Merry Christmas

Wow, seems like we were just using our Halloween avatars! Christmas stuff has been on display for weeks in my neck of the woods and I’m sure it’ll be worse the next time I go in a store.

I just remembered it’s No Shave November. NSN is a catchy term but deep down the whole thing is a scam. It’s ostensibly dedicated to awareness for “men’s health” whatever that means. Sounds like a hashtag campaign to bring back our girls metoo. NSN coincides with hunting season, decreased daylight and the onset of cooler weather. Like Halloween’s origins as Samhain I believe the whole no shave thing was there before a cause was attached to it. I mean. who really gets the money?

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Back to work Friday.

158 Comments

  1. Good morning errybofy.

  2. FTR I didn’t actually “poop the bed.” It means I shot my diet to hell!!! HELL I SAY!! But today is a new day.

    Laura, I haven’t heard if you are enjoying being a nurse. What say you?

  3. Roamy, hitting Mass at 7:30am (different church than yesterday) so I can pray for others like others are praying for my Mom.

  4. No shave November? I am so prepared!
    Haven’t even looked at a razor in a little over two years. Imagine Jeremiah Johnson crossed with Dusty Hill’s ugly little brother. Or maybe Uncle Si’s bastard offspring.
    I look like a mad-at-the-world homeless guy, but I hate people anyway, so it works for me.

  5. wakey wakey

  6. Yep, Mass at 8:00 here.

  7. I do like it, Mare. The learning curve is long, and I was making myself crazy trying to understand everything at once. But now I’m taking on patients for myself and it’s much easier to incorporate the new knowledge that way. I’m about six weeks into a sixteen week orientation process. It’s pretty intense.

  8. Are you working in a Dr office or ER? Cuz LW in the ER would make a great sitcom.

  9. Cuz LW in the ER would make a great sitcom.

    Could we write in the flying monkeys? I don’t think that’s been done before. FRESH.

  10. Did I tell you guys that apparently DH doesn’t work as much at McDOnalds anymore because his career as drug dealer is really taking off?

    I actually am starting to feel sorry for him. Yes. stop laughing. He apparently is smoking pot a LOT, doing “dabs” whatever the hell that is, and pills. Erin said he tried to kill himself a few years ago, and she wouldn’t be surprised if he tried again. His friends are abandoning him because of the excessive drug use.

    If I knew the mom I would call her and have a chat, but I only met her that once. I asked Erin if any of his friends who are still talking to him could do anything. She’s still pretty cold over the whole thing though.

    It doesn’t help that he’s been bad mouthing HER (for whatever reason, she didn’t do anything).

  11. 16 week orientation…wow.

    I’m glad you’re enjoying it. I still can’t beleive you’re done (with school). It seems like not that long ago you started.

    I’m old though and time really goes by fast for old people like me.

  12. Is DH, your daughter’s old boyfriend who was a douche? And does DH stand for dick head? And what happened to the young whipper snapper (call back) who liked her while she was dating the douche?

  13. What will Laura’s new orientation be?

  14. Dabs – basically the modern day equivalent of hash oil. A VERY concentrated dose of THC. Dried up extract of pot, if you will. At least 5x the potency of the joint you smoked as a kid – in one hit.

    Sad about the suicide attempt. If true, he’ll most likely eventually succeed. Might be years from now, but without help, he will try again and again. Prayers out for the kid…

  15. Yes, mare. DH – dick head. The young whipper snapper (or as MJ calls him “Squeakhole”) made a move on her and was shot down. They’re still friends … so he’s probably hoping to wait her out.

    It is sad – he was abandoned by his dad when he was very young, and most likely now everything stems from that. His mom is nice, but is a combination of overbearing/strict and in denial. The calls, grounding, rules, etc just don’t work, and he’s constantly lying to her. I think he’s really pissed off his friends and that’s why no one is trying to set him straight.

  16. And erin was nothing but nice and straight with him. So part of me says he can go fuck himself trying to spread lies about her. He claimed that “everyone” was badmouthing her on some group chat – and their common friend “Jordan” showed her the chat – and it was ALL Dh making the comments. No one else. They all like her. She’s likable. Not perfect, obviously. But she’s never had trouble making people like her.

  17. mare, you’re gonna have to check the archives for reruns of Lapeer Creek.

