Another Pointless Poat – MJ said so

So —- Our little felt friend has been busy with chronicling his exploits: (NSFW)

The Pope wrote a song for him too:

 

and so begins another tuesday in paradise –

177 Comments

  1. WTFITS?

    Ohai, Jam!

  2. Happy belated Birthday, Chi!

  3. Carin, are there side effects when taking Nettle Leaf?

  4. not approved for work computeration:
    http://tinyurl.com/y8gt6o3d

  5. later

  6. Scott is the nettle leaf expert, but I don’t think so. From what I’ve read they’re as safe as safe can be.

    wakey wakey

    Happy late birfday, Chi.

    *cross contaminates blog with eggs

  7. Nettle omelet

  8. *dirt nettle omelet

  9. Well. That looks like a perfectly fine movie for me to completely avoid and pretend as if it never existed.

  10. *starts nettle farm*

  11. It’s too close to the chickens.

  12. I really don’t want to go to crossfit this morning, but I picked up a night shift.

    ugh.

  13. There are wallballs. I’m not emotionally ready for wallballs in the morning.

  14. I don’t like to go balls to the wall until 10am or so.

  15. So, leon is wallball ready in the morning.

  16. I love watching Ancient Aliens. The expression, “many ancient alien theorists believe that…” makes me lol and they say it about 5 times a show. Bonus fun, I always think of xbradtc because of his use of the Giorgio Tsoukalos avatar.

    Every ancient alien “theorist” they have on the show except for maybe 1 or 2 looks somewhat insane or “off.”

  17. I went balls to the wall on my HIIT workout this morning.

  18. The workout is wall balls and double unders. That’s just too much for me in the morning. I’ve been working out at 4-5-ish range. My body is “set” right now for that time.

    I’ve got a long day (working tonight) so I need to pace myself.

  19. Meghan Markle has been married 3 times. Hmmmmm.

  20. The Ancient Alien guys piss me off because anyone questioning standard history (and some of the bigger anomalies) gets written off entirely as being in the same camp.

  21. Meghan Markle has been married 3 times. Hmmmmm.

    This will end in tabloids and possibly a fatal small-plane crash.

  22. Maybe Harry can change her, mare. Let’s be positive.

  23. She’ll cuckhold him with a Saudi prince in a decade or less.

  24. 7yrs max. I figure she will pop out a kid or two and then they will have “grown in different directions.”

  25. Nah, the Saudis prefer blondes.

  26. I like the Dem hotness today.

    Trump is trying to get the documents to his own investigation!!

    Fascism Hitler banana republic!

    Weak sauce tea

  27. 3 times? I didn’t know that. I only found out that she’d been married before (I thought once) a few days ago. I’m pretty good at creating a bubble around myself, protecting me from a lot of pop news.

  28. I was listening to NPR Saturday morning, and they were making a huge deal about how the chick is half black. Every fucking thing with the left is about race. Everything. They’re racist fucks.

  29. That is so annoying, HS. Don’t point it out, or you’re a racist.

  30. Going to run this morning. Probably just some intervals. I bought a pair of inserts for my shoes and they seem to be helping. I ran on Saturday and didn’t have any shin splints afterwards.

    The gym near my office closed their men’s locker room for repairs. Two months. I can change at the office, but it’s annoying because I liked to go in the middle of the day when no one was around and I could lift and then go back to work.

  31. Thanks, y’all.

    Are these Nettles the same as stinging nettles, the weed? I had TV on in the background the other day and some cooking show was on PBS (A moveable feast). That Aussie bloke Curtis something made some sauce out of stinging nettles that were on the farm where they got the vegs. Farmer thought he was nuts for picking them, but the guests seemed to love the sauce.

  32. Everything is race.

    I watched the Munk debate with Peterson and Eric Dyson.

    75% in and it was pretty clear Dyson’s side wasn’t doing well so he called Peterson an angry white man.

    Peterson agreed that he could be considered angry but he objected to race being brought into it.

    It was just sad. And everyone knew it.

    The Left is a lot of things but mostly they’re just plain ol sad.

  33. It’s amazing what happens when the fighters of the Left just don’t back down. Ignore the Magic Words, or reverse the spell, and they’ve got nothing else.

