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Medium Boob Friday

Hello tucklovers. This week, we pause from our admiration of large breasted women (trigger!) and instead, shift our gaze to those C players–the gals in the middle of the bell curve. Today’s model is, er, a model who has mastered the, ‘I’m not sure why I’m here pose.’ Please give a warm welcome to Sarah McDaniel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10/10, would smash.

But before we get to the boobs, please to be enjoying a little music from Car in’s favorite band. I wrote this song whilst deep in the woods hunting for Cyn. I was looking and looking and looking and looking…

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Today’s test comes to you in four parts. Latex, handcuffs, rope, and blindfold. No wait. That’s actually what I packed for the weekend trip to Chicago. Carry on!

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1827 – The Baltimore & Ohio Railroad became the first railroad incorporated for commercial transportation of people and freight.

1844 – Several people were killed aboard the USS Princeton when a 12-inch gun exploded.

1849 – Regular steamboat service to California via Cape Horn arrived in San Francisco for the first time. The SS California had left New York Harbor on October 6, 1848. The trip took 4 months and 21 days.

1861 – The U.S. territory of Colorado was organized.

1881 – Thomas Edison hired Samuel Insull as his private secretary.

1883 – The first vaudeville theater opened.

1885 – AT&T (American Telephone and Telegraph) was incorporated. The company was capitalized on only $100,000 and provided long distance service for American Bell.

1893 – Edward G. Acheson showed his patent for Carborundum.

1900 – In South Africa, British troops relieved Ladysmith, which had been under siege since November 2, 1899.

1911 – Thomas A. Edison, Inc. was organized.

1940 – The first televised basketball game was shown. The game featured Fordham University and the University of Pittsburgh from Madison Square Gardens in New York.

1948 – Bud Gartiser set a world record when he cleared the 50-yard low hurdles in 6.8 seconds.

1951 – A Senate committee issued a report that stated that there were at least two major crime syndicates in the U.S.

1953 – In a Cambridge University laboratory, scientists James D. Watson and Francis H.C. Crick discovered the double-helix structure of DNA.

1954 – In San Francisco “Birth of a Planet” was aired. It was the first American phase-contrast cinemicrography film to be presented on television.

1956 – A patent was issued to Forrester for a computer memory core.

1962 – The John Glenn for President club was formed by a group of Las Vegas republicans.

1974 – The U.S. and Egypt re-established diplomatic relations after a break of seven years.

1979 – Mr. Ed, the talking horse from the TV show “Mr. Ed”, died.

1983 – “M*A*S*H” became the most watched television program in history when the final episode aired.

1986 – Swedish Prime Minister Olof Palme was assassinated in Stockholm.

1993 – U.S. Federal agents raided the compound of an armed religious cult in Waco, TX. The ATF had planned to arrest the leader of the Branch Davidians, David Koresh, on federal firearms charges. Four agents and six Davidians were killed and a 51-day standoff followed.

1994 – NATO made its first military strike when U.S. F-16 fighters shot down four Bosnian Serb warplanes in violation of a no-fly zone over central Bosnia.

1995 – The Denver International Airport opened after a 16-month delay.

1998 – Serbian police began a campaign to wipe out “terrorist gangs” in the Yugoslav province of Kosovo.

2001 – The Northwest region of the U.S., including the state of Washington, was hit by an earthquake that measured 6.9 on the Richter Scale. There were no deaths reported.

2002 – In Ahmadabad, India, Hindus set fire to homes in a Muslim neighborhood. At least 55 people were killed in the attack.

2002 – Sotheby’s auction house announced that it had identified Peter Paul Reubens as the creator of the painting “The Massacre of the Innocents.” The painting was previously thought to be by Jan van den Hoecke.

2002 – It was announced that John Madden would be replacing Dennis Miller on “Monday Night Football.” Madden signed a four-year $20 million deal with ABC Sports.

2007 – NASA’s New Horizons spacecraft made a gravitational slingshot against Jupiter to change the planned trajectory towards Pluto.

2013 – Benedict XVI resigned as pope. He was the first pope to resign since Gregory XII in 1415 and the first to resign voluntarily since Celestine V in 1294.

 

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July 28, 2017
Categories: !RALGNAB, #H2, 10/10 Would Smash, 9/11 Bush's fault, Barack Obama, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Lobster Thermidor, LOVE SALT!!!, Mister Mxyzptlk, Okay, Punk Rock, quesadillas, QWERTY, Your dad likes this, Your Mom, Your mom likes this . . Author: MJ

173 Comments

  1. Comment by MJ on July 28, 2017 8:43 am

    This chick looks remarkably similar to someone. Can’t quite place it though.

  2. Comment by Car in on July 28, 2017 8:51 am

    Plus I need to stay on them to insure they don’t live in my basement forever.

