Weekend poat

Let’s see what’s in the funneh folder.

DaveinTexas, for those on FB.

If not me, then Beasn.

Mmmm, that new poat smell.

166 Comments

  1. I can’t get the laundry finished because Mr. RFH is taking a nap.

  2. Laura or Jimbro, HotBride asks if Methyl B12 and grapefruit juice could do this? Turns out she didn’t give me niacin.

  3. “Niacin”

  4. I moved Hannah in with her brothers (the boys). It’s all good.

  5. I’m going to miss Hotspur.

  6. B12 unlikely

    Unless you’ve had a reaction to grapefruit before, also unlikely

    Keep searching like OJ’s searching for the real killer

  7. A niacin flush reaction is more temporary and associated with higher doses than a standard multivitamin

  8. Well, I guess that just leaves prostate cancer. Better get it checked.

  9. Bend over, turn your head aan cough. Jimbro will diagnose.

  10. No. No no no no no.

  11. I’ll go with a prostate biopsy long before I go all Dr Jellyfinger on Hotspur. I’ve never done a cystoscope before but it can’t really be all that difficult. Lots of lube, slide the scope in and biopsy something that looks like a walnut. Bam, done, pay me before you get the results.

  12. Turn your head and cough is for checking hernias. I never understood the turn your head part until I did screenings on new recruits. If they don’t turn their head they’re staring at the dude with their gloved finger in their inguinal ring and when they cough it’s on your head. Lesson learned

  13. HAHAHA…roamy!

    Pretty much.

  14. So I’m seeing some headlines reporting the Free Speech rally isn’t going so free speechy. Antifa pricks are dragging ladies holding American flags, getting in attendees faces with ‘FUCK FREE SPEECH’…not to mention an assortment of other colorful language to anyone wearing MAGA gear….annnnnnnd attacking the police.

    No neo-nazis in sight.

    *wonders if there will be any nationwide media freakout*

  15. I have seen most of the latest beasn.
    So nice to see how tolerant the left is./s.

    CNN is on crack again, too. Did you see their latest?

  16. hotntot – you’re right: they aren’t real contractors – real contractors in the northeast would have dropped off a bunch of no hablo types and charged me less

    good luck with your cervical cancer

    axe your oncologist for ipilimumab

  17. ” Antifa pricks are dragging ladies holding American flags, getting in attendees faces with ‘FUCK FREE SPEECH’…not to mention an assortment of other colorful language to anyone wearing MAGA gear….annnnnnnd attacking the police.”

    i think leon and others have said something similar – when whitey non-criminal bible believing, gun clinging, tax paying citizen has had enough those clowns are fucked (i paraphrase)

  18. ahh ight – back to gc’ing

  19. Just when you thought it couldn’t get any more stupid…

    http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-usc-traveler-20170818-story.html

  20. Let’s say you actually believe the rhetoric, that white people are a bunch of racist, genocidal colonialists. You don’t pull shit like what we see right now. You stay quiet and you find a safe place far away from them and get there ASAP. You do not taunt them and break their statues like you’ve already won something.

    Their own tactics prove them wrong.

  21. Or, at a minimum, make them liars.

  22. First they came for the statues, then they came for the horses…

  23. They are smashing shit because they want to smash shit. They get off on scaring little old ladies. This isn’t about justice, it’s narcissism. They believe that they are entitled by birth to rule, and cannot stand that they were rejected this last election.

  24. Just when you thought it couldn’t get any more stupid…

    I gave up on thinking things couldn’t get any more stupid a long, long time ago.

  25. If things get much stupider I’m converting my 401k to Dogecoin.

  26. Much virtual.
    Very currency.
    Wow!

  27. Ammo is the next currency

  28. The other possibility is laying up a very large supply of “hard” assets. By which I mean moonshine.

    That or I’ll just turn to cyber crime and convert my ill-gotten gains into Amazon gift cards.

