BBF

Hello keg-standers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was born on November 3rd, 1987 in Chicago, Illinois. 5′ 8″ 37D-24-36 and 125 lbs, please don’t look back and say hello to Miss April Rose!

 

 

 

99 Comments

  1. The musical selection is a fun song, if you can’t take it FF to the 2:00 mark for the hook.

  2. 80’s band bikinis worn wonderfully

  3. All day sucker today. Three cases, three different rooms, alleged start times of 0740, 1030 and 1400. I’ll be leaving at 6 unless something changes.

    AVENGE ME!

  4. What Erin did last night – picked her up from work, and she needed something from the store for a project. Ok. I’ll stay in the car.

    45 min later. Apparently one of her (male – of course) friends “saw” that she was at the store and walked over. I gave her 7 minuets to get to the car, then I was leaving

    wakey wakey.

  5. (saw – snapchat thing – they can tell where their friends are if they don’t ghost their location)

  6. Pat thought last week’s model couldn’t be topped. I’ll report back later. After everyone at the store weighs in.

    BBF. Bringing the employees at the battery store together.

  7. Get thee to a nunnery.

  8. Pay likes long legged brunettes?

    Huh.

  9. Gotta cancel my chipper rental for today. No refund on the fee, but I don’t need to turn my maples to mulch if I’m not digging a garden. Plus it’s looking like rain again here.

    She seems nice.

  10. They were dragged in by the fact that she played the piano.

  11. So … leon, NO garden at all? We did the boxes because the soil was poor, but now – after years of composting everything back into the soil everywhere – it’s pretty good. I would till, then mulch and just compost this year where you want one next year. Or still try this year, because that’s me and I’m ok with failure year after year.

  12. Bonjour, pervs.

  13. The kid was nearby because he and his dad are living at the hotel. The mom apparently left them and some unknown drama, and now they live at the hotel. So the kid is miserable and always looking for ways to get out.

  14. Leon’s decided to grow a meat garden, instead. Which is awesome.

  15. Exactly. Time better spent. I’ll probably do a small bed of strawberries in the back yard with Possum, but all that healthy grass could be getting turned into lamb and eggs instead of me killing it to turn it into tomatoes and peppers.

  16. Bon jour, Pee Wee.

  17. Ba haaa haaaa … THe Washington Post now has Robert Redford writing an opinion piece.

  18. She has a waist and everything.

  19. “…. grow a meat garden…”
    ======

    Pretty sure your mom’s ears perked up at that turn of phrase….

  20. Total downpour just now, too. This is a bad day for making mulch.

  21. Ba haaaa haaa haaaa …. breath breath breath …. haaa haaa haaaaa:

    In her Facebook video, Hilton-Williams said: ‘I did a lot of protesting, a lot of fighting in my day, so things like this wouldn’t happen,’ while speaking of her alleged traumatic experience.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5716469/Black-woman-claiming-harassed-white-cop-proven-wrong.html#ixzz5FCE6hoym

  22. I think the very best part – which is really saying something – that she records her tearful rant about the police brutality – WHILE DRIVING. It goes on for 3 minuets as SHE’S FUCKING DRIVING.

  23. Hah, Sandoval County assessor is pulling down $75K a year, over $100K including benefits, and hasn’t shown up for work in over a year. Gotta love NM politics.

  24. My gardening friend up here just got back with his second back of morels.

    I think I hate him.

  25. I found another dryad’s saddle last night, but it was pretty small still. I’ll let it go a while longer. I should check our woodline for mushrooms later if the rain stops.

  26. Aaaannnnddd now the DEA is monitoring the blog. Thanks Leon.

  27. Those aren’t psychoactive in the slightest, Bcock. Similar to other saprophytic polypores.

  28. Oh of course. Of course. I get you.

  29. Only average skankitude this week. Pretty high quality honestly.

  30. Right on, man. Party on!

  31. Most of the “fun” mushrooms have the classic toadstool shape and bruise to a blue color.

    “Saprophytic polypores” are the sorts of fan-shaped mushrooms that grow on the sides of trees:

  32. I want to ride that saprophytic polypore like a saddle

  33. Whoa! She’s *cough* hot.

  34. Went outside to try and turn some of the disturbed soil plugs back to grass-side-up and it started raining again as soon as my hands were dirty.