    Hopefully this year I can visit Hannah at school and do other mom things I couldn’t.
    Comment by lauraw on July 28, 2017 8:35 am

    ensure

    I was thinking more along the lines of “insurance”. lol

    In my prime, my boos were WAY bigger than this chick’s.

  3. Comment by Car in on July 28, 2017 8:52 am

    b

  4. Comment by Car in on July 28, 2017 8:54 am

    I think today I’ll be spreading some pea gravel. Pea gravel pathways are just magical.

  5. Comment by MJ on July 28, 2017 8:54 am

    Uh huh. Sure they were.

  6. Comment by Car in on July 28, 2017 8:55 am

    One more cup of coffee to gulp down, then I’m good to go. ( I woke up at 5 and sat in bed for over an hour before I fell back asleep again, so then slept until 8 – no ideal, but since I work tonight I didn’t want to be short on sleep)

  7. Comment by lauraw on July 28, 2017 8:56 am

    She’s drugged up looking, but still a doll. Hope she goes to rehab.

    OK. Time to bust a move. RARRRRR!!!

  8. Comment by Car in on July 28, 2017 8:57 am

    Shit, mine are practically STILL bigger than hers. I think my husband will back me up on this.

  9. Comment by MJ on July 28, 2017 9:07 am

    I’m looking forward to meeting Pay.

  10. Comment by MJ on July 28, 2017 9:07 am

    All right. Gotta go. You guys have a nice weekend and try not to burn the place down.

    And no McCain getting tapped on the shoulder by this the Grim Reaper jokes. That would be unseemly.

  11. Comment by MJ on July 28, 2017 9:11 am

    Last thing. It appears that Hillary really did lose a rigged election, which couldn’t have happened to a nicer gal.

    How, exactly, does that happen? You rig the primary to win, then pretty much rig the general, and still lose?

    Jeez. People really don’t like her.

  12. Comment by Brother Cavil on July 28, 2017 9:15 am

    It’s amazing how your mood improves when you get proper sleep…

  13. Comment by Tex Lovera on July 28, 2017 9:26 am

    She looks very pretty and pretty screwed up.

    YMMV.

    And now to deal with the morons at work. God grant me patience…..

  14. Comment by Tex Lovera on July 28, 2017 9:31 am

    Also, Google can fuck all the way off.

  15. Comment by Jimbro on July 28, 2017 9:33 am

    Future BBF model

    http://nypost.com/2017/07/23/instagram-golf-star-my-boobs-are-too-much-for-lpga/

  16. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 28, 2017 9:37 am

    hehe, this is how I want to go, as a big pot of soup:

    http://www.nbclosangeles.com/multimedia/Looking-to-Get-Liquefied-After-You-Die–Californians-May-Soon-Offer-That-Option–436790023.html

  17. Comment by Jimbro on July 28, 2017 9:49 am

    Eco-friendly soup!

  18. Comment by mare on July 28, 2017 9:51 am

    F John McCain and his pathetic ass.

  19. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 28, 2017 9:53 am

    mix in a little vinegar, and the bones just melt! Right laura?

  20. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 28, 2017 9:55 am

    I know it was just 3 “republicans” that voted against, but you know there were more that were going to, if necessary (looking at you, Lindsay Graham. Not sure about Rob Johnson either).

    But it isn’t most of them, to be sure. We just have to keep building a bigger majority.

  21. Comment by mare on July 28, 2017 9:58 am

    Trump needs to have an Executive Order RIGHT DAMN NOW that these pussies in government are no longer exempt from Obamacare.

  22. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 28, 2017 10:20 am

    Heh, forged caveman tools for the PBC

    I might have to look into something like this. That’s cool.

  23. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 28, 2017 10:23 am

    “While the amendment would have repealed some of Obamacare’s most burdensome regulations, it offered no replacement to actually reform our health care system and deliver affordable, quality health care to our citizens,” McCain said in a statement.

    Once again, it’s the “replace” that’s the stickler.

  24. Comment by Brother Cavil on July 28, 2017 10:24 am

    It usually is. Nobody’s been able to repeal and replace McCain yet, after all.

  25. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 28, 2017 10:25 am

    Another quote that is telling about his grandstanding publicity seeking ass:

    Ahead of the vote he did not reveal his intentions, only telling reporters to “wait for the show.”

    At least it won’t go on much longer. Sorry to say it, but it’s true.

  26. Comment by mare on July 28, 2017 10:26 am

    F the replace.

  27. Comment by mare on July 28, 2017 10:29 am

    Wait for the show???? Wait for the show???

    What an effing prick.

    They really don’t get the shit show that Obamacare made for most of us. F U McCain. FOADIAF.

  28. Comment by Hotspur on July 28, 2017 10:54 am

    So, teen porn is legal now?