  29. Time to watch season 3 of Voltron.

  30. Get a room you two.

  31. Would Voltron even fit in a room?

  32. https://is.gd/VyBgC4

  33. Please, keep insulting me as a Southerner. Please keep equating me with racism and the Klan. That’ll work out REAL WELL for you.

  34. 1. Invent Nuka-Cola.
    2. Horde bottlecaps.
    3. Wait for apocalypse
    4. Profit!

  35. Put your pants back on.

  36. https://is.gd/VWqSYA

  37. That should be Hoard.

    Can’t even blame autocucumber for that.

  38. Please, keep insulting me as a Southerner. Please keep equating me with racism and the Klan. That’ll work out REAL WELL for you.

    Awesome, you backward-ass cracker!

    I love it when things work out real well for me.

  39. Whored if we were talking about your mom.

  40. Bought some Walmart apple turnovers today.

    I ate two.

    *waddles off to bed*

  41. This is nice.
    I wonder if we will end up on *The List*…

    https://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/2017/08/19/propublica-working-google-document-hate-threatens-conservative-bloggers/

    Assholes.

  42. bought some lasagna today.

  43. Dogecoin, nice leon and sean

  44. Waffles for breffast and pizza for dinner. Binged on The Defenders all day.

  45. I know a lot of you have issues with Kevin Williamson, but this is a pretty damn good column.

    http://www.nationalreview.com/article/450551/confederate-statues-republicans-democrats-should-let-them-be

  46. I didn’t know until leon mentioned it–and I looked it up–that Dogecoin was a thing.

  47. I’m watching Johnny Carson on Antenna TV. Susan Sarandon is not wearing a bra.

  48. Dogecoin is best cryptocurrency.

    Much intrinsic value. So money. Very wallet.

  49. Asian dogs don’t talk like that you racist bastards.

  50. Pupster is correct. They actually sound like,

    “Much intlinsic varue. So money. Vely warret.”

  51. Trump ordered a formal investigation of Chinese IP infringement. Good.

    One of my job applications asked what I thought the economic impact of Trump’s policies would be. I replied that there wouldn’t be a huge change, but that the biggest would be if the administration took a hard line against China for intellectual property.

  52. Well, we told DD#3 that she had to move to the smaller bedroom a few months ago, since she is 25 and will one day be moving out. Kid is a packrat, so I knew it was going to be a challenge.

    She got about half of her stuff moved over, then quit. Moved into the smaller room and that was that. I kept telling her that she was going to have to address the rest of the stuff in the other room (Rebecca will be moving into it). And if she didn’t do it herself, I would be doing it for her – and she would not like the results.

    Well, today I finally had enough energy to make good on my threat – when she got home from work there were at least 9 large boxes on her bed, her computer chair, and her floor – every space that she usually occupies in her room was unoccupiable.

    She started freaking out – the screaming was so high that the neighborhood dogs probably started howling. I told her to calm her tits, put on her big girl panties and deal with it. Told her she is 25 years old and needs to grow up.

    I also told her that I would help her go through everything – we sat down and started culling through stuff, she calmed down, and we had a very productive evening.

    Not nearly through the pile of junk, but we made a dent in the stuff.

    Then I found $0.25.

  53. Keep looking, TiFW. The other $19.75 has gotta be in there somewhere.

  54. At 25, I owned my own home. She has a lot of growing up to do if she’s throwing a tantrum over having some stuff packed up.

  55. I’m 53 and Dan keeps boxing up my books and putting them in the garage. There are Black Widows in the garage.

  56. I have no link fu. We all know this. Check out American Assassin trailer. Not feeling it for the casting of Mitch Rapp

  57. Alex, we suspect she may be bipolar (with all of the pitfalls which accompany that). She’s been like this from birth – we’ve dealt with it as best as we can. Thing is, she is a great kid most of the time.

    When Rebecca was born, I had to concentrate my energies on her; the middle two daughters didn’t get the attention from me that they should have.

