A Farts’ Tale – POS Pooting

Because this is a classy place

&

I am most assuredly a classy guy

Some Music:

Some Poetry:

“”Sing, sweet bird, I kneen nat where thou art!”
This Nicholas anon let fle a fart
As greet as it had been a thonder-dent
That with the strook he was almost yblent (blinded)
And he was ready with iron hoot
And Nicholas ammyd the ers he smoot.[7]”

Some Art: (no not that kind)

So – when sir huff-n-puff didn’t blow you’re mom down for a couple of dayz (après-posterior proffering) – i have to admit to a small bit of concern (mostly due to scott’s tales of intestinal ruptures, death, and other delightful consequences of butt-pokey perturbations….

Alas teh hot-spot bubbled back to the surface with his usual borborygmic flare – read here 20 seconds of ass gaping effrontery.

Ahhhhh Fart Jokes; the backbone of grade school humor and for some of us Humor.

This Day in Fart History:

  • 393 Roman Emperor Theodosius I proclaims his nine year old son Honorius co-flateur of the Empire
  • 909 John of Rila aka Saint Ivan and the fable of two pies lets one slip.
  • 971 War elephant corps of the Southern Han defeated at Shao by fart fire from Song Dynasty troops; Southern Han state forced to submit to the Song Dynasty. 1st regular war elephant corps in Chinese army
  • 1265 1st English Parliament not summoned by the monarch’s feortans formally convened
  • 1368 In a coronation ceremony, Zhu Yuanzhang sends forth as wind from the anus on the throne of China as the Peeyew Emperor, initiating Ming Dynasty rule over China that would smell for three centuries.
  • 1490 1st passing of Ramban’s Sha’ar ha-Gemul
  • 1546 Having issued nothing forth for eleven years, Francois Rabelais floats the Tiers Livre, his sequel to Gargantua Bisqette and Pantagruel Lingering.
  • 1552 2nd version of Book of Common Poots becomes mandatory in England
  • 1556 Shaanxi Fartquake – deadliest ever recorded kills 830,000 in Shensi Province, China
  • 1570 Earl of Moray, regent of Scotland, assassinated in a silent but deadly attack; civil war breaks out

Remember:

  • He who declared it blared it.
  • He who observed it served it.
  • He who detected it ejected it.
  • He who rejected it respected it.
  • He who said the rhyme did the crime.
  • Whoever spoke last set off the blast.
  • Whoever smelt it dealt it.
  • Whoever denied it supplied it.
  • He who snuffed it fluffed it.
  • Whoever enjoyed it deployed it.
  • Whoever circulated it perpetrated it.

Ahh-ite! Now get out there and let it rip

 

152 Comments

  1. *let ‘er rip*

  2. Tsunami Fart Warning for the Left Coast

    Head to higher ground STAT

  3. Morning, ‘wads.

    Enjoying the milder weather right now. Big Joe Bastardi says February is gonna hurt, ‘Plains East.’ Not sure what he means by that. All the way east? Or just a few hundred miles? Eh. It’s February, it usually sucks. Last year Feb was mild and gorgeous but then March brought the hammer down again.

    Whose turn is it to hug me and pat me on the back and tell me I’m great but actually be taping a mean sign on my hump?

  4. Good poot, Jam.

  5. oh, I will do it.
    **pats Laura on the back, with a 3 ft stick**

    See? No mean sign!

    This is an interesting thread. Not just for the excellent analysis, but also as a perfect thread to read with just one hand on the keyboard, if you get my drift.

    Trump has become like the proverbial dog from a saying from my old country:
    If they catch him, he bites. If they let go, he runs away.

  6. What is the gist of that proverb, Tushar? He’s too tricky, you can’t pin him down?

  7. Not ‘can’t pin him down’, more like, you can’t win against him.

    Imagine an ornery canine that you want as your pet.
    You catch him, he bites, you let go, he runs away.
    In both circumstances, he wins, and you lose.

  8. wakey wakey

  9. Yeah, I admit that I’m mystified as to how he’s doing this. By most accounts, the guy was not the champion dealmaker he claims he is, and is not a political creature. But he’s getting the job done. Praise Shiva.

  10. He has a big advantage over politicians. He has been dealing with and studying them his whole life. He knows their every twitch. He knows when they will yawn and when they will scratch their balls.