    We’re busy planning the new season.

  18. DH has a pair, though, or he’s stupid. Smoking pot on the dock?

  19. Looks like Kevin Spacey’s character in Horrible Bosses was based on a real person.

    Him.

  20. I thought DH was Not Boyfriend.

  21. Yes, DH is Not boyfriend. There was a mid-season name change.

    We’re going to have to work this song into one of the episode:

  22. I spend a lot of time wondering how people can abandon thier children (sometimes while they are still actually living with them). I know some are forced through bad divorces and horrible games spouses use to pit children against the other parent, but it’s just horrible how SOME kids kind of have to raise themselves. And they don’t do a great job.

    I look around here in Florida (land of the lost) and often ponder what kind of childhood these people had.

  23. I’m mostly worried about Pay at this point. His twin brother, Pat, has been showing up every once in awhile on Lapeer Creek.

    Next thing you know….BAM. He takes out Pay and no one is the wiser.

  24. Medical-surgical unit, MJ. A couple steps less acute than the ICU.

  25. As long as I can’t tell the difference what does it matter ?

  26. Medical-surgical unit, MJ. A couple steps less acute than the ICU.
    ———————————-
    Sounds pretty interesting. I get the learning curve part, but its just time. In a few weeks or months you won’t even remember not knowing everything and you’ll be speaking the language. You’re a smart cookie, no matter what mare says in her secret emails.

  27. As long as I can’t tell the difference what does it matter ?
    —————————————
    I think we’re going to have to write in a few differences. Does Pat have a dark side? I think he does.

  28. I think Pat and Pay compare notes.

  29. He will when we’re done with the script.

    It doesn’t matter what the truth is. Our version is better.

  30. Always.

  31. Could you tell which of Carin’s kids were Pay’s and which were Pat’s? I think I was able to tell them apart. Pat’s kids have dark hair, and Pay’s have tails.

  32. Who is better in bed? Pat or Pay? Crucial as to how this storyline goes.

  33. I bet Pat makes meth.

  34. Pat does not make meth.

    How does Pay like his coffee? Black? This is how you can tell them apart. It’s the little things.

  35. Okay, maybe he deals small arms for remnants of the IRA.

  36. I’m pretty sure one of them launders money.

  37. https://i.imgur.com/KMDvD2t.gifv

  38. When does season 2 of Lapeer Creek start, anyway?
    It seems like we left off with a cliffhanger that rivals “Who Shot JR?” a while back, and I’m kinda lost now.

  39. We’re gonna need more popcorn

    Donna Brazile is throwing the Clintons and DWS under the bus. Choice quotes.

    On the phone Gary told me the DNC had needed a $2 million loan, which the campaign had arranged.

    “No! That can’t be true!” I said. “The party cannot take out a loan without the unanimous agreement of all of the officers.”

    “Gary, how did they do this without me knowing?” I asked. “I don’t know how Debbie relates to the officers,” Gary said. He described the party as fully under the control of Hillary’s campaign, which seemed to confirm the suspicions of the Bernie camp. The campaign had the DNC on life support, giving it money every month to meet its basic expenses, while the campaign was using the party as a fund-raising clearing house. Under FEC law, an individual can contribute a maximum of $2,700 directly to a presidential campaign. But the limits are much higher for contributions to state parties and a party’s national committee.

    Individuals who had maxed out their $2,700 contribution limit to the campaign could write an additional check for $353,400 to the Hillary Victory Fund—that figure represented $10,000 to each of the thirty-two states’ parties who were part of the Victory Fund agreement—$320,000—and $33,400 to the DNC. The money would be deposited in the states first, and transferred to the DNC shortly after that. Money in the battleground states usually stayed in that state, but all the other states funneled that money directly to the DNC, which quickly transferred the money to Brooklyn.

    “Wait,” I said. “That victory fund was supposed to be for whoever was the nominee, and the state party races. You’re telling me that Hillary has been controlling it since before she got the nomination?”

    Gary said the campaign had to do it or the party would collapse.

  40. Talk about laundering money. Sheesh.

    Everything is legal until you lose. Hahahahahahahaha.

  41. Yeah, my general theory of Hillary’s server and the House Dem server is that they were laundering money, especially illegal foreign cash, and didn’t want any trace on official records.

