Draft Compatible

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  1. Now what?

  2. Helluva poat title. I like it.

  3. Actually, a family of geese crossing the road delayed my trip to the trash dumpster yesterday. (Other end of the complex, so it goes.)

    It’s a thing I’m used to. When I lived in B’ham a busy road in morning rush got held up by a family of ducks crossing. Folks (myself included went from “WTF are we stopped” to “awwwww, how cute!” the moment we saw what was up. It was a good call…

  4. Saw some fucked up shit on a facebook live stream last nite. It popped up on the better half’s phone. This is a small (capitol A) town. This individual was at home and very intoxicated, with other very intoxicated friends. I think this individual turned this thing on and forgot it was running. What ended up occurring was that one individuals breasts were displayed, while another individuals lesbian tendencies have been exposed…..along with some other deviant behaviors (references to butt stuff).

    Going to be interesting to see the “ramifications” of this live stream. If they are lucky, not many saw it, if not…..EVERYBODY saw it….

    Moral of the Story folks…..Facebook and Technology is not yer friend when you are intoxicated. That, and some people shouldn’t have access to tech…….EVER.

  5. And you didn’t tell us about this while it was live WHY, exactly?

  6. Cause TITS! That, and it was such a fucking train wreck I just sat there slack jawed. I was thinking “Even at my worst drunkeness, I aint never been that drunk.” I damn near expected someone to start playing with guns and then get shot. Started out funny, drunks around a table having a basically incoherent (unless you were drunk) conversation, then degenerated quickly….I couldn’t understand much of what was being said, but it seemed like they were all tuned on the same frequency.

  7. I don’t want to see TT’s titties.

  8. There are pictures of titties on the internets.

    I’ve heard.

  9. Are those people well-known in the town? Did anyone save it all and are now playing it in an endless loop?

  10. Titties and amateur lesbianism? This is bullshit that none of us were informed.

  11. Wieners and wine.

    Mare?

  12. Titties and amateur lesbianism? This is bullshit that none of us were informed

    Okay, this is also true.

  13. Is patronus another word for schlong?

  14. It’s a spell in Harry Potter, which is the closest thing most millenials have to the Bible.

  15. It’s a spell in Harry Potter, which is the closest thing most millenials have to the Bible.

    So much about what is wrong with society today summed up in one sentence.

  16. It’s a spell in Harry Potter, which is the closest thing most millenials have to the Bible.

    Dear Millennials, Harry Potter is not religious text. Read a book. ANY OTHER BOOK.

  17. Also, Harry Potter sucks.

  18. I missed the Harry Potter train entirely. I’m immediately suspicious of mass pop culture movements and the whole Harry Potter thing stunk like not-so-sweet duck pussy

  19. The books are fine. I started reading about halfway through the release of the series. It’s a fine story. The problem comes from these brain dead idiots who seem to think a fictional story about wizards is analogous to western politics and ideologies. It’s……not. It’s a story. That’s it.

  20. I still fall asleep in those movies. Nieces and nephews want to watch it all the time.

  21. Todd I will beat your ass

  22. The problem comes from these brain dead idiots who seem to think a fictional story about wizards is analogous to western politics and ideologies. It’s……not. It’s a story. That’s it.

    Just like any Karl Marx novel.

  23. Of course it’s not helped when the author decides to go back a decade later and start retconning characters to fit current…whatever. “Well of course such and such character is gay! Always has been!”

  24. Yes, she’s retroactively made the series “diverse” as only an English leftist twat could.

  25. What time are we shutting the blog down to discuss racial bias and respect for other cultures today?

  26. I figure sometime around 04:00

  27. Harry Potter is a world where the vast majority of the elite (“wizards”) work for the state. Their children attend a prestigious school… that everyone is enrolled in by virtue of birth. The curriculum consists of esoteric subjects with little to no use outside of their tightly constrained world, incomprehensible to the outsiders that the elite look down upon. Most of these elite are in fact completely ignorant of the basic functions of the modern world, even those who are charged with protecting it (Ron’s father who works to prevent misuse of muggle technology but doesn’t understand the basics of electricity or how an internal combustion engine works). Those not of the wizard class are treated as second-class citizens, or worse. Most wizards are born into this world, but a few lucky rise up from the masses, which results in their leaving their old lives behind. They are often feared by those they left behind in the mundane world, while not accepted by the older, more established members of their new class. And ultimately, the whole conflict centers around control of a school, and the protagonists triumph via their knowledge gained from the school.

