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Christmas Angel Alert

During the holy Christmas season it’s time to get right with God (or Santa for the heathens). Angels are to God as Elves are to Santa. I think. That really wasn’t covered extensively during my years at Catholic learning institutions. There’s a whole hierarchy of angels out there. I’m familiar with the guardian types, messenger types and, thanks to the show Supernatural, the avenging angel as exemplified by Castiel. Some singers have voices like angels.

Angels show up on the tree

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in the snow

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Hostage Angel

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Reminds me of a young Leon

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Women are often described as angels

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The end result

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It’s been years since I’ve intentionally made a snow angel. It was a fun thing to do as a kid for like 5 minutes before you realized the snow was creeping down your butt under your snow pants. So far we’re in the early snow season before the walls start to close in so it’s all goodness and light. Before too long it’ll be like fish after 3 days. As I write this I still need to get gifts for my family. All set on the home front. My SS gift arrived earlier this week and the one I sent should be arriving 12/16/17 or so says the magic tracking number thingie. Hope you have a great Thursday.

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December 14, 2017
Categories: #H2, Snake juice guzzler, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, Your Mom, your mom is a fish monger, Your mom likes this, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Your mom sends her love, Your mom should be on the new ten, your mom's cooter, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur, zero fucks . . Author: Jimbro

156 Comments

  1. Comment by Car in on December 14, 2017 6:34 am

    wakey wakey

  2. Comment by Car in on December 14, 2017 6:52 am

    Time to start my christmas shopping. What does everyone want?

  3. Comment by Car in on December 14, 2017 7:00 am

    I’ve moved on to metal. Because I’m all alone.

  4. Comment by Car in on December 14, 2017 7:04 am

    http://thehill.com/homenews/media/364813-pbs-suspends-host-tavis-smiley-amid-sexual-misconduct-allegations

  5. Comment by Jimbro on December 14, 2017 7:12 am

    The Left destroying themselves by their own rules makes me positively giddy

  6. Comment by MJ on December 14, 2017 7:17 am

    NPR is a hotbed of sexual assault. Goddamn that’s funny.

    I can’t even imagine what public radio sex is like.

  7. Comment by MJ on December 14, 2017 7:18 am

    I would like to move back to the Southeast. Can you make that happen Santa?

  8. Comment by MJ on December 14, 2017 7:18 am

    Target. Love or hate?

    Discuss.

  9. Comment by Car in on December 14, 2017 7:27 am

    I can’t even imagine what public radio sex is like

    I have a picture, but I don’t think it’s SFW.

  10. Comment by Car in on December 14, 2017 7:29 am

    Hate

  11. Comment by jam2 on December 14, 2017 8:05 am

    i print my own targets –

    i really like the turds and flies

    http://www.targetz.com/targetzlib/20012.pdf

  12. Comment by jam2 on December 14, 2017 8:21 am

    What do engineers use for birth control?

  13. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 14, 2017 8:29 am

    Engineers don’t need birth control.

  14. Comment by Los Pendejos de la Tejas on December 14, 2017 8:37 am

    >>What do engineers use for birth control?

    Usually their personality is enough to get the job done.

  15. Comment by lauraw on December 14, 2017 8:42 am

    *covers self in camouflage*

    *blends into landscape, disappearing without a trace*

  16. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 14, 2017 8:44 am

    Jam is a shit stirrer.

  17. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 14, 2017 8:46 am

    Brian Setzer Christmas Show for everyone! Awesome!

  18. Comment by lauraw on December 14, 2017 8:47 am

    *hopes nobody notices this snow-covered tree is shaking with laughter*

  19. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 14, 2017 8:47 am

    A Taste

  20. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 14, 2017 8:49 am

    I like it when Megaton McCain shows up at 2:30

  21. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 14, 2017 8:55 am

    *chops the epileptic tree down

  22. Comment by lauraw on December 14, 2017 9:27 am

    Ow.

  23. Comment by Car in on December 14, 2017 9:28 am

    That camo would have to be white up here.