    But they don’t know him, even after he has been in their faces 24/7 for 1.5 years.

    They are utterly predictable, and he is totally unpredictable.

  11. I don’t think he ever read 48 Laws of Power, but he consistently uses a number of them to his advantage, and it’s obvious none of his opponents even notice.

  12. Some guy who impersonates Milo on twitter has a timely tweet.

  13. *farts on blog*

  14. something

  15. I am starting to notice the big difference between Conservatives/Republicans and Liberals/Democrats.

    Liberals are single issue voters. Some want abortions out the wazoo, and don’t care about anything else. Some want Illegals to come in with impunity. Some want hairy guys changing clothes next to little girls. Some want to Take Take Take, and some want to Toke Toke Toke.
    And as long as you support them, they will support you. For them, intersectionality means illegal hairy guys on welfare changing clothes next to little girls while toking.

    Conservatives are rarely single issue voters. There is a big overlap between gun rights, fiscal cons, anti-terrorism, pro-life etc folks.
    And we generally look at the sum total of what we are achieving, and are willing to make some sacrifices.

    Because of their single issue base, there is general cohesion on the left, but it rapidly falls apart when they need to drop some issue to advance some other issues.

    On our side, there is healthy bickering instead of constant cohesion, but when it is time to act, we are more willing to do get together, tactical sacrifices, and win on bigger things.

    Case in point, there are anti-gay-marriage folks in the coalition, Although VP Pence has not started electrocuting gays as he supposedly promised, they are not up in arms about it, because we are winning big time on everything else.

    The biggest sacrifice we are currently making is that we have put fiscal conservatism on the back burner. I don’t like it, but I will put up with it. For now.

  16. Another cold snap here. 6 degrees this morning. Cold weather sucks.

  17. With a healthy amount of economic growth and repatriation of earnings, fiscal conservatism is a less pressing concern.

    And most of our “debt” is to the Federal Reserve itself, it’s bookkeeping nonsense. If it ever becomes necessary to repudiate it, we will. We’ve done it before. New “dollars” will be issued and the whole thing swept away like the last 6 or 7 times we’ve done it. I’m not saying I like it, but it’s what we’ll do. Nothing else is viable in the face of long-term insolvency and there’s nothing to stop us doing it.

  18. *buys more DogeCoin*

  19. Fiscal and social conservatism go hand-in-hand. You can’t have fiscal conservatism if your society is full of drug addicts and feral children. Social conservatism is concerned with promotion and preservation of those behaviors which are beneficial to society. Intact families are less likely to need government handouts. People who work instead of doing drugs all day aren’t a drain on society’s resources.

  20. Very true. Eliminating the drain of resources that illegal immigration represents is a fiscally conservative move.

  21. I just deleted my twitter account. Haven’t used it in years. What a fucking waste of time that was. I regret it.

  22. It wouldn’t surprise me if Trump manages to get a reduction in entitlements over the next few years, especially if the economy keeps improving. He’s the kind of guy who can push the message, “you don’t need a handout when there are plenty of great jobs thanks to my administration!”

  23. Entitlements won’t go away, the importance will just disappear, because of the influx of new funds. Just like when Reagan did it.

    Entitlements never go away. That’s why they are called entitlements.

  24. for Tush –
    “All warfare is based on deception.
    Know thy self, know thy enemy. A thousand battles, a thousand victories.
    The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.
    If you know the enemy and know yourself you need not fear the results of a hundred battles.
    Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win.
    Know your enemy and know yourself and you can fight a hundred battles without disaster.
    Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory. Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat.
    Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
    Hence to fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy’s resistance without fighting.
    For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill.

  25. ar

  26. I bailed on Twatter back in ’16 when it became obvious how much TPTB there had their thumbs on the scale.

    Went to Gab for a while, but lost interest.

    Barely bother with Disgracebook, if it wasn’t the only way I can keep in touch with “friends” that live within 30 minutes of me…

  27. CHEMTRAILS! *sprays vinegar water

  28. I had browsed The Art of War a bit. I need to read it properly, and 48 rules too.

  29. I got rid of Facepussyhat in the summer of ’16 when the unhinged left was in the full beginnings of TDS. I miss staying in touch with friends and family, but I’m not doing it through that cesspool.

