End Of May, Ayuh, It’s Soon To Be June

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Jay’s new workers are not the sharpest pencils in town.

Good times with Hotspur at the spelling bee

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Just ask your mom

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Leon has a new ghetto hive name, Bee-on

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Hilla-bee is not a bee

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Emo bee

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C&H, making absolutely no sense

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It’s been one of those weird weeks where you have a 3 day weekend and the work week is shorter but since everyone is trying to cram 5 days into 4 it’s really not all that restful. Guess that’s why they call it work. (That’s a colloquialism that drives me crazy. Yet I use it a few times per year. WHY?) Well, anyway, have a happy Thursday. Later defecators!

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209 Comments

  1. https://tinyurl.com/y967g62l

  2. wakey wakeky

  3. That’s horrible, Jimbro!
    They actually have to post signs to tell idiots not to do that?!?
    Turd world countries, indeed.

  4. Haha, I’ve seen someone try that. They were mad that I kicked them out of the way, until I explained that molten cheese sticks to skin like napalm.

  5. Open immigration attracts all kinds, eh Trudeau?

  6. And why is he holding a paddle AND a screen? Why isn’t the screen too hot to hold. And you can hold the pizza from the bottom on your fingertips if you’ve stuck your hand into a 550 degree oven every weekend for 30 years.

    It comes in handy for taking baked potatoes out of the oven at home.

  7. Isnt the paddle too small? It looks like one designed to handle single serving pizzas and calzones.

    Check out Second City Cop for all the fun that happened in Chicago on the Mag Mile over the weekend that is not being reported in the news. Absolutely Insane stuff.

  8. Canada really should be more embarrassed about, well, everything, but Trudeau in particular.

  9. Yes, that paddle (peel, if you will) is too small for that pizza. But not if it’s on that screen.

  10. Between sending us Jim Carrey, Canadian “bacon” and Trudeau in general, but especially inviting Muslims into the country to literally shit in their streets and on beaches, Trump should just invade Canada and take it over, then make it the 51st state.

  11. I just defecated a great cappuccino this morning.

    Buying that little machine was a sketchy purchase that turned out to be a great idea.

  12. New recipe: Blackened Chicken

    Figured you racists would like that.

  13. Canada really should be more embarrassed about, well, everything, but Trudeau in particular.

    I’m still waiting for the reveal that Trudeau is actually some gag by a hidden camera TV show to see how long before people realize that he’s not a real Prime Minister.

  14. 9-11 terrorists entered through Canada.

    ’nuff said.

    Invade them, destroy them, tell Mexico to build The Wall or they’re next.

  15. No way. Canada is awesome. We need a dumb little brother that’s kinda faggy. It makes us look better.

  16. We have all kinds of dumb little brothers all over the world.

  17. But you’d kick your dumb, faggy little brothers ass if he made sport out of clubbing baby seals to death.
    (At least I hope you would)

  18. Oh, my God! I thought Jimbro’s link was from Africa. I had to do a triple take.

  19. Do we really need an “East Alaska”, though?

  20. East Alaska makes a pretty damned good lox, y’know.
    And I’ve never had poutine, but it sounds yummy.

  21. Trump is going to pardon Dinesh D’Souza.

  22. Plus East Alaska gave us that adorable TV chef, Kary Osmond. That alone makes up for Alanis Morisette.

  23. Who here knows how to graph CAPM and beta or some such bullshit.

  24. If you’re an old timer from the ONT, cthulhu could definitely help you. Do you know him & have a backchannel contact?

  25. That sounds like a job for Coalex!

  26. I’ll just leave this here:

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  27. haaahhhhahahaha

    Mare loves Hotspur.

  28. Good morning to you too, Hotspur.

  29. In honor of Trey Goudy I’d like to say this about all he’s done for conservatives:

    https://tinyurl.com/y9lj7skr

  30. Hotspur, if they tried to take away is right to call someone a ***t!

    https://imgur.com/gallery/CS30ogE

  31. Hotspur, unsurprisingly, is unhelpful.

  32. Wait, we’re supposed to be helpful?

  33. Comment by mare on May 31, 2018 9:46 am
    Oh, my God! I thought Jimbro’s link was from Africa. I had to do a triple take.

    It looks like the billboard is from Ghana.