  42. The Venn diagram of Hillary explaining what’s technically, possibly legal and her losing overlaps a lot.

  43. The Venn diagram of Hillary lying and hillary talking overlaps a lot.

  44. I’ve got a lunch date. Suck it losers.

    (crossfit friends)

  45. Ok, so I did some chicken broth in the intsa-pot and it supposedly only takes 30 mins. I’m curious to see how this turns out.

  46. The downside is that I usually make a LOT more broth. Of course, since I’m the only one who eats soup, maybe making less is a good idea

  47. I also have a lunch date.

    Kinda weird. Are you guys going to Panera in the middle of nowhere, Indiana?

  48. No, Black Rock. It’s a new place.

  49. It’s going to put my restaurant out of business.

  50. I hated it, FWIW. They give you a hot rock and you cook your steak as you eat it. Way too fussy and impossible to enjoy my meal.

  51. It will not put your place out of business. It’s gimmicky crap and will eventually die of liability lawsuits from burn victims.

  52. http://www.blackrockrestaurants.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/MI_Menu.pdf

    I don’t know what to have.

  53. I’m not going to have a steak. We’re doing lunch – burgers – I may have a salad. They’ve got an seared tuna salad thing that looks good.

  54. Going out to eat with fitness people doesn’t sound fun. Probably will share an appetizer between 12 people and order lemon in all the water.

  55. /pretends not to notice Bread Pudding on the menu

  56. Eating over a hot rock? Why not eat over the stove?

  57. Rip off pieces of brisket off the smoker

  58. Crossfit people EAT.

  59. No kidding. The skinniest people seem to eat the most.

    I’ve never seen anyone eat as much as GND and she’s like 36 pounds.

  60. It’s literally a step down from a Japanese steakhouse.

  61. I maintained weight on something like 6000 kcal/day when I was lifting heavy 3-5 times a week.

  62. t’s literally a step down from a Japanese steakhouse.

    I’m going there, and I’m going to ENJOY it. Mostly because I’m eating with friends.

  63. They’re going to make you do burpees.

  64. I wish you luck. I was personally looking forward to it and ultimately disappointed.

  65. I like japanese steakhouses. That onion volcano is the BOMB!

  66. 2/3 of America have mental illness.

    Seriously?

    “Almost two-thirds of Americans, or 63 percent, report being stressed about the future of the nation, according to the American Psychological Association’s Eleventh Stress in America survey, conducted in August and released on Wednesday. “.

    The APA’s Stress in America survey? Sounds sciency.

    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-11-01/americans-are-officially-freaking-out

  67. They’re going to make you do burpees.

    That would be AWESOME. As long as there are no wallballs, I’m good.

  68. Yea, I’d like to get into the bones of this “study”:

    The 2017 Stress in America survey was conducted by the Harris Poll on behalf of the APA. It was conducted online between Aug. 2 and Aug. 31, and had 3,440 participants, all ages 18 and up living in the U.S. It included 1,376 men, 2,047 women, 1,088 whites, 810 Hispanics, 808 blacks, 506 Asians and 206 Native Americans. Data were then weighted by age, gender, race/ethnicity, region, education and household income to reflect America’s demographics accurately. Interviews were conducted in English and Spanish.

  69. Conducted online- ba haaa ahaaaa …

    that’s my favorite part, I think.

  70. I saw that study in an article’s title and didn’t bother reading the article You just know they reached their conclusion before even beginning the “study”

  71. I skimmed the article and went right for information on who/what/when/where/why/how.

  72. Of course, my mom shared it.

  73. How many were citizens?

  74. 206 Native Americans

    So, like, all of them?

  75. Dances With Xanax

  76. Tell minorities Trump will have them all deported via catapult or summarily executed if he wins the election, and women that they will return to chattel status.

    Keep up that messaging after he wins.

    Dramatically oversample women and minorities in poll about “stress”.

    Bazinga!

  77. I hold the position that every human has some form of mental illness, its just that some have more profound expressions. I can’t think of anyone that doesn’t have some “quirk”.

    Codeine is the drug of the day!