  30. you have to use the “point and laugh” strategy, and not actively engage the insane ones.

    Post sarcastic replies every once in a while, just to let the idiots know you’re still alive. Usually on an exceptionally dumb post.

    Then again, that gets you banned quickly. Right Car in’s mom?

  31. hwere’s Phat-ulence?
    i just got one of the books he recommended a while back –

    now i need to carve out time to read it

  32. I follow maybe a dozen people on twat-her. For the time being I’m sticking around, but not diving into it. It’s a cesspool.

    I’m on FB for the same reason as most here: to keep in touch with a few friends who are scattered around the country.

  33. Never got on Facebook and, from what I read about it, I’m glad. I used to have a MySpace account with about 10 people I knew. When they told me “Everyone’s on Facebook now” I took that as my signal to delete the MySpace account.

  34. The only Twitter stuff I read is the highlighted tweets that come in a daily email or the stuff Twitchy or other sites aggregate.

    I have a Gab account but the only time II use it is to unfollow the pron scamsters that follow me

  35. II = I

    wut

  36. I have a Facebook account, but that is by accident.
    Some asshole (who happens to have the same first and last name as me) created a Facebook account with my email id.
    When they sent me an email for verification, I stole the account.
    Hey, it is linked to my email, so it is mine now.
    The only reason I keep it active is to deny that asshole another opportunity to use my email address.

  37. Never did either one. I saw where this crap was going with Livejournal and bailed early.

  38. All of the snow is gone.

  39. No snow here either, the rain got it. Still a big iceberg in the pond.

  40. I’ve heard “The War of Art” by Steven Pressfield recommended often enough that I’m going to try and read that next.

  41. Twitchnuts suspended my account about a year ago after I noted that 100% of the unrest in Libiya, Siria, Iran etc was the result of Obama being a pussy. They offered to send me instructions on how to appeal it via text if I’d send them my phone #. Not happening.

  42. Well hello flaming weirdos.

  43. MJ! I have been absent here for far too long.
    How is MJ Junior doing?

  44. I am not flaming. I smoulder. Ask your mom.

  45. Doing really well. How’s life on your end?

    The baby is doing well, although he is still jobless and sucking off the tit. Literally.

    We’re thinking number two will be on the way pretty soon. Just need to nail down a few things. Literally.

  46. I nailed down your mom.

  47. >>he is still jobless and sucking off the tit

    yeah, they do that for a while. Freaking liberals. But he will grow out of it.

  48. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 23, 2018 11:06 am

    I am not flaming. I smoulder. Ask your mom.

    ===========

    Burning sensation? Happens a lot after visiting his mom. You should probably get checked.

  49. yeah, they do that for a while. Freaking liberals. But he will grow out of it.
    ——————————
    God I hope so. I really want those boobs back.

  50. Boobs do things other than feed babies? I have vague memories of this, but I thought it was just dreamstuff. Insomnia makes memory fuzzy and suspect at times.

  51. WTF?

    https://tinyurl.com/yawvepxn

  52. Bath salts?

  53. Why dogs hate cats:

    Thousands of years ago dogs and cats were best friends. The cats were forever pulling practical jokes on the dogs, but the dogs were good humored and took it in stride.

    One Saturday the cats threw a party and invited the dogs. When the dogs arrived the cats asked them to check their stinky buttholes in the cloak room, which the dogs innocently obliged.

    During the party the cats decided to pull a joke on the dogs, and they mixed up all of the assholes.

    When the party ended the dogs went to retrieve their assholes but they couldn’t figure out whose was whose, so they just had to grab one and go. Of course the cats thought this was hilarious, and they laughed and laughed.

    The dogs were super pissed that the cats would pull such an outrageous stunt, and they never forgave them.

    And that’s why to this day dogs hate cats. It’s also why dogs go around smelling each other’s assholes. They’re still trying to find their own.

  54. hotspur you forgot to end that with —— “True Story!!”