  58. Darren embarrassed Renee’s parents.

  59. what did that damn darren do now?

  60. The NAACP is calling for a boycott of Football because Colin Kaepernick has not been, “…given an opportunity to pursue his career.”

    They are beyond dumb and make black people look even dumber than the BLM crowd. That’s a low fricken bar but come on.

    Have they ever seen him play?

  61. mare – you’re obviously a racist because you believe in free market principles

  62. Wakey wakey.

    I find my one daughter FREAKS out when things don’t go her way, but what I do is simply tell her the way it is (not trying to make her realize that she’s being a complete asshole, which is usually the case) then let her stew on it. I go do something else for a while.

    It’s as if she cannot admit at the moment that she’s wrong. But once it sinks in …

  63. My mom cleaned my childhood room out easier since I had moved to different city for school. When I came home to visit there would be a box on the bed with the verbal instructions of take what you want and leave what will be donated to Goodwill/church flea market/friends/etc.
    Probably wouldn’t work for Teresa though.

  64. I saw this http://tinyurl.com/y95mrbgl and had a rather profound thought. One of the reasons for the Army’s diversity was the move away from regional units after the Civil War. You get something like the 1st Minnesota at Gettysburg (82% casualties, and yes, I know casualty != death) and there’s no more young men in a few Minnesota towns.

    Though I still cringe whenever someone says diversity now. It is a cudgel to beat someone over the head, not a real goal any more.

  65. Diversity:
    https://goo.gl/images/eMyh8H

  66. The NAACP is calling for a boycott of Football because Colin Kaepernick has not been, “…given an opportunity to pursue his career.”
    They are beyond dumb and make black people look even dumber than the BLM crowd. That’s a low fricken bar but come on.

    Live by the social justice sword, die by the social justice sword.

  67. Finally, a solution to the Confederate problem.

  68. Sorry, when I hear “diversity” all I hear is “let’s fire some white guys, and surround the rest with unqualified women and minorities whose work they’ll have to do for them”.

    I’m not saying no women or minorities are qualified, I’m saying those sorts were already working and didn’t need “diversity”. The real fallout of this is that you end up assuming that the non-white-males around you are only there to fill a quota.

  69. One nit from Sean’s Williamson link:

    Republicans are now trying to explain away President Trump’s insistence that there were some very fine gentlemen among the tiki-Nazis in Charlottesville.

    I listened to the relevant parts and he did not say anything of the sort. He condemned them. He also condemned the others which twisted the tits of the left and the media, but I repeat myself.

  70. The benefit to diversity in any situation is that it should reduce idiosyncratic risk. For example, a forest ecosystem that is diverse is less vulnerable to a single parasite or disease. A diverse investment portfolio is less vulnerable to the movement of any one investment. A military unit with a variety of equipment and capabilities can meet a wider variety of threats and missions.

    However, diversity also reduced the ability to exploit positive fluctuations, or economies of scale. A diverse ecosystem means plants and animals competing for resources or preying on each other. A diverse portfolio gains less from the unexpected growth of any one asset, a military unit with a diverse set of equipment and capabilities will often find that those capabilities aren’t suitable for its current mission, and may in fact be a liability. Suitable capabilities are reduced in number.

    If someone can explain how racial diversity reduces risk, then I’ll consider whether or not it’s important. However, none of these lackwits braying about diversity can give that explanation.

  71. When the whole “diversity” thing started it was just, “oh how interesting to be exposed to other cultures.” Harmless.

    Then they got into businesses, saying, “you’ll be more effective managing your employees if you learn how to accommodate other people’s races and cultures.” Sensible.

    Then it turned into, “you’d best prioritize other races and cultures over your crappy white American culture or you’ll never work in this town again.”