  29. Comment by Brother Cavil on July 28, 2017 11:04 am

    The only “show” I would want out of McCain is if, while he’s blithering away, the ground opens up beneath him and swallows his sorry ass whole.

  30. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 28, 2017 11:10 am

    Hey, he just wants to make sure everyone has a voice at the table. You know, like when it was passed, and Obama said “I won”?

    The Arizona senator said he opposed one of the “major failures” of Obamacare, which was that it was “rammed through Congress by Democrats on a strict-party line basis without a single Republican vote.”

    He did not feel it was right for Republicans to do the same.

    “We should not make the mistakes of the past that has led to Obamacare’s collapse, including in my home state of Arizona where premiums are skyrocketing and health care providers are fleeing the marketplace,” McCain said.

    “We must now return to the correct way of legislating and send the bill back to committee, hold hearings, receive input from both sides of aisle, heed the recommendations of nation’s governors, and produce a bill that finally delivers affordable health care for the American people.”

    that should make you feel better about his decision, right?

  31. Comment by mare on July 28, 2017 11:32 am

    Makes McCain’s jibberish sound even dumber. He’s an effing democrat and this prick who people call a hero is an effing coward.

  32. Comment by Car in on July 28, 2017 11:33 am

    McCain wants to be remembered as pure. So, despite the fact that it’s a losing strategy, he can hold his head up.

    For a while.

  33. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 28, 2017 11:35 am

    Just got back from Pferdscheisse Acres, visiting with the current owner and walking the property lines. Some nice red pines in the woods that I could use for lumber as long as they don’t go into soil. He confirmed that the ground has a lot of clay and that the water table is fairly high, says the corn/soybean farmer never needed to irrigate. I’ll probably have to have some earth built up if we want a basement.

  34. Comment by Hotspur on July 28, 2017 11:35 am

    I’d like to hold his head up on a pike.

  35. Comment by Brother Cavil on July 28, 2017 11:59 am

    Sounds like here in AL, leon. Almost like I could take a wrong turn and suddenly go from the Heart of Dixie to the middle of Michigan. Which would be mighty confusing come winter.

  36. Comment by lauraw on July 28, 2017 12:26 pm

    Trump needs to have an Executive Order RIGHT DAMN NOW that these pussies in government are no longer exempt from Obamacare

    A -frickin- men!

  37. Comment by lauraw on July 28, 2017 12:31 pm

    I tweeted the President, Mare. So, you know, that should be happening soon.

  38. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 28, 2017 12:37 pm

    The clay there is white, maybe I could scrape it up and sell it. Or make pots.

  39. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on July 28, 2017 12:49 pm

    McCain doesn’t care about the bill. This was entirely about his arrogance that he is a Senator, and thus better than you or I, and certainly better than Trump. The bill could have been perfect and he still would have voted against it.

    Right now Trump is fighting against the dems, the GOPe, and the Senate and House, whose members suddenly have discovered that they don’t want to give up any power whatsoever. The latter they forgot over the last eight years.

  40. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on July 28, 2017 12:51 pm

    Jay, the next time I can get down to an open forge I want to build a hook to lift the coal tray out without bending down into the PBC.

  41. Comment by Brother Cavil on July 28, 2017 12:56 pm

    Ah. Red clay here. Different compounds I guess.

  42. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 28, 2017 1:02 pm

    Cavil, no way you’d mistake one for the other in winter. Kazoo gets the worst of what’s called “lake effect snow”. Don’t know if that’s a familiar concept to those outside of the Pleasant Peninsula, but it basically means that I can look forward to serious snowfalls for the rest of my life.

  43. Comment by redclay06 on July 28, 2017 1:09 pm

    Redclay here.

  44. Comment by scott on July 28, 2017 1:14 pm

    Two thoughts

    A) I don’t care. Obamacare is going to die all by itself. The Rs won’t have their fingerprints on it, the Dems own that piece of crap.

    2) Didn’t HHS Secretary Sebelius write the bill AFTER it passed?
    Could Tom Price kill it all by himself?

  45. Comment by scott on July 28, 2017 1:18 pm

    “build a hook to lift the coal tray”

    I use my cookin’ pliers for that. Channel locks, very handy for handling hot stuff.

  46. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 28, 2017 1:37 pm

    I use a rake.

  47. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 28, 2017 1:38 pm

    Unfortunately, when Obamacare dies, it will morph into single payer.

    As was foretold in the prophecy.

  48. Comment by mare on July 28, 2017 1:41 pm

    Thanks, Laura. I’m sure to see it on the news tonight (not that I watch).

    SHIT SHOW!!!

  49. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 28, 2017 1:44 pm

    Man, nothing is going to top that McCain stuff.

    Reality: Hold my beer…

    https://squawker.org/all/steven-wasserman-brother-of-debbie-wasserman-schultz-to-oversee-awan-family-investigation/

  50. Comment by Car in on July 28, 2017 1:48 pm

    Unbelievable.