  55. i’ve got a twit account; never use it

    i opened a faceplant account just to see how to navigate in it cuz my wife opened one and actually gave real identity info…. we had a talk about that and she told me to take a hike: in my account i’m a tranny that goes by the name of Turgid Holz –

  56. Why dogs hate cats:
    Thousands of years ago dogs and cats were best friends. The cats were forever pulling practical jokes on the dogs, but the dogs were good humored and took it in stride.
    One Saturday the cats threw a party and invited the dogs. When the dogs arrived the cats asked them to check their stinky buttholes in the cloak room, which the dogs innocently obliged.
    During the party the cats decided to pull a joke on the dogs, and they mixed up all of the assholes.
    When the party ended the dogs went to retrieve their assholes but they couldn’t figure out whose was whose, so they just had to grab one and go. Of course the cats thought this was hilarious, and they laughed and laughed.
    The dogs were super pissed that the cats would pull such an outrageous stunt, and they never forgave them.
    And that’s why to this day dogs hate cats. It’s also why dogs go around smelling each other’s assholes. They’re still trying to find their own.

    Cool story, bro.

  57. i’m gonna send a friend request to car in & her mom

  58. i should send one to Richard and troll his radio show

  59. btw – thanks lauraw

  60. i should try to get something done

  61. [video src="https://i.imgur.com/S355quQ.mp4" /]

  62. …cuz my wife opened one and actually gave real identity info…. we had a talk about that and she told me to take a hike

    Personally, I’ve never done any of the FB, Twitter, Instagram shit.

    But my sister can’t get enough of it. She posted a pic of my gorgeous 16 yr old niece (complete with skin tight jeans & belly baring shirt) outside of DMV with her “passed” letter after her written test.
    A simple zoom on the pic, and I could read her name, address, DOB, SSN, etc. I told sis to take it down or at least edit the pic – she called me dumbass.

  63. http://tinyurl.com/yarw7r6q

  64. LOl that guy just nuked his company. The conservatives won’t buy his shit because he insulted them. And liberals won’t buy it because they think it’s associated with conservatives.

    Great job, Einstein.

  65. Why would you need that vest when you have cargo shorts?

  66. Cargo Sharts™

  67. Shart Dressed Man.

  68. Looks like ScottE jumped the shart.

  69. But, he’s really sorry, hs!

  70. Yeah, he’s sorry alright. A sorry excuse for a businessman.

  71. Why the fuck should there be a second special counsel in the FBI thing? Why can’t Sleepy get off his lazy ass and do his fucking job.

    Worst Attorney General ever.

  72. “Shart Dressed Man.”

    hahahaaaaaa – ya bastard, now i have that song in me ‘ed

  73. Roasting my last big pumpkin from last year. Going to save the seeds from this one and try to get them planted in a mound at the new place.

    That’s the 2018 garden. Done.

  74. LOL Ace is skewering Allahpundit. Love it.

  75. Really? They had a falling out?
    I don’t read over there often anymore but for a while, it seemed like every other link was to Allahpundit. Glad he finally came around.

  76. This is why the democrats lost in 2016.

  77. He’s been after him since Trump. Allah is a never trumper.

  78. Whoa, the NFL rejected a veteran’s ad, Stand for the Flag?

    How stupid are they?

  79. It’s for the program at the super bowl:

    https://www.armytimes.com/news/2018/01/22/amvets-says-nfl-censored-its-ad-against-flag-protests/

    (from AOS, but wanted to make sure you saw this)

    NHL and MLB both had the ad in their All Star game programs.

  80. What do you think DWS uses for hair care – Hellman’s, Duke’s, or Miracle Whip?

  81. When I’m bored…

  82. What do you think DWS uses for hair care – Hellman’s, Duke’s, or Miracle Whip?

    I’ve always assumed it’s jizm.

  83. Where would she get any of that?

  84. Where would she get any of that?

    I was thinking the exact same thing, then I realized – the Congressional Black Caucus is right there.

  85. Where is ace going after Allah?

  86. Even they have standards.

    And Conyers is out already, isn’t he?

  87. Allah is apparently completely bought in on the #RussianBots bullshit, Carin.

  88. l to r: h2 ib
    http://tinyurl.com/y7xwyluc

  89. Where is ace going after Allah?

    I blame the declining interest in the NFL — which people once actually thought was a “patriotic” brand that supported traditionalist sentiments — on RUSSIAN BOTS.

