Trebuchet team hit the road an hour ago. I was going to binge-watch “Last Man Standing” but “leaving Sept. 30” was 12:01 AM, not 11:59 PM. Bummer. So let’s see what’s in the funneh folder for today.
For Mare and me.
*snort*
Hostage movies.
Good job.
Y’all have a good day.
September 30, 2017
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The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
You know what pisses me off? Zombies riding Larks in the grocery store. Assholes.
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
I had a recovering alcoholic tell me that box wine was her choice because no one could keep tabs on how much she drank.
I’ve always been skeptical of box wine. I don’t think I’ve ever had any.
Happy Birthday, Roamie! :)
I have a question, and I feel we have enough brainpower here that someone knows …
So, a girl went missing from a neighboring country. 12 y/o And with facebook, it seems I’m always being asked to share this and that picture of a teen. Add in the posts about human trafficking and what not, and I’ve seen the hysterical stories about world-wide human trafficking (that then goes on to explain that no one does anything about it because the powers-that-be are involved … @@)
Here are my questions – is this really a thing? I wonder if some of the sex trafficking stories are really young gals hooked on drugs who get involved because … age old story. I mean, that’s terrible, but I just want the truth about this.
Is there really some huge cabal that’s stealing our children and selling them to swarthy pigs in Europe/other?
HBD Roamy!!
Here’s the missing girl:
http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2017/09/29/roseville-police-search-for-missing-teen-girl-who-hasnt-been-seen-since-thursday/
Is there really some huge cabal that’s stealing our children and selling them to swarthy pigs in Europe/other?
Rotherham case would suggest that it’s at least plausible.
I’ve had all of the wine varieties in that diagram at some point or another in my lifetime. I’ve bought boxed wine a few times for parties I’ve hosted and only once did I buy one for my own consumption. It was alright, some kind of red wine that took me a couple of months to get through. Since I’m kind of a light weight when it comes to alcohol I prefer beer in a can or bottle which comes in a serving size I can handle.
I think that sharing anything on FB is pointless, but if you’re traveling and see something hinky, report it. Flight attendants and cops at rest areas actually accomplish something.
I’d be nervous about China being short 30 million women, but they seem to have solved that with sex dolls.
Merlot, and I do in fact order meat “as rare as you can legally serve it to me”.
Roamy, I thought they mostly solved that with Mongolian prostitutes.
I think most of these kids are just easily fooled by garden variety creepers with greater reach via the internet nowadays versus hanging out in the local park wearing a raincoat in July. The kids may be predisposed to this kind of thing to begin with and when tricked can’t back out that easily. Just not buying the world wide cabal of elites doing this. Criminal rings? Yeah, believable.
If she ran away, it’s more likely that she was lured off by a perv online, or a boyfriend, or she was taken by a family member.
Sex trafficking does happen, but it’s not snatching innocent girls off the street: pimps will move whores between cities to meet demand, and gangs who run brothels will sometime shift girls around to create variety or keep them off the radars of cops. Usually it’s either local girls who’ve been recruited with the promise of good money, or manipulated into it by their boyfriends. If foreign women, it’s illegals who’ve been brought over along various human smuggling routes. I believe those often end up in brothels in the US and Europe. Latin American women in the US, and Eastern European/Russian women in Europe.
…and I do in fact order meat “as rare as you can legally serve it to me”
When Dad ordered his steak, he’d tell the waitress to “knock his horns off, grab him by the tail and drag his ass across the grill.”
Always embarrassed the crap out of Mom.
I like Pinot Noir, and Riesling.
Dad refers to Pinot Grigio as “panty grease”.
Mare, condolences for your family. Your mom was fortunate to have you there surrounding her as she passed.
CoAl – that’s sorta what I was wondering. It simply doesn’t make sense to me that authorities would just ignore some huge crime ring that stole innocent girls off of the streets and sold them into whatever, when they can probably find women who would willing do it.
Honestly – the whole “Taken” senario – who is gonna buy a wife who is going to be unwilling her entire life?
Just FYI, I’m going to put up a Sunday poat tomorrow. Probably do it tonight, but if I forget please let me get it in the morning.
I gotta believe that if you have Soros-level money, you’ve got fixers who will buy girls from the criminal rings if asked.
Honestly – the whole “Taken” senario – who is gonna buy a wife who is going to be unwilling her entire life?
Enough beatings to maker her compliant, a foreign country where she has no support…
Add in the operant conditioning with drugs and multiple rapes.
What Laura said Mare.
I would also add: In addition to all of her life’s work, she raised a wonderful daughter who I’m sure made her feel blessed.