  51. Comment by mare on July 28, 2017 1:56 pm

    https://squawker.org/all/steven-wasserman-brother-of-debbie-wasserman-schultz-to-oversee-awan-family-investigation/

    ———

    WTFF??????

    Wait, that has to be like a click bait deal. I’m not falling for the, “get outraged by outrageous D.C. bullshit!!” until I know that’s real. It can’t possibly be real.

  52. Comment by mare on July 28, 2017 1:57 pm

    If it is real, DRAIN THE EFFING SWAMP NOW. ALL OF THEM. EVERY SINGLE ASSHOLE!!

  53. Comment by mare on July 28, 2017 1:59 pm

    I may lose my shit today over our betters in D.C..

    They are such hard working and selfless public servants, it has to be us making them look like the kind of stuff I like to scrape off my shoe after visiting the petting zoo.

  54. Comment by Brother Cavil on July 28, 2017 2:16 pm

    Iceland Solution.

    Anyone who is or ever has been in gov’t in any capacity is tossed out and lifetime ban for them or anyone close to them to ever serve in any capacity again.

    Fire everyone, start over.

  55. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 28, 2017 2:18 pm

    Why fire everyone, it’s 3 freakin republicans!

  56. Comment by lauraw on July 28, 2017 2:29 pm

    No it’s not. That’s just what they needed so the rest of them didn’t have to look bad. If it were a real vote instead of Cover Your Ass Failure Theater, I bet many many more Rs would have voted against it.

  57. Comment by lauraw on July 28, 2017 2:30 pm

    They want the government to be in charge of healthcare. A huge new market for graft and skimming. They’re not letting go now.

  58. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 28, 2017 2:37 pm

    Oh, I realize it’s more. But not every single one of them.

  59. Comment by Brother Cavil on July 28, 2017 2:38 pm

    The only way to be sure. And note my formulation. I mean ANY capacity. Elected. Appointed. Hired. It makes no difference. From the White House to the janitors in the local federal offices.

    Sometimes, the only way to change a culture is to flush everyone out and start over.

  60. Comment by scott on July 28, 2017 3:00 pm

    One of Rush’s callers just explained the skinny bill that McCain killed.

    It was a piece of crap, be thankful he killed it.

    All it was going to do was to eliminate the requirement to buy Obamacare. We would still have the shitty insurance and I would still be paying for maternity.

    Premiums would skyrocket because people would opt out.

  61. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 28, 2017 3:02 pm

    Well, at least the Boy Scouts apologized for Trump’s speech:

    http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2017/07/28/time-has-come-for-every-red-blooded-god-loving-patriot-to-sever-ties-with-boy-scouts-america.html

  62. Comment by mare on July 28, 2017 3:06 pm

    Scott, I actually thought about that after hearing for the last few weeks that most of the stuff they have been voting on has been really bad. Just shit.

    Does not change my opinion of McCain. He could have been leading the charge for repeal. He didn’t. Ever.

  63. Comment by mare on July 28, 2017 3:06 pm

    Premiums would skyrocket because people would opt out.

    ——-

    Might have helped it die faster.

  64. Comment by scott on July 28, 2017 3:18 pm

    Yes, but then it would be the Republicans fault.

  65. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 28, 2017 3:19 pm

    AZ paper sides with Scott’s analysis:

    http://www.azcentral.com/story/opinion/op-ed/laurieroberts/2017/07/28/mccain-sinks-skinny-repeal-way-represent-senator/519160001/

  66. Comment by mare on July 28, 2017 3:20 pm

    Yes, you’re right.

    Although no matter what, it will be the republicans fault.

    Then we can hope that another bill will be voted on this fall?

  67. Comment by mare on July 28, 2017 3:22 pm

    I’m also wondering how the press will use this against Trump and those that want a full repeal. PR is powerful. Perception is reality to the dumb.

  68. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 28, 2017 3:41 pm

    THAT’S where MJ has been today!

  69. Comment by scott on July 28, 2017 4:31 pm

    I looked out the window last night and saw the biggest skunk I have ever seen. It was a monster, so I went out to investigate.

    Two skunks, side by side. Both immediately turned to point their business end at me, but I was safely out of range.

  70. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 28, 2017 4:57 pm

    sorry, that stinks, scott.

  71. Comment by Brother Cavil on July 28, 2017 5:00 pm

    Oh great. Now the Norks can hit most of the CONUS.

    http://tinyurl.com/yaxdmtlx

    …but DC is still out of range, sadly.

  72. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 28, 2017 5:00 pm

    Something about Scott’s story smells.

  73. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 28, 2017 5:06 pm

    That sucks, Cavil. They’re only going to get one shot. Probably LA or San Diego.

  74. Comment by Pupster on July 28, 2017 5:11 pm

    Sorry for the mix up, MJ. When I asked you to do the BBFs for July I forgot that Kentucky switches calendars early for squirrel huntin’.