    All stories I don’t like can be explained away by the conspiracy theory of RUSSIAN BOTS, which is an educated, enlightened conspiracy theory, because my liberal pals say it’s a good conspiracy theory to believe in.

    Conservative conspiracy theories, on the other hand, are uncouth, ill-mannered, uneducated, and racist.

    But I’m totally a conservative. I just think conservatives are vicious retarded animals, and liberals are well-intentioned people with lots and lots of credibility.

    Isn’t it obvious that my political sympathies lie with the people I routinely bait, troll, and straight-up insult?

    That’s all directed at trolling Allahpundit.

    http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=373494

  90. russian bots, huh?

  91. The only Russian bot I care about is the sexbot that will keep me company in retirement.

  92. How is a sexbot different than masturbating?

  93. your hand doesn’t get as tired, HS

  94. Leon masterbates with Hotspurs hand?

    Gross.

  95. ba haaa haaa … that is great. (the ace thing)

    And spot on for a lot of other folks too.

  96. Hahahaha He’s socking it to him again in the latest poat.

  97. I drove by your old office today Hotspur. No one is in it yet.

  98. How is a sexbot different than masturbating?

    It isn’t, assuming you have sex with it.

    I plan to deny mine and make it do dishes instead while longing for my essence.

  99. You might be able to make some money off videos if you sent it out to service Donkatello.

  100. But I guess it would have to be a Mexican sexbot. A Mexbot?

  101. https://is.gd/ChjxBK

  102. Whoever poated the photo of all of the foosball players flopping, please repoat. I can’t find it.

    Thank you kindly.

  103. Back in Albuquerque. It was 81 degrees at Sea World yesterday. BRRRRR when we got home. We didn’t get MaryAnn groomed this AM. Just brought her home. She was super stinky. Smelled like dog, dirt, and poop. She loves rolling in stinky stuff. It was so cold, she let me hold her in the towel and dry her off. No crop dusting on the flights today!!!!

  104. Ugh, serious case of bubble guts this afternoon. I can’t sit at my desk because it’s too uncomfortable…

  105. Hotspur, this is pretty close https://tinyurl.com/y8655ol2

  106. Hey Carin, we could have done lunch. My new office is only ten minutes from there.

    No one is in it yet.

    Yeah, they are really screwing the pooch. We’ve been out for a year, other tenants have been out since August. They gutted the building of all of the nice finishes we put in, which just leaves me scratching my head.

    Good luck recovering all of the lost rent and capital improvements necessary to make it habitable again.

    We really love our new spot.

  107. Thanks, Scott.

  108. Ugh, serious case of bubble guts this afternoon. I can’t sit at my desk because it’s too uncomfortable…

    Is the poat topic unpleasantly timely?

  109. You haven’t had bubble guts until you’ve taken two Dulcolax tablets followed by 8 oz. of Gatorade laced with Miralax every fifteen minutes for two hours. It’s like opening a fire hydrant on a hot summer day.

  110. It’s a scam promoted by big laxative.

    You are lucky they didn’t give you a new hole.

  111. Milk of Molasses Enema

  112. Got any mint you can chew, Colex? Or herbal tea containing mint or chamomile?

  113. Google it.

    The odds of them finding cancer are the same as them perforating your guts.

    Perforated guts sucked.

  114. http://tinyurl.com/ybba5pjm

  115. Comment by MJ on January 23, 2018 11:13 am

    We’re thinking number two will be on the way pretty soon. Just need to nail down a few things. Literally.

    https://is.gd/mfqhnY

  116. scott i got a new scope and mounts in today for the whisper –

    i shot it enough last year that it destroyed the junk scope that came with it.

    i’m kinda psyched to get it operational again; the tree rodents are getting out of control again. i’ve got to get them down to a manageable level before the apple trees set fruit.

  117. Mine came with a decent scope.

  118. Yeah Scott, i thought about you and your brush with death. A colonscopy is a walk in the park compared to that. They had me sign this form acknowledging the risks, and I thought of you. Nothing is failsafe when it comes to shoving hardware up your butt.

  119. From an ER doc friend who had to remove a “personal pleasure device” from someone’s butt recently:

    ” Without a base, without a trace.
    Without a rope, without a hope.”

  120. Hey Carin, we could have done lunch. My new office is only ten minutes from there.

    Really? I didn’t know how far you were . We don’t go back until march 13,1 pm. We could do something after???