  24. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on December 14, 2017 9:28 am

    *covers self in camouflage*
    *blends into landscape, disappearing without a trace*

    Uh-oh. Is Scott making you work before 9am again?

  25. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on December 14, 2017 9:30 am

    I can’t even imagine what public radio sex is like.

    The tote bag is nice, but I hate the discussion of Foucault.

  26. Comment by Pupster on December 14, 2017 9:31 am

    Moarning! For Christmas I would like peace on earth, or at least peace at the fenceline between Nessie the Wonderdog and Fezzik, Cash, Pete and Mia (all neighbor dogs).

    Our neighbor Susan will be watching over Nessie for us while we travel back to OH for a family Christmas deal for the next 5 days.

  27. Comment by Pupster on December 14, 2017 9:34 am

    It should be noted that all the other dogs are nice to very nice, Nessie is the asshole who won’t stop barking and snapping at the fence.

  28. Comment by lauraw on December 14, 2017 9:35 am

    Funny, Alex!

  29. Comment by lauraw on December 14, 2017 9:38 am

    I am cold-smoking six little blocks of cheese for Christmas gifts.

    VERY cold-smoking. No danger of melting today. Nyoop.

  30. Comment by lauraw on December 14, 2017 9:38 am

    Sorry, Pupster. Sounds like she has the doggy anxieties.

  31. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 14, 2017 9:41 am

    Elliot suffers from assholitis too. Wondering how to cure it.

    He’s more protective of me, than Mrs. Jay. He’s tolerable around her.

  32. Comment by Car in on December 14, 2017 9:43 am

    Moose was an asshole this morning, so I’ve been up since 5. He is barking at something, I just don’t know or care what it is.

  33. Comment by Hotspur on December 14, 2017 9:53 am

    Yo!

  34. Comment by Jimbro on December 14, 2017 9:55 am

    Rowan has started barking at the UPS man even when they’re at the neighbors which is about 100 yards away

  35. Comment by Pupster on December 14, 2017 10:04 am

    She is afraid of everything, I don’t know what happened before we got her but she views anything that moves as a threat and tries to bluster bark and tough-dog her way to making the threat go away. I can get her to back down but I have to have treats and be able to get ahold of her, she’s knocked everybody down at least once when she gets too spun up, you have to intervene before it escalates to the point of no return. We’ve boarded her a couple of times, she never made up with any of the other dogs, they said she barked for hours until they took her out of the chain link kennel and put her in a private doggy suite with walls. We are paying our neighbor well but I don’t think she knows what she’s signed up for.

  36. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 14, 2017 10:06 am

    At least Elliot gets along with all the dogs and workers at boarding/day care, thank God.

  37. Comment by Car in on December 14, 2017 10:18 am

    If I get another shepherd, that dog is going to be socialized like your mom when the navy is in port.

  38. Comment by Car in on December 14, 2017 10:19 am

    I’ll walk up to complete strangers and make them hold the pupper. Put treats at the end of the driveway so anyone who comes over will have something to give it.

  39. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 14, 2017 10:23 am

    I’m done with pets inside the house when these die off. Donatello and the barn cats are all I need.

  40. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on December 14, 2017 10:47 am

    I love the screaming Santa kids.

  41. Comment by Car in on December 14, 2017 10:58 am

    I’m going to have inside dogs until I die. Perhaps they’ll eat my rotting corpse in the end.

  42. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on December 14, 2017 10:59 am

    Barnstable, MA? Anyone have knowledge about the area?

  43. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 14, 2017 11:06 am

    It’s in Massachusetts, so it probably sucks.

  44. Comment by scott. on December 14, 2017 11:13 am

    Cape Cod.

    Good chowder.

  45. Comment by scott. on December 14, 2017 11:15 am

    Great beaches, fishing, seafood.

    I don’t know what winter would be like out there. Probably pretty lonely.

  46. Comment by Chi on December 14, 2017 11:26 am

    Heh. Somebody name their dog Fezzik. Is he a rhyming giant?

  47. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on December 14, 2017 11:27 am

    Comment by osoloco11 on December 14, 2017 12:09 am
    TiFW is my hero. You break down FINALLY and yet you continue to love and be love and spread love. Music posts keep me grounded.