  34. If you want help, it’s going to cost you.

  35. Hotspur at the spelling bee

  36. And yes I know it was in the post, I’m highlighting it!

  37. Carin, will your daughter officially graduate this month or end of summer?

  38. Should we all call Chelsea Clinton a feckless ***t? I think that would be fine, right?

  39. I get so tired of the same RINO assholes who won’t go away. Even when told politely.

    WE DON’T NEED YOU.

    McCain, Romney, Flake to name a few.

    That asshole Romney is especially like gum stuck on your shoe. Nothing good about it.

  40. Carin, will your daughter officially graduate this month or end of summer?

    *winces*

    Although, I think Car in only threatened bodily harm if someone asked her IRL……..and tehhostages most definitely isn’t RL.

  41. Liberals calling people all sorts of names knowing they won’t face any sort of criticism for it isn’t brave or edgy or anything cool. Its just silly and mean spirited.

    Which is why I support it 100%. Please keep calling half the country racist cunts that fuck their sisters and don’t know where to get authentic tapas.

    Please. I’m begging you. Please.

  42. Please keep telling us that we want dead school children and to rip apart poor families that come here for nothing more than a better life.

    Please keep telling us that we’re greedy for wanting to keep our own money.

    Please keep telling us that we don’t deserve good schools or good jobs because we’re not part of the future, whatever the fuck that means.

    Please keep telling us that unless we use fake words or want to kiss a man in drag we’re somehow unenlightened.

    Please keep telling how much you hate us.

    Because the one of the fondest memories I have is watching the collective soul of the Left get crushed in 2016 and I desperately want to see the sequel. It promises to be even better this time.

  43. 2020 sees the release of Ben Rhodes 2: The Crying

  44. “This is how you get more Trump” is real.

  45. Who here knows how to graph CAPM and beta or some such bullshit.

    *raises hand*

  46. Comment by bcochran81 on May 31, 2018 11:52 am
    2020 sees the release of Ben Rhodes 2: The Crying

    Seriously, someone needs to photoshop Ben Rhodes next to Sad Keanu.

  47. I love the pain they’re creating for themselves. Its everything to me right now.

    Can you even imagine how this is going to play out?

    OUR POLLS SHOW TRUMP BEHIND!
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    Wins by landslide

  48. http://theothermccain.com/2018/05/30/coraline-ada-ehmke-transgender-feminist-satanic-sjw/

    Everything google touches turns to shit just like that…

  49. I don’t know anyone who voted for Trump in 2016 who likes him or his policies less.

    In fact, Trump’s actions and comments seem to have cemented their support. I’m one of them.

  50. Trump had basically nowhere to go but up. A lot of people held their nose to vote for him because he wasn’t Hillary. That was my reasoning, with the thought that anything conservative he did after that would be gravy.

    Well, it’s the fucking day after Thanksgiving, and the leftover mashed potatoes are piled high. We’re getting all the gravy we could ever want.

  51. Seriously, someone needs to photoshop Ben Rhodes next to Sad Keanu.

    Heh. I’ll see if I can do that this evening when I’ve got my laptop with PS.

  52. COALEX – thank GOD you’re here. The the security market line a “standard” or does it change?

    It’s amazing how I can’t just find a simple answer on the internet.

  53. This is what I’m working on (don’t ask any questions, just get in the car)

    Define CAPM.
    Describe how the concept of beta impacts financial decision making.
    Calculate the required return for a Company Z that has a beta of 1.4 if the market risk premium is 9% and the risk-free rate is 4%.
    Graph the security market line and plot Company Z on that graph.

    I’ve done the first part and I’m pretty sure I calculated the required return correctly and now I’m trying to graph the SML.

  54. Oh, and FML.

  55. refresh

  56. Carin just proved that yes, in fact, high school counselors are worthless.

  57. Yea. My daughter’s counselor gave her a course with these questions on it. To a girl who struggled with math. Honestly.

    I’ve been doing her finance shit for going on three days now. I’m getting a mid-range C if anyone’s interested.

  58. W/o the book, because it won’t load.

  59. Car in, I didn’t understand a word of that. Good luck.

  60. IKR? Fml.

  61. a friend asked “You’re doing her work?”

    Fuck ya I am. And I’m barely passing. Fucking school and stupid teachers and stupid counselors.