  121. Until i feel a need for a colonoscopy I will avoid as I do most recommended tests. My dad had colon cancer, so I’m on the alert for signals but I’m still not gonna encourage it. They tried to get me to have it done last year.

    Nope.

  122. The Versed almost makes it worth it.

  123. Covfefe act of 2017:

    https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/2884/titles

  124. Dan had the colonoscopy. I chickened out with the gross stool dealio.

  125. His most recent skin cancer is gross. I’ve been super nurse Nancy on the huge chunk cut out. My cousin is an amazing Dr. She got it all in one cut. I still don’t understand how Dan has more skin cancer than I do. He has way more melanin. I wasn’t allowed outside to play as a kid. Still not ready to thank my mom

  126. chrisp – as one can assume; sponsored by a dumblecrap. that’s the most amount of thinking that shit wad will do for the rest of the year.

  127. for rep quigley; if he ever pulls his head out of his ass:
    http://tinyurl.com/qh4927g

  128. So, since California is actively registering illegals to vote, doesn’t that invalidate the results of any election? I vote we toss out the voting results in Cali.

  129. Pepe is cute. NM is the first state that had verdicts invalidated due to illegals in the jury. Thanks Gov Fatass. Thanks illegal motor voter

  130. saw one of these this morning out back –
    not common around here
    https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Merlin/id

    he was pimpin’ around the bird feeders looking for an easy meal

  131. Passive aggressive post about Dan being a total douche and pissing me off.

  132. you should practice some crop dusting manures

  133. Big surprise. Dan didn’t make dinner after I fed the dog and made drinks. Passive aggressive Oso is being a jerk in the kitchen

  134. Where is ‘here’ jam?
    I watched a small raptor snatch a baby hare in the backyard once, then take it into a tree to pick it apart.
    Not sure if it was a Merlin or a Kite, though.

    Raptors are by far my favorites. Followed closely by woodpeckers (Pileated woodpecker is what got me into birding 15, 20 years ago).

  135. Make yourself a nice fat Dagwood sammich, Oso, and leave a can of Beefaroni on the counter for Dan. He’ll get the picture.

  136. binghamton ny chichi

  137. we have plenty of kestrels, sharp shin, coopers, buteos, a growing population of bald iggles, osprey, various owls… but merlins are rare (anecdotally). this guy hung-out in a walnut tree for quite a while looking over the feeders

  138. Death burritos. Fuck him

  139. Kestrel. That’s what I was thinking. Not Kite.
    You get many owls? I’m in the city (Norfolk/VA Beach) and that’s one thing I miss from living in rural VA. Owls. If we have them around, they stay well hidden.

    I don’t have all the feeders I used to – too expensive – just one during the winter and an occasional suet cake. But the Hawks used to do the same thing. Sit on a branch and lazyhunt.

  140. got a coopers hawk that sits in the apple tree and waits for pigeons – he hits them so hard feathers fly all over the place. it looks like a cartoon, except i’d imagine the pigeons aren’t laughing

    plenty of owls – i hear them; rarely see them

  141. death burrito doesn’t sound very appetizing to me… but i’m not messican

  142. we had a messican joint close by that used to serve a great smothered burrito –

    they’re closed now tho – that fucking trump prolly ICED ’em

    (actually they closed shop about 3 years ago)

  143. i watched that guy that does the food challenges try to eat some kind of death burrito last night on tee vee –
    he failed – it made me queasy just watching it. i thought he might actually blow chow and die.

    i don’t get the draw on the crazy hot food challenges

  144. Ha!
    I saw that. Once.
    I walked into the bathroom and as I glanced out the window and saw a pigeon under the feeder picking up scraps.
    I never saw the hawk, just a glimpse of movement, then an explosion of feathers as if some kid shoved an M80 up the poor things butt.

    All I could think of was Foghorn Leghorn. “Fortunately I keep my feathers numbered for just such an occasion.”

  145. i’m out

  146. Jam is now in jammies. Peace.

    About time to wait on the derp lyrics anyway.

  147. Derp smashed, juices flowing
    Wings twitch, legs are going
    Don’t get sentimental, it always ends up drivel
    One day, I am gonna grow wings


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