  75. Comment by MJ on July 28, 2017 5:27 pm

    No mixup. I just knew you were home.

  76. Comment by Brother Cavil on July 28, 2017 5:32 pm

    Hit Silicon Valley for maximum economic impact.

  77. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 28, 2017 6:00 pm

    High altitude detonation over Kansas. EMP, radioactive wheat belt plume.

    Population will be down 10% in a month.

  78. Comment by Pupster on July 28, 2017 6:11 pm

    Hit Portland.

    Just ’cause.

  79. Comment by Pupster on July 28, 2017 6:29 pm

    I’m back but I was kinda busy this week.

    So yeah, I got next week’s BBF. Thanks for covering.

  80. Comment by Pupster on July 28, 2017 6:35 pm

    https://is.gd/Jgv3xP

  81. Comment by Sean M. on July 28, 2017 7:14 pm

    What it is, party people.

  82. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 28, 2017 7:24 pm

    We need to get Pupster a new job. When we have a crunch, my boss won’t even sleep until it works.

  83. Comment by mare on July 28, 2017 7:26 pm

    Hhahahhhaaaa, welcome back, Pups.

  84. Comment by mare on July 28, 2017 7:28 pm

    Sean, I lost a crap ton on Jeopardy the other night. I didn’t know the feudal country between Spain and France. Andorra.

    Shakes fist at sky: MAAAAAAAARRRRREE!

  85. Comment by mare on July 28, 2017 7:29 pm

    ^^^^hahahahahaha, who wrote the comment header?

  86. Comment by Sean M. on July 28, 2017 7:39 pm

    I missed that one too, Mare. All I could come up with was Switzerland, and I knew that was wrong.

  87. Comment by osoloco11 on July 28, 2017 7:41 pm

    Hola, Sean. I miss H1 when Mrs Peel would watch Jeopardy in TX and had the potential to ruin SoCal Jeopardy for Sean. I still can’t Jeopardy. It was my dealio with my dad. 9/24/09 my last Jeopardy

  88. Comment by osoloco11 on July 28, 2017 7:42 pm

    Is Andorra really a country? I mean “REALLY”? How many Andorrans do you know? I know more Basques!!!!

  89. Comment by scott on July 28, 2017 7:48 pm

    Heard an ad for an upcoming Joe Bonamassa concert.

    Scoped it out ……$157 per ticket.

  90. Comment by Sean M. on July 28, 2017 7:48 pm

    MCPO was always the one who couldn’t keep his yap shut about Final Jeopardy. I threatened to set fire to all his Steely Dan albums, and he finally piped down.

  91. Comment by Sean M. on July 28, 2017 7:51 pm

    Jeebers, scott. Does Joe come down and perform sexual favors for audience members during the show?

  92. Comment by osoloco11 on July 28, 2017 7:53 pm

    Dan found an envelope with $500 hidden in the sewing machine well at today’s yard sale. He was asking $50. Woman only had $20. He had agreed to $25. She couldn’t come up with $5😜

  93. Comment by scott on July 28, 2017 7:54 pm

    I wont be finding out.

  94. Comment by osoloco11 on July 28, 2017 7:54 pm

    Venue? Seats? $157 might not be that bad

  95. Comment by scott on July 28, 2017 7:57 pm

    Chicago is playing there 2 days earlier and tickets are $35 – $50

  96. Comment by osoloco11 on July 28, 2017 8:06 pm

    Not judging Chicago…but judging. Dan is still pissed about Alan Jackson. $75 a ticket. 45 minute concert. Phoned it in.

  97. Comment by osoloco11 on July 28, 2017 8:07 pm

    Same venue. Same price. Josh Turner. Sara Evans. Brad Paisley. Almost 3 hours.

  98. Comment by PepeLp on July 28, 2017 8:07 pm

    Quite a few Basques around. They came over to herd sheep ages ago. Miguel Arrieta turned into Michael Harriet.

  99. Comment by Sean M. on July 28, 2017 8:19 pm

    We’ve got a fair-sized Basque community in my area, too. You might not believe this, but there’s actually quite a lot of good grazing land right up the hill from where I live.

    http://www.chinobasqueclub.com/

  100. Comment by osoloco11 on July 28, 2017 8:25 pm

    Any Andorrans? Drops mic

  101. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 28, 2017 8:28 pm

    There was a great Basque restaurant in Reno, hope it’s still there.

  102. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 28, 2017 8:30 pm

    Awwww, the owner died two days ago. Ouch.

    http://www.rgj.com/story/life/food/2017/07/26/louis-louis-basque-corner-dies-90/513159001/

    Now that’s weird timing.

  103. Comment by Sean M. on July 28, 2017 8:31 pm

    I doubt Andorrans show their faces around Basques. The latter have to be super pissed that the former get their own country.

