MMM 300: Wait, 300? Shouldn’t we do something special?

No.  Mostly because I overslept and I have no fresh ideas.

Wait, I know.  This week, I’ll post nothing but pictures of women, not the usual trannies!

Word tattoos are dumb.  By extension, so is she.  Dumb girls are generally easy, so this should make me happy, but mostly makes me sad for her.

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I love everything about this picture.

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Once you’ve put this selfie up on the internet, where does your life go from here?

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Basin sinks, yes or no?  We said no when we re-did the bathroom.

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Her hair appears deliberately coiffed to repel men.

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Ab vein visible.

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Is that the throw off the back of the lounge chair?

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I haven’t seen the ocean or even one of the great lakes in far too long.

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Better tattoos.  Still tattoos, but at least my brain won’t try to read them.

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Pretty smile.

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And our holiday week commenceth!

182 Comments

  1. Best post so far today.

  2. I might want to switch back to a standing desk. Might need to go to Ikea and just get the short version of the table I already have.

  3. now this is some funny stuff:

    https://uk.style.yahoo.com/lady-gaga-joe-biden-teaming-225000853.html

  4. joe f’ing biden

  5. preaching about keeping your hands to yourself….

  6. oi

  7. f’ing

  8. vey

  9. #2 shouldve been named “birthin’ hips”
    Unless she has a butterface, I would push Jennifer Love Hewitt out of the way to get to that gal.

  10. btw leon – the last dude is cute

  11. There’s also a sublingual option for B12. Harder to find but it’s out there

    Liquid in a small bottle with an eye-drodder type top. Tastes like ass, but very fast acting and effective. Look in stores like GNC (if they’re even still around).

  12. GNC is still in a lot of malls. God knows how they are still a business, but there are still stores.

  13. They sell testosterone to athletes out the back door.

  14. Number two needs to gain some weight. Maybe eight pounds, six ounces of bouncing baby boy to be precise.

    Went to the silk museum and the fallas museum today. Now I stopped in for a burger. Apparently this joint is the hangout for all the local catholic schoolgirls.

    I’d like to announce my candidacy for United States Senate.

  15. Gross.

  16. Coalex wants to put a baby in a woman. That’s hot.

  17. Car in, I really do. I see a pretty woman and I imagine what she’d look like pregnant and pushing a stroller.

  18. I can’t look at her without wanting to do the same thing, but I’ll leave it to Alex.

    But we should really get a photo of her in a school uniform. For science.

  19. Car in, I really do. I see a pretty woman and I imagine what she’d look like pregnant and pushing a stroller.
    ————————————————–
    Maybe you hold that back until the second date.

  20. 2,4,5,7,8, and 10 I would smash. 5 is fine, and she’d quickly ditch the haircut for something practical when the kids come along.

  21. I do know some fitness type women don’t want to have children because it will wreck their bodies. I think there could be a mathmatical formula predicting the probability based on selfie output.

    Leon, could whip something up?

  22. Well, at least CoAlex has good priorities.

  23. Im just not into the big ass women thing…..once they lose symmetry it just looks like a BIG ASS placed on an otherwise attractive women. I guess Im old school like that. Back in the day the only ones grooving after big ass women were the brothers.

  24. Seconded. It just seems like a truly bizarre thing to emphasize, y’know?

  25. One more evolution question: Why aren’t there species in the process of evolving. For example, why aren’t there somewhat human monkeys out there? It appears that evolution is this big jumpy thing rather than a gradual process.

    Please explain.

  26. I do know some fitness type women don’t want to have children because it will wreck their bodies.

    What an utterly stupid philosophy. You know what else will wreck their bodies? Age. Eventually we all grow old, things start to sag, and looks fade away.

  27. This is not to say that I dont “get” that some folks find the look attractive (and I aint mad at em) just that I dont, and it does represent a change from recent past. These things change, in the 1920’s thin small breasted women were the ideal.

  28. One more evolution question: Why aren’t there species in the process of evolving. For example, why aren’t there somewhat human monkeys out there? It appears that evolution is this big jumpy thing rather than a gradual process.

    Please explain.

    Punctuated equilibrium is, I think, the current model of evolution. It basically says exactly that: everything is fairly stable for a long time, and then some shock occurs and things rapidly adapt to a new equilibrium. I know Ace talked about it a while back when the “I fucking love science” shit was going around leftist circles. He used it to point out that lefties generally have no idea about actual science, since most of them would have no clue about the actual theoretical mechanics of evolution.

  29. Please explain.

    Shut up.