    My mistake is that I assumed they knew what they were doing. WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY DO ALL DAY that they make these huge mistakes? How this guy didn’t know one course from another … . that’s like a guy ordering the fish sandwich, and I bring him a lobster.

  62. The security market line relates the risk of an individual asset to its return, so yes, it will change for each asset. Remember that:

    SML = E(r_i) = r_f + b*[ E(r_m)-r_f ]

    E(r_i) = Expected rate of return of an individual asset

    r_f = risk-free rate of return (rate of return of a gov’t bond or other “risk-free” asset)

    b = “beta” or sensitivity of an individual asset to movements in the market as a whole.

    E(r_m) = expected rate of return for the market as a whole.

    Beta basically determines the slope of the SML, while the risk-free rate of return sets the y-intercept. A higher beta means that the asset is riskier, since it will move a lot more when the market moves than an asset with a lower beta.

  63. I don’t understand a word of it either.

    Then again, I don’t understand most things mentioned here.

    https://tinyurl.com/ycoxa8ve

  64. I need to be in my garden. But if I stop doing this for any extended period of time, it may leak out of my brain.

  65. I’ve heard silicone ear plugs are the best!

  66. Whose turn is it to kick Alex in the balls?

  67. No, I meant, whose turn is it to appreciate Alex’s well educated, smartness?

  68. OH. so how do I plot it? I start at 4%, correct? I think they’ve simplified it a bit by just giving me the “market risk premium” instead of the two numbers – they don’t give me the market return number.

    I assumed I just used that number?

  69. They give me beta 1.4
    market risk premium of 9%
    Risk free rate 4%

    I’m assuming it’s simplified because it’s an intro course. You know, which would be awesome if the book would open.

    fml

  70. I WAS FUCKING TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO MATH. NOT ONLY IS THIS MATH, IT’S FUCKING AWFUL NO GOOD DON’T EVEN GRASP THE BASIC CONCEPT MATH.

    FUCK. THAT.

  71. I figured the required return at 16.6% and I have no idea if that’s right, but it seems about ok.

  72. Look, bcock, if I have to do this, you all have to endure it with me.

  73. *click

  74. Are you coming to the MeatUp, Car in? Cause if you are, you’re earning yourself at least one shot bought by me. Might be a Cement Mixer, might not.

  75. LOL. No, I can’t go.

  76. Now it’s definitely a Cement Mixer

  77. I don’t know anyone who voted for Trump in 2016 who likes him or his policies less.
    ————————-
    I had the same thought a few days ago. Who are the people that have buyers remorse?

    They don’t exist. Its the opposite. People who were iffy before are more solid today.

  78. LOL. those are such a waste of good alcohol.

  79. Co Alex will solve for nudes.

  80. So is the Samantha Bee thing called Cuntygate?

  81. Hell, he may even be making converts. Although that may be a function of just how batshit the #Insistence has gotten.

  82. I WAS FUCKING TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO MATH.

    Was it that liar Hotspur who told you that?

    Because this right here is a fuckin’ mathblog.

  83. The counselors at my school were pretty much drunk most of the time. Kept a bottle in the bottom desk drawer. Nice guys, but not too bright.

  84. Hell, he may even be making converts.

    He is. *raises hand* It wasn’t that I was so much anti-Trump before, it was that I didn’t trust or believe him. I looked at prior words/deeds and his penchant for…bombasticness (is so a word)….and didn’t trust him. I hoped to God I was wrong. And I was. Election held today, I pull the lever. Easily.

  85. Define CAPM.
    Describe how the concept of beta impacts financial decision making.

    Beta is the sensitivity of an asset to the return of the market. Assets with higher betas will provide greater returns than assets with lower betas. Assets with negative betas will move in the opposite direction from the market (so if the market declines a stock with a negative beta will increase in price). Betas can used to create portfolio where individual risk is reduced or eliminated, such as by buying two assets with opposite betas (.5 and -.5, for example). In such a case, the result is a portfolio whose return should equal the market return.

    Calculate the required return for a Company Z that has a beta of 1.4 if the market risk premium is 9% and the risk-free rate is 4%.

    beta = 1.4
    risk-free rate = .04
    market risk premium = .09 = Expected return – risk-free rate
    Expected Return(market) = .09 + rfr (.04) = .13

    SML = .04 + 1.4*(.13-.04) = .04 + 1.4(.09) = .04 + .126 = .166

    Graph the security market line and plot Company Z on that graph.