    ?????

    I’ve broken down plenty; you guys just don’t see it!

    And that post from the other day has been recycled for about 5 years – I run the Advent Calendar of Music every year, because it’s easy to do. And I am lazy 😄

    I’m glad you like it!

  48. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on December 14, 2017 11:36 am

    Mr. TiFW is coming home today – yay! He was on the west coast for 3 days last week, and this week he has been gone for 4 days.

    I miss him when he is gone, but I do have the bed all to myself, which Freckles (a.k.a Fat Cat) likes, because she can take his spot at night and not get in the way of anyone’s toes.

    He will be coming home to an empty house tonight, because the girls and I are going to see a special showing of the new Star Wars movie. So excited!

  49. Comment by mare on December 14, 2017 11:44 am

    Ha!

    https://m.imgur.com/gallery/Dud7i

    I think I cocked up that link!

  50. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 14, 2017 11:52 am

    Perhaps they’ll eat my rotting corpse in the end.

    Last week’s episode of Shameless.

  51. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 14, 2017 12:10 pm

    Why was Oedipus against profanity?

  52. Comment by Jimbro on December 14, 2017 12:38 pm

    Barnstable is on Cape Cod as Scott said. The town of Barnstable is right next to the arm pit of the Cape. Two bridges (Bourne, Sagamore) over the Cape Cod Canal serve the entire Cape. Traffic all year round now, worse in the summer. My parents sold their home in SE MA and moved to Osterville on the Cape. Beautiful location but they got sick of the relative isolation in the winter and difficulty seeing their friends back in our hometown. They moved to Wareham which is on the west side of the Canal. After college I dated a woman who taught elementary school in Dennis. So many families living in unused hotel rooms under Section 8 Housing programs and that was in the 80’s. Great place for a vacation or day trips to the beach. Wouldn’t want to live there unless I was independently wealthy and had access to a heliport.

  53. Comment by Car in on December 14, 2017 12:41 pm

    Erin passed her written test, now she has a month and she can take the road test. If she’s ready. Yikes.

  54. Comment by Chi on December 14, 2017 2:19 pm

    Erin killed the thread. Hope that isn’t a sign.

  55. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 14, 2017 2:19 pm

    Did anyone else have a recipe in The Deplorable Gourmet? I found mine.

  56. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 14, 2017 2:20 pm

    Trying to decide what to boil with sous vide on saturday. I have some frozen pork chops, and a big chuck roast. I’m thinking chuck roast.

  57. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on December 14, 2017 2:26 pm

    Why would erin need a license? She’s got you and the Suitors to drive her everywhere.

  58. Comment by Jimbro on December 14, 2017 2:27 pm

    Pork chops hardly seem worth the effort

  59. Comment by Chi on December 14, 2017 2:36 pm

    Was there a recipe for “widow eggnog” in the book?

    Yeah, I’d go with the roast. I bet corned beef would be awesome done sous vide.

  60. Comment by Hotspur on December 14, 2017 2:37 pm

    Chuck roast will take 29 hours. Just a heads-up.

  61. Comment by Hotspur on December 14, 2017 2:39 pm

    You should download the Anova app. It has a ton of recipes.

  62. Comment by Hotspur on December 14, 2017 2:42 pm

    Which model did you get, Jay?

  63. Comment by scott. on December 14, 2017 2:51 pm

    Chuck roast is perfect. 2 or 3 of them would be even better.

  64. Comment by lauraw on December 14, 2017 2:53 pm

    https://recipes.anovaculinary.com/

    We have this guy’s book, it’s great as an all-purpose guide, but so is his website: http://douglasbaldwin.com/sous-vide.html

  65. Comment by Hotspur on December 14, 2017 3:00 pm

    The chuck roast I did was rubbed with Meathead’s Memphis smoke. then I slit it all over and pushed in a ton of garlic.

    I also covered the roasts all over with pats of butter. The au jus was perfect.

    It tasted awesome, but the leftovers didn’t make great sandwiches because cold beef full of garlic doesn’t turn me on.