  35. Zero fungi found.

  36. Check Hotspur’s mom, all kinds of fungi….

  37. The “mother lode” so to speak.

  38. Leon?


    “Bitcoin is a revolt against fiat [government-backed] money, and an all-meat diet is a revolt against fiat food,” said Michael Goldstein, a “bitcoin and meat maximalist”

  39. Uh oh, mass shooting.

    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2018/05/11/3-adults-4-children-found-dead-on-property-in-western-australia.html

    In Australia. But but but, all the guns are gone there! Hmm.

  40. I’ve heard of those guys, Alex, but haven’t signed on or subscribed to the newsletter.

  41. I have a job interview next week in San Antonio.

  42. I have a job interview next week in San Antonio.

    Good luck. Don’t fuck up.

  43. I’ll try to remember to wear pants.

  44. If I don’t get this job, I’ll probably have to accept the one in *shudders* Florida.

    I don’t even like snorting bath-salts…

  45. On the plus side, the “remembering to wear pants” thing won’t really be an issue.

  46. It’s hailing here. Awesome.

  47. I was gonna rest day … but I may hop on my bike.

  48. One of the girls at my gym did a 2 rep max of overhead squat at 145.

    hole E phuck.

  49. 10:00 case going to sleep now

  50. Your anesthesiologist must have accidentally dosed the blog too.

  51. Off to work.

    *steals blog’s lunch money*

    byeee

  52. One more case! My 2 o’clock should go by 3:30 since I don’t need any equipment for it.

  53. Jay, How’d you and the peeps do at the dart thing? You a Big Weiner or a Loser McLoserface?

    PS. Cork or Electronic?
    PPS. You ever throw any of the “bubblebee” style darts?

  54. Where in Florida, Alex?

  55. MJ, if you’re around, the new Beach House album is out today. Streaming on YouTube:

    https://youtu.be/Dyclbb_6Ycs

  56. Losers at electronic darts.

    To be fair, we got booted up to the top level because of one player’s average being high 3 years ago. Not fair, but it is what it is.

    Do not like bumblebees, too short.

  57. Reading Car in’s latest on Lapeer Creek. These secondary characters are getting interesting. Maybe we’ll get to see a spinoff…

  58. I spun your mom off.

  59. MJ, if you’re around, the new Beach House album is out today. Streaming on YouTube:
    ————————-
    Thank you, Sean. I ordered it on vinyl, prerelease.

  60. Possible activities this weekend

    Mow Lawn
    Pressure wash siding
    Detail Car
    Run Amok
    Fire many bullets at various targets
    Forget Mothers Day
    Finish putting away winter clothes

  61. A kid at a school in CT made a toy gun out of Lego’s.

    The school called police.

  62. I ordered it on vinyl, prerelease.

    https://is.gd/wbHEqB

  63. Burn the school to the ground

  64. The school called police.

    I hope they arrested the entire staff and charged them with being too stupid to live.

  65. No hyperbole here. I’m glad my son never encountered anything like this. Because I’d probably still be in jail. I truly believe that this kinda shit isn’t going to stop until the actual individual decision maker suffers very personal painful consequences for this kinda piss poor judgement. The whole hiding behind the bueracracy thing rubs me wrong to begin with, because most of the time the decision is made by a individual who is interpting the rule or policy incorrectly so as to intentionally cause harm.

  66. “https://is.gd/wbHEqB”
    =========
    Good god! SMH.

  67. “School leaders and local police partners were able to investigate and resolve the issue internally with use of restorative practices. Appropriate steps were taken at the school level to insure the safety of all students and to impress upon the students the seriousness of engaging in positive peer interactions while avoiding conduct that may pose risk or concern to others. All children need to feel safe and secure within the learning environment and we all have a role to play to make that happen.”

