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Spring Hain’t Sproingin’ Yet… pos

The robins and redwing black birds have been makin’ love noises out back for two weeks (+/-). Those little bastardos are gonna be hungry before all the snow leaves.

It’s currently a 17 balmy degrees here in AGW Territory – Algore needs a hockey stick stuffed into his anthropogenic part; read here poon.

Anyway, spring thru early summer is my favorite time of year – it means that trout season is just around the corner; as we all know, only people of questionable lineage don’t like catching a noice slippery trout.

 

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March 20, 2018
Categories: amazing post, Baseball, Bowel Prep, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Brown Snow, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Death by Fishstick, Dr B wants to Spank you, Easter Pig, fishy, Follically challenged, foreskin, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, i'm zero indians, It must be true!, just another jimbroglio, lazy bastards anonymous, Like you know how to read., Marez-ee-dotes, mesadick, monkey love, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, Oso made me do it!!!!, playing Hide the Salmon, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, Rumpus Room Rumba, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, Suck It., the old ass-hair combover trick, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, your mom likes a slippery trout, zero fucks . . Author: jam2

44 Comments

  1. Comment by Jimbro on March 20, 2018 8:48 am

    WTFITS?

  2. Comment by Car in on March 20, 2018 8:52 am

    Moose went swimming this morning and was running around the yard with icicles hanging from him.
    wakey wakey

  3. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 20, 2018 8:53 am

    0 is a category? Noice.

  4. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 20, 2018 8:53 am

    He’s a yard chandelier.

  5. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 20, 2018 9:00 am

    Carboy?

  6. Comment by beasn on March 20, 2018 9:09 am

    Outpatient surgery for Mr. B this morning. He is going to get a cyst removed from his middle finger. And I probably only got 1 hour of sleep. WTFUUUU!
    They’ve got the Today Show on. Bleh

  7. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 20, 2018 9:19 am

    thoughts and prayers for Mr. B’s middle finger.

    Question: does it get overtime, beasnsnsns?

    *runs

  8. Comment by scott on March 20, 2018 9:20 am

    Spring is almost here!

  9. Comment by MJ on March 20, 2018 9:30 am

    How much do we like this post?

  10. Comment by Hotspur on March 20, 2018 9:33 am

    —><— This much.

  11. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 20, 2018 9:41 am

    Moms, we’ve all been there, amirite?

  12. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 20, 2018 10:02 am

    Wow, Mike Pence really pisses off libs, doesn’t he?

    https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2018/03/19/oh-no-not-that-john-oliver-thinks-hes-found-a-way-to-really-piss-off-mike-pence/

  13. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 20, 2018 10:11 am

    Mike Pence is a happily married Christian. Of course he pisses off the left.

  14. Comment by Hotspur on March 20, 2018 10:13 am

    My mom may be a pole dancer, but yours is a pole smoker.

  15. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 20, 2018 10:18 am

    Gays had it better before the left weaponized them. Ditto for blacks, messicans, and womyn.

  16. Comment by jam2 on March 20, 2018 10:34 am

    WTF over

  17. Comment by jam2 on March 20, 2018 10:35 am

    hotspot – you axe the stewardess for a handy on the way back?

  18. Comment by jam2 on March 20, 2018 10:37 am

    j’bro, make sure you wash your hands BEFORE you cut off a couple extra feets and parts for the bonus, this time

  19. Comment by jam2 on March 20, 2018 10:38 am

    speaking of doc stuff – what does B cut off to make extra cash?

    he’s a proctologist, right?

  20. Comment by MJ on March 20, 2018 10:38 am

    The Lefty talking heads are just obnoxious and unfunny. But keep fucking that chicken cuz this is how you get more Trump.

  21. Comment by Brother Cavil on March 20, 2018 10:39 am

    You SOBs will one day publish a post that’s mostly categories. You do realize this.