    Hogwarts is Harvard with flying broom-sticks.

    Compare that to Lord of the Rings, where the main characters are lowly hobbits forced to flee their home, who undertake the journey to destroy the ring in order to protect the ones that they love. LotR emphasizes the idea that ordinary people forced into extraordinary situations can do great things, even save the world. It extols the virtue of the common folk and the simple life.

  28. Pupster, I lol’d many times reading this poat! You are not the candy- assed, butt licker Hotspur says you are in his secret emails.

  29. My brother and his wife are in Paris right now and he’s sending the classic pics of eating at outdoor cafes, the Tour Eiffel, etc.. He is also sending pics of LOTS of the military with guns roaming around. He says he feels very safe.

    They stopped into the Ritz for a glass of wine and he sent a pic of the beautiful lobby. I was commenting on the beauty when he texts:

    French faggots.

    hahahahahahahahaha

    Of course, he was kidding. His wife speaks French and they are well traveled individuals, it was just a perfect out of the blue funny comment.

  30. Hogwarts is Harvard with flying broom-sticks.

    Compare that to Lord of the Rings, where the main characters are lowly hobbits forced to flee their home, who undertake the journey to destroy the ring in order to protect the ones that they love. LotR emphasizes the idea that ordinary people forced into extraordinary situations can do great things, even save the world. It extols the virtue of the common folk and the simple life.

    Compare the authors. Their backgrounds, their beliefs, their belief systems. Therein lies the difference.

  31. Colorado Alex, those are some thought-provoking comments you have there.

  32. The reason I mentioned my brother’s comment? To give a rousing middle finger to political correctness, Starbucks and the idea that we need to shut up so we don’t offend the ever offended.

    And I thought it would be a good way to start Jimbro’s, “The H2 Commenters Are Sensitive and Shit” workshop. Or H2ASS

  33. You want a racial bias and respect for other cultures seminar?

    Fine, here’s Brother Cavil’s Quickie Tolerance and Respect Seminar:

    DON’T BE A FUCKING ASSHOLE TO PEOPLE DUMASS

    End of seminar.

  34. Brother Cavil, you missed the point entirely. The workers at Starbucks followed guidelines and weren’t assholes. This is 100% the CEO overreacting and virtue signaling. It’s ridiculous and pathetic.

  35. Compare the authors. Their backgrounds, their beliefs, their belief systems. Therein lies the difference.

    Yup. Tolkien fought in the trenches of WWI. He understood the horrors of war, and felt affinity and connection with the common soldier, mostly from working-class families.

  36. Oh, I’m quite aware of that. The point is anything past my basics is either indoctrination or ass-covering (or both), such as we see at Starbuck’s.

  37. I interpreted the Potter book of the underdog beating back the oppressive elite/state.

    And then the author went full SJW shithead afterwards.

  38. Starbucks backtracking on their new Open Door Policy made me giggle like a giggler. Someone figured out the box of stink they had opened.

  39. Well, that’s true, Brother Cavil.

  40. Wha? They aren’t letting homeless beggars inhabit their washrooms? The Deuce you say!

  41. So, Ireland decided that babies aren’t people, just like us in the US.

  42. Did you guys see the article about how employees at one Starbucks complained about having to clean used syringes and blood splatter on the wall? hhahahaaahahahahahahah

    Idiots.

  43. Ireland: The land of drunk, fake catholics

    The stupid Pope we have should have been there for weeks arguing, begging to vote “no” to this atrocity.