  66. Comment by Chi on December 14, 2017 3:05 pm

    My cold beef turns your mom on.

  67. Comment by Brother Cavil on December 14, 2017 3:10 pm

    Screw y’all, I have a pot of chili I made last weekend I’m slowly working through! Each bowl better than the last…

  68. Comment by scott. on December 14, 2017 3:21 pm

    Tomorrow is December 15th

    * shudders *

  69. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 14, 2017 3:24 pm

    I turn 42.

  70. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 14, 2017 3:24 pm

    my chili I made with smoked ground beef was the best batch I’ve ever made.

  71. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 14, 2017 3:24 pm

    but it has beans, so you don’t want it.

  72. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 14, 2017 3:25 pm

    I got the non-internet one, $99.

  73. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 14, 2017 3:26 pm

    Anova app: is it the free Anova Culinary, or the $1.99 sous vide app?

  74. Comment by Hotspur on December 14, 2017 3:32 pm

    Anova Culinary

    It’s the app that also controls the wifi version of the machine, but it is full of recipes as well.

  75. Comment by Hotspur on December 14, 2017 3:34 pm

    Joule has a good free app as well.

  76. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 14, 2017 3:38 pm

    Well, this roast is frozen, so I won’t be putting any garlic inside. It will have butter and garlic on the outside, though, along with rosemary and thyme.

  77. Comment by Car in on December 14, 2017 3:39 pm

    Why would erin need a license? She’s got you and the Suitors to drive her everywhere.

    *****sadly the reality

  78. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 14, 2017 3:40 pm

    I have to go to the Post Office, then the SoS, then my water department first thing tomorrow. Then I’m eating chocolate-chip-cookie-crust cheesecake and drinking hard cider for the rest of the day.

  79. Comment by Hotspur on December 14, 2017 3:42 pm

    Meathead has another good rub that I’ve used called his Simon and Garfunkel Rub. If you make it using his quantities you end up with a jar full of the stuff that lasts for many meals.

  80. Comment by Brother Cavil on December 14, 2017 3:42 pm

    Family recipe is beans and tomatoes, yeah we’re chili heretics.

    Used sirloin this run (the meat matters, folks). Tossed in some chipotle pepper flakes for the heck of it.

  81. Comment by Hotspur on December 14, 2017 3:45 pm

    the meat matters, folks

    That’s what your mom says.

  82. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on December 14, 2017 3:48 pm

    So I spoke with my boss, and she understands that I can’t stay in California long term, but they’re happy to have me work part time while I go back to school and look for another job.

  83. Comment by Jimbro on December 14, 2017 3:50 pm

    Only chili with no beans I’ve had is on chili dogs. Tex Barry’s Chili Dogs and Coney Island Chili Dogs (both in MA).

  84. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 14, 2017 3:56 pm

    Fuck, I’m going to end up working tomorrow. I still have to do all of those things, so yay.

  85. Comment by Car in on December 14, 2017 4:01 pm

    My day so far:

    5 am wake up , thanks Moose.

    Secretary of State for Erin’s test
    Bank to open account for erin
    Store to get little think to hold her DL and cash/cards
    (This all took almost three hours)

    Shovel what I can

    Three hour block of time for Ethan’s PT

  86. Comment by Hotspur on December 14, 2017 4:02 pm

    Wonder what cock face we’re going to get to replace Ryan.

    If the house flips I suppose we’ll get cuntface Pelosi back.

  87. Comment by Chi on December 14, 2017 4:03 pm

    Exactly Jimbro.
    Chilli has beans in it. If not, it’s a condiment for hot dogs.

  88. Comment by Hotspur on December 14, 2017 4:07 pm

    Fuck the chili snobs.

    I like beans in chili because I like the flavor and texture. Plus it’s the way my mom made it, and she was awesome.

  89. Comment by Jimbro on December 14, 2017 4:14 pm

    Chili wasn’t on the dinner rotation at home as kids. First time I had it was from a can on a Boy Scout campout. I started making it when I was on my own and cooking for myself.