  30. I find this article to be frustrating to the point of anger. The amount of historical illiteracy is staggering.

    With the exception of the advent of guns and steel, the popularity and success of the UFC has had more effect on the influence and evolution of martial arts than anything in human history. In no other time has this much reevaluation of the method and purpose of martial arts taken place, both in the minds of participants and on-lookers. One of the major paradigm shifts made since the first eight UFCs is the acceptance of wrestling as a martial art. Today, wrestling is arguably considered by most fighters and trainers as the single most important discipline to master before fighting in mixed martial arts. It wasn’t always so.

    So, for thousands of years people fought hand to hand, but only in the past twenty, in TEH OCTAGON!, did people try and figure out what works. Sure thing, champ. And the dismissal of wrestling as a martial art will come as a shock to pretty much every European master at arms, since most of the treatises assume that you have wrestling background, and some even begin their instruction on combat with an overview of wrestling techniques.

  31. Pancratium pre-dates the birth of Christ, iirc.

  32. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pankration 648 BC

  33. The universe sprang into being fully-formed the moment that writer was born, Colex. Your memories to the contrary are an illusion.

  34. “It appears that evolution is this big jumpy thing rather than a gradual process.”

    Your mom is a big jumpy thing.

  35. What an utterly stupid philosophy.
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    This is more of a third or fourth date statement. Depends on whether or not you’ve already hit it.

  36. Laura, that’s unpossible! I’m the only truly real thing. All the rest of you are merely figments of my imagination. I am, in fact, a giant space dragon asleep in the cosmic egg, dreaming that I’m a geek sitting in a Spanish hotel room.

  37. Shut up.
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    Ha! That made me laugh.

    How do you make your TurkeyFishstique, Hotspur?

    I generally use Gortons, heat ’em up, then mash them into a turkey shape and serve.

  38. The fish gravy is to die for. You take the leftover fish stick grease, add a little flour and butter, then reduce. Maybe a little malt vinegar if you’re feeling adventurous.

  39. Your mom makes a good fish gravy, but now the doctor has her on antibiotics.

  40. Solipsism really is the best philosophy. Even better than atheistic nihilism.

  41. This year I’m letting Weber’s make my TurkeyFishtique.

  42. I had fish and chips for dinner last night, so I’ll probably get prime rib for Thanksgiving.

  43. I should go to Weber’s again before we move. Nice place.

  44. Mmmm, fish and chips sounds delicious. Might be Culver’s for lunch today.

  45. Leon, they do an awesome Thanksgiving spread. I wouldn’t want to do it every year, but every few years is a treat not to have to do all of the prep and clean up.

  46. Heh, gonna be fighting grandma to make her not cook this year. That’s always fun. She hasn’t been well, and needs to take it easy. Will she? Not willingly.

  47. I may have to do a retrospective piece on chucky Manson. Prolly a perfect POS topic

  48. I kinda want to watch the movie again. I wonder if it streams anywhere.

  49. We’re doing Cornish hens on Wednesday, and I’m going to roast a bunch of pumpkin and pumpkin seeds.

  50. My granddaughter is a junior in high school, and is really into the theater guild. This is her third year, so we’ve seen five performances. Saturday night they did The Boy Friend, which was the best one so far. She said she hated it because the music sucked and the story was boring.

    LOL Figures.

  51. Hmm, Anova Sous Vide Wifi version on sale at Amazon, usually $199, down to $112.

  52. Heh, this doesn’t have all positive reviews, either!

  53. WiFi? WTF does that need wifi for?

  54. So you can manage settings via a web interface. Evidently it’s linked to a facebook login.

  55. NAUGATUCK! DRINK!

  56. The Internet of Things. So your blender can be part of a zombienet DDoS attack or a server for kiddie pr0n.

  57. So you can manage settings via a web interface. Evidently it’s linked to a facebook login.

    Yougottabefuckingmewiththisbullshitrighthere.

  58. My mom got us a baby monitor that needed internet access. That shit went straight back to the store.

  59. I still don’t understand why the person who first proposed putting wifi on a dildo wasn’t beaten to death by right thinking people.

  60. They were just thinking of all the war-driving possibilities, colex.

  61. I don’t feel like running but its time to run.

    I wish I could just lounge around all day and eat fish sticks with tar tar sauce.

  62. Sous vide fish sticks would be kinda gross. Unless they were made with wifi.

  63. I’m doing the murph for my workout today MJ. I’ll start at 1.

  64. I wish I had MJ’s wifi password. That could be fun.

  65. his password is bertsfeltybutthole

  66. I’m planning to camera-ify the new homestead, but that’s going to mean me setting up cameras and feeding to a private server. I might go the extra mile and set up an encrypted feed that I can access online, but that’ll be in a private AWS instance or something.