  72. Diverse people assimilating to American values is good. Diverse people being diverse is liberal bullshit.

  73. Where the fuck is MJ?

    https://is.gd/T5dLin

  74. AWACS plane just flew over. Mainiacs must be drilling this weekend

  75. If someone can explain how racial diversity reduces risk, then I’ll consider whether or not it’s important.

    I would answer that it reduces the risk of a SJW dogpile on your business, but history shows that you can never do enough to appease the mob, and showing weakness by capitulation only enrages the other 52% of the population.

  76. Comment by Pupster on August 20, 2017 12:46 pm
    Where the fuck is MJ?
    https://is.gd/T5dLin

    ——–

    Lol

  77. One example of diversity where it actually did some good was a Shuttle flight to repair Hubble. The insulation blankets were torn, and they were brainstorming on how to repair them. Someone said they could use a stapler, but they didn’t have a stapler on board. The astronauts’ doctor said yes, you do, there’s one in the medical kit. None of the engineers knew there was a stapler in there because that wasn’t in their area.

    I didn’t need diversity. I needed someone to give me a fair shot at a good career and doing what I love. The days of getting fired because you got pregnant are gone. The days of having to publish your paper using your initials instead of “Margaret” are gone. It hurts all women to promote the woman who can’t do the math because someone in HR thinks by golly we need 50% in here. It was better when we had to prove we were just as good as the men because we did just that.

    My idea of a diverse team is a structural engineer, a thermal analyst, a stress analyst, an avionics engineer, a software programmer, someone from systems engineering or quality control to keep everybody straight, and me. I don’t care what color you are, what bathroom you use, or who you’re sleeping with as long as you DO YOUR JOB, do it well, on time and on budget.

    Then I found a wheat penny, a Bicentennial quarter, and a St. Christopher’s medal.

  78. We can actually see the floor in DD#3’s old room now….

    Bought new blinds and Mr. TiFW cleaned the windows for me. Before Rebecca moves in, we’re going to paint the room and rearrange furniture.

    After that, I give it 3 days before we can’t see the floor again.

  79. My idea of a diverse team is a structural engineer, a thermal analyst, a stress analyst, an avionics engineer, a software programmer, someone from systems engineering or quality control to keep everybody straight, and me.

    If there are no hunchbacks on your team, you are literally worse than Hitler.

  80. I hope I don’t get arrested for murdering my daughter before next weekend

  81. Comment by Car in on August 20, 2017 2:52 pm
    I hope I don’t get arrested for murdering my daughter before next weekend

    I don’t pay good silkies for damaged merchandise.

  82. Car in, you could probably stash her in a large dog kennel for a week before anyone notices. Might help her attitude.

  83. She could sleep over at notaboyfriend’s.

  84. Dropped off the youngest phatspawn at college yesterday. Kinda sad, kinda happy.

    My wife will probably kill me in 3 days.

  85. Good thing I have a trip to Scotland on Wed.

  86. Phat, congrats on clearing the phatspawn out of the house. Now you finally get to discover who the hell you actually married all those years ago.

  87. Pendejo House Family Theater

    Me: is that drier vent hose I bought yesterday stick in the car?
    Mrs: why would I bring it in?
    Me: I asked that question to gain some fuckin information, not to print you into a fuckin question of your own.

    Fin

    Shits finda get chippy round here.

  88. Must be that time of year. I’ve been trying to get Mrs. Pupster to go do something. Anything. Just go do it. Somewhere else.

    *watching preseason football*

  89. https://is.gd/00Xxmb

  90. https://is.gd/_L_to_R__Nessie__Moose

  91. It’s that time of the month around these parts. Just got to get through a few more days then it’ll be all wine and roses.

    Who’s your team Pupster?

  92. Pupsrer’s team:

  93. That is totally what Moose would do.

  94. If there are no hunchbacks on your team, you are literally worse than Hitler.

    I don’t have a lefthanded Eskimo, either.