  34. After Dyson called him a mean white man, the clapping seals in the audience started hooting and hollering. I just laughed.

  35. Same thing.

  36. Harvard is holding a black-only graduation

    What’s with all this integration, anyway?

    Idiots. Why isn’t this racism? More accurately, reparations. Sorry, I wasn’t here for this civil war thing, I’m not paying.

  37. It’s only racism if whites exclude, because only whites are capable of racism.

    Jay, you know this elementary stuff already. Get Woke!

  38. Someone actually told me that exact phrase. They won’t do that again.

  39. I tried to watch that debate, MJ. I couldn’t tolerate Dyson’s blatant ignorance and racism, nor the vapidness of the cow on his side. I thought Peterson, whom I really like and admire, was handicapped by having that fag Steven Fry as his mate.

    I could only get through about forty minutes.

    Dyson doesn’t deserve any forum. He’s a racist cock face.

  40. Comment by terribletroy on May 22, 2018 9:29 am
    7yrs max. I figure she will pop out a kid or two and then they will have “grown in different directions.”

    Don’t know how well the “kid” angle will be, either. She is 39, and has made it this long without a child in sight.

    The chance that a Hollywood actress has made it to 39 without either a child or two or an abortion or two is probably close to zero.

    And the more people a girl sleeps with, the bigger the chance that she will be exposed to diseases that could prevent her from ever getting pregnant.

  41. I saw tabloids at the market claiming she’s already pregnant.

  42. She’s 36, IIRC. Still old enough that getting pregnant is going to take some effort.

  43. Pat – at work- they’ve been going on about how the new bride is “bi-racial”, while Obama was our “First Black President”. Not our first “bi-racial” pres. First black.

    She’s 39???!!!!

  44. More likely, they will end up like a previous Duke and Duchess of Windsor (the latter who was ALSO an American divorcee) – supporting Nazis and spending their sad lives surrounded by little yappy dogs.

  45. She’s 36?!!???

  46. Didn’t realize she was 39. I sort of heard about divorces in her past (didn’t know it was 3!) and by ignoring the whole thing I had no idea that she was mixed race. Eh, William and Kate have had the heirs already so Harry gets the used up half breed until she fucks a foreigner.

  47. You didn’t know she was mixed race because she culturally appropriated her straight hair.

  48. I stand corrected, CoAlex – she is only 36. So maybe she will be able to get pregnant.

  49. She’s pretty much white. Her black parent must have been high yellow as they used to say.

  50. From wiki:

    In 2018, she was included in Time magazine’s “100 Most Influential People in the World”.

    Which is amazing, because I’d never heard of her until she got engaged, and I still didn’t even really know her actual name until this past week.

  51. The actors playing her parents on Suits were a white mom and a black dad, or I’d have assumed she was a dark Spaniard or Eyetalian type.

  52. *must not click urbandictionary links at work
    *must not click urbandictionary links at work
    *must not click urbandictionary links at work

  53. The actors playing her parents on Suits were a white mom and a black dad, or I’d have assumed she was a dark Spaniard or Eyetalian type.

    Sicilian?

  54. “Black” in America also means generally about 15% caucasoid admixture too ( on average, and mostly Irish and Scots), so “half black” really means like 58% white.

  55. If they do have kids, it will be interesting to see what they look like. Of course, quadroons and octaroons were always said to be quite lovely.

    (Are those offensive terms? I honestly don’t know…)

  56. I’m sure you can find someone to be offended by just about anything Teresa so fukkem

  57. I have a phone interview tomorrow for a job in Oh-Hai-Yo.

  58. Ok, who took my loppers? Loper? I don’t know how it’s spelled. The long-handled things I use to cut thicker branches.

  59. Quadroon and octaroon are unknown terms to most modern illiterates, but they’d look them up and immediately call you racist.

    Oddly, I think “halfrican” is still okay, because it’s a new portmanteau rather than an old one, and I’ve seen people refer to themselves as such.

  60. Beasn, when cooking burgers on the grill, do you run inside to wash the spatula between flips like I do?

    I don’t grill, that’s man’s work. (well..he considers it his domain)

    Mr. B washes the bowl the raw meat was in and he said he’ll wash off whatever utensil he uses a couple of times and then the heat will take care thereafter.