    Draw a graph like so:

    |
    |
    ________|_______

    Where the y-axis is your rate of return and the x-axis is beta. Figure out where the equation

    Rate of return = .04 + b*.9

    holds for each b.

    So when b= 0, rate of return = .04. When the rate of return = 0, b= -4/9 = -0.44. When b=2, rate of return = 2.84. Draw a line between those three points. Put a dot at b=1.4, rate of return = .166. Label that dot “Company Z”.

  86. Stupid question:

    Is Valarie Jarret black? I must have missed it. I thought she was Persian.

  87. You’ve got it, Car in.

  88. So, I was right about the 16.6 % ? wow.

  89. Ok, just need to plot the graph. I really thought you could find anything on the internet. It’s just not true. No where does it explain how to plot this grpah.

    thanks!

    I’ll incorporate your words into my essay. I wrote something already, but your’s is probably better.

  90. Is Valarie Jarret black? I must have missed it. I thought she was Persian.

    Black, brown, whatever. They all look the same, amirite? At least when the media needs them to.

  91. Blersian.

  92. ValJar is a type of weasel.

    Seriously, she looks like a damn anthropomorphic ferret.

  93. It’s just not true. No where does it explain how to plot this graph.

    It’s kind of assumed that you’ll be able to figure it out, because by the time you take a finance course you’ve got enough algebra under your belt that you’ll recognize the equation. They don’t assume you’re a harried soccer mom trying to get this shit done right now because your daughter’s counselors and teachers are morons and you haven’t had to dredge up your math skills for a few years.

  94. I WAS FUCKING TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO MATH.

    Was it that liar Hotspur who told you that?

    Because this right here is a fuckin’ mathblog.

    Next up, Leon will go into depth on the Standard Model.

  95. I hope Roseanne sues the shit out of Disney and I hope part of her offense is side by side photos of Jarrett and the Planet of the Apes character.

  96. Comment by PepeLp on May 31, 2018 12:36 pm
    Co Alex will solve for nudes.

    No nudes. But if I get the job in Ohio, I’ll make Erin work it off as my tango partner.

  97. I get it. The beta line is what your looking for as a base, that’s why you solve for B and plot them in.

  98. Yeah. Beta is your x-axis. the SML shows the expected return of an asset for various levels of beta, given a specific risk-free rate of return and a market rate of return.

  99. they don’t assume you’re a harried soccer mom trying to get this shit done right now because your daughter’s counselors and teachers are morons and you haven’t had to dredge up your math skills for a few years.

    Hey now. I look a tad rough, but I don’t know that I’m harried.

    Ok. I do need a shower.

  100. I can’t believe I didn’t remember all this from 32 years ago. I’m so embarrassed.

  101. ValJar is now black because it is politically valuable now to be so.

    My contempt of her has nothing to do with being black because I didn’t know. I knew her parents were sketchy. Didn’t know Dad was black. Regardless, she’s politically creepy and certainly spearheaded obama’s Muslim policy.

  102. It’s .09 not .9, correct?

  103. Next up, Leon will go into depth on the Standard Model.

    Neutrons are a scam.

  104. Pretty darned good day so far.
    Front lawn mowed.
    Fresh bottle procured.
    Doggeh worn out from a good long walk.
    New flowers & a flag on Dad’s gravesite. (Even found an old family friend that was on the Forrestal & planted a flag for him after 3 years of looking)
    Will be grilling a whole chicken, making potato salad & probably peas or beets for dinner in a few minutes.
    Found out the kids next door finally had their new baby – a girl – but she didn’t land on my birthday. Stubborn I guess, so a week late.
    Life is pretty fuckin’ good, regardless of what the Left tells you.

  105. Correct. .9 would be 90%.

  106. Neutrons have been replaced with the blockchain.

  107. Leon’s RS McCain link is horrifying, and hilarious.

  108. ValJar’s papa is black, mom is Persian.

  109. At least the neutron blockchain doesn’t charge for transactions, because, well, no charge is sorta the theme.

  110. Graph of my interest in finance discussion: \

  111. My knowledge of excel <0

  112. Can I leave you some programming work? I’ll just sit at home tomorrow, then.

  113. Car in, do you need to finish this stuff today? I can help this weekend.

  114. Wait, if we’re moving to blockchain-based physics, does this mean CERN will be mining the new particle-currencies? Because if I have to start worrying whether the folks next door just put in a particle accelerator to make cash on the side, I’m out.