    Doomed.

  68. One of the girls at my gym did a 2 rep max of overhead squat at 145.

    https://is.gd/ft3Mgz

  69. All children need to feel safe and secure within the learning environment and we all have a role to play to make that happen.

    Gosh, I know that nothing would have made me feel safe and secure when I was that age like having men with guns come to chew me out for playing with Legos.

  70. Terrifying a poor little boy with government authority figures over playing “incorrectly” with innocent toys couldn’t possibly result in that child growing up with, shall we say, something of an animus toward such figures. That couldn’t possibly end in another McVeigh or anything

  71. I would like the first outfit in my size, please, kthxbai

    **watches model gif a few more times**

  72. How many of the adults involved were women? Any bets?

  73. Elementary public school? 100% women, 60% minority.

  74. Magnet school.

  75. So Maxine “Peach Fordy Fie! Peach Fordy Fie!” Waters did something today, because liberal cousin is posting about how wonderful she is. Do I want to dig for this?

  76. Very very doubtful, roamy.

  77. I’m guessing it was because of this little fit she threw today, roamy.

  78. What a petulant and juvenile bitch

  79. Thank you, Sean, that is the sort of thing that cousin finds uplifting. I appreciate not having to wade through crap news.

    Ace had a link the other day to a wife asking for lunch ideas for her husband other than sammiches, and the feminists went nuts on her. And they wonder what happened when hit with divorce papers.

  80. Pepe, I got home in time to see a NM Gov worker was found with kiddie porn on his work computer. Missed everything else. Nacho gave the commencement address at Tucumcari High.

  81. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 11, 2018 8:50 pm
    Elementary public school? 100% women, 60% minority.

    If Betsy Devos really wants to tea-bag the education establishment, she’d announce that schools without sufficient male teachers are in violation of title IX. How can a boy expect to learn if he’s in an all-female environment. If the situation was reversed, if there were no women teachers, you can bet your ass that the left would scream about it.

  82. There would just be a big push to recruit gay guys to be teachers then. Not sure how successful it would be, but if I were a leftist that is how I would respond to that.

  83. If Betsy Devos really wants to tea-bag the education establishment, she’d announce that schools without sufficient male teachers are in violation of title IX. How can a boy expect to learn if he’s in an all-female environment. If the situation was reversed, if there were no women teachers, you can bet your ass that the left would scream about it.

    **golf clap**

  84. There would just be a big push to recruit gay guys to be teachers then. Not sure how successful it would be, but if I were a leftist that is how I would respond to that.

    That would be fine. Boys need male role models, and what better role models than cops, firefighters, construction workers, and Indian chiefs?

  85. Comment by mare on May 11, 2018 2:41 pm
    Where in Florida, Alex?

    I was just teasing BCoch. There’s no Florida job. If I don’t get the San Antonio job, or the one in Oh-Hai-Yo, I’ll probably pack up and head for DC and try my luck there.

  86. haaahahahahahaaa

  87. *clutches chest* You wound me sir.

  88. I had a good run playing horses in my mind
    Left my heart out somewhere running
    Wanting strangers to be mine
    Memory’s a sacred derp
    That’s drying all the time
    On a hillside I remember
    I am loving losing life

  89. Well well well. Here we are again.

  90. So we are.

  91. Up early after sorta late night. Been up for a while.

  92. Today is the greatest day I’ve ever known.

  93. Cold and rainy today 40 degrees.

  94. I was up late trying to put Possum to bed without Mom here. It wasn’t awful, but she didn’t enjoy the going to bed part much.

    And we’re back to March weather here as well.

  95. The last few days it’s been clear in the morning and I’ve been up before 5 because of the light (even with curtains). Decent weather this weekend which means I can’t ignore the lawn any longer.

  96. It will be a long workout day, since outside is gross.

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