  95. I’ve been a Steelers fan since I was a child of white privilege.

  96. The Steelers are racist against Bronze Age cultures.

  97. Change their name to spear clunkers and it’ll all be cool.

  98. Chunkers you motherfucking autocorrect.

  99. Jack Lambert appreciates your support and loyalty.

  100. Did any of you see Ladamian Tomlinson’s HOF speech?

    I did not see it or read it but heard that the terms slavery, slave plantation and a plea to keep the borders open was mentioned. Not making a judgement on it until I read it but would like your take if you saw it.

  101. I’ve been watching NFL network and they’ve been hyping the shit out of the Ladanian story all day. I hit mute. Race race race race race skin color race slavery race racist all fucking day long.

    I DON’T CARE IT’S NOT MY FAULT MY SKIN IS WHITE BUT I HAVE PROBLEMS TOO SHUT UP!

  102. I’ve also been flipping back and forth to nfl station all day and thought about watching it. Right before it came on the panel started talking about it and I decided to skip it. Maybe the NAACP is on to something!

    BOYCOTT!!!

  103. I am starting to wonder if the Navy is having manpower issues. Like not enough people on the watch. The other thing I remember is that under TFG there was a “no radiation” order in effect near Chinese territory. Is that still in effect?

  104. Re: Football
    Turned on the radio to ESPN to hear about the preseason games today. 40 minutes talking about sideline protests, not a single score or analysis except for the news break. Whelp, I learned my lesson.

  105. There’s a hell of a lot less of this shit in baseball.

    I’m just saying is all.

  106. Fuck the NFL.

    Fuck MLB.

    Fuck ESPN.

    It’s all bullshit.

  107. All the time.

  108. My wife is a saint. It’s nearly 9:00, and our son in law calls to say he can’t meet with her tomorrow because his emergency brake seized up and he has to have it towed to the brake shop. Then he asks her if she has triple A, which she does, but he wouldn’t be able to use her member number because she would need to be there.

    Guess where she is headed.

  109. Hotbride is indeed a lovely woman. I hope all those people who fucked her over at the Co-Op ended up getting scabies.

  110. Oh, they did, Sean.Not sure how, though.

    *surreptitiously slides jar o’ bugs under desk with foot*

  111. Heh, cable went out, Game of Thrones time. Cable company is gonna have some po’d customers!

  112. Good on you, laura. And you’ll be happy to know that we have a hunchback outreach program here at work. The whole thing is kinda stalled right now because the zoning board is dragging their feet on approving our bell tower, but, as soon as that comes through…

  113. Ahhhhhh, just as I thought. Political bullshit.

    How old is Ladamian? I thought he was kind of young to be a slave. It’s amazing that a guy old enough to be a slave can still play football, and get paid millions for it. This country is fricken amazing.

  114. Evening Hostages.

    Poat kinda smells a little.

  115. That’s your upper lip, bcoch, not the poat.

  116. Really? Shit.

  117. Wait….is that a poat at the mothership by MJ? Fucking hell, just about anyone can post there.

  118. Amy Schumer and Hillary Clinton have both disappeared.

    *wonders if they are together*

    *pukes*

  119. I quite enjoy MJ’s poats. Not bad for someone who was actually banned.

  120. No award for that guy. He’s not dead, therefore remains in the gene pool.

  121. Darwin doesn’t award no participation trophies.

  122. Comment by bcochran81 on August 20, 2017 9:20 pm
    Wait….is that a poat at the mothership by MJ? Fucking hell, just about anyone can post there.

    It could be worse: he could have a podcast. They’ll let anyone with a microphone rant on one of those.

  123. AOS MJ is a chick.

  124. It could be worse: he could have a podcast. They’ll let anyone with a microphone rant on one of those.

    I know, right?!?!?!

  125. AOS MJ is a chick.

    *stands* *applauds*

    Well played, sir. Well played.

  126. 10 missing after the USS John McCain was struck by another ship in the Straits of Malacca.