  115. You guys think I’m ready for the final?

  116. Well, I have the tough mudder on Saturday. I work on SUnday. I am anxious to just finish it, but that is a good idea.

  117. Peanut Butter n Cheese crackers are GUD! You know the ones you can get from a vending machine? (Cept I by em in bulk from Sams cause they are GUD). Did I mention they are GUD? Matter of fact anyone that doesnt like PB&Cheese crackers isnt a real merican and is probably a homo commie…..discuss…

  118. Chi, do you spatchcock your chicken?

    /asking for MJ

  119. Crap. The final is 40 questions.

    I’m not up for that right now. That’s going to be a marathon session.

  120. Youngest boy used to eat PB&Cheese crackers regularly but now he’s moved on to nachos with salsa and shredded cheese. I buy them for him every now and then but they hang around for a while now.

  121. The weight vest arrived today. That got me a big hug and a ear to ear grin. Her friends told her to get one with the boobie shape built in so she was happy with that model.

  122. I cut my chickens in half, and PBC them. Kind of a vicious spatchcock

  123. I been eating em all my life. Excellent poor mans filler. 8 of them for lunch gets me to supper time easy peasy.

    PS. glad to know your youngest isnt a homo commie!

  124. Cheese and crackers? Sounds French. Give it up, TT!

  125. Speaking of youths going wild in Chicago not being on the news, this is the first I’ve heard of this incident

    https://www.jihadwatch.org/2018/05/video-from-maine-muslim-migrant-youth-attack-park-goers-in-lewiston

  126. Either way ValJar is a loser. Her whole life is being erased by a fat, uneducated playboy billionaire as god intended.

  127. I’ve done it the same way Jay. Couple of chickens, couple of racks of ribs.

  128. Tugboat

  129. mmm, tasty, jimbro

  130. The weight vest arrived today. That got me a big hug and a ear to ear grin. Her friends told her to get one with the boobie shape built in so she was happy with that model.</em.

    so she likes it?

    I did the murph with the vest (but subbed ring rows for pull-ups to keep my hands ok for this weekend) and it was completely comfortable the entire time. The other gals – with the fancy (but boxy) vests were holding them in place by the final run.

  131. formatting error. Since the only person grading me here is Leon, I’ll leave it be.

  132. GAINZZZZZ!

  133. Why did you need one with boobie shapes built in, Car in?

  134. shush.

    It actually is an x shape rather than a box. It just fits better. Much sexier.

  135. I have one quiz that I got a 40% on, so i have to retake that. Another i got a 50, but the teacher is letting that one slide. Three projects (two are almost completely done, one I haven’t started) and the final.

  136. I think I know what I did wrong on that one quiz. It’s hard to figure shit out when you don’t actually have the textbook. They word things differently and simplify others.

  137. Either way ValJar is a loser. Her whole life is being erased by a fat, uneducated playboy billionaire as god intended.

    The only way it could be funnier is if he were Literally Taft, or – alternately – Cliff Claven.

  138. What’s the title of the textbook, Carin?

    No promises, but I might be able to find a pdf.

  139. The only way it could be funnier is if he were Literally Taft, or – alternately – Cliff Claven.
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    Or possibly Black Cliff Claven. That would be awesome.

  140. Torrents are a wonderful thing for student texts.

  141. It won’t tell me the name. It just says “Introduction to Finance”.

  142. I may have JUST got it working.

  143. She tried it on with the full load of 30 pounds just to feel it. Her goal is a half Murph with weights next year so there’s time to prepare.

  144. Who could be the Black Cliff Claven? Cosby?

  145. OH praise the lord, I got the book working. OYE.

    Jimbro- I’ve done Murph with jumping pullups, then last year I kipped them all. So this year I thought it would be a challenge to use the vest w/ scaled pullups. In a month or two, I’m going to try a half with the vest and pullups. Tell her We’ll do it together virtually ;)

  146. Okay, I gave you credit for my selection. She thought I meant a different Karen she works with who I’ve never met. I had to specify Hostage Carin, not PA Karen

  147. Who could be the Black Cliff Claven? Cosby?

    The dorky cousin from Prince of Bel Air.

