it.

  79. Did you guys see Sally Fields defense of Samantha B? Apparently Hotspur has been a fan of Hillary now for quite awhile…..

  80. All because of who her father is. But it’s not as bad as racism.

  81. A cowbell post, on a sunny Friday in June…

    My god, how long has it been?

  82. So now leftists are facing mobs trying to destroy their livelihoods becausr they failed to reveal and publicly denounce un-woke relatives.

  83. So now leftists are facing mobs trying to destroy their livelihoods becausr they failed to reveal and publicly denounce un-woke relatives.

    Stop! It’s been almost 4 hours and I’m going to have to go see a doctor or get a tinder account!

  84. I guess I now have to add Sally Field to my extensive list of cunts.

  85. Sally Fields hasn’t been relevant since Smokey And The Bandit.
    Nobody cares what that idiot thinks and she knows it. Hence, the need to be edgy so someone will listen.

  86. This made me LOL:

    Comment by Lauraw
    See you later, defecator.

  87. Down here in Texas, we call that the “He needed killin’ ” defense.
    ————-

    My Brother was about 10 years old with a friend in an area we called The Gulch.

    A weird guy shows up exposes himself and calls them over.

    They take off running. They tell my Dad about it. The guy is gone when looked for.

    About 2 weeks later my Brother was with Dad at Dad’s small restaurant, they go next door to the Electrolux shop to pick up their vacuum.

    After they left the shop my Brother tells my Dad that the employee at the shop was the guy at The Gulch.

    The guy gets fired of course (owner was a good friend of my Dad’s) and as he’s leaving my Dad (with a baseball bat) tells the guy if he ever sees him near his son, the restaurant or in ———–(town where we lived) he’s done. Never saw the guy again.

  88. Ham will be ready about 2030 central. Mrs. Pupster had to work late so it didn’t get in the oven until I got home. Dammit. I’m ham hungry. Ho made mashed potatoes and whatever else Mrs. Pupster brings home from the free food bin at her jerb.

    I hope everyone has a nice weekend and dreams of sweet sweet Felicity Clover in the wee small hours.

  89. I’ve been up since 2AM and I’m a little punchy.

    Boy1 and 2 were both off work today and did fuckall around the house, I came home and hurt some feelings while kicking asses. 1’s doing dishes 2’s doing laundry. To be fair, neither one of them got out of bed before the crack of noon so they only really wasted about 5 hours or so.

    Fuck.

  90. Oh hey Alex, you are aces for helping CARin and her boy-magnet. I think it’s really great.

  91. I think it’s great that you chose her for National Doughnut Day, Pupster.

  92. It all started with the musical selection. I had no idea it was national donut day goddamnit. Ham countdown at 2 hours. I’ll never make it.

  93. Meh. Cut them some slack, Pups. If the weather is anywhere close to what it is here, sleeping in isn’t a crime. Personally, I napped for an hour today – 90° will do that to you.

    Then again, if I had a couple kids on site, this place would be spotless and look like the Botanical Gardens…

  94. It chaps my ass that I work 10 hour days and have to come home to piles of dirty laundry and dishes and no dinner. They were both still in pajamas at 5PM. The wonder dog was busting at the seams to get out, her water bowl was almost empty. One was sitting in his chair watching youtube on his phone the other at his PC playing a steam game. I might have raised my voice.

    We have air conditioning. Bunch a bullshit.

  95. Flashback to 1981 or so.
    Yeah, I might’ve had my ass kicked up between my shoulderblades once or twice…

  96. I hope everyone has a nice weekend and dreams of sweet sweet Felicity Clover in the wee small hours.

    Any dreams of mine that include that stankho will take the form of an old fashioned sexual hygiene advisory.

  97. https://is.gd/CXaLEn

  98. Growing up with a retired Navy Master Chief as Dad, you learned quickly that sloth and gluttony will not be tolerated. (He wasn’t even particularly spiritual)

  99. I am worried about my neighbor.
    It’s 8pm, and it’s only the third time he’s used his leafblower today. I hope he’s OK.

  100. Is it raining, Chi?

  101. Ooh – I didn’t think of that. Good call.
    Maybe he’s waiting for a thunderstorm? Or a volcano to erupt?

  102. You should crazy glue some leaves in his street gutter or middle of his parking spot.

  103. If you ever get the chance to go see Norm Macdonald live, fucking do it. Went and saw him last night. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard.

  104. Holy crap!
    Crazy coincidence? The dude just called me – first time in months. Does he read the blog here???

  105. What is the deal with buffalo wild wing sauce?

  106. Got it, their site was hacked and weird crap was tweeted.

  107. The only wing sauce worth considering is the original. 50/50 butter & Frank’s Red Hot. Anything else is a scam.

  108. Wings don’t come from chickens.

  109. Of course they do. Have you ever seen a flying buffalo?

  110. Pigeons from Buffalo.

  111. Mare, I love that story. MIL had similar. BRB. NEED TO READ BBF

  112. *ham coma*

  113. Throws regular DP at Sean’s head. MFer I love Norm!!!

  114. It was an amazing show. He did a Cosby impression that about killed me.

  115. OMG…that cat in the header.

    HAHAHAHA

  116. I think humor died with BHO. Nothing was funny about the black messiah. Joke thread at the HQ. OSO to her dying dad that crushed on Worf: It’s a knick knack Patty Wack give Barack a loan

  117. True Story: voting groups went to my dad’s home. He registered GOP. They lost all paperwork except for Team Dementia D

  118. He wasn’t able to vote. He was in love with Worf Obama. Never realized his vote for MO’s butt didn’t matter

  119. GN ya effing Morons

  120. *ham coma*

    I saw Ham Coma open for Meat Flaps at the Fillmore back in ’98.

  121. I drove up to Dallas last night for a job interview this afternoon. It went well and I expect a tempting offer soon, however as I had several hours to kill after checking out of my hotel before my interview, I drove around exploring. I found I did not like the parts of Dallas I would be working in. I thought that is no problem I have no ties to Houston what do I care?
    After driving back to Houston I found upon hitting the beltway I was thinking “This is a town”
    Who knew a hermit that lives in a cave could like a town that is not his home so much?

  122. It was you breathless and derp
    I could feel my eyes turning into dust
    And two strangers turning into dust
    Turning into dust

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