  22. Comment by jam2 on March 20, 2018 10:39 am

    i should turn this into a flame thread

  23. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 20, 2018 10:40 am

    *adds category JustToMakeBCWhine

  24. Comment by jam2 on March 20, 2018 10:41 am

    b’cav – that’s all we got: twas a long winter ya snarly bastidge

  25. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 20, 2018 10:42 am

    My categories always make sense.

  26. Comment by jam2 on March 20, 2018 10:43 am

    lil black-mouse, i’m hoping they up their game to the point that they are actually bludgeoning each other in the streets to try and out proggy one ta’nother

  27. Comment by jam2 on March 20, 2018 10:44 am

    in my mind my categories do 2

  28. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 20, 2018 10:45 am

    It has been a long winter. jam just crawled out of his hole to declare 6 more weeks.

  29. Comment by Hotspur on March 20, 2018 10:48 am

    I just crawled out of your mom’s hole.

  30. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 20, 2018 10:49 am

    I just crawled out of your mom’s hole.

    If you see your shadow it means six more weeks of antibiotics.

  31. Comment by shreddedchi on March 20, 2018 11:06 am

    It has been a long winter. jam just crawled out of his hole to declare 6 more weeks

    I hope not, but I’d believe it. It’s been raining steadily for 12 hours. The yard is a swamp. That’s supposed to turn into snow later as temps drop all day.
    I hate this weather and am ready for spring and summer.

  32. Comment by terribletroy on March 20, 2018 11:17 am

    Does the deep state exist?

    Have we created a “political class” that operates under entirely different rules and laws than we do?

  33. Comment by Jimbro on March 20, 2018 11:25 am

    If you see your shadow it means six more weeks of antibiotics
    ———–
    Even your shadow will need antibiotic treatment

  34. Comment by beasn on March 20, 2018 11:51 am

    tt – yes. Next question.

  35. Comment by beasn on March 20, 2018 11:53 am

    Question: does it get overtime, beasnsnsns?

    *runs

    He didn’t get any of the sassy gene, like I have.

    *trips Jay*
    *ties him up with both his middle fingers stuck up a nostril*

  36. Comment by beasn on March 20, 2018 11:56 am

    I came home for a couple of hours. The receptionist originally said they’d take husband back in 15-20 minutes. An hour later, two other patients were listed as still being prepped for surgery and husband was still in ‘registration’. The lady went back and checked and guestimated Mr. B. would be done by 11:30ish. Will go back in a few minutes.

  37. Comment by beasn on March 20, 2018 12:01 pm

    Ruh roh, him’s got his leg caught.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IJCLjnFJMw

  38. Comment by terribletroy on March 20, 2018 12:03 pm

    Next question,

    Is the MSM 90% politically biased and acting as propagandists for the leftists?

  39. Comment by MJ on March 20, 2018 12:13 pm

    yep

  40. Comment by shreddedchi on March 20, 2018 12:23 pm

    Is the MSM 90% politically biased and acting as propagandists for the leftists?

    Does the Pope shit in the woods?

  41. Comment by terribletroy on March 20, 2018 12:41 pm

    SO we’ve established the following:

    That there is a group of unaccountable people within our government that doesn’t answer to the people and will lie, cheat, fabricate, perjure and commit various other crimes in order to stay “in control.”

    That the above group is supported by a class of people that are lawless and more busy enriching themselves and their prospective families and friends than they are performing their elective duty (representing their constituents)

    That there is a huge Media Establishment supporting these people in order to be “popular”, but more importantly to enrich themselves, and have abandoned any ethics regarding the truth.

    2nd to last question..

    Where are the “factories” that produce the individuals that are willing to behave in this manner?

  42. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 20, 2018 12:42 pm

    Objection, your honor! leading the witness!

  43. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 20, 2018 12:46 pm

    The destruction of The Academy can’t happen soon enough or fast enough.

  44. Comment by MJ on March 20, 2018 12:49 pm

    gnu pote


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