  61. Loppers, Carin. Lopers are they guys circling your daughter.

  62. I put the burgers on the grill by hand, then wash my hands, then flip when they’re done on the bottom.

  63. I got the underline thingie on both of them. I figured it was the first.

  64. I do it like leon does it. Unless it’s chicken. Then I’ll just use a fork and then get a clean one.

  65. Daughter paid for us to do “23 and me” tests (I know, I know) – turns out I am 2% West African and do not have any feather Indian at all (contrary to paternal family lore).

    We already knew about the black part – my maternal grandmother was Black Irish (although SHE never knew what that meant…).

    I guess I can call myself African-American now, huh?

    Wouldn’t that just make some heads on the left explode? 😄

  66. Yesterday the HR guy was in my supervisor’s office for over an hour. I could hear them through the walls because he was speaking so loudly. The discussion was about what types of questions are legal/illegal to ask during hiring interviews, and how to deal with employees who need to take assigned breaks during the work day. Considering that we hire summer workers every year to do market research, this shit should be second nature.

    I really need to get the hell out of California.


  67. Daughter paid for us to do “23 and me” tests (I know, I know) – turns out I am 2% West African and do not have any feather Indian at all (contrary to paternal family lore).

    Executives from 23&me have admitted in interviews that they make “white” people 2% African to thwart racism.

    I supposedly am too, despite a conflicting set of reports from ancestry.com for both parents. And a photo of my Native American great great grandmother.

  68. They get away with it because they can class “non-specific DNA” as African because we all came “out of Africa” per the current consensus.

  69. Suddenly, Teresa seems a tad more scary.

    *hides jewelry and locks car door.

  70. Two of my Boy Scout/HS buds were 98%+ European but their paternal GM had a little Feather Indian in her which helped them with college financial aid.

  71. Oh the other hand, her rhythm is excellent.

  72. So I can claim 2% african? Cool.

    I sure hope i don’t get brutalized or racially profiled by the po-po on my way to work today.

  73. The last African ancestor either of us likely had was Homo Habilis.

  74. Don’t Facebook livestream a rebuttal if the cop has a camera

  75. I read an article where they sent the same DNA to 3 different testing sites. Came up with 3 completely different results. I think they even resubmitted the sample to the same company twice and got different results. It’s a scam / Scott.

    The companies do provide DNA to the government and Google, so there is that.

  76. The last African ancestor either of us likely had was Homo Habilis.

    So … you don’ think I can star using “Hey, my ni**er” as a greeting?

  77. Ok, who took my loppers? Loper? I don’t know how it’s spelled. The long-handled things I use to cut thicker branches.

    Time to do some pruning on the family tree, huh?

  78. So … you don’ think I can star using “Hey, my ni**er” as a greeting?

    On the contrary, I think you can and should. Please get a bystander to film reactions.

  79. I read an article where they sent the same DNA to 3 different testing sites. Came up with 3 completely different results.

    So are any of them worth doing?

    The companies do provide DNA to the government and Google, so there is that.

    And why I won’t do them.

  80. Stinging nettle is a rhizomous forb, which means if I deliberately planted it’s basically there forever. But it would grow perfectly on my cleared land in Comstock.

    If I could find a buyer, or build a process where I sell it myself as fresh/dried, I could generate a few thousand pounds a year on those acres, and harvest it a few times a year with a some temp helpers.

    *ponders*

  81. I’m sure the Army has my fingerprints on file. I don’t know about DNA, but I operate under the assumption that they do. Probably from a vial of blood way back at the MEPS center from my cadet days.

  82. Re: Harry and Markle

    My mother said any kids will come out with an orange ‘fro.

    /I’m still anxious from that conversation.

    Maybe it’s me, but I thought their body language was off.

  83. Back in MA we had to get FID’s to buy ammo for my friend’s shotgun we used to shoot clay pigeons so they’re on file somewhere too.

  84. The Navy has my fingerprints. The State of MI has my thumb print, because you used to have to have it on a handgun permit.

    Your mom has my DNA.

  85. 23andMe is the name of your mom’s website.

  86. I thought that was 23inMe.

  87. 23 bullwhips.