  104. Comment by osoloco11 on July 28, 2017 8:56 pm

    Whatever, Hemingway!!! I always thought of Andorra as Bewitched country. Endora. I know!!!! Now

  105. Comment by osoloco11 on July 28, 2017 9:16 pm

    G’night WordPress. IPad is dying.

  106. Comment by terribletroy on July 28, 2017 9:24 pm

    How was my day? So kind of you to ask. Today I had a 1030 arrival at hospital for a procedure scheduled for noon (lithotripsy). I arrived on time and ready to do my part. I try to be a “good” patient that contributes to the healing process. Get in, into surg gown, iv hooked up, antibiotic administered and on board. All ready by 1145. Nurse DISAFUCKINGPEERS. Next time I see this human its 1445 (245pm for challenged motherfuckers). She tells me that shit happens and I’m not sched to get in till 1645. Now, they knew shit happens First thing this am, as equip was late in arriving. So they fucking knew ALL day long they were running behind….did I mention no food and drink since 2000hrs the nite before? They now apologize for the delay and ask if I want to resched.

    Me: Fuck no unless your going to pay for my fucking day off. And why the fuck, knowing this from hr one , was I left here for 2hrs and 45 mins wondering wtf is going… so solly, so solly mr. terrible.

    Finally go back, get kidney stone roto rooter’d, wajkeg up and its “here’s your tylenol 3s” the gawdamn baby aspirin of pain mgmt. Thanks doc! That’ll definitely take care of that ” your dick is on fire when you pee” feeling.

    Oh, and I got a stent I wasn’t planning on, which gets to be removed in office in a week.

    Finally, I fid not find twenty fucking dollars and missed you mom on her daily rounds.

  107. Comment by osoloco11 on July 28, 2017 9:37 pm

    Oso family theater. Watching Dodgeball. Scene with Christine and Ben. JINX! Oso & Dan: I read they were getting divorced;
    Oso: I heard he was really difficult to live with.
    Dan: Kettle says what?
    Fin (Not talking to Dan right now)

  108. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on July 28, 2017 9:43 pm

    Holy Carp, one of the morons is from my hometown (of 5000 people).

  109. Comment by scott on July 28, 2017 9:51 pm

    You may have driven your car off their wall.
    Small world.

  110. Comment by Pupster on July 28, 2017 9:59 pm

    Heh.

  111. Comment by Pupster on July 28, 2017 10:08 pm

    Next door neighbors are moving out, the house is an upstairs/downstairs dual appartment, common foyer and laundry. This is the mother/daughter/grandson combo of cat attack fame, they stopped paying rent awhile back according to the homeowner, and are just now getting evicted.

    I talked to the owner tonight, it would be more per month but the Pupster boyz could have their own apartment, owner is willing to discuss rent to own and discounts for a single lease on the whole house. He’s been saddled with bad tenants. I don’t think he’ll hold it until my lease runs out here but it is something to think about.

    Mrs. Pupster “heard” from the grandma living in the upstairs that it doesn’t have any soundproofing between the apartments, so she has already told me “not interested”.

  112. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 28, 2017 10:29 pm

    maybe they’ll let you out of the lease.

  113. Comment by Pupster on July 28, 2017 10:35 pm

    Maybe. She won’t have any trouble renting this place. Then again, neither will the guy next door. I’ll wait and see what happens once he gets it all cleaned out and ready. I’ve got to hit Mrs. Pupster with it at the right time and in the right manner or it will all go sideways.

  114. Comment by Sean M. on July 28, 2017 10:39 pm

    Sex her up real good and then bring it up. That, or slip her some drugs and videotape her agreeing to it while she’s all loopy.

  115. Comment by Pupster on July 28, 2017 11:03 pm

    Embrace the power of “and”.

  116. Comment by Sean M. on July 28, 2017 11:07 pm

    I like the way you think.

  117. Comment by Car in on July 28, 2017 11:21 pm

    blerg

  118. Comment by PepeLp on July 28, 2017 11:22 pm

    Moose-a-palooza (TOWMJGM) preview:

    http://tinyurl.com/y8pfmqyu

  119. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on July 28, 2017 11:26 pm

    Pupster, did they say why they were ending Boy2’s internship?

  120. Comment by Car in on July 28, 2017 11:32 pm

    I swear to god I thought MJ knew how to double dutch.

  121. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on July 28, 2017 11:48 pm

    He thought it meant something else entirely.

  122. Comment by lauraw on July 28, 2017 11:54 pm

    Criminy, Schlicter never shuts up on Twitter. He’s starting to go Kincannon on us.

    Never go full Kincannon.

  123. Comment by Sean M. on July 28, 2017 11:55 pm

    He can fart in bed twice in rapid succession.