  44. Looks like it won’t be the Irish saving civilization this time ’round.

    Sorry, St Patrick.

  45. Interesting how the morons affiliated with producing a social justicey Starwars by saying dumb shit like, “Lando is pansexual” and “the force is feminine” made people think twice about buying a ticket.

    I saw it and liked it. The only annoying character was a stupid robot who was all about robot freedom but other than that I enjoyed it.

    Had the stupid women involved (Kathleen Kennedy I’m looking at you) kept their traps shut box office might have been just fine.

  46. I’m no Scott when it comes to reading the political winds, however, it seems as though all this bullshit the progressives try to shove in our faces only makes Trump stronger and those on the fence for 2018-2020 elections more willing to vote against the left.

  47. The far left gets farther left.

  48. Star Wars died halfway through the pod race.

  49. Yeah, here, the lefties are trying to see who can go the farthest left. Everything is anti Trump, anti NRA, ban guns, ban magazines, more illegals, no wall, free healthcare, 100% renewable energy, more $ for schools, take the state funds in actual investments and make an “investment” in our children, forgive student loans, etc. I’m really hoping they pick far left batshit crazy lefties in the primaries. It’s definitely a clear choice this year.

  50. The left goes crazy left in primaries, then settles to the center in the general.

  51. I couldn’t watch the prequel Star Wars stuff. 5 minutes watching that horrible kid who couldn’t act, and I was done. In the initial movies, the studio had a lot of control over George Lucas so they made sure the movies made at least a little sense. I heard he originally had Luke Skywalker as a 65 year old man who had a robot head shaped like a toaster. WTF?

  52. Well, Rosanne is cancelled:

    https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/amp/live-feed/roseanne-canceled-at-abc-racist-tweet-1115412

    One tweet, and the show is gone. They were looking for an excuse.

    BTW Rosanne was saying Val Jar = offspring of Muslim Brotherhood and Planet of the Apes.

  53. The movie that Lucas hates, and had the least control over (Empire) is my favorite one.

  54. BTW Rosanne was saying Val Jar = offspring of Muslim Brotherhood and Planet of the Apes.

    Truth is an absolute defense against libel and slander, iirc.

  55. It’s not like ABC didn’t have years of solid proof that she was a rude, foul-mouthed nutjob. Yes, they were looking for a reason. Any reason. She let that one hang there over home plate for them.

  56. I wonder if this was deliberate. ABC was pushing SJW anti-trumpnstuff behind the scenes and Rosanne decided to blow it all up.

  57. I wonder if this was deliberate. ABC was pushing SJW anti-trumpnstuff behind the scenes and Rosanne decided to blow it all up.

    I’m thinking that gives far too much credit to Roseanne’s ability to think beyond the next 5 minutes. Impulse control doesn’t exactly seem to be her strong suit over the years.

  58. Truth is an absolute defense against libel and slander, iirc.

    ——–

    Heh

  59. ABC was looking for an excuse in their Trump hate. I hear one of the writers of the show was one Wanda Sykes, one of the most vile POS with the most foulest of mouths…..she didn’t like what Roseanne tweeted and walked.

    Sykes has said a lot worse.

    Got in an argument, not that long ago in the comments section of youtube regarding Roseanne. Someone was claiming Roseanne was a republican. Um, no, she’s not.

  60. Funny too, how Roseanne’s comeback was making ABC a lot of money. Ratings were high but Jarrett still calls the shots, I see. Had Rosie said that about Bush or Trump, she would have gotten away with it.

  61. Wanda Sykes is a whole ‘nother breed of nasty. But she knew exactly who Roseanne was when she signed on for the fat paycheck.
    My guess is she had advance knowledge of the show’s cancellation and used to opportunity to get attention & outrage points.

  62. One thing about Roseanne, she doesn’t give a flying f*ck. She gave shade to plastic Wendy Williams for bringing up her ex-husband. That was slightly uncomfortable. And she said if you don’t like her support of Trump, you can f*ck off. She about went ballistic when the media types were going after Baron Trump….”if anyone did that to my grandson, I’d beat your effing ass”.