  88. My daughter has to get fingerprinted for her work whether it be in healthcare or a school.

  89. Jake Tapper has Obama’s DNA.

  90. I don’t know why, but she has to get background checked…again…because she took that job on the outer parts of the city. (none of the others called her back due to the highly competitive locations and ‘who-you-knows’)

    She went through that two years ago. You’d think it would be in her file.

  91. Army has my fingerprints and DNA. The State of CO has my fingerprints from my probation.

  92. The entire media has obama’s DNA. How could they avoid it being up his ass and all.

  93. The royals are a scam.

  94. I have literally been fingerprinted more times than I can remember. And I have never been arrested and charged with a crime.

  95. And I have never been arrested and charged with a crime.

    Note the qualifier.

  96. TerribleTroy sounds Russian. Mueller should investigate.

  97. I have never been detained or placed in temporary custody, or the subject of any “investigation” outside of background investigation for employment purposes by various entities.

  98. Mueller should investigate my left nut.

  99. Evidently there’s a sinkhole expanding on the Whitehouse lawn. I think we’re going to find Jimmy Hoffa finally.

  100. Well, daughter was only 1% African, and Mr. TiFW has 0% African, so there is that. Maybe it is people of a certain age who are more likely 2% African. Who knows? Or cares?

    And I figure the government can get my DNA from any blood sample that I give. But so far, we have no violent criminals in our pasts…..

  101. From a facebook group post (America’s Test Kitchen)

    Question for the group – I’ve noticed that most of these recipes make pre-heating the oven the first step. I know this ensures it will be hot when needed, but sometimes a recipe will take going on an hour before it’s ready to put in the oven and this is very energy wasting – any thoughts?

    These people run a computer. And they can’t figure this one out.

  102. I guess I should have said, “this is Meghan Markel’s 3rd marriage.”

    She’s been divorced once, annulled once.

    I am hopeful for them, Jay. I want any marriage to work. My “hmmmmm” was just that statistics don’t bode well for them, especially hers. And generally “royalty” looks down on previously married women.

  103. By the way, in case you haven’t heard (and you haven’t, or you would be congratulating me), the newest American Idol winner is from Iowa.

  104. Wait, I thought “Black Irish” referred to the Spaniards who spread their genes around Ireland.

  105. I have never seen American Idol.

    I have seen pictures of your mom taped to a Starbucks restroom wall.

  106. OH, speaking of Starbucks, did you turds hear they had to completely reverse their stupid, “anyone is welcome, even nonpaying people” policy?

    Exactly what we thought would happen, did. The CEO of Starbucks is a certifiable idiot.

  107. Black Irish = black hair, very blue-eyed Irish?

  108. Wait, I thought “Black Irish” referred to the Spaniards who spread their genes around Ireland.

    This is accurate as I understand it. I have enough “Iberian” ancestry in my DNA and most of my dad’s Black Irish family have the blue eyes and black hair.

    What I was referring to is that most American blacks have Caucasian ancestry to a fairly high degree, and that of that ancestry a lot is Irish or Scots. The Scots were the southern plantation owners, and the Irish were basically fellow slaves in a lot of places.

  109. My father was also a black haired, very blue-eyed, Irish/German.

  110. Never convicted.

  111. Other than an interest in my speed while driving the po-po have had no interest in me over the years

  112. I’ve lived around here long enough that I know where most of the usual speed traps are located.

  113. That being said, I’ve never gone 93 in a 45 mph zone.

  114. Good plan, jimbro. Don’t tip the beer can, either.

  115. My buddies son just went spring breaking in Co. Good Kid, Valedictorian Type, attended Purdue his 1st year (got too expensive) was pursuing a degree in Pharmacology a real chemistry wiz, wanted to be a Pharmacist…….not going to happen. Got BUSTED on way home in Missouri had a bag of edibles, not a big bag but enough that the DA hasn’t decided yet how he’s going to pursue the case. Regardless, any, any hint at recreational drugs is a no go for a Pharmacist License as far as I know.

  116. The Army started collection of DNA sometime in the early 90s. By law, it can only be used for identification of remains.

  117. That’s what they said on NCIS too, xbrad, but Gibbs knew a way around it.

  118. just because it’s legal in CO, doesn’t mean Mizzou won’t throw the book at ya. That sucks, TT.