  67. Wiser is pretty good on the radio today.

  68. I still don’t understand why the person who first proposed putting wifi on a dildo wasn’t beaten to death by right thinking people.

    Preferably, with a dildo.

  69. I’m planning to camera-ify the new homestead, but that’s going to mean me setting up cameras and feeding to a private server.

    Just make sure you don’t plan to sell it.

  70. Now what should we talk about?

  71. Wiser is pretty good on the radio today.

    Who?

  72. Wiser, not Wiserbud.

  73. Who?

    Tom Hill’s former sidekick.

  74. There’s this bright white ball in the sky. So bright you can’t look at it.

    I’m not sure what it is.

  75. The cameras would be pointed at perimeter and livestock, not inside the house. This is one of those places where I think all my professional knowledge might actually be useful for farming and basic security, not to mention tracking game.

  76. My sous vide machine doesn’t have wifi. I stand in front of it, put in the food, and set it by pressing buttons. I don’t understand why you would ever need to program the thing from a remote location or get the internet involved.

  77. Sounds like there’s a market for the Saint’s Row big purple dildo bat…

  78. Laura, most of us have busy lives. We can’t spend all day in front of a manual sous vide contraption.

  79. A lot of this stuff seems like it’s designed to cater to millennials who need constant updates to their cell phones. Not for any practical purpose, but to feed the sense that they are in control. Because they can see what temperature their sous vide chicken is at. Which is the same temperature it was at five hours ago.

  80. The internet of things is a “make-work” scam for all those programmers who don’t know how to talk to a real girl.

  81. What if you want to remotely heat up a dildo?

  82. The internet of things is a “make-work” scam for all those programmers who don’t know how to talk to a real girl.

    False. It’s data-mining for those who would subjugate humanity as cattle to be farmed for dollars, corn, and sex slaves.

  83. Why is it of any relevance if Franken did his groping while a senator?

  84. That actually sounds like a pretty good gig.

  85. Woman: Senator Franken grabbed my pussy.

    Senator Franken: I wasn’t a senator then.

    Woman: Oh sorry. My bad.

  86. You know what seems to be missing in a lot of these stories: the guys are not single.

  87. That actually sounds like a pretty good gig.

    Oh, sure, if you’re doing the subjugating.

    Hint: you’re here, so you’re one of the subjugated.

  88. Good point, MJ. It’s almost like they want to keep the concept of the betrayed and humiliated spouse out of the discussion. For some reason.

  89. Hint: you’re here, so you’re one of the subjugated.

    I’ve got some bad news for them then.

    #nomoney, #nocorn, #uglyAF

  90. You’re being farmed for taxes, Pup. One way or another, even if it’s through your kids.

  91. *continues paperwork for Pferdscheisse Tax-Dodge Farm, LLC*

  92. Probably ought to sharpen-up your pencil on that name. “Happy Acres Organic Free Range Collective for the People of the Village of Gia”

  93. Gluten-free should be in there somewhere.

  94. Have a MRI scheduled for next week. Could have gotten in sometime this week but I got the choice of open MRI or regular. Went with open. Had the regular the last time and I didn’t like it.

    May or may not go to orthopedic guy after, depending on results.

    Can one have an allergic reaction to a cortisone shot? My MIL said she had one years ago and broke out in hives. How does one get hives from cortisone? I’m thinking she’s not remembering what kind of shot she got.

  95. Beautimous day here, today. Sunny, breezy, and 60 degrees.

  96. Happy Sunshine Locally-Grown Locally-Marketed Small-Scale Sustainably Grown and Harvested Gluten-Free Agricultural Acres.

  97. You will have to insert Democratic Peoples Free Republic in there somewhere.

  98. And Solutions.

  99. Someone was wondering when Manson would be humanized?

    Your wait is over!

    http://www.dailywire.com/news/23810/la-times-wants-explore-human-side-dead-murderer-emily-zanotti

  100. Wow. Judge Jeanine Pirro got a speeding ticket in upstate New York.

    She was clocked at 119 MPH. She said she didn’t realize how fast she was going.

    Yeah right.

  101. really nice cars can really cruise. I’ll allow it.

  102. I love this woman.

  103. I’ve hit 95 and not realized it. A good road, night, a well built car… I can believe it.

  104. When I first got the Porsche I had it up to 140 on a deserted stretch of expressway. Didn’t feel like anything, and I still had pedal left. Then I thought “Holee fuck, what if a deer runs in front of me?”

    Never did it again.

  105. Yeah, or a tire goes. Yikes.

  106. I say this as someone who wrapped the speedometer of my 1970 Riviera back around to 0. 0 is 8 oclock, 120 is 4 oclock.