    Jeebus, twice in six months…

  127. If something is named after John McCain, I am not getting on it.

  128. Six months? Hell, two months.

  129. Scott,
    Named after his father…

  130. I’m not a huge fan of John McCain, but his father and grandfather were giants in the Navy.

  131. John McCain maybe a disaster as a Senator, but he was a Navy man that you could emulate.

  132. I am wondering if this is a micromanagement thing. The Captain plots the course and creates a mysticism about it that it can’t change without his/her imput. When she is sleeping, lower ranks are afraid to wake The Captain and have had any initiative beaten out of them by the system.

  133. The Straits of Malacca are some of the busiest waters in the world.

    Wait and see.

  134. Xbrad, I read the damage control document, and i looked for any indication of the ship radiating but could not find it. Only note was that it was unlit except for navigation lights and red internals, was it in the redacted info for some reason?

  135. I believe she was named after both his father AND grandfather. Both great men with distinguished Navy careers.

  136. Alrighty, I’m going to just hide out here where there’s no bullshit drama. Anyone still around?

  137. No.

  138. That’s ok. I’ll just read a book instead.

  139. After reading backwards here to catch up, I went over there to check out MJ’s poat.
    That is the first time I ever looked at Dilbert’s blog, I think.
    I guess he’s smarter than I thought?

  140. He was an engineer before becoming a cartoonist, IIRC. Yeah, he’s smart.

  141. I just never understood all the adulation I used to see (primary season?). I guess I’ve been missing out.

    What are you reading, btw?

  142. The Beautiful and the Damned, by F. Scott Fitzgerald.

  143. Looked it up – doesn’t dou d like my cupof tea though.
    I’ve been on a binge of stupid fiction or re-reading biographies.
    Still haven’t found any Ben Coes at the thrift store (heard about him here)

  144. It’s not something that I’d normally read, but after a year of textbooks, and a couple of non-fiction books, I wanted a change of pace. I’ve liked it so far.

  145. So you derp better than me
    And you know, you know it, know you know it
    And if you want to get her from me
    And you know you know it, know you know it
    Won’t do, no
    I’m telling you it won’t do, no

  146. what’s that damn darren doing today?

  147. does everybody have their solar eclipse glasses ready?

  148. Remember:
    if you look at the sun during an eclipse you’ll turn into a festering pustule and ultimately die an agonizing death –

    on the plus side, however, you’ll turn into a werewolf for a little while first

  149. little jamette is having a solar eclipse bday party –
    18 screaming little girls will be descending on casa d’jam in a couple 3 hours….
    i’m gonna be at jury duty –

    i should just phone in my vote and stay home and watch the eclipse

    INDICT!!!

  150. more than half the case so-far included written / signed confessions….

    wtf

  151. the other half have cops as eyewitnesses or video tape or both

    wtff

  152. these drug ppl around here aren’t very smart

  153. Was catching up on sleep. MMM in about 20 minutes.

  154. Rumor has it that the OR is holding elective cases during the eclipse today. I’m in my office booked to see patients. I have no glasses to view it anyway.

    *cries

  155. 2024 will be our time for the totality for the next eclipse. Just need to stay alive for another 7 years.

  156. i ordered eclipse viewing glasses for the girls (20 pairs)

    holy crap they were expensive

    most of the vendors were out of stock – anybody that wants a pair today may as well go buy welding goggles – they’ll be cheaper

  157. Odd fact:
    In 2024, current home will be just inside north edge of eclipse totality boundary by 800 feet. Childhood home will be just inside south edge by about 1500 feet.

    I’m thinking I better be up-to-date on my life insurance premiums…

  158. My daughter was worried about our dog staring at the sun today.

    Good grief.

  159. hahahaaaa –
    tex, my daughter made the same comment about our dogs

    it was making the rounds on facebook, chapsnat, and the like

    some genius wrote about it

  160. I’m sure the boys will find that rumor and ask Paula about it


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