  119. That’s the plot of a Samuel L Jackson movie, title escapes me at the moment.

  120. Oh yeah, Formula 51.

  121. “Basic” is the first thing that comes to mind, Leon.

  122. “any hint at recreational drugs is a no go for a Pharmacist License as far as I know.’

    Does that mean he’ll never pass a background check?

  123. He could still work in industry, but yeah, he won’t be behind the counter at Walgreen’s or CVS.

  124. anything that can be done, as far as appealing to the DA? Worth a shot.

  125. just because it’s legal in CO, doesn’t mean Mizzou won’t throw the book at ya.

    Plenty of kids get busted with weed in the dorms. They don’t get tossed out or charged…for at least the first offense from what my son has told me. (No, my son didn’t smoke but did see it happen frequently.)
    So maybe this young man’s lawyer can plead with the DA?

  126. Back when I was in college, getting caught with weed or booze can get you tossed out of the dorms.

  127. Sounds like the arrest record alone is going to keep the license out of his hands, regardless of a conviction.

  128. seems harsh

  129. If convicted, probably not for 5 – 7 yrs.

  130. This is one of the major problems with legalized marijuana States.
    So many think “cool! It’s legal now!”
    Well, it’s still illegal everywhere else (and federally). Even worse, so what if it’s legal, idiot. A private company will undoubtedly NOT hire you – even in CA, OR, CO or WA. They don’t have to, and most won’t. Keep posting pics of your bong on FaceCrook. Good luck with your new Batista career at Starbucks.

  131. “By law, it can only be used for identification of remains.”

    =====

    Yeah, and they’re not supposed to keep any records of the instant background check when you buy a gun. Somehow, I think there might be a database somewhere.

  132. https://is.gd/pdbFnE

  133. I don’t think believing the NICS isn’t filed away somewhere for future government reference is tinfoil hat thinking at all.

  134. The FFL doesn’t have to keep copies of sales but many do it for years

    https://www.nssf.org/retailers/ffl-copy-retention/

  135. I don’t think believing the NICS isn’t filed away somewhere for future government reference is tinfoil hat thinking at all.

    I agree 100%. The whole reason I still refuse to get my VA CCL. I don’t want to be on a list – I’ll wait until we get Constitutional Carry passed. As it should be everywhere, btw.

  136. Comment by mare on May 22, 2018 1:42 pm
    Wait, I thought “Black Irish” referred to the Spaniards who spread their genes around Ireland.

    Yeah – the Spaniards who got invaded by the “Moops” way back when….

  137. If it’s not kept for reference, how do they know if one has been done or not?

  138. I hate therapy day. I look forward to someday not crying so fucking much.

  139. (((HUGS))), BroCavil

  140. I missed the new administrator’s town hall address last week. There was a website to submit questions, and someone submitted this gem, “Will the new administrator disclose the Secret Space Program (SSP); Lunar Operational Center(LOC); ‘free energy’ technologies; and interactions with non-terrestrial beings?”

    Um, yeah, I’m sure he’d rather face another Senate hearing than answer that one.

  141. I met the newest team lead in the lab today. He’s not in my direct management chain, but he’s a mover and a shaker. Former submariner. I then mentioned that I had toured the USS Narwhal in 1983 when it was temporarily docked in Charleston, SC. He hadn’t been born yet. Oy.

  142. Roamy, confess. You submitted those questions, didn’t you?

  143. Hotspur goes in the water Saturday. It’s been thirteen years. Really excited, but it’s going to take some elbow grease to make her ship shape and Bristol fashion.

  144. If it’s not kept for reference, how do they know if one has been done or not?

    The FFL has the counter party’s FFL number listed on his 4473 form that he *is* required to keep.

  145. Why did it come out?

  146. Why did it come out?

    https://is.gd/__Had_to_pee

  147. https://is.gd/__Had_to_pee

    You see an unfortunate accident. I see a potential case.

  148. Summer of ‘05 we bought the inn. Hauled it out that fall and were never able to use it again during summers because we were so busy at the inn.

    Then Hotbride got the job managing the co-op, then she got sick.

    This is the first year we’ve been able to make it happen. It’s going to be great.