  107. At what speed do deer hits become safe?

    I was watching a motorcycle race several years ago. There was a wreck and a bike went into the hay bales. One of the bales got tossed up towards the track into the path of another racer.

    I thought he was going to die.

    Nope. At 200 mph you slice right through.

  108. You had a ’70 Riv J’Ames?!? (I think they were using the 455 by then) Very nice.
    I still have my ’66 Riv GS in the garage. Hasn’t been on the road in a number of years, but at least I still have it…

    [IMG]http://i64.tinypic.com/jb5lr5.jpg[/IMG]

  109. I wonder why that went all screwy?

    http://tinypic.com/r/jb5lr5/9

  110. Yep, 455 high compression, use no less than 92 octane. Loved that 5000 lb car.

  111. Hay is much, much less dense than venison.

  112. Mine was this color

  113. HA! Weather channel live shot of the Georgia Dome implosion.

    http://tinyurl.com/y8n22aec

  114. Took Monster to work today. Dang thing is running awesome, but now the electronically controlled suspension is out. Always something.

  115. mare is teaching again?

  116. haha, DOH! says the cameraman

  117. LOL, funny mare cartoon.

  118. Some dogs are aholes http://tinyurl.com/ybofrdgt

  119. LOL Worst bus evar.

  120. Hahahaha We have a friend who is very overweight. I had to pick him up for Thanksgiving last year. That video is him trying to get out of the Porsche.

  121. et tu charlie rose?

  122. Haaaa I had to look up who Charlie Rose is.

  123. LOL, funny mare cartoon.

    https://is.gd/IEGJ54

  124. I always thought Charlie Rose was gayer than Captain Jack Sparrow.

    Apparently, “pursuing shared feelings” is the new “actually, I’m gay now.”
    Yeah, Charlie. Those hot young college chicks applying for a job were TOTES into you…

  125. Taking a figure like him down, and Glen Thrush? Where did the left suddenly find these “morals”?

  126. https://is.gd/kHvzP0

  127. LOL, funny mare cartoon.

    https://is.gd/iTBf4Q

  128. Y’all have no idea how close I came today to saying “Daddy’s fingers” on the air today…..

  129. Boogerrrr

  130. >>>Wiser is pretty good on the radio today.

    “Today”

    *cough

  131. >>>>Boogerrrr

    Heh. I did say that on the Saturday show once, just to see if I got a reaction.

  132. Another newspaper no one will miss when it folds.

    http://www.waaytv.com/content/news/Newspaper-apologizes-for-headline-calling-Moore-supporters-homophobic-458935413.html

  133. Happy birthday, wiser!

  134. Greetings, lesser-known Manson Family members.

  135. Happy birfday, Richard.

  136. Thanks for all the b-day wishes.

    Now please stop….

  137. Wiser!! Happy Birthday greetings. We miss you at this dump!!

  138. This is not a dump. It’s a shithole dump. A fucking shithole dump. But Mare is correct, we miss you.

  139. And Hotspur is correct, this is a shit hole dump (which still makes me laugh).

  140. Thanks for all the b-day wishes.

    Now please stop….

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    *hoists Diet Dr Pepper*

  143. No one puts Sean in a corner!!

  144. Damn right, Mare.

  145. Newsweek is on the case. They just found out something that has been true since 2016.



    BC.

    http://www.newsweek.com/men-muscles-and-money-are-more-attractive-straight-women-and-gay-men-showing-717053

  146. Happy birthday #2 wiser!

    Tell wiserbud hi, when you get down to the basement

  147. Last night we were watching TV, sensing Paula was finally asleep I cautiously lifted the remote to lower the volume and turn it off and not wake her. Just as I pointed it at the TV Rowan went ballistic with barking and growling at something and he tore ass downstairs. By the time I made it downstairs to turn the porch light on and peer out the window there was nothing out there. I checked doors and windows with Rowan walking around beside me. We were laughing about our crappy watch dog until we found out today that the older boy’s friend left his wallet in his car and had stopped by to grab it last night. Stoopid humans didn’t hear the car door close.

  148. tushar and wiser in one day? Next thing DB Cooper will show up.

  149. oooo, creepy.

  150. Hi Tushar!

  151. Yeah, I was not sleepy when I went back to bed. I am now though. Time to tackle the rest of Guadalcanal Diary which I’ve delayed too long.

  152. Hi Jay, Jimbro!

    A am busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest, who is still managing to kick some serious ass.