  90. Comment by mare on December 14, 2017 4:21 pm

    Green pepper cut into “bean sized” pieces works as a perfect substitute for those of you who don’t want beans.

    My Mother (who was also awesome) used beans too. My daughter didn’t like them so I used green pepper instead and everyone liked it.

    Also, kiss my ass.

  91. Comment by Brother Cavil on December 14, 2017 4:37 pm

    Canned chili is an abomination before God and man.

  92. Comment by Jimbro on December 14, 2017 4:42 pm

    Star Wars can kiss my ass

  93. Comment by Jimbro on December 14, 2017 4:44 pm

    https://is.gd/vaiQoj

  94. Comment by scott. on December 14, 2017 4:46 pm

    The left has gone mad.

    Not tired of winning yet.

  95. Comment by Chi on December 14, 2017 4:50 pm

    The only canned chilli I ever thought was even ‘pretty good’ was some stuff I found at Costco years and years ago (they might have been called Price Club way back then?).
    The name had something to do with cowboys… Stagecoach?

  96. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 14, 2017 4:55 pm

    hormel hot is good on hot dogs.

    And I eat beans on the hot dogs, too.

  97. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 14, 2017 5:04 pm

    Heh, I hadn’t read jimbros link when I poated that. Mrs Jay turned me on to Hormel.

    Hormel and beans (hot) with Ritz crackers, yum.

  98. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 14, 2017 5:05 pm

    Wolf chili is also pretty good.

  99. Comment by Hotspur on December 14, 2017 5:06 pm

    I use Hormel on chili dogs. Some shredded cheddar and a generous squeeze of mustard. Yummy.

    My favorite dogs are Koegel’s natural casing franks.

    Ima go buy some tonight to keep in the office for lunches.

  100. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 14, 2017 5:08 pm

    Nathan’s are my favorite. They sell them at Sam’s. Which is a good place to get a hot dog.

  101. Comment by Chi on December 14, 2017 5:08 pm

    Headline of the day?

    https://www.weaselzippers.us/367578-college-student-arrested-trying-to-trade-chicken-alfredo-and-sprite-for-sex/

    C’mon, dude. At least make it carbonara.

  102. Comment by Hotspur on December 14, 2017 6:08 pm

    Carbonara killed this bitch.

  103. Comment by Chi on December 14, 2017 6:10 pm

    Huh – Wolf. Maybe that was the chilli I got at Costco? Certainly sounds familiar.
    And, Hebrew National are really good dogs. Nathan’s is a close second, though. I very rarely eat hotdogs, and that’s usually only at a cart or small dog shop.
    Mustard, onions, chilli & sometimes sauerkraut.

  104. Comment by mare on December 14, 2017 6:23 pm

    Scott, what particularly insane thing today are the left losing their shit over?

  105. Comment by mare on December 14, 2017 6:24 pm

    Dick.

  106. Comment by Hotspur on December 14, 2017 6:27 pm

    I like the flavor of Hebrew National, but I find them to be too salty. Joos – what do they know about tube steak?

  107. Comment by Chi on December 14, 2017 6:31 pm

    From what I can tell, mare, the Left are shitting themselves over net neutrality. Almost to a man.

  108. Comment by Hotspur on December 14, 2017 6:34 pm

    The whole net neutrality thing is very confusing. But how do I know net neutrality was bad? The left (almost to a man) think it’s great.

  109. Comment by scott on December 14, 2017 6:41 pm

    Yep. Net Neutrality was invented to fix a problem that didn’t exist.

    All they did was return the internet to the way it was in 2015, or in other words, END THE INTERNET AS WE KNOW IT!!!11!1!1!

  110. Comment by mare on December 14, 2017 6:45 pm

    Hotspur, you are smart enough to know if the left LOVES it, it is complete shit.

    I heard a guy on Prager talk about how much better it was in 2015. Why ? Less regulation which is a) always good and b) more content will be produced.

  111. Comment by mare on December 14, 2017 6:48 pm

    I love it when the left acts out about something that is nothing.