  149. Nice! I’m just waiting for a day it doesn’t rain to make use of the swimming pool 20 yards away from me…first time swimming in far too long.

  150. “This is the first year we’ve been able to make it happen. It’s going to be great.”

    Happy for you.

  151. Local candidate still campaigning on being the first Native American woman in Congress. Deleted and blocked my “Elizabeth Warren” comment at least 3 times.

  152. Decides to rewatch Greg the Bunny to get ready for Happytime Murders. Listening to Emmet Otter soundtrack

  153. Ho made apple butter… FUCK YOU

  154. I was 4-5 years old. I wasn’t even paid to work the roadside stand. Child labor MFers. I still won’t eat apples, apple butter, apple cider, empanadas, etc. H8 the smell. You effing Anglos with your honey that didn’t have bee parts.

  155. Deep breaths.

  156. Do some wall balls.

  157. I really H8 apples. I like my corn from the grocery store. I want local honey!!! I’m getting blocked by the Type II patrol

  158. I grew up with fresh honey that was cloudy and had bee parts in it. My favorite part was the chunk of honeycomb in the Mason jar. I would cut a piece off with my pocket knife a chew on it like it was the best gum in the world.

  159. Chi, we only sold clear honey to tourists. Bee part hive honey was for family.

  160. My GM is responsible for presenting my BS narrative about racist!!! He was telling me today about being 1 of 6 cousins and fishing with his grandfather. I told him Grammo stories. He was all “Damn! You’re more Messican than I am!”

  161. I miss that stuff. I wonder if old man Williams sells honey? He was still farming quite a few acres even last year – not 3 miles from my house.
    He sold off a bunch of land, and now there are condos, 7-11s, a school & shopping centers around him, but he loves his farming.

    Last year when I went to get fresh corn, okra, melons and whatever he had left, I saw beehives all over.
    Thanks for reminding me to look into that tomorrow, Oso!

  162. Oh, yeah – he has fig trees all over the property.
    It’s a you-pick farm. When he saw me picking and eating figs, I asked “how much?”
    He said “those things fall off and rot on the ground. Nobody eats figs anymore. Take all you want.”

    I ended up with something like 18 ears of corn, a bag of okra a bunch of squash and peppers, and at least 15 pounds of figs for $10.
    He ain’t in it for the money, I guess. Plus, it was end of season – he was almost ready to till everything under.

  163. You-pick sucks!!! You pick peaches. My mom is ms you pick peppers, chiles, jalapeños.

  164. We were never allowed to eat apricots or cherries from Grammo’s orchard.

  165. I don’t think I’ve ever had a fresh apricot in my life. Only preserves or dried.
    I did buy a bag of FL oranges today for the first time in a year. I forgot how good those things are. I could’ve eaten the entire bag…

  166. I have issues. Wormy corn? Good enough. Windfall is the story of my life. I really H8 apples. True Story: when my cousin was pregnant with Savina, she showed no brain activity. Drs decided to induce. My atheist dad “Prayed” for the baby. Savina was born alive. No brain damage. My dad gave Savina her first art kit. Pastels, paints, charcoal, etc. Savina graduates this week. She won a “Congressional ” art competition. Art will be displayed in NYC as well. Very proud.

  167. So, The Happytime Murders is basically a more foul-mouthed version of Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

  168. *eats bee-free honey*

  169. Greg the Bunny. Before LOTR little guy had a Muppets show. I’d retrieve the name, but I didn’t eat at work and I’m all in diabetic brain

  170. Meet the Feebles was the Peter Jackson flick. I used to own a copy of the DVD. Very fucked up.

  171. A few days ago when Starbucks decided to let themselves be abused so badly, I thought to myself, “Starbucks is going to let the inevitable mess happen, and then quickly reverse their new policy with a “See?? THIS is why we had this policy in the first place,” attitude. And voila.

    This is literally the only way a woke company can fight their own political SJWs. If Starbucks were a known conservative company, they would still be under attack for being meanies and not housing the homeless that were trying to sleep and shit inside their cafe.

  172. Oh help me, please doctor, I’m damaged
    There’s a pain where there once was a heart
    It’s sleepin, it’s a beatin’
    Can’t ya please derp it out, and preserve it
    Right there in that jar?


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