  63. ^^Media types, people like Sykes and that red-headed freak….

  64. I don’t think canceling Roseanne is going to turn out like the lefties hope.

  65. Wait until you see what they will try against Last Man Standing on Fox.

  66. Oil – changed
    Tags-stickered
    Tire-repaired
    Tires – rotated
    Car-washed

    https://is.gd/dcex1X

  67. They call the licence plate renewal stickers “tabs” here in southern canada. Anybody else have “tabs”?

  68. I haven’t heard the word “tabs” used since the late 70’s & early 80’s and it was in reference to the LSD.

    What license plate stickers should be called is “Tax Stamp”

  69. Is that a parade, Jay? Cool.

  70. I first saw this as a gif, but it’s much better with sound, especially that last couple of helpful pulls on the shoulders…(steam engine mechanic gets stuck)

    https://is.gd/5x2fEC

    It’s probably even funnier if you speak Gaelic.

  71. Holy shit, the corrupt Circuit Atty and the bums in Jefferson City won. Greitens is resigning this Friday. And yes, he has to pay his own legal fees them mother f*ckers keep piling on him. No, he was never allowed to defend himself….which the committee, made up mostly of republicans, refused to let him do….which when it comes to impeachment exploratory meetings, the normal way of things is they are supposed to be able to do so.

  72. We’ll see if there was a deal made…..if he goes, all of this stops.

    And even though this whole witch hunt was full of lies, distortions, ethics violations, dark money…..by the committee, the circuit atty, EVERYONE but Greitens…..nobody will be held to account.

  73. We call them tabs in west Dearbornistan.

  74. It’ll be fun times indeed when the sharia crew get started in Ann Arbor.

  75. https://is.gd/_I_think_I_found_CARins_new Gravitar.

  76. Lawfair at it’s finest. The man committed no crime and the latest charge to do with the amount of money spent while doing an exploratory committee….would have brought no jail time or ….charges.

    All of his ‘problems’ were known before and during the campaign and yet his opponents didn’t use any of it. Had they done so it would have taken him out then. His opponent at the time, Kostner, also knew this woman..hmmmm. She was also the hair stylist of democrat rep Stacey Newman…the same rep who got the popular radio host, who supported Greitens and exposed the frauds in the capital, canned.

    And here is the local news, repeating all the salacious charges without any follow up of them being dismissed due to being no evidence or victim.

    Most people clueless to what has happened right in front of them.

  77. https://is.gd/g1kppC

  78. Hoo Boy……What a day.

  79. Just got back from Amsterdam today. Holy crap the cops at the airport were armed up, much more than usual.

    If the average American saw all of the airport police walking around with AR’s and body armor they would lose their shit. In Europe, it’s the new normal.

  80. I turned away work today because I have too much,

    That has never happened before.

  81. I don’t believe in Amsterdam.

  82. Amsterdam is a scam.

  83. Comment by scott on May 29, 2018 9:27 pm
    I turned away work today because I have too much,

    That has never happened before.

    It’s a Trumpmas miracle!

  84. If the average American saw all of the airport police walking around with AR’s and body armor they would lose their shit. In Europe, it’s the new normal.

    Friend of mine was planning on going to Belgium for vacation a few years ago up until a buddy of theirs, who works for the government (ours) told them the terror threat is a lot higher and worse than what the government is letting on. He recommended they stay state side. They took his advice.

  85. Beasn,

    So is the lieutenant gov any good? I read somewhere they thought he was getting pressure from the Trump people to resign since they want to make sure to knock off Claire this year. Is the guy running any good or is he Roy Blunt II, GOPE.

  86. Come on along with the Black Rider
    I want your company
    Come on along with the Black Rider
    I’ve got just the derp for thee

  87. Ugh. Awake already? I hate this shit.
    I need to find some natural pill for memory so I remember to take melatonin on a nightly basis!


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