We’ve become a human trafficking blog
My kids brought home some virus. I’ve had a sore throat and stuffy nose the last couple of days along with some nausea and other “GI symptoms”.
JImbro, you are weak.
Chicken food is acquired – they are happy. Last minuet shopping done. Laundry going, kitchen clean.
It’s about time for that run finally.
Dude who sells me the chicken food likes to chat. SO that took longer. I buy it from a farm around the corner from my house.
I told him he could come and shoot at the Canada goose on my lake anytime.
You don’t think he thought that was a come on?
Guys think anything is a come on.
I lasted days before the bug got me. It was probably attacking my immune system and got by a sleeping macrophage when I had a cigar or something
If he shows up with a bouquet of Clitoria flowers you’ll know
I wonder if those are edible.
Pretty sure they are. It’s just such a bitch to find them.
You’re such a bunch of filthy swine.
And that’s why I keep coming back here.
Those look the like the breed Clitoria Chyna. I’ve heard that they only grow around gyms and require a lot of chemical enhancements.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Underground_Railroad
https://ourrescue.org/
fyi
Paula went to her crossfit gym to watch the competition they had today. Too sore to participate.
H7?
The battlebot video on IB right now is frickin’ funny. Scott and I just watched it and cracked up pretty good.
That was pretty good driving by the rake dude
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2017/09/no_author/shock-report-nfls-oakland-raiders-threw-game-after-white-qb-refused-to-kneel-for-national-anthem/
Ruh roh
It’s Lew Rockwell. This whole scandal is obviously a Jewish conspiracy as well as an excellent opportunity to invest in gold!
That is just what came up at the top after a google search. It’s being reported the exact same way all over the place.
Unbelievable. Too bad I can’t watch a negative amount of NFL football.
Afternoon Hostages.
So I know I’ve shared about the health issues my grandpa has been through before. The last two months have been a nightmare. One crisis to another. He had major surgery yesterday. Was in tremendous pain all day but they didn’t want to give him big dog pain meds because they were concerned it would suppress his breathing. His lung function sucks an Obama anyway. Just talked with mom. Apparently the pain is finally starting to subside/the tiny amount of meds are finally getting ahead of the pain.
I have absolutely no idea how he’s still alive. Several docs have flat out told him there’s no way he should be alive.
Tough old sonofabitch. Love that man.
Hope all is well with you fine fuckers.
This is where Lew Rockwell got it
http://www.thedailysheeple.com/shock-report-nfls-oakland-raiders-threw-game-after-white-qb-refused-to-kneel-for-national-anthem_092017
I was listening to the video when Scott posted his comment. The hosts said repeatedly it was paranoid thinking but it has the ring of truth to it
We need better pain meds that don’t suppress breathing
My mom and sister are coming up. After my 8 mile run, I’ve been preparing myself mentally.
https://www.wfyi.org/news/articles/new-non-opioid-pain-med-could-be-first-alternative-in-years
Hopefully they market something soon.
My grandmother died from getting too much morphine in the hospital. She had hurt her back, and they basically didn’t monitor her vital signs well overnight after giving the meds.
Actually, googling around, it looks like there are a bunch of competitors trying to develop opioid alternatives. Good!
Carin OTOH needs an opioid that will help her enjoy her mother. Maybe a fentanyl patch stuck over her mouth?
Laura, it’s awful. You can either treat the pain appropriately or you can deal with OD and breathing issues. You’re fucked either way. Someone hand my grandpa a fucking joint or edible.
Carin needs a good stiff drink or a couple glasses of wine.
This poat may have OD’d.
Carin needs a box of wine.
Car in should eat those brownies MJ stashed in her freezer.
Do daughters ever tell their mothers to go fuck themselves?
Do daughters ever tell their mothers to go fuck themselves?
Not if they value their lives.
I felt a stinging slap on my face just from reading that question.
LOL Laura wins the internet.
My sister brought some fancy tequila from Mexico and it’s helping.
Tequila always works
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Kinda dead up ins.
GO BUCKS!
(nice shoes)
I read the comments on that “Daily Sheeple” article about the Raiders Jimbro linked earlier.
Never. Read. The. Comments.
I’m making zucchini bread. I did not spell zucchini correctly first try.
Sean, do you know what to do with an elephant with 3 balls?
*raises hand, waves it violently*
ME! PICK ME! OOOO OOOO! I KNOW THIS ONE!!! PICK MEEE!
*nods*
Sean, do you know what to do with an elephant with 3 balls?
It really depends on how confident you are in your off-speed stuff. If you’ve got good control on your slider, he might chase one down low.