    Update on kidney stone from hell:

    I have a 9mm stone in my ureter (apparently a relative analomy in the stone world, for the location), yesterday evening a stent was installed as my kidney wasn’t functioning as well as they would like. So now I have a stent and a stone in my ureter. Setup to be blasted tomorrow. At home, medicated, as comfortable as I can be. It takes stronger dope to make me pain free, but they don’t send you home with that stuff unless you’re approaching death.

    Your Mom stopped by, and was very disappointed, had to throw her out.

    Still no 20 dollars in sight…back to your regulary scheduled program of Lapeer Creek the second season.

  78. Looks like Corey Feldman is pulling no punches now. He’s going to drain the swamp that is Hollywood, it seems. Naming names, calling out the paedophiles.

  79. Yikes, Troy!! I wish it were three days from now, for a stone free you.

  80. I hope Corey Feldman has a team of security or he may wind up overdosed somewheres.

  81. We should do some pedo accusations on Lapeer creek

  82. I think that’s why he was trying to raise $10M – teams of lawyers & 24/7 security. I saw an interview recently somewhere, but won’t bother searching for it. It’s a pretty sickening subject to read about.

  83. We should do some pedo accusations on Lapeer creek

    Didn’t we already have a beastiality plotline involving Moose & Squeakhole?

  84. Hang in there, Troy. I’m praying for your weiner.

  85. ^somebody screen shot that please

  86. Not pups at work, I screen shot it.

    Man, that sounds dirty.

  87. Based on what you’ve told us about DH, he’ll be sucking dick in a truckstop toilet stall for his next fix someday soon.

  88. Maybe he’ll go tranny. That’s popular these days.

  89. My weiner says thanks! He finds the thought uplifting.

  90. I have a cataract starting in my right eye. :(

  91. Uh oh. On the plus side, after the surgery you’ll see colors better.

  92. So the proposed tax plan does not cut taxes for the rich. It will remain 39%. How is that fair?

  93. Good luck Troy.

  94. Rich people usually structure their lives to avoid paying that rate. I’d be curious how many actually pay it.

  95. My friend had surgery to correct that, HS. Said it was amazing when it was done. his was in both eyes, though.

  96. HS,
    I had both eyes done. No mare painful than a haircut, and the result is great. I went to the same guy that did BiWs eyes.
    The eye-drops every few hours during recovery are a bother.
    I did not get the ‘bi-focal’ lenses. Had I to do it again, I would…

  97. He said this is slight an no where close to needing surgery, but it is a cause of generation in my distance vision in that eye. The other eye is fine.

    So, I get new glasses, and we see how it progresses.

    My mom had both eyes done in her eighties, and it was a miracle for her.

  98. This show needs a change-up. Have a Very Special Episode where Harv the Perv molests the phragmytes.

  99. MJ on picture day

  100. Honestly, my guess is that most of those who fall into the 39% bracket voted for Clinton, so screw them. Plus, they’ll benefit more from the lower corporate tax rate.

  101. Ok. Imma need a drink soon.

    Apparently, Erin has received … untold number of “dick pics”. Because apparently that’s how guys make a move now-a-days. I asked her if all girls get those, and she said “just the hot ones”.

    I asked her if any of her male friends have sent her one , and she said no. She said a lot of them were older and now graduated.

    WTF is wrong with young men. I told Ethan in NO uncertain terms that NO GIRL wants to see that. NO. It’s not your most attractive feature. Ugh.

    I … can’t even right now.

  102. Now I want to send Erin a dick pic. I hope this one will suffice:

  103. How many of those boys have fathers at home?

  104. Erin says she doesn’t even talk to many of they guys they belong to.

  105. I blame Anthony Weiner

  106. Howdy, hawt chicks and fags. How many kitchen utensil so you think Hillary shoved up Donna’s orifices last week?
    Positive numbers only and no rounding down.

  107. The worst part of the dick pic phenomenon is that there is some % of the time that it works.

  108. That’s why they do it. It’s like the guy at the bar who asks every woman, “wanna fuck?” 9 times out of ten, he gets slapped. The tenth time, he gets laid.

  109. The worst part of the dick pic phenomenon is that there is some % of the time that it works.

    *sends out 100 unsolicited dick pics, awaits response*

  110. They can get into real trouble sending those to a minor.

  111. *shrinks*

  112. They can get into real trouble sending those to a minor.

    My thought exactly. First call goes to the parents. Second call goes to the prosecutor.