  124. Comment by Car in on July 29, 2017 12:00 am

    He has no control over that, though.

    There’s a difference.

  125. Comment by Sean M. on July 29, 2017 3:52 am

    I can’t get you off my derp, I can’t get you off in general
    So here we are, we’re just two losers
    I want you and you want something more beautiful

  126. Comment by Pupster on July 29, 2017 6:01 am

    Pupster, did they say why they were ending Boy2’s internship?

    The stated reason was it was just the natural ending point for the internship. The real reason was overhead cost cutting. Also there is a perception problem with me having a family member on staff, “why not hire my kid?” kind of thing.

    Eh, it was a good run.

  127. Comment by lauraw on July 29, 2017 7:55 am

    Man, the corn cannons are loud and numerous this morning. I think they may actually have started just shelling the crows.

  128. Comment by Pupster on July 29, 2017 8:19 am

    Looks like a Leon Special

    https://is.gd/XLRfm9

  129. Comment by lauraw on July 29, 2017 8:26 am

    One of my brother’s friends made a shoulder-slung potato cannon that was powered by hair spray. So fun. When they ran out of potatoes the kitchen was ransacked for all remaining vegetables and fruits, then there was a trip to the grocery store.

    Taters. Lemons. Grapes. Whatever. It all went Boom, and it all flew.

  130. Comment by lauraw on July 29, 2017 8:28 am

    Oooooh….that would be great at Lapeerpalooza TOWMJGM.

  131. Comment by Pupster on July 29, 2017 8:37 am

    Maybe it’s time for an official Lapeerpalooza TOWMJGM poat?

  132. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 29, 2017 8:40 am

    I just saw the 9-year-old Trump fan on Fox. I almost feel like this is a mistake, that the bastards in the media will hound him and pick his life apart for their amusement.

    Or am I being too cynical?

  133. Comment by lauraw on July 29, 2017 8:48 am

    Not cynical. They attacked kids before. They criticized Palin for not aborting Trig, fer cryin out loud. They’ll go after the parents first.

    http://www.recordnet.com/news/20170728/9-year-old-stockton-boy-called-pickle-really-wrote-that-letter-to-trump

    “we’re not political people,” = conservative, probably

    I tell people I don’t care about politics all the time. Because I don’t want to hear their lefty bullshit and I want to be treated like a human being. I’m done arguing with these people.

  134. Comment by Pupster on July 29, 2017 8:54 am

    https://is.gd/EzLaXb

  135. Comment by lauraw on July 29, 2017 8:58 am

    https://is.gd/evd4iR

    In this article, the mother chides people who talked crap about her son on the internet. The comments to this article are snide, too. They can’t help themselves.

  136. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 29, 2017 9:00 am

    I could probably build a cannon if I had some time, but I’m struggling to get a few minutes here and there to weed. Going to try and dig up potatoes with a 2yo later because I’m alone with her and it has to get done.

  137. Comment by Car in on July 29, 2017 9:02 am

    nd when he asked for “a Donald Trump cake,” she made him one herself, because she couldn’t find a bakery willing and able to do it.

    She should have told them that it’s like a gay wedding cake, but just says TRUMP on it and doesn’t have the two guy figurines holding hands.

  138. Comment by Car in on July 29, 2017 9:07 am

    We can have fun at Lapeerpalooza even w/o a potato cannon.

  139. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 29, 2017 9:08 am

    Corn cannon reminds me of Mr. RFH’s trebuchet. We only have two weeks until Rocketboy goes back to school and two months until pumpkin chunkin’.

  140. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 29, 2017 9:29 am

    State Dept. is pulling out of Venezuela. Kind of surprised it took them this long, but thinking it must be really bad there now.

  141. Comment by Car in on July 29, 2017 9:31 am

    Ha ha ah … the header pic is funny.

  142. Comment by lauraw on July 29, 2017 9:37 am

    Leek crop is extremely shitty. Skinny. They should be the thickness of a finger by now, but they are far from it.

    I don’t know if it’s because tree roots have invaded that corner of the garden, or if it’s because I saved seeds from unharvested leeks which were small. Probably a bit of both. I’m going to spread compost on that bed and hope I get some decent baby leeks by the end of the Summer.

    Next year, fresh seed from the nursery.

    Leon, I hope yours are sizing up. If not, sorry. I screwed up.

  143. Comment by lauraw on July 29, 2017 9:42 am

    Yeah, who is the wiseacre that did the header pic/ caption combo? Quite humorous.

  144. Comment by Chi on July 29, 2017 9:43 am

    WaPo days and untold hours tracking down if Pickle was real, the true investigative journalists that they are.
    How much time did they spend on the Scalise shooter, or DWS’ criminal friends?

  145. Comment by Car in on July 29, 2017 9:44 am

    I made sure to ask off for lapeerpalooza ((TOWMJGM) weekend – I only work fridays but I wanted to make sure they didn’t also accidentally schedule me any other days.