  112. Comment by Chi on December 14, 2017 6:48 pm

    You know net neutrality was bad because Obama enacted it 2 frickin’ years ago.
    Go to Twitchy and read all the hysterics from the lefties – repealing NN is killing blacks, abortion is no longer available, every Google search or tweet will now cost money only the rich can afford!

    NN basically turned the internet into a utility so the govt could impose regulations. Now, it’s back to a simple ‘information system’ with a much more hands off/light touch approach.

  113. Comment by scott on December 14, 2017 6:58 pm

    Gay people will now have slower internet.

  114. Comment by Chi on December 14, 2017 7:03 pm

    I forgot about that one, Scott.

    There is one guy paying no attention to NN – A certain smug asshole is crying because he didn’t get due process before being fired from PBS yesterday. Funny, I don’t remember hearing Tavis worried about due process during ANY of the multitude of college campus rape hoaxes, or with Moore, Trump or anyone else not on his Christmas card list.

  115. Comment by mare on December 14, 2017 7:22 pm

    https://mobile.twitter.com/TANSTAAFL241

  116. Comment by mare on December 14, 2017 7:24 pm

    This is the tweet I wanted to link:

    I’m scared about ending Net Neutrality because I don’t want to go back to using corn cobs to wipe myself.

  117. Comment by mare on December 14, 2017 7:31 pm

    I’m still laughing!

  118. Comment by Hotspur on December 14, 2017 7:33 pm

    Corn cobs weren’t so bad.

  119. Comment by Hotspur on December 14, 2017 7:40 pm

    LOL

  120. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 14, 2017 7:43 pm

    FF is giving me a 404 for Breitbart.

  121. Comment by Hotspur on December 14, 2017 7:46 pm

    There you go. This is why we need NN. ^

  122. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 14, 2017 7:46 pm

    Okay, I was able to search to it. Weird.

  123. Comment by Hotspur on December 14, 2017 7:47 pm

    One of them was from Sandra Fluke. I thought that cunt’s fifteen minutes was up ten years ago.

  124. Comment by Jimbro on December 14, 2017 7:54 pm

    I recognize her name but forget what her issue was. Free birth control? When I think of her name I picture that Lena Dunham skag

  125. Comment by Hotspur on December 14, 2017 8:04 pm

    Somebody in the comments at Breitbart just referred to the Obamas as “that monkey bastard and his fullback wife”.

    LOL

  126. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 14, 2017 8:04 pm

    That college girls are basically mentally incontinent animals who must be chemically sterilized at my expense so they won’t be impregnated by the cock carousel they ride before the age of 30 and finding a beta provider guy to divorce-rape.

    At least that’s how I remember it.

  127. Comment by jam2 on December 14, 2017 8:05 pm

    https://streamable.com/qid1q

  128. Comment by lauraw on December 14, 2017 8:10 pm

    That college girls are basically mentally incontinent animals who must be chemically sterilized at my expense so they won’t be impregnated by the cock carousel they ride before the age of 30 and finding a beta provider guy to divorce-rape.

    Holy SHIT!! LOL, Leon.

    *raises lighter in homage*

  129. Comment by jam2 on December 14, 2017 8:11 pm

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-12-13/robots-purge-homeless-san-francisco-sidewalks

  130. Comment by jam2 on December 14, 2017 8:13 pm

    holy shit….

    leon with the caffeine rage comment

  131. Comment by Jimbro on December 14, 2017 8:16 pm

    That’s the salty nut balls talkin’

  132. Comment by Hotspur on December 14, 2017 8:17 pm

    Cock carousel needs to be a new category.

  133. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 14, 2017 8:20 pm

    It’s been a long week, and I felt like Rectifying a Name.

  134. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on December 14, 2017 8:28 pm

    Most of the women I meet in their late twenties hadn’t been riding the cock carousel. In fact, the opposite: they’d been in shitty relationships for years. My theory is that since they’ve been told that it’s wrong to want to settle down and have kids early on, they have less incentive to admit it’s what they want, and ditch the loser that they’re with. Add in that dating is awful, and there’s a strong incentive to stick around with the guy who’s happy playing video games, smoking weed, and working part-time at Barnes and Noble, and hope that he magically grows up by the time they hit their thirties.