  148. Oh come on, jimbro, they SOUND different.

  149. Totally!

  150. Why yes sir, I do. Mostly because I love saying that word. Also, because I have the backbones for ho-made stock. I roast a lot of chickens.
    Today’s has butter, orange slices & ginger under the skin for extra flavor.

  151. wow, it’s really dusty in here:

    Army Battalion Takes Photo With Fallen Soldier’s Newborn Baby

  152. Maybe he doesn’t pronounce it correctly?

  153. Hard “C” right?

  154. Thought it was more like Sarin

  155. Or is it an “Ess” sound?

  156. Č

    Ç

    Ć

  157. Cur-eeeeen

  158. What are the projects for the class?

  159. Fucking aye. Still with the math? Buncha bastiches.

  160. Where’s Hotspur ? https://tinyurl.com/ybve6vx6

  161. At least it’s not statistics.

    And God help us all if it comes to calculus.

  162. Econometrics.

  163. car in

    just like it’s spelled.

  164. I have some long-ass list income statement and I need to put all the “ratios” into excel:

    What is the current ratio of this firm?
    What is the quick ratio of this firm?
    What is the inventory turnover ratio of this firm?
    What is the receivables turnover of this firm?
    What is the total asset turnover of this firm?
    What is the times interest earned (TIE) of this firm?
    What is the total debt ratio of this firm?
    What is the return on equity (ROE) of this firm?
    What is the return on assets (ROA) of this firm?
    What is the market-to-book ratio of this firm?
    What is the price-to-earnings (P/E) ratio of this firm?

    As if I know how to use Excel.

  165. And this one:

    Scenario

    Factory X manufactures steam cleaners for engines and has a high level of sales variability. The units sell for $3,200 each but each unit contains about $1,280 in components and direct labor cost. Factory X also keeps the plant open even when sales are low at a cost of approximately $1,000,000 per year. List some examples of fixed costs for a typical manufacturing plant.

    Questions

    How much are the variable costs in this example?
    What is the break-even level of units in this example?
    What is the break-even level of sales in this example?

  166. I have all the ratios figured out, I just need to put them in excel. @@

    I was reading up on the break even bullshit earlier.

  167. And God help us all if it comes to calculus.

    Darnit, this and abstract algebra are my favorites. I was hoping for calculus.

    Excel probably has all of these as built-in functions.

  168. Remember that whole;

    Women need to support each other!!!!!!

    The force is feminine!11!!!!!

    Pussy Hats!!!!1!!!1111

    Fat Shaming is misogynist!!!!!!!!!111111

    I should have the right to kill the baby in my womb because…girl power!11!!!!!!

    And the rest of the bullshit feminists literally yell in your face?

    Minnie Driver and Sally Field and I’m sure many other women let loose on Ivanka on twitter while supporting Samantha Bee.

    I would rather have xbrad’s dick slammed in a car door than be in a room with any FAKE feminist (woman). Imagine the internal dialog going on in their antidepressant addled brain before they sent those tweets. I’m horrified.

    I’ve tried to link the tweets but I’m a dumbass so please google.

  169. I’d help, but i’m stuck at work for another two hours and then it’s an hour drive home. Hard to answer on my phone.

  170. The ratios should be easy. Just use the formula function and figure out which two numbers to use.

  171. Oh, and for what it’s worth, Roseanne tweeted that she apologized and told the network she’d do whatever necessary to make amends and “begged” the network to reconsider.

  172. car in
    just like it’s spelled.

    Crin?

  173. In a strange way, I’m thankful for Bee’s tweet. It spectacularly showed the hypocrisy of the left.

    THIS IS HOW YOU GET MORE TRUMP.

    Thanks, Samantha.

  174. I end by offering everyone involved one more apology and prayers for healing of our divided nation. Tomorrow is Shabbat and I will continue to pray that everything for everyone goes forward & ends well for all. signing off twitter for a while. love u guys!— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) June 1, 2018

    https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

  175. Twitter is evil.

  176. Jay, I went to that widow’s instagram. I wanted to see baby pics and what her daddy looked like.

  177. You can’t see it in that picture, but that baby’s eyes are the same color as her daddy’s. Beautiful young man.

    What we have wasted in that third world shithole.

  178. Heartbreaking

  179. What’s the story?

  180. Found it.

  181. Mare, Ben Sasse is a media hog anti-Trumper virtue signaling douche.

  182. What is the quick ratio of this firm?

    Your mom.