  146. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 29, 2017 10:08 am

    Leeks are sort of all over the place, Laura. Some look like chives, some are thicker than my thumbs. Lots of grass and weed pressure this year, I just haven’t had time out there.

  147. Comment by Pupster on July 29, 2017 10:29 am

    Yeah, who is the wiseacre that did the header pic/ caption combo?

    Guilty. I changed the site title too, by accident. The tag line and title are a little confusing in wordpress’ new and improved GUI.

  148. Comment by lauraw on July 29, 2017 10:48 am

    Well, you’re doing better than me, Leon. I know time is scarce, but you should try to hill them up a couple times/few inches so you get enough blanched stem to be worth eating.

  149. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 29, 2017 10:58 am

    I’ll try to, Laura. I managed to get about a third of my potatoes out of the ground before Possum got bored with it. I might get to do that again this afternoon, but it’s going to be tough to finish. All the weeds make turning up the soil with my hands take a lot longer.

  150. Comment by Chi on July 29, 2017 11:24 am

    but you should try to hill them up a couple times/few inches so you get enough blanched stem to be worth eating.

    Isn’t what what they do to asparagus to get the white version? Or is it a different variety?

  151. Comment by Jimbro on July 29, 2017 11:32 am

    It is Chi. I took a trip to Europe several years ago and my friend’s uncle where we stayed for a bit took us to a restaurant where they were serving white asparagus. It was late spring and we ate Spargel in many forms.

  152. Comment by Chi on July 29, 2017 11:36 am

    Huh. I learned Ned a new word today (that I will quickly forget).
    Etiolation.

  153. Comment by beasn on July 29, 2017 12:30 pm

    “Pea gravel”.

    Isn’t pea gravel what pervy Lena Dunham stuck in her baby sister’s hoohaw?

  154. Comment by lauraw on July 29, 2017 12:56 pm

    Leon, why dig all the potatoes? Half the time I dig them as we eat them. Do you need the bed for something else?

  155. Comment by Tushar on July 29, 2017 12:57 pm

    Not exactly NSFW, but click at your own risk. You know my reputation.

    https://i.imgur.com/yJFFLWr.gifv

  156. Comment by lauraw on July 29, 2017 1:01 pm

    I just dug up my small leek bed, cut & pulled out umptysebenty mats of tree roots, then reset everything with more compost and rotted hay mulch on top and watered it well from the rain barrel.
    Maybe I’ll get some joy out of these things yet. We’ll see.

    I need to put a ditch or some kind of underground barrier between that rotten tree and my garden.

  157. Comment by lauraw on July 29, 2017 1:05 pm

    She seems nice, Tushar. Did you notice the Japanese BBF girl in the mural?

  158. Comment by mare on July 29, 2017 1:11 pm

    Hahahahhhh, Tushar is a classic!

  159. Comment by Car in on July 29, 2017 1:12 pm

    I need to put a ditch or some kind of underground barrier between that rotten tree and my garden.

    Maybe it needs to meet Mr. Tire Fire.

  160. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 29, 2017 1:15 pm

    If I leave them in the ground, some will rot or get nibbled, plus the grass is filling in over them completely right now. Might try spinach in the location after they are out.

  161. Comment by Tushar on July 29, 2017 1:17 pm

    Oh damn, didn’t notice the Japanese BBF back there. All my attention was on the lady with the giant prehensile dong.

    Speaking of which, Giant Prehensile Dongs is a great name for a death metal band.

  162. Comment by lauraw on July 29, 2017 1:26 pm

    I saw Japanese BBF open for Snake Dick. This was not a music concert.

  163. Comment by geoff on July 29, 2017 1:51 pm

    Women’s particulars are mysterious and beyond the ken of man.

  164. Comment by mare on July 29, 2017 1:52 pm

    Haahhaa lauraw went blue.

  165. Comment by Brother Cavil on July 29, 2017 2:07 pm

    Japan: Nuked too hard, or not nuked hard enough?

  166. Comment by Pupster on July 29, 2017 2:27 pm

    And that is why Leon didn’t rush any more fraternities at U of M.

    https://is.gd/24gAv3

  167. Comment by lauraw on July 29, 2017 3:53 pm

    Why is it called rushing?

  168. Comment by Car in on July 29, 2017 3:56 pm

    I might do a poat

  169. Comment by Hotspur on July 29, 2017 4:00 pm

    It’s called rushing because fudge packing was already taken.

  170. Comment by lauraw on July 29, 2017 4:06 pm

    Thanks, Hotspur! My nephew wanted to know. I’ll tell him.

  171. Comment by mare on July 29, 2017 4:10 pm

    Ha! Mare high fives Hotspur.

  172. Comment by Car in on July 29, 2017 4:43 pm

    New poat

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