  135. Comment by Jimbro on December 14, 2017 8:28 pm

    Rectify? Damn near killed ’em!

  136. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 14, 2017 8:29 pm

    There’s definitely a lot of that, too.

    But Fluke invites invective much like she invites gentleman’s sausages.

  137. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on December 14, 2017 8:33 pm

    Oh, yeah, there’s that as well.

  138. Comment by Hotspur on December 14, 2017 8:33 pm

    Watching Penn St./Nebraska womens indoor volleyball. These cock carousel riders are damn good.

  139. Comment by Jimbro on December 14, 2017 8:34 pm

    Glad you specified women’s volleyball

  140. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on December 14, 2017 8:45 pm

    Holy carp, Ash vs Evil Dead is gross. Serious disgusting humor. I love it.

  141. Comment by scott on December 14, 2017 8:46 pm

    I was single for a good chunk of my 30’s.

    There is a bunch of crazy in that dating pool.

  142. Comment by Hotspur on December 14, 2017 8:50 pm

    In this day of equality, if there is a cock carousel, there must also be a pussy carousel.

  143. Comment by scott on December 14, 2017 8:53 pm

    and s fishstick carousel.

  144. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 14, 2017 8:57 pm

    Near as I can tell, Groperdammerung is about getting men off the mish carousel, while the cock carousel remains intact.

  145. Comment by Hotspur on December 14, 2017 9:08 pm

    Your mom owns and operates the mish carousel.

  146. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on December 14, 2017 9:28 pm

    I was single for a good chunk of my 30’s.
    There is a bunch of crazy in that dating pool.

    Pretty much.

    Divorcees, Single Careerists, Single Moms,etc.

  147. Comment by scott on December 14, 2017 9:34 pm

    CA, take a trip to small town middle America.

    You can find a wife in a weekend.

    Not on meth
    Has job
    Has car
    Enough money to escape middle America.

  148. Comment by mare on December 14, 2017 9:36 pm

    omebody in the comments at Breitbart just referred to the Obamas as “that monkey bastard and his fullback wife”.

    ———-

    This and Leon’s comment that Lauraw lifted a lighter to made my day.

  149. Comment by scott on December 14, 2017 9:38 pm

    I don’t know how to describe it, but I was a rockstar in bumfuck Indiana,

    I had a car and some money in my wallet.

  150. Comment by mare on December 14, 2017 9:38 pm

    Comment by Jimbro on December 14, 2017 8:28 pm
    Rectify? Damn near killed ’em!

    ———-

    One of my super straight arrow husband’s favorite jokes.

  151. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 14, 2017 9:41 pm

    Stable men with careers can do very well in the Midwest. I did.

  152. Comment by mare on December 14, 2017 9:46 pm

    I don’t know shit, and I don’t know what this has to do with anything, but every night I pray that my youngest daughter finds the guy that God made for her. And any of you who pray, I’d appreciate the “ where two or more” deal.

    By the way, she’s not some ugly, step child. If I posted picks you’d flip. She’s incredibly smart and logical, she is funny as hell, I think her being a practicing Catholic is a detriment to some, IYKWIMAITTYD. Eff you, you cows who give it away for free!

  153. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on December 14, 2017 10:01 pm

    Why do you think I’m quitting my job in Santa Barbara? I’m going to look for a job somewhere I can afford to live.

  154. Comment by Chi on December 15, 2017 12:06 am

    Net neutrality killed the thread!

  155. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 15, 2017 12:19 am

    There has to be something in the midwest, colex. Jebus, I’ve been here my whole life and survived.

  156. Comment by Sean M. on December 15, 2017 4:45 am

    True, I’ve got more fans than the average man, but not enough derp to last me
    To the end of the week, I live by the beat, like you live check-to-check
    If you don’t move your feet then I don’t eat, so we like neck-to-neck
    Yes, we done come a long way like them slim-ass cigarettes
    From Virginia, this ain’t gon’ stop, so we just gon’ continue


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