  183. You know who else is a douche? Erik Erikson. He went all virtue signaling over the Jarrett thing…while retweeting the picture. Slamming ‘his party’ and wanting no part of it/those who support Roseanne and such a rayciss message.

    Somebody responded with a side-by-side of his picture next to Porky Pig’s.

  184. Roseanne is a democrat.

  185. Yes!!! The Reason why we need to close our Primaries and not let Democrats pick our nominee.

  186. On the menu tomorrow

    Congenital trigger thumb in a 3 yo
    Radial neck fracture
    Distal radius fracture, 11 days out
    Whatever else comes in tonight

    This one is like the one I’m dreading: https://tinyurl.com/y9faxfuk
    It’s been preoccupying my thoughts since I booked it and is gonna interfere with a good night’s sleep

    Getting too old for this shit, Jimbro out

  187. It’s supposed to look like that.

  188. DJT was the only one that could beat Hill Pickles.

  189. I’ve got to go to bed. I’ve got a final tomorrow!

  190. Hopper sighting Tuesday!!! Singular. Pray for Oso!

  191. Good luck Car in.
    I hope you can graduate.

  192. Dan is watching the Spelling Bee. Yelling “Nerd” at me when I spell correctly. Moderator mispronounced a “Hawaiian” word. Kid had to sit. I called the moderator out just before the announcer. Yep. NERD!!!

  193. Roseanne is a democrat.

    We all know that but Erik has gone full ‘tard with his NeverTrumpism. He irritates like a wedgie you can’t pull out.

  194. Just saw what Samantha Bee said about Ivanka….and Minnie Driver’s response. I left a turd in her feed, stupid c*nt.

    And then that fat POS Michael Moore got his gooey nose into it. Left a turd on that Jabba the Pig’s feed too. F*cker. He makes my skin crawl.
    He’s pissed that even his fleshlight runs screaming when he enters the room.

  195. Watched the episode where Union Dan got underbid by a company using illegals. ABC HAD to get rid of Roseanne. The Connors appeal to disenfranchised DEMOCRATS. Never a Conservative show.

  196. I have no doubt they wanted her gone pre tweet. I hear they only ordered 13 episodes for next season…which is on the low side, and shortly after ABC said the next season, there would be less politics, Roseanne had tweeted a response that seemed to counter it.

  197. I thought that “Planet Of The Apes” was a cool movie without any racial bias. Because ‘progressives’ thought that Rosanne was calling Val Ferrit an ape, we are just supposed to accept that?
    I call, and raise Redd Fox and “Gorilla Cookies”…

  198. Aunt Esther!!!!

  199. My landlord called me as I was driving home. Needed to speak with me when I got in. That had me worried. It turns out that the farmer who owns the property wants to move his daughter in. Landlord is getting kicked to the curb on 30 June. I was already planning to be gone on 30 June, but figured I’d have 1 July as a bit of cushion. Nope. Not a big deal, but proof that it’s time to leave California.

    It’s amazing how the world works out some times. I found this place on a lark, checking craigslist. I sent an email and the landlord decided to call me ten minutes later as the last prospective tenant. Everything worked out. And now I’m leaving just in the nick of time. No drama, no problems…

  200. Beasn, yeppers. ABC wanted the audience. Kept trying to control Roseanne. Roseanne has and always will be a Prog. She told Jimmy Kimmel that the 🐀S left her and other normal Americans. She has never been Conservative. She exemplifies the open primary voter that elected DJT.

  201. Good luck in getting the job you want, in the state you want.

  202. I never read racism into Roseanne’s joke for a second. I saw it as if I made the same awkward joke – Planet of tthe Apes depicted a dystopian future run by narcissistic elitists, and the muslim Brotherhood is, well, we know what that are…
    Roseanne may not be smart enough to connect those dots to Obama, but I don’t think she was being racist. Just stoopid.

  203. NM is back to decrying Don Juan de Onate. Dan grew up here. Asked me for a post Clovis Man update on NM history. Yelled “Nerd” at me when I finished.

  204. Did you threaten to cut off his foot?

  205. Crush me back to where I belong
    Hold me down there anchor strong
    Derp me up ’til I overflow
    In the wintertime
    In the wintertime
    When we get down to it
    You wanted to


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