  153. Having met Tush in person, it is fucking awesome to imagine him saying the ass-kicking contest thing out loud.

  154. So, if Trump managed 3.8 growth, how far is that underestimated by the media to cover Obama?

  155. its fun hearing everything in tushars voice

  156. I don’t know Nick Cave, but I might have to take a listen.

  157. Apparently, they used this for the theme song on that show Peaky Blinders. It’s probably his best known song.

    https://youtu.be/dxkUK3SQlWI

  158. Just today on Drudgereport: Charlie Rose groped a handful (heh) of women, Glen Thrush did the same, and another woman comes out against Al Franken.

    These floodgates opened after NYT exposed Weinstein.
    I am not sure what their motive was. Either to go after Trump, or find a way to get rid of Clintons. But I don’t think they ever imagined what this snowballed into.

    I am enjoying every moment of this!

  159. We woke-up late this morning, as neither of us set an alarm, to the sound of UPS alarms. It was puzzling, as the clocks were still on and showing 0610. Got up silenced alarms and shut machines down. I was standing in the bathroom and noticed the lights changing color. The UPSs were whining about low voltage, as there was a *big* problem on the grid.
    Then, the power went off. It was dark and cold, so we went back to bed. A couple hours later, we got up. The power was still off, but the LAN was still running on battery back-up. I fired-up the laptop and found that there was 19,000 without power in the South Sound, cause unknown, and Puget Sound Energy was estimating up-time at 08:30.
    The battery back-up on the LAN died.
    WTF?
    You don’t know what the problem is but it will be fixed by 08:30???

    Needless to say, they did not make their goal. I dumped the coffee into a saucepan and warmed it up on the gas range, while I cooked bacon, hash-browns with peppers, shrooms, and sweet-onion, followed by eggs.
    Thank GOD for the gas-range and BIC lighters.

    One must be careful dicing russets in dim light…

    As I was cooking the eggs, the power came on, so I could do toast!
    The big problem was that by the time I’m eating breakfast, I should have read ALL the *news*, and be looking at AoSHQ and H2!

    First World Problems…

  160. I should have read Drudge fully before commenting. Congressman Conyers and Oliver Stone are there too. Christmas came a lot early this year. Oh, and Roy Moore (and a few more inevitable ones) are a small price to pay.

  161. Tusher,
    They keep wanting to go after Trump for the “October Surprise” tape. All he really did was acknowledge the existence of what, in my day, we called ‘groupies’ (mostly in relation to rock bands). My fathers generation called them ‘Gold Diggers’. The current crude generation calls them “Star Fuckers”.
    They are a fact. Trump did not admit to doing anything with them, just that he could.
    An interesting thing about the Donald is that all his ex-wives speak highly of him…

  162. Crispy, what’s a UPS alarm?

  163. Battery backup for your computer’s & stuff, Sean. Kicks in when power shuts off (or apparently when voltage drops low enough).
    I think it stands for Uninterrupted Power Supply.

  164. Crispy, the one thing that works in Trump’s favor: his scandals, whatever they amounted to, came out before the election, and people voted for him knowing fully what they were getting.

    For almost everyone else, the scandals came out later, after they had occupied public office, or celebrity status.

  165. I don’t think anyone has said Trump actually grabbed pussy, right? At least not with proof of it.

  166. Yeah, Chi.
    We’ve a room with computers, a wiring closet, a 24-port switch, WiFi router, and patch-panel. It has its own Uninterruptible Power Supply.
    When the power drops, it gets noisy.
    The LAN draws much less power than the computers, so it lasts longer…

  167. All my stuff is on a basement wall.

  168. I don’t think anyone has said Trump actually grabbed pussy, right? At least not with proof of it.

    You can’t really dust for pussy.

    /Tufnel

  169. Happy birthday, Wiser!

  170. Yeah, Sean. But if you’re not too picky, sometimes you have to blow the dust off of it…

  171. Ew, Chi.

    Hi Teresa. How’s life in Fort Worth?

  172. For the tree of life is growing
    Where the spirit never dies
    And the bright light of salvation
    Up in dark and empty skies
    When the cities are on fire
    With the burning flesh of men
    Just remember that derp is not the end

  173. Byline from the ONT Genius Award Winner: Harry Cockburn

  174. Jay, they are calling Trump a misogynist and a harasser. Makes no sense, but when do they ever?

  175. Road trip! I have to feed the horses, then drive to St. Joseph to drop off documents, then to Kazoo to stake property and do the septic siting,then back here to go to a parish council meeting and take notes.

  176. I went to the Cathedral museum this morning. Lunch is paella. After lunch is the art supply store and the military history museum.

  177. I probably won’t have time to eat until I get home tonight after the meeting. It will end up being at least a 48 hour fast.


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