  113. If the parents say, “Boys will be boys.” My response would be, “See if the police buy that.”

  114. My recipients are all over 30, TYVM!

  115. Erin’s 17. And a picture of her is on facedouch – her senior pic. That’s why she gets so many pictures.

    And – that image is pretty much untouched. She wore some eyeliner, mascara and that’s it. She has great skin.

  116. OH NO. We missed Oschi’s first birthday. I was thinking it was in November, but it was October.

    she’s going to hold this against me for the rest of her life, isn’t she?

  117. I feel like such an asshole.

  118. Erin is still a minor. DO IT.

  119. Carin – All kidding aside, I hope she told the creeps to FO.

  120. Car in, should I call you on the phone, or text you a dick pic?

  121. You should prolly send one to Mare, she prays for that stuff.

    *runs away really really fast….like kenyan fast.

  122. What woman who isn’t a whorish, horney, slut wants dick pics?

    Troy is lucky he has a head start (SYWM).

  123. http://tinyurl.com/ybm55nlg

  124. Donna Brazile is a cunt.

    One more to add to the list, Mare.

  125. You are keeping score, right?

  126. *wordlessly points to ‘Hotpsur’s Big Book of Cunts’, compiled by Mare J. Horsey*

  127. Mare is a shitty speller.

  128. @lauraw…..hahahaha…..made me raff

    On a somewhat serious note, when did exposing yourself to strangers (or other non willing participants) stop being a crime, regardless of the age of the victim?

    Most places have criminal code for obscene exposure or lewd and lacivious conduct, etc.

  129. Comment by Hotspur on November 2, 2017 5:33 pm

    You are keeping score, right?
    ===

    Wimmen always keep score. :)

  130. Happy Birthday Oschi Squirrel!

    https://is.gd/09pNLb

  131. I made a curried pork and cauliflower rice dish that ain’t half bad. I have no idea how much of what I used, so I can’t recipe it.

  132. Damn, Pup! That dog is Cree-pee!

  133. CHIEF!!

    Hi.

  134. https://is.gd/u7iE1I

  135. Hey, Beasn!

  136. If the parents say, “Boys will be boys.” My response would be, “See if the police buy that.”

    There was a case in Canada where a high school girl was sexually assaulted by a couple of Syrian migrants at school. Groping and put their hands down her pants. School and cops told her and her mom to look at it from a cultural perspective and raging male hormones. They were allowed back in school. Noone was arrested.

  137. Canada is a failed state.

  138. Sadly, I think that fate is headed here. If it is no longer a crime to expose yourself, we’ve crossed the Rubicon.

  139. “Happy Birthday Oschi Squirrel!”

    seriously…???? no one is gonna raff at teh pups dick pic to a 7 year old???!!!

    it’s almost as if i don’t know you bastards/bastardettes n e more

  140. http://bit.ly/2gYlsnT

  141. Mare, Mass this morning was nice. Made me think about my mom. About 30 people were there, including a good friend, so the day started out with a good squishy hug.

  142. This is something I imagine MJ reading and laughing about

    https://democraticautopsy.org/

  143. Road kill.

  144. Doesn’t matter Jimbro. Democrats don’t go to jail.

  145. Weiner.

  146. Evening friends in the box. It’s been a while.

    Of course Democrats go to jail. In fact, I’m told that a far to high a ratio of the people in jail are Democrats and that’s proof of racism.

  147. Democrat politicians go to jail. The Illinois penitentiary has a whole wing dedicated to them.

  148. There must be a little subdiv in that wing for Connecticut city mayors (and governors). In our case, party doesn’t matter. Just show them the money.

  149. I can’t even describe how excited I am that Corrine Brown’s pathetic, ignorant, piece of human debris, ass is headed to jail.

  150. Bcoch puts carrots in chili. I’m still pissed that the HQ had generic baseball posts in October. He may put carrots in chili, but he knows baseball

  151. *sigh*

  152. Talking Baseball🎶🎶🎶

  153. We’re automating our accounting office. Trainer guy thinks I have a beautiful name. Keeps touching me. My boss even noticed the extra attention. Bunch of retards touching me.

  154. They’re just trying to brush off all the spiders.

  155. Eeek!

  156. Daniel’s endurance remained prodigious.


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