Did I mention it was an African elephant?
I had assumed as much.
https://is.gd/hqcyDC
Roamy! Happy Birthday, good woman!!
Thank you for your kind condolences, H2. You’re not the mental midget, assholes Wiser calls you in his secret emails.
Yes we are
Happy Birthday Romacita!!!! 🎉🎂🎁🚀🍷🍾
It’s Romy’s birthday?? How did I miss this?
Happy Birthday Romacita!!
I have a post in draft hopefully for tomorrow. If I don’t post it please do NOT post it for me. I’m waiting for permission from TiFW.
Fanks.
Happy birfday to my favorite rocket scientist!
(I actually know a couple others. Decent enough people, but their hugs are far less squishy.)
Weather delay at Lobo game. Team usually takes field after anthem. Anthem was before start of 3rd QTR. Rooting for Chairforce. Several Lobos took a knee. Fuckers.
Happy birthday, roamy!
Gross
http://www.foodandwine.com/news/you-can-now-eat-fireball-whiskey-bagels
Happy Birthday Romey!
I got you one of these: https://is.gd/g7GNYg
Roamy,
Happy B’day from Anita & me!
Hope you had a good b’day Roamy!
News from Worms
https://is.gd/kk9hgM
Worms
OSO!
https://is.gd/vOnG0o
🦈
Anita was cutting pumpkin vines while I was taking out what was left of the pole beans. after we turned the scarecrows off for a night. The elk & deer stripped all the leaves off the beans, and took the tops off the pepper plants. All I had to do was cut the vines off of the poles and put them away.
She filled the back of her truck with pumpkins to give to the kids at church, tomorrow, along with two YUUUGE baskets of peppers. There still several pumpkins left that would not fit in the pickup. I’ll finish pulling out the peas tomorrow and the garden will be done…
Lost another peer last night. One of our old jumpers, now a retired United 747 driver. He was ‘keeping his hand in’ by flying jumpers and flight instructing, now and then. Seems that he and a student ran into some ‘Cumulo Granite’ last night.
He was the father of Luke Aikins, the skydiver without a parachute.
So it goes…
ChrisP, condolences on the loss of your friend.
Thank you for all the nice birthday wishes. Mr. RFH’s trebuchet team got 2nd place in the punkin’ chunkin’. 3-way tie for 1st place, so it was down to the longest throw. They threw a pumpkin 187 yards, still 4 yards shorter. On to planning for next year.
Tomorrow will be a day of laziness, dim sum, and getting my car washed.
Sorry, ChrisP
Happy birthday, Roamie!
Sorry to hear about your friend, Crispy.
“…getting my car washed.”
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Chunkin my pumpkin.
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Well, there’s also getting your tires rotated…
Using the ice cream scoop…
Is this the punkin chunkin that is televised? Nephews and nieces love watching that.
Yeah, someone had to go and ruin root beer floats!
Bogarting the mudler…
Remediating a brownfield.
Studying nursing…
Burning the stump
Tracking the shark
Standing on the top rung
Going for a run
Driving the Hellcat
Touring the cockpit
The one that was televised was held in Delaware. I think it’s been cancelled because of liability issues. This is at the local pumpkin patch – four adult teams and five high school teams competed. I should have some video and pics up on Facedouche tomorrow.
Yep, canceled.
http://delawarestatenews.net/news/2017-punkin-chunkin-canceled/
Sorry about your friend, ChrisP
Heh, Okla St kicker hits the goalpost twice in this game. Tech has a chance.
Aww, bummer, roamy.
No air cannons at ours, but I saw a pumpkin “pied” (where it comes apart mid-air from the force of the launch) for the first time.
By the way, thanks for the Buffalo chicken jalapeno popper link. It was delicious!
However, I have to review my use of spicy ingredients. My older stomach is starting to argue with me.
Adding a teaspoon of coconut oil
Picking the veggies.
Liebfraumilch is my favorite wine.
I H8 the Fingerbangs. Happy for Gabe. Go OSU. 👍🏻🎉🍾
Was taking a towel off my head and my gimp arm bumped into the door. HOOOOOO…LEEE….SHIT, that hurt.
Funny bone or just regular pain?
>>I H8 the Fingerbangs.
Your mom…….ehh it’s hanging too low to reach.
😘Pendejo
Pssst Happy Birthday Anita P
Conquest
She was just another conquest
Didn’t care whose heart was broke
Derp to him was a joke till he looked into her eyes
Practicing my snatch
Hammering the hog
(Miss you Jewstin!)
https://is.gd/rEf8ND
https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2017/10/